Anti-crossing the Red Chamber, the movie emperor Jia She

The answer, of course, is not to cut.

Holding Jia Xiaolian in his arms, Yan Jing slowly described the changes in food quantity and quality, and the importance of maintaining hygiene, and then he affirmed that Jia Xiaolian used his brain to think about problems.

But to solve the problem can not fall and happenstance!

In the end, with Jia Xiaolian's misunderstanding, the program group supplemented the program rules, and the top [-] boards from all parties ended impartially.

After the show was broadcast, the topic of snacks and dry food was not cut, and the education that followed was silently processed as a tidbit and broadcasted.

Jia Amnesty, as one of the parties involved, was moved while recording the commentary, and also deeply reviewed himself.

This plot has sparked a lot of discussion, and many parents have thought deeply about education, but for the younger generation, after everyone is happy to brush #干粉莲# topic, finally Jia She, mushroom head stepmother, brushes When it comes to the headlines, #守头火母# God of horses, we understand.

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After spending the warm morning, a group of people flew to the location of the first location, the legendary Buddhist fairy mountain T city.

Although the previous heavy education made people look awkward, but both father and son forgot to eat and not to play. After a while, they became happy again, and they took the time to entertain themselves in the car. happy.

When we arrived at the destination, we met up with several other fathers and introduced themselves.

After doing some homework, Jia Amnesty naturally knew the other four fathers: one is the up-and-coming director Zhong Li, who is said to have the aloof temperament of an artist with a five-year-old child.It was adopted, because a certain director also came out of the closet, and his lover is a master of novels, the kind with tens of millions in royalties alone! !A sports superstar is a champion who retired from the team to develop an entertainment career.There is also a song king, Xu Yuan, who he has worked with, with a four-year-old daughter, who is chubby and looks very cute.The last one is also an old acquaintance, the emperor actor of "Jiangshan", the best actor in the world for three consecutive times!He came with his six-year-old daughter.However, Jia Amnesty took a sneak peek at her and felt that the little girl was as delicate as a porcelain doll, but she seemed a little too introverted, so far she hasn't said a word.Not to mention his son, who is as lively as a tease, even an ordinary child, he has never seen such an introverted child.

He muttered in his heart, because at least he had some acquaintances, so Jia Amnesty wasn't too nervous.Hearing that the host arranged for them to put their luggage in their room and then come out to eat, they were all surprised.

"Stop robbing the house?!" Jia Xiaolian's eyes were full of disbelief, "I'm already wearing my sneakers!"

host:"……"

Your mushroom-headed father who can't speak is worried that your own father won't be able to run away, the dark scene is so dark~~ the corners of his mouth twitched, accepting all kinds of compliments, the host smiled and said nothing.

Because it was close to noon when they arrived at the destination, everyone didn't think too much. When they got to the dinner table and looked at the three chopsticks, they realized that they seemed a little naive.

The first activity: three chopsticks to eat wheat cakes!

The host talked eloquently and introduced local special snacks, which are said to be the treatment only for distinguished guests when they come to the door. "...you need to use three chopsticks, one to hold the wheat cake, two to tear off a piece, and dip it in the soy sauce, vinegar, and hot sauce on the plate, according to your own taste, dads can also try to match it with this fellow homemade Red bayberry wine. In the end, we are really a kind-hearted team, thank you!"

There was a burst of laughter at the moment.

Jia Amnesty looked at the three chopsticks in his hand, still in a daze.

Jia Xiaolian and her new acquaintances poked their heads next to the aunt who was making wheat cakes, and shouted in surprise, "It's bulging!"

Following the words, the wheat cakes being made on the stove swelled up like balloons for some reason, and then the aunt quickly pierced them with chopsticks, picked up the bowl in her hand, and poured the beaten eggs into it.

The local middle-aged aunt who was a little nervous facing the camera, looked at the screaming children, squinted her eyes and smiled, and added two eggs very hard.

The smell of meat and eggs wafted out quickly.

Everyone was greedy, and originally wanted to cut a piece and share it with the children, but because the oatmeal represents reunion, there is a way to eat it with three chopsticks, which means that one person should eat one.

So after waiting for a while, round oatmeal cakes of the right size were placed on the plates.

Before I started, I was worried about the three chopsticks and wanted to substitute the usage of knives and forks, but I was not satisfied, the center of gravity was always wrong, and the child who couldn't stand it just opened his mouth and called for bites!

All kinds of irony.

Jia Xiaolian held the plate with the wrong force no matter how hard she tried, she rubbed it directly in front of the maker, acting cute, "Auntie, please help~"

"Baby, how can I help?" The aunt looked at a loss.

"That..." Jia Xiaolian frowned, "You hold my hand and teach me."

Then Jia Xiaolian, who ate with the right skills, helped his father very caringly, dividing the wheat cakes into pieces, which is simply a caring baby.

Two of the children imitated their newly recognized eldest brother, ran to follow the trend, and ran back in a hurry, frightened in front of their own fathers. If they couldn't learn from the eldest brother, they would just say it once, dad, let's eat together!

Lin Zisi silently looked at his daughter who was sitting in front of her eating very attentively. She seemed to be out of the same world as the children, and there was a hint of helplessness at the corner of her mouth.Because the child was taken by his parents, he seldom went out, and he was a bit overprotective to guard against paparazzi. When he came back to his senses, he found that his daughter was already a little introverted to the point of autism, so he regretted it. After remediation, thinking about this program, come over and make some friends, try it.

Jia Amnesty was hugging his good son, and just as he was feeling flustered, he saw Yingdi Lin's gaze and was silently curious.

After hearing the reason, she raised eyebrows, although she was puzzled, her daughter is obedient, how good she looks~~ Xiao Libai is like a high-cold queen, a special goddess fan.But my own father likes to be more cheerful. When he thought of his son, he immediately suggested, "You can buy a house in a university town, most of which are students, and the cultural environment is relatively safe!"

"Uncle Emperor, I'll help you." Jia Xiaolian volunteered and ran over.

While chatting, Jia She looked at all kinds of funny Jia Lian, and said in a low voice, "Don't blame Lian'er for bringing your cute daughter to ruin."

"No." Lin Zisi smiled, but he realized that he had spoken too soon.Ever since his daughter made friends with Jia Lian, the direction of her development has been completely wrong. The word "runaway wild horse" can no longer be used to describe her!

Many years later, recalling today, I really want to slap myself, I can't say it too absolutely~~---

Five children, three boys and two girls.

Jia Xiaolian counted with his hands, saying that his subordinates had already taken in two younger brothers, and now only the noble little prince of the legendary director uncle and the quiet little princess of the emperor's uncle were left. power.

The little prince and princess will definitely be taken down, and the glorious era of Boss Lian will be ushered in.

Wearing a white tutu skirt and wearing a little princess hairpin, Lin Libai, who looks like an SD doll, is elegantly inserting the beads of sweat on her forehead.

"Li Bai, the clothes you are wearing today really suit you, very pretty!" Jia Xiaolian bent over like a gentleman, with a sweet little mouth, and said a lot of good things.

"Thank you."

Because he had met before, so he understood something, Lin Libai said something slowly after a long time.

Jia Xiaolian narrowed her eyes and smiled, "I'm telling the truth. The sisters said that girls want all kinds of compliments, otherwise they will become female men and kick people all kinds of things."

Lin Libai: "..."

"But I think sisters who can kick people are so cool!" Jia Xiaolian pulled the small bench, very caring sister posture, "I tell you..."

Lin Libai: "Dad, I'm sleepy!"

Jia Xiaolian: ...

The first strategy, failed!

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Jia Amnesty dragged his drooping son back to take a nap.

In recent years, T City has developed tourism relying on scenic spots and historic sites, and local farmhouses have also become interested.There are also specially decorated houses for foreign tourists to live in, so the activities in the afternoon are also very simple.

Gathering in the courtyard, the host brought in a local orchestra and gave them a dance about Ji Gong, which is familiar to everyone, "The shoes are broken, the hat is broken, the cassock is broken, you laugh at me, he laughs at me... Where is there any injustice?" Where there is me, where there is injustice, there is me." Afterwards, I took my father and children to visit the former residence of Jigong, and after listening to the legend of Jigong, inspired the children to learn qualities such as being willing to help others and not fearing power.

Jia Xiaolian, who had just been educated, was very dissatisfied, "Jigong's body is very dirty, it's a little sloppy, really sloppy~~"

"Yes!"

As soon as the words fell, the two little brothers echoed, and said, "You can't beat people casually, you have to tell the teacher, and deal with it!"

As a time traveler, Jia She said that he is not familiar with this person, but shouldn't the person who is willing to help others call for learning from Lei Feng?

The different father and son, the program team said: The boss's vision is absolutely perfect.But now the recorded program is eager to be in line with the mainstream thinking, okay?Otherwise, it will be difficult in the later stage, and you will have to change jobs!

Good heart plug.

Watching a few children, under the leadership of Jia Xiaolian, criticize people from various angles such as hygiene, fighting, and clothing.

The director team expressed a direct congratulatory message, and forced the corners of their mouths to say: "Why do we call "Children from the Stars"? Isn't it because children's thinking is different from that of adults. It was educated by parents and teachers...Children's thinking is sometimes the most dazzling. Now they understand the small good, and teach them to distinguish the big good. Distinguish primary and secondary contradictions!"

The behind-the-scenes staff who said something couldn't help complaining: Isn't it the meaning of Mars? !When did such a simple and straightforward name of Star II have such a lofty connotation?

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Jia Xiaolian is not only proficient at cheating his father, but now his skills in cheating the program group with his younger brother have also begun to shine.

After the broadcast, a large group of children's fan groups in the first season silently wanted to light wax to comfort the program group, dear, we are happy to see you all haggard.At the beginning, you cheated on your father and children, but now the feng shui has turned, it is very worth celebrating with flowers.

Mengmeng Lian, keep up the good work!

After watching Wuyou's former residence to give an inspirational lecture, the highlight of the event was dinner.Just like the first season, learn how to make local specialty dumpling cake tubes with the help of other people's kitchens, and then share them together.

The program group silently swallowed the words about this dish and Ji Gong.

Looking at the detailed production process sent by the program team, Jia Amnesty silently looked at the prepared ingredients and Hu Hao's dough, saying that it is very simple to put the vegetables in and put them together.

Even, it can be eaten without fire.

"Father, it's simple. It's all cooked anyway. Can't we just eat it?" Jia Xiaolian suggested, "I don't mind eating a bite of the vegetable and the skin, anyway, it's the same in the mouth."

Jia She: ...

Son, please believe in Dad, you will be successful~(≧▽≦)/~