Husbands Are Not Human [Quick Transmigration]

After staying in the countryside for two days, Shen Jie tried all the things that he had never tried before, such as digging out bird eggs from trees, picking watermelons in the ground, picking loquats, picking corn, etc.

Shen Jie said that his favorite thing is climbing trees to dig out bird eggs.

Ji Jiezhi expressed his understanding very much, there is no cat who does not like to do such immoral things.

The dinner was very sumptuous, Shen Jie and Ji Jiezhi drove to the town to buy vegetables, Ji Jiezhi and Zhou Lan cooked it together, and Shen Jie was in charge of watching the fire.

He was originally asked to light the fire, but he couldn't burn it for a long time, so Ji Jiezhi had to let him watch after it burned, and he had to tell him not to stuff too much firewood at once to block the air.

After dinner, Zhou Lan and Ji Feng went to pack their luggage. The two bought two new clothes during the day and waited to wear them tomorrow.

Zhou Lan looked very worried, and pulled Ji Jiezhi into the room alone for a heart-to-heart talk.

"Mom, what's the matter?" After entering the room, Ji Jiezhi waved to Shen Jie to let him go away, and then closed the door.

Zhou Lan changed into the newly bought clothes, a plain dress chosen by Shen Jie for her. The style is novel, elegant and simple, which suits Zhou Lan very well.

Zhou Lan squeezed her hands uneasily, and asked, "Isn't Mom looking bad in this dress? It looks like a little girl's dress, so it doesn't suit me?"

Ji Jiezhi helped her tidy up the folded collar, and said with a smile, "Mom, what are you talking about? You look good in your clothes, you look young."

"Don't lie to mom, I look like an old cucumber painted green to pretend it's tender."

Ji Jiezhi was delighted, "Who did you learn this from? You are not old in the first place, so how can you pretend to be young?"

Zhou Lan sighed, "Xiao Shen is so rich, his mother must be very young and elegant, your father and I will embarrass you, why don't we go? You can make your own decisions about marriage."

Ji Jiezhi: "How can there be any reason why the parents are not present when both parties are talking about marriage? It's embarrassing for me if you and Dad don't go."

Zhou Lan couldn't help but let out another long sigh, "It's all my fault that your father and I failed to give you a normal family environment..."

Ji Jiezhi comforted her and said: "We can't compare with Shen Jie. He belongs to the situation that only one person in tens of millions can appear. What kind of family is normal? You and Dad are both alive, and the relationship between the two is very good. Harmony, although I am not that rich, I can live a decent life, and I have grown up to such a healthy age. Compared with those divorced families and domestic violence families, aren't I already very lucky?"

Zhou Lan had tears in her eyes, "Your father and I are blessed to have such a sensible child as you."

Ji Jiezhi smiled and said, "So you have to support me tomorrow."

Zhou Lan smiled through tears: "Okay! I'll get my hair done when I go to town tomorrow, I'll save face."

"Okay, you can put on some more makeup."

At ten o'clock in the evening, Ji Jiezhi and Shen Jie were lying on the bed blowing on the fan. The fan was newly bought the next day. I bought two, a floor fan with a maximum wind speed of four, and I also bought curtains to install it. The two of them finally didn't use it at night. It's the same as steamed buns.

Shen Jie was replying a text message to Lu Hege, but the signal was poor, and it took half a day to send a text message.

Ji Jiezhi cached seven movies, and saw the fifth one today.

When Shen Jie was waiting to send it, he glanced over, just in time a grimace jumped out and a jumpscare appeared, Shen Jie was so frightened that his pupils constricted and his head moved back unconsciously.

On the other hand, Ji Jiezhi, with a calm face, watched with relish, and complained in a low voice: "This makeup is not good, the female ghost's nose is stuck."

Shen Jie: "...?"

"Aren't you afraid?"

Ji Jiezhi was puzzled: "It's all fake, what's there to be afraid of?"

"Shouldn't normal people be afraid of jumpscare?"

"Usually there are hints before this kind of jumpscare appears, so you won't be afraid if you know it." Ji Jiezhi became interested and continued, "For example, in this episode, when the protagonist comes to a completely black tunnel, as long as he turns around, there must be a ghost." Protruding face."

The second after he finished speaking, the hero of the movie turned around, and a female ghost in red brushed his face.

Shen Jie shivered in fright, and silently moved to the side.

Ji Jiezhi was very happy, "If you go any further, you will fall."

Shen Jie coughed to cover up his embarrassment, "The text messages are too slow, I'll go and call Lu Hege." After speaking, he got out of bed and opened the door to go outside.

Well, cats can’t help but be scared, and they are prone to stress reactions.

Shen Jie had been on the phone for more than an hour. When he came in, his back was straight, and he glanced at Ji Jiezhi, "Honey, have you finished watching the movie?"

In fact, there was still a section, Ji Jiezhi turned off the app and said, "Well, come and sleep."

Shen Jie was overjoyed, went to bed and lay down, "I'll get up early tomorrow, good night my wife."

***

The two families made an appointment at one o'clock in the noon, and had lunch together by the way.

Ji Jiezhi and the others got up at five o'clock, and set off from the village at 05:30 to go to the town to buy some gifts. Zhou Lan also had his hair done, and Ji Feng also took care of himself.

Because of the traffic jam on the expressway, the four of them were half an hour late.

Shen Jie told Shen's father and Shen's mother in advance, but their expressions were still not very good.

Zhou Lan came forward with a box of gifts at a loss, "I'm sorry, parents-in-law, the road is too congested, I'm sorry for the delay."

Shen's mother glanced at the gift coldly, raised her eyebrows and said, "It's okay, Shen Jie told us, we understand."

Although the words were very gentle, but the tone was full of sarcasm and contempt, and he didn't accept the gift, but he didn't express anything to the gift.

Zhou Lan put the gift on the table in embarrassment, and looked back at Ji Jiezhi, who smiled gently at her.

Shen's father came out to smooth things over and said, "Let's all sit down, the dishes have been ordered, let them serve now."

After a meal, Ji Jiezhi scratched the castle with his toes in embarrassment.

There was no other sound on the table except the occasional crunch of the spoon hitting the wall of the bowl. Zhou Lan and Ji Feng only dared to eat the food in front of them.

Two pots of tea were served after the meal, Ji Jiezhi poured a cup for Zhou Lan and Ji Feng each, Shen Jie also poured a cup for Shen's father and Shen's mother.

Shen's mother took a sip in order to save face, and said in a leisurely manner: "The meal is over, so it's time to discuss the key points? Now that the two children have received their certificates, and Shen Jie has also informed the public, this matter is settled, and the wedding can still be arranged early. It's early, I wonder if you two have any good suggestions for the wedding date?"

Ji Jiezhi was surprised that Shen's mother was so anxious about the wedding date, he thought she would find a way to get Shen Jie to divorce him.

Shen Jie looked at him, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, with a smug expression on his face.

Ji Jiezhi: ...Understood.

Ji Feng said: "We mainly look at the wishes of the children. If the two of them want to go early, they can ask the husband to calculate the good days in the near future."

Shen's mother said, "I've done some calculations in advance. August 8rd is a good day to get married. What do you guys think?"

Zhou Lan asked Ji Jiezhi: "What do you think?"

Ji Jiezhi nodded, the script in this world only ends when marriage is over, and he can go out earlier if he gets married early.

Ji Feng: "Since the child has no objection, let's decide that day. There is still more than a month, and I don't know if it will be too late."

Father Shen: "Don't worry about these, we will take care of them."

Ji Feng opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything.

Ji Jiezhi knew what he was thinking, and said, "Uncle, let's prepare for our wedding on our own."

Mother Shen frowned, a little impatiently, "Is it going to be held at your side? Can't we hold another one here?"

Zhou Lan couldn't hold back, "That's how we are, the bride has to marry from her natal family."

"Then we still have to go to that remote place, I'm sure I'll be allergic." Shen's mother said disgustedly.

Shen Jie said calmly: "I went to stay for two days, I think it's pretty good, the air is fresh and the mountain spring water is also very sweet, although there are mosquitoes, but a plate of mosquito coils can solve it, if you are not used to the smell of mosquito coils, you can buy them Mosquito lamp."

Mother Shen pursed her lips, "All right."

Speaking of this, there is nothing to discuss, Shen's father and Shen's mother left first, and Shen Jie took Zhou Lan and Ji Feng back to the villa.

The two originally planned to let them stay in a hotel, but Zhou Lan decided to stay at Shen Jie's house in order to save money for Ji Jiezhi.

It was the first time for Zhou Lan and Ji Feng to see such a big house, they sat on the sofa and did not dare to move.

Shen Jie poured tea for the two of them, went to the kitchen to take out the food, "Come and eat, uncle and aunt."

Zhou Lan was surprised and said, "Didn't you eat it just now?"

Shen Jie smiled, "What I ate just now was nothing but soup and water. It was as if I hadn't eaten. I reconcile that I didn't eat enough. I think it's the same with uncles and aunts, right?"

Ji Feng scratched his head in embarrassment, "Indeed..."

Father Shen took pride in his face, the dishes ordered at the dinner were seafood like crabs, Zhou Lan and Ji Feng didn't bother to eat them, they only ate some side dishes and a bowl of soup.

On the way back, Shen Jie asked Ji Jiezhi to contact Aunt Wang to make the meals. They were all home-cooked dishes. Zhou Lan and Ji Feng ate very happily.

After eating, the two arranged rooms for Zhou Lan and Ji Feng and went back to the kitchen to wash the dishes.

Ji Jiezhi took half of the pool of water, soaked the bowl in it and squeezed out the dish soap.

Shen Jie helped wash together, "I'm sorry, my parents gave you a bad experience. But don't worry, you only need to see them once a year after marriage."

Ji Jiezhi thought, even if he wants to live with them after marriage, it has nothing to do with him.

"It's okay, my parents won't mind."

Shen Jie had foam on his hands, so he could only wrap his arms around Ji Jiezhi's waist, rubbing his head.

"My wife is so nice."

The author has something to say:

This world is coming to an end, the next world is an e-sports anchor book

One of Ji Jie, a gamer who only knows how to play Match [-], is going to be a technical anchor.