The days of living with the god of death

Zhou Ming was taken aback by the words Bai Fumei. Needless to say, the dream of all the silky men is to marry Bai Fumei one day and reach the pinnacle of life, but when the real Bai Fumei stands in front of Zhou Ming, he just one thought -

How is this girl white, rich and beautiful? !

The ponytail belongs to the kind of girl who is so ugly that she can never be found in the crowd, especially when she is with Xiao Ling.A pair of thick glasses on the bridge of the nose, the hairstyle is simply tied in a mess, and the thick down jacket makes it impossible to see the figure.It's not like Xiao Ling, even in winter, she is very slim in tight woolen sweaters and miniskirts.If these two girls appear in front of others at the same time, anyone will think that Xiao Ling is Bai Fumei.

"Where did you see that the frustrated girl is a rich and beautiful woman?" Zhou Ming couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

"It can be seen everywhere." The other party glanced at the toilet behind him with some displeasure, "Do we have to huddle in a toilet cubicle to discuss?"

"Why don't I go out and let others find me talking to the air?" Zhou Ming complained angrily.

"Okay." The god of death curled his lips, "So for you, appearance is the most important thing, and family background doesn't matter? That Xiao Ling, she doesn't have much money."

Zhou Ming gritted his teeth and thought for a while, whether to choose Xihua or Bai Fumei, this is really an embarrassing choice.

Xiao Ling is more in line with Zhou Ming's aesthetics, but according to Death, Ponytail's family must be rich, and marrying her will save decades of struggle.

"I think I should choose the flower." In the end Zhou Ming reluctantly made a difficult choice, "For money or something, expecting to marry Bai Fumei to reach the pinnacle of life is better than relying on you and the fox, right, fox?"

The little fox got out of the backpack and happily rubbed against his neck.

"Why does it sound like you have already married me as Bai Fumei?" Death asked with a straight face.

"We've been sharing the same bed for so many days, we're already a family. Your money is my money." Zhou Ming said calmly, but his face was burning hot.

"Since we are a family and your money is mine, can I ask not to waste money on stupid and ignorant little women?" Reaper said aggressively with his arms on the partition.

"Cough, this..." Zhou Ming shrank back embarrassedly, "This is my first date, let me have a good time before we talk about it!"

"Why can't we produce and sell ourselves?" Death calculated unconvincedly, "Look, the money is ours, that woman doesn't own the money, wouldn't it be a waste if you spend it on her? How about the two of us going on a date, no matter how we spend it, we spend it on ourselves."

"It seems to make sense." Zhou Ming thought for a while, "But dating you is not a sense of accomplishment! You see that there are so many people paying attention to Xihua. If you date her, other boys will know about it, and they will secretly envy and hate me. .Others can’t see you. How can I show off to others when I’m dating you? Do you want to tell them, ‘Honey, I have a date with Death today~’ They think I’m going to commit suicide...”

The other party had a gloomy expression on his face, unable to say anything.

"Think about it from another angle, in fact, you are also part of the date. You can also drink, eat, and watch movies. After watching the movie, you can go to your favorite restaurant to order what you want to eat. What's wrong with that? "

"It's not good at all." The other party frowned, "I don't want to watch the movie she wants to watch."

"It's all a movie, let's just watch it." Ignoring Death's protest, Zhou Ming opened the toilet door and walked out, but someone came into the bathroom, and he was instantly embarrassed.

He was actually seen coming out of the same cubicle with other men, wouldn't he be misunderstood?

Seeing that the man ignored the two of them and walked over, Zhou Ming suddenly thought, ah yes, death is invisible to others.

Looking at the innocent face of death behind him, he felt that this was some kind of convenience.

After entering the theater, Zhou Ming didn't think about what this convenience could be used for.

As for whether the movie was good or not, Zhou Ming didn't know, because he fell asleep in the dark movie theater within 5 minutes of the opening.

"Hey, wake up." He was sleeping soundly, but Zhou Ming was pushed and jumped up from his comfortable chair, only then did he realize that the other three were staring at him.

"Ah? What's the matter?" Zhou Ming stroked his sleepy hair, looked up at the screen, and the cast had already been broadcasted, "Is it over? Oh, let's go."

Xiao Ling had no expression on her face, it was hard to tell whether she was angry or very angry.

But the ponytail was giggling, and for some reason seemed to be very happy.

This woman is definitely Lily!Zhou Ming secretly slandered, she must think that I robbed her of the tie flower!

But he also knows that his performance is very unqualified. Shouldn't he prepare tissues at all times when watching movies, and comfort them when girls are crying for their love?

Wait a minute, is there any touching love in that movie just now?

He fell asleep without knowing it.

"It seems that I'm not the only one who thinks this movie is ugly." Ponytail said mercilessly, "It's better to watch Fifty Shades of Grey, although it's also a romance movie, but it's a pornographic movie after all!"

As an otaku who lives his life by masturbating, Zhou Ming certainly understands what pornography means, so he coughed lightly.

Is this the legendary female man?If the gender is removed, women are no different from men.

Xiao Ling's complexion was even worse.

Scratching his hair in embarrassment, Zhou Ming had no choice but to change the subject, "Where shall we go for dinner?"

"I checked the restaurants you mentioned on Dianping.com, and they are all well-received restaurants." When it comes to eating, Ponytail immediately regained his spirits, "But the first three restaurants may have to wait in line. Let’s go to a western restaurant, there are few people and the special dishes are pretty good.”

"Maybe we are lucky and there is no one in line." Zhou Ming guiltyly grabbed the tail of the little fox squatting on his shoulder, and the latter pulled the tip of the tail out of his hand, covered his mouth and gave a big slap Yawning, it seemed that the little fox was sleeping soundly when he fell asleep just now.

"If there's no one in line, go to Pizza Hut. We're just classmates hanging out. Wouldn't it be too embarrassing to go to a western restaurant?" Xiao Ling pretended to be shy, and the date was instantly downgraded to playing with classmates.

Zhou Ming's face collapsed, he really offended Xihua.

"Pfft." The god of death behind her snickered inexplicably, "She seems to have a big opinion on you. If you don't behave well, I'm afraid you will lose the beauty's heart."

"Shut up!" Zhou Ming said angrily.

"Huh?!" Xiao Ling immediately turned angry, "Why do you..."

"Ah! I'm not talking to you!" Zhou Ming turned pale with shock, and glared at the god of death again: Why don't you speak if you agreed? !

However, this time Xiao Ling was really angry, "So you asked me out just to tease me? It was like this in the theater just now, and now you are here again!"

As he said that, the other party shook his head and walked away stepping on his high heels.

"..." Zhou Ming looked frustrated, stuck in place, not knowing what to do.

"Fool, catch up!" Ponytail urged from the side, "Hurry up to comfort her, apologize and give in, she will change her mind."

"I...uh..." Zhou Ming gave Death a resentful look, "She must be very disappointed in me, right?"

"So let's do something to make her change her impression." Ponytail said softly and delicately.

"Why don't you go?" He always thought that ponytails should like Xiao Ling a little bit, but now it seems that this is not the case.

"I'm tired of it." The girl curled her lips, pulled out her mobile phone and didn't know who she was sending a message to, "She gets angry when she is a little unhappy, makes a fuss, throws a tantrum, and asks others to comfort her. Once or twice is fine, People will be bored to death if they do this every now and then." As he spoke, the other party looked up at him again, "Why don't you go? This kind of woman is easy to coax."

"This..." Zhou Ming didn't know what to say for a while.In fact, he wanted to date Xiao Ling because he felt a special sense of accomplishment, it was a flower, he was very excited just thinking about it, okay?After getting the date, he didn't think it was interesting, and dating Xihua would not be more enjoyable than masturbation.So he simply changed his words, "Actually, I want to ask you out more than to ask her out."

"Huh?" The ponytail who was still pressing the phone was startled, and almost dropped the phone.