Husbands Are Not Human [Quick Transmigration]

Shen Jie regretted it now, very regretful.

Two hours ago, Lu Hege asked him: "Mr. Shen, how about I take you back?"

Shen Jie waved his hand casually and said, "I'm going to see my father-in-law and mother-in-law, why are you joining in the fun?"

Lu Hege persuaded him kindly: "I checked the route, and there is a section of mountain road that takes nearly an hour."

Ji Jiezhi was also on the scene at the time, and Shen Jie quit at that time, "Are you doubting my driving skills?"

Lu Hege: "..."

Now he finally knew that Lu Hege's worries were not unreasonable.

The mountain road he imagined is a muddy road with potholes, just drive slowly.

The real mountain road is connected by eighteen sharp U-shaped turns, and it is still an uphill road.

Sitting in the co-pilot, Ji Jiezhi felt a little motion sick, so he put on his earphones and peeled an orange, put the peel of the orange under his nose and sniffed lightly twice.

But the feeling of dizziness still hasn't been relieved, and he feels that he needs to lie down for a while, or he will throw up a car later.

"Drive carefully, remember to honk your horn when you encounter a turning." Ji Jiezhi's voice was a little weak, "I'll lie down for a while."

"Why do you want to ring..." Before Shen Jie could finish speaking, there was a sound of "嗙——" and bumped into each other.

A white Volkswagen in front collided with Shen Jie's Maybach at the corner of the mountain road, and Shen Jie was stunned.

Fortunately, the speed of the two cars was not fast, the collision was not too severe, and everyone in the car was fine.

Ji Jiezhi lunged forward and held it back, but didn't spit it out.

He slowed down, sighed, and said, "This is the reason..."

The owner of the Volkswagen came down, a gentle boy wearing glasses, a little short, not as tall as Ji Jie.

Ji Jiezhi unbuttoned his seat belt, "Get out of the car and check the situation."

Originally, the owner of the Volkswagen car had an aggressive look on his face, but when Shen Jie got out of the car, he immediately became timid and shrank his neck, but a woman got out of the co-driver of his car, which made him harden a little bit.

"How do you drive?" The man raised his chin and said to Ji Jiezhi.

Ji Jiezhi, who got out of the car and came back a little, was stunned for a moment, raised his eyebrows in disbelief, and looked at where he got off from.

"Brother, you'd better get a new pair of glasses, this dizzy person can't see clearly the driver's seat and the co-pilot's seat."

The man looked back and forth between Ji Jiezhi and Shen Jie, and finally decided to pick a soft persimmon, "You didn't drive the car, but you won't look at it from the passenger seat?"

Shen Jie strode up to the man, and the man took a step back timidly, "What are you doing? Want to fight? Let me tell you that there is a signal here. If you want to do something, I will call the police!"

The woman is very petite, with cute short hair. She glanced at Shen Jie shyly, pulled at the man's clothes, "Be civilized, and be reasonable."

The man said angrily, "Where am I being unreasonable?"

Shen Jie didn't run towards the man, so he squatted down.I checked the front of the car, got up and said, "It's not a big problem, just the bumper fell off. Go to the 4S store for up to 500, cash or scan the code?"

The man immediately smiled obsequiously, "Brother, the signal is weak, and the code cannot be scanned. Cash is fine."

Shen Jie let out a "hmm" and was about to go back to the car to get his wallet.

Ji Jie's people looked stupid, this is really rich and willful, but no matter how rich he is, it shouldn't be his own and he shouldn't give it.

"Wait." Ji Jiezhi stopped Shen Jie, "However, we shouldn't be solely responsible for this, right?"

The man obviously knew it too, but it seems that the two of them were dressed up brightly, not like people in the mountains betting that they didn't know, so he said without confidence: "Why not?"

"We need to honk the horn to signal when we are turning. We are responsible for not doing so, but it seems that you didn't do so either?" Shen Jie had already taken out his wallet, and Ji Jiezhi pressed it back and glared at him.

The man stiffened his neck and said, "Why didn't you press it? You didn't hear it yourself."

The woman frowned and tugged on the man's clothes, but was pushed away by the man.

Ji Jiezhi shrugged, and said indifferently: "You also said that there is a signal, so call the police and let the police deal with it. Then go to the police station to check the driving recorder together. But let me remind you in advance, our bumpers are not many. A hundred bucks will do the trick.”

The man was obviously scared. He was already hot, and he was frightened. The sweat on his face didn't stop. After thinking about it for two seconds, he withered.

He took two steps forward and came in front of Ji Jiezhi, wanting to pretend to be good brothers and hugged Ji Jiezhi's shoulder, but before his hand touched Ji Jiezhi, Shen Jie opened it. The man was in pain, and his arm immediately turned red up.

Shen Jie was a head taller than the man, condescendingly and contemptuously said: "Stop touching your hands."

The man swallowed hard, smiled and said, "Okay, brother, I was wrong."

"I'm a farmer in the village. After decades of hard work, I finally bought a car. I bought this car with someone else. The bumper broke and I had to repair it. But it's not easy for me to make money, so I was greedy for cheap. You Who would not accept that this brother is proudly taking full responsibility, right?"

"I've never seen your car before, but I can tell it's very expensive. I might not be able to earn a bumper for a few years. You two don't seem to be short of money, and this little brother It’s also not my responsibility, or should we fix our own cars and treat it as a thing of the past?”

Shen Jie turned to Ji Jiezhi and asked for his opinion.

Ji Jiezhi is not unreasonable, Shen Jie's bumper starts at [-] yuan, this person really can't afford it, and it's no fun to spend it.

"Be careful driving next time and remember to honk when turning."

The man bowed his head and nodded with a smile, "Okay! I will definitely keep it in my heart!"

There is no 4S store in the village. Even though it is already noon, a trip back and forth may not be able to arrive home before dark, but there is no way.

As a result, there was no shop that could repair the Maybach when we arrived in the town, so we had to run back to the city and call Lu Hege to ask him to send another car over. It was already ten o'clock in the evening when we arrived in the village.

Fortunately, it hasn't rained in the past few days. The dirt road is dry, and the driving is smooth, but the road is narrow, and there is no way to continue driving before reaching the destination.

There are no street lights in the village, and the front is pitch black, but there is a light more than ten meters away, and a woman is standing there with a flashlight.

The woman saw the lights of the car and looked over, but she was not sure if they were the ones she was waiting for, so she just stood there.

Ji Jie recognized it was his mother at a glance, his facial features were very similar to his mother's, but his mother's eyebrows were much softer than his.

"That's my mother." Ji Jiezhi unbuckled his seat belt and got out of the car.

Ji Jiezhi closed the car door with his thumb wrapped in his palm, squeezed it tightly, took a deep breath and walked towards his mother.

The expression on Zhou Lan's face changed from doubt to surprise, and finally he was at a loss, "Are you back?"

It's hard for Ji Jiezhi to describe his current mood.His mother's skin is tanned, even if she doesn't smile, there are crow's feet at the corners of her eyes, her hands are rough and rough, holding the flashlight and rubbing it constantly, she wants to hug Ji Jiezhi, at least hold his hand, but I think I'm not clean.

"Mom, why are you standing here at night?" One of Ji Jie took her hand, as if touching a piece of old bark, full of wounds and calluses.

Shen Jie also came up and called out politely: "Auntie."

"You are Shen Jie, right?" Zhou Lan smiled, not knowing how to face Shen Jie, she just said to Ji Jiezhi: "Didn't you call in the morning to say that you are coming back by car? The road in the village is narrow, and there is no way out It's open to traffic, I'm afraid you can't find your way, so I said I'll come pick you up."

Ji Jiezhi: "Mom, how could I forget the way? Don't wait next time, it's not safe so late."

Zhou Lan waved her hand, "There's nothing unsafe about this, neighbors and neighbors know it."

Shen Jie said: "Auntie, there are many snakes, insects, rats and ants in summer, and night is their activity time."

"It's okay, I'll pay attention." Zhou Lan pointed to a house on the left whose lights had been turned off, "I told your second uncle that your car will be parked in the front yard of his house, right there. "

Shen Jie: "Okay, Auntie, you two wait for me for a while, I'll park the car."

After Shen Jie left, Zhou Lan asked Ji Jiezhi worriedly: "Is he a big boss?"

Ji Jiezhi nodded, "Yes."

Zhou Lan became even more worried, and continued in a low voice: "Oh, this rich man is unbelievable. Does he really want to marry you? Isn't he lying to you?"

Ji Jiezhi was delighted, "Mom, don't worry. Besides, what can he lie to me? Money but no money, no sex."

"Nonsense, my son is so handsome."

Ji Jiezhi asked, "Is it more handsome than him?"

Zhou Lan obviously paused for two seconds, "...Yes! Who says it can't!"

Ji Jiezhi smiled, knowing that Zhou Lan had the answer in his heart.

When Shen Jie got off the car, he was holding a coat and two flashlights in his hand. He gave the flashlight to Ji Jiezhi and the coat to Zhou Lan.

"Auntie, it's frosty and cold at night, wear it."

Zhou Lan was overwhelmed by the flattery, and hurriedly declined: "Don't, don't, the path is difficult, and your coat will be dirty later."

Shen Jie: "It's okay, just wash it if it's dirty."

Ji Jiezhi also persuaded, "I'll wash it if it's dirty."

Zhou Lan hesitated for a while before putting it on.

Ji Jie's house is on the hillside, and you need to go through three small roads, all the way up.The path is so narrow that only one person can pass, with Zhou Lan in front and Shen Jie in the rear.

While walking, Zhou Lan reminded them to pay attention to their feet and not to step on sheep and cow dung.

It was also the first time for Shen Jie to know that the pile of cow dung was so big that the middle of the road was almost as wide as the road.

Ji Jiezhi turned his head and saw Shen Jiele who was pinching his nose and frowning, and said to him with his mouth: "I told you not to come."

Shen Jie pursed his lips and said, "Pay attention to your feet and watch the road carefully."

Ji Jiezhi turned back with a suppressed smile, and chatted with Zhou Lan again.

"How is Dad?"

Zhou Lan: "Very good."

"That's fine, just watch him more and let him not do heavy work."

Ji Jiezhi's father is a very strong man. After he broke his leg, he didn't want to become a burden to him, and he always insisted on continuing to do farm work. Before, when he came back from the field, his legs were weak and he fell to the bottom of the field. After that, Ji Jiezhi Xiezhi never asked him to do heavy work again, and took on another part-time job.

"I know, your father has sense."

Ji Jiezhi complained, "He's going to be a ghost if he has a sense of propriety. He runs outside all day, so he can't be idle."

Zhou Lan smiled, "The bamboo forest in the back mountain was bought by your uncle, and it was going to be reclaimed into fields. A lot of bamboo was cut and given to us. I shipped it home. Your father is weaving bamboo baskets at home every day now. Hat, no time to go out."

Weaving is just manual work, and it has no effect on the legs, so Ji Jiezhi is relieved.

After walking for half an hour, the three finally arrived home. Ji Jiezhi and Shen Jie were sweating, but fortunately, they didn't encounter anything along the way.