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Chapter 5, this one is different from what I used to read, I kind of like it haha;
Crying while beating, he is not allowed to keep dogs, is he not allowed to keep people?The result was even worse.
The housekeeper wanted to sell Yaya to someone else, but Yunchen begged me crying to let him keep a pet. I saw Yaya who was still in her infancy grinning at me, and in a moment of softness, I secretly gave it to Yunchen. down.
Later, when I got older, Yaya got very close to me, and Yunchen felt that the girl's movies were annoying, so she directly threw it to me.
Yaya is talented, lively, and especially talented in studying medicine. There is only one thing that annoys me, and she is more nagging than that old woman.
"That winter, I told Miss not to be fooled by those stupid pigs. As a result, you really competed with others in skating. In such a cold day, you hurt your waist at that time, and because you saved Mr. Xiaolang into the water... "
"Can you let me squint, Miss?"
Yaya felt her mouth shut tightly, tears fell on my back, she wiped me lightly, which made me itchy.
I sighed in my heart: the girl is getting older, and it is becoming more and more difficult to control.
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Chapter 19
I didn't tell grandpa about Yunchen's stay in the brothel, I was afraid that if I told about it, grandma would be terrified, and grandpa wouldn't allow me to enter the place of smoke and willows again, so I had to pretend to be a night spy, just opened the door Wa Pi saw the prince sitting there, pinching sunspots, hesitating.
Sighing: "You won't give in just once? You won't let Gu go?"
Yun Chen rolled his eyes at him: "You are a man, show some face, you are shameless, and don't lose face to Da Tang."
Me: "..." My saliva choked on my intake pipe, my face flushed from holding back, well, I don't need to be discovered by An Le, if you say that to the prince, just kill yourself and apologize.
The prince didn't care, and cleaned up the chessboard again: "I played a game with your younger brother in the palace some time ago, and his chess skills are far behind yours. At that time, I thought, if you are a man, you must be Absolutely stunning."
I gritted my back molars, this idiot prince, he played bad chess, can I let you understand? !Grass!
Yun Chen: "What do you mean, I'm a woman, so I'm only stunning if I'm not surprised?"
Prince: "It's a pity, it's a pity."
Yun Chen: "Then His Highness lost to this unfortunate person, shouldn't it be time to go back and kneel in the ancestral ancestral hall? Why don't you go back quickly and don't embarrass Your Majesty. It's okay to be ashamed, and throw it in this place of fireworks, Qin Lou Chu Hall."
My heart tightened.
The prince smiled: "It's easy to win a person, but governing the world and controlling thousands of troops does not require people to be top-notch in all aspects. You just need to conquer and use it for yourself."
Yun Chen: "I have nothing that His Highness can use."
The prince leaned over and lifted Yun Chen's chin: "Yes, for example, to be an orphan, or to give birth to a prince."
Gritting her teeth, Yun Chen was furious and overturned the chessboard, causing the black and white pieces to roll all over the floor.
"The toad wants to eat swan meat! Your father has already forced me... My younger brother married your licentious and savage younger sister. There is absolutely no reason for you to take advantage of me anymore! Get out! Get out! Get out!"
I was terrified, but the prince took one look at him and left. I lay on the roof in a daze, not daring to breathe.
After the sound of footsteps outside had dispersed for a long time, I heard Yun Chen say, "Sister, how long do you want to watch the show?"
I looked around and rolled over through the window.
Yun Chen watched my feet touch the ground, and instantly snotted and burst into tears, and hugged my calf, "Sister, I'm sorry, that bastard... woo woo woo."
The fruit on the ignorant tree, the ignorant tree is full of me.
"Just when the dog prince touches me, I feel disgusting. Whenever I think of my sister going...go...going to serve that unruly princess for the sake of the whole family, I hate myself."
While talking, he touched my waist with his hand: "Your waist is not good, and she is lewd, and everyone in the capital knows about it. I am stupid like a pig. Sister, hit me, I will never fight back."
Uh... Actually, An Le is not that hateful, sleeping with her is not that humiliating.
And...and quite happy, her kung fu of pestering people is also top-notch in the world.
"Ahem." I pushed him away: "Actually, it's not that serious..."
Yun Chen cried even harder: "I'm the one who's sorry for Sister! If you want to make Sister suffer for me, I'm really useless!"
I couldn't bear it anymore, and knocked the showman on the head: "Being slept by someone is different from sleeping with someone!"
"Huh?" Yun Chen looked up at me, her make-up was all over, she looked like an opera singer, I would never admit that I looked like this.
I couldn't help it: "That's right, look, isn't it disgusting to you when he touches you, but if you turn your back on the customer and touch him, do you feel that you are the one taking advantage? Would this be better?"
Yun Chen pondered for a while, and seemed to be seriously thinking about this question.
"Didn't the uncle next door teach us since we were young, to strike first and then to suffer? He disgusts you, and you disgust him too. Doesn't he want to sleep with you? You sleep him first!"
"Sister... what do you mean?"
"Fucked him."
"This... can't be executed all over the house?"
"It's okay, I also fell in love with Princess Anle, and our family can't escape the murder of everyone."
"Sister, have you been reading banned books recently? It was Yun San who found it for you again."
"Don't worry, after I entered the capital, I always fell asleep with "The Precepts for Women". I studied the rites of Confucius and Mencius day and night. I was afraid of going back to the master's house, and I was guilty of disrespect."
I looked at Yun Chen, fearing that he would not believe me, and said: "And this has nothing to do with the banning of books, and I don't want to cause trouble, we just "treat others in the same way".
What's more, the princess and the prince are from the same mother. Do you think you are nobler than me when we came out of the same belly? "
"Sister, don't ask this question again, you are the most noble, and you are the most noble in my heart."
"So, just like my sister taught you since you were a child, a gentleman does something and doesn't do something. He imprisons and abolishes your martial arts first, and threatens to brainwash you later. It is not an exaggeration to kill him. Even if you sue Hanyuan Hall , you and I are also reasonable."
"Sister! Woohoo." Yun Chen hugged my leg again and cried loudly.
"Man, be strong."
"No, I'm a woman now, I don't want to be strong."
Yun Chen cried a few times and then raised her face and asked me, "Are the prince and An Le similar too?"
"It's...it's not like it, but...the old color critic does have a fight..." As soon as I finished speaking, he started crying again.
In order to prevent him from continuing to cry, I had to find a topic: "How do you know I'm on top?"
Sure enough, Yunchen stopped crying and answered me: "You smell like calamus."
"It's Yaya, you insist on removing the mold for me."
"When I go home, I want Yaya to smoke calamus for me every day." After I finished speaking, I started crying again. I covered my face and sighed. I really wanted to knock this disgraceful guy unconscious with a hammer, but I endured the pain in my back You didn't embarrass my Yun family, you're rushing to embarrass my Yun family!
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Chapter 20
I wanted to leave the capital, but I didn't have the resources to spare, so I had to send Yun three times back to Sichuan to ask the old man. When the old man heard me...my brother was in trouble, he rushed there overnight. He just arrived in the capital after a long journey. Drunk in the Red Mansion, healed Yun Chen, but his technique and eyes were different from the past.
Yun Chen: "??"
Yun San: "??"
After the old man left, Yun Chen asked me: "Could it be that there is a new person in the old man's shell? Didn't he treat me like this before? Why is his eyes so... so... nasty..."
"Heh." I crossed my arms and stood there without speaking.
Yun Chen looked at me and said nothing: "Sister, why do you look like this? It's like "I told you so long ago"..."
I rolled my eyes: "I remember I told you about it."
Yun Chen had a question mark on his face.
"How does it feel to be coveted for your beauty?"
Yun Chen: "..."
"That's it. The old man knew you were a man, so he started to touch you." I swallowed the next words.
Yun Chen looked at me, I turned around and opened the window before leaving, when I heard Yun Chen asking Yun San in a low voice.
"Did I ignore Sister's feelings? Or did I fail to protect her?"
Yun San didn't answer, so he left with me.
I was thinking about the sentence Yun Chen asked all the way, riding a horse, the sound of the horse's hooves was much quieter than usual.
Yun San: "Your Majesty."
"Ok?"
Yun San: "In front is the Princess Mansion."
"Uh..." I tightened my reins.
Yun San looked at me, and I looked at the spacious official road ahead.
"Mr. Lang, I entered the princess mansion during the day and brought you a piece of jewelry. The princess will take it with me as soon as I leave."
"Hmm..." My ears were a little red.
"Since the princess has fallen in love with you." Yun San steered the horse closer to me: "Let's strike while the iron is hot and loot while the iron is hot."
As he spoke, he slashed down with a knife: "When she is in love, kill her."
After finishing speaking, Yun San looked at me triumphantly with the assurance of victory.
"Is this to kill?"
"No, no, it's just a relationship."
I slapped him on the forehead: "If you're in love, then you're in love, what are you doing with a knife!"
Yun San scratched his head and smiled: "Professional habits, professional habits."
Because Yun San's brain is always cramping, I almost forgot that Yun San is an all-round guard and a master of time management. Not only does he always perfectly complete the tasks I assign, he is also the leader of my dark guard. Killer or something.
Oh, by the way, and his latest new hobby, the best-selling writer and painter of underground banned books.
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Chapter 21
I rubbed my nose, steered the reins and walked up the official road. The horse's hooves were fast, the distance was long, and my heart beat fast.
Finally seeing the three words Princess Mansion, I turned my head to look at Yun San, and Yun San nodded at me.
He got off the horse, but before knocking on the door, the door opened from the inside, and standing inside was Anle's personal maid, Ruyi.
"My lord, I'm late."
I was at a loss for what to do, and I pursed my lips, "An... the princess stopped?"
The maid looked at me without saying a word, I felt that the summer heat hadn't subsided at night, it made me sweat on my forehead, seeing me embarrassed, the maid laughed: "I'm just joking, the princess has been waiting for you. Let me do it."
Hearing that Anle was waiting for me, I blushed, and I didn't know where to put my hands and feet. I walked through the pavilions and buildings to Anle's boudoir. , Even the neck and wrists are covered tightly, a good woman is to the extreme.
When she entered the room, she saw the two maids next to her shaking fans behind her. There was a big basin with ice cubes under the table. It was much cooler than outside after entering the room.
I lowered my eyes to look at her, she looked up at me, neither of us made a sound, it was the palace maid who smoothed things over.
"My son-in-law, can I have dinner?"
"Use..." I was about to say yes, but I glanced at An Le, then quickly moved away, "No, something is delayed today."
Then I followed Ruyi into the back room, sat down with my robe lifted, "I wanted to come earlier... come... to visit the princess..." As I spoke, I glanced at her quietly.
We are separated by a screen, looking at the silhouette of her holding her face in her hands and slowly shaking the fan. Outside the house are cicadas chirping, but inside the house I can only hear my own breathing.
The maids retreated outside the house, I picked up the chopsticks and looked at the dinner on the table, most of it was cold dishes, and the appetizer was iced white fungus.
I took a sip of the bowl Gulu, damn it!Is this boiling the entire honeycomb in?so sweet!
I felt like looking at the table, there was no tea, so I had to swallow my saliva desperately, choked for a while, and then I looked at the cold shrimp and took a bite, oh!Is this buy one get ten free on official salt? !
I stood up, walked out quickly, picked up the teapot in front of Anle, poured it into my mouth, tons of tons.
An Le stopped shaking the fan and looked at me. After I finished drinking, I lowered my eyes to look at her.
Then I saw An Le looking at my lips, motionless, and took a long while to pick up the handkerchief and get up to wipe the corners of my mouth.
I held my breath and looked outside the room for a moment, and I didn't speak until she put the handkerchief on the table and sat back down again.
"That bracelet..."
Unexpectedly, we both spoke at the same time, and I froze for a moment.
"You are happy..." Huan?
"I love so much.
We both spoke at the same time, she smiled and rolled up her sleeves to show me.
The bracelet was bought by Yunchen from a Hu merchant in the Western Regions, it is not expensive, it is just a fresh look, with two bells hanging on it, the bells sound crisp, and some ethnic patterns of small border countries are engraved on it.
I watched her blushed, and my neck blushed, and then I sat beside her uncomfortably.
"Is it... not to your liking?" An Le touched the bell and asked me cautiously.
"It's okay." I looked at her as if she was a little disappointed, and then quickly added: "It's pretty good."
At the same time, woman, Anle, from the anticipation when she first entered the door to the loss just now, I vaguely seem to have guessed it.
"This is..." What did you do?
"Hmm." An Le rubbed the bracelet with her fingers. "Yesterday... last night..."
I didn't know why I was nervous, so I grabbed Anle's hand in fright. She shrank and screamed in pain. I looked at her and opened her palm. It was full of knife wounds, burns and small blisters of different sizes.
She looked at me, turned away.
"Is there any medicine?"
"Ah."
"What did the doctor say?"
"I didn't call the doctor."
"Why not summon?"
"Shame."
"Is this your first time cooking?"
"Ah."
"Are you happy with me?"
"Ah."
After answering, the princess came to her senses and said something, her face was as red as a boiled shrimp, she anxiously wanted to withdraw her hand, I grabbed her wrist, kissed her palm, looked into her eyes, felt I have never been so serious in my life.
"I am happy with you. I don't ask about the past. I just hope that the misty rain will fall in the capital from now on, and the two of you will hold an umbrella until the white head."
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Chapter 22
"Yunzhongjian, Yunzhongjian, Yunzhongjian!"
"Ah?" I was stunned and looked up, watching my colleague shaking me with a folding fan.
"What do you think?"
"No...no, what's the matter?"
"The princess is waiting outside in a sedan chair."
"Oh oh oh!" I got up quickly, turned around and straightened my clothes, and asked him, "How is it? How do I look?"
The colleague turned the fan: "You look happy, tsk tsk."
I glared at him, and I walked out quickly. Ever since I confessed my love to the princess that night, and the princess nodded in embarrassment, we have never had sex again, not to mention intercourse, and we have never even held hands.
Every time the princess looked at me, she was shy and shy when she wanted to greet me or refused. Even the clothes she wore and the trendy hair accessories that were different every day made her extraordinarily charming and charming.
We have been together for half a month, every day she sent me to court, gave me lunch made by herself at noon, and took me back to the house at night, playing the piano and playing chess, occasionally asking me a question or two about the customs of Sichuan, and then we Then he went back to Yunfu to rest.
Every night before I go to bed, I think about what I can do to make His Majesty's most beloved princess treat me so condescendingly.
In the evening, the princess gave me the hibiscus handkerchief she had just embroidered, and told me not to miss Shu.
I smelled it, and there was a princess's body fragrance on the handkerchief, like... ahem, I can't think about it anymore, I went back to the room, took a shower, changed into night clothes, and then went to visit Yunchen again, thinking that he would beg for mercy I dragged the prince for half a month. Although the old man is lustful, his medical skills are unparalleled in the world. In just these two days, Yun Chen and I were able to escape home.
But I overestimated the prince's patience, and underestimated Yun Chen's desire for revenge.
I went through the window in the middle of the night, and smelled the smell of alcohol in the room, and the ground was in a mess. I clenched my fists and walked in, only to see the naked Yun Chen and the prince who was tied behind his back and his jaw was removed.
I:"……"
Yun Chen hugged his head and pillowed his arms, and I kicked him in a rage.
Seeing me coming, Yun Chen quickly picked up the clothes, turned around to dress me with her bare buttocks facing me.
"what's the situation?"
Yun Chen explained in a hoarse voice, saying that he planned to wait for me to come tonight before running away, but the prince ran out of patience and pretended to be drunk, so he tied the prince behind his back on the bed. Three times, and bleeding profusely.
I couldn't hold back and kicked him twice again, "Who made you commit the crime?!"
Yun Chen looked at me with a pair of innocent eyes, as if saying: It's you, sister.
That's right, it was indeed me, but me, it was a momentary pleasure, who would have thought that this guy would be so daring!
"Why are you looking at me? You've caused me to bleed profusely! Why don't you clean it up?"
The prince bleeds profusely from the chrysanthemum at night, and begins to have a fever and vomit during the day.
Last night, the guards only listened to the creaking of the bed, thinking that the prince's dream would come true, so they relaxed a lot, but they didn't expect that it was their master who was raped.
The prince had no choice but to endure the pain and asked Yun Chen to put his chin back on him.
Prince: "Are you a dog! My tongue was bitten off!"
Yun Chen kept silent with a dark face.
The prince looked at me, then at Yunchen, then at me, then at Yunchen, and then he understood, thinking that the lady Fu he was thinking about was actually his brother-in-law, and the brother-in-law he was thinking about was actually his brother-in-law woman.
Yun Chen was taught and reprimanded by me last night for a long time, just knelt down on one knee to apologize, but the crown prince dared to say: "As expected, Miss Yun Li is very beautiful, even in men's clothes, she looks like a fairy."
Yun Chen's bent knees got up again, and she stood in front of me, her face completely darkened.
"If you dare to miss my sister, I'll fuck you to death."
I stood behind me in a daze, watching the prince's face turn pale.
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Chapter 23
Yun Chen didn't want to talk softly to the prince. I looked at the prince who was struggling even to stand up, and I couldn't say anything to persuade him, but it was already dark, and I had to go to court.
Yun Chen reluctantly pushed the prince to bed, "Hurry up, I'll give you medicine."
The prince turned his head and looked at Yun Chen in disbelief, and then at me.
Yun Chen slapped his butt hard: "What? You still want my elder sister to serve you?"
The prince shook his head and pulled up his trousers.
Yun Chen tugged on his pants impatiently.
I:"……"
"Are you in debt again?" He slapped him again.
I ignored the prince's eyes begging for help, and said: "Today I will help you go to court for the last time." After speaking, I went out through the window and hurried home.
Yaya wrinkled her nose, wiped my back and began to ramble again: "Miss, where have you been? She smells like alcohol. Did she hang out with the princess again... or with those stinky men? Even though you are wearing men's clothes now, But Mr. Lang is coming back soon, you can't get used to those..."
"Okay, okay! Hurry up and prepare meals, Miss, I'm so hungry."
Yaya rambled on for a while before leaving.
This girl is getting more and more unacceptable, she is almost riding on my head.
As soon as I got dressed, I saw An Le, grandpa, and mother sitting together waiting for me to eat. We both lowered our heads and giggled while eating. She shyly watched me bring my vegetables, and I shyly watched her bring hers. .
Grandpa didn't respond much, Yun San took the snack Anle had prepared for me, and we got into the carriage together.
Mother pursed her lips and remained silent all morning, standing outside the mansion with An Le, watching the carriage go away.
"You've been out at night lately." This is a declarative sentence.
I glanced at Yun San, he looked innocent.
"Yes."
"You... sister, do you have any news?"
Grandpa is really too cautious, "I'll be back today."
"Really?"
"Well, that's absolutely true."
"Then... would your lord let him go?"
I couldn't help laughing, then stopped my hand, pinched my leg, and tried to regain my composure: "I am willing." He wished to send this plague god away as soon as possible.
Grandpa didn't say a word and didn't look at me, just sighed.
I glanced at Yun San, who shook his head slightly, it seems that other spies complained.I don't know how much Grandpa knows.
During the court, the crown prince really took sick leave. I stood at the back of the team and listened to the endless chatter in the front. There was an earthquake here, there was a flood there, and the northern barbarians invaded.
Just as I was about to fall asleep, I heard someone from Shangguan's family stand up.
"My minister recommends Yun Shangshu. He once served as Jiannan Jiedu envoy, flooded the county, and then flooded Jiazhou. Master Yun is a great achievement for thousands of years, and he has studied it for more than [-] years. Presumably this time Henan Road, he will definitely be able to appoint With a heavy responsibility, I will live up to your majesty's entrustment."
"I seconded the proposal, Qilu was in trouble, thieves invaded, my lord Youyun was the champion of martial arts in that session, and my father was a great general who protected the country. He was proficient in the art of war since he was a child. He is not a minister..."
I raised my head abruptly, but I couldn't see Grandpa, I could only hear the swords and tongues, overtly and covertly putting Grandpa in that high position so that he couldn't get off the stage.
Grandpa was old and ill, and on the way to Kyoto, he relapsed two or three times, and it took him two more months to arrive.
This is going to Henan Road, isn't this killing him!
Your Majesty sat firmly on the high seat, the bead curtain covered his expression, he couldn't see clearly, I was anxious, so I stood up with an ivory wat in my hand, before I could make a sound, Grandpa stood in front of me, blocking me .
"Your Majesty's advising ministers are cautious, so they sent them to the land of Bashu on important matters. Since the ministers were ordered, they have been lamenting at night. It has been twenty years since you came, and it is fortunate that you have not disgraced your life.
And the ministers are less official in the puppet dynasty, first as a long history, then as a minister, no worries about food and clothing, all thanks to the king, now in the land of Qilu, floods and beasts invade, thieves also occupy the mountains to separate the regime, the people are dying, dying, life is in danger, the court does not care In the evening, it will be a long day for this minister to be loyal to His Majesty, to establish a heart for the world, to establish a life for the people, to inherit the unique knowledge of the past saints, and to bring peace to all generations. "
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Chapter 24
"Qilu's difficulty is difficult to solve for decades, and the northern barbarians and eastern barbarians invade the territory, and it is rainy season, the people are poor and the soldiers are exhausted, but things are unstoppable, the crowd is full of doubts, and the hearts of the people are full of difficulties, and Yunqing is exposed to the wind and rain. , suffering from cold and heat, and relieved Jiannan’s difficulties, I am very pleased, but this accumulation of sepsis cannot be cured by one person.”
I watched His Majesty get up, the bead curtain was shaking, he put his hands behind his back, and said in a deep voice, "Since I ascended the throne, I have longed for the virtuous, made friends abroad, cultivated political principles internally, and then I am at peace. Have a good strategy to win, sit on Qilu?"
"Your servant is terrified!" I watched the whole room kneel down, and before I had time to kneel down, I was stared at by a pair of eagle eyes.
I lowered my gaze, knelt down, and followed in a low voice: "I'm afraid."
The whole hall was silent, I quietly raised my head and found that the emperor was still watching me, so I had no choice but to pick up the ivory wat, only to hear my heart pounding, my ears ringing, and my tongue tangled into balls.
"Chen... When I was young, I followed my father to control the water, Guanxian, Jiazhou, Chengdu, floods, and my strategy... I knew it well. However, I grew up in Shu County and traveled with my father to Jiannan Road. However, the terrain, customs and customs of Henan Road, etc. I don’t know, I’m afraid I’m mistaken, if the king doesn’t give up, I would like to... I would like to go north to be the king..." But before I finished speaking, the emperor interrupted me.
"I can't sleep when I worry about it. I don't measure my virtue and strength. I want to believe in the righteousness of the world, but I still have no ambition. When the first emperor was there, he taught me that a wise man can think of a wise king. I will also work hard and look forward to tomorrow. Make suggestions to reassure the people of the world."
"I'm terrified!" It was a dark voice again, unexpectedly neat.
Hearing the eunuch call out: "Retire."
I looked up and didn't see the emperor's sleeves, so my colleagues pulled the sleeves and walked out, whispering as I walked, "Yun Chen, are you crazy?!"
how do I?"
"You are the son-in-law!"
"Ah... I know."
The colleague took a deep breath: "You are a son-in-law, the supervisor of the palace, from the third grade, and supervise the etiquette, but look at what you do every day?!"
"Copying and annotating the royal etiquette, and..." I kept silent and realized that even though Yun Chen was appointed by His Majesty as Tanhua Lang, he became a son-in-law and married a princess, so he could only do some vain work and do some vain work.
"But I..." Before I could speak, my colleague gave me a look. I saw Grandpa walking beside me. I lowered my head and followed behind without saying a word. The princess brought a sentence, saying that I will take leave today, and I will go back home with my grandfather.
Along the way, I held my breath and concentrated, Grandpa entered the room, and I stood outside the door anxiously.
Yaya ran over and asked me, "Why hasn't Mr. Lang come back yet?"
I had no time to care about Yun Chen, so I just asked, "Where is A Niang?"
"Madam took a rest today when her head got windy."
"You... Forget it, it's useless if you call A Niang." I thought for a while: "Ya Ya takes a bath and changes clothes, I'm going to the princess mansion."
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Chapter 25
Yaya: "Your Majesty is coming back today, what is Miss going to the Princess Mansion for?"
"Yiya!"
The little girl was dissatisfied as she walked and chattered: "It is! Yaya is right, that is Lang Jun's daughter-in-law..."
But before I finished bathing, Ruyi came into the house and asked me to visit Anle, saying that she was bored and broke her leg by climbing a tree to catch cicadas.
"Why are you so reckless?! How old are you? You still have such a childlike heart!"
Before my hair was dry, I hurriedly changed my clothes, wiped them and rushed over.
Before leaving, I did not forget to entrust Yun San: "Remember to ask Xiao Langjun to persuade Grandpa, there are many civil and military talents in the Manchu Dynasty, and you must not let him go to the land of tigers and wolves!"
I got into Anle's carriage, today's incense is a bit different, Yaya helped me loosen my hair, wiped it for me, and tied it up for me.
After getting out of the carriage, I rushed in anxiously, but Yaya was stopped outside the house.
I looked back at Ruyi, and said to Yaya: "You wait outside the door, I will come out in a while, if it is late, you can go back to the house first and take care of the miss."
I was anxious, and I didn't care about what happened in the mansion today, so I went to see An Le with all my heart.
In fact, I should have expected that, although the crown prince is ashamed to reveal this matter, but An Le is his sister, and I, a fake son-in-law, have had sex with her several times, he will definitely not let An Le be deceived by me.
Even if you can't deal with Yun Chen, you will get back one or two from me.
I was locked inside and the windows were all dead.
The incense in the car is chronic Ruanjin powder. I fought with the masters in the room. The faster the moves, the weaker my body will be.
By the time I realized it, it was already too late. I collapsed on the ground and looked up at the beam.
The door creaked open.
Anle came in style, with a beautiful appearance and cold eyes.
I breathed slowly, stared at her with a stiff neck, and tried to reach out to grab An Le's skirt, but just as I was pinching the corner of the skirt, I heard An Le say in a cold tone I had never heard before: "Give me her right hand. "
My right hand was forcibly ripped off Anle's skirt, and I only heard the sound of bone dislocation. Is my wife going to lose now?
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Chapter 26
I gritted my teeth and looked at An Le with my neck on my neck, trying to see even a little bit of intolerance in her eyes, but I was wrong. When I looked at her like this, she misunderstood it as a provocation, and her brows were filled with anger.
"Take off her clothes."
Well, now I don’t have to live anymore. I’ve been innocent for 16 years, and I’ve been seen all at once. One of them is my wife. It’s okay, but the others, forget it, I don’t even remember their names, remember them What is the face for?Could it be possible to kill someone afterwards.
Just thinking about it, a warm blood splashed all over my face, I opened my eyes, and saw An Le killed someone with a dagger?No, no, gouged out the guard's eyes.
"Uh..." What's going on?
An Le: "Do it yourself."
"Ah??" I licked it with my tongue, and there was a fishy smell. It must be blood.
Then everyone in the room went blind, and I looked left and right with a dazed look on my face.
Ruyi lowered her head and backed away and said in a low voice, "Servant, go fetch water for the princess."
Then I saw Anle turn around, pinch Ruyi's face, and swipe her hand so hard that the blood was bubbling, but not a single drop splashed on her face.
I recalled Yun San's description of Anle: licentiousness and immorality, reckless disregard for human life, tyranny, wolves crowned with tassels, too many books to write down, tolerant of cruel thieves, chasing flies and mosquitoes... used many words.
Everyone in the room stumbled out, their eyes gouged out, but no one made a sound, this...
What did An Le do in the past to make these people so awed?
And it's too risky to do things for the princess, right?Do you have to goug out your eyes to complete the task perfectly?
In order to cultivate the Lingyun Buddha and protect the Buddha's wealth, Zen master Haitong cut out his eyes and made great achievements for thousands of years.But... How many eyes did you lose by taking my clothes off? !sin, sin.
But I was still wandering, An Le had already squatted down, grabbed the tool wrapped around my waist and hips, lifted it forward, and glanced at me, that glance was like a sharp blade on my neck.
I only heard her asking with a smile: "Is it fun for you to tease Bengong?"
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Chapter 27
I wanted to justify a few words, but An Le just looked down at me with a smile on her lips, but her eyes were as cold as a knife. Her fingers lingered and spun, and slid a little bit to my navel, and then up...
I just felt the hairs stand on my back, and for a while, it was as if my neck was being strangled by a steel blade, and I couldn't make a sound.
Then I heard her softly "Huh?", as if impatiently urging.
But what should I say?Say me... say me... say I really like you?Also really interesting?
But I can't say it.
I only hate the crossed road, hate looking at the ocean and sighing, hate the hard dreams, hate the willow catkins blown by the wind, hate the poems covered by clothes.
In the end, I hated nothing but myself.
"It was me... who deceived His Highness and came up with this stupid trick." After much deliberation, fooling the royal family, and being able to die is an extravagant wish, so I had to resign myself to my fate and close my eyes: "My... my concubine will die forever... I implore His Highness to appease your anger..."
I hesitated for a long time, thinking that wiping my neck would be a stab, but I didn't feel happy after waiting for a long time. When I opened my eyes, I saw An Le's face was strange. There was a killing intent all over his body.
"Dian..." Before I finished speaking, I slapped me with a slap, which made my ears ring. Chin, put that end directly into my mouth, knocking my teeth and tongue, a smell of rust.
I wept uncomfortably and wrinkled my nose, but what I thought was, my old... Your Highness the Princess must have bullied people like this, this way of opening people's mouths is too sophisticated.
I later found out that Gao Yang liked to torture people the most, so An Le also went to watch in her cellar when she was a child, but was bitten by someone, and then she picked up a red-hot coal and stuffed it into someone's mouth.In this way, over time, I developed a hobby of stuffing soldering irons into the mouths of prisoners.
I couldn't open my eyes, but thankfully, this guy Yaya is diligent and has to wash me inside and out several times a day, so this unused utensil is not only not smelly, but also smells like calamus. (Hold forehead) Yaya really likes to smoke calamus for everything.
"This thing is made of wood, Nanfengguan half a tael and three silver, you serve me with this thing?"
"Ah?" I tried to open my eyes, and vaguely saw An Le's angry face.
"Even if the princess wants to find a woman, at least this thing must be inlaid with gold and jade."
I opened my eyes wide, completely dumbfounded.
Am I hallucinating?What does this mean?What about wearing gold and wearing jade?What are you looking for?
What?
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Chapter 28
I tried my best to push away the tool of crime with my tongue, and replied inarticulately: "Then I... my concubine will order a gold-encrusted and jade-encrusted one for His Highness?"
As soon as I finished speaking, An Le slapped me again, I turned my face away, and the tool of the crime fell next to my ear, and she said angrily: "Okay, a wolf with ambition, how dare you have such nasty thoughts about me! I won't give it to you today!" Take a look at it, and you will really feel that you have had a few times with Bengong, and the rooster is like a rooster in the morning, you don’t know the heights of the sky and the earth!"
After speaking, I got up, looked around, pulled my hair, and dragged me into the inner room. Pulling my hair, the headband broke, and my long hair scattered all over the floor.
An Le turned to look at me, her eyes drifted, she spit at me suddenly, and then she knelt down and hugged me. I really didn't care much, but An Le hugged, dragged and supported me, and she was already sweating profusely after just a few steps. .
Finally pushed me onto the bed, and took out the chain from the cabinet.
The housekeeper wanted to sell Yaya to someone else, but Yunchen begged me crying to let him keep a pet. I saw Yaya who was still in her infancy grinning at me, and in a moment of softness, I secretly gave it to Yunchen. down.
Later, when I got older, Yaya got very close to me, and Yunchen felt that the girl's movies were annoying, so she directly threw it to me.
Yaya is talented, lively, and especially talented in studying medicine. There is only one thing that annoys me, and she is more nagging than that old woman.
"That winter, I told Miss not to be fooled by those stupid pigs. As a result, you really competed with others in skating. In such a cold day, you hurt your waist at that time, and because you saved Mr. Xiaolang into the water... "
"Can you let me squint, Miss?"
Yaya felt her mouth shut tightly, tears fell on my back, she wiped me lightly, which made me itchy.
I sighed in my heart: the girl is getting older, and it is becoming more and more difficult to control.
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Chapter 19
I didn't tell grandpa about Yunchen's stay in the brothel, I was afraid that if I told about it, grandma would be terrified, and grandpa wouldn't allow me to enter the place of smoke and willows again, so I had to pretend to be a night spy, just opened the door Wa Pi saw the prince sitting there, pinching sunspots, hesitating.
Sighing: "You won't give in just once? You won't let Gu go?"
Yun Chen rolled his eyes at him: "You are a man, show some face, you are shameless, and don't lose face to Da Tang."
Me: "..." My saliva choked on my intake pipe, my face flushed from holding back, well, I don't need to be discovered by An Le, if you say that to the prince, just kill yourself and apologize.
The prince didn't care, and cleaned up the chessboard again: "I played a game with your younger brother in the palace some time ago, and his chess skills are far behind yours. At that time, I thought, if you are a man, you must be Absolutely stunning."
I gritted my back molars, this idiot prince, he played bad chess, can I let you understand? !Grass!
Yun Chen: "What do you mean, I'm a woman, so I'm only stunning if I'm not surprised?"
Prince: "It's a pity, it's a pity."
Yun Chen: "Then His Highness lost to this unfortunate person, shouldn't it be time to go back and kneel in the ancestral ancestral hall? Why don't you go back quickly and don't embarrass Your Majesty. It's okay to be ashamed, and throw it in this place of fireworks, Qin Lou Chu Hall."
My heart tightened.
The prince smiled: "It's easy to win a person, but governing the world and controlling thousands of troops does not require people to be top-notch in all aspects. You just need to conquer and use it for yourself."
Yun Chen: "I have nothing that His Highness can use."
The prince leaned over and lifted Yun Chen's chin: "Yes, for example, to be an orphan, or to give birth to a prince."
Gritting her teeth, Yun Chen was furious and overturned the chessboard, causing the black and white pieces to roll all over the floor.
"The toad wants to eat swan meat! Your father has already forced me... My younger brother married your licentious and savage younger sister. There is absolutely no reason for you to take advantage of me anymore! Get out! Get out! Get out!"
I was terrified, but the prince took one look at him and left. I lay on the roof in a daze, not daring to breathe.
After the sound of footsteps outside had dispersed for a long time, I heard Yun Chen say, "Sister, how long do you want to watch the show?"
I looked around and rolled over through the window.
Yun Chen watched my feet touch the ground, and instantly snotted and burst into tears, and hugged my calf, "Sister, I'm sorry, that bastard... woo woo woo."
The fruit on the ignorant tree, the ignorant tree is full of me.
"Just when the dog prince touches me, I feel disgusting. Whenever I think of my sister going...go...going to serve that unruly princess for the sake of the whole family, I hate myself."
While talking, he touched my waist with his hand: "Your waist is not good, and she is lewd, and everyone in the capital knows about it. I am stupid like a pig. Sister, hit me, I will never fight back."
Uh... Actually, An Le is not that hateful, sleeping with her is not that humiliating.
And...and quite happy, her kung fu of pestering people is also top-notch in the world.
"Ahem." I pushed him away: "Actually, it's not that serious..."
Yun Chen cried even harder: "I'm the one who's sorry for Sister! If you want to make Sister suffer for me, I'm really useless!"
I couldn't bear it anymore, and knocked the showman on the head: "Being slept by someone is different from sleeping with someone!"
"Huh?" Yun Chen looked up at me, her make-up was all over, she looked like an opera singer, I would never admit that I looked like this.
I couldn't help it: "That's right, look, isn't it disgusting to you when he touches you, but if you turn your back on the customer and touch him, do you feel that you are the one taking advantage? Would this be better?"
Yun Chen pondered for a while, and seemed to be seriously thinking about this question.
"Didn't the uncle next door teach us since we were young, to strike first and then to suffer? He disgusts you, and you disgust him too. Doesn't he want to sleep with you? You sleep him first!"
"Sister... what do you mean?"
"Fucked him."
"This... can't be executed all over the house?"
"It's okay, I also fell in love with Princess Anle, and our family can't escape the murder of everyone."
"Sister, have you been reading banned books recently? It was Yun San who found it for you again."
"Don't worry, after I entered the capital, I always fell asleep with "The Precepts for Women". I studied the rites of Confucius and Mencius day and night. I was afraid of going back to the master's house, and I was guilty of disrespect."
I looked at Yun Chen, fearing that he would not believe me, and said: "And this has nothing to do with the banning of books, and I don't want to cause trouble, we just "treat others in the same way".
What's more, the princess and the prince are from the same mother. Do you think you are nobler than me when we came out of the same belly? "
"Sister, don't ask this question again, you are the most noble, and you are the most noble in my heart."
"So, just like my sister taught you since you were a child, a gentleman does something and doesn't do something. He imprisons and abolishes your martial arts first, and threatens to brainwash you later. It is not an exaggeration to kill him. Even if you sue Hanyuan Hall , you and I are also reasonable."
"Sister! Woohoo." Yun Chen hugged my leg again and cried loudly.
"Man, be strong."
"No, I'm a woman now, I don't want to be strong."
Yun Chen cried a few times and then raised her face and asked me, "Are the prince and An Le similar too?"
"It's...it's not like it, but...the old color critic does have a fight..." As soon as I finished speaking, he started crying again.
In order to prevent him from continuing to cry, I had to find a topic: "How do you know I'm on top?"
Sure enough, Yunchen stopped crying and answered me: "You smell like calamus."
"It's Yaya, you insist on removing the mold for me."
"When I go home, I want Yaya to smoke calamus for me every day." After I finished speaking, I started crying again. I covered my face and sighed. I really wanted to knock this disgraceful guy unconscious with a hammer, but I endured the pain in my back You didn't embarrass my Yun family, you're rushing to embarrass my Yun family!
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Chapter 20
I wanted to leave the capital, but I didn't have the resources to spare, so I had to send Yun three times back to Sichuan to ask the old man. When the old man heard me...my brother was in trouble, he rushed there overnight. He just arrived in the capital after a long journey. Drunk in the Red Mansion, healed Yun Chen, but his technique and eyes were different from the past.
Yun Chen: "??"
Yun San: "??"
After the old man left, Yun Chen asked me: "Could it be that there is a new person in the old man's shell? Didn't he treat me like this before? Why is his eyes so... so... nasty..."
"Heh." I crossed my arms and stood there without speaking.
Yun Chen looked at me and said nothing: "Sister, why do you look like this? It's like "I told you so long ago"..."
I rolled my eyes: "I remember I told you about it."
Yun Chen had a question mark on his face.
"How does it feel to be coveted for your beauty?"
Yun Chen: "..."
"That's it. The old man knew you were a man, so he started to touch you." I swallowed the next words.
Yun Chen looked at me, I turned around and opened the window before leaving, when I heard Yun Chen asking Yun San in a low voice.
"Did I ignore Sister's feelings? Or did I fail to protect her?"
Yun San didn't answer, so he left with me.
I was thinking about the sentence Yun Chen asked all the way, riding a horse, the sound of the horse's hooves was much quieter than usual.
Yun San: "Your Majesty."
"Ok?"
Yun San: "In front is the Princess Mansion."
"Uh..." I tightened my reins.
Yun San looked at me, and I looked at the spacious official road ahead.
"Mr. Lang, I entered the princess mansion during the day and brought you a piece of jewelry. The princess will take it with me as soon as I leave."
"Hmm..." My ears were a little red.
"Since the princess has fallen in love with you." Yun San steered the horse closer to me: "Let's strike while the iron is hot and loot while the iron is hot."
As he spoke, he slashed down with a knife: "When she is in love, kill her."
After finishing speaking, Yun San looked at me triumphantly with the assurance of victory.
"Is this to kill?"
"No, no, it's just a relationship."
I slapped him on the forehead: "If you're in love, then you're in love, what are you doing with a knife!"
Yun San scratched his head and smiled: "Professional habits, professional habits."
Because Yun San's brain is always cramping, I almost forgot that Yun San is an all-round guard and a master of time management. Not only does he always perfectly complete the tasks I assign, he is also the leader of my dark guard. Killer or something.
Oh, by the way, and his latest new hobby, the best-selling writer and painter of underground banned books.
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Chapter 21
I rubbed my nose, steered the reins and walked up the official road. The horse's hooves were fast, the distance was long, and my heart beat fast.
Finally seeing the three words Princess Mansion, I turned my head to look at Yun San, and Yun San nodded at me.
He got off the horse, but before knocking on the door, the door opened from the inside, and standing inside was Anle's personal maid, Ruyi.
"My lord, I'm late."
I was at a loss for what to do, and I pursed my lips, "An... the princess stopped?"
The maid looked at me without saying a word, I felt that the summer heat hadn't subsided at night, it made me sweat on my forehead, seeing me embarrassed, the maid laughed: "I'm just joking, the princess has been waiting for you. Let me do it."
Hearing that Anle was waiting for me, I blushed, and I didn't know where to put my hands and feet. I walked through the pavilions and buildings to Anle's boudoir. , Even the neck and wrists are covered tightly, a good woman is to the extreme.
When she entered the room, she saw the two maids next to her shaking fans behind her. There was a big basin with ice cubes under the table. It was much cooler than outside after entering the room.
I lowered my eyes to look at her, she looked up at me, neither of us made a sound, it was the palace maid who smoothed things over.
"My son-in-law, can I have dinner?"
"Use..." I was about to say yes, but I glanced at An Le, then quickly moved away, "No, something is delayed today."
Then I followed Ruyi into the back room, sat down with my robe lifted, "I wanted to come earlier... come... to visit the princess..." As I spoke, I glanced at her quietly.
We are separated by a screen, looking at the silhouette of her holding her face in her hands and slowly shaking the fan. Outside the house are cicadas chirping, but inside the house I can only hear my own breathing.
The maids retreated outside the house, I picked up the chopsticks and looked at the dinner on the table, most of it was cold dishes, and the appetizer was iced white fungus.
I took a sip of the bowl Gulu, damn it!Is this boiling the entire honeycomb in?so sweet!
I felt like looking at the table, there was no tea, so I had to swallow my saliva desperately, choked for a while, and then I looked at the cold shrimp and took a bite, oh!Is this buy one get ten free on official salt? !
I stood up, walked out quickly, picked up the teapot in front of Anle, poured it into my mouth, tons of tons.
An Le stopped shaking the fan and looked at me. After I finished drinking, I lowered my eyes to look at her.
Then I saw An Le looking at my lips, motionless, and took a long while to pick up the handkerchief and get up to wipe the corners of my mouth.
I held my breath and looked outside the room for a moment, and I didn't speak until she put the handkerchief on the table and sat back down again.
"That bracelet..."
Unexpectedly, we both spoke at the same time, and I froze for a moment.
"You are happy..." Huan?
"I love so much.
We both spoke at the same time, she smiled and rolled up her sleeves to show me.
The bracelet was bought by Yunchen from a Hu merchant in the Western Regions, it is not expensive, it is just a fresh look, with two bells hanging on it, the bells sound crisp, and some ethnic patterns of small border countries are engraved on it.
I watched her blushed, and my neck blushed, and then I sat beside her uncomfortably.
"Is it... not to your liking?" An Le touched the bell and asked me cautiously.
"It's okay." I looked at her as if she was a little disappointed, and then quickly added: "It's pretty good."
At the same time, woman, Anle, from the anticipation when she first entered the door to the loss just now, I vaguely seem to have guessed it.
"This is..." What did you do?
"Hmm." An Le rubbed the bracelet with her fingers. "Yesterday... last night..."
I didn't know why I was nervous, so I grabbed Anle's hand in fright. She shrank and screamed in pain. I looked at her and opened her palm. It was full of knife wounds, burns and small blisters of different sizes.
She looked at me, turned away.
"Is there any medicine?"
"Ah."
"What did the doctor say?"
"I didn't call the doctor."
"Why not summon?"
"Shame."
"Is this your first time cooking?"
"Ah."
"Are you happy with me?"
"Ah."
After answering, the princess came to her senses and said something, her face was as red as a boiled shrimp, she anxiously wanted to withdraw her hand, I grabbed her wrist, kissed her palm, looked into her eyes, felt I have never been so serious in my life.
"I am happy with you. I don't ask about the past. I just hope that the misty rain will fall in the capital from now on, and the two of you will hold an umbrella until the white head."
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Chapter 22
"Yunzhongjian, Yunzhongjian, Yunzhongjian!"
"Ah?" I was stunned and looked up, watching my colleague shaking me with a folding fan.
"What do you think?"
"No...no, what's the matter?"
"The princess is waiting outside in a sedan chair."
"Oh oh oh!" I got up quickly, turned around and straightened my clothes, and asked him, "How is it? How do I look?"
The colleague turned the fan: "You look happy, tsk tsk."
I glared at him, and I walked out quickly. Ever since I confessed my love to the princess that night, and the princess nodded in embarrassment, we have never had sex again, not to mention intercourse, and we have never even held hands.
Every time the princess looked at me, she was shy and shy when she wanted to greet me or refused. Even the clothes she wore and the trendy hair accessories that were different every day made her extraordinarily charming and charming.
We have been together for half a month, every day she sent me to court, gave me lunch made by herself at noon, and took me back to the house at night, playing the piano and playing chess, occasionally asking me a question or two about the customs of Sichuan, and then we Then he went back to Yunfu to rest.
Every night before I go to bed, I think about what I can do to make His Majesty's most beloved princess treat me so condescendingly.
In the evening, the princess gave me the hibiscus handkerchief she had just embroidered, and told me not to miss Shu.
I smelled it, and there was a princess's body fragrance on the handkerchief, like... ahem, I can't think about it anymore, I went back to the room, took a shower, changed into night clothes, and then went to visit Yunchen again, thinking that he would beg for mercy I dragged the prince for half a month. Although the old man is lustful, his medical skills are unparalleled in the world. In just these two days, Yun Chen and I were able to escape home.
But I overestimated the prince's patience, and underestimated Yun Chen's desire for revenge.
I went through the window in the middle of the night, and smelled the smell of alcohol in the room, and the ground was in a mess. I clenched my fists and walked in, only to see the naked Yun Chen and the prince who was tied behind his back and his jaw was removed.
I:"……"
Yun Chen hugged his head and pillowed his arms, and I kicked him in a rage.
Seeing me coming, Yun Chen quickly picked up the clothes, turned around to dress me with her bare buttocks facing me.
"what's the situation?"
Yun Chen explained in a hoarse voice, saying that he planned to wait for me to come tonight before running away, but the prince ran out of patience and pretended to be drunk, so he tied the prince behind his back on the bed. Three times, and bleeding profusely.
I couldn't hold back and kicked him twice again, "Who made you commit the crime?!"
Yun Chen looked at me with a pair of innocent eyes, as if saying: It's you, sister.
That's right, it was indeed me, but me, it was a momentary pleasure, who would have thought that this guy would be so daring!
"Why are you looking at me? You've caused me to bleed profusely! Why don't you clean it up?"
The prince bleeds profusely from the chrysanthemum at night, and begins to have a fever and vomit during the day.
Last night, the guards only listened to the creaking of the bed, thinking that the prince's dream would come true, so they relaxed a lot, but they didn't expect that it was their master who was raped.
The prince had no choice but to endure the pain and asked Yun Chen to put his chin back on him.
Prince: "Are you a dog! My tongue was bitten off!"
Yun Chen kept silent with a dark face.
The prince looked at me, then at Yunchen, then at me, then at Yunchen, and then he understood, thinking that the lady Fu he was thinking about was actually his brother-in-law, and the brother-in-law he was thinking about was actually his brother-in-law woman.
Yun Chen was taught and reprimanded by me last night for a long time, just knelt down on one knee to apologize, but the crown prince dared to say: "As expected, Miss Yun Li is very beautiful, even in men's clothes, she looks like a fairy."
Yun Chen's bent knees got up again, and she stood in front of me, her face completely darkened.
"If you dare to miss my sister, I'll fuck you to death."
I stood behind me in a daze, watching the prince's face turn pale.
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Chapter 23
Yun Chen didn't want to talk softly to the prince. I looked at the prince who was struggling even to stand up, and I couldn't say anything to persuade him, but it was already dark, and I had to go to court.
Yun Chen reluctantly pushed the prince to bed, "Hurry up, I'll give you medicine."
The prince turned his head and looked at Yun Chen in disbelief, and then at me.
Yun Chen slapped his butt hard: "What? You still want my elder sister to serve you?"
The prince shook his head and pulled up his trousers.
Yun Chen tugged on his pants impatiently.
I:"……"
"Are you in debt again?" He slapped him again.
I ignored the prince's eyes begging for help, and said: "Today I will help you go to court for the last time." After speaking, I went out through the window and hurried home.
Yaya wrinkled her nose, wiped my back and began to ramble again: "Miss, where have you been? She smells like alcohol. Did she hang out with the princess again... or with those stinky men? Even though you are wearing men's clothes now, But Mr. Lang is coming back soon, you can't get used to those..."
"Okay, okay! Hurry up and prepare meals, Miss, I'm so hungry."
Yaya rambled on for a while before leaving.
This girl is getting more and more unacceptable, she is almost riding on my head.
As soon as I got dressed, I saw An Le, grandpa, and mother sitting together waiting for me to eat. We both lowered our heads and giggled while eating. She shyly watched me bring my vegetables, and I shyly watched her bring hers. .
Grandpa didn't respond much, Yun San took the snack Anle had prepared for me, and we got into the carriage together.
Mother pursed her lips and remained silent all morning, standing outside the mansion with An Le, watching the carriage go away.
"You've been out at night lately." This is a declarative sentence.
I glanced at Yun San, he looked innocent.
"Yes."
"You... sister, do you have any news?"
Grandpa is really too cautious, "I'll be back today."
"Really?"
"Well, that's absolutely true."
"Then... would your lord let him go?"
I couldn't help laughing, then stopped my hand, pinched my leg, and tried to regain my composure: "I am willing." He wished to send this plague god away as soon as possible.
Grandpa didn't say a word and didn't look at me, just sighed.
I glanced at Yun San, who shook his head slightly, it seems that other spies complained.I don't know how much Grandpa knows.
During the court, the crown prince really took sick leave. I stood at the back of the team and listened to the endless chatter in the front. There was an earthquake here, there was a flood there, and the northern barbarians invaded.
Just as I was about to fall asleep, I heard someone from Shangguan's family stand up.
"My minister recommends Yun Shangshu. He once served as Jiannan Jiedu envoy, flooded the county, and then flooded Jiazhou. Master Yun is a great achievement for thousands of years, and he has studied it for more than [-] years. Presumably this time Henan Road, he will definitely be able to appoint With a heavy responsibility, I will live up to your majesty's entrustment."
"I seconded the proposal, Qilu was in trouble, thieves invaded, my lord Youyun was the champion of martial arts in that session, and my father was a great general who protected the country. He was proficient in the art of war since he was a child. He is not a minister..."
I raised my head abruptly, but I couldn't see Grandpa, I could only hear the swords and tongues, overtly and covertly putting Grandpa in that high position so that he couldn't get off the stage.
Grandpa was old and ill, and on the way to Kyoto, he relapsed two or three times, and it took him two more months to arrive.
This is going to Henan Road, isn't this killing him!
Your Majesty sat firmly on the high seat, the bead curtain covered his expression, he couldn't see clearly, I was anxious, so I stood up with an ivory wat in my hand, before I could make a sound, Grandpa stood in front of me, blocking me .
"Your Majesty's advising ministers are cautious, so they sent them to the land of Bashu on important matters. Since the ministers were ordered, they have been lamenting at night. It has been twenty years since you came, and it is fortunate that you have not disgraced your life.
And the ministers are less official in the puppet dynasty, first as a long history, then as a minister, no worries about food and clothing, all thanks to the king, now in the land of Qilu, floods and beasts invade, thieves also occupy the mountains to separate the regime, the people are dying, dying, life is in danger, the court does not care In the evening, it will be a long day for this minister to be loyal to His Majesty, to establish a heart for the world, to establish a life for the people, to inherit the unique knowledge of the past saints, and to bring peace to all generations. "
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Chapter 24
"Qilu's difficulty is difficult to solve for decades, and the northern barbarians and eastern barbarians invade the territory, and it is rainy season, the people are poor and the soldiers are exhausted, but things are unstoppable, the crowd is full of doubts, and the hearts of the people are full of difficulties, and Yunqing is exposed to the wind and rain. , suffering from cold and heat, and relieved Jiannan’s difficulties, I am very pleased, but this accumulation of sepsis cannot be cured by one person.”
I watched His Majesty get up, the bead curtain was shaking, he put his hands behind his back, and said in a deep voice, "Since I ascended the throne, I have longed for the virtuous, made friends abroad, cultivated political principles internally, and then I am at peace. Have a good strategy to win, sit on Qilu?"
"Your servant is terrified!" I watched the whole room kneel down, and before I had time to kneel down, I was stared at by a pair of eagle eyes.
I lowered my gaze, knelt down, and followed in a low voice: "I'm afraid."
The whole hall was silent, I quietly raised my head and found that the emperor was still watching me, so I had no choice but to pick up the ivory wat, only to hear my heart pounding, my ears ringing, and my tongue tangled into balls.
"Chen... When I was young, I followed my father to control the water, Guanxian, Jiazhou, Chengdu, floods, and my strategy... I knew it well. However, I grew up in Shu County and traveled with my father to Jiannan Road. However, the terrain, customs and customs of Henan Road, etc. I don’t know, I’m afraid I’m mistaken, if the king doesn’t give up, I would like to... I would like to go north to be the king..." But before I finished speaking, the emperor interrupted me.
"I can't sleep when I worry about it. I don't measure my virtue and strength. I want to believe in the righteousness of the world, but I still have no ambition. When the first emperor was there, he taught me that a wise man can think of a wise king. I will also work hard and look forward to tomorrow. Make suggestions to reassure the people of the world."
"I'm terrified!" It was a dark voice again, unexpectedly neat.
Hearing the eunuch call out: "Retire."
I looked up and didn't see the emperor's sleeves, so my colleagues pulled the sleeves and walked out, whispering as I walked, "Yun Chen, are you crazy?!"
how do I?"
"You are the son-in-law!"
"Ah... I know."
The colleague took a deep breath: "You are a son-in-law, the supervisor of the palace, from the third grade, and supervise the etiquette, but look at what you do every day?!"
"Copying and annotating the royal etiquette, and..." I kept silent and realized that even though Yun Chen was appointed by His Majesty as Tanhua Lang, he became a son-in-law and married a princess, so he could only do some vain work and do some vain work.
"But I..." Before I could speak, my colleague gave me a look. I saw Grandpa walking beside me. I lowered my head and followed behind without saying a word. The princess brought a sentence, saying that I will take leave today, and I will go back home with my grandfather.
Along the way, I held my breath and concentrated, Grandpa entered the room, and I stood outside the door anxiously.
Yaya ran over and asked me, "Why hasn't Mr. Lang come back yet?"
I had no time to care about Yun Chen, so I just asked, "Where is A Niang?"
"Madam took a rest today when her head got windy."
"You... Forget it, it's useless if you call A Niang." I thought for a while: "Ya Ya takes a bath and changes clothes, I'm going to the princess mansion."
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Chapter 25
Yaya: "Your Majesty is coming back today, what is Miss going to the Princess Mansion for?"
"Yiya!"
The little girl was dissatisfied as she walked and chattered: "It is! Yaya is right, that is Lang Jun's daughter-in-law..."
But before I finished bathing, Ruyi came into the house and asked me to visit Anle, saying that she was bored and broke her leg by climbing a tree to catch cicadas.
"Why are you so reckless?! How old are you? You still have such a childlike heart!"
Before my hair was dry, I hurriedly changed my clothes, wiped them and rushed over.
Before leaving, I did not forget to entrust Yun San: "Remember to ask Xiao Langjun to persuade Grandpa, there are many civil and military talents in the Manchu Dynasty, and you must not let him go to the land of tigers and wolves!"
I got into Anle's carriage, today's incense is a bit different, Yaya helped me loosen my hair, wiped it for me, and tied it up for me.
After getting out of the carriage, I rushed in anxiously, but Yaya was stopped outside the house.
I looked back at Ruyi, and said to Yaya: "You wait outside the door, I will come out in a while, if it is late, you can go back to the house first and take care of the miss."
I was anxious, and I didn't care about what happened in the mansion today, so I went to see An Le with all my heart.
In fact, I should have expected that, although the crown prince is ashamed to reveal this matter, but An Le is his sister, and I, a fake son-in-law, have had sex with her several times, he will definitely not let An Le be deceived by me.
Even if you can't deal with Yun Chen, you will get back one or two from me.
I was locked inside and the windows were all dead.
The incense in the car is chronic Ruanjin powder. I fought with the masters in the room. The faster the moves, the weaker my body will be.
By the time I realized it, it was already too late. I collapsed on the ground and looked up at the beam.
The door creaked open.
Anle came in style, with a beautiful appearance and cold eyes.
I breathed slowly, stared at her with a stiff neck, and tried to reach out to grab An Le's skirt, but just as I was pinching the corner of the skirt, I heard An Le say in a cold tone I had never heard before: "Give me her right hand. "
My right hand was forcibly ripped off Anle's skirt, and I only heard the sound of bone dislocation. Is my wife going to lose now?
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So short...I really want to squeeze out the big manuscript (? ̄3 ̄)╭
——Fuck, this author is really short——
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Chapter 26
I gritted my teeth and looked at An Le with my neck on my neck, trying to see even a little bit of intolerance in her eyes, but I was wrong. When I looked at her like this, she misunderstood it as a provocation, and her brows were filled with anger.
"Take off her clothes."
Well, now I don’t have to live anymore. I’ve been innocent for 16 years, and I’ve been seen all at once. One of them is my wife. It’s okay, but the others, forget it, I don’t even remember their names, remember them What is the face for?Could it be possible to kill someone afterwards.
Just thinking about it, a warm blood splashed all over my face, I opened my eyes, and saw An Le killed someone with a dagger?No, no, gouged out the guard's eyes.
"Uh..." What's going on?
An Le: "Do it yourself."
"Ah??" I licked it with my tongue, and there was a fishy smell. It must be blood.
Then everyone in the room went blind, and I looked left and right with a dazed look on my face.
Ruyi lowered her head and backed away and said in a low voice, "Servant, go fetch water for the princess."
Then I saw Anle turn around, pinch Ruyi's face, and swipe her hand so hard that the blood was bubbling, but not a single drop splashed on her face.
I recalled Yun San's description of Anle: licentiousness and immorality, reckless disregard for human life, tyranny, wolves crowned with tassels, too many books to write down, tolerant of cruel thieves, chasing flies and mosquitoes... used many words.
Everyone in the room stumbled out, their eyes gouged out, but no one made a sound, this...
What did An Le do in the past to make these people so awed?
And it's too risky to do things for the princess, right?Do you have to goug out your eyes to complete the task perfectly?
In order to cultivate the Lingyun Buddha and protect the Buddha's wealth, Zen master Haitong cut out his eyes and made great achievements for thousands of years.But... How many eyes did you lose by taking my clothes off? !sin, sin.
But I was still wandering, An Le had already squatted down, grabbed the tool wrapped around my waist and hips, lifted it forward, and glanced at me, that glance was like a sharp blade on my neck.
I only heard her asking with a smile: "Is it fun for you to tease Bengong?"
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My fellow, so short;
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Chapter 27
I wanted to justify a few words, but An Le just looked down at me with a smile on her lips, but her eyes were as cold as a knife. Her fingers lingered and spun, and slid a little bit to my navel, and then up...
I just felt the hairs stand on my back, and for a while, it was as if my neck was being strangled by a steel blade, and I couldn't make a sound.
Then I heard her softly "Huh?", as if impatiently urging.
But what should I say?Say me... say me... say I really like you?Also really interesting?
But I can't say it.
I only hate the crossed road, hate looking at the ocean and sighing, hate the hard dreams, hate the willow catkins blown by the wind, hate the poems covered by clothes.
In the end, I hated nothing but myself.
"It was me... who deceived His Highness and came up with this stupid trick." After much deliberation, fooling the royal family, and being able to die is an extravagant wish, so I had to resign myself to my fate and close my eyes: "My... my concubine will die forever... I implore His Highness to appease your anger..."
I hesitated for a long time, thinking that wiping my neck would be a stab, but I didn't feel happy after waiting for a long time. When I opened my eyes, I saw An Le's face was strange. There was a killing intent all over his body.
"Dian..." Before I finished speaking, I slapped me with a slap, which made my ears ring. Chin, put that end directly into my mouth, knocking my teeth and tongue, a smell of rust.
I wept uncomfortably and wrinkled my nose, but what I thought was, my old... Your Highness the Princess must have bullied people like this, this way of opening people's mouths is too sophisticated.
I later found out that Gao Yang liked to torture people the most, so An Le also went to watch in her cellar when she was a child, but was bitten by someone, and then she picked up a red-hot coal and stuffed it into someone's mouth.In this way, over time, I developed a hobby of stuffing soldering irons into the mouths of prisoners.
I couldn't open my eyes, but thankfully, this guy Yaya is diligent and has to wash me inside and out several times a day, so this unused utensil is not only not smelly, but also smells like calamus. (Hold forehead) Yaya really likes to smoke calamus for everything.
"This thing is made of wood, Nanfengguan half a tael and three silver, you serve me with this thing?"
"Ah?" I tried to open my eyes, and vaguely saw An Le's angry face.
"Even if the princess wants to find a woman, at least this thing must be inlaid with gold and jade."
I opened my eyes wide, completely dumbfounded.
Am I hallucinating?What does this mean?What about wearing gold and wearing jade?What are you looking for?
What?
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--looks great--
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Chapter 28
I tried my best to push away the tool of crime with my tongue, and replied inarticulately: "Then I... my concubine will order a gold-encrusted and jade-encrusted one for His Highness?"
As soon as I finished speaking, An Le slapped me again, I turned my face away, and the tool of the crime fell next to my ear, and she said angrily: "Okay, a wolf with ambition, how dare you have such nasty thoughts about me! I won't give it to you today!" Take a look at it, and you will really feel that you have had a few times with Bengong, and the rooster is like a rooster in the morning, you don’t know the heights of the sky and the earth!"
After speaking, I got up, looked around, pulled my hair, and dragged me into the inner room. Pulling my hair, the headband broke, and my long hair scattered all over the floor.
An Le turned to look at me, her eyes drifted, she spit at me suddenly, and then she knelt down and hugged me. I really didn't care much, but An Le hugged, dragged and supported me, and she was already sweating profusely after just a few steps. .
Finally pushed me onto the bed, and took out the chain from the cabinet.
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