[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

What's going on with this kind of super middle school speech like an old enemy!

Liu Er said very scary things to me, and I said that my little heart couldn't bear it.I have also seen his danger, although recently he did help the tour group, and he did grab my hand in the hurricane fanned by the plantain fan...

But who can guarantee that he will always be a good young man?Sometimes a man's heart is more fickle than a woman's, especially this one.

Although I was racking my brains to think of ways to escape, my current body couldn't support me to react at all.The old injury has not healed, and the new injury has intensified. There is no doubt that this is the worst injury I have ever suffered.

In such harsh conditions, I had no possibility of escaping.The team has been torn apart, I don't know how Brother Monkey is doing.I couldn't believe it would turn out like this, and it was as hard as I had suffered such a serious injury, Liu Er didn't seem to be relaxed, and it took two days to slow down.If Tang Seng, an ordinary person, was directly injured, he would definitely die. I only hope that Brother Hou and the others can protect him.

But think about it, as Jin Chanzi reincarnated and went west to learn scriptures, there are also many gods secretly protecting him, and the nonsensical plot of being fanned to death by a plantain fan should not appear.Judging from the current situation, maybe my situation is the weirdest?

In the first few days of recuperation, I lived with trepidation.Liu Er's body recovered quickly, and he was able to ride the clouds and ride the fog, but he didn't leave me to fend for myself, but kept me, I'm so scared!

Every time I see him come to feed me water and medicine, I am afraid and conflicted, so there will always be amazing dialogues.

first day--

Me: "You, will you kill me?"

Liu Er: "Take your medicine."

Me: "I can't move, it's too troublesome, if you kill me, Brother Monkey won't let you go."

Liu Er: "Am I afraid of him?"

Me: "I know you are so handsome, you will definitely not bully a weak woman!"

Liu Er poured me medicine as soon as he started, and then told me to shut up.

the next day--

Me: "Will you kill me today?"

Liu Er: "Are you sick?"

Me: "I'm sick all over now, it hurts to death. You recovered so fast, you deserve to be a monkey on par with Brother Monkey."

Liu Er: "Hmph, can you compare yourself to me?"

Me: "How can I? I'm comparing you with Brother Monkey. Only Brother Monkey can compare with you, right?"

Liu Er: "Hmph, that's right, open your mouth to take medicine."

The third day-

Me: "You..."

Six ears: "Don't kill, don't kill! How many times do you want me to say that! I don't bother to do anything now that you are such a hot chicken! Don't tarnish my reputation and say that I took advantage of the fire."

You are too lazy to kill me, but diligently give me medicine to heal and feed me, what is wrong, big brother.After getting along these few days, although I was dismissed as cold and violent every day, Liu Er's behavior really helped me.Similar to good medicine bitter taste?

It can be said to be very honest.

A few days ago, I still vomited blood, but today I finally stopped vomiting blood, and I can get out of bed and take two steps with my internal breath adjusted properly.It's just impossible to take up weapons and fight. Seeing my resilience, it will take at least half a month to move freely and cast spells.These days, Liu Er has been guarding me every step of the way, and this mountain is also clean, with a hint of auspiciousness, and there are no vicious monsters. The most vicious monster is probably the one that takes care of me.

Sometimes I feel that this mountain forest is a bit familiar, but I really can't remember when I have been here.

This time I ate the medicinal soup prepared by Liuer as usual, but he sat uncomfortably, his brows were unconsciously frowned, and his face was anxious.I put the bowl on the edge of the bed and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Liu Er rubbed his lower abdomen with his hands, and said impatiently, "It's nothing."

"But you have been touching your stomach from time to time since this morning. Did you eat something messy and have diarrhea?" I continued to ask with concern.

"It's not that fat pig, I'll eat whatever you eat!"

"Well, I didn't have a stomachache either."

"Mind your own business."

After saying this, Liu Er got up and took the bowl beside the bed.I watched him go out blankly, feeling a little worried, but if he didn't say anything, I wouldn't be able to ask anything.I was making myself miserable, so I had to lie down and go back to sleep. Now I just want to take care of my body quickly, at least I can get out of bed and take a few more steps, so that I don't look like a disabled person.

I'm in a deep sleep now, and I can hardly notice anything after I fall asleep, and it's already sunset when I wake up again.The orange daylight in the wooden house faded slowly, and the coldness of night came, and the sound of insects sounded around.

Liu Er was not in the house, so I stood up cautiously, and saw the fresh fruits placed among the huge green leaves, and the steaming soup was also prepared.

He has come.

After getting out of bed, I moved to the table and sat down step by step.Holding the medicine bowl in my hand, I yelled out the door a few times.Under normal circumstances, he is around here, and he doesn't huddle with me in the wooden house at night. Occasionally, he can be seen crossing his legs on the treetops.

"You are called a soul!"

Finally, the monkey outside the door responded to me.From the beginning when I saw him, my heart was complicated, but now I feel inexplicably relieved when I hear his voice. I am no one else.After all, he is the same as Brother Hou, and many of his behaviors are quite similar. Over time, it will inevitably make me a little dependent.

"No, I just want to ask if your stomach still hurts?"

"none of your business."

"Oh."

"Wait, I have something to ask you, don't climb the tree yet!"

"Let the fart go."

"...Uh, if you say that killing me now is an insult to your face. Then why do you take care of me like this? In fact, it is enough to leave me here. Speaking of which, when we first met, you replaced Brother Monkey , I thought I was severely injured by the bone spirit, and I was also very anxious and angry at the time. Why?"

I became more courageous, and I finally exposed the doubts in my heart.

Six ears squinted at me, the man's handsome face showed confusion, but soon he put on a look of disdain. "There's a lot of nonsense, can you control what you want to do?"

"Could it be that you like me!"

"...How on earth did Sun Wukong get along with you mentally handicapped for so long?"

"Hey!"

With a sarcasm on his face again, Liu Er snarled me so viciously that I no longer dared to think about the possibility of him having a crush on me.

"You and Sun Wukong have been together for too long, not everyone is as lucky as you, able to support each other..."

"Where is it, it's basically Brother Hou who brought me to be a super god. Ah! Don't tell me you like Brother Hou! Finally, you are not reconciled that he is just an idol, and you can't help but want to take it by force?"

"I will kill you today!"

"Ah, sorry!"

This night, I cheered up and chatted with Liu Er for half the night. I don't know if it is more sentimental at night, but he is not so prickly anymore.In the mutual communication, I seem to be able to see his rare sincerity from the lofty tone.

Probably also a single monkey who occasionally feels lonely and longs for approval.

After this night, I thought that my friendship with Liu Er would improve qualitatively, but when I woke up the next morning, he was still laughing and cursing at me.What is it called?Back to before liberation overnight?Well, well, anyway, I have changed my opinion of him.

Today I got out of bed and walked, and successfully walked around the wooden house. I have made great progress and my condition is much better.It's just that Liu Er's face seems to be paler, and he touches his belly more often, I don't know if it's my illusion, he seems to have a bigger belly?A little puffy?Take care of others, but also make yourself fat?

I wanted to ask him, but I was afraid of being scolded by him, after all, he didn't say anything himself.

Until, one night, Liu Er let out a low growl and fell from the tree.Hearing the movement, I endured my internal injuries and hurried out to check.He changed back to Brother Monkey lying on the grass, beating and cursing with his hands on his protruding abdomen, panting with a ferocious expression, and dense sweat oozing from his hair.

It was as if I saw Brother Hou suffering. I was anxious and rushed to his side and asked, "What's wrong with you? Six ears!"

Six ears endured, glanced at me, and he stretched out his hand to push me.I was unprepared, and fell back to the ground, my bones and muscles were throbbing and aching.Why bother the sick and disabled!

"Does your stomach still hurt? It's been several days!" I didn't give up, and crawled closer to him again.

"Go away, I'm fine!"

"It's hurting like a monkey, so it's not like it's okay!"

"..."

"Brother Monkey won't be as difficult to deal with as you! I'll help you in for a while, don't push me away!"

Probably because of the stomach ache, or because I was worried about my fragile body, Liu Er obediently went into the room and lay down with my support.At this time, if there is a BGM for the two of us, it must be extremely bleak.

Covering him with the quilt, I was shocked as soon as I sat down.

I opened my eyes and opened my mouth slightly, watching his belly swell a little bit, like a blown up balloon, pushing up the quilt.Liu Er also had a dazed expression on his face. He lowered his gaze and lifted the quilt off his body, only to see that his clothes were swollen and his stomach bulged.

"What do you eat at night, your stomach is so bloated!" I asked in an unbelievable tone, and I wanted to reach out to touch the stomach, but he slapped it away.

I withdrew my hand in pain, not daring to do it again.Gritting his teeth, Liu Er said fiercely, "What's going on here!"

Me: "Does your stomach still hurt?"

Six ears: "..."

I complained: "You can't be pregnant!"

The words that popped out of my brain penetrated my brain hole like lightning, right!When I first fell to this place, I was hanging on the tree, but Liu Er fell into the spring water!I wondered before that this place seemed familiar. Isn’t the place where I was fanned by the iron fan for the first time the daughter’s country?Could it be that this time it is the Xiliang Daughter Country again?Because of being pulled by Liu Er, so neither of us was slapped too far?

Liu Er was about to yell and scold me, but he was taken aback by my particularly serious expression. I thought about it for a while, and analyzed it for him.

"Brother, you may really be pregnant! There is a country called Daughter Country on the way to learn the scriptures. Some springs here can make people who drink it pregnant! Whether you are a woman or not, you will be pregnant! You fell into the spring water before, so You will have this symptom. You didn’t show your pregnancy at first, and you may be suppressing this reaction yourself, but you still can’t resist it. Look, your belly is so big, it’s almost like you’re about to give birth!"

"fart!"

"That, fetal movement, feel it with your heart."

I put the six-eared hairy hand on the big belly, and the little guy in the belly kicked him to save face.Liu Er couldn't help but groaned, his face turned pale at the moment, he couldn't believe that he, who was so powerful that he could compete with Monkey King, would be pregnant!

Seeing his face with his penis cut off, I dare not gloat at all.

"Ridiculous! Do you want me to be born... Hiss!" Pained again, Liu Er clenched his fists, and his eyes were full of anger.

"Calm down, don't get angry, take a deep breath! Be steady!"

Liu Er glared at me, I immediately shrank my neck, and hurried to remedy: "Actually, this child can be taken away! If you are right, there should be a pool of water called Luotai Spring, in Poerdong!"

"where!"

"Well, I don't know the exact location. Maybe the girls in this country know it. I have to ask the locals for the details!"

"I'll go now!"

"Wait a minute! It's the middle of the night, and they're all asleep. Where can you find someone to ask?"

"I can not wait anymore!"

The stomach pain is not so bad, and Liu Er is full of energy again.He turned over and jumped out of the bed, maybe he was too hasty to move and his tires were gasping, but he couldn't stand firmly at that moment and threw himself on me.I hurriedly helped this man up, and he grabbed my hand fiercely.

"Come on, take a deep breath, relax, be gentle, and you will be fine."

"Remember! If you dare to tell Sun Wukong and the others about this, I will kill you!"

"Well, I'm still thinking that if there are more people who know, I can give you advice! Or you can pretend to be Brother Monkey and go to the sky to ask the gods for help!"

"Get lost! No need! I'll take care of it myself!"

I didn't accept my proposal at all. I was patient and continued to care: "But you have a big belly, why don't you ask for help? Brother Monkey and the others can't find it now, but it's okay to ask for help in heaven."

"Why are you looking for a hot chicken from Heaven! I don't want to lose face!"

"..." What kind of face do you need at a time like this!Your image has collapsed in front of me!

I didn't expect it to be because of this. Well, Liu Er, who is so arrogant, would really want to die if he let idols or gods looked down upon in the sky know that he was pregnant.Under his angry gaze, I nodded heavily.

"Don't worry! Unless you tell it yourself, I will never say that you are pregnant! I swear!"

"Swear poisonously!"

"...If I talk nonsense, let me live forever as a bachelor!"

"What a bullshit oath."

It's really a poisonous oath.

Although he complained about me so much, Liu Er couldn't help but smile, but the smile was fleeting.Immediately, he looked bitter and bitter again, ran out of the wooden house with a big belly, told me a few words, and Teng Yun ran away.

"Hey! Fly slowly! Watch out for your stomach!"

The author has something to say: QAQ If you see a typo in the text, please point it out, and I will change it when I find time.Because I checked it several times, there will still be a typo OTZ

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