[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

Brother Monkey and I were led by Xiao Taibai to the boundary of the Peach Garden, and we could smell the fragrance of peaches even before we reached the gate.Brother Hou touched his nose, took a deep breath, and his eyes were about to shine.I quickly tugged on his sleeve to make him restrain himself.

I said that the monkeys have shown such expressions, Taibai Jinxing, are you not worried about Pantao at all!This kind of weasel's sense of sight for the chicken's New Year's greetings is getting stronger and stronger!

Brother Hou took a sip of his saliva and gave me a thumbs up, my brother, can you really calm down.

Little Taibai pushed aside the sea of ​​clouds, and gradually, we saw the majestic garden gate.With a wave of the sleeve robe, the heavy door opened to the outside, and the lush green fruit trees, with plump and huge peaches on the branches, I stared blankly at this magnificent landscape. It turned out that it was really as big as a washbasin. Hello big peach!

Xiao Taibai proudly introduced these peaches to us. They mature in 3000 years, mature in 6000 years and so on.After showing off, he began to explain the method of maintaining peach trees, and every time the leader wants to eat peaches, he will ask the Seven Fairies to pick them up, and then we only need to give the peaches.

Brother Hou hurriedly waved his hand to say he understood after listening to it, and then threw Xiao Taibai out without waiting for anything to add.Monkey brother, you will really be beaten to death when you come to work in the unit like this!

When Taibai Jinxing left, he left behind a stack of brochures, on which were the rules for raising peach trees. Brother Hou didn't bother to read it, so I picked it up and read a catalogue.In fact, I am still looking forward to the Seven Fairies. It should be rainbow-colored. Speaking of which, I really didn’t see any celebrities when I went to raise horses!

Instead, he raised Tianma for a period of time, seeing that everyone looks like a horse, Brother Hou is about to become a big horse monkey.

"Hey! Brother Monkey, the rules say that a 9000-year-old peach tree needs to be fertilized by one...I day! Brother Monkey! What are you doing!"

"hold head high?"

With bright and innocent eyes wide open, Brother Hou looked at me with a 9000-year-old flat peach in his mouth.

I really underestimated the allure of peaches to him. I thought that at least I could be a fruit farmer and work hard for a few days before eating. In the blink of an eye, he gnawed on it!

"Delicious! Ugly girl!"

"..." I stared at him speechlessly for a few seconds, and finally I picked a peach that was closest to me and gnawed on it. The juice was refreshing and the flesh was sweet!

Brother Hou picked off the washbasin-sized peaches with his two paws together, and performed a show of swallowing peaches for me, and then his face was stretched into the shape of peaches.

Brother Hou and I had a great time on the first day. My belly swelled as high as a hill, and it took me until the next day to digest it.After all, I ate other people's peaches, and I still have to serve them well.So Brother Hou and I also worked diligently to grow peach trees according to the rules. Xiao Taibai came to have a face-to-face meeting, and he didn't notice that the peaches were missing at all.

"Xinyu, don't you want to go around the Tiangong, do you want to go?" Little Taibai jumped up to me and asked.

I blinked, turned my head to look at Brother Hou, received my pitiful eyes, and a certain monkey waved his hand in disgust: "If you want to go, go here, I just look at it."

"Thank you, Brother Monkey! Let's go, Xiao Taibai!"

Oops, I can finally walk around!But my status is not enough. Although I have the freedom to run around, my status is low and I cannot enter many places.But it's different with Taibai Jinxing, he is a mobile pass.

"Just tell me where you're going, and I'll take you there."

"Oh? Aren't you going to be my tour guide?" Seeing that he was very busy and wanted to throw me away, I asked a lot.

Xiao Taibai straightened his clothes, and said with some pride: "I'm very busy, hurry up and tell me something."

My barren brain couldn't think of more places for a while, only the most common ones came to mind, and I blurted out: "I want to see Chang'e!"

"Okay then, it's Fairy Chang'e!"

Little Taibai dragged me to the gate of Chang'e's house in Guanghan Palace with a kneading formula and cast a spell.

No, kid, why are you so fast!I just yawned and you dragged me to the moon?It is said that I am a woman who wants to see Chang'e because of Mao!Although the goddess is also very good, but I really want to see the male god brother and the like!

"Little Taibai, I regret it! I want to see Erlang Shen!"

"Oh, it's good to go and see the most beautiful thing in the heaven. And Erlang God may not be in his mansion, so I'll go first, don't cause trouble for me!"

After quickly explaining, Xiao Taibai ignored me and floated away a hundred meters away in a blink of an eye.I rolled my eyes, looked at the mansion with indifferent decoration style behind me, sighed, and just as I was about to enter with the cheek, a nice adult male voice came from behind.

I looked back, and saw a handsome man wearing an online game luxury package armor walking towards me, his steps were steady and full of masculinity.

"I've never seen this girl before, but she's here to find Sister Chang'e?"

Others were so polite to me, so I followed suit and said hello to myself. "Hello, hello, I am Xinyu, the little jade demon who followed Monkey King Monkey King to guard the Paradise Garden."

After automatically filtering Brother Monkey's information, the person in front of him clasped his hands and said, "Oh~ Hello, sister Xinyu, I am the Canopy Marshal in charge of the Tianhe [-] Navy."

In the face of his bragging, what I pay attention to is the words Marshal Canopy!There was a bang in my head, I went, and I actually saw Zhu Bajie here!However, the phrase of being in charge of an [-] navy sounds so funny. In my time, one could definitely make a fortune by relying on the navy.

Zhu Bajie, who has not turned into pig essence, is still very handsome now, just like a man who is confident and handsome, without a trace of moisture, let alone greasy.It's just strange to meet him at the door of Chang'e's house.

I first applauded in a face-saving manner, and then asked, "I haven't been in Tiangong for a long time, and I'm not familiar with the place. I heard some stories about Sister Chang'e before, so I wanted to pay a visit."

"Sister Chang'e's story is indeed colorful. I'm also here as a guest. Let's go in and find her together?"

I was about to nod my head in agreement when there was a dull sound of felling not far away.I took a closer look and found that there was a towering tree hundreds of feet away from the entrance of the cave, and under the tree stood a strong man with a naked upper body.Where did you come from, brother!

Wait, could it be that Wu Gang was attacking laurel?

Compared to my surprise, Zhu Bajie's reaction was much more straightforward, he snorted coldly, and said rather disdainfully: "The coquettish man is showing off his muscles again, cutting down trees every day, it's so noisy."

etc!Brother, you didn't have this expression when you faced me just now!It's really nice to say that!His venomous tongue is no worse than that of Monkey Brother!Where did Wu Gang offend you?

I tried to stay calm and asked curiously, "Well, Marshal Tianpeng, you don't seem to like that person very much?"

Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes: "It's not just that I don't like it, sister Chang'e doesn't like his meaty one either."

You will have more meat in the future!

Zhu Bajie continued to bury the opponent, completely lacking the previous gentleman's demeanor.I didn't like it at first, so I said it very loudly, and the quarrel between gods and gods could be heard miles away, and Wu Gang over there immediately came back.So I stared dumbfounded at the two men sneering and tearing up, you two respect yourself!Pay attention to your identity!This is still in front of the Goddess' house!

Just when I was wondering whether to persuade the fight, the gate of Guanghan Palace behind me opened a crack, and a black shadow rushed towards me.I picked it up subconsciously, and my arms were soft, and I looked down, and it turned out to be a soft, cute and snow-white Jade Rabbit!

Exciting!

"Bring the little rabbit in, Xinyu."

The low and gentle female voice came from the palace, the tone was flat, but it aroused people's desire to listen.I was attracted by the female voice, and slipped in holding the Jade Rabbit.

The interior decoration of the palace is still cold, simple and monotonous, and a graceful black-haired woman sits at the tea table.When I saw Chang'e's face, I was out of breath. I was ashamed of my Chinese teacher, my vocabulary could not describe her beauty at all. In short, the title of the most beautiful in the heaven is right!

I didn't come in vain this time.

No, there are two big men fighting outside, I hurriedly said: "Sister Chang'e..."

"You said outside? Oh, don't be afraid, let them go. Come, try the mooncakes I made, the little rabbit likes to eat."

Before I finished speaking, she stuffed a mouthful of mooncakes, and the Jade Rabbit in her arms kicked on its hind legs and landed firmly in Chang'e's arms.I quickly swallowed the pancake and drank my tea, still a little uneasy: "Do you really care?"

Chang'e smiled lightly, raised her eyes and glanced at me, my heart beat a few beats faster again, goosebumps were about to rise!

"Wu Gang let the guards of the Nantianmen do nothing. He was fined by the Jade Emperor to cut osmanthus trees in the Moon Palace. I met Marshal Tianpeng at the last Pantao Festival. After that, he came here when he had nothing to do. Find me. Regardless of whether he is a human, god, or demon, he is a male. The two met and compared each other, and it turned into this."

Without blushing or panting, Chang'e said this.

You Tiangong just know how to play, and whatever you do has a story.If it wasn't for Brother Hou's biased drama style, I really would have thought that what I traveled through was not Journey to the West but some bloody drama.

"My Guanghan Palace usually doesn't have any girls to play with. I know, same-sex repulsion. I blame me for being too beautiful."

"..."

Goddess, although you are the most beautiful, I really don't know how to answer this!Can we still chat happily?

Maybe Chang'e still wants a partner of the same sex. In short, I chatted with her all afternoon, and she basically listened to me.I feel like I've heard a lot of her complaints, what's the matter, Goddess, you haven't had a drink!Mooncakes do not contain alcohol!

"Sister Chang'e, these mooncakes are so delicious, can I bring some for Brother Monkey?"

"You mean the monkey head who proclaimed himself the Monkey King?"

I nodded frantically, Chang'e stood up, unfolded her posture, the fairy skirt streamers automatically without wind, and every move can be used as a decorative painting.In a blink of an eye, she gave me a bag of mooncakes, Goddess, you are so welcome.

"If it's not enough, just come and eat."

"Thank you, Sister Chang'e! Cough cough, I want to ask, is Erlangshen's house in Guanjiangkou?" I started to inquire again.

Chang'e saw through my nympho appearance at a glance, but Chang'e followed my mind and told me the information I wanted.

"Three-eyed man, I met him once at the Pantao Club. He is a handsome man with good conduct. But he didn't stay long and left. I heard from Tianpeng that he always travels around. Although he is the Jade Emperor's nephew, Never get close to this official uncle."

Sorry, my focus is all on the handsome man.

"Then when will he come home?"

"I'm not sure about that, you have to ask the old fritter Taibai Jinxing to find out."

Well, it seems that I will not see Erlang God today, so I sat for a while, and Chang'e asked Jade Rabbit to take me back to Pantaoyuan.I touched and kissed the Jade Rabbit, and left with a full bag of mooncakes on my back.Thankfully, Zhu Bajie and Wu Gang had stopped arguing when they left Guanghan Palace, they might have gone to a corner to fight.

The Jade Rabbit also knows how to perform magic tricks. It first took me back to the Heavenly Court. When I passed the corner of the Nantian Gate, I caught a glimpse of a group of heavenly soldiers and generals coming down to earth.There was a red shadow among them, and before I could see it clearly, these immortals disappeared like a flash.

I curiously asked the gatekeeper uncle: "May I ask why there was such a big battle just now?"

The uncle gave me a disdainful look, and said impatiently: "Nezha, the third prince, descended to the earth to subdue demons, country bumpkin."

Damn, I just missed [-] million!

At any rate, he can be regarded as half of my childhood idol, how cool it is to be in the sea.I just don’t know if the image of Nezha here looks like a big man in women’s clothing with two ponytails and a bellyband. Forget it, let’s go back to the orchard and bring mooncakes for Brother Hou to eat!

The author has something to say: I feel like there are a lot of people _(:з」∠)_

And, I missed the [-] million new jade, and expressed a little regret~