[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

For the next development, I really can't bear to look directly.With Brother Hou's boxing skills, even with bare hands, and giving the opponent a hand, then Humei is no match.Although this is a move to get Xiao Bailong back, I still can't help but wonder what to do.

Zhu Bajie shouted in dissatisfaction: "It's my turn! Why does the monkey come up to join in the fun! He doesn't like pretty girls!"

Brother Monkey on the stage glared at him, Zhu Bajie immediately covered his mouth, but still complained softly.Tang Seng and I probably had the same thoughts, with a subtle look on his face, only Drifting remained calm the whole time, telling us.

"Looks like Brother Monkey is getting married, let's split up the luggage and let's break up."

Brother Sha, don't do this!This is Bajie's mantra!

With a fluke mentality, I comforted him: "Maybe that little tiger is very powerful and cunning, and he kicked Brother Monkey out of the stage!"

Tang Seng clasped his hands together: "Don't say such things against your will, Xinyu."

Me: "Okay, Brother Monkey is sure to win."

Tang Seng: "Let Wukong lose."

Me: "He was trying to vent his anger on Xiao Bailong, how could he lose on purpose?"

Drifting: "Let's break up."

Me: "You tell me, how much money should I give?"

Tang Seng: "Hello..."

In the arena, Humei looked at Brother Hou's shaggy face and Lei Gongzui with a bit of disgust.And the melon-eating crowd in the audience was also booing. It turns out that looking at the face is an international standard.

After all, the little white dragon was too iconic before, Brother Hou didn't care about it, he put his hips on his hips and shouted: "Hey, you tiger cub, why do you want to go to the crowd of mortals to compete in martial arts to recruit relatives?"

Unexpectedly, her identity would be found out, Hu Mei was very shocked, and quickly looked at her two older sisters.Sister Yang and Sister Lu seemed to have recognized Brother Hou, and the three sisters chatted together for a while, as if giving reassurance to Sister Hu, and she hardened again.

The little whip slapped the ground, and Humei raised her head high: "Isn't it the monkey grandson who was crushed down the mountain 500 years ago? I'm not afraid."

Brother Hou said negatively: "I pulled out your tiger teeth in a while, and I see that you are still stubborn."

Tiger Girl: "Hmph, why would tigers be afraid of monkeys? But, do you know that this is a competition arena to recruit relatives!"

"What nonsense, my junior brother was beaten up by you earlier, now you should return it! Don't say that I bully the younger with the big, the golden cudgel is no longer needed, and I will give you an arm!"

"Stinky monkey, stop being arrogant!"

One tiger and one monkey hit aggressively. Brother Monkey sometimes really doesn't care about beauty. The last jade-faced fox is a typical example, although he is androgynous.

Before it was time to drink a cup of tea, Brother Hou took the tiger sister's obedience, but the tiger sister refused to accept it, and even used magic to transform into her original form, open her bloody mouth and bite.The audience in the audience was not frightened, but clapped their hands and applauded, saying that there was a magic show in the contest to recruit relatives.

That's a real monster, I beg you guys to have some sense of urgency!

Probably there was a scene of Wu Song fighting a tiger. Brother Hou pressed the sister Tiger under him and straddled her. The result of the whole competition was very clear.Sister Yang and Sister Lu over there rushed to the ring and announced happily.

"Congratulations, congratulations! My sister Hu finally found Mr. Ruyi. This monkey young man is beyond appearances and extremely brave, don't you think so!"

"Yes!"

"Marry her, marry her, marry her!"

"A tiger and a monkey will last forever!"

The audience in the audience was suddenly excited and applauded, probably because they had seen too many people who failed in the challenge before.I don’t know who read the phrase that the tiger matches the monkey, I’m about to burst out laughing, hold back!

Zhu Bajie looked aggrieved, and shouted: "If it were an old pig, I would go, and it would be easy to catch. The monkey is so bad! Let's break up! He is about to get married!"

Brother Hou didn't care how enthusiastic the audience was, he let go of Humei and got up to leave, but suddenly his ankle was grabbed, it turned out that Humei was holding him with both hands with bruised nose and swollen face.

The corners of Brother Hou's eyes twitched: "Let go."

Tiger Girl: "According to the rules of recruiting relatives and fighting in the martial arts competition, you stinky monkey, you want to marry me! You have to be responsible!"

Brother Monkey: "...Responsible for the fart."

Shaking Humei away with one foot, Brother Hou jumped down recklessly, stood between me and Tang Seng, and said cheerfully: "Master, I'm back!"

It can be said that he didn't show the slightest intention of marrying.

But it's true, brother Hou didn't count against the rules of heaven, not to mention the martial arts contest put on by the little tiger to recruit relatives.But, this time, Brother Hou didn't get rid of it, because Tang Seng forbade him.

Tang Seng sighed first, and then with a serious face, he taught earnestly: "Wukong, he didn't offend us when he competed well to recruit relatives. It was Xiaolong who came to the stage first, and you went on stage because of his injustice. If you win against him, even if you are a monster, you should follow through and abide by the agreement."

Brother Hou rarely showed a horrified expression, and shouted: "What kind of agreement! Master, you want me to marry that stupid tiger? Seriously? You are laughing!"

He was still reasoning with Tang Seng over there, and when he noticed that I was snickering, Brother Hou picked up my face and twisted it again and again.I hurriedly begged for mercy, and only with Tang Seng's protection did I save my face.I hid behind Tang Seng, shrinking my head, not daring to laugh anymore.

"Wukong, these three demon benefactors did not harm the world, and acted according to the rules. We should be honest and friendly, and we will do what we say."

"Who knows whether they are recruiting relatives through martial arts competitions or recruiting dim sum!"

Humei, who got up from the ground over there, heard this, and quickly retorted: "Of course I'm looking for a husband! I've been single for so long, and it's not enough to find someone!"

Brother Hou sneered: "Ordinary people and Yaoyang are not equal in longevity, how can you stay with them forever!"

Humei: "I'm not going to hire you, you're going to regret the marriage!"

Brother Monkey: "I'm ugly!"

Humei: "If you've been single for a long time, you'll see male monkeys with fine features. Don't worry, you'll be fine after watching them for a long time."

Brother Hou directly took Zhu Bajie out: "Short-legged tiger, this pig is given to you, and you will be the one who serves as food! I am a monk, and I am traveling west to learn Buddhist scriptures, so I have no interest in this kind of thing!"

Zhu Bajie danced happily, and pretended to be shy and said: "This, this is so embarrassing."

Tang Seng: "Wukong, this is not good, we should discuss it with the demon benefactors and cancel the marriage."

Brother Monkey: "Master, please don't trick me again."

Humei: "Dare to do it but not to be it! What kind of self-proclaimed Monkey King!"

Seeing that Brother Monkey is so distressed, I decided to help out, I can't force him to marry.I pushed the little white dragon onto Drifting Monk, and politely walked in front of the three monsters. Although the situation of the fight is definitely beneficial to us, we still have to be reasonable.

"Sister, twisted melons are not sweet. But my Brother Monkey made a mistake when he came on stage to vent his anger on my brother. I'm here to make amends. It's our fault."

Seeing me apologize so nicely, the expressions of the sheep and deer sisters eased, and the tiger sister didn't blow up when she saw that her sister didn't say anything.I pushed Tang Seng to the front again, and continued to preach: "Look, we are all monks. If we pass by this place on our westward journey, we will not give up halfway to get married if we don't get the scriptures. The little brother, Xiao Bailong, danced because of a mad attack. When I came to the stage, I definitely didn't mean to make fun of you."

Most of Humei's anger dissipated, but she still didn't give up easily, she pouted and said stubbornly: "Then if he beats me, he will marry according to the rules."

"Rules are dead, monsters are alive. Brother Monkey's original form is not as good-looking as those little brothers in the audience, isn't he, and you are a bit of a beauty control. Besides, he doesn't like you yet, which is not appropriate. No. The two love each other, what a miserable life after marriage, my brother Monkey has a quick temper, loves to wander around, stays away from home every day, and you can't beat him, Zensheng is better?" I think my brother Black Monkey can still Hei is even more powerful, but he is afraid of being beaten by him, so he still restrains himself.

Seeing me playing so naturally, smoothly, and affectionately, Brother Hou clapped his hands and applauded, and added beside him: "Slap you eighty times a day! See if you want to marry me! Stupid tiger!" How many nicknames do tigers have?

The Three Demons' face twitched, and they trembled for a moment, obviously being bluffed.The main reason is that most of the monsters have heard about Brother Monkey making troubles in the Heavenly Palace, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a monster king.Humei thought about it again and again, and her face became loose.And that sister Yang had already spoken first, "Blame me, I only wanted the prestige of the Monkey King. I thought that getting married would be like wind and rain, but I never thought about getting along as a husband and wife."

Hearing that someone was plotting his own fame, Brother Hou laughed inflatedly.When is this, you are still laughing!Tang Seng looked at him silently, and he turned off the fire again.

I saw that they were showing signs of giving up, so I immediately took advantage of the victory to pursue: "So let's forget it, in my opinion, it's safer to find another one. And, sister Hu, do you really like Brother Monkey?"

Humei thought for a while, tilted her head, and said in a low voice, "Stinky monkey has a bad temper, but he's pretty good at it. If you follow him, you will definitely have meat every day and you won't be bullied."

So have you really caught your eye?Sober up!Although what you said is indeed good, why don't I become the beauty of an adult?Just as I had this idea, Brother Monkey knocked me on the head. He bared his teeth at me, and I immediately closed my brain, not daring to think about it anymore.

Tired of the gossip, and he had to listen to Tang Seng, he thought of a simple and rude way, and said, "Let's have another match, two out of three games. If I win, this marriage is not worth it." Count! If you win, I will marry this short-legged tiger!"

Sister Lu, who was afraid of losing her own side, added: "Okay, but you, Monkey King, can't compete! You have to pick three from your team!" Why did you react so quickly now?

Brother Hou stared wide-eyed and was obviously stunned. Before he could answer, Tang Seng agreed for him.

Brother Hou looked at him with some breakdown, and said, "Master, if you want to drive me away, just say so."

Tang Seng hurriedly coaxed him: "Wukong, as a teacher, I want you to trust everyone!"

While the rules of the competition have not yet been decided, I rushed to speak: "The most powerful monkey brother can't participate, it's very cheap for you. And here you have the right place, so the content of the competition is up to us!"

The three huddled together to discuss again, but Sister Lu said: "It's your fault first! Three rounds of competition, you can only get out the content of one round!"

It doesn't matter if I can win a round, I also made a decision and shouted: "Okay!"

Brother Hou completely collapsed: "Hey!"

The onlookers in the audience were very excited and started to cheer for Humei. Now Brother Hou was so angry that he snarled at them ferociously.In the blink of an eye, these ordinary people disappeared without a trace, just to make room for us to compete.

So we began to discuss who would participate in the three competitions. This time, Brother Monkey's life-long event is entirely up to us!

The author has something to say: Brother Hou is a little sad today~~~~

By the way, these days when I'm not here, you have become the spokespersons of Seaweed Dance?Crazy swing?It feels like there are still a group of babies staying on the wall in a daze, not knowing whether to jump or not, why are you so cute 23333