I'm the only one in the world who thinks I'm a substitute

fool's IQ

Ever since meeting Yu Fei, Xia Yinan will not easily get angry with others, for fear of ruining her image.Although Xia Yinan didn't know how much image he still needed to maintain.

But facing Qi Ye, it really made him itchy and wanted to hit someone.He even started to regret that he would have brought a recording pen if he knew earlier, and it would be a good deed every day to reveal Qi Ye's true face to the public!

Coming out of the private restaurant, Xia Yinan was pressed on the passenger seat, and when Yu Fei buckled his seat belt, he was still clenching his fist.

"No, I'll kick him." Xia Yinan wanted to get up from the chair, but was pulled back by the seat belt.

Yu Fei was a little helpless, hugged Xia Yinan and kissed her.

Xia Yinan was confused, is this the time to kiss?

Yu Fei: "Calm down?"

Xia Yinan shook his head, then nodded again: "Brother Yu, Qi Ye is really too good! You pulled me out just now, is it because in your heart, he is more important than me!"

Seeing that Yu Fei didn't speak, Xia Yinan suddenly thought of something, turned out the phone, and found the chat interface between Qi Ye and him from inside.

"Look at the snow and the moon, go to the beach to play, watch the stars..." Xia Yinan read out what Qi Ye showed off to him at that time, even if he knew it was not the case now, Xia Yinan couldn't help being wronged.Thinking of Yu Fei helping Qi Ye and pulling him out of the private room just now, he felt even more wronged: "I knew that in your heart, he is more important than me..."

Xia Yinan read these messages at the time, but never replied, and seemed to be indifferent, but in fact, these things were like a thorn in his heart, which would come out from time to time to stab him.

If it was two days ago, Xia Yinan definitely wouldn't have dared to ask such a question, but he doesn't know where he got the courage.

Once he spoke, he couldn't even stop.

"Brother Yu, you never told me these things. I have no experience, no education, I am not as good as him. I just deserve to be played by you. How can I, a commoner, question you? I should go far away Far……"

Seeing Xia Yinan's energetic appearance and starting to write the script again, Yu Fei was suddenly relieved, at least he was finally a little more lively, so he let Xiao Xia talk nonsense.

However, Xia Yi Nanyue said that the more aggrieved she was, the more she seemed about to cry, Yu Fei felt that this emotion was not right.He stretched out his hand and adjusted the armchair behind Xia Yinan, and after making room, he kissed Xia Yinan amidst Xia Yinan's exclamation.

After Xia Yinan was so kissed that he was dizzy and speechless, Yu Fei asked lightly: "Are you stupid?"

Although it's not good to think about his family's Xiaoxia like this, but after thinking about it, Yu Fei still feels that Qi Ye's success in provoking success cannot be separated from the fact that Xia Yinan is a little fool.As for the things Qi Ye said, if Xiao Xia would ask them out like this, it would not be what it is today.

Xia Yinan was taken aback for a moment, and immediately felt wronged: "Brother, you scolded me because of Qi Ye!"

"..."

Yu Fei:?

"Xiao Xia, this is my first time in a relationship and I don't have much experience, but in fact, I can't wait to tie you to me and not separate for a minute... But we are a society ruled by law, and some things cannot be done. So give me more Trust, want to hear what I say, tell me, where you want to go and do with me, tell me too."

"You are very important in my heart." After Yu Fei finished speaking, seeing Xia Yinan's dazed look, he couldn't help but kiss again.

Yu Fei just felt that no matter how close he was, he wished he could just swallow him up.

But Xia Yinan regained his senses after kissing, he suddenly became excited, put his arms around Yu Fei's neck, rubbing back and forth trying to get a kiss.

The two of them dawdled stickily, kissed for a long time, and both of them squeezed into the same seat.

But the two of them didn't feel crowded, nor did they feel hot.

After the kiss, there is still something to talk about, Yu Fei thought for a while, and said to Xia Yinan: "In the future, if someone sends you this kind of message, just scold you back, if you can't think of words, just tell me, I will help you. But the matter of beating people is not acceptable. , we are a society ruled by law—”

Xia Yinan suddenly interrupted Yu Fei and asked him: "Brother, if it weren't for the rule of law, what would you do to me?"

Yu Fei choked suddenly and didn't answer - there were so many things he wanted to do.

Xia Yinan went through all the sadomasochism novels in his mind, and felt that those things were not like what Yu Fei would do, so he asked uncertainly, "Will I have to cut my kidney?"

Xia Yinan felt that only one kidney was more valuable than his whole body.

But now it is confirmed that Qi Ye is not Bai Yueguang, so there should not be a plot where the bloody double cuts the kidney to save Bai Yueguang.

"..." Yu Fei: "No."

Xia Yinan was relieved, "Oh" for a moment, then thought again: "Brother, you wouldn't hit me, you don't have that hobby of letters!"

Yu Fei really wanted to open Xia Yinan's mind to see what was inside.Why did Xiao Xia listen to the words "a society ruled by law" after I said so much...

It also misinterprets its own meaning.

Yu Fei picked up his cold face and replied coldly: "No, no."

Looking at Yu Fei's cold face, Xia Yinan didn't feel too scared. When he and Yu Fei stole red bayberry together, Yu Fei climbed the tree with a poker face like this.In the past four years of getting along, Xia Yinan knows nothing else, understands Yu Fei's poker face, guessing that Yu Fei is not angry, the accuracy rate can be said to be comparable to Assistant Wang.

Xia Yinan thought well, but Yu Fei didn't want to just expose it, he asked: "Xiao Xia, in your heart, am I the one who can do those things?"

Xia Yinan:?

Brother, you are the one who keeps mentioning this.

"No!" Xia Yinan replied firmly, he originally wanted to fool him, but after watching it, he felt something was wrong.

"Brother, are you angry? I was just trying to make trouble, I shouldn't have misunderstood you like that... I was just asking for fun. "

Yu Fei wanted to continue pretending to be angry with a cold face, but facing Xiao Xia's sudden cautiousness, he couldn't keep cold anymore, so he had to subdue and coax others.

But intellectually, Yu Fei knew that Xiao Xia would continue to misunderstand like this if she didn't speak up.

"Xiao Xia, I said that I want to tie you up. I'm not talking nonsense... That's what I thought." Yu Fei paused before continuing, "I'm actually not as good as you imagined, not just what you said before. That kind of capitalist indifference, I am a very dark person.”

Xia Yinan was startled, he carefully pushed Yu Fei, and tentatively said: "Brother, don't tell me, you are actually a person like Qi Ye, you lied to me about everything before..."

As soon as this idea came up, Xia Yinan panicked.

Before finding out about Qi Ye and his brother, if Brother Yu hadn't found him, he would have no idea what would have happened to him.If a neurotic like myself goes to the streets to kill people, it will really endanger society.Xia Yinan heard from others that a desperate person is not afraid of being in despair all the time, but he is afraid of being extinguished if he has hope.

Xia Yinan felt that Brother Yu now had this hope.

Xia Yinan was really scared.

If he really got to that point, in order not to endanger the society, he might really have to die.

Yu Fei felt that Xia Yinan's breathing rate had changed. He didn't understand what Xiao Xia was thinking, but he immediately realized that something was wrong, and quickly stretched out his hand to pat someone on the back, explaining: "No, no, I didn't lie to you."

"I'm sorry..." Xia Yinan was patted and patted, and the two hugged each other again, Yu Fei coaxed carefully: "I scared you just now."

Xia Yinan shook his head and said no, he was just scared by himself.At this moment Xia Yinan actually wanted to run, anyway, it was not the first time he ran, but Yu Fei hugged him and did not let go.When did Xia Yinan reject Yu Fei, he just let Yu Fei hug him and didn't dare to move.

"Xiao Xia, I realized very early that I like you..." He Ren revealed his heart and analyzed himself, especially when this person was Xia Yinan, Yu Fei also hesitated.

Xia Yinan nodded, brother Yu said that he was his first love, brother Yu said that.

Xia Yinan felt pretty about it for a while.

Seeing Xia Yinan's reaction, Yu Fei knew that Xiao Xia didn't understand, he knew he had to make it clear, otherwise Xiao Xia might continue to misunderstand, he hesitated and said: "When I met you in the hotel and I saved you, I thought you would So if you like me, even if you don't fall in love with me, I'm the one with the best chance. I thought at that time that we would definitely be together..."

"So Xiao Xia, don't indulge me like this. If I want to do something, you may not be able to bear it." Yu Fei felt a little helpless, he stretched out his hand to rub Xia Yinan's broken hair, pulled Xia Yinan's hand to his heart, and said: " There is a monster living here, if you let it out, something will happen."

"..." Xia Yinan was silent for a while, then suddenly giggled, "Hahahaha..."

Saying that, Xia Yinan covered his eyes with his right hand, stretched out the five fingers of his left hand, and recalled the line with his head lowered: "Don't come close to me! There is a black Yanlong sealed here, if he loses control, he will swallow the world! Ah , he's coming out—hahahaha... Brother, are you a second-year-old child? Why, why are you so funny, hahahaha..."

Yu Fei: ...

Yu Fei felt that Xiao Xia's voice was loud, and suddenly wanted Xiao Xia to shut up.And agree with Xia Qing's words, Xiao Xia looks like this, who can find out that he is sick.

Xia Yinan's laughter stopped abruptly, and he was kissed by Yu Fei again, this time not as coaxingly tender as before.Yu Fei practiced it personally, and let Xia Yinan understand what it means to have a monster living in his heart, and something will happen if he releases it.

Xia Yinan was still tied up with a seat belt, and Hun'er had already disappeared early with his pants on.

After a long time, Xia Yinan's eyes finally focused. He looked at the roof of the car and suddenly laughed: "Brother, did you always think that I liked you because you saved me back then?"

Yu Fei, who was regretting that he was too rough and worried that he would scare Xiao Xia away, froze for a moment.

Finally, his IQ came online, Xia Yinan was a little excited after understanding what Yu Fei said just now.

"Let me think about it, Brother Yu, you must have thought about it, if someone else saved me, I would probably fall in love with someone else, right!" Xia Yi Nanyue became more and more excited as she spoke, and wanted to sit up and talk to Yu Fei, but she couldn't help it. He moved his back and chose to lie back on the spot, he chased Yu Fei and asked: "Is that so! You just wanted to say this!"

Xia Yinan's face was asking for praise.

Yu Fei: Although I did think so, I suddenly don't want to admit it.

I'm not smart when I should be smart...