[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

Princess Ao Moang hugged the fainted little white dragon and screamed in grief, shaking wildly, trying to wake the dragon up.What a big girl who is as bright as a pearl, she cried like a mourner as soon as she came up, Zhu Bajie flinched a little at the thought of being a nymphomaniac, and in the end Tang Seng stood by to persuade her.

The little monk said weakly: "Female benefactor, if you continue to sway like this, the poor monk's little disciple will be fine."

The little white dragon who was only about to be shaken by Mo Ang and left behind afterimages was finally put down by her. She stopped the sad expression for a second, and became serious. His beautiful eyes were not angry and majestic. It has a sacred and inviolable appearance.She saluted us politely and then identified herself.

Since the dragon and the little white dragon in the Heishui River are relatives, and Princess Moang is also here, there is no problem in overcoming this difficulty.The key right now is the dragon horn of the little white dragon!In charge of the facade!Such a precious thing is broken!

Brother Hou held the golden cudgel, raised his eyebrows, and motioned: "Should you give an explanation?"

"Don't worry, Great Sage, Mo Ang came here for this purpose. This disobedient fat boy will naturally be taken back and disciplined!"

After Mo Ang finished speaking, he walked up to the dragon.

Jilong was also disobedient at first, when he saw Mo Ang, he trembled all over, immediately turned off the fire, called out obediently as elder sister, and crawled despondently to her side.Mo Ang knocked on the younger brother's head with his fist, reprimanded him a few times out of caring and stern words, and he didn't even dare to let out a fart.

Holding Xiaobailong's broken horn in my hand, I blamed myself and said regretfully, "Princess, I'm so sorry, I didn't pay attention for a while, and let Xiaolong's horn be broken."

"Hey, what a big deal I am. Don't worry, I can take it back! I have broken the dragon horn eight times if not ten times! I have a unique recipe for making it, and Xiao Lie Lie's dragon horn is safe!"

"..."

Things like dragon horns can still be glued back, I have gained experience, and how did I do it to make my dragon horns break so many times?

After training the dragon, Mo Ang walked to the side of the little white dragon again. She cast a spell to make the little white dragon shrink from a human form to its original shape, and then picked him up.The sternness in her eyes softened, she stroked the little dragon under her hand, she seemed to dote on this little brother very much.

Only then did I know that Xiao Bailong made a mistake and accidentally burned the beads bestowed by the Jade Emperor.The Dragon King of Xihai was afraid of being punished, so he wanted to plead guilty first, but he didn't expect to behead his youngest son directly.And Mo Ang, who has been guarding the border of the West Sea, learned of this, and hurried to ask Guanyin to come out, which saved the younger brother.

However, he didn't expect Xiao Bailong to be unlucky when he was demoted, he even injured his head and became crazy.Mo Ang wanted to visit this unlucky younger brother many times, but he couldn't get away. Now that he got such an opportunity, he came here in a hurry.

Tang Seng comforted Mo Ang, saying that brothers and sisters love each other, so there is no need to worry.

"Although I don't know when my brother's madness will be cured, but the elder said so, I am relieved. Ah, and this is Miss Xinyu. The team is full of old men. After all, my daughter's family is delicate. Some, I would like to trouble you to worry about my little brother."

"Don't worry, princess, I will take care of Xiaolong."

"Also, if my brother's madness is cured, you..."

I waited patiently for Mo Ang's instructions, but she stared at me for a long time, but didn't do anything to you.I reminded me suspiciously, but she grinned and said it was nothing.

After taking the little white dragon and hanging it around my neck, I waved off Mo Ang and Mo Long.We crossed the river without any disturbance from the monsters at the bottom of the river.After walking for more than ten miles, there are still mountains and rivers everywhere, but the mountains and rivers here are different from Haoshan. When winter comes, it looks like withered and desolate.

When I think of Haoshan, I can't help but think of Honghaier, and when I think of Honghaier, I can't help but feel sad.

I rubbed the little white dragon and sighed.Suddenly, my ears were picked up, and I screamed and looked at Brother Monkey. "What are you doing!"

"Just now Princess Moang sent you the medicine of sticking dragon horns, you take this medicine three times a day."

I took the small black bottle from Brother Hou in a black line, and opened the cork to see that the water in it was flowing slowly, and the greenish color was like pus and snot.Can this thing really heal?Without further ado, let's smear the little white dragon with some snot now.

With sticky hands all over, Brother Hou and Zhu Bajie avoided me in disgust, and the little white dragon lay dead in Drifting Monk's arms.Looking at the sticky hands, I became playful for a moment, and ran to wipe the remaining medicine on Brother Hou, and he kicked Zhu Bajie over.

Zhu Bajie frowned and avoided: "Monkey, you are shameless! Use me as a shield!"

Brother Monkey jumped onto the branch and laughed: "How many times have I saved you, how can I just use you to block my nose?"

I said righteously, "It's not snot, it's medicine! I'll wipe it off with your clothes."

I chased Zhu Bajie and ran around the meditating Tang Seng for a few laps. Tang Seng couldn't help admonishing us. I slipped and slapped Tang Seng's face.

All silent.

Going west on a daily basis is more funny than happy, and even the winter has become less cold.It snowed heavily for several days and nights, and we, having learned from the previous lessons, wrapped Tang Seng like fermented white flour steamed buns.Even if he looked like a steamed bun, he still couldn't restrain his inner childlike innocence. He had a snowball fight with the few of us, and then rolled down the slope with slippery feet and hands. We hurried to chase after him.

The operation of playing snowball fights while driving is quite enjoyable. The little monsters that come out occasionally on the road are all on their way to spend the winter, and they dare not do anything.The only time that was more thrilling was when the six-eared macaques watched in the front row.

Still with that rebellious and superior appearance, he looked at us with extreme contempt, and even tried to provoke Brother Monkey with words.Brother Monkey, who was too lazy to listen to his fart, threw a snowball at him and threw him all over his face. He never expected to be hit by Monkey King with a snowball.

"Sun Wukong! You domesticated monkey!"

"Good grandson, why do you call your grandfather!"

The two monkeys fought together again, and Tang Seng looked up from below in fear, "Will this six-eared macaque turn into Wukong again to confuse the public."

I had a drooling little white dragon hanging around my neck, and I was sitting around roasting sweet potatoes with Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk. I didn't care and said, "It shouldn't happen, it's already been seen through, if you pretend to be forced, you won't be able to develop. .”

Tang Seng: "Why are you not worried about Wukong at all!"

Me: "Brother Monkey can still suffer? Come on, this sweet potato is ready, Xiao Tang!"

Drifting: "Just looking at Liu Er, you can tell that he is in a hurry, so he came to harass senior brother."

Zhu Bajie: "That's right, don't look at it, master, come and eat!"

A few of us sat in rows and gnawed on sweet potatoes, and looked up at the special effect mad monkey from time to time, but we got hilarious, and we didn't pay attention for a while, causing an avalanche.

"Boom--"

The deafening sound was accompanied by the turmoil in the mountain, and we who happened to be in the mountain nest were so scared that we packed up and ran away.Zhu Bajie hugged Tang Seng, Sand Monk carried the little donkey, and I was hanging on the little white dragon with a sweet potato in my mouth, turned over and jumped onto the somersault cloud.

Brother Monkey rushed to smooth the heavy snow with a stick, and the six-eared macaque laughed wildly and ran away again.

Tang Seng: "So, what are the six ears doing?"

Me: "Show presence."

This winter is not boring at all. After the little white dragon's horn is glued together, it is still a handsome dragon.

We trekked through mountains and rivers until spring, when we finally saw the kingdom.Like walking from a pure white and depressed world to Xintiandi, Zhu Bajie burst into tears with excitement, and was about to rush into the city with his stomach full, but Brother Hou grabbed him and told him to be honest and not scare the people in the city.

The country in front is called Che Chi Country, so the Sanqing monsters, tigers, sheep and deer don't come from here.A carnivore with two herbivores, the friendship is really deep.I remember that the plot here should be the rhythm of prospering the Tao and destroying the Buddha. I will also see soldiers enslaving monks, and then I will be slapped in the face.

Even with the script of the drama in my hand, I was slapped in the face every day.

In Chechi, the country is harmonious and friendly, the folk customs are simple and honest, the two Buddhist families coexist peacefully, there are also many Taoist temples, and the people who go to worship are happy and harmonious.The officers and soldiers are even more friendly to the people and cute, it's like heaven!

We stayed in a temple and planned to meet the king tomorrow morning.It’s noon now, and the streets are very lively. Zhu Bajie is a restless person. After finally arriving in the city, he definitely wants to go out and wander. But this time I’m on the same side as him!

If Xiao Tang didn't come out, Brother Hou wouldn't come out either, so someone had to stay by his side to protect him.Instigated by Zhu Bajie and I, Tang Seng came out with us.

Tang Seng is good-looking, and when he walks on the street, he is full of stares from fans. He waved his hands reservedly, paying great attention to the image of Datang.I ran to buy snacks, Zhu Bajie went to see the girls, Drifting looked for recipes, and the team was broken up in no time.

On the way, I heard someone excitedly talking about playing in the ring, but I didn't pay much attention to it. When I was about to go back with a bunch of snacks, I realized that Xiao Bailong was gone.

I always dragged him when I went out, but I forgot about the dragon when I bought something!

"Little Bailong! Xiaolong! Longlong! Ao Lie! Lie Lie!"

Fancy shouting my name, I jumped and looked around in the crowd, and I couldn't climb the clouds to see it in a crowded place.When I was thinking about where to hide and cast a spell, my back collar was grabbed.

"Brother Monkey! I lost the little white dragon!" When I found out it was Brother Monkey, I hurriedly asked for help.

"It's not lost, that kid is going to fight in the ring."

"What?"

Brother Hou looked like he was watching the show, and dragged me to follow the crowd. I found that the people were all rushing in one direction.When Brother Hou pulled me to the place, I found that everyone was here, and Xiao Bailong was on the magnificent arena.

Standing on the stage was the handsome and unparalleled little white dragon, and a cute girl with almond eyes and peach cheeks, and a proud face with big breasts. The girl held a long whip in her hand and smiled openly.I looked at the pennant planted on the arena, and it was written in big characters——martial arts contest recruiting relatives.

And Zhu Bajie and Drifting in the audience were all enthusiastically cheering for Xiao Bailong.

I just knocked on the blackboard, pointed to the four words and shouted: "Hey, this is not appropriate! This is not an ordinary ring fight, this is a martial arts contest to recruit relatives! If you win the fight, you will marry a girl!"

Brother Monkey: "It's also written over there, If You Are the One, it's a grandson who is deceitful."

Tang Seng: "Little Bailong's insanity attack, it's not true to go to the stage, don't delay other girls, it's better to explain it for the teacher."

Zhu Bajie: "Don't disappoint, Master, I've been watching that girl for a long time, she is really good, my junior brother may not be able to beat her!"

Drifting: "Second Senior Brother, why don't you go?"

Zhu Bajie: "I really want to! Little Bailong goes up first!"

Brother Monkey: "What are you afraid of? That little short leg is a tiger spirit, and her two sisters sitting in the audience are also demons, a deer and a sheep, I'll be the one to kill them!"

Isn't this monster the Sanqing demon in the main drama? If you don't want to be a national teacher, what kind of martial arts competition will you do to recruit relatives?They've all turned their sexes, go to his meow's drama script.

Humei looked at Xiao Bailong and was very satisfied with his appearance, but he was crazy.After a few seconds, the original shape was revealed, and she shouted and rushed over to bite her. The tiger girl twitched, and she threw her whip to pump out. She threw Xiaobai Long's nose and swollen face.

I didn't make a move because of the rules of martial arts competitions, so I could only catch the little dragon boy who fell down crying.

"It's not good to climb anywhere, I have to climb this platform." I patted his head, and he hugged my neck and cried.

Seeing that Xiaobailong was angered by the monster, even if he was the first to cause trouble, Brother Hou would protect his shortcomings.With a snort, I rolled up my sleeves and flew onto the stage, I stared dumbfounded, brother monkey is trying to recruit relatives by martial arts!It's not a fight for the hegemony!

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