Cultivation of cute calamus girls

What is it, it feels like a foot resting, not a suicide corpse, Ye Songtong thought to himself that he was carrying a water-repellent bead, just like on land, so it shouldn't matter if he used a spell, he squeezed a ball of light to coax it Appeared, finally not in the state of blindness, took a photo under the feet and found a snail shell that looked like something to eat, but it was the size of a fist, the mouth was slanted upwards, the tail was inserted into the bottom of the river, Ye Songtong tsk tsk Surprised, just about to bend down to pick it up to show Weixi, Weixi hugged her happily and kissed her: "My dear, you are amazing!"

Ye Songtong was praised inexplicably: "Huh? Why am I so good."

Weixi pointed to the snail shell: "We've been looking for it for a long time and this is it!"

Ye Songtong took two steps back in surprise: "This is the monster that sucks the boat? Then don't catch it yet."

Wei Xi smiled and shook her head: "No, this is a naturally formed treasure!"

Ye Songtong clapped his hands happily: "Then let's take it back, isn't it the snail girl, she will become a good wife and mother to wash and cook for you at home, warm the bed at night, and her business includes getting married and having children. "

Wei Xi raised her eyebrows: "Is that what you think? Then take it back and ask her to warm your bed. Goodbye!"

Ye Songtong grabbed Wei Xi: "Just kidding, the beautiful legends of the Chinese nation, don't take it seriously, what the hell is this? It's so big that you can make a plate of stir-fried snails."

"I just want to eat it. This is indeed a snail, but you can get smaller if you walk through it."

"What? Let me go, Doraemon's props, that thing went through the tunnel, why did it fall here, take it back and make me smaller, so that I can eat cherries as big as a mountain by myself, I can't even dream I can wake up smiling."

"Three words can't be separated from eating. Let me tell you, this demon spirit must have shrunk and hid now. Let's sneak in and have a look."

Weixi took Ye Songtong's hand and squatted down to find the mouth of the snail. When he reached in a little bit, the two of them were sucked in. The inside of the snail was more like a natural cave, except that there were no stalactites. It’s also a bit like a tunnel. There is a green luminous body on the wall of the snail, so the inside is not dark at all. The conclusion of the mutated glowing moss.

The snail has a big mouth and a small tail. The more you walk in, the more you feel that the space is getting smaller, but they didn't feel this way after walking for more than ten minutes. The light that appeared was estimated to be only a few millimeters in size when it was initially judged that the two people might have come out of the snail tail.

Walking out of the snail, Ye Songtong stared at him speechlessly. The bottom of the river here has been hollowed out and fixed with something. The top is painted with something blue and glowing, imitating the blue sky outside, and it is still floating in the water. There were so many glowing and transparent dumplings. Ye Songtong caught one and observed it. He thought it was an unknown species of jellyfish, but it was not. It was just bubbles emitting white light. Based on the principle of not wasting the masses, Ye Songtong Song Tong grabbed a lot and put them in the gourd.There is still a palace in front of which the painting style has obviously changed, and Weixi has not spoken for a long time, what is this?Dragon Palace?

Sure enough, in the future, with this snail, I can buy a three-dimensional jigsaw puzzle for a villa. After the puzzle is completed, it becomes smaller and you can live in it and enjoy the feeling of a local tyrant.

Ye Songtong thinks that the Dragon Palace in "Journey to the West" is not so vulgar. The gold color of local tyrants, the antique building, a large platform is built in front of the palace, and the big platform is engraved with a flying phoenix. Behind the platform are thousands of steps leading directly to it. In the main hall, there are Panlong columns on both sides, and there is a whole piece of white jade in the middle of the steps as the central axis, engraved with the nine sons of the dragon. Although the white jade looks very big now, it may be the size of a thumb when it grows bigger. , but it is quite powerful to make such a palace at the bottom of the river.

The palace is surrounded by corridors and you can't see the inside. Weixi and Ye Songtong are too lazy to walk such a long step. Weixi took her and flew directly to the top. There are two monsters squatting on both sides of the gate. Ye Songtong watched it for a long time. After figuring out what it was, like a lion with shark fins, he simply ignored it, the golden door was closed tightly, and there was no movement after pushing it a few times, Wei Xi's patience was completely exhausted, and he brought Ye Songtong again Corridor jumped in.

The place where we settled was a sand mining ship. It turned out that the ships that disappeared these days were all thrown in the yard in front of the palace. Finally, something came out of the palace when they heard the sound. Ye Songtong and Wei Xiqi Qi turned his head to look at the head that got out, but the two of them were not startled, the thing that got out seemed to be quite frightened, and closed the door again.

Ye Songtong asked Weixi with a funny face: "Did you see anything?"

Wei Xi shook his head: "It seems to be a human head, is there any middle-aged uncle with a bald head?"

As soon as the voice finished, the door was opened again: "You are only a middle-aged uncle, and your whole family is a middle-aged uncle!"

Weixi took this opportunity to jump over and kick the uncle's face into the hall, opened the door and beckoned Ye Songtong to go in together.

Seeing the scene inside, Ye Songtong finally understands what gold and jade look like on the outside. Inside, the outside is magnificent and golden, but there is nothing inside, not even a solemn and luxurious seat. The animal's fur was white, and the limbs of the leftovers were thrown everywhere. There were bones and flesh, and a large piece of the white fur was dyed deep red. The smell of blood rushed straight to the nose.The monster kicked down by Wei Xi shivered on the ground. It had the body of a fish and the head of a human. Anyway, it looked weird, as if a bald man had been attached to the fish alive.

The bald fish cried and begged for mercy in fear: "The two great immortals should bypass the little one, and the little one will never dare to do evil again."

Ye Songtong was afraid that he would accidentally guess whose corpse it was, so he retreated behind Weixi: "Tell me what you are first, you look so ugly, have you become obsessed with cultivation and walking, why only the head has changed."

The bald-headed fish nodded and bowed: "The young one is Chi Chi, who has practiced for 98 years. The small one doesn't just change its head, it's just like this when it's born."

Wei Xi looked at it with pity: "You are the ugliest Chi Chi I have ever seen, and you can't blame us for not recognizing it, other Chi Chi's heads are cute and beautiful, you were born by your mother Did you take the wrong medicine at the right time?"

The bald fish didn't dare to reply when he said this: "It was because I was too ugly that I was rejected by the family and even bullied me repeatedly. I left Yingshui in a rage and stole the family's treasures The baby is the snail that can make people bigger and smaller, so I ran away desperately with it, and I came to this place by swimming upstream and downstream for a long time."

Ye Songtong put his hips on his hips and asked, "Then you just have to cultivate yourself, maybe someone will sign a contract with you and practice together!"

The bald fish was sobbing to answer the question, but when he heard this, he wailed again: "It's not that I haven't been summoned before. That person thought I was too ugly and unilaterally would rather not practice than want me. I had no choice but to come back by myself." .”

Ye Songtong and Weixi shook their heads together, feeling so pitiful.

Weixi held back her smile for a while and then said with a cold face, "Then you can't just start eating people!"

The bald fish bowed his head: "I have no choice. At the beginning, I was afraid that people from my family would find me. I also devoted myself to cultivation at the beginning, but ever since even that person refused to practice with me, I swore that I must quickly complete the cultivation. The human body changes one's appearance. People here often commit suicide and jump into the river. When I see it, I drag the corpse back and eat it. As a result, my cultivation level has increased a lot. Since then, I have often checked to see if anyone committed suicide. But the good times don't last long, now that a patrol team has been set up on the river, and those who fell into the water have been rescued by them, I really have no choice but to drag those boats down."

Poor people must have something to hate. The bald fish has been treated unfairly just because of its ugliness. This kind of phenomenon often exists in human society. Although Ye Songtong pities it, he can't let it go. This time I also brought a container to catch it, the box of yogurt with big fruit yogurt was not thrown away yesterday, it happened to get bigger and I took it in, Ye Songtong still has a question at the end: "How did you get this palace? "

When the bald fish raised its head proudly, it paid too much attention to this palace: "I collected all the gold rings, jade, etc. from those who committed suicide, and melted them bit by bit. Dot built."

Now there was no doubt, Ye Songtong tied up the bald head tightly with fairy rope, the two of them walked out of the snail and changed back to their original appearance, Ye Songtong summoned a ball of light to illuminate, took a small Stick carefully dug out the whole palace and the sand at the bottom of the river, put them into a yogurt box, and pasted a seal on it to complete the job.

I thought this snail was a treasure without an owner, but now I know it is the treasure of the Yingshui Chichi family. Now I have to give it back to others. If I want to steal it, I can’t do it. Anyway, go ashore first, and plan to catch it before dawn. To solve this matter, but I didn't expect to be shocked and wasted a lot of time. If I just come out of the water like this, those who do morning exercises by the river will not be scared to death, and they can't stay in the water and wait for the sky. Hei, that starved to death, and finally Weixi took Ye Songtong to the Hanjing Ferry. There were many people going to work and school on the cruise ship in the morning, and many people even rode electric cars on the ferry. The two of them sneaked onto the ferry from the stern. Go up, pretending to be an ordinary girl who wants to watch the scenery on the river by stepping over the railing, but the staff sends