[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

"Brother Monkey, blah blah blah..."

"Brother Monkey! Chirping, chirping, chirping..."

"Brother Monkey~ Ji Li Gu Lu Ji Li Gu Lu..."

Following behind the monkey, he hopped and ate mooncakes restlessly, and I chased after him and told him what I had seen and heard during my stroll.He sneered and disapproved of the fact that Marshal Tianpeng and Wu Gang were infatuated with Chang'e and torn each other up. Compared with Chang'e, he liked the mooncakes made by the goddess better.

I asked Brother Monkey if anyone came to Pantaoyuan when I left, and he said no one, he was the only monkey playing here.I groaned, and started to fertilize the 9000-year-fruit peach trees. Later, I thought it was too troublesome, so I used magic to turn into a bunch of me to help with the work.Brother Monkey taught me this trick several times before I learned it. Fortunately, he only needs to pull out the monkey hair.

The days of being a fruit farmer here are actually quite leisurely. Brother Hou and I will go out to play when we are too busy. He probably looks for Fu Lu Shou and the Eight Immortals to play with, and I just run to find Chang'e.

What?Why don't I go to Erlang Shen?Because he is really often away!And some big stars don't see me as soon as I say, I'm sad.

I went to Guanghan Palace to chat with Chang'e for tea and mooncakes, and they invited me in. Wu Gang and Zhu Bajie were left outside again to quarrel.I wanted to plead a few words, but Chang'e really seemed indifferent to men, so I gave up my heart.Second senior brother, it's not that I don't help you, but that I really can't speak.

I held my chin and asked the goddess on the couch: "Sister, who do you think is the most beautiful in this Tiangong?"

Without even thinking about it, Chang'e said, "Of course it's me."

I can't answer what you said, so I covered my face and said in a low voice, "If it's a woman, it's you, of course, I'm talking about a man, a man!"

"I see, then I think it's the third-eyed man, but Taibai Jinxing said that he has been out for a while, and he won't be back for a while."

"When you say that, I want to see Zhenjun Erlang more and more!"

"There are opportunities, anyway, you have been staying in Pantaoyuan. I heard that the incarnation of Xiaotiangou is also a first-class good-looking."

What the hell, could it be that most of the male immortals lose to Xiaotiangou in appearance?

Suppressing the expectation in my heart, I grabbed another piece of moon cake and asked while eating: "The four heavenly kings, the clairvoyant eye and the wind ear, oh oh, yes, there is also Nezha! I went through the Nantianmen last time." , I caught a glimpse of his back, and he disappeared before I saw him clearly!" I felt sorry for myself after talking about it.

Chang'e thought for a while, and then said: "The third prince? The third son of King Tota Li Tianwang, I have a little impression that he is just a child."

Sure enough, it is the classic image of wearing two ponytails and wearing a red bellyband? Even Nezha's hairstyle became a popular style in my era.After thinking about the cute picture, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.Then I thought about the fact that the Xiaotian dog can transform into a human form, so my eyes locked on the jade rabbit on Chang'e's couch. The pet of the goddess must be very beautiful when transformed into a human form!

Seeing my burning eyes, the Jade Rabbit trembled for a moment, and buried its head in Chang'e's arms.

"Sister, can Xiaotu also change into a human form?"

Chang'e smiled: "Do you want to see it?"

My little chicken nodded like pecking rice.

She stretched out her hand to push the jade rabbit down, and coaxed the little guy to jump up in front of me.The Jade Rabbit trembled with its long ears, but after all, it had no choice but to change its body.The flowing light emerged to wrap it up, and suddenly, the light cluster exploded, I was shocked to see two tall lights and shadows of me, I said, what's wrong with this figure!

After the light dissipated, I saw a muscular man with a scumbag beard and no anger, his chest hair was as thick as a steel dishwashing brush!What about cute loli!

"Since Xinyu wants to see my body so much, let it be as you wish! How about it! Are you satisfied with what you see!"

The Jade Rabbit, which sounded like a bell, made me tremble twice, and I almost slipped off the chair. My reaction made Chang'e laugh out loud.

I stammered and looked up at the other party: "Little, little, little rabbit?"

"It's this rabbit!"

"..."

God!Where did the evildoer come from!I can no longer look directly at the jade rabbit, okay!Zhu Bajie and Wu Gang will cry to death!Thinking of how I kissed and touched the jade rabbit before, I couldn't help rubbing my arms.

"Huh, you superficial beauty, I'm a rabbit!" Seeing my dislike, Yutu·Furry·Big Man made a face at me.

I was serious: "That's right, I'm just a shameless bitch beauty control, please poke me blind."

Yutu's face twitched: "What nonsense did you say with a serious face! Sister Chang'e! Look at her! It's disgusting!"

Don't use this look to act like a baby with the goddess!Don't try to bury your chest!I'll take the blame for Zhu Bajie, okay?

Later Taibai Jinxing found out with conscience and knew to take me back to Pantaoyuan. I kept staring at little Taibai on the way.I saw him covered in hairs, staring at me.

"Xinyu, although you are a good girl, we are not suitable."

"No, little Taibai, I just saw the real body of Jade Rabbit and haven't slowed down yet, let's see you wash your eyes."

"..."

When I went back to Pantao Garden, I found that the monkey brother hadn't come back yet, and little Taibai didn't care where the monkey went wild.He just said to me: "The Peach Festival is coming soon, and the Seven Fairies will come to pick the peaches in a while, so you can help me. Their names all have the word Xia, and they look at the color and shout, they must be right."

Is it really good to introduce like this, but I am still looking forward to Seven Fairies.

So I waited and waited, hoped and hoped, but I waited for Brother Monkey to come back.He was drunk and stupefied, walked upside down, stroked my dog's head, smiled and hid in a tree and fell asleep.He didn't taste the mooncakes I brought back, maybe I can use mooncakes and the seven fairies to get close in a while.

Finally, I heard the sound of surging wind and cloud, and hurriedly opened the gate of Pantao Garden to welcome it.The fairies who ride the clouds and ride the fog are long in coming...

I took a closer look and found that the seven fairies of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple are right, but why have they all changed their genders!No breasts!Is it flat chested?My eyes must have been dazzled by the stimulation of the jade rabbit. Thinking of this, I rubbed my eyes hard again.At this moment, the Seven Immortals had come to me, and the clouds dissipated from under their feet. They held bamboo baskets in their hands, and they were full of smiles.

"Little fairy is polite, we are the seven fairies who came to pick flat peaches for the Queen Mother."

When Hongxia said this, my eyes swept back and forth on them.What's the matter with the sense of sight coming out of the Cowherd's shop? The Queen Mother is good at playing!Nightclub lady head?

The youngest, Zixia, has the most beautiful face, her phoenix eyes are provocative, but she is not a pussy, and she asks a bit like a grandpa: "What are you looking at, I haven't seen a fairy before."

The corner of my mouth twitched, I really haven't seen you guys before, why are the Seven Fairies that I agreed to be boys' papers!And they've all turned into boys, so why call them Xia!Isn't it good to have a single name Xiangzi?

"Zixia, don't be rude, please tell Miss Xinyu to tell the Great Holy Lord that we are here to pick flat peaches under orders."

Finally regaining my senses, I suppressed the entanglement in my heart, cupped my hands and said, "Fairies... Fairies, please, the Great Sage has already told me to bring you into the garden as soon as you come."

No wonder Taibai Jinxing has repeatedly emphasized that it is the Seventh Fairy, not the Seventh Fairy.

I followed all the fairies into the garden, they were walking around talking and laughing, the fairy air was floating, and the picture was very beautiful.

In my mind, I always thought that the seven fairies should belong to girls, and I suddenly found a bunch of little fairy boys, which I couldn't digest for a while.He simply sat on the root of the tree and watched them pick peaches, but Brother Hou was still sound asleep, so he couldn't complain to him.

But think about it, Master and Hades have both become sisters, so what can't be accepted.I should be thankful that Monkey Brother, Erlangshen, and Zhu Bajie are still leading the way. God, Tang Seng is not a girl, is he?

I was thinking wildly, a shadow enveloped me, I looked up, and saw Hongxia standing in front of me with a basket full of flat peaches, and Zixia with an uncle-like face next to her.

Brother Monkey, your Zixia brother...

Cough cough, waved away these complaints, I got up and asked, "Is there anything else?"

Hongxia smiled softly: "I just came to tell Miss Xinyu that we have already picked them."

It’s really good-looking, both men and women are good-looking, and because the boss is so gentle, I dared to ask: “Excuse me, are you all men?”

Seventh Fairy: "..."

The smile on Hongxia's face almost couldn't hold back, she nodded: "Yes, they are all men, but why do you ask such a question?"

I blushed: "Sorry, I always thought you were girls."

Zixia rolled her eyes, she actually grabbed my hand and pressed it on her chest, she said angrily, "Is it a girl? Isn't it?"

I didn't realize it for a while, the touch under my hands was indeed not the softness of the chest, it was probably my brain twitching, I actually grabbed his left chest.

The other six fairies silently took a step away from me: "..."

I came back to my senses and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, big brother, it's not my fault..."

Before I finished talking, I saw Zixia blushing, why are you so shy!Obviously you asked me to touch my breasts yourself!I just grabbed it with a slippery hand, and you're a man, so you won't suffer!

"Shameless!"

Snapped--

When Monkey sobered up, I sat quietly beside him, with a bright red slap on my left cheek.Seeing my aggrieved appearance, Brother Hou squeezed my chin and looked around.

"Who hit you!"

I looked at Brother Monkey, sighed, and told him the whole story.I was also worried that Brother Hou would trouble Zixia, but he laughed out loud and praised me for being amazing.Monkey brother, I am very sad when you are like this.

"You idiot, Seventh Fairy also flirts with you, you are so daring!"

"...I, although I am a nympho, but this time I was really wronged." Well, it's actually a bit dark.

"Who told you that the seven fairies belong to daughters?"

"Self-feeling."

"You should be beaten!"

I don’t love Monkey Brother so much!

The author has something to say: Xinyu: You, you, you!Brother Monkey never hit me!How dare you hit me!

Zixia: You are the one who hit the prodigal son!

Panda: Did you two get the script upside down?