[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

"set off!"

As everyone shouted with pride, we loaded up with scriptures and set out on the road proudly.Because the goblins along the way have all been cleaned up, the return journey is really sightseeing. The weather is so calm that I can write a travel guide and graffiti landscape paintings.

"Look, Xinyu, brother Zhu, is my posture handsome? Draw me a picture quickly. I can show Chang'e and Cuilan then!"

With a big belly, he ran to a tree with a crooked neck in front of him. Zhu Bajie supported the branch with one hand, and lifted his hat with the other, revealing his shabby forehead with a few tufts of hair.I just drew a villain for Brother Hou, and when I saw this guy making a pose, I was about to spit out my tongue.

It's better not to break the delicate pig boy's heart, after all, Zhu Bajie has been inexplicably excited since his return trip, probably because he thought he was happy to see Cuilan.

I silently took out a pen and paper and began to make a draft. Brother Hou is not as soft-hearted as I am. He jumped onto the crooked tree with a vicious smile and said, "Idiot, who gave you the confidence to pose like this?"

"That's better than a skinny monkey like you. My body is amazing. Lao Sha, don't you think so?"

"Must, Second Senior Brother."

Drifting monk who responded immediately.

As long as the meat quality of Zhu Bajie is discussed, Drifting's response will be particularly quick and enthusiastic.

"Then pickle it and give it to me as an appetizer?"

"Go away, stinky monkey! Don't bother me, Xinyu can't draw well!"

"Second senior brother is fine, Xinyu doesn't mind your messing around at all, after all, she has already beautified you like Erlang God." Xiao Bailong, who was beside me, reminded me happily.

"The poor monk thinks that Bajie in this painting can look suave and suave with a fan, yes, the eyes can be more attractive."

Tang Seng also came over and began to make suggestions. Zhu Bajie heard everyone's chattering discussion, and immediately rushed to me to grab the painting, and then tore the drawing paper into pieces.

Zhu Bajie: "This is all about Yang Jian! If you have such a good memory, why don't you draw your Nezha!"

When I heard this, my eyes lit up, and I immediately took out a sewn booklet from my arms like offering a treasure, on which were various Nezhas I had written silently.Originally, I wanted to show off to everyone in the tour group, but I didn’t have the opportunity. Now that Zhu Bajie started it, I will naturally be all kinds of Amway.

"Look, this booklet is full of pictures! How good is it? Turning the pages quickly like this can create a moving effect! Am I amazing? Am I handsome?" Like me who sells insurance .

Brother Monkey: "Yes, yes, yes."

Drifting: "Like it."

Little White Dragon: "Great!"

Zhu Bajie: "...just pretend I didn't say it."

Tang Seng: "Xinyu must have been waiting for this moment for a long time, everyone should show some face and respond enthusiastically."

Me: "Hello!"

When passing by Jinping Mansion this time, Banyin and Pichen prepared a lot of food for everyone to go on the road, it seems that this girl really started again.Zhu Bajie felt that Pichen had a great chance of becoming a leader, so he talked with him about the strategy for a night with great enthusiasm, but the problem was that Pichen still believed it.

Waving goodbye to the day, Zhu Bajie solemnly patted him on the shoulder, his eyes conveying the friendship between pigs and rhinos.We all said we didn't understand very well.

Afterwards, they passed through Yuhua State, and naturally they were treated grandly by the First Prince. The little princess still had red eyes when she saw the little white dragon. It seemed that there was no way to forget him in a short time.Xiao Bailong didn't dare to say anything, for fear that it would only increase her sorrow.I had a really good time getting along with the eldest prince, and gave us a bunch of food and clothing when we were on the road.

We just followed the original route and returned. When passing by the place where the disaster happened before, we couldn't help complaining.Originally thought that when we arrived at the border of the Bhikkhu Kingdom, we would meet Liu Er, the monkey winner, but the land said that the whole family had gone on a trip.But Zhu Bajie and I were so jealous, Brother Hou actually felt a little sorry, after all, his hands were itchy and he wanted to fight.

When we passed the Zhuzi Kingdom, we didn't dare to stay in the palace. After exchanging documents, we hurriedly slipped away. We really didn't dare to face the king's tearful eyes.It is estimated that after seeing us, he will think of Jin Shengniang instead.

In the same way, the Hydra couple who often quarreled really didn't quarrel anymore, they were like glue, and the dog food was much more powerful than me.This time we harvested a lot of river fresh snacks, Tang Seng didn't eat a bite, most of them were solved by Zhu Bajie.Our team has never worried about waste, after all, there is a professional foodie here.

I still saw Sister Shejing, she got along very happily with the villagers, and I stayed in the town for a few days, and I gossiped with her every day.She seemed a little surprised when she learned about me and Nezha, but she wasn't particularly shocked.Her explanation for this is: Heaven pays off.

What the hell!

After wandering for a year and a half, we saw that we were getting closer and closer to the country of daughters. Compared with Zhu Bajie's restless heart, we were all more worried that Tang Seng would be hurt by the scene.

Tang Seng arranged his outfit seriously, held his Zen stick, and asked us: "How does the teacher look now?"

Brother Monkey: "The most handsome monk."

Me: "The number one beautiful monk."

Zhu Bajie: "The number one showy monk."

Drifting: "The number one handsome monk."

Xiao Bailong: "You have run out of words! It's too much!"

Tang Seng: "Xiaolong, don't exaggerate. As a teacher, I know how handsome and extraordinary I am, and I have sinned."

Everyone: "..."

Monkey Brother: "Master, do you really not want to take a detour? Otherwise, you hide, and I will stamp your document."

Tang Seng: "It seems that I still can't let go, not good."

Brother Hou squinted: "Then you put it down?"

Tang Seng: "Amitabha, whether to let go or not to let go."

Brother Monkey: "..."

Maybe we were all worried in vain, and once again stepped into the palace of the daughter country to meet Her Majesty the Queen.The queen is still the emperor aloft, and she has not had a relationship with the Ruyi Zhenxian who is infatuated with each other. The harem is large and empty, and the throne seems to be reserved for only one person forever.After a few years, when she and Tang Seng saw each other politely, they talked frankly and told each other about their experiences in the past few years.Sometimes it sounds like both of them have let go, and sometimes it feels like they have reached a higher level.

Every move, every frown and smile, are natural and sincere.

We tacitly did not urge Tang Seng to go on the road, and stayed in the daughter country for three months.During this short period of time, Tang Seng talked about Buddhism with the queen, and the queen talked with him about governing the country, and occasionally talked about some interesting things in life.

It's just that there is no banquet in the world that lasts forever, and we finally embarked on the road to the east.This time, the queen graciously accompanied her off, instead of standing alone on the city gate looking into the distance.Originally, he also wanted to meet True Immortal Ruyi, but unfortunately, he went out to roam, maybe he also looked away?

One thing to be happy about is that the fire in the Huoyan Mountain was completely extinguished. I think the bull demon king's family had cleaned up the mess at that time?

In the second winter, we crossed the Tongtian River and walked for another month. When we reached Haoshan, I was stunned.Haoshan was formerly Honghaier's site, and it stands to reason that no one would take care of it after he left, but thousands of little demons gathered outside the cave, and the one sitting on the head with their legs crossed was either Honghaier or a ghost!

The burn marks on the back of his hand had long since dissipated, but when he saw someone else, he felt inexplicably painful.

The tourist group, who thought they were hallucinating, rubbed their eyes together, and Hong Haier provoked an evil smile, "Even if I rubbed my eyeballs, I'm sitting here too."

Me: "Why! You were fired? But you're still wearing a golden hoop."

Monkey Brother: "The Bodhisattva finally doesn't want to raise cattle."

Zhu Bajie: "It seems that the food in Nanhai is not very good."

Drifting: "The grass in the mountains is still delicious."

Xiao Bailong: "Are we going to pay tribute grass?"

Tang Seng: "It may be like this. I still work and clock in at the Bodhisattva, but I also have a part-time job as the King of Haoshan."

Red Boy: "..."

The red boy who didn't like us very much snapped his fingers, and the little demons behind him rushed towards us in a well-trained manner.Brother Hou, who thought the fight was about to start, was inexplicably excited, and took out the golden cudgel to stretch his muscles and bones, but the group of little monsters took out a bunch of delicious and fun food from behind and handed it to us.

Little demons: "Boss, please enjoy!"

tour group:"???"

Red Boy: "It's just a farewell party, don't suffer from paranoia."

Facts have proved that we really have the heart of a villain. Now, as Tang Seng said, Honghaier is now a part-time King of the Mountain and manages the land and demons here, which can be regarded as a kind of restraint.We sailed through Eight Hundred Miles Mountain safely, and before we left, Red Boy called me.

"New Jade."

"what's up?"

"Actually, there are many women who are prettier than you. I must have been poisonous before."

"Go away!"

Even though he scolded him like that, he felt inexplicably relaxed.

Later, when we arrived at Baoxiang Kingdom, there was good news that Baihuashou became the king of Baoxiang Kingdom.And he finally found the queen, a completely different type of woman from the yellow robe.In this regard, we have nothing to say except blessings. He is lucky to have a capable queen and a peaceful country.

How can there be so many perfections in the world, Rao Nezha and I are also missing a memory worth cherishing.

In the anticipation of Zhu Bajie, we finally arrived at Gao Laozhuang.But Gao Cuilan remarried.

This result is normal, but some people prefer to hold a little delusional.Cuilan's husband is not a big shot, just an ordinary person, honest, honest and hardworking, he can be said to be a copy of Zhu Bajie when he pretended to be a human being.Zhu Bajie wanted to gnaw on the other party right now, but held back.

Cuilan also gave birth to two children, which make up a good character. The children like to pat Zhu Bajie's belly and pull his ears.When entertaining us, Cuilan no longer looked like a delicate little girl, but a mature and gentle woman, and she was very polite to Zhu Bajie.

On this day, we all tacitly didn't complain about Zhu Bajie, but Zhu Bajie didn't say anything, just ate and drank heavily.

Tang Seng: "I understand."

Brother Monkey: "...Then do I want to comfort Master or that idiot?"

Me: "Double comfort, no price increase for more quantity."

Drifting: "You used to be one of the people who needed to be comforted, sister."

I:"……"

Xiao Bailong: "I think the second senior brother is the worst."

Say nothing, hug our little piggy.Afterwards, we continued eastward and encountered some small waves on the road, but compared to the problems during the westward journey, these were nothing to worry about.

After three years, the tourist group returned to Chang'an, and was warmly welcomed by the Emperor Tang, and the whole country celebrated with joy.

After completing this step, we all looked at each other and smiled, feeling that we can become Buddhas and immortals with peace of mind.

Tang Seng hugged Monkey Brother: "Wukong, I am so touched by the teacher that I want to cry."

Although Monkey Brother disliked it, he didn't push it away: "I've already cried aloud, good luck."

Zhu Bajie: "I'm going to find sister Chang'e, I've got rid of my identity as a pig demon!"

Me: "Become a Buddhist pig."

Drifting: "The essence is still a pig."

Xiao Bailong: "I always thought it was a miracle that the third senior brother was not beaten to death by the second senior brother."

Tang Seng: "What are you going to do in the future? Let alone Xinyu, it's just spreading dog food."

Me: "...at least give me the right to speak!"

Zhu Bajie: "You should eat and drink."

Brother Monkey: "Go back to Huaguo Mountain and continue surfing."

Xiao Bailong: "Go to work honestly, my father will be very happy to know that my merits and virtues have been completed."

Drifting: "Promote the pork recipe."

Me: "Brother Monkey, I still want to go to Huaguo Mountain! I'm still the second king!"

Monkey Brother: "Aren't you going to your Jade Spirit Palace, and running here to take a seat?"

Me: "You can't deprive me of my property! I want to take Nezha to go sightseeing~"

Brother Monkey: "Dog food have to be scattered on Huaguo Mountain?"

Me: "Strive to sprinkle all over the four continents~ Let the world be full of love~"

This kind of answer was scorned by the tour group. Well, the object of today's group ridicule is me.

The author has something to say: The finale!There are two more episodes!The flies are caught off guard~