[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

I looked at the various weapons with rough styles in front of me, and I felt mixed feelings for a while.Seeing that my face was cloudy and uncertain, Brother Hou scratched his ears and cheeks for a while, and pushed my arm with his paw.

"There are so many for you, you should choose one."

Mace, gourd hammer, meteor hammer, steel fork, machete, broad-axe, long-handled machete, and even a crescent shovel similar to Drifting and Zhu Bajie's rake were brought.This is different from what I imagined!The promised fan, ribbon, jade flute, and short sword!What's up with the weapons these rough men use!

I covered my eyes silently, and wailed: "Brother Monkey, do you misunderstand me?"

Brother Hou rubbed my dog's head, and said seriously: "These are all good treasures of the old Dragon King, but they have been selected for a long time."

I feel wronged by my strength: "But I want the kind of weapon that is immortal!"

Monkey Brother: "What's wrong with a majestic weapon, it's very airy to play with."

I pursed my lips: "But what about my girlish heart?"

Brother Monkey: "Forget it bear, come on, this black iron gourd hammer is very handy. And it's the same as my golden cudgel, it can be made bigger or smaller as you like!"

The pumpkin hammer is full of joy no matter how big or small it is!I can only think of Cheng Yaojin!Is it really okay for me, a beautiful girl, to use this kind of weapon!

However, I still chose the gourd hammer.

Just because this pair of hammers can shrink my earrings.In the future, my style of fighting will probably be to pull at the ears first, and then conjure up a pair of huge gourd hammers. I laugh myself, okay?

After Brother Hou got the golden cudgel, he would teach me some hand skills when he had nothing to do. I became more and more proficient at playing the golden melon hammer. Oh my god, I actually accepted this setting.

Now every now and then Huaguo Mountain will hold a banquet, inviting ghosts and monsters from all walks of life, either to discuss or brag and drink, and without any accident, they will meet some big monsters with heads and faces.

Among them, I am more familiar with the Bull Demon King. He is a refreshing bull. At this time, there is no marriage crisis, and the jade-faced fox has not appeared.The current Bull Demon King has a very harmonious relationship with his wife, Princess Iron Fan, and he brings her with him when he comes to play with Brother Hou several times.Over time, I became familiar, but unfortunately the bare bottom, bellyband, and fire-breathing baby of Honghaier was not born, so the fun of teasing was lacking.

Even if I hang out with a bunch of bosses, I haven't practiced my drinking capacity.On a night when the moon was sparse, I was so drunk that I didn't expect that as a goblin, I could drink so badly!

When I woke up, I found that I was chained, and the guy who was holding me turned out to be a bull-headed horse.What the hell!My life is over?If I remember correctly, it shouldn't be Brother Monkey whose soul was hooked to the underworld!

"Big brother with bull head and horse face, you have arrested the wrong person!"

Niutou glanced at me, and a deep and penetrating voice slowly sounded: "That's right, it's you."

I'll go, because Mao Niutou's voice is so provocative!Although it is a Shamat bull head wearing a huge nose ring.

I continued to struggle: "Then tell me why I died!"

Ma Mian's voice was very crisp, with a hint of childishness, and he replied loudly: "Drunk to death! Brother Niutou and I will not catch the wrong person. Honestly, go drink Mengpo soup and reincarnate."

Horse Face's voice is also nice, aren't you two excellent voice actors?No, when I was thinking about this, the cause of my death was actually drunk?What a chicken reason!There is no mistake!Then what's the point of worshiping Master Bodhi when I travel through time!Just wait until you die!

Woow, do I have to leave Brother Monkey first?I can't accompany him to trouble the heavenly palace at all.

When I was about to cry, a loud shout came from the top of my head, and I opened my mouth wide to look at Brother Monkey who was running towards me wielding a golden cudgel.

"Don't even think about taking my sister away!"

When a stick hits, there is an earth-shattering sway, the underworld trembles, the bull's head and horse face are naturally invincible, and they quickly retreat a few meters away.Brother Hou protected me furiously, and tore off the chains on my body as soon as he raised his hand.

"Brother Monkey, how did you come to Hell?"

"Ask the land old man, he said that it only takes an hour for the soul to go out of the body."

"Wow! Brother Monkey! I'm dead! My cause of death is drunk!"

"Hahahahahaha, you idiot."

"stop laughing!"

I still cried, I didn't expect that the soul can shed tears, it's really weird.I hugged Brother Hou and wept. He first scolded me for being worthless, and then let me hang around. Holding a golden cudgel in one hand, he pointed at the face of the bull's head and horse: "Tell me, how can I make her return!"

Ma Mian sold Hades without any struggle, and Niutou on the side pretended not to know anything.

Just like that, Brother Hou led me into the Hall of Yama unscrupulously.However, Yan Wang is actually a big-breasted and beautiful Yujie. If she hadn't been wearing Yan Wang's clothes and sitting in the first seat, I would never have guessed her identity.My eyes are about to look straight, why is Hades also a girl!

Brother Hou didn't have the spirit of a gentleman, so he still picked up the golden cudgel, and scolded: "Miss Yan Luo, take out the book of life and death with our names on it!"

"This really scared me. Your monkey head and that jade stone died two days ago. This little monster is still alive, so you rushed to the underworld to look for it."

"Stop talking!" He grinned.

"Oh, I don't like the way you are so angry that you are a beauty. Life and death are here, if you are brave enough, you will tear it up."

Monkey brother is a monkey who can't stand the tricks, I saw him laughing wildly, provoking the life and death book in Yan Wang Yujie's hand, smashing it to pieces in the blink of an eye.The confetti flying all over the sky is like a soul with nowhere to rest, wisps of green smoke come out, and this book of life and death is gone.

"Ugly girl, come back!"

Picking up the stick and pulling me, Brother Hou left with extreme arrogance.

So, is it me who is the one who caused Brother Monkey to make trouble in the underworld?It's scary and comforting.

There was trouble in the sea and in the underworld. Finally, what Brother Monkey did was accused to the sky.Probably because my courage was brought up by Brother Hou, and I became bearish on the future confrontation with the sky.

On a sunny day, the handsome Taibai Jinxing came to Shuilian Cave and invited Brother Monkey to be a Bi Mawen in the Heavenly Court.

To be honest, I am no longer surprised to see the Zhengtai version of Taibaijinxing in Zhuyuanyurun. After all, Bodhi and Hades have opened up a new world for me.I said why the key roles of Mao have changed so much, but Brother Monkey has kept his face in the drama.

Xiao Taibai is a man who knows how to read things, carrying wit and scheming that his skin should not have.He said "Monkey King" and "Monkey King". He coaxed Brother Hou very happily, and he agreed to go to heaven, but he wanted to take me with him.

I didn't expect this at all, and I was puzzled: "Brother Monkey, I want to go too?"

Brother Monkey: "Didn't you also talk about Heaven before?"

Little Taibai: "Then let's go together, and treat it as a tour. If it's not fun, how about sending you back to Huaguo Mountain?"

result--

Brother Monkey and I hadn’t opened the horse raising dungeon for half a month, Brother Monkey tore off his official uniform, dismantled the wing room, beat up the little leader, and dragged me back to Huaguo Mountain angrily.Don't blame Brother Hou for being angry, I am also angry, but I can bear it, but Brother Hou is a straightforward and violent person.

My only pity is that I didn't have time to wander around and see the Four Heavenly Kings, Thunder God and Lightning Mother, Chang'e, Erlang God, Canopy, Nezha, etc...

In the past few days, he and I have nestled in a corner of the small fairy palace to raise the pegasus, brush the horse's hair, wipe the hoof, sweep the manure, walk and feed the horse.It was a little fresh at the beginning, but after a long time, it will naturally get boring, and with the verbal ridicule and ridicule of the little leader, it's no wonder Brother Monkey has opened up.

After returning to Huaguo Mountain, Brother Hou proclaimed himself the Monkey King, and erected an arrogant banner of the Monkey King on the top of the mountain.

For a while, Brother Hou was famous and became sworn brothers with the Bull Demon King and the Seven Demon Kings, but I just watched quietly. Brother Hou wanted me to become sworn brothers too, but I said no.

I was sitting on the stone bench in front of the waterfall. Brother Hou left a group of brothers and ran up to me and handed me a peach.

"Are you really not sworn?"

"No, no, no." I waved my hand, anyway, when your accident happened, none of those brothers came to visit you.

"You don't marry me either?"

Inexplicably, I heard some taste from his tone, I was happy, patted the battle armor on his body, and said with a smile: "Brother Monkey, what kind of friendship do we have, do we still need to be sworn brothers?"

"It is."

Brother Monkey was satisfied this time, we both had a good time, and suddenly, a golden light flashed in front of our eyes.Brother Hou and I took up our weapons and were about to pounce on them and beat them violently, but the other party quickly groaned.

"Slow down! It's me, Taibai Jinxing!" A certain fairy hugged his head and hid.

Putting the golden cudgel on the ground, Brother Hou put his hips on his hips and asked, "It's you cunning brat again, what's the matter!"

Taibai Jinxing smiled and waved to me, and only then did he explain why he came.I knew I was looking for Brother Monkey to work as a fruit farmer in the Peach Garden. I never thought of it before, but now I can't help complaining, which genius came up with the idea of ​​letting Monkey guard the peaches!Isn't everyone happy to keep a chili vegetable and the like!

This operation is too showy, I can't understand it.

Brother Hou still didn't like it, and said disdainfully: "Guard the orchard? I..."

I immediately covered his mouth and said happily, "What a job! Quite good!"

The monkey slapped my hand away dissatisfied, and I hurriedly whispered to him: "I heard that the peaches in the Pantaoyuan take thousands of years to bear fruit. They can cure all diseases and prolong life. They have many benefits. They are the best peaches in heaven and earth. Are you sure?" go?"

Our eyes met, Brother Monkey and I showed sinister smiles at the same time.Little Taibai at the side trembled for a moment, then turned around, we both had kind smiles on our faces.

Monkey Brother: "This time I go to Tiangong with my ugly girl, will some rogue fools make trouble?"

Xiao Taibai: "No, no."

Brother Monkey: "We want to go out for a walk, are you allowed?"

Xiao Taibai: "As long as you don't run to the territory of the big boss, everything is easy to talk about, and you can go wherever you like."

Brother Monkey: "Do you want me to lead the horse?"

Little Taibai has already turned his head into a rattle, no matter how he looks at it, he feels that Brother Monkey is bullying the children.I ignored Little Taibai's eyes asking for help, and looked at the distant scenery, "The weather is so nice~"

This time when I go to the Heavenly Palace, I must take a walk around.

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