Anti-crossing the Red Chamber, the movie emperor Jia She

Jia She is a little sad because his son is so caring _(:з)∠)_

But an hour later, he found that his son was really good, and it was a good way to eat a bite of vegetables and skins.

Because, he really didn't light up his cooking skills:-(

The legendary dumpling cake tube, a long cylinder.

Jia Shen created unique prismatic, circular, and hole-shaped decorations.Gein added more or less raw materials, and the way of rolling was different, which squeezed the dough.Therefore, the shape is very unique.

The sub-team of the director group carrying the camera in the back silently transmitted the video to Boss Yan simultaneously, expressing that he really had no guts to embarrass the wife of the president, she is really a rich hand of the wife of the president, and is not suitable for such heavy physical work ╮(╯▽ ╰)╭ Yan Jing, who was working, smiled at the corner of his mouth, and silently cut out various pictures and saved them.

As night fell slowly, the five fathers gathered in the courtyard with their achievements to share them.

Among the five celebrity fathers, only Lin Zisi, who is inspired to be a good father, and director Zhongli, who seems to be very ignorant of fireworks, can cook.The food box in my hand smells delicious just by smelling it.

Jia Xiaolian scanned the food on the dining table with his toes, and wandered around with his little head, silently comparing the shaped dumpling cake tube that his father didn't even turn on the fire, the very slender dumpling cake tube of an athlete, and Xu Tianwang's dark There were unidentified objects whose raw materials could not be seen, only the emperor's uncle and a glamorous beauty uncle remained.

After a bit of comparison, Jia Xiaolian quickly gave Lin Zisi N thumbs up with small steps, and then bustled back and forth with various puppy legs, and finally hooked the thigh of the actor Lin, "Uncle Emperor, can you please?" Can't you just eat it? My dad and I don't eat much, so we just throw it away!" He said and gestured with his hands.

Jia Amnesty was full of black lines and wanted to drag his son away.

Everyone couldn't help laughing, and made all kinds of jokes.

"Oh, my young master, hurry up and ask the emperor..."

"Ahem, ahem!!" The host hurriedly faked a cough, and announced the dinner rules with a soft voice, expressing that Jia Xiaolian didn't need to find a good chef for himself in such a long-term.

Especially this chef has a romantic relationship with your father in a certain hit drama, and your father is very, very narrow-minded about the true relationship.

Didn't you see the ring on your father's hand shining like a dead man?

Don't cheat the crew, dear (╯3╰)

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After filming the cooking show, the program team took out the prepared real local delicacies to entertain.

Nine large bowls of delicacies of chicken, duck, fish, and seafood are very sincere.

"As expected of a conscientious program group." Zhong Li looked at Jia Amnesty who was eating with his head down, and gave the program group a big compliment.

The entire program team accepted the praise calmly, so as not to break the news that they added and deleted the script N times because of a CEO who made a smile for Mrs. Bo, completely ignoring the hearts of the audience across the country.Contracting fishponds is nothing, these days, contracting production crews is truly amazing ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮ Think about a certain lady stepping into the circle, raising the funding level of several production crews?

After eating, play a small game.

Jia Amnesty took Jia Xiaolian back to the room and washed up.After a while, Panda Lian jumped out, borrowed the cell phone of the program group, and very excitedly called the familiar people to tell about today's events.

"Father Yan, we don't need to be hungry today~~~"

Yan Jing shook his hands when he received the call.How did the father and son focus on eating, that is, the show was broadcast to see the highlights, and the rest of the time, there was food to eat.

"Then today..." While speaking, suddenly a shrill cry came from the other side of the receiver, "There are cockroaches!"

Jia Xiaolian was sitting on the bed on the phone, when she heard Jia She shouting in the bathroom, she hurriedly put on her slippers and ran over, opened the door, stunned.

Hello dad!fierce!Disabled!

Jia Amnesty was wearing a bathrobe, and was raising his slippers with one hand. He was lying on his stomach looking for the target. His eyes were extremely excited, and he raised his arms, looking like he was fighting.

After the program team heard the movement, they rushed over to pay homage to Xiaoqiang who was killed by the blow, and then cut off the camera, bringing greetings from the top boss.

"Enhou, are you alright?"

"Boss?" Jia She was surprised, "Why did you call?"

"Did you get scared, just now?" Yan Huangsang felt very sad. At first, he was out of his wits, so he wanted to follow Jia Xiaolian's wishes and let the father and son come up to play.

But now, listening to Jia Xiaolian pouting, what are the grievances, mosquitoes biting buttocks, toilets have to hold their breath, and pigs have to arch, and other environmental sanitation problems, as well as bugs that suddenly popped out, it really made him think about it. Roaring, how did the subordinates do things.

"How is that possible?!" Jia Amnesty groaned and expressed dissatisfaction, "I am, anyway." Looking at the camera left and right, there was no red dot, Jia Amnesty was very annoyed, "Anyway, I am also the heir of a dignified Duke!! If you can't kill the enemy, it's still easy to kill a few Xiaoqiang, and you can kill them in seconds!"

"Really? But you called just now..." Yan Jing was very suspicious.

"Happy, let me tell you that you often see it in the boys' dormitory!! My roommate can kill a pair with one kick, and I have never had my share." Jia Amnesty lay on the bed, holding Jia Xiaolian's hand, and the two After talking a few words, kissing each other through the phone, I hung up the phone.

The program team held the phone and walked away silently.This mobile phone is worth taking out to sell the president's private number. It must be worth millions~(≧▽≦)/~The father and son in parent-child pajamas occupy one side, and start what the script says--the time of the warm bedside story.

Jia She flipped through the storybooks with colorful illustrations and hesitated, "Son, what do you like?"

Jia Xiaolian looked at the fairy tale book with a hint of disgust, stretched her waist, "Father, I'm so bored, let's dance! Before this time, I played with Uncle Gu Jin and the others in the square."

Jia Amnesty: "..." He suddenly had a bad premonition!

"Performance art, and square dancing, it's so lively!" Jia Xiaolian was bouncing up and down on the bed while describing, "Skateboard shoes are the most fashionable and fashionable!"

Jia Amnesty stared silently.

"And Sister Lin fell from the sky~~" Jia Xiaolian said in a low voice, completely out of tune.

It is completely incomprehensible why his son, who is less than half a year old, is going further and further in the direction of being funny.

Jia She pulled Jia Xiaolian, who was dancing on the bed, curiously: "Son, where do you have so much free time? Aren't you going to school?"

"Yes, but Baba," Jia Xiaolian hooked Jia She's neck, and cheered in a drawn-out tone, "Uncle Ning said Lian Mengmeng is a young math genius, very good, and needs special education!"

"Then don't be complacent!" Jia She frowned and said seriously, "But don't put too much pressure on yourself, you know?"

"Ah."

"Father will make a lot of money, as long as our Lian'er is happy!"

"Okay, millions in minutes, let's make a lot of money, and then buy, buy, buy!!"

"..."

The director team looked at the two pandas rolling on the bed, and silently glanced at the post-production. Can you edit?

"Yes!" The post-stage chest pat of the gold medal guarantees that the front and rear sections are very violent, and the middle section of showing off wealth is cut off, that's fine.

So after the show was broadcast, compared to other scenes of family affection, the cuteness of the two pandas has already killed a lot of movies in seconds.

Dear, where is the good Yan father (╯3╰)

Where is father strict? ?

Don't slap your face so fast, okay?

But this face is really cute, I like it very much!

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Next, the activities arranged by the program group were also very relaxed.Climbing mountains, looking at the scenery, Xiuxiu father and son interacting with each other, talking about the characteristics of human geography, time flies by.

Jia Amnesty bought a lot of local specialties with Jia Lian's happy bags and was ready to go home.

"Father, is puppy beef dog meat or beef?" Jia Xiaolian asked, shaking the jerky in his hand.

"The smell of a cow, the shape of a dog, it should be a hybrid?" Jia Amnesty held the gift box and studied the introduction on it.

"But..." Jia Xiaolian poked the picture, "It doesn't look like it?"

While talking, Director Zhongli on the side closed the book, explaining to the father and son what puppy beef is.

"Thank you!" The two nodded quickly like elementary school students, and then chatted about various topics.Jia Xiaolian went up to make friends with Leng Yan little prince.

A group of people were chatting and laughing when the book suddenly fell. Jia She was bending over to pick it up. Looking at the familiar cover, his eyes widened suddenly. He handed it over, curious, "Do you also like "Dream of Red Mansions"?" Isn't it just a story about love?Where does such a great charm come from?

"It's okay, I'm preparing for the filming of "Dream of Red Mansions", but unfortunately the candidates have not been selected yet." Zhong Li said coldly, glanced at Jia She, and suddenly smiled, "I heard from Zuo Ning that he once recommended it to you, but you don't want to play the cannon fodder of the same name. ?”

"That's right, Mr. She, how did you and Lian'er get their names? Why are they exactly the same as the father and son of the Jia family?" Lin Zisi joked when he heard the conversation.

"Really?" Jia Amnesty raised his eyebrows, with a deep sense of disbelief in his words, "Not only have I been cannon fodder, but my son is also cannon fodder?!"

"Uh... Mr. She didn't..." Thinking of the legendary education from a wealthy family, he silently swallowed the nine-year compulsory education.

Everyone expressed their views on the Dream of Red Mansions one sentence at a time.

"If you're interested, you can audition." Zhongli said calmly, handing over the book as he said, "It's a long journey, maybe you can read it first."

"Oh." Jia She took it blankly, looked at it twice, and yawned at the corner of his mouth.This fairy... so funny!

But... how familiar is Lin Ruhai's name?

The Rongguo Mansion that Leng Zixing was talking about?

[Elder brother is now taking the position of first-class general, named Amnesty, named Enhou; second brother is named Zheng, named Cunzhou, and is currently a member of the Ministry of Industry, Wailang...] I'll wipe it! !

What a Lin Ruhai, actually praised his second child like this: [He is humble and kind, with a lot of grandfather's legacy, not a frivolous person! 】wrong!

Jia She stared dumbfounded at the words written in black and white, and his heart skipped a beat, as if he had opened the door to a new world!The original single-celled paramecium in the brain immediately turned into a two-celled organism, and all kinds of speculations flashed very quickly. When I thought of the shrunken little brother who was scared at the beginning, I instantly connected this book together, and a bold speculation flooded into my heart.

He wore it!

Not only does he wear it!

And it still seems to be wearing books!

However, he seems like a scumbag cannon fodder! !

"Father, what's wrong with you?" Jia Xiaolian bit an apple and said, "You're going to crush the book."

"I... Dad discovered a big secret, hehe!"