The days of living with the god of death

Before he could finish his excitement, another message came on his phone, this time with a ponytail.

"We may go to dinner directly after watching the movie in the afternoon, do you have any arrangements?"

Seeing this news, Zhou Ming was dumbfounded. As a poor person who can eat in the cafeteria and never eat in a noodle restaurant, how would he know where to eat?

"Isn't it good if I answer whatever you want?" He asked weakly.

"Judging from the conversations we heard during the day, this best friend Xiao Ling is probably a very assertive girl." Although Xiao Ling had a very low opinion of Xiao Ling, the god of death seemed to approve of this ugly best friend with ponytail, "You If you say it casually, she will think that you are too perfunctory, but if you have arranged everything, I am afraid it will cause her resistance. Moreover, the image Xiao Ling has created for herself is also an independent and strong woman, so she will not listen to your arrangements. Most A good way is that you provide some reasonable options and give them room to consider and express their opinions."

Zhou Ming was even more dumbfounded, "How many reasonable choices? I haven't been to a movie theater since I went to college."

"Forget it, give me the phone." Reaper grabbed the phone impatiently, "You don't even have a car, and it's not easy to go too far away when you take girls out on a date... Let's just go to this one, a newly opened movie theater , the environment is relatively good, there are shopping malls and many restaurants nearby.”

"I have a bicycle." Zhou Ming argued weakly. "It's still new."

"The three of you go out!" Death gave him a blank look, "The subway is not good, the rush hour is too crowded. Xihua is a person who pays attention to her image, this will make her more difficult. Take a taxi, even if it is congested, you can chat in the car It won’t be embarrassing either. In order to match your sexy temperament, you don’t want to go to too high-end restaurants. Here are a few options——Taiwan cuisine restaurant, the decoration is low-key and upscale, the price is reasonable, and the food meets the taste of the public; Hong Kong tea restaurant , for evening tea, they are all small dishes, you can order more, suitable for all tastes; pizzahut, as an American fast food, the price and decoration are higher than the average level, as a Western food, it is very civilian, very moderate ;Italian restaurants, traditional European cuisine, are suitable to show your cultural heritage and show that you are a nobleman with a pocketbook and a common spirit, in other words, it is good for pretending."

At this moment, the god of death has imitated Zhou Ming's tone and replied to Ponytail, but Zhou Ming was in a mess in the wind——

"This is your own recipe map, right?!"

He doubted that this guy had already planned to go to these places to eat!

"Ah, I was discovered by you!" Reaper replied brazenly, "That's right, every store has something I really want to eat, let's eat it tomorrow!"

"This is my date, hello!"

"You date yours, I eat mine, is there any conflict?"

Zhou Ming was full of resentment.This is his first date, it's like masturbating for the first time in his life, it's very memorable!But he couldn't get rid of the god of death, so he had to use food to make the other party downplay his sense of existence.

So Zhou Ming's ideal two-person date between him and Xiao Ling turned into a four-person date with him, Xiao Ling, Ponytail, and Grim Reaper.

And when they were sitting in the taxi, Zhou Ming realized that the scene was not ordinary embarrassment.

Since the two girls couldn't see the god of death, Zhou Ming, as the only male, naturally sat in the front row, leaving the back row for the two girls.But the god of death did not know how to do it, and squeezed abruptly between Xiao Ling and the ponytail.As long as Zhou Ming turned his head, he would see that guy leisurely crossing his legs, holding the trembling little fox in his arms, stroking the soft white fur, and looking at him in confusion.Zhou Ming couldn't speak any lines in an instant.

After turning his head several times like this, but unable to focus on Xihua, Zhou Ming felt that he was about to collapse!

What kind of date is this? !

Fortunately, the little fox played a role at this time. He has been unable to speak, but the two girls chatted and laughed. The atmosphere in the car was warm and not embarrassing.

Although from his point of view, the appearance of the two girls chatting across the Grim Reaper was indescribably weird.

Especially a certain foodie with a tired expression on his face.

The passive skill that destroys the atmosphere has reached lv.max!

Suppressing the mood of complaining, Zhou Ming finally got out of the car.When he came to the cinema, he encountered new troubles.

"Wow! Fifty Shades of Grey! I want to see this!" Ponytail squealed in excitement as soon as she saw the poster in the movie theater.

"Are you talking about that movie?" Zhou Ming asked, pointing to the TV above the ticket office. On the screen, a naked woman was tied to the head of the bed, panting with desire and dissatisfaction.

"This is too..." Xiao Ling immediately turned her head away.

"Hey, that's right, Fifty Shades of Gray is the bds|m version of the domineering CEO in love with me, it's perfect for Valentine's Day~" Ponytail looked at them wretchedly.

Depend on!Girls are wretched and more lewd than boys!

"Let's watch this movie." Xiao Ling pointed to another poster with a super long name, "The one starring Wu Yifan should be good, right?"

"Which bird is Wu Yifan?" Zhou Ming squeezed out the words through his teeth in a low voice, and asked the god of death beside him.

"Look at Dabai! Buy two Dabai movie tickets and you can draw once! There are four of us and we can draw twice! Wait, what should I do, do I want a pillow and a backpack, a backpack and a pendant, or a pendant and a pillow What about..." Reaper didn't listen to his question at all.

"Why should I buy you movie tickets!" Zhou Ming complained loudly.Anyway, no one can see the Grim Reaper, so why not sneak in and find a place to stay?

"Ah?" Xiao Ling and Ponytail were surprised at the same time.

Oops……

Zhou Ming was sweating profusely in an instant. He actually forgot that other people couldn't see him talking to Death!

"I..." Zhou Ming scratched his hair anxiously, and said incoherently, "I was talking to someone just now... I know you can't see him, and I don't know how to explain it... Ah! Let's go Let's go see this movie and I'll buy tickets!"

After speaking, he walked directly to the ticket counter, pointed to the poster and said to the waiter, "That movie, the latest show, three movie tickets."

The waiter immediately searched for the pomp.

"My dear!" Death followed behind him with resentment on his face, "I was the one who came up with the idea of ​​watching a movie! What about my pillow, backpack and keychain?"

"You find a way yourself!" Zhou Ming said angrily.

"Sir, what did you say?" The waiter looked up in shock.

"Ah...I'm talking to the person behind me." Zhou Ming pointed to the air behind him, forced an awkward smile, "He's gone."

The waiter looked skeptical, but she didn't say anything due to her professionalism. She opened the seats for the show and asked, "Are these three seats okay? They are more in the middle and have a good view."

"Okay, just these three." Zhou Ming immediately took out his wallet to pay.

After getting the movie tickets and leaving the show for a while, they went to the snack department. "Is there anything you want to order?" Zhou Ming volunteered again to pay the bill.

"This month's special recommendation: Cherry popcorn." Death read the words on the billboard, "Give me a piece of this! I also need a glass of Coke, and I want to make a cup instead of a plastic bottle, so I can feel it."

What is the difference between Coke in paper cups and those in plastic bottles?Zhou Ming closed his mouth tightly this time, and didn't complain anymore, but just gave him a silent sideways glance.

"I want a octopus ball, a grilled sausage, and a Mexican tortilla chip." Regardless of the thin and small ponytail, he showed the essence of a big eater as soon as he opened his mouth. "One more glass of mango juice."

"So much?" Zhou Ming was also taken aback.

"What do you want to express?" Ponytail turned his head fiercely, his eyes seemed to be ready to swallow him alive, "Is my aunt too edible?"

"No, no, I mean, we're going to eat later, don't we need to save some appetite for dinner?" Zhou Ming waved his hands quickly, he can mess with anyone in the world, but he can't mess with foodies!

"Don't worry, I'll finish digesting this little thing by dinner time." The ponytail's swearing appearance, combined with the bamboo pole-like figure, made Zhou Ming very suspicious that the other party's digestive system was supplying nutrients. where is it.

"I just want a bottle of mineral water." Xiao Ling's request was the simplest. "Other things will make you fat."

"Lingling, you don't need to worry about getting fat. Your fat has gone to your chest." Ponytail said without holding back.

"What nonsense?" Xiao Ling twisted her ponytail angrily.

Zhou Ming could only pretend that he didn't exist anymore.It's strange, it's obviously his date, why make it look like he's the light bulb between this pair of lilies?

No, aren't Xiao Ling and Ponytail best friends?Why is the lily aura so strong?

Cursing secretly in his heart, Zhou Ming obediently took all his things and took out his wallet to pay.

"Cheese sauce for nachos get me a hot one!" Ponytail yelled after him.

Mahler Gobi... Zhou Ming cursed in his heart, why don't you make a pair with Death?They are all foodies.

Putting the bought drinks on the table, Zhou Ming apologized to the Lily girls, "I'm sorry, I...I'll go to the bathroom first."

"Go, go." Ponytail tore off the package of the cheese sauce and smelled it, "Well~ the sauce in this movie theater is really authentic! The temperature is just right, let's come again later."

Zhou Ming felt that the food in this movie theater must be part of Death's conspiracy.

Forcibly dragging Reaper into the toilet cubicle, Zhou Ming pushed him onto the toilet, supported the partition and said, "Can you just shut up for a day, please? I'm embarrassed when you talk to me in front of people!"

"Okay." Death crossed his arms, "But I still think your taste is very weird."

"What?" Zhou Ming asked inexplicably.

"Didn't you realize that Xiao Ling's best friend is Bai Fumei?" Death asked seriously.