Husbands Are Not Human [Quick Transmigration]

This was the first time Shen Jie hadn't woken up at six o'clock in the morning, and there was no other reason, such as being too tired.

Ji Jie’s house is a wooden house. The structure of the wooden house is different from that of ordinary houses. Generally, it is arranged in a row horizontally and faces south.There are five rooms in total, two bedrooms, one main room and one kitchen. The toilet is next to it, which is a dry toilet in the countryside.

So Shen Jie slept in the same room with Ji Jiezhi last night.

The bed is not big enough to sleep two people, and when you lie down, you have to lie arm to arm.

Although the temperature is low at night, there are no curtains in Ji Jie's House. The room has been exposed to the sun for a whole day and the temperature has not completely faded. The room is like a steamer.

There was only one electric fan in the house, and the two gave it to Zhou Lan and Ji Feng, who fanned themselves with a cattail fan.

Ji Jiezhi felt that the mat was hot from lying down, so he sat up. He knew that Shen Jie hadn't slept yet, and he could still feel the wind from his fan on his arm.

"It's too hot to sleep, let's chat."

Shen Jie also sat up, and the two of them became hotter together, fanning each other from left to right.

Shen Jie glanced out of the window and asked, "How about we go outside and make a bed on the floor?"

Ji Jiezhi: "Are you sure? There are a lot of mosquitoes at night. After a night's sleep, I can't find a place without a bag when I wake up the next day."

Shen Jie moved as soon as he said, and said while getting up: "It's not a big problem, put two more coils of mosquito coils, and spray some mosquito repellent water."

Knowing that he would not give up until he saw the result, Ji Jiezhi pursed his lips helplessly, followed him down, and turned on the light.

Shen Jie quickly rolled up the cool mat into his arms, "I need to lay something underneath, is there anything suitable?"

"Yes, there are batting and sheets from my high school in the closet. Although it is a bit small, there are two beds, which should be enough."

There was a pile of bamboo in the front yard, and the two of them had to clean it first. After ten minutes of hard work, they finally laid the floor. Three coils of mosquito coils were placed on the ground.

The two of them lay down, it was cool outside, they fanned each other once in a while, most of the time they used it to swatt mosquitoes.

The weather is fine during the day and the sky is bright at night.

Shen Jie sighed: "This kind of life is also quite good, away from the hustle and bustle of the world."

Ji Jiezhi said: "Occasionally it's okay to stay for a short period of time. The signal is poor, there is no air conditioner, and there are many mosquitoes. After staying for a week, you want to run away."

Shen Jie didn't refute: "You can come back and stay for a day or two when you're on vacation."

"How long do you plan to stay and go back this time? I don't know if my parents have time to go there during the busy farming season."

"Two days, I will pick them up the day after tomorrow..." Shen Jie said, his attention was attracted by the fireflies flying by.

He sat up suddenly, and said in disbelief: "There are fireflies here!"

Shen Jie's reaction was like a southerner seeing snow, while Ji Jiezhi was a northerner, the kind of Northeast.

Ji Jiezhi was not surprised, "It's rare to see fireflies in cities, but there are many fireflies in the countryside."

Shen Jie got up and followed the fireflies, Ji Jiezhi ignored him lazily and reminded: "Don't run away."

Shen Jie obviously didn't listen to it, and even turned into a cat to chase the firefly because it ran away.

Ji Jiezhi: "..."

There are neighbors nearby, there will be no danger, and Shen Jie himself has his own sense of propriety, so Ji Jiezhi continued to stay on the mat, watching cached movies boredly and waiting for Shen Maomao.

As a result, Shen Maomao went there for two hours. After watching one of Ji Jie's movies, Shen Maomao still hasn't come back.

Ji Jiezhi was a little worried. Just as he put on his shoes and was about to look for him, Shen Maomao came back.

Ji Jiezhi looked at the cat in front of him and was silent for two seconds, "Who are you?"

Shen Maomao is a Persian cat, it should be a snow-white long-haired cat, but this black cat with its body covered in mud and wet fur must not be Shen Jie.

Maomao let out an aggrieved "meow", "Honey, I'm Shen Jie..."

Ji Jiezhi: "...so can you tell me what happened?"

There is no bathroom at home, so we can only boil water for bathing.

Ji Jiezhi scooped three tablespoons of boiling water and mixed it with five spoons of cold water. He tested the temperature of the water and found it to be okay.

"Go down by yourself." Ji Jiezhi said to Shen Maomao indifferently.

Shen Maomao didn't dare to say anything more, took the cat's paw to test the temperature of the water, and went in cautiously when the temperature was right.

Ji Jiezhi moved a small bench over to sit, and bathed Shen Maomao, "There is no body wash for cats at home, so I can only wash you with water, and there is no hair dryer. Remember to lick the cat's fur after washing."

Shen Maomao nodded obediently, and even meowed at Ji Jiezhi to be cute.

Ji Jiezhi turned his head over to him, "It doesn't work to be cute."

It's like your dog ran out to roll in the mud, completely unrecognizable as a dog, and ran back with a playful smile to kiss you and ask you to reward it.

Shen Jie had originally chased the fireflies out of the front yard and ran all the way down. The grass and shrubs on the side of the road were covered with dew, and the hair on the surface was wet when they passed through.

Shen Maomao didn't notice at all, his mind was full of the firefly that was always flying in front of him, Maomao's nature was too strong, he always wanted to pounce, but he was afraid of being slapped to death by the firefly's paw, so he tried his best to hold back the impulse, so he Followed foolishly.

When chasing to a water well, the fireflies flew into the well and disappeared. Shen Maomao stopped and looked around only to find that he didn't know it. To be precise, he didn't know any place except Ji Jie's House.

He could only search bit by bit based on his memory and smell, but he stepped into a paddy field halfway, his fur was wet, and his four paws were still covered in mud. He struggled to crawl outside. , When it was about to come out, it suddenly fell in again.

Then it became what it is now, with mud everywhere.

Ji Jiezhi washed him with great effort, and the long hair was twisted into strands due to the sludge, so he had to separate little by little.

This bath lasted until three o'clock in the morning, and the water was changed twice. Ji Jiezhi was so tired that his back ached.

He exhaled forcefully and thumped his sore back, "Go grab a towel and put it on the mat to lick your hair. I'll wipe it for you after I clean it up."

Shen Maomao said distressedly: "Leave it alone, I will clean it up when my hair is dry."

Ji Jiezhi flicked the hair in one hand casually in the basin, "Your long hair may not be able to do it at dawn, so go out and run, jump, and shake the water."

This really made Ji Jiezhi's point of view, Shen Maomao licked Ji Jiezhi while wiping it, and it was still a little wet for two hours.In summer, it dawns early, and the curtain turns from black to dark blue at five o'clock, and the sun will rise soon.

Ji Jiezhi yawned and said, "Go back to your room, I'll pack your things in, my parents will wake up later."

One person and one cat worked until almost six o'clock, and Shen Maomao's fur finally dried up.Ji Jiezhi couldn't wait to lie on the bed, turned his back to Shen Jie.

"This story tells us never to keep long-haired cats." Ji Jiezhi waved his hand, "No, I have to sleep, I'm sleepy."

Shen Jie turned into a human shape, with a small part of the tip of his hair still untouched, a little wet, sticking to a small inverted triangle.

He lay down beside Ji Jiezhi, "Thank you."

The two slept until two o'clock in the afternoon. Ji Jiezhi was woken up by the heat. He woke up in a daze and found that the glare of the sun was shining directly on him. There was an electric fan beside the bed. The electric fan was very old and the blades were weak. The ground rotates, and the wind blowing out is hot.

Shen Jie was no longer on the bed, there was movement outside, the sound of Ji Feng and Shen Jie talking.

Ji Jiezhi turned off the fan, put on his shoes and rubbed his brows to force himself to go out. Shen Jie and Ji Feng were learning how to weave bamboo hats.

Shen Jie turned his head when he heard the movement, and said habitually: "My wife, you are awake, the food is on the table, remember to eat."

Ji Feng, who was weaving a round frame, froze, looked at Shen Jie and Ji Jiezhi suspiciously.

Ji Jiezhi stood still for a long time, when Ji Feng coughed in embarrassment, "Go brush your teeth and eat."

Ji Jiezhi glared at Shen Jie, and motioned him to come over with his eyes.

Shen Jie smiled and said to Ji Feng: "Uncle, I'm going to drink some water."

Ji Feng nodded, "You didn't eat much at noon, let's eat some more with Xiezhi, I'm busy."

Obviously, Ji Feng was giving him a step down, and Shen Jie hurriedly agreed to follow the trend.

Ji Jiezhi took a basin of water to wash his face, wiped off the water from his face, and said to Shen Jie who came over, "Don't call me 'wife' in front of my parents."

Shen Jie didn't understand, "Didn't they know that we got the certificate?"

"People in the countryside generally don't look at the certificates, and they mainly hold weddings. The real wedding is only after the banquet." Ji Jiezhi explained.

Shen Jie nodded thoughtfully, "Understood, let's hold the banquet during the summer vacation!"

Ji Jiezhi: "...?"

You know a hammer.