[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

Tianzhu Kingdom——

First of all, we have to cheer for finally coming to Tianzhu, and then we will solve the immediate problems.Zhu Bajie shyly held a festive hydrangea and dangled in front of everyone. Headed by Tang Seng, we stared at him line by line.Now I am afraid when I see a hydrangea, and I will soon catch up with Xiao Bailong who is allergic to women.

I disliked it: "Is it addictive to throw hydrangea here? Other than this method, you can't find a partner, right? Why don't you just apply to the king for a blind date meeting, or the country will send you a partner."

Zhu Bajie raised the hydrangea, his nostrils dilated, and he took a deep breath of the fragrance of the powder, "You have a date yourself, of course you don't worry, finally, finally, it's my old pig's turn to reap the benefits!"

Brother Hou folded his arms, and said coolly: "Interesting, Lingshan is almost here, are you going to fly solo?"

Zhu Bajie hugged the hydrangea beautifully, didn't mind the monkey's tone at all, and said happily: "I've said it all, if I can live like a six-eared macaque, I don't have anything to think about. To become a Buddha or not is a matter for me." It would be better to start a happy family."

Tang Seng expressed his feelings: "As a teacher, I don't force the Eight Precepts. After all, everyone has his own aspirations."

Xiao Bailong: "It's a pity, Master, we have already arrived in Tianzhu Kingdom, not far from Lingshan."

It stands to reason that the most famous in Tianzhu is the Jade Rabbit Spirit. The main drama is that the Jade Rabbit kidnaps the little princess and pretends to be a husband-in-law.But the king's little princess stayed in the palace safe and sound, and there was no movement at all.I can't help but think of Goddess Chang'e's elder brother, Rabbit, who is fed by Goddess every day. I really can't think of any reason for him to think of the lower world.

Regarding the fact that Zhu Bajie received the hydrangea, everyone has different opinions, but in the end they all decided to respect his choice.

Zhu Bajie readily decided to get married.

For a moment, we didn't know what to complain about, so we just patted him on the shoulder.

The person who threw the hydrangea came, still fantasizing about what the future lady will look like like Zhu Bajie, but I saw the old acquaintance who was the leader.

The burly man is wearing a girl's clothes, the skirt will probably burst, the chest muscles are strong and developed, the chest hair, armpit hair, and leg hair are thick, the head is full of red hairpins, the neck and wrists are full of jewels, under the sun Can blind a dog's eyes.Why Mao Yutu still came down to earth!I didn't know whether I should greet him or not, but Yutu saw me, hugged me, and greeted me silently.I silently raised my paw and waved it, Bajie take care.

Since Zhu Bajie had his back facing us, he had no idea what we saw.

The tour group first took a collective breath, and then the uncontrollable Monkey Brother was the first to laugh. Zhu Bajie, who was immersed in joy, didn't know what he was about to face.

"Which one is the gentleman who picked up the hydrangea!" The little maid following behind the elder brother, the big guy in women's clothing, called out delicately.

Hearing this voice, Zhu Bajie's ears were almost pricked up, and he quickly turned around and said with a smile: "I am I am! Little lady!"

The little maid smiled and took Zhu Bajie's hand, and the brother Zhu Jing, whose expression was rippling after being held by the little beauty, followed her for a few steps.Then, Zhu Bajie's hand was placed on Yutu's hand, and Zhu Bajie, who suddenly felt that the touch was wrong, finally came back to his senses, and looked at the person in front of him intently, his eyes almost popped out of his sockets in horror.

An earth-shattering pig cry accompanied by the sound of vomiting echoed over Tianzhu Kingdom——

An hour later, we sat in the yard vacated by Yutu, drinking tea and eating moon cakes.

Brother Hou laughed, stretched out his hand and flicked his pig's ear, teasing: "Idiot, marry or not."

The Jade Rabbit who was pouring tea frowned at Zhu Bajie again, and called roughly: "Little Xianggong~"

"Ouch~~ I'm going to die! Jade Rabbit, I have no grievances with you! Ugh~~" A mouthful of mooncakes spit out, and Zhu Bajie spit out again lying on the side.

Drifting patted Zhu Bajie on the back: "Second Senior Brother, I'm afraid you're going to lose weight."

Xiao Bailong: "The pain of learning the scriptures is not as severe as the mental pollution. I don't know whether to say that the second brother is strong or weak."

Me: "It's not because Bajie is weak, it's because Brother Tu is too strong. I also felt a turmoil in my stomach back then."

Jade Rabbit disdained: "Bah! You two are ugly dogs!"

Me: "That's right, I'm a shameless face dog, so please return to the cute bunny look, okay?"

Yutu: "This rabbit is going to carry out spiritual pollution on you! This is your catastrophe!"

The name of this difficulty should probably be called the difficulty of mental pollution. When Yutu raised his arm, the clumps of thick black and curly armpit hair were fully exposed.When Zhu Bajie and I saw it, our stomachs twitched again.Zhu Bajie seldom saw Chang'e, let alone Yutu's real body. He always thought that Yutu should be a soft and cute little fairy. Now his dream is completely shattered.

Yutu also complained to us about throwing hydrangeas. He came down to earth just to make up for the 81 difficulties.Who made him always bother Chang'e when he was Marshal of the Canopy, but he didn't expect that the little mouse in front also threw the hydrangea, which made him feel very shameless.

I said: "Then you can innovate, such as riding a man on a horse, you sit on the horseback, whichever you get is which."

Brother Monkey: "What's the difference between your behavior and a robber robbing a girl?"

Me: "Actually, as long as you have good looks, no matter if you are a girl or a boy, you will give me a face-saving quilt~"

Zhu Bajie: "I think so too!"

Jade Rabbit: "Bah, Yan dogs!"

Tang Seng taught righteously: "That's right, Bajie, Xinyu, how can you judge the rabbit by its appearance? Be grateful, thank you for taking in the jade rabbit, and we will go when we meet the king tomorrow in exchange for a certificate of customs clearance."

Brother Hou had a smile on his lips: "Master, aren't you also in a hurry to leave?"

Tang Seng: "Ahem, as a teacher, I am afraid that it is not good to disturb for too long!"

Drifting: "Then why doesn't Master dare to look directly at the Jade Rabbit once?"

Zhu Bajie wiped the vomit from his mouth: "Huh! Master doesn't even dare to look at it himself! He still educates me and Xinyu!"

Tang Seng: "Ah, look, the flowers in the yard are so beautiful!"

I smiled kindly: "Xiao Tang, don't change the subject."

After being disturbed by us, Tang Seng bravely looked at the jade rabbit, and then——

"Ugh...vomit!!"

The corners of Yutu's mouth twitched wildly: "Fucking mental retardation, get out of here!"

Get out, or not, and you won't get out until you get the customs clearance document.Yutu hopes that we can go to Lingshan as soon as possible, so that he can go back to heaven to do business.Unfortunately, the king fell ill, and Brother Hou went to treat the king, and it took less than half a month. After hearing this, Yutu wanted to kill the king.

After staying here for a few days, Tang Seng held a Dharma conference and had friendly exchanges with local monks.Drifting happily studied the recipes, fully integrating local characteristics, among which fried pork balls are the most delicious.Xiaobailong's allergy to women has improved a lot, and under the instigation of Zhu Bajie and I, he actively strikes up conversations with girls on the street.

Basically every time he goes back to Yutu's house, Xiaobailong can receive flowers and fruits from many girls.Speaking of which, Zhu Bajie and I really share the same interests. When Brother Hou entered the palace for medical treatment, the two of us worked hand in hand, eating and drinking in the street, and squatting at the entrance of a spacious alley to comment on the appearance of passers-by.

Zhu Bajie: "I think after looking at it, my Cuilan and Chang'e are the best."

I rolled my eyes: "Then these men are not as good-looking as I, Nezha. Speaking of which, I don't know who almost married someone else before."

Zhu Bajie: "Heh, you who are wandering on the verge of breaking up have the right to call me brother."

I smiled grimly: "It's impossible to break up, and it will never be possible."

When Zhu Bajie and I were talking nonsense, a group of children held hands and surrounded them curiously, pointing at Zhu Bajie.It seemed that I really wanted to pet him, so I said immediately: "Come on, come on, Uncle Pig is petting him for free!"

"Brother! You really know how to thank others for their generosity!"

Zhu Bajie's protest was drowned out by the children's laughter. This afternoon, the two of us accompanied the children and taught them how to play with wooden figures and how to catch chickens with eagles.In order to increase the difficulty, Zhu Bajie will be the hen, and I will be the eagle, and I will be blindfolded.

Zhu Bajie really put himself into the game, which can be seen from his behavior of blindfolding my eyes three times.

"Don't use spell perception! Otherwise it's no fun! If you use spells, I'll take them to heaven."

Seeing that I wanted to play tricks, Zhu Bajie immediately reminded me.Look how powerful he is, and he wants to take a group of children to heaven, I'm afraid they will be beaten to death by their parents.

"The big eagle is coming!"

With such a loud roar, I rushed forward.The child laughed and ran away, and could hear the sound of messy footsteps and Zhu Bajie's shouting in a hurry.I can't use spells, and it also restricts Zhu Bajie. I don't care about the head and the tail, and I jumped on the two children in two or three times.

The children who were caught were sent to buy candied haws and pancakes to eat, and they didn't mess around here.

I was gearing up, secretly counting how many children there were.

Zhu Bajie: "You are too good at catching!"

I proudly shook my head: "That's right, I'm coming again!"

Zhu Bajie hurriedly led the chattering children to guard against it. I smiled and ran three times to the left, catching their footsteps with my ears. Suddenly, I made another sharp turn and rushed to the right.Zhu Bajie cried out in panic, and the children also let out a wow.

The sound of footsteps began to be chaotic, and I was secretly proud of myself, jumping over and just pounced.

"Haha! Got it!"

Huh?Why did he suddenly become taller!This is not Bajie!

When the faint fragrance came, my heart trembled, I didn't know whether it was eagerness or fear, and I quickly reached out to remove the three-layered cloth strips wrapped around my face.

A dirty cat with a colorful face, Nezha, suddenly appeared in front of me. I maintained the posture of wrapping one arm around him and holding a cloth strip in the other. I opened and closed my mouth for a long time without a single word coming out of my mouth.I was so ecstatic that I couldn't speak, but I was also troubled. The moment I saw him, I couldn't think of anything. Go fuck it, I want to give him a good hug.

Nezha was a little stunned, as if he had thought of something, he stepped back from my arms at once, and wiped his face with his sleeve a few times, with such force that half of his face turned red.Zhu Bajie had long hid with the children to watch the play. I understood that the exclamation just now was because I saw Nezha coming.

Never mind!

I was so happy that I opened my arms and wanted to hug him, but Nezha avoided it again.

I froze and said aggrievedly: "You are still angry! Tell me, how do you want me to coax you? Make a condition!"

Nezha shook his head quickly.

I was shocked; "The conditions are not open, break up, break up?"

Nezha was confused: "No!"

I continued to feel wronged: "Then why don't you let me hug you?"

"I'm dirty." A look of embarrassment flashed across the boy's face, and then he added calmly, emphasizing: "My face isn't hurt, it's just dirty."

I listened to him in a daze, wondering: "Could it be that you came to find me as soon as you finished the task of subduing demons?"

Nezha: "When I went back, I saw the sachet and lantern you gave me, so I came here."

Me: "Why don't you come back here for nothing? Is it urgent?"

Nezha: "...I'll go back and wash." After speaking, he was about to turn around and fly away.

Me: "Stop!"

Quickly grabbed his wrist, and didn't let go of me this time, no, I couldn't hold back the smile in my heart.

"Say it, come to me in such a hurry, why?"

"Because I miss you all of a sudden."

"Just miss me all of a sudden? I miss you all the time, Brother Li~ Wow——"

I also wanted to take the opportunity to scold him for not thinking enough, so I was hugged tightly by the young man.Now I don't think I'm dirty, thinking so, I raised my arms to hug him back, I really hope that time will stay at this moment forever.

"I will treat you well, don't abandon me."

Buried in my neck, the boy's deep voice came to my ears weakly, and my heart was beating violently.

I couldn't laugh or cry, but I was also heartbroken.

"Who left who? Fool, I can't bear to let you go. From now on, not only should you protect your face, but also your body. Of course, if there is really no way to lose your appearance, I can only accept it. Whether it is good-looking I don't even care about you, you are not good-looking. So, don't be uneasy. "

Originally, I wanted to kiss Nezha, but the group of brats surrounded us, pointing at us and shouting.

"Shame! Shame!"

Well, for the sake of the pure next generation, I still don't kiss, save it for next time~

The author has something to say: little angels!This article on Journey to the West will end at the end of the month!Inadequacies I will work hard to improve!I hope each one improves!Let's make progress together!Life will get better and better! 【Crazy jump on the tree

Two extra articles are tentatively scheduled, one on dog abuse and sugar, and one on red boy Xing you.Yes, Hongbai’s article will be written in the second person, Xiao Honghong is suitable for shame PLAY _(:з」∠)_【Hey