Cultivation of cute calamus girls

After a lecture, he returned to the cabin on the first floor smoothly.

Wei Xi said to Ye Songtong with emotion: "Actually, you don't know what Chi Chi's head looks like when he is born, and what he looks like when he cultivates into a human body, so he will always look like a middle-aged bald uncle."

Ye Songtong sighed: "It's such a tragic story. Those who heard it were sad and those who heard it shed tears, but now that technology is so advanced, he can go to Bangzi Country to receive plastic surgery, and he can ask someone to help him shape it."

Wei Xi shook her head: "I never had the nerve to tell you that this red chinchilla is female."

"Hey??? Then I can only go to Thailand."

61. On Qingqiu Mountain, Nine-Tailed Fox

Ye Songtong called the teacher of the hospital office and explained the situation on their side in detail. The teacher expressed embarrassingly that she still hoped that she could follow up on this matter, solve this matter thoroughly, and put the dog The snail was returned to the Chichi clan, and the corresponding reward was that Ye Songtong would be officially allowed to adopt a little devil in the school's biology room.

Now Ye Songtong was in a bit of a dilemma, she would have been so happy to die before this incident, the government allowed to raise a kid!That means that from now on, there will be another layer of protection in the battle, and you can also improve your own strength, but if you fight, I won't tell you what to do if you absorb the kid, but let's agree first and then talk about the next thing.

In ancient times, Qingqiu State was in the area where Henan and Shandong are now handed over. There was a township called Futian Township. The teacher sent her the detailed address. I am sorry to say that the Chiqi clan is so arrogant that they are going to die. In Yingshui, we have a family of our own, so we had to go by ourselves.

In fact, Ye Songtong is still very willing to go. The birthplace of Yingshui is Qingqiu Mountain, which is the territory of the nine-tailed fox. If you are lucky, you may meet a beautiful, enchanting or handsome and feminine vixen. It would be nice to be hooked up. I think I want to be happy.

After buying tickets for the afternoon, the two of them rushed to SQ City in the eastern part of the Central Plains. They did not stop here and took a bus to Futian Township. However, Qingqiu Mountain is not located in Futian Township, but behind Futian Township. In the big mountain, there is a small valley in the mountain that is impacted by the Yingshui. It is said that the Chiqi clan lives in the valley under Qingqiu Mountain.

After a day of running around, the two found a farmer who gave them some money and took a break. Every household in this village would make a kind of meat pie. The half-cooked and half-hot noodles were wrapped with meat stuffing and rolled out thinly, and then lightly oiled. Once fried, the delicious Ye Songtong ate more than a dozen in a row. Because this kind of pie can be made here and is authentic, many people come here to taste it, and many people in the village also go out to bring Tomita pie to all over the country.

The children of the host family all went to the big cities to develop. The old couple planted dozens of acres of land and lived a very nourishing life. In addition, the children are also filial. The second floor of the old couple is very modern, with a 47-inch There are big TVs, desktop computers and flush toilets. The whole town uses biogas, and you can take a bath with hot water at any time. You don’t need to boil water in a big pot to take a bath. After a warm dinner, Ye Songtong and Weixi went to bed early. Yes, I have to drive a lot tomorrow. From the map, the straight-line distance is only tens of kilometers to less than a hundred kilometers. The two of them are not helicopters, and Wei Xi is not a superman who can fly continuously. How to get there tomorrow is still a question. Big problem.

Early the next morning, Ye Songtong got up by himself at dawn, standing in the small courtyard of the farmhouse, teasing the owner's big yellow dog, and feeding the big yellow dog beef jerky. The big yellow dog ignored her, and the old lady came out to feed the chicken Seeing it, the big yellow dog swallowed the beef jerky after saying something in dialect.

After packing up, Weixi saw this scene and said with a smile: "We will live in this kind of country from now on, you see, it's not far from the town, it's convenient to buy anything, there's broadband, and you can raise one just listen to me A dog with two words will live like this forever."

Ye Songtong straightened up and smiled brilliantly: "We can just take care of the long guard. Every day you go to farm to feed chickens, ducks and pigs, I will be responsible for moving a chair in the yard to bask in the sun and watch you work. "

The grandfather saw that Ye Songtong liked to eat their pies yesterday, so he made more than 20 of them early in the morning and put them on for the two of them to eat when they were playing. , my grandfather would cheat me, look at his grandfather, at this moment, Grandpa Ye who was far away in Huashan sneezed loudly, Wang Daochang urged him to play chess quickly.

Wei Xi held the map for a long time, and finally decided to jump and walk during the day and fly at night. He expected to reach the destination at night. Ye Songtong didn't understand what jumping and walking meant, so he followed Wei Xi into the mountain foolishly. Weixi took off her coat and threw all her things into the gourd, and asked Ye Songtong to put it in too, and then let her hug her like a koala , hugged her tightly with her left hand, then Weixi nodded in satisfaction, raised her right hand, and a slender calamus leaf flew out and tied it to a branch. , swinging higher and higher, at the right time, Wei Xi let go of this branch, and tied the next one, just like Tarzan of the ape, shuttling through the mountains.

Ye Songtong was stunned by this so-called way of jumping, and his face was full of disbelief: "Xiao Xixi, you are not jumping, you are swinging!"

Weixi focused on picking a suitable tree, and answered vaguely: "Really? Anyway, it's fast and saves effort. If you are tired, you can change your posture and hug me. The main reason is that you stand in front of me like this. Otherwise, I took off my coat and it's a bit cold."

Ye Songtong was speechless: "Honey, are you sure you love me?"

The trees here are not too tall but very dense. Weixi said it was easy but it took a lot of work to do it in practice. Sometimes you have to kick your feet to avoid being hit by the trees when swinging. During the break at noon, Ye Songtong said that she was unwilling to adopt this method anymore, so she just hung up to enjoy it, but Weixi was so tired that she would feel distressed even if Weixi didn't say anything, at worst, she would come back the next day The destination doesn't matter either.

In the afternoon, Ye Songtong said that he didn't want to be a koala any more, and why did he fight so hard if he wasn't in a hurry, Wei Xi was lectured and made circles of grievances: "I want to end it sooner and let you raise a kid! The sooner you can train compatibility, the better, if it is a mischievous master, you will be angry!"

Ye Songtong tugged at her ear: "Why do I listen to you? This kid is the same as our two children. Do you want us to educate it well and send it to college?"

Wei Xi was so teased that she couldn't straighten up, she accepted Ye Songtong's suggestion, and put on a magic amulet, so that she didn't consume much spiritual power, and had a good night's sleep before going on her way the next day.

When it was dark, the two of them found a relatively flat land to camp and settle down. Ye Songtong took advantage of Weixi to find some fresh game, such as little hares, and ate the pie that the grandfather gave him in the morning, and put it in a gourd. It was good, and it was still steaming, so when Weixi came back with the wild boar he caught, he found that Ye Songtong was full.

Ye Songtong looked at the black-haired pig that was dragged back in surprise: "What did you do in just a while!"

Weixi sat down and drank a big mouthful of water: "I should ask you this, and you will eat alone behind my back in just a while!"

"It's pitch black in the middle of the night, who knew you could bring back such a big pig!" Ye Songtong pointed at the wild boar to change the subject.

Weixi raised her head proudly: "I don't even look at who I am, it's funny, even if you want to eat dinosaur meat, I can get it for you!"

Ye Songtong pursed his lips and blinked: "I want to eat dinosaur meat."

"It's just an analogy, I want to roast this pork into delicious pork jerky!"

"I want to eat, too!"

The two continued on their way the next day, but Ye Songtong still refused the koala way, stuck on a talisman and continued on their way, and finally arrived at Qingqiu country before noon.

Qingqiu country is a special place headed by the nine-tailed fox group that is different from the common world. After thousands of years, no one dared to offend here. Wanting to crusade here, the Nine-Tailed Fox family only dispatched less than ten spirit foxes to wipe out a regiment of troops. Since then, there has been an unwritten agreement that humans will not disturb them, nor will they. will enter the world.

The two of them followed a river to the entrance of a flat valley, where a two-meter green stone was engraved with the ancient seal Qingqiu.Ye Songtong took Weixi to stand in front of the stone to take a selfie, and suddenly found that there was an extra person in the camera, so he turned his head to see who it was in fright, and the phone automatically took a photo when he touched it.

It turned out that standing on the stone was a little spirit fox with waist-length hair, ears and tail. It seemed to be a little fox less than 500 years old, wearing colorful silk-like clothes, It looks cute and cute, and it's hard to tell whether it's a man or a woman. When Ye Songtong and Wei Xi looked at it, the curiosity on their faces immediately turned into arrogance and impatience: "Why do humans come to us! "

This opening revealed her gender, she was a tsundere fox girl.

Weixi also jumped on the rock on a whim and touched the little fox's head: "Look at the person below with a face of [-], she is also my wife. I am not a human being, but I am a calamus spirit. We are both yours according to your age." Sister, it's not like you're underage."

The little fox hid Wei Xi's hand angrily and finally got touched on the head, Ye Songtong was told that Erbai Wu was angry, so he pulled Wei Xi down and pinched her ears, then nodded gently to the little fox: "Hello. "

The little fox tilted his head and forgot the question he was going to ask: "Why are you two mothers together?"