[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

"Come on, little dragon!"

"Disciple, come on, I believe you can do it as a teacher!"

"Little brother, the second brother thinks that your problem must be corrected! My daughter's body is as soft as clouds and water, but you still can't touch it, what a crime!"

"Xiaolong, if you succeed, Brother Sha will make mung bean soup for you."

"I see this stupid boy is probably out of food again!"

Everyone in the tour group cheered on Xiao Bailong crazily. In fact, they didn't want him to do something shocking, but just touched my fingertips like an alien.

After Qingniujing's disaster, I hurt my foot and followed the team every day, so I couldn't do many chores.Tang Seng also wanted to give me the little donkey, but his mortal body couldn't stand the toss of going over mountains and mountains, even if he was a little stronger than before.

It's a good thing that Xiao Bailong has recovered from his madness, but it's really worrying that he can't touch his sister.The last time I met a group of tree demons and flower spirits in the mountains, they threw themselves into their arms as soon as they came up. He was so scared that he couldn't even hold his weapon steadily.But he felt sorry for the team by avoiding it like this, so he bit the bullet and decided to win or not, but he still got red bumps all over his body and was shaking non-stop. The brothers took turns to apply medicine to him for half a month.

Tang Seng felt that he should not be allowed to fight in the future, especially when there are banshees.But what Brother Hou advocated was to cure this problem, otherwise there would be too many women, banshees, and goddesses along the way, so how could he hide from it.It's okay to be with everyone now, but one day the team will be dispersed, and he will be finished.

Therefore, when it is safer for the team to rush, we will desensitize Xiaobailong.First let him hypnotize me constantly, I can do it, and then let him get in touch with me step by step.

Just touching my fingertips, the finger that touched it had bumps again, Xiao Bailong was very disappointed.In the past, he who was crazy could still lean on my arms and act coquettishly, but now he can only hug Zhu Bajie's big belly for comfort.

Zhu Bajie didn't like this kind of mouth, so he smoothed his hair, pushed him away, and taught him earnestly: "Little brother, cheer up. Although it's really miserable not to be able to touch women. But a man must be strong and know that, in the future, female monsters Just let senior brother clean it up, and you and Brother Hou can beat the male monster."

"Then you will be caught by the female fairy to drink, we don't care about it." Brother Hou, who was sitting on the branch dangling his legs, added with a smile on his face.

"Oh, good brother, what are you talking about? I just think this division of labor is very reasonable. The younger brother can't be anxious if he can't touch a woman for a while. You see, he can't even touch Xinyu who has been with him for so long. It can be seen This heart disease is very serious."

I stroked my chin and looked at Xiao Bailong, who felt terrified when I looked at him.

"Obviously this heart disease is caused by Princess Moang, but my sister can touch it, but other women can't touch it."

Xiao Bailong shook his head in bewilderment, expressing that he was not clear either.

"Then you hate women?"

Xiao Bailong shook his head quickly.

"Is there a girl you like?"

Little Bailong blushed, but still shook his head: "I never had a sweetheart."

I sighed: "Yes, if there is a girl you like but you can't touch it, that would be a tragedy."

Xiao Bailong: "I'm sorry Xinyu, I was so tired of taking care of you before, and now I need your help."

"Hey, what a big deal, we are all friends!"

I smiled heartily, raised my paws and touched his head, the little white dragon who didn't dodge his face was livid, his body stiffened, his eyes fell to the ground.Brother Hou hit me with wild fruits on the tree, he really called me an idiot.I withdrew my hand apologetically, and said sincerely, "I'll take the blame for this, I'll definitely pay attention in the future!"

Since then, the order of the team has become the farthest between me and Xiaobailong.I'm always sad, the little dragon hanging around my neck and the big white dog rolling in my arms, who were obviously still intimate before, can't be touched at all now.

We walked for more than ten miles. It was a cold autumn day, but we didn't feel the coolness. Instead, it got hotter and hotter as we walked.Looking up at the distance, the fire cloud covered the sky with crimson red, as if even the air was burning.

Because it was too hot, the team drank a lot of water, and felt dry mouth from time to time, and the heat made people feel flustered.Fortunately, Xiaobailong can spray water for everyone to enjoy the coolness in a fancy way, although every time he sprays water for me, it is far away.

I saw a few families on the road, and I exchanged some fresh fruits and herbs from Huaguo Mountain for a two-day rest.

In the evening, everyone sat in the yard to enjoy the cool and eat melons. Brother Hou plucked a few hairs and blew out a few little monkeys to fan everyone.

The owner of the house said that this land is called Huoyan Mountain, which stretches for eight hundred miles, and not a single blade of grass grows, not to mention ordinary people, the steel and iron bones used to be burned to slag.I choked on a mouthful of melon and couldn't get it up or down.Brother Hou slapped me vigorously on the back, and I swallowed it anyway, touching my vest and complaining: "I almost got shot out of my soul!"

Brother Hou sneered: "You heard that Huoyan Mountain is so scary, you're still choking."

I coolly make up the knife: "This is your fault."

Brother Monkey immediately picked up my ear: "My pot? It's the first time I've come to this place where the birds don't shit. You're a good potter!"

"Oh! Didn't you kick down the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun 500 years ago? The alchemy furnace fell here! I wanted to persuade you at that time, but I didn't have time !” Covering my ears, I hurriedly explained.

As soon as these words were said, everyone's eyes were stabbed at Brother Hou like a knife, and even though he was thick-skinned, he laughed twice.

"So that's the case, then I'll clean it up myself!"

Zhu Bajie seized the opportunity to complain about Brother Monkey, and flicked his long mouth, which sounded like a cross talk, and was finally thrown out by Brother Monkey with his nostrils inserted.The owner of the house gave us a proper suggestion, saying that there is a Bajiao Cave in Cuiyun Mountain in the southwest, and Princess Iron Fan lives in it.She has a magic banana fan in her hand, as long as she uses this fan to fan the Flaming Mountain three times, it can temporarily extinguish the flames and rain.

In order to grow crops, the people living here take chickens, ducks, fish, cattle, sheep and pigs, flowers and fruits to offer as offerings every year, and then exchange for rainwater for farming.Brother Hou was very happy when he heard Princess Iron Fan.

"It turned out to be sister-in-law, now it's easy to handle."

Zhu Bajie rubbed his nostrils and complained: "It's not easy, his son was sent to the South China Sea by us, you and the Bull Demon King have long lost relatives, and the red boy chased Xinyu and didn't chase after him, you see Look, the knotted beam is big enough."

I gnawed the melon in my hand, thought for a while, and decided: "I'll go to Nanhai to ask Hong Haier for help. My son can still count on what he says."

Brother Hou didn't believe in evil, and said stubbornly: "Don't go to Guanyin and the others for everything. Hey, I still don't believe it. Without the plantain fan, I still can't put out the fire. Xiao Bailong, I will go to the Flame Mountain with my brother tomorrow." !"

When Xiao Bailong heard that he could help, he nodded quickly.

"No, no, brother monkey, I advise you to calm down!"

"Stop talking!"

Well, it seems that Brother Hou is determined to hit a wall, but I still have some luck.

The next day, my fluke mentality was shattered into dregs.

I went to the top of the Flame Mountain to put out the fire with Brother Monkey and Xiaobailong.The water brought by the little white dragon is all from the sea, but it looks like oil when poured on it, and instead arouses the fire, which is the same reason that the red boy's samadhi fire cannot be extinguished with ordinary water.The three of us were sprayed by the flames, and we all returned to the owner's house with fried hair and black faces, just like an African trio.

When the three of us opened our mouths, smoke could come out of our mouths, only the teeth and the whites of the eyes were white.Although Tang Seng felt sorry for us, he couldn't help but burst into tears.

"It's just that the skin is smoky, and it's lucky that no muscles and bones are injured. The second senior brother and I will fetch water for you, and take a good bath."

After explaining this, Drifting dragged the smiling Zhu Bajie to fetch water from the river a few miles away.

At night we sat together in the yard to enjoy the shade again. Brother Monkey turned out to be a handsome monkey again after washing up. This time he put on a classic yellow and black shirt with a tiger skin skirt tied around his waist.

"In my opinion, I'd better go to Nanhai to look for the red boy. If I get my son back, my sister-in-law might borrow the fan." I still maintain my point of view.

"I agree with Xinyu's point of view. It's too annoying to fight back and forth. It's best not to fight." Zhu Bajie gnawed on the steamed bun and quickly agreed.

Brother Hou raised his brows: "Why, do you think I can't beat the Bull Demon King? Although he was the eldest brother and I was the youngest when we sworn brothers, it's because of seniority, not ability!"

Zhu Bajie and I hurriedly followed suit: "Where is it? I'm afraid of your hard work! Isn't it better to outsmart you!"

Brother Hou rolled his golden eyes around, folded his arms around his chest, and ordered: "That's all right, let's go to my nephew. But let Bajie go to Nanhai, your foot injury is not good enough, If time is wasted, I will stay and protect Master."

Well, what can I say, the big baby has said so.

Zhu Bajie groaned, had no choice but agreed.

Early the next morning, we set off again, planning to sleep in the mountains closer to the Huoyan Mountain. It was not convenient to stay in other people's homes.Zhu Bajie hurriedly ate breakfast and grabbed a few more steamed buns before boarding the cloud head to the South China Sea.

Tang Seng didn't ride the little donkey much this way, because it was too hot and he felt sorry for the donkey.

Brother Sha and I set up a simple tent here, and a group of people hid under it to eat and chat, which was quite pleasant.Brother Hou suddenly came over gossip and asked me about the Niu Mowang's family, and I told them what I knew.

It is nothing more than the fact that the Bull Demon King first had a jade-faced fox with an iron fan on his back, and then married the fox as his concubine, and the fox even gave him a cuckold.

Drifting concluded: "Whoever wears a cuckold will eventually be cuckolded."

I applauded: "Brother Sha is really excellent!"

Xiao Bailong: "Isn't it good to marry one? There are so many people I like."

Me: "You are a good boy, you will be very attractive to girls in the future."

Xiao Bailong blushed every day, then shook his head: "Forget it, forget it, I'm afraid."

Me: "Brother Monkey, after the jade-faced fox was beaten away by you, will he go back and complain to the Bull Demon King?"

Brother Hou sneered: "Little hoof hooks up with people everywhere, so I can let big brother know? From now on, we don't care about his family's affairs."

I nodded honestly, I really don't want to be served by the banana fan anymore.

But many things are just so dramatic. When I thought that this difficulty could be easily overcome by inviting Honghaier, a jade-faced fox carrying a plantain fan appeared.This time he used a man's body, smiling ferociously at Brother Monkey and me.Strange, why is the banana fan in his hand!And he can speak formulas!

"Okay! I'm waiting for you! Xinyu! Sun Wukong! This time I want you to look good! Dare to hit me in the face, so you can't eat it!"

After finishing speaking in a vicious voice, the jade-faced fox raised the three-foot-long plantain fan five times in succession.In an instant, the situation in the sky and the earth changed, the wind rose from the ground, and the rain poured down.The fear of being dominated by the plantain fan came again, and this time the power was obviously stronger than when the iron fan struck. Monkey brother yelled badly, he neither caught me nor protected Tang Seng.

The whole team was uprooted like a fragile grass, struggling in the raging wind.I couldn't open my eyes, but I clearly heard the sound of my bones breaking. I was in unbearable pain and wailed.

At such a difficult time, I seemed to be pulled by someone, and I subconsciously grabbed the other person's wrist. Before I could confirm who it was, I fainted from the pain.

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I woke up from the pain, opened my eyes and found emerald green everywhere, and I was still hanging on a towering tree.This branch is huge, half of it is rooted in the secluded spring, and half is deeply rooted in the soil.The lush leaves sifted mottled and broken light, and I was dazzled by the sun, so I became more awake.

Opening his mouth, he spit out a mouthful of blood, and found himself unable to move, probably because several bones in his body were broken.Is it because the little white dragon infected me? I was lucky enough to suffer from this catastrophe before my foot injury healed.

Brother Hou and the others had long since disappeared. After being slapped like this, the team might have dispersed.Omg, tour group's biggest ordeal ever?Enduring the severe pain, I tried to get up from the branch, but another mouthful of blood came out of my mouth.

"Don't move!"

First there was a sound of water breaking, and then there was the sound of Brother Monkey. I looked down hard, only to see the six ears in human form coming out of the spring water.I was confused, his voice was the same as that of Brother Hou, so I mistook him.

So, it was he who grabbed my hand in the end?That's why we were both fanned to the same place?Sure enough, this guy is hiding in the dark and following the tour group again!

The dripping six-ear pinching formula let the moisture in the clothes dissipate. He jumped up the tree and picked me up and left. Then he found Orion's wooden house in the deep mountains and lived in it.

Being properly placed on the bed by him, I was moved and complicated, and asked weakly: "Thank you, but why do you help us over and over again?"

Liu Er snorted coldly, showing a gloomy smile that could never be called unpleasant, and suppressed evil spirit between his brows.

"You can only die by my hands!"

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