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Chapter 2

I remember there are [-] postures, and it is said that it is best to use three or four postures to show your skills and waist strength.

What?I swear, not polite?I didn't leave home and shaved my hair to become a nun. Instead, I took the lead when my younger brother disappeared. I can already be counted as a heroine, a hero among women!

I am a boudoir lady who studied Confucius and Mencius in primary school, recited female precepts, and read the three obediences and four virtues. My parents put my head on my head and followed a room full of ducks all night to learn how to please women!

It's ridiculous to fucking open the door for the ridiculous, and the ridiculous is at home.

Wait... What's behind Guanyin sitting on the lotus?

"Husband?" The princess wanted to reach out to touch me, but I reflexively took half a step back, her expression changed, she looked at me and said nothing.

"I'm... a little drunk." I lowered my eyes to look at her embroidered shoes.

The base is inlaid with gold and jade, and the top is Suzhou embroidery with gold thread. It is really beautiful. Women are easily attracted by beautiful clothes, let alone girls who are waiting for a boudoir. Who has never expected their own wedding dress? I have thought about my grand wedding, but I have never seen such exquisite and beautiful wedding shoes.

I thought that if I could wear such good-looking wedding shoes, my life would not be in vain. If I say try it, I will try it. Anyway, whether I can hide the truth or not is another matter. My daughter might wear it tonight, and she can wear such a good-looking pair before she dies. The shoes are worth it, so I knelt down on one knee and took off the embroidered shoes exclusively customized by the princess, but I took off too hard and took off her socks together.

The instep of the princess is very high, and the pink toes are very beautiful. I touched it with my hands, and the princess kicked me over.

I sprawled like a tortoise, the princess was also stunned, and quickly got up to help me, but the phoenix crown on her head was too heavy and the skirt was too long, so she threw herself into my arms.

But I think the princess did it on purpose, because she fell into my arms for a long time and couldn't get up. After waiting for a long time, I became impatient, so the princess blushed and whispered in my ear: "Mr. , it hurts when you touch me."

ha?

What the hell?

I was stunned for a long time before I realized that my parents did not know where to get this set of equipment, and it would automatically lift up high under the weight. Just kidding, eighteen centimeters, can it not hurt when it is pressed against you?

I helped the princess up speechlessly, but I don't know if I was angry or drank too much wine at night (although it was mixed with water), as soon as I helped her waist, the princess hugged her automatically.

Yes, my personality is a boudoir girl, but think about it, my brother looks amazing, and I am his twin sister, can I be worse?

The one who wants to knock me out every day and snatch me home to cook cooked rice, if not a hundred, there are eighty, so in order to protect my innocence and marry a good husband in the future, I learned all kinds of martial arts since I was a child, and now I am afraid The big insiders can also play a hundred and ten back and forth.

So I lost my mind and threw the princess onto the bed. She let out an exclamation, and I tore off the belt and grabbed her hands and tied them on the head of the bed.

Why tie the hands, because I have learned the knot for an hour, and I am really afraid that the old princess will touch me. She thinks I don't know. Just now she pretended to exclaim, but in fact she touched it secretly. Fortunately, I am a flat-chested person, and if I wrap my chest cloth twice, she will only suspect that I have developed chest muscles, and then I just need to spend the night with her.

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Chapter 3

The four words of spending the night together are simple to say, but the first step is to take off the princess's clothes, and I can't do it. The complicated fancy knots and various gemstone and pearl buttons are like giving her Chastity is locked with countless safety locks.

This person can't be nervous, his hands tremble when he's nervous, and he can't untie it. I've been working on it for a long time, but I haven't made any progress, and I'm sweating profusely. The princess looks at me shyly, ashamed and tired.

After a long time, I gave up on myself and said: "Princess...or...don't..." I did it.

The princess hurriedly stopped my next words and said: "Today is our big day, call me your wife."

I swallowed and said, "My lady, I... I have no experience, just... nothing at all... or... just..." I said and looked at the princess.

The princess was taken aback for a moment, then smiled: "Then Mr. Xiang used to go to those places just to talk and drink?"

those places?which places?

I was a little confused, so I had to nod frequently, but for some reason, the princess was even happier, and her face turned red, "Sir, use the scissors."

I turned around to look for scissors again, but it was difficult to cut the golden thread and piles of materials. The more I cut, the more irritable I became, so I lost my strength and pulled it twice, and the three layers inside were torn apart. Gem buttons were scattered all over the place.

I was dumbfounded and stared straight.

When the princess blamed me for being too impatient, I came back to my senses and found that the princess wedding dress had been torn into rags by me, and the lining inside was not covered with clothes, even the red silk apron was taken from me. The top is torn open to reveal the plump flesh inside, which looks very attractive.

I felt that I looked like a flower picker at this time, I was so ashamed that I didn't know where to put my hands, and my breathing was fast and restless, but the princess wrapped me around me like a snake, pulled me forward, and looked at me with blurred eyes , It doesn't look like a woman from a good family... No, it doesn't sound like a girl with a yellow flower.

I clumsily pecked her lips and then kissed her neck. Her voice was like a milk cat meowing, and then her little paws scratched my heart, which made me lose my mind. The fragrance of hibiscus on my body reminds me of the beautiful hibiscus fairy in my childhood memory.

I became more rude, and when I looked up, I saw her blushing, panting, and said, "Princess, I'm offended."

She looked at me and smiled, "The son-in-law can not only offend you tonight, but also be presumptuous. I forgive you for your innocence."

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Chapter 4

She lay disheveled on the marriage bed and looked at me. Although she was looking up, she looked at me with contempt, as if I was the fish lying on the cutting board, which made me inexplicably unhappy. It's her husband.

Well, in a literal sense, she is her husband, but on this wedding night in the bridal chamber, I am also her master, why am I like a duck waiting for her.

I completely cut off the buttons on her body with scissors, looked at this jade-like princess piled up with tens of millions of people's fat and cream, and thought of it, even the women's precepts that women all over the world have to learn, have to talk about the three obediences and four virtues. This place is also full of nonsense, people were born into the royal family, why should they obey me, a subordinate. In history, there are many examples of princesses who are dissatisfied with concubines, and they kill and remarry, let alone cuckold concubines.

While tying up her eyes with red silk, I was afraid that something would not go according to the princess's wishes and explained: "I...for the first time, I am afraid that the lady will see the ugliness, so please bear with me."

But I didn't know that as soon as I tied it like this, the princess' legs came down from my waist, and then stepped on me with her toes.

Me: Is this really a fucking royal princess?

I looked down at her skillful and sophisticated movements, and couldn't help but widen my eyes,

You are so old-fashioned, do your parents and empress know it!

However, judging from her father's stalking of my aunt, who forced my aunt to hang herself and refuse to marry, I am afraid that this kind of lust is hereditary, and she must be her own daughter.

I grabbed her ankles and wanted to move the princess's feet away from me, but her ankles were as warm as jade, which was burning against my palms. Before I could move, the princess pretended to be shy: "Husband, You set me on fire."

I tease you?Where did I flirt, are you flirtatious? !

How did this man open his eyes... no, he was talking nonsense with his eyes tied?

"Oh..." I loosened my grip on her ankle, repeating the seven-character mantra of the imperial daughter over and over again: "Close gently, slowly twist, wipe and pick again, gather lightly, slowly twist, wipe and pick again..."

I thought of the teachings of Nanfengguan and Duck Kings last night.

There are those who believe that recklessness is the kingly way, and those who devote themselves to training their waists, think that they are noble, and think that Plato's spiritual GC is the eternal way, and there are also those who take into account both, and cultivate both internally and externally.

It's so complicated to have sex with all these gossips.

How about taking medicine?

I turned to look at the acacia incense in the drawer and thought.

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Chapter 5

I'm a little distracted.

Regarding the matter of Acacia Fragrance, when the princess spoke, she had already thrown it out of the sky. There were only eight words in her mind, soft and horizontal, lively and fragrant.

It stands to reason that my boudoir lady should not only know these eight characters, but also should not react to the princess.But I know these eight characters, and I also reacted to the princess.

Her panting has a rhythm, like the drums of the string teacher when I was young, leading me. It seems that what I am facing is not a wife who consummated the house with me, but a new piano full of temptations, with a body as smooth as jade. The strings with excellent feel, and the graceful sound.

I even closed my eyes, as if high mountains and flowing water, the meaning of zither and harp.

In the end, I don’t know if it was because she was too attractive, or because I was obsessed, but everything came to fruition, her voice became higher and higher, and I felt like I was being entangled in a boa constrictor.

Her language is full of contradictions, every sentence is broken, and the ending is also scattered.

I looked at the nectar in my hand and thought, Aniang shouldn’t have turned me into a girl. I have a good understanding and a good memory. I don’t know how much better my essays and martial arts are than my soft-tempered brother. Why can he be so tall and flirtatious? Walking around Chang'an, but I can only be a lady in the boudoir, reading the sour and smelly women's ring?

I took off the princess' blindfold, and she looked at me with teary eyes. I was a little dazed for a moment, and I couldn't help but gently stroked her face, "Sorry, princess, my husband... was reckless."

The princess bent her eyes towards me and said hoarsely, "Chen Lang, you never need to apologize to me."

My fingers trembled, and then I leaned over to hold the princess's lips, and whispered in her ear, "I'll ask the maid to wash it for you."

On the wedding night, the princess and I slept in separate rooms. I slept in the companion room next door. I took off my smelly utensils and didn’t even take a shower. I locked the door and fell asleep. Anyway, the princess, I went to sleep too. Chen also disappeared, and will enter the palace tomorrow to meet the Holy Spirit, if unfortunately found out, it will be the crime of deceiving the emperor, and it will be nothing more than copying and beheading.

How is love.

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Chapter 6

There are booster pads inside the shoes, shoulder pads are sewn into the interlining of the clothes, and a sword eyebrow is drawn. I paced back and forth in the room with two panda eyes on my face.

Even if your elder brother is a prince, your mother is a queen, your grandfather has all the power, and your father killed nineteen bloody BMWs in order to let you eat a fresh mango, you can't be late for the palace, right? !

I know, you are a golden branch and jade leaf, born to be loved by thousands of people, but I am not!I am not!You are late, your father will punish my whole family!

Can't bear it, can't bear it!Although I was so tired yesterday that I fell asleep with a cup of tea, but in my dream my daughter's body was pierced and all the doors were chopped off. Last night, I was called my husband's princess coquettishly. In my dream, I was ordered to be tied up. On the city wall, three thousand knives must be cut.

The blood and flesh flying, the pain of the blunt knife cutting the flesh, made me unable to breathe. I woke up suddenly, covered in cold sweat, so scared that I woke up overnight and thickened the corset again. I even sewed more than a dozen shoulder pads. Also researched masculine and mighty man makeup.

As long as you draw it, you can show your majestic, domineering and masculine face.

Hey, there is definitely no problem with makeup, it is my own problem, I look at myself in the mirror, why don't I tan my skin, my beauty is so ruined, and I still look like a jade-faced fairy !

In the past in Sichuan, people often ridiculed me, saying that my aunt gave birth to two sisters, and insisted on saying that one was a man, which made my brother turn blue every time and fight with the National People's Congress. I was still watching the joke. Now It seems... those neighbors are really good, this look...really...

Never mind, never mind.

I knocked on the door twice, and the maid opened it from the back room, and the fragrance of hibiscus blowing over my face made me a little dazed.

The inside of the house seems to have changed. Yesterday it was still red silk and red sand, with Phoenix candle and dragon patterns, but today it is elegant and exotic, facing the huge double-sided embroidered landscape, bamboo and sea screen, the red curtains are covered with It was replaced with a hollowed-out light blue veil, and on the table inside were colorful glazed lamps that I had heard from businessmen in the Western Regions, and Persian carpets that I had only seen in picture books.

I stood there in a daze, not knowing where to put my feet. When I raised my eyes, I saw the princess lifted up the veil and came slowly like me. She was wrapped in a light-colored chest-length skirt, and the roundness of her chest was somewhat strangled, which made people feel uncomfortable. Think she might be out of breath, delicate collarbone, and a piece of suet-like skin in the bare area.

My eyes widened, my breathing was rapid, my mind went blank, and my upper and lower lips were glued together.

"Sister-in-law, you are here, help me choose these gauze shirts." He said and pulled me to the back room.

I couldn't breathe well. Although we are both women, the princess's delicacy is very human. The jewelry in the inner room, the hair fork, the fan embroidered shoes and other accessories dazzled my eyes.

But this princess is still playing a dress-up game in front of me.

"Sir, is this good?"

"Is this too vegetarian?"

"Is this too ostentatious?"

I looked at the nine fist-sized pearls next to her jewelry box, and couldn't help but pick them up and examine them carefully.

The princess turned to look at me, "My husband likes it? This is offered by a small country that was just conquered, and there are only nine of them, and my brother gave them all to me."

I put it back.

The princess looked at me, then leaned closer and said in my ear, "If you like it, you can put one on your official hat."

Official hat?

Yes, my brother is... what kind of official position?

"Can official hats be inlaid?" I asked casually.

The princess smiled coquettishly: "Of course the son-in-law can."

This...that is to say, I can do it?My face is calm, but my heart is ecstatic!This pearl is so beautiful! !

Wait, calm down, what is this pearl, the princess is my wife, and all hers are mine!

Just two seconds after I was proud, I remembered that I was a fake man, so no matter whether it was the princess, the status of wealth, or this pearl offered as an offering, I had my life to think about it, but I didn’t have my life to enjoy it.

I was depressed, looking at the sun outside the house, thinking that it would be better not to reveal my secrets when I enter the palace today: "It's almost time."

Princess: "That's right, I must have made my mother and grandfather wait anxiously, but I haven't chosen my clothes yet." The princess began to choose various gauze shirts again.

"Just this one." I casually pointed to one.

"My husband is just as I thought." The princess glanced at me, put it on immediately, and leaned over softly, "My husband, you are very handsome today."

"As long as you like it."

When I walked to the hall with the princess on my arm and looked at my parents sitting in the hall, I asked in confusion, "Shouldn't we enter the palace?"

The old woman smiled and helped the princess across the threshold from my hand, "Erlang is so happy and silly, ordinary women usually return home in three dynasties, and the princess will return to peace in nine days with golden branches and jade leaves."

"Ah?" I was taken aback, because I did my homework all night last night.

Does the emotional guillotine take nine days to fall?

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Chapter 7

To tell you the truth, this princess is pretty good, not to mention her family background, she can also chat with me, and she has a lot of rites and music, not to mention proficient in imperial books, at least much higher than other royal family members.

She is also beautiful, her beauty has impact, she is as bright as a peony at first glance, and only noticed her luxurious clothes and expensive jewelry at the second glance, and her smile is even more beautiful and charming, hey...

Isn't this the man's dream wife, the peak of Yin Yin, the best match?

The guy who matches my brother is like a pearl falling into the mud, a peony being chewed by a cow, and a swan being mangled... ah... spoiled...

For this guy to be kidnapped, I'm still a little bit glad that this perfect princess of Datang fell into my hands... Bah... No, I mean, we are both women, and I have no respect for her name. And...forget it...

However, such a perfect princess also has a mortal side.

No... For other men, this is a happy thing, like a hard-earned horse with an infinite energy bar.

But... For me, every time I go to the princess, I add another knife to the three thousand knives. Every time I stab the princess, I have a premonition that I will be stabbed back by the dragon-slaying sword in the future, the kind of big knife that pierces the chest.

The tighter the princess's legs stretched, the faster her waist swayed, and the more she screamed, the more frightened, worried, and incompetent I became.Luckily, I have tools by my side, and I never get weak.

But this princess is just like the female fairy in the storybook, saying some shameless words.

"Sanggong, you are so powerful, you make me feel very comfortable."

"Master, slow down..."

"Xianggong... If he abandons literature and pursues martial arts, he must be a great general..."

I... my mother gave up literature and went to martial arts. In this patriarchal society, I can't even do literature.

It's all to blame that bastard Yun Chen, who has been kidnapped after learning martial arts for so many years!It's okay to kidnap, won't you escape back?

My exhausted farm ox went back to sleep in my companion room.

Forget about the first three days, I thought you were just starting out, and you were full of sex for a while, but you are dressed like this today, what does it mean to have dinner with me?

This is even more slutty than a Persian dancer, this chest... In addition to the red tassels on the X, there is also a gold chain on her body, you tell me, this dress is not covering the body, a princess of a country is unseemly!Immortal!Unsightly!

Well, although the princess is ignorant, but... I can't let her down. It was another night of romance, and I almost couldn't sit up when I got up to practice martial arts in the morning, so I had to find a doctor, who said that my lumbar muscles were strained.

I've only had sex with the princess for four days, and my lumbar muscles are strained? !After this...

The princess sat next to her, and the doctor prescribed a prescription. After thinking about it, he said: "Your Majesty is young, but he suffered from some problems in his early years, and he still needs to be restrained in matters of intercourse."

The princess frowned: "What's wrong with my husband when he was young?"

Yun San: "Mr. Lang once sent his grandmother back to Beijing when he was young. On his way, a bandit robbed her of his marriage. Then...then he was thrown into the river and hurt his waist when he hit the water."

The princess said urgently: "After that..."

Yun San: "Fortunately, the eldest lady was worried about following, so she entered the water and rescued Mr. Lang."

I glared at Yun San, who can't mention my sister, no...why mention myself? !

Princess: "I've heard that sister is the number one beauty in Sichuan, and her temper is... straightforward, why haven't I seen her these days?"

Yun San carefully considered: "Shangguan's family came to propose a marriage a few days ago, and they were disrespectful to the young lady in words, and made the young lady sick. Afraid of giving the princess too much anger, they went out and found a house in the suburbs to recuperate."

"Shangguan's house?" These three seemed to be chewed several times before vomited out. The princess's thoughts were empty, as if she was looking at me and not looking at me.

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Chapter 8

In the evening, I was reprimanded by Grandpa, and Yun San received ten boards.

"Fortunately, I really have a house in the suburbs! Your sister-in-law is sick and raised there, otherwise the princess' spies went today... the consequences would be disastrous!"

"The princess is quite concerned about our family." I lowered my head and muttered.

Grandpa walked back and forth with his hands behind his back, and after a long time he said, "Do you think the princess really cares?! Do you think the princess really has a crush on you...do you?!"

if not?If it wasn't for me being gentle and considerate, handsome and lively, the princess would be able to pester me every day and not let me get out of bed?

Grandpa glanced at me, as if he couldn't bear to criticize me, "It's Princess Gao Yang's intention to marry you."

"Princess Gao Yang?"

"Well, she did it, and..." Grandpa looked down and looked at me: "Did you find out?"

I pursed my lips and didn't speak. I had heard about Princess Gaoyang's love affairs as early as in Sichuan. She was the emperor's only twin sister. They heard that she was unparalleled in beauty, that she was extremely vicious, and that she was infatuated with no one in her life.

"Princess An Le has been close to her since childhood."

At this point, grandpa looked at me and patted my shoulder, as if he didn't want to bring up the past, so he changed the topic: "Don't bring up the official family in front of the princess in the future."

"Why? Their family really overshadows the sky in Kyoto?!"

"Do you know the relationship between the princess and the Shangguan family?"

I answered truthfully: "I don't know."

"The head of the Shangguan family is the second uncle and grandfather of Princess Gaoyang's grandfather's eldest wife's sister's sister-in-law's sister-in-law!"

Me: "..." The relationship is really close.

Grandpa: "Do you understand?"

I was dissatisfied: "But I am the court consort."

Grandpa: "Shangguan Heng's younger sister is the prince's good friend!"

I repeated: "But I am the court consort!"

Grandpa: "Shangguan Qingqing is the emperor's concubine!"

I refused to accept it: "But I am the imperial son-in-law."

Grandpa: "Shangguan Rou'er is the third prince's side concubine."

Me: "But I am the court consort."

Grandpa: "Shangguan Feng is also the imperial son-in-law!"

"I……"

Grandpa made up the knife: "You are still a fake."

My temples throbbed and hurt: "Am I trying to be a fake?"

Grandpa: "Father knows that this matter is embarrassing you, but I have no choice but to embarrass you for a while."

I wasn't wronged at first, but I still felt that I had taken advantage of it. The fairy on the cloud just fell into my arms like a fallen flower.

But it would not be a good thing to involve Gao Yang.

The cancer in Datang Country, A Niang's 18-year nightmare.

I came out of the study with a sullen face, and Yun San followed behind, clutching my buttocks in silence, and after walking to a secluded place for a long time, I turned to look at Yun San.

"I trust you most, you know that."

Yun San nodded.

"Do you still remember your promise when I rescued you from the slave prison?"

Yun San straightened his back: "Yun San swears that he will be loyal to Miss all his life, and only to Miss."

"You are my eyes, ears and weapons, if you lie and hide, I will be blind and deaf."

Yun San lifted his robe and knelt down, looking up at me.

"Let's talk, Gao Yang and An Le."

Yun San: "Princess Anle, she is wild...she is debauched. Long before the son, she married two concubines, and then one died and the other went crazy. She is free from joy and anger, disregarding human life...relying on the emperor's favor and lawlessness."

"Then why did Gao Yang harm me... The Yun family?"

Gao Yang hates my Auntie, I know a little bit of detail, when Auntie was so beautiful, Gao Yang was overwhelmed everywhere, so he framed Aunt many times, but it has been nearly 20 years, so it is not possible to still To kill my entire Yun family.

"Gao Yang once... fell in love with the Patriarch, that's why his wife was forced to enter the palace and hanged herself... This matter, the Patriarch took his wife to go far away in Shu, it was not driven by the family, but... Gao Yang let it go. Their conditions, now that the Patriarch is recalled, Gao Yang will naturally take revenge, so..."

I sneered: "So you want An Le to kill my brother? Femme fatale!"

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Chapter 9

"She...you are the one who killed me now, Miss." Yun San looked up at me.

"Gao Yang is the mastermind, and she is the accomplice. They are like dogs." Yun San added.

"No guarantee, they and the Shangguan family are also in the same group. One will kill you, the other will ruin the reputation of the eldest lady, and the other will ruin the entire Yun family." Yun San continued to add.

"I... am the eldest lady." I couldn't help but speak.

"We all know it, but if the "Missy" doesn't show up, it will ruin your reputation. "Yun San looked at me and explained.

"Then it will be difficult for the eldest lady to find a good husband in the capital, and it may even be difficult for a second-married widower."

Yun San lowered his head in disappointment, as if he had already seen my tragic fate in the future. Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration and slapped his thigh: "But there are still countless poor students. We can cast the net widely and focus on catching fish! We can always hit the right one. one."

I was so angry that I got a headache; "Where did you read it?"

"Sentimental Qian Jin Qiao Scholar, this story is about a noble lady from a famous family who was ruined in Kyoto, who finally supported the poor scholar to become a prime minister, and finally the male leader became the prime minister."

"Oh?" I tried to calm my anger, "Let me see?"

Yun San hurriedly got up and nodded, then shook his head again: "No, no, no, this book is a banned book, there are many in it...you can't look at Miss."

"I fucking fuck women, you say I can't read pornography?!"

"But you haven't seen that thing about men?"

"Uh..." I should have let you stay in the slave prison!

Maybe it was because my expression was too scary, Yun San bowed his waist while running and turned his head: "I'll send you to the study room immediately."

On the gravel road I went back to the yard, the begonias in the garden were blooming, and the evening wind was blowing petals towards me, the sky was full of bright moon, and when I walked through the promenade, I could see the silhouette of the beauty lying on the couch through the semi-circular empty window , that waist and hip line is extremely beautiful.

Yes, in addition to a face full of water, Princess Anle also has an unbelievable skin touch.

I still remember that every night, different colored bandages were wrapped around her eyes, her slightly parted lips, her scarlet tongue, and her pink and shiny lips with the lip beads that I love to suck.

There is a kind of enchanting fragrance on her body, which makes me move my uncontrollable hands on her twat, making me want to kiss her, possess her, and make her cry.

But An Le has never cried, every ups and downs and coquettishness of her voice are all temptations.

I was wrong, she was controlling me, she was playing with me, she used me as her sex toy, when she got bored, she would kill me or drive me crazy like she did to her former sons-in-law .

I drew back the curtain and walked in, and she looked up at me with a book in her hand.

The black and white eyeballs just looked at me quietly.At that moment, I swear, I will make her fall in love with me.

Falling in love with me like crazy.

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