The days of living with the god of death

"It seems that my effect is more effective than the pornography in your computer." Reaper lay on the back of the chair, pouted lazily, "Last time you masturbated to pornography for a long time and didn't ejaculate, this time So fast, is it considered premature ejaculation?"

"Go to your sister!" Zhou Ming slumped on the chair limply, a strange sense of emptiness filled his heart. "I really need to insert something instead of masturbating all the time!"

"A Ming, we understand your suffering." Kezheng interjected, "Your hormone secretion is too strong, and a woman can no longer satisfy you."

"How far have you, Xiao Ling, and Lin Xiaoshu developed?" Wang Lei asked, "When will we be able to get them into bed?"

"You don't understand that, do you?" Ke Zheng shook his fingers lightly, as if he had come here, "Girls are very reserved creatures, and their value depends on how difficult they are to get and how well they can be obtained after getting them." What a high enjoyment it brings, in order to maintain their own value, they will not easily sleep with boys. In contrast, boys are much easier to deal with, as long as you send an invitation, most of the more familiar ones will agree—"

"Stop promoting your rotten male values, okay?" Zhou Ming weakly interrupted Ke Zheng's rhetoric, "I'd rather masturbate myself than sleep with a man."

"I won't agree." Wei Zhe also shook his head desperately.

"Ah, tell me secretly, if you invite me to sleep with you, maybe I will agree." The god of death leaned close to Zhou Ming's ear and said with a warm breath.

Zhou Ming tilted his head to avoid the heat that made his ears itchy.Sleeping with Death?Is there anything more spooky than this?

"Don't think too much." The other party added, "I just watched you human xo too many times, and I'm just a little curious."

Pushing the god of death aside, Zhou Ming rubbed his ears, and then explained impatiently, "It's really not what you think. I just asked a girl out yesterday for the first time."

"I know you dated Xiao Ling for the first time yesterday." Wei Zhe looked very worried, "But since you have maintained a relationship with Lin Xiaoshu, you shouldn't have any emotional involvement with Xiao Ling! What are you doing? What made her so sad? Did she find out that you were dating? Girls hate boys who are not specific. "

"Keep a ghostly relationship!" Zhou Ming was fed up with endless misunderstandings, "If you didn't tell me, I wouldn't even know her name is Lin Xiaoshu!"

"You have been in close contact with a girl for so long without knowing her name?" Wang Lei stared blankly at Zhou Ming, "Then why should a girl like a boy like you? I know her name, okay?"

"I..." Zhou Ming held his blood in his chest again, he couldn't get up or down, "I just met that Lin Xiaoshu yesterday!"

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There was another eerie silence in the dormitory.

"Listen, things are not what you think at all." Zhou Ming took a deep breath and explained quickly, "I asked out the two of them when I was choosing classes that day——I'm embarrassed to only ask Xiao Ling, in case What if she refused? So I had to convince her best friend first, just like normal classmates going out to play together. Her best friend agreed, so she helped me convince her. It was actually a coincidence that Zhang He was defending the city in the game yesterday. Xiao Ling was left out in the cold, I guess she was out for revenge... Anyway, I made an appointment, the three of us, my classmates went out to play, watch a movie and have a meal, but Xiao Ling ran away halfway, leaving only me and Xiao Ling Girlfriends have eaten."

"Zhang He is really not a thing." Wei Zhe, who had a crush on Xiao Ling, nodded fiercely, "But why did you make Xiao Ling cry again?"

"I didn't even know she was crying!" Zhou Ming felt that he was not being wronged normally, "I thought she was just throwing a temper tantrum. You know girls... well, it's so unpredictable!"

"You must have done something wrong, right?" Ke Zheng didn't quite believe what he said, "Why are you crying when there's nothing wrong?"

"Hmm... I fell asleep while watching a movie." Zhou Ming thought for a long time, but he could only find the reason.

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The three people in the dormitory stared at Zhou Ming with obvious anger.

"You...you are too contemptuous of other girls, aren't you?" Wei Zhe held back for a long time before choking out such a sentence. "Think about it, Xiao Ling chose you because Zhang He was sad, but you also treated her like this, wouldn't it be more hurt?"

"Crying because of such a trivial matter, girls are too troublesome, right?" Wang Lei scratched his head, as if his gender orientation was a little shaken.

"I'm not surprised that Xiao Ling would have such a reaction." Ke Zheng's tone was normal for a rare time, "But to be honest, A Ming, your attitude on dating is really scumbag."

"What's wrong with me?!" Zhou Ming yelled aggrievedly, "Why don't you think about it, I'm asleep and I'm still with her!"

"Scum!" Ke Zheng raised his middle finger at him without hesitation.

"Scum!" Wei Zhe raised his middle finger in a similar manner.

"Scum." Reaper lazily echoed, lying on the chair.

"What are you talking about?" Zhou Ming pushed the god of death away.

"Ming, think about it, you're dating Xihua!" Ke Zhengyu said earnestly. "What is the concept of being a flower? People who want to date her can form a reinforced platoon to get you round! Wherever she goes, is she not held in the palm of his hand? If someone else dates her, no matter how boring the movie is, watch it." The frown, the smile, the joy, anger, sorrow, and joy of the flower-tied girl can be seen infatuated, but you actually fell asleep watching it! Can you not make people sad?"

"..." Zhou Ming was speechless for a while, "Will you look at her insanely? I mean, yes, she has a g-cup. I can stare at her g-cup for a full 5 minutes, but if it takes longer, I won't." No more."

"Uh..." Ke Zheng was tongue-tied for a while before he said, "I'm just a metaphor. What does Xiao Ling say? She's quite attractive, but she doesn't attract me."

"You're already rotten, of course she doesn't attract you." Zhou Ming curled his lips.

"No, you didn't understand the point." Ke Zheng also got excited, sitting cross-legged on the bed, spitting at him. "The key is not whether you are really obsessed with her, but whether you have shown your obsession. The so-called pursuit of flowers is actually a kind of game, the same as we play online games. Everyone wants to be the number one in the server, Everyone wants to grab the unique artifact, but there is only one first, and there is only one artifact, what should I do? Online games set a rule, everyone can compete fairly, abide by the same rules, and see who can win. The same is true for Xihua, Xiao Ling Set a series of rules, whoever wins can get a G cup. And showing obsession is one of the rules, if you don’t meet it, of course she ran away.”

"Even if she runs away, I still have an appointment with her." Zhou Ming wondered, "Why should I continue to meet her rules?"

"No, no, going out to see a movie with her is just a basic reward, and there are advanced rewards." Ke Zheng became more and more excited as he spoke, "For example, having dinner with her is a more advanced reward."

"Going with her to a popular fast food restaurant or a small bourgeoisie western restaurant is also a reward?" Zhou Ming scratched his chin, recalling this detail.

"That's right!" Ke Zheng snapped his fingers, "Xiao Ling is a very smart woman, she will set up very detailed rewards and conditions, if you do something wrong, she will remind you in various ways, you have to figure it out She means, understands her request—”

"Why do I want to do something boring?" Zhou Ming spread his hands, "I just wanted to make a date, and then I made the date, and I succeeded, why should I pursue other things?"

"You are such a boring person!" Ke Zheng covered his forehead, and said in a tone similar to "God", "Of course it's because everyone is doing it!"

"Huh?" Zhou Ming was surprised for a while, but after thinking about it carefully, this is really the case.He paid attention to Xiao Ling because everyone was paying attention to Xiao Ling!

"Wei Zhe, do you like Xiao Ling?" Ke Zheng asked immediately.

"I...uh...actually...well..." Wei Zhe hesitated with a blushing face.

"Then you like it." Ke Zheng turned to Wang Lei again, "Do you like Xiao Ling?"

"I like it very much!" Wang Lei replied very simply.

"Look, everyone likes Xiao Ling, and everyone has participated in the game of 'Who can win Xiao Ling's heart'. Just like online games, there are more people who are lively. Are you going to play hot clothes, or go to a There are no ghost costumes?" Ke Zheng winked and said, "Anyway, I wouldn't choose Lin Xiaoshu's ghost costume anyway."

"She's a lily." Zhou Ming interjected weakly.

"What?" This time it was Ke Zheng's turn to be stunned.

"Lin Xiaoshu, what she likes are women, not men." Zhou Ming waved his hands impatiently, "So I just went to have dinner with her, and she also wants to help me attack Xiao Ling."

"After this post came out, they probably can't be friends anymore." Wei Zhe shook his head with a mature look.

"You can even defeat Lily!" Ke Zheng clasped his fingers together and took a deep breath, "Can you tell me the trick?"

"Get lost!" Zhou Ming snatched the pillow from Death's arms, and threw it at Ke Zheng.