[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

The elder Yue of the Jigong high-quality imitation came in swaggeringly, smiling disrespectfully, but he didn't pursue our intrusion at all. He seemed to be a very open-minded old man.Brother Hou bowed his hands to say hello, he really laid a solid foundation of connections in Heaven back then!

"Didn't the Great Sage escort Tang Monk to learn scriptures? Why did he come to me? Could it be that he was looking for a drink?"

"Hey, it's not for my stupid girl."

"Oh, my daughter's family must have come here for the sake of marriage." Yuelao looked at me with a smile, and I felt a little guilty.

Brother Hou said very openly: "My old grandson has always disliked twists and turns, and now I'm going to change your marriage line, don't say I didn't say hello to you!"

After hearing this, Yue Lao was not in a hurry at all, and he looked completely different from Hades who had been torn from the book of life and death.He waved his fan, showing a regretful expression: "My lord, although this marriage line is managed by me, it is not up to me to decide. If you don't believe me, you can change it yourself."

Brother Monkey did what he said, and grabbed the blue line between me and Nezha with one hand, and a wonderful scene happened like this. Brother Monkey's furry paws passed through the line without touching it at all.He caught it back and forth a few times, and tried Tiger Girl's again, but the results were all in vain.

Seeing that Brother Hou was going to blow his hair, Yuelao hurriedly pulled him over, and explained in a good way: "Look, I have said it all. This marriage line is born of emotion, and the solid red line means that two people like each other and have married. For a husband and wife, the red dotted line means that two people have a crush on each other but are not together. As for the blue line, it means unrequited love. The thinner line is the one who is liked~"

With such an explanation, I completely understand, no wonder the line between Baihuaxiu and Huangpao is a red dotted line.As for Tang Seng, it's too scary!How many goblins and girls are secretly in love with him, can you let this monk go!

Nezha and I are dead, the marriage line is blue.

If possible, selfishly, I want to cut off the red boy and my blue thread, and then replace myself and Nezha with the red thread.But now I am calm, especially when Yuelao said there is no way.In fact, if you think about it carefully, even if I change the marriage line like this, then Nezha doesn't really like me.Does this feeling make sense?Didn't Honghaier also think that I really like him, that's why he didn't really make a move.What right do I have to modify other people's feelings indiscriminately? It's too much.

I'm also stalking and using dirty tricks like this, no good!

I walked up to Brother Monkey with my head down, held his hand, and said desolately, "Brother Monkey, let's go back."

Yuelao: "Hey, don't be in a hurry. Come here after a long time, let the great sage have a drink or two."

I thought about it, Brother Hou should relax recently, it's okay to drink with the hospitable Yue Lao for a while, so I changed my words and said that I was waiting for him in the lobby.Kindness is hard to come by, brother monkey rubbed my head and chatted with Yuelao.Sitting next to me, Humei frantically stuffed snacks into her mouth. She doesn't like fruit, but these things are very happy to eat, and she wants to pack them for her two sisters.

I saw that she was so energetic even if she was rejected, so I couldn't help but become curious.

"Aren't you sad at all?"

She was still stuffing pastries in her pocket, she paused for a moment, and looked at me with big eyes: "I'm sad, but don't you eat when you're sad? Nervous, I have to eat and sleep, and I'm not someone who wants to die or live because of feelings Where is the demon!"

"Who cried to death because of losing the game!"

"Then it's probably because of unwillingness to get angry! Sun Wukong is so capable, it's great to be a husband-in-law. But it's fine if he doesn't want to, brother Xiaotian is very cute, but he is not happy. Either I continue to chase, or I will change. .Anyway, after you leave, I can still recruit relatives through martial arts."

"With your skill, mortals can't beat it at all! Why don't you go to a place where there are many goblins?"

"Hey, you don't understand. If I meet someone I like, I'll pretend to lose!"

"..." You have so many routines, doesn't your conscience hurt?

I rested my cheek and stared blankly at the scenery outside, my mind was in a mess, thinking about Nezha's good for a while, and thinking about his bad for a while.But anyway, good or bad, it has nothing to do with me.Now that I got the answer, I also have the backbone, and I will stop chasing if I say no.This is not an exam, you can pass if you work hard.

Brother Hou came out after playing for a long time, Yuelao was drunk and sent us to the door.The three of us rode down somersaulting on the cloud, Hu Mei had a lot of food in her pocket, and a lot of snacks fell on the cloud, Brother Hou scolded her for being greedy.Sticking out its tongue at the other party with a grimace, the little tiger hastily put away the things again, secretly took them out and gnawed, as if afraid of being robbed.

I just kept staring at the horizon blankly until Brother Monkey pushed me.

"Ugly girl..."

"What? Don't tell me that there are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world, or ask me to find the red boy, he is not my backup."

"Am I that kind of monkey!"

"Then what do you want to say?"

Brother Hou scratched his head and fidgeted, as if struggling with something.In this rush, I actually turned into a handsome blond boy. Unfortunately, this can't cure me, but I am very touched by him doing this.I suddenly felt that I couldn't continue to be decadent like this, Brother Hou and the others would be worried, Huangpao was so sad to leave Baihuasha, and he still had to go back to work in Heaven.I'll look down on myself when I'm so depressed!I should clean up my mentality, focus on my career, and help everyone get through the difficulties. Maybe I will meet the right one in the future!

Pulling myself together, I held Brother Hou's hands and said seriously: "Thank you Brother Monkey for comforting me with beauty!"

Brother Monkey: "No, I..."

I continued to express my intentions: "Don't worry! I will be fine. Wherever I fall, I won't go there! Chasing an ice cube is exhausting! Why do I keep chasing him so hard? Hmph, I'm just greedy It’s just beautiful. Yang Jian is taller and manlier than him! How can I be so devoted, yes, I am more philandering than Bajie! There are more chances to meet handsome guys on the road!”

Brother Hou hesitated for a while, and when he tilted his head, the braid also slipped down: "Are you really going to let it go?"

"Give me some time! Now we must learn from the scriptures and find a new spring as our top priority. Don't worry about me, Brother Monkey!"

"Uh...then let me observe first."

Seemingly relieved, Brother Hou's expression softened a lot.Humei, who had been secretly eating food alone, turned around abruptly, and saw that the monkey brother behind him had turned into such a delicious appearance, and the red bean cake fell from his mouth.

"Little brother, who are you! What's your name? How many people are in your family? Are you married?" Shua slapped me in front of Brother Hou and squeezed me away, grabbing his hands by the way, Humei asked with glowing eyes.

Good morals, Huniu!Is the blue line between you and Xiaotian about to be broken?

Brother Hou sneered twice, took out his hand and covered her face, and said with a smile: "Good girl, I'm your father!"

"Damn it! It's a monkey head! You don't want to be like this to tempt me!"

"Go down to me!"

Seeing a monkey and a tiger get into a fight, although it was probably the tiger sister who was suppressed, I silently stayed away from the battlefield.

When we got back to Che Chi Country, Tang Seng and the others had already finished the customs clearance documents quickly, and they were waiting for Brother Monkey and me to come back and set off.Although she didn't find a match for Humei, she was still full of hope, and said that when we came back from the west and passed by this place, she would definitely treat us to dinner.

I said that it would be best if I could have her wedding wine, and Humei also wished me that I could meet the right one.Say nothing, give a bear hug.

After the team set off again, I still took care of Xiao Bailong, but I would also take the initiative to seek alms, explore the road, and even fight monsters.I have become a model worker. Although I was diligent before, I will never rush to work like I am now.When Drifting was cooking, I would run over to take care of all the chores. Although Zhu Bajie was very happy to be free, he could also see something was wrong.And when I was free at night, I would sit next to Tang Seng and listen to him lecture on Buddhist scriptures, so even he thought I was strange.

I have nothing to hide, I just told everyone calmly that my confession with Nezha was rejected.

In an instant, everyone in the team showed me all kinds of sympathy and care.

Tang Seng: "Xinyu, I will read to you whatever Buddhist scriptures you want to hear. You can also sing, order as you like!"

Zhu Bajie: "Good girl, tell me what you want to eat, my singing is better than Master's chanting. Although your Nezha is the same as my Cuilan Chang'e, although I always poured cold water on you before, although..."

Drifting: "Second senior brother, although you have too many, let's make roasted pork yourself to coax Xinyu."

Little White Dragon: "Wow, woof, woof!"

Brother Hou was leaning on a golden cudgel, and quietly watched the few of them dangling in front of me.I looked at everyone moved, and suddenly felt proud, and said: "I am also a monster who followed Brother Hou to make troubles in the heavens. I have never seen such a big storm. But it is just a lovelorn. I can see it!"

Drifting: "Then what do you want to eat today, Brother Sha will make it for you."

Me: "Cold lotus root!"

Zhu Bajie: "...it's totally not what it looks like!"

It's business as usual and I'm positive every day.After crossing another mountain, this time we saw a river, again eight hundred miles wide.However, unlike the previous Heishui River, this one is called Tongtian River. There are no boatmen nearby, but there is a stone platform not far away, on which are placed two lotus thrones carved from stone.It was already dark, and it was not safe to cross the river at night. Tang Seng planned to spend the night in the village and find a boatman to cross the river tomorrow.

With the approval of the whole team, we immediately headed towards the village, and soon found a family willing to take us in. The owner was an old man named Chen.There is also a son, daughter-in-law, and a pair of grandchildren who are twins at home, and they really enjoy the family happiness.

The premise is that there is no trouble from the king of inspiration.

There is a monster in the Tongtian River called Inspiration King, who will keep the village in good order, but every year, the villagers need to sacrifice a pair of boys and girls.This plot is very familiar, isn't it just that Guanyin's family's pet fish came out to harm the world!Can these fairy bodhisattvas take good care of the mounts and pets at home!Especially the Taishang Laojun, if the cow ran out of the house, or the Taoist boy ran out, the gossip furnace would turn into a flaming mountain if it fell down.Such a character has nothing to do with Monkey Brother, which is actually very strange, hey!

Knowing the difficulties of Chen's hometown, Tang Seng immediately pushed us out. He was very relieved about fighting evil spirits.I volunteered to capture the king of inspiration. Brother Hou was afraid that something would happen to me if I was too impatient, so he said to go out with me.

I discussed with him to become a boy and a virgin to lure the other party out. If the other party is caught, I will give it to Drifting to make a hot and sour fish head.

At night, the wind is strong and the river is rushing. Fortunately, the night sky is clear.I turned into a little girl and sat on the lotus platform used for sacrificial offerings. Brother Hou turned into a milk doll and still looked fearless, counting the stars with his legs crossed in the lotus platform.Lying down with Brother Hou like this, I suddenly had the illusion of going back to the days when we were both young. We didn't have any skills, and we fought for territory with all kinds of animals with our passion.

"Brother Monkey, do you think the King of Inspiration will not come?"

"He won't come for a good deal, he's crazy."

"This business is poisonous, so of course he won't come. He probably already knew that Monkey King is coming, so he was prepared for it?"

"Hey! You mean he's afraid of me!"

"Yes, your name is still very famous, maybe the other party will outsmart you."

"for example?"

"It's snowing heavily, and the Tianhe River is frozen. Let us mistakenly think that we can cross the river, and then poke a hole in the ice at the bottom of the river, and take Xiao Tang away."

"What you say sounds like the truth."

"Because I took the script!"

"..."

It was a calm night, and the king of inspiration really didn't come.But the next night it really snowed heavily, Brother Hou silently watched the thicker and thicker snow, very speechless.It seems that there is nothing wrong with the script this time, I am a little proud.Tang Seng will not be caught this time, but crossing the river is still a problem, and he must be defeated.

It is more troublesome for Brother Hou to go into the water, so I discussed with Zhu Bajie to go into the water together to find the king of inspiration and lure the monster out.

Before going into the water, Zhu Bajie said to me: "Just let me go down. You've been working too hard lately, and you always steal my limelight."

I laughed: "I know you are worried about me, don't worry, don't you know that the power of a broken-hearted person is infinite!"

Zhu Bajie: "...I'm afraid you will become a little white dragon."

Me: "Hello!"

After digging a hole in the glacier and plopping into the water, Zhu Bajie and I split into two ways to find the lair of the king of inspiration.This is not as easy to find as the Dragon Palace. I released two clones to search for the den, but they found nothing.

The river is only [-] miles away. Could it be as big as the East China Sea? Why can’t it be found?Hidden with magic?Thinking of this possibility, I started to smash the pumpkin hammer, and the stirred up river broke the ice cubes.

Suddenly, Zhu Bajie's cry was heard in the water.I hurriedly followed the sound to find it, only to see that the rake fell on the sandy ground, but his shadow was gone.I was startled, put away the pumpkin hammer and picked up his rake.

"Bajie! Bajie! Pig head! Marshal Canopy!"

I didn't see him responding to the nice shouts, so he must have been arrested!

At this moment, the mud and sand under my feet collapsed, and a pair of ghost claws stretched out from it to grab my feet.I frowned, and hit it with a rake with my backhand. With a clang, the moment the claw was released, I immediately broke free.A few times they turned over and landed behind the water plants, and the claws disappeared again.

I never expected that the king of inspiration didn't show his real body, but played hide-and-seek with me, and even set up a formation here.I couldn't escape for a moment and was trapped inside.If you can't retreat, you can only find out the formation and destroy it.Made up my mind, I turned defense into offense.

The river was swaying, and the laughter of men and women came out, and there were more and more ghost claws, and it was almost impossible to touch the ground.I calmed down, found the eye of the array, went down with two rakes to beat it to pieces, and immediately those ghost claws disappeared.

"Hehe, you little monster has two tricks." The ethereal perverted voice sounded again.

"Your grandma and I have been to the gossip furnace of Taishang Laojun, and I'm afraid of your bad formation!" I accidentally learned Brother Hou's temper, and I boasted very arrogantly.

"Do you think I only have one formation here?"

Hehehe, the laughter disappeared, and I was stunned for a moment. Is there still a formation here?But I didn't see it at all!I took a few steps forward and found nothing wrong, and waved the rake back, but there was no little demon.

Feeling strange in my heart, and afraid of delaying Zhu Bajie's rescue, I decided to sneak off to find Brother Hou to discuss it.

"Evil, where to run."

Just as he was about to swim back, he suddenly heard a cold and familiar voice.My figure froze, I looked back in disbelief, the red silk fluttered past my eyes, and I saw Nezha with a dignified face standing in front of me.

The rake in my hand fell off the ground, I quickly picked it up, frowned and shouted: "You are not Nezha!"

The scene in front of me dissipated like a cloud of smoke, but when I turned around, I saw another Nezha standing in front of me. This Nezha was what he looked like when he pretended to be Liansheng. He looked at me a little shyly and called softly.

"Miss."

I knew it was fake, but my heart felt sour because of this sound, and I couldn't tell whether it was sour or sweet.Suppressing my emotions, I said harshly: "Fake, fake, all fake!"

Liansheng's appearance also disappeared, but there were two Nezhas in front of him.One is him in the lotus pond, and the other is when he rejected me before.

"Fuck!"

I can't take it anymore, it's all fake.Angrily, I raised the rake and hit these Nezhas, but no matter how I hit them, they would dissipate and then gather again.Was Ba Jie trapped by such a formation, and that's why he was arrested?

I knew in my heart that I couldn't continue to consume like this, but looking at all kinds of Nezha, I couldn't stop my behavior.

"Do you know why you see this scene repeatedly?"

I ignored him and continued to beat Nezha. The feeling of whacking a mole was inexplicably good.

"That's an evil thought that grows from the bottom of your heart. The more you think about someone, that person will appear. I have always disdained fighting and hurting your body. It's interesting to play with people's hearts like this."

Inspiration King, shouldn’t your character design be a doll-eating clownfish!What's the matter with this black-bellied tone!

The laughter drifted away again, I gasped for breath, and Nezha couldn't stop beating me.I was so sad after fighting, I wanted to go back to find Brother Monkey, I couldn't save Bajie with such nonsense, and I framed myself to death.I have been rejected by others, and I have to make up for it like this, it's too sad!

With a yell of venting, I raised the rake high and beat down.

"clang--"

With a crisp sound, did I actually hit the entity!The Nezha in front of him disappeared, and another old acquaintance appeared.

The smooth black hair was rolled up, and two strands hung down in front of the forehead, making it look like a young man's white jade.

The red boy looked at me with crooked eyes, raised his right hand, and used the gold band on his wrist to support my rake pole.He no longer wore the bright red battle robe, and there were still crimson flame marks on his bare arms.An elegant plain one-shouldered gown fell down to her ankles, barely covering the gold hoops on her ankles, and a blue silk sash around her waist outlined the narrow waist of a young man, making her look a bit immortal angry.

"Am I stupid? Even the red boy has seen it."

Whispering, I wanted to rub my eyes, and with a slap, my hand was caught by the person in front of me.

"Good aunt, see if I'm real."

With this ridicule, the fairy air was replaced by ruffian air.Hong Haier pressed my hand to his face, feeling the warmth between his fingers, I cried out in surprise.

"Big nephew!"

"...Call me by my name, are you hurt?"

I shook my head hastily. I haven't seen him since Haoshan. Now it seems that after practicing with Guanyin, his taste has become more refined, and he has a special flavor.But I can't get too close to him, so I resist the idea of ​​a bear hug.

Now that Nezha's phantom was gone, I asked curiously, "Why are you here!"

"The Bodhisattva figured it out and found that his fish was making trouble. I knew you were here, so I took the initiative to come and help."

"Yes! Bajie has been arrested! Let's save him!"

"The pig ran ashore a long time ago. He was cunning. He slipped away without being caught. When I came, I saw the monkey coming down to look for you."

"As long as Bajie is fine, then he may have seen you, so brother monkey will let you down."

"That's right, why, you don't want to join hands with me to fight monsters?"

"Grilled that fish with Samadhi real fire!"

"you want to eat?"

"...Forget it, you are not easy to do business, so just teach me a lesson."

"If you want to eat it, I will really roast it."

Even if you practice with a bodhisattva, it is still very social.I smiled and waved my hand and said no, Honghaier threw out a bamboo basket. I wondered why he was not affected by the formation at all, so I asked, "Didn't you see any illusions when you first came?"

"Yes, I saw several of you, but I have already broken the formation."

"..."

"Did you see several Nezhas?"

"..."

"By the way, I heard from the Bodhisattva that you were rejected by Nezha?"

"..."

The author has something to say: Red Boy, nicknamed the Holy Infant King, and that fish, the King of Inspiration, can now be renamed King of Makeup 23333

Although I don't have double updates, the amount of this update is two updates!babies!