The days of living with the god of death

luck?Zhou Ming immediately realized that he was about to reach out to catch the fox hanging on the bed, but found that the little white fox that had been hanging all night had disappeared at some point.

Turning back again, Zhou Ming saw that the god of death was swinging the fox's tail around, as if showing off——

Your lucky fox is in my hand~

mix!Egg!Zhou Ming glared at the arrogant appearance of the god of death, and could only stare blankly.After all, the god of death is the nemesis of Jiu Xian. Even if the little white fox ran to Zhou Ming's side on his own initiative, he would be sent away by the god of death with a snap of his fingers.

Without the fox in hand, Zhou Ming is just an ordinary person without any luck.

However, Wei Zhe, who was facing the bed, didn't notice Zhou Ming's absent-mindedness. Instead, he babbled like an old woman, "No matter who is targeting you, it's not good to be in two boats. Have you considered other girls?" Do you feel? When others like you and are with you, they trust you and are willing to entrust themselves to you. How can you live up to the trust of others like this—”

"Wei Zhe, do you like Xiao Ling?" Zhou Ming interrupted the head of the dormitory impatiently, but Wei Zhe really blushed and hesitated.

"That's right! Three wives and four concubines are a man's ultimate dream!" Ke Zheng groaned, "Now Ah Ming has finally taken the first step towards the great cause of the harem, how can you, little Zhezhe? How about using those outdated ideas to hinder Ah Ming?"

"I didn't intend to create any harem either..." Zhou Ming felt weak all over, he always felt that Ke Zheng's excitement was often very strange.

"A Ming has his own troubles." Wang Lei from the upper bunk said solemnly, "I heard him arguing with another girl on the phone last night. The other girl was so tightly wrapped that it was difficult for Ah Ming to balance the multiple women. Is the relationship between them like this?"

"...What the hell?!" Zhou Ming almost spat out a mouthful of blood. "Leizi, don't talk nonsense!"

"How can I be talking nonsense?" Wang Lei sounded very unconvinced, "Obviously you said something 'more important than a girlfriend', but you still can't accept 'being tired of being together for 24 hours', and I also heard you want to Don't keep rolling the sheets..."

"Why do you eavesdrop on other people's words and take them out of context?" Zhou Ming swallowed the sweet blood that poured into his throat with difficulty, only to remember that Wang Lei heard him arguing with Death last night when he was half asleep and half awake.But before he could refute, Ke Zheng was already excited——

"Fuck the sheets? Ah Ming, have you had sex with a girl? Tell me quickly, are you happy?"

Wei Zhe was dumbfounded, "Ah Ming, you have... already slept with someone else? Then you have to be responsible to the person! How can you go out and mess around?"

"It's not what you think." Zhou Ming held his forehead, feeling that he couldn't vomit no matter how many liters of blood he had.

"You have to be responsible to me~" Sitting in front of the computer, the Grim Reaper was already rocking back and forth with a smile.

Zhou Ming decisively picked up the fat white man's pillow and threw it at it.

"Let me clarify." Taking a deep breath, Zhou Ming put on a look of bitterness and hatred, and immediately asked the others to sit upright. "I've never slept with a girl."

"But—" Wang Lei on the upper bunk was about to object, but Zhou Ming yelled back——

"That's a man!"

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The other three people in the dormitory were stunned and fell into a weird silence.

"Uh..." After a long time, Wei Zhe reluctantly opened his mouth, "A Ming, it's wrong for you to do this—"

Before Wei Zhe could finish speaking, Ke Zheng had already yelled, "Man! God! Even if you open a harem, it's a bit too harsh for both men and women? Ah Ming, tell me the truth, How does it feel to be with a male xxoo? Is it really as cool as it is in the legend? What kind of hot stick is thrusting in the body, making me want to die..."

"Ke Zheng, what kind of harmful poison have you seen?! It's nothing!" Zhou Ming was about to collapse. He knew that Ke Zheng had always been abnormal, pursuing novelty and excitement too much, but he didn't expect that The other party will be crazy enough to read the legendary 123 romance novel!That is a top-notch biochemical weapon that is said to be able to twist people's souls, corrode people's minds, and turn people into another terrifying creature! ! !

"No?" Ke Zheng's tone sounded obviously lost, and he suddenly cheered up again, "Could it be that you, A Ming, are the one doing the attack?"

"I...uh..." Zhou Ming unconsciously glanced at the Grim Reaper, who was caressing the fur of the little white fox boredly. His smile was so cold that Zhou Ming couldn't help shivering. He couldn't imagine if he said What would the other party do to him if he was attacking, his tone immediately weakened a little, "It's not what you think, in fact, we are just, uh, lying on the same bed..."

"Didn't make it to the last step?" Ke Zheng looked disappointed, "I also want to say that if it feels good, I will try it too."

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This time it was Zhou Ming's turn and the other two fell silent.

"Wait! No!" Zhou Ming suddenly came to his senses, "Why should I discuss such a hot stick with you?! Do you think I'm out of the closet?"

"Haven't you?" Wang Lei said in an unbelievable tone, "You've already slept with a man, but you didn't make it to the last step."

"Labor and management are still sharing the same bed with you every day!" Zhou Ming roared, "What are you thinking? It's just a normal way of sleeping together between boys!"

"How is it normal?" Ke Zheng got excited again, "Your fiery big stick is stuck between the other's plump white mounds, rubbing up and down?"

"Grass!" Zhou Ming covered his nose, feeling that his nosebleed was about to spurt out.In the past few days, he has been sleeping closely with the god of death. The other party's perfect figure and upturned buttocks make him lustful. If he stuffs Xiao Zhou Ming into the other's buttocks, it will make him That delicate and silky skin wraps Xiao Zhou Ming...

"I! Just! Know! Know!" Ke Zheng had an expression of "Yuan Fang: My lord, there must be something strange about this matter", "Is it cool? Isn't it cool? It's cool written all over your face!"

"I didn't!" Zhou Ming retorted immediately.

"You're hard." Wei Zhe pointed at Zhou Ming's crotch unceremoniously.

"Grass!" Zhou Ming hurriedly covered the upturned little Zhou Ming, "I...I'll go and solve it first."

"It seems really cool." Ke Zheng nodded seriously, "It only takes a few memories to be sexually successful, so it's so exciting that you can't stop it and never forget it! Little Zhezhe, should we try it sometime? "

"What?!" Wei Zhe asked in horror, "Why me?"

"A Ming's harem is full, and Leizi is not my type. According to the principle of proximity, you are the only one left." Ke Zheng said lightly, "Think about it, I will try my best to be gentle."

"Damn it! Ke Zheng, you rotten man, don't spread your obsessions on others!" Zhou Ming took out a few pieces of tissue, sat on a chair and directly started to solve his physical problems. "How many times do I have to say this before you guys get it? I'm not gay! I don't like men! I just had normal sleep with a man!"

"It's normal that as long as the beautiful image of the other party appears in your mind now, you can't control yourself and feel hot all over. I understand, I understand." Ke Zheng smiled wretchedly.

"I don't need any ghosts that come to my mind," Zhou Ming muttered, and the god of death was sitting in front of him.

"So are you masturbating at me?" Reaper rested his chin and looked boredly at Zhou Ming who was manually moving the piston. "Need me to help you out with a fiery stick?"

"Grass!!!" Zhou Ming's mind went blank for a moment, and he ejaculated just like that.