Under, psoas muscle strain

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Chapter 10

But... loving this thing is the most difficult thing to figure out.

I looked at these love story books, and the more I read, the more confused I became.

"No, it's still easy to ponder." Yun San spread out another volume of vulgar scripts that he didn't know where to buy from a small vendor: "And this, little...Lang Jun, look at this: Oiran and Yelang .”

I opened the 1 storybooks I read today, took a rough look, and threw them aside.

Yun San: "Little...Mr.! I collected this after traveling all over the capital. How about..."

"Shut up, you!" I pressed the blue veins on my forehead: "What kind of rubbish are you looking for, but anyone with a brain who has read the Three Character Classic knows that these books are all lies, this one is even more outrageous!

You tell me, a gorgeous oiran in Yangzhou would like a chamber pot?

Just because he picked up the hairpin that the oiran opened the door and dropped?

Then there is the segment of motion splicing that is longer than the foot wrap, it's really outrageous to open the door to outrageous, outrageous to get home! "

Yun San: "But I feel that the princess of the wild book grows up..."

"The wild scholar? Just because he snatched Yangzhou's skinny horse's shoes as a wine glass, drank like a fool and ran to put the eldest princess to sleep, so he went crazy? Don't show me this kind of IQ-lowering script again."

"But Mr. Wang, I think there is some reason for the popularity of these story books."

I can't wait to burn down this whole house of obscenity and obscenity, but this guy still makes sense.

"You think, this stuff of love is just an adjustment. Except for the things about going to bed, it's all boring and trivial life, but what really makes people hard to extricate themselves are taboos, immorality, and unacceptable things. ?

If it's just about equal status, the two are childhood sweethearts, love each other, and go on peacefully, then what's there to see?

This kind of storybook can't be sold.As for Princess Anle, who is such a deviant girl, what has she never seen or played with?If you want to grab her heart, make her unable to extricate herself from you, and let you control her, you can only resort to risky moves and slant your sword. "

I looked at Yun San, his face was shamefully red, and I looked at him suspiciously.

"Lang Jun, just..." As he spoke, he began to stir the corners of his clothes with his little fingers.

"say."

Yun Sanyi licked the corner of his mouth: "Actually, you don't have to spend a lot of time thinking about how to make the princess happy with you. Let's not talk about the appearance of the gentleman. He is also at the top of the whole Datang. He is outstanding in all aspects and is not inferior to the man. What's more important The princess is a daughter, and so are you. This is immoral, exciting, deviant and rebellious. She may have tasted the taste of a man in the world, but being played by a fake son-in-law is still the first trick. When she reaches the level of interest in you Peak, if we expose it again, then she will only..."

"Did I blow up your ancestral grave?" I stopped Yun San's next words with a cold face.

"No... Mr. Lang buried my family."

"Then you can't wait for me to kill you all over the house?!"

"No, sir! God is helping you! This is an unpopular hobby, and you are not the first one in this ancient world. Those concubines and concubines in the palace occasionally comfort each other. The princess is treating you right now. , we will throw her into the clouds and drag her down to hell at this time, or we will be full..."

Yun San looked at me like a knife, and the words stuck in his throat: "Or I will love you so much that I will cry ghosts and gods, and resist the whole Datang for you!"

"Huh? What the hell?"

"You will be the female versions of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai! Believe me, although the process may be a bit tortuous, and the princess may torture you to the point where you can't survive, but you will definitely fall in love with you in the end. At that time, Princess Anle will definitely fall in love with you. Will go through fire and water for you!"

"It's true that I didn't blow up your ancestral grave, right?"

"No."

"Stop reading brain-dead storybooks in the future! Burn them all."

"But I've been writing all night!"

"I know why these plots are so insane, you figure it out, I let An Le fall in love with me, not because I have any feelings for her, but because I want to protect my Yun family, my mother has been discovered, I will protect myself Fucking Yun family! Tomorrow you will go to school to study for me, starting with the Three Character Classic."

"Lang Jun...this...Lang Jun, I am still very popular in the underground, and my books have sold thousands of copies!"

"One more word, I'll burn you with me!"

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Chapter 11

I hadn't figured out how to get rid of it yet, when Nine Days Guining came, I drew thick eyebrows, and before I even had time to darken and yellow my skin, I just sat there and started listening to the training.

The one who admonished me was Princess Gaoyang's servant, he suppressed and ridiculed me everywhere in his words, and pretended to be a tiger in front of me. I looked at Furong in the mirror and frowned, thinking that the day when Princess Anle gets tired of me is coming.

Otherwise, Princess Gaoyang is about to start acting.

After thinking about it for the past few days, I always feel that Yunchen's disappearance is most likely caused by Shangguan's family, but perhaps the person behind him is Gao Yang.

Then look at the way the eunuch looked at me with his nose up, thinking that Gao Yang must have hated my aunt so much, hated me and Yun Chen who look very similar to her, so he sent the eunuchs around me to torture me, let me An Le came to kill me.

I helped Anle into the sedan chair, rode the tall horse, entered the Daxing Palace, paid homage to the emperor and empress, and followed Anle to meet the queen mother.

But the Empress Dowager didn't see me, so I sat outside for a while, An Le entered the palace and forgot about me, leaving me sitting there alone, drinking tea alone.

During lunch, the crown prince also came. He sat next to An Le and looked up at me frequently.I pretended not to know, buried my head in eating, neither spoke nor smiled.

In the afternoon, I played a few games with the prince. I can't understand this person, but his chess is so easy to understand. Even if I guessed every move of his chess correctly, I still lost every game.

I thought of that kid Yunchen, although I didn't go to school completely, but I pretended to be a boy since I was a child and joined a government school as an auditor. He beat him in all six arts, except for playing chess, he was not bad enough to be equal to me.

Well, in fact, I was barely able to bow him down.

"Could it be possible that Yun Zhongjian will let Gu go again?"

I look up at him.

"The adults in the three provinces and six departments all say that Yun Zhongjian's chess skills are unparalleled in the world, and he is the closed disciple of a chess master who has long since retired."

I frowned, a little displeased: "The crown prince was joking, the only closed disciple of Mr. Shi is my elder sister, and my chess skills were taught by my elder sister."

This is also a thorn in my heart. I taught Yunchen chess skills when he was nine years old, but his talent is far higher than mine. If he hadn't had a high fever and couldn't travel that day, maybe Shi Lao's closed disciple would be him.

I thought the prince would say something else, but he was lost in thought, his lips opened and closed, and his lips seemed to say: No wonder.

No wonder?no wonder what?

Or that guy Yunchen started to show off his chess skills as soon as he won Tanhua?

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Chapter 12

Anle went back to the palace to stay for seven days, I went back to the palace at night, and went to the palace during the day as a decoration to accompany her.

It was alright at first, but then I noticed that the maids who brought me tea and the little eunuchs looked at me more and more strangely, from the beginning of raising their eyes and covering their mouths to laughing, to the expressions that couldn't be resolved later lamentation and pity.

I didn't know the reason until the ninth day, when I went to the Princess Jingli's mansion to attend a banquet, and these princes and nobles got drunk.

"Yun Zhongjian, I heard that your waist is not good?"

"It's said that the lumbar muscle strain was caused by falling into the water. How could it be so young..."

"With a poor body, how can I serve the princess?!"

"It's okay, the cow is exhausted, and I will replace it with a new one."

"Ah??" You are the fucking bull!

Although the matter of Li Daitao's stiffness has not been exposed, but I can't fucking stay in bed. Why does the whole capital know now? !

no!It's not that I can't do it in bed!It's the princess who always forces me to have sex with her in different ways!These ten men have to be hollowed out by her!

There are also this group of people who came to see me one after another...My brother's colleagues, what are they giving away, tiger penis, bull penis, wolf penis, donkey penis, pig kidney, dog kidney and cow kidney, I am fucking psoas strain!

It was because the idiot who saved Yunchen was hit by a stone in the river!

It's not that the kidney function is bad!My fucking kidney is fine!Every night, the water flow has to change a few pots!

Speechless!Speechless!The eyes and gifts of this group of dog men are very annoying!

So I finished eating these whip kidneys, became in heat like a male dog, and pestered Anle ten times every night. The title of "Lang Jun" is an insult to my Yun family's lintel!

But I put dog skin plaster on my waist every night, and spent countless money to let people go out to spread the love story between me and Anle. Even Yun San wrote a script, but there are still countless whips and kidneys delivered to my door every day.

These people from Kyoto are just pretending to be deaf and stupid to mess with me!

This matter has not stopped, and when the princess mansion is settled properly, I will move out at the end of the month. I am upset. Water, the sexual intercourse is full of loopholes, I really want to ask how Hua Mulan hid a group of men back then, and survived until the class teacher returned to the court safely.

And as the weather gets warmer, I won't be able to wear the high collar with this lining for a long time. It's okay that the Adam's apple is looming, and it's easy to wear through the naked body.

Furthermore, it is not a long-term solution to tie up Princess Anle every time she goes to bed!

I had a splitting headache, so I had no choice but to find excuses, but I could find different excuses every day when I went to the Princess Mansion, but... what should I do when I go to court.

Although the supervisor in the palace is an idle job, I have to go to the palace to stay every day. I am a woman working with a group of men, which is really against the rules of etiquette!It's against the law of etiquette!

I broke the jar and thought about it, now that I have become Yunchen, in the future, I will either die or change back with Yunchen, it will not be long, those Confucius and Mencius rules should be fed to the dog first.

Furthermore, I haven't had any contact with other men, except for my servant, Yun San, and my idiot younger brother Yun Chen, none of them make me feel at ease.

This became a son-in-law, and the young talents of my Datang were all in contact with me in the court. I thought that maybe when Yun Chen came back, I could still choose a husband for myself in the court. With such thoughts in mind, I cherished Going up to the court hall with [-]% anticipation, he entered the hall.Looking at these young officials, I want to try the feeling of a deer bumping around.

But only half a month later, the little deer was run over to death by the carriages of the young talents before it even started to collide.

These guys were criticizing and spitting freely in the hall, forming cliques in private, collude with the tunes secretly, and during the lunch break in the hall, they even gathered people to discuss the Kyoto orchid dancer in private.

Flies in human skin make me sick.

Not to mention the other crooked melons and cracked dates, there are still a few appearances that will catch the eye, but these princes and grandchildren, apart from jogging horses and cockfights, and comparing concubines, they are all idiots who are full of benevolence and morality. , Yun Chen is a rare treasure, no wonder An Le fell in love with him at first sight, and he hasn't gotten tired of me until now.

My younger brother is indeed worthy of the title of the first jade-faced gentleman in Datang.

Look at this group again... Forget it, I might as well look at myself in the mirror, thinking that if I regain my daughter's body and have a relationship with one of these men in the future, I might as well work hard to raise my waist and live in peace and happiness for the rest of my life. Everything except being a woman is perfect!

Immediately, I told Yun San what I thought in my heart. He was depressed for a while, and only said: "Princess An Le is not only a woman, but she wants your life, she really wants to be anywhere."

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Chapter 13

I used to read some romantic poems, and every time I read "except Wushan is not a cloud", I would think about how I would bear it if the person I loved deeply in this life went away before me.

But it's not like this!It's definitely not like she wants my life!

An Le... An Le;

Is there any similarity between you and your name? !

You neither have the security of being a woman, nor let me enjoy the joy of being your husband.

I was a little afraid to meet her, and I completely gave up the idea of ​​raising the lintel of my Yun family and showing off my glory in bed. Instead, I devoted myself to the negotiation of interpersonal relationships honestly, thinking that there might be some clues, and I could find her as soon as possible. When I returned to Yunchen, it was because I chatted casually with this group of colleagues and spent a long night drinking too much that I had an excuse to avoid going back to the Princess Mansion.

I have never dealt with foreigners in the past. Men and women are on the front line, and Yun Chen is even more on guard against those people. I have no chance of my little daughter's love, but now I married a princess and became a son-in-law. Being a prisoner in the palace and going to the court, it is natural to have to deal with other officials of the son-in-law, after all, they all eat soft food.

But after a lot of dealings, I realized why Yun Chen didn't want those guys to come close to me. A group of young men with a lot of blood had nothing else on their minds except for the dirty things. woman.

This time it was even more extreme and took me directly to the Women's Branch Hospital.

I thought I was entering an ordinary restaurant, but I didn't know that several darkrooms in this restaurant directly lead to the drunken red building.

I stared dumbfounded at the well-dressed adults in the court hall, having fun with Chang'er in their arms.

"You...you..." Before I finished speaking, a few orchids helped me fall to the ground, took off my boots, tore off my belt, and rubbed their gorgeous lips on my face .

Talking nonsense like: "My lord, you are so mighty".

I pushed and shoved for a long time before I heard someone say something inside.

"Okay, okay. Just do what you want."

My underwear was opened, revealing a piece of skin on my neck, I turned around and pulled the skirt.

"What does this mean?!"

"Brother Yun, don't worry, you have surrendered to us, but you know that these things have been discovered..."

As he spoke, he rubbed his neck, and smiled again: "We don't stop you from being a good son-in-law, a good man, but we also trouble you to keep your mouth shut. Today you have an affair with these orchids. We All seen. Here are your boots and belt."

I watched them take my shoes and belt as evidence. If I told them, I would be an accomplice. My temples were slightly bruised. I smiled and found a place to sit on the ground: "Naturally."

Naturally, I will not forget that the purpose of dealing with them is to find Yunchen.

In fact, I have long wanted to come to Zuihonglou. Yun San told me the day before yesterday that there was a long-lost "Xiaoxiang Water Song" in Zuihonglou.

I originally thought it would be difficult to enter the drunken red building, but these guys took me here to have a good time and drink in a short time.

"The son-in-law is a good man, don't embarrass him." A colleague snatched my boots and belt and handed them to me.

First threatened and then wooed me, huh.

"Everyone is joking, this drunken red building is famous all over the world, so I naturally yearn for it. I am infatuated with being alone in this life, but I am a music idiot. I heard that there is a new oiran who can sing "Xiaoxiang Water Song". This song has disappeared in the world. If you can smell it, it's worth dying, but it's a pity that she's too expensive to see." I took the boots, the belt, and tidied up my clothes slowly.

"You said that beauty! I haven't seen her before. She said that she fell in love with her, but her bones are hard, so she is locked up somewhere now."

"It is said that she is like a fairy descending to the earth, and the most beautiful woman in Datang..." He said and glanced at me, "Brother Yun, don't worry, we just heard that, after all, it is better to be fascinated by the one who is used to beauties." people."

"No matter how beautiful she is, can she compare to Miss Yun? She is the lady of everyone. If Brother Yun is willing to tie the knot, if we can take a look at Sister Ling from a distance, this life will not be in vain."

"My sister?"

"That's right, Sister Ling is the number one beauty in Datang."

"Huh??" I am the number one beauty in Datang, why don't I know?

"Although I have never met Sister Ling, three of the four famous men and four beauties in Kyoto all love Brother Shangguan, but Brother Shangguan came to ask for a marriage that day, and when he returned, he didn't think about eating and drinking, and became thinner day by day. He said that he had never seen this in his life. Wait for the beauty."

What the hell?What the hell is that idiot Shangguanjing spreading rumors? !

"It is said that she is like a fairy under the moon, Chang'e in this world. But brother Yun is beautiful and beautiful, and sister Ling is twins, presumably..."

I was so hot-headed, hearing these bastards compare a prostitute with me, I wished I could take a sword and stab these gangsters to death.

The more I listened, the angrier I became, and I said something to change my clothes and left this place.

But as soon as I went downstairs, I regretted it again. I really wanted to see that oiran. I suspected that Yun Chen had a connection with that oiran. I figured it out from the incomplete piano score, and then took it out to adapt it. Yun Chen doesn't have much literary talent, and I taught him these things.

I have practiced this song for a long time, so long that Yun San can whistle, so Yun San definitely can't get it wrong. I thought about changing into black clothes and exploring the drunk red building at night. Just made up my mind, and then I saw myself in the back garden.

Damn... why does this person look exactly like me? !

I reached out and grabbed her.

No... this is fucking Yun Chen...

"Fuck! Yunchen, why are you in the J courtyard?!"

Yun Chen widened his eyes and looked me up and down.

"Yun Li, why are you here?!"

"Why the hell am I here?! I'm looking for you!"

I gritted my teeth and was about to scold him, but then I reacted: "Damn! Why the fuck are you wearing women's clothing?!"

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Chapter 14

I grabbed his wrist, my pulse was weak, and my internal strength was exhausted. I was shocked and angry for a while: "Who did it?! I killed him!"

Yun Chen covered my mouth and pulled me into the toilet behind to hide.

The sound of footsteps outside was like a sudden rainstorm.

I looked at him and pulled his hand away: "People outside are looking for you?" Yun Chen's face could not be seen clearly in the darkness, I pulled the dagger out of my boots, and before I could, Yun Chen held him down.

"It's the prince."

"Heavenly King Lao Tzu is here, whoever bullies you, I will kill him too!"

"Sister, lower your voice, it's the prince!"

"what?!"

"When the crown prince."

"How did you mess with him?!"

"When I heard that Shangguan Jing came to the door that day, I wanted to beat him up, so I put on women's clothes, and I was knocked out as soon as I left the mansion, and then I was sold to the drunken red building, and I was beaten by the prince..."

"How do you know it's the prince?"

"I saw it during the imperial examination."

"Did he recognize you?"

"He thought I was you... wanted to keep me for himself, so he kept threatening that he would let me go back to Yun's house unless I was willing to marry him as a good example."

My head was buzzing, and the wrist holding Yunchen trembled a little. After a long time, I said in a hoarse voice: "It's good to find you, let's change our clothes back."

"Sister, this won't work... It doesn't matter if I'm a man, I can't let you in this tiger's den. And my marriage, I... I heard that you can't do it, what's going on?"

"Uh..." I just remembered being angry, but I forgot about it.

"You pretended that I married An Le?"

"I...I..." My mouthpiece was glued together, not daring to look into Yun Chen's eyes, and it took me a long time to spit out a few words. "Grandpa made me do this."

The footsteps outside the latrine grew louder, rushing like a drumbeat, I pressed the dagger in my boot, and explained hesitantly: "Grandpa...Grandpa...I..."

"Why didn't you expose yourself? You had sex with her." This is an affirmative sentence.After finishing talking, Yun Chen didn't spare me: "What do you use to sleep? Hands or mouth..."

"What are the words of tigers and wolves! I use utensils, just... touch it, Grandpa made it for me. The eighteen centimeters are very hard, and it will warp when you touch it."

"Don't let me touch this, it's disgusting!" Yun Chen withdrew her hand like an electric shock.

"What's wrong?"

"The prince asked me to give him..."

"Damn it! I'll kill him!" I was so annoyed that I wished I could stab that bastard to death, when I got up, Yun Chen hugged my waist.

"Sister, sister... Get out of here quickly, go back and tell Grandpa, I can delay for a while."

"No... no, no... let's switch back quickly, I can't let you..." Before I finished speaking, the toilet was already full of people.

"Miss Fu, the young master is angry." The voice outside was very low, but through the hanging curtain, it could be felt that the place was surrounded like an iron barrel.

Yun Chen patted my hand reassuringly, got up and straightened her clothes, opened the curtain and went out.

I sat there for a long time, until the person who came in and vomited me back to my senses. I left through the secret passage, and Yun San led the horse and stood in the shade waiting for me. He looked at me and said nothing, and I took the reins and galloped the horse.

I felt the blood flowing backwards all over my body, and restrained all my strength, so I didn't think about the dagger that cut iron like mud in my boots. I was upset, and the person I wanted to see the most at this time was actually An Le.

I looked at the shining words "Princess Mansion", got off my horse, flew into the wall, and even picked wild flowers on the roadside.

I walked to An Le's door, and just as I was about to knock on the door, I saw a handsome, thin and tall man approaching with a jug in his hands.

"Princess, the wine is ready."

I look at him and he looks at me.

The door opened, An Le was wearing a gauze, and looked up at me blankly.

I laughed twice: "I am so happy, please explain."

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Chapter 15

An Le looked at me, "Hasn't Yun Lang been avoiding me recently?"

"I avoided you, so you went to someone else?"

An Le looked at me, smiled and said nothing.

The man looked at me up and down, "Yun Zhongjian is really a good-looking talent, no wonder the princess never recruited me into the palace after marriage."

The relationship was there before me.

"The princess once said that her heart is pleasing to me." I looked at Anle's eyes, the ends of her eyes were raised, and the ends of her eyes would turn red every time she was ruthless.

An Le: "Yun Lang is my son-in-law, so my palace is naturally happy with you."

"Then do you like him too?"

An Le glanced at him, "Naturally."

"Natural?" I couldn't help laughing, "Let me tell you what is natural."

I touched the man's acupoint and Anle's acupoint. She let out an exclamation, and I threw her onto the bed in a whirl.

"Let me tell you what is natural. I am the sky and you are the earth. It is natural for you to be respectful and housekeeping. I am a husband and you are a wife. It is natural for us to have sex..."

I turned around and closed the door, and took off my clothes slowly. Just after taking off my outer shirt, I realized that I was a girl, which is ridiculous!

My wife has cuckolded me!I'm still thinking about the crime of bullying the emperor. The prince has humiliated my younger brother, so I'm still jealous of his sister? !

Is the royal family really so high up?

I walked over, looked down at her, pinched her face, and watched the fright flash across her expression for a moment.

"What? Don't you want to have sex? The lady is scared right now?" I rubbed her chin with my thumb, trying to figure out where to start.

But when she looked up at her, An Le's tears seemed to be shining, as if she was bullied by me and cried.

I didn't come here with chest tightness: "Why is the princess pretending? I don't know how many times I have been to Wushan, but here I am playing a good girl?"

I stood up with my hands on my forehead, covered her body with the outer shirt that was thrown on the ground, and unlocked her acupuncture points.

Sitting at the side, she said in a low voice: "The princess has never given me her sincerity, but I have seen my parents love each other since I was a child. If the princess would tell me before giving the marriage..."

"Presumptuous! What am I telling you?! What are you? I still need to tell you in person, what kind of person am I?"

An Le looked at me and spit out every single word. "I was 14 years old and messed up the palace. There are countless guests under my skirt. I have married two concubines. The whole length is An. Every son who has a head and a face has been a guest of this palace and a bedside person. How? Now this palace tells you, How about you?!"

"How dare you?" An Le's black eyes were cold.

"Naturally, we are reconciled and divorced. In the future, weddings and funerals will not be related to each other, and each will be happy."

"Hahaha." An Le seemed to have heard a joke, "Heli? There is only the word "dead husband" in my letter."

"Dead husband?" I laughed angrily.

"Based on your actions just now, it is enough for me to kill you ten thousand times!"

"Kill me?" I despise my wife, my wife wants to kill me?

"Okay, really good." I paced back and forth in the room. "Wonderful, really wonderful."

I looked at An Le, walked over and bent over to look at her, "I'll let you kill as much as I want for my husband."

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Chapter 16

I have never seen a woman's body, only when I was young, I went to the maid's room to find a nanny, and I saw maids and mothers taking a bath together. It was a hot summer, and everyone was stroking their hair, and they were all in the courtyard. It's all shriveled, or some of them are bigger, not worth seeing.

But the servants who were hiding in the dark were peeping vigorously, so I hurt one of his eyes by flying a stone.

An Le is different from those women in my memory, and even my own body is different. I have been used to being served since I was a child, and I have heard enough of the maids' flattery and pretentious words, but now I am stripped naked in revenge I fell in love with her and wanted to humiliate her, but Anle just lay on the bed like this, which made me dazzled and dizzy. Two plump long legs, like fish tails, the thighs were a mass of white flesh, and the calves were slender. The tip is pink.

This body that has turned upside down with me countless times, I can only see it clearly now, even the soft flesh on Anle's stomach is very cute.

It stands to reason that for a guy like her who is round and has no limbs, her waist should be full of fat, but her waistline is tucked in, and the soft flesh of her lower abdomen is also fragrant.

He raised his eyes to look at her again, his eyes were filled with autumn water, and his pupils seemed to be cut. Although his expression was haughty and cold, it seemed that he was about to shed tears in the next second, which was really interesting.

One second I was thinking of letting her die on this bed, and then committing suicide and apologizing, but the next second I just want to enjoy this ultimate pleasure with her.

I am more presumptuous.

"What? Why is the princess staring at her husband? What you said just now is not my fault."

An Le had acupuncture points pressed by me, and she couldn't move or speak, so she had to listen to my words to tease her.

I looked at her delicate neck, couldn't help rubbing it up and down, and asked after thinking about it: "This noble princess of Datang, will you die if you break it?"

But her reaction was even more strange, like a cat with cunt.

I untied her acupuncture points, and she couldn't wait to move closer to me, talking in a daze.

too weird.

Didn't he just caressed him a bit, and he didn't start doing it yet, so why did he become delirious and confused.

"Anle?"

"Anle? Who am I?"

"Sanggong...Sanggong..." Then he pulled me down, took my lips with his small mouth, then pried open my lips and tongue, sucked them densely, and hooked my tongue into her mouth again, Kiss me confused.

This person said he was going to kill me one second, and called me my husband the next?

Even if women are fickle, they can't be fickle to this extent, right?

But before I had time to think what was wrong, she threw herself on me.

I was stunned for a while before I realized something was wrong.

Anle, is this traditional Chinese medicine?

No, who would dare to drug the princess.

I whistled, it was Huan Yunsan's whistle, but as soon as I whistled, I heard a sound from above the beams of the house.

"Lang Jun, I'm up there." I looked up, and Yun San was waving at me with a pen.

"You! Are! Doing! What?!"

"Lang Jun, you continue. I have already hidden that guy in the back mountain, and I have informed the servant girls. They will not come to disturb your good business."

"I! Are! Ask! You! Are! Do! What?!"

"Oh." Yun San licked the tip of his pen: "I'm drawing a map of the palace, for illustrations of "The Domineering Princess and Her Son-In-Law". Don't worry about it, Mr. Lang, just keep going."

"Get off me!"

Yun San pursed his lips, covered the bricks and tiles, turned over and went downstairs, opened the door and came in.

"Look again, I gouged out your eyes!"

Yun San turned around, "Yes, sir."

An Le was dissatisfied that my attention was not on her, and bit my shoulder and neck. I had no choice but to put my arm around her to prevent her from falling.

I sighed again in my heart, my wife is really the best.

"Go ahead."

"say what?"

"Yun San, you know what I want to ask."

Yun San pondered for a while before opening his mouth: "This is a secret story in the palace. Everyone who knew it at that time has already been executed, and I am the only survivor."

"Yeah." I was listening and stroking Anle's back. I just cut my nails not long ago, and they grew a little. I didn't dare to do it too fast and hurt her.

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Fuck?what's the situation? ?When there is a third person in love?Still chatting with a third person while having sex? ?ah?this……

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Chapter 17

"Actually, I've explained the past to Mr. Lang, but I haven't mentioned the reason."

Yun San is seven years older than me. She used to be the son of a concubine in the mansion of the mighty general in Kyoto. She was expelled from the mansion along with her biological mother because of her androgynous birth. The eldest lady died by water torture. In order to get revenge, Yun San entered the Gate of Life and Death and became a secret guard, but before she could kill the eldest lady, the general's mansion was ransacked and beheaded.

I had just learned lightness kung fu at that time, and I thought I was at the top of the world, so I made a bet with Yun Chen to steal the most difficult thing in the world.

The topic I gave to Yun Chen was the thousand-year-old guqin from a neighboring country, and Yun Chen asked me to bring a man out of the slave prison.

So I saved Yun San and left him behind, and he became the only survivor of the General's Mansion.

I comforted An Le, but she seemed displeased, arching around my neck like a puppy, and her hands began to tear at my clothes feebly, so I had no choice but to press her on the bed.

"Back then, the general's house was ransacked and beheaded. It was said to the outside world that it was traitorous and collaborating with the enemy. In fact, it was not the case. Princess Anle fell in love with the then major general. After trying to entangle her for a long time, she found someone to gang-rape the major general's fiancée. The fiancée threw herself into a well and died. Revenge, tricked An Le into the pagoda outside the city, and gave her joy Gu, this Gu will make people become extraordinarily slutty. Once it happens, the mind will be as insane as..."

"Is there... a solution?"

"The female worm is dead, but the toxicity has been suppressed, but Her Royal Highness still loses her mind for a few days every month."

I looked into An Le's confused eyes, and grabbed her wrist with one hand, "You...why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"Although she is a member of the royal family, she has no regard for human life. She is not a kind person, and she is an aunt and nephew with the notorious Gao Yang. I don't want my husband to fall in love with her."

I sighed, I don't know whether I was sighing for my nasty princess wife, or Yun San, whose family lost their lives.

"You go out."

Yun San turned around.

"Don't go to the room."

"Huh? Sir... I'm only interested in this life." Yun San was dissatisfied.

"roll!"

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Chapter 18

That night, I escaped, not at night, but to be precise, when the fish maw was twilight, I rode back to the house, called for hot water, washed off the filth, and lay down to let Yaya treat my muscles and bones.

She pinched my waist and wept. I lay on the bed and sighed twice.

"Miss, I'm not dead yet, why cry?"

"Bah, bah, bah! Miss, don't talk nonsense, Yaya just loves you, and went to serve that...then..."

Yaya pursed her lips and said nothing, "Ms.'s lower back is worse than last week. I used three times as much strength as before before Ms. could feel it." She withdrew her hand and started crying.

I buried my head for a while, she was still crying, I had no choice but to get up, Yaya slipped into my arms, I patted her on the shoulder and coaxed: "Okay, okay, we are all big girls now. And crying like a little kid."

Yaya blushed: "Who told Miss? That bastard Yun San?"

I responded and patted her head, and she restrained herself, "Miss, I'll take off your shirt for you and give you a needle."

Yaya was picked up by Yunchen on the road, on the way to the monastery to be precise. At that time, Yunchen always wanted to raise a dog, but Grandpa refused, so he looked at the dying Yaya by the side of the road and secretly hid in He was taken home in the rear compartment, hid in the woodshed, and fed millet porridge for a week before he was discovered.

Yun Chen received a beating, while