[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

At this moment, I am like a pancake fried in oil, a little anxious and a little tormented.Although the hot spring water makes the limbs smooth and comfortable, I still feel panicked.

There is a natural hot spring on Tianzhu Peak, the sacred mountain outside Tianzhu. Brother Hou cured the king and specially allowed the tourist group to take a bath in the hot spring used by the royal family.It just so happened that the dirty Nezha was pushed and pulled by the big guy.Seeing how enthusiastically they were pulling Nezha away, I felt inexplicably scared, for fear that these old drivers would swallow this little white lotus alive.

The male and female hot springs are separated by half a hill, and there are heavy guards, although these defenses are useless to me.

I was depressed because I was bored. If Nezha was the only one going to the hot springs, I would still be brazen enough to peek there, but everyone in the tour group and Jade Rabbit were there, which completely restricted my evil intentions.

The idea of ​​a mandarin duck bath was completely bankrupt.

With a long sigh, I swam to the edge of the rock and lay down on my stomach. I raised my chin and looked at the moon in the night sky.I don't know what they will say to Nezha, I always feel that it will not be a serious matter.

The more I thought about it, the more curious I became, so I just plunged into the water and took a fancy swim in this empty hot spring pool.Surfacing like a salted fish, I began to think about future problems.If I can't reap some benefits because of system problems, if I want to become a fairy and Nezha together, I can only practice solidly, and then I have to experience the catastrophe, right?

Falling in love with a god is really risking your life.

Taking a bath alone is naturally not as fun as taking a bath with a group of people. After I finished, I waited for more than half an hour, and the group of people came out shoulder to shoulder.Seeing that Zhu Bajie's face was flushed, before he got close, he smelled the aroma of wine.

"Okay! Not only soaking in hot springs, but also drinking, did Xiao Tang drink too!"

Akimbo, staring at them resentfully.

"Master just drank some vegetarian wine. I said you, a poor drinker, still want to control our group of drinkers?"

"whispering sound."

I was just expressing my dissatisfaction with not being taken to play. I precisely targeted Nezha who was walking behind, and I jumped over to tease him.The young man who seemed to be in a fugue was hit by me, and he came back to his senses, and his moist black eyes turned around.Sure enough, it looks good after washing, just like a dusty pearl.Seeing the two of us getting together, Yutu let out another bah, encouraging a group of people to leave first.

"Where's the lotus earring?" Seeing the hole in his round earlobe, I reached out and touched it curiously.

"It's put away."

"Oh! Don't move!"

Gentlemen!It feels so good that it explodes!It would be a mistake to focus only on his earrings, but this plump little flesh is more fun.One hand was not enough to pinch, so I stretched out another hand and played with his two earlobes, pinching and pinching, pressing and kneading with my index finger and thumb from light to heavy.These two or two small meats are really more interesting and addictive.

A certain embarrassing lotus root remained motionless.

"New Jade."

"Wait, touch ten more times! If you don't believe me, count."

"..."

"So soft and cute, I didn't pinch you, did I?"

Nezha wanted to shake his head, but found that both ears were pinched by me, so he replied aloud: "No, but..."

I had already squeezed more than ten times, and I had a great time playing, I just smiled: "What?"

"I itch."

"It's not scratching your nest, why are you itching? Or is this your weakness?" After speaking, I increased the strength in my hand maliciously, and gently pinched it with my nails.

"..."

I don't know if it was because of my rubbing, or because of the bath, the boy's ears were blushing, and his fingertips felt hot.Nezha didn't say anything, but took practical actions to resist.He also raised his hand to imitate my appearance and pinched my earlobe.

"An eye for an eye so quickly." I froze in shock, and retracted my hands to cover my ears. "Tell me quickly, did you whisper a lot in the bath with Brother Hou and the others, and didn't learn anything messy?"

"No."

"Really? Why am I so unbelievable, Monkey Brother Bajie and the others will definitely say something. Are you kidding me?"

"What is it?"

"This, I can't think of it for a while. Could it be that I won't gossip about the two of us?"

"I asked, everyone said you are skinny."

"..." Break up the relationship, why don't you say something nice about me!

"Uh, and, Sun Wukong asked me to call him Brother Monkey."

"What?" I was really scared, maybe I should be glad Brother Monkey didn't let me call him Daddy Monkey?After thinking about it, I couldn't help laughing, "Then you called it? You are always Monkey King long and Sun Wukong short, how can you call me brother?"

"I called, once."

"What makes you so cute." Suddenly I felt that Brother Hou was very good at sex!Hurry up and sign up for a cram school with him, is it too urgent?

"secret."

I thought that according to this master's temperament, he would explain honestly, but I didn't expect him to play a small temper.

"What ulterior things did you say to Brother Monkey! It's too much! I want to listen, I want to listen! It's only been a while, and you will learn to play tricks with Brother Monkey!"

"Don't make trouble."

Grabbing my wrist that was about to pinch his earlobe, my eyes met, and I felt that the atmosphere was great.I stepped on my feet and wanted to kiss Fangze, but he moved first, but he tilted his head and kissed my cheek.

"You want to use a beauty trick to get me out of gossip? Let me tell you, at least a hot tongue kiss will do! Kissing is nothing!"

"..."

Compared with being shameless, why is the crown prince my opponent.But I was suppressed by him for messing around, and dragged away with Huntian Ling, and I didn't take advantage of it at all. Damn it, it's just such a disadvantage.

The next day, the king hosted a banquet in hospitality, successfully stamped the customs clearance document, and sent the tour group out in a hurry.The good news is that Nezha can accompany us all the way to Lingshan. When I heard the news last night, I was so excited that I didn't fall asleep until midnight.

Zhu Bajie complained: "So it depends on you two spreading dog food all the way, I refuse."

Drifting: "I don't know how the stewed pork with lotus root tastes like."

Brother Sha, don't suddenly include Nezha in the recipe!

I assumed the posture of a hen protecting its cubs, and protected the person behind me: "This lotus root belongs to me, and I can only eat it."

Nezha obediently stood behind me without saying a word.

Xiao Bailong: "Xinyu, you have changed, you actually eat alone."

Me: "You have just changed! How pure the little dragon used to be!"

Monkey Brother: "If you have the ability, you can swallow it whole, and I will watch you swallow it."

Tang Seng: "How can such a big one be eaten in one bite, and Xinyu is not a snake demon."

So, are you guys really talking about what to eat?

Noisily arguing with everyone, it seems that I have become the object of ridicule, just because I am out of the ranks of single dogs, are you treating me like this?

But one advantage of this is that when I was sprayed hard, I pretended to be sad and huddled in Nezha's arms and ate tofu.Usually at this time, I will be sprayed with dog blood by the team, but Nezha will make me feel good, so I am happy to smack and slap dog food.

When staying overnight at night, Nezha and I cannot share a room, not even next door, because everyone is worried that I will do something to this great god.

Well, they are right, fireproof, theftproof and new jade.

In the autumn of this year, we finally came to Leiyin Temple.

The Tathagata summoned us, and I immediately saw Jin Zha beside him, holding a cold wind, elegant like the breeze and bright moon.Fortunately again, it was Nezha that I had my eye on.I thought I would be stopped by the Bodhisattvas at the gate, but I followed Brother Monkey and the others to the Tathagata without hindrance, and even the little donkey came in.

As soon as Guanyin opened his mouth, he sprayed my little tail, hey, give me some face in front of the Buddha!

After some pleasantries first, I knelt down next to Brother Monkey tremblingly, and Nezha was already standing aside at this time.My heart was pounding nervously, I had already prepared for the worst, but I just re-cultivated to cross the catastrophe.Just after the commercial bragging was over, Tathagata began to reward meritorious deeds, starting from Tang Seng to the little donkey.

Congratulations to the little donkey, who has become Tang Seng's imperial mount. Now he is a beast donkey, and he is also the pride of the donkey family.

Finally, the Tathagata's eyes fell on me. At this moment, my back was straight and I was under a lot of pressure.

The Tathagata was meditating, and other Bodhisattvas were also focusing their eyes on me. This feeling of public punishment was really hard to bear.Suddenly, Nezha knelt down beside me, and he and Brother Hou spoke together.

"Also ask the Buddha to be merciful."

"Buddha, the ugly girl has come all the way to the west, and she gets half of the credit for her hard work. She can't be more pitiful than a donkey."

Brother Monkey, you are my dear Brother Monkey.

Avalokitesvara: "Sanzang brought the donkey himself, she's okay."

Brother Monkey: "I brought it."

Tang Seng: "Without her, my little monk would have been eaten by the swamp monster long ago."

Guanyin: "Without her, the gods who secretly protect you will save you."

Zhu Bajie: "Bodhisattva, you can't say that. When it was difficult to recruit a relative, you still urged the third prince to come down to the earth to test her. Isn't that the meaning of counting her properly?"

Guanyin: "..."

Drifting: "To be a Bodhisattva, you have to be trustworthy."

Little White Dragon nodded frantically.

Unexpectedly, she would be teased by the tour group, Guanyin rolled her eyes and pretended to look at the scenery.

Tathagata seemed to think for a while, and finally decided to ask me: "What do you want?"

My first reaction was: "Restore the memory of Nezha!"

"That won't work."

After a second of disappointment, I immediately cheered up: "Become a fairy!"

"Row."

He readily made me doubt Shi Sheng, and Tathagata wrote a letter to the Jade Emperor, saying that he would find me a job there, so that I would not be directly promoted to heaven.

Yes, everything went that smoothly.

When I was pulled up from the ground by Nezha ignorantly, I still felt like I was dreaming.What we should do now is to go to the Heavenly Court and send the Tathagata's letter to the Jade Emperor so that my name will be determined.As for the matter of transporting the scriptures back to Chang'an, Tang Seng said that it's okay to take it easy.

When Ne Zha took me to heaven, I secretly asked him.

"Are you worried that I will be rejected by the Immortals and Buddhas, so you accompany me all the way? After all, I was not appointed to learn Buddhist scriptures from the West."

"Don't worry, I'm very strong! Even if I don't have any merits, I will still practice hard, and I will come to heaven to find you after the catastrophe!"

"Tsk tsk, I am so infatuated, I will be moved by myself~"

In response to my chatter, Nezha responded with an idiot.

He must have been spoiled by brother monkey.

After seeing the Buddha, he came to see the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor, whose eyelids twitched when he saw Brother Monkey, adjusted his sitting posture and put on a serious look.I saw many old acquaintances in the heavenly court, and even Zixia was waiting under the first seat, looking very well-behaved.Brother Hou greeted these old friends generously, without the embarrassment of making trouble in Tiangong for a long time.

Tang Seng obediently handed over the letter, and the Jade Emperor read it with a look of embarrassment on his face, and said that he could grant me the status of Lingyu Fairy and give me a Jade Spirit Palace.However, for those who want to practice and study, the period of study is 500 years.

As soon as his expression was wrong, Brother Hou and Nezha stood in front of me and began to bargain.

Li Tianwang wanted to pull his precious son to stop blindly joining together, but he didn't get married.Everyone in the tour group is very brave now, so they can help me apply for a reduction in the inspection period.The employees in the system present here stared at our fancy talkers in amazement, and Xiao Taibai, who has always been eloquent, was dumbfounded.

As a result, Erlang God, Taishang Laojun, Twelve Stars, and Clairvoyance also came to participate, and the Jade Emperor said that he didn't really want to talk to us.

In the end, my period of investigation was reduced to 250 years, and I think the Jade Emperor is genuine leather.

But compared to my original idea, the result now is very good.Solemnly bow to these fairy compatriots who helped me, I will definitely work hard after becoming a colleague!

I also thanked the tour group obediently, no matter what happens in the future, we will always be members of the group!

Then there is Brother Monkey, who is so familiar, he has been through the wind and rain all the way, and he has already passed the level of saying thank you. It seems that a look is enough to express my mood.

Finally, I walked up to Nezha and held his hand.

"I want to send the scriptures back to Chang'an with everyone, so that it will be considered complete, but it may take a while."

"I'm waiting for you."

"So cute! Give my sister a kiss!"

"..."

"Why, it's cool to call you brother, but you don't say anything when you call brother?"

"Who is your brother?"

"It's not my younger brother, nor my elder brother, that's my little husband!"

"Ah."

Then, all my surprises were sealed by the young man's lips, and I couldn't feel anything except the fiery kiss.

The author has something to say: Small theater - bath time for men

Brother Monkey touched his head to kill: Nezha, you should call me Brother Monkey anyway.

Tang Seng: Wukong, you can't be so rude, quickly take your hands off his head.

Zhu Bajie: Oh, brothers who are taking a bath together, why are you still seeing others like that Master, come here, have a drink.

Then Nezha was poured into a jar.

Monkey Brother is earnest and kind: Ugly girl calls me Brother Monkey, you can call me no matter what, right?

Zhu Bajie: Yes, yes, and call me Brother Pig!

Drifting: And Brother Sha.

Xiao Bailong quickly shook his head: I am also the third prince, you don't need to call me Brother Long!

Nezha: ...【This team is really not a serious team

Brother Monkey: How about this, call me Brother Monkey, just one, and I will help you deal with ugly girls, quarrels and other trivial matters in the future.

Nezha: Brother Monkey.

Tang Seng: I originally sympathized with the third prince, but now I suddenly sympathize with Xinyu.

Monkey Brother: Master, don't be sympathetic. In this situation, if Mu Zha said this to the ugly girl, she would have already shouted, and she would shout in a variety of ways.

Nezha nodded.