[Alice in Wonderland] Welcome to wonderland

This favor is necessary.

So, our little classmate Yang Qing only hesitated for a while, and then made a righteous choice—to find a corner and squat down silently.

What a joke, he is just an npc, at most he can change the color of his clothes, how could he know how to deal with such a large bug.

And he thinks it’s pretty good here ╰(￣▽￣)╮

You don't have to rack your brains to promote the development of the plot, and you can get paid happily, which is beyond praise.

Lance looked at Yang Qing who was in a high state with a "hey hey hey" face, and also very consciously squatted down next to him.

Look, let’s get on the road more~ I’ll treat you to spicy hot pot when my brother gets his salary~

Yang Qing narrowed his eyes, and asked a little bored: "Since we don't have anything to do now, let's just chat and tell me, little sister, why are you so serious, and do you have any puberty troubles~ "

Lance looked dissatisfied at this Yang Qing who quickly entered the state of "Come on~ I'm a rogue, a rogue~" after being exposed, "I'm already 20 this year, and I'm not [beep——] "He's no little sister.

"What's the matter at 20, you're still young."

"..."

Daddy Yang Qing, your focus is so accurate, is it artificial in your family?

Lance pursed his lips, looked at the obedient black hair, thought about his original intention, and resisted the urge to go offline, and said, "The person I like has left me."

What is there to worry about? He has never been in a relationship until now. The family is a child, and the relationship is broken. Climb up this branch, but that man is quite courageous, dare to dump her, isn't he afraid that her family will kill his whole family?

What a courageous young man [applause] [applause]

As a professional chat room shopkeeper, Yang Qing still cleared his throat: "This person really doesn't know what is good or bad, and he doesn't know how to cherish the people around him. He must end up badly. Then how is he doing now?"

The younger sister's expression became even more downcast, "He's missing."

What's the matter with this feeling of saying it all at once?

What's with this sense of guilt for destroying someone else's family?

Uncle policeman really wasn't made by me! !

Girl, don't get lost, why don't you play the game well!

Well, the game is dead. _(:з」∠)_

Yang Qing quickly smoothed things over: "It doesn't matter, you are still young, you will forget these things in ten years."

Lance (depression): It's been 11 years.

Look at my cheap mouth, tell you to talk, tell you to pick up.

But how do I know that this child is so narrow-minded and remembers one thing for so long!

no, wait...

Yang Qing: "Well, you mean he disappeared 11 years ago?"

Lance: "Yes." Nod

Yang Qing [Qing Jin] [Qing Jin] "But, how old were you only 11 years ago."

Lance (without thinking): "Nine years old, don't you know how to count?"

Yang Qing: Damn it, I really want to kill the player, how can I break it!A creature like a bear child solves a hairy emotional problem, just pull it out and beat it to solve all problems!

If this kid was taught by his mother, he would have been beaten to death long ago!Fortunately, she has an older brother who taught her, otherwise, she would never have waited until now to harm the world, and she would have been corrected to marry and children would be soy sauce, okay?

Huh?By the way, 11 years ago, wasn't my mother working as a tutor at the bear's house?

A bad premonition began to seep from Yang Qing's toes to the top of his head, and Yang Qing felt that he was about to know something bad.

"What does that boyfriend of yours look like?"

He was just asking, just pure curiosity, not trying to die because of a bad premonition.

The younger sister raised her head silently, and looked at Yang Qing sadly, "Just like you, he is an Asian boy, and his mother is a famous etiquette teacher."

Congratulations, you succeeded!

Yang Qing felt that although his life experience was a bit miserable, and his personality was slightly distorted because of this reason, he still lived happily all the time.

until he was shot in the knee by an arrow.

Until he turned into a scumbag.

Well, at that time, how old was he, and the little boy was somewhat complacent. He admitted that at that time he deliberately pretended to be handsome, body-fitting and elegant to attract some small fans. He felt a little disdainful but at the same time he was a little complacent.

Who didn't make mistakes when they were young?

It's a pity that you smashed the glass of the neighbor's house, and at most you were beaten by your parents.

And me!I seduced the daughter of a big family, and I have been "disappeared" for so many years, and people have never forgotten me. If my parents know that I am not only living a good life, but also trying to continue the relationship with her through games. Sex, how about a proper rhythm of death?

Will you kneel down?

please let go QAQ

"Well... After all, it's been so long. Besides, you were still very young at that time. Even if that person is still there now, maybe he has changed." Yang Qing, who had already foreseen his miserable future, decided to struggle again.

Lance turned his head and glanced at Yang Qing, obviously just inadvertently, but Yang Qing felt cold, his blue eyes were like a cold sea.

Stared at! !

"I know him." Lance said affirmatively, because thinking of the little actions of that person at that time, his eyes suddenly became gentle.

do you know himYou know wool, do you know me? !I have known him for 21 years. You sleep in the same bed and eat at the same table every day. You are just a little kid who is immersed in his first love and cannot extricate himself!

All of the above are Qing's psychological activities, of course, because of the aura problem that he refuses to admit, he can't talk about it.

Just when Yang Qing adjusted his emotions, which had already been in a state of rage, and was about to speak again.

Right next to Lance, a dodo bird appeared. Because its feathers were all soaked in water, it looked very embarrassed. It stared at Yang Qing and Lance with a pair of incomparably large eyes. It walked slowly. The strange steps, like being filled with a vat of wine, came up to them and stopped.

Yang Qing didn't want to move at all, and obviously the dodo bird didn't want to either, it just stared at the two people like this, and then, the autistic child stood up, and the sight of the dodo bird moved as Lance stood up .

Then, Lance flew straight up and kicked the messy-looking dodo far away.

Yang Qing: If it weren't for my status as a scumbag, I really want to form a team with my sister and kick the gate of Al's house away~

Lance sat down again and turned back calmly: "Tell me about you, you agreed."

Yang Qing: "No, it's actually nothing special, it's not interesting at all, you definitely don't want to hear it."

Lance: "It's okay, I just like boring stories."

Yang Qing: "...Did you play the game for too long, the experience will be halved after two hours."

Lance: "As an npc, is this really good?"

Yang Qing (laughing, with a grim expression): "Are you going offline or not?"

Dodo: "Quack!"

Lance: "..."

Yang Qing: "..."

The two turned their heads and found that the dodo bird that flew out like an off-string cue just now was squatting peacefully beside Yang Qing, making a strange cry.

Next to it, there are various birds squatting in order of size. They are all trying to dry their feathers because of the pool of tears.

In this big push bird, there is a particularly conspicuous gray mouse. Of course, in this game whose style is not right at all, it is obviously not because of race, but because it has been trying to hide itself. Behind a little turtledove, and trembling constantly.

Yang Qing: "Hey! That mouse!"

Mouse: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yang Qing: "..."

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☆, mermaid

Watching the rat that was obviously an NPC run away in a panic and finally disappeared, Yang Qing felt that he should go back obediently and continue chatting with people, this is definitely an unstoppable rhythm.

What?Why is that mouse an npc?Because it can talk~ Obviously this group of birds that can only bask their feathers can't, at most they just croak.

"Do you want to go out?" Just when Yang Qing was secretly proud of his wise and powerful decision, a thrush next to him turned his head and asked very naturally.

This unscientific

It's just that the sound is a bit strange! (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

Thrush has a twisted and round body, no feet, and a chubby belly against the ground. It looks very cute. It looks at Yang Qing, who is staring at the dodo bird, "Don't get me wrong, it just didn't do it a few days ago." Carefully swallowed a frog, Pete, say hello."

"Hey, hello." The dodo opened its mouth foolishly, but it was the hoarse voice of a boy in the voice-changing period, "croak!"

Yang Qing's body stiffened for a moment, then he turned to the thrush with twitching corners of his mouth: "How long will it take to digest that frog?"

Thrush: "My God, digestion! How can you be so cruel, that is a fresh life!"

Yang Qing: "Then you are kind after eating it?"

Thrush: "Do you really want to know how to get out?"

Yang Qing turned his head, and seriously asked Lance who had been watching the show, "Do you think this thrush's threatening way is like someone."

Lance (looking at Yang Qing silently for a while): "...I don't know."

Yang Qing: "Yes, our two circles are not the same, hey, then why did I subconsciously ask you?"

Lance: "..." I always feel that I can't tell the truth at this time.

I'm such a nice guy.

I was touched by myself.

Thrush: "If you don't want to know, I'll leave."

Yang Qing: "You don't have feet at all, just walk around."

thrush:"……"

In the end, in order not to get stuck here, and Alice, who didn't want to move her seat to follow the plot at all, took a thrush without feet and set foot on the road to find the exit.

"If you want to leave here, you have to pass the owner's house first. The owner is a very honorable person. She commands the birds in the entire fairyland. When the time comes, don't look up at the owner, just walk over, you know?"

Yang Qing: "..."

This picture is my uncle's sense of sight.

You are a thrush without legs, hey! !

There is nothing to be proud of if you can only fly but not walk!

Believe it or not, I will throw it to you after finishing!

Lance (frowned): "It's annoying, throw it away."

Since Lance kicked the dodo from a club into a ball very cruelly before, Thrush immediately shut up and hid his head in Yang Qing's arms, expressing that he didn't want to see The determination of that brutal man.

Yang Qing: Although I can’t follow suit, it feels good~

Lance (with gloomy face): I want to throw it away more and more, so let's stew it in hot pot.

Led by Thrush, they inexplicably came from the dark corridor to a room with a girlish feeling.

Pink curtains, pink wallpaper, pink sheets...

Yang Qing: Please compensate me for the new titanium alloy eyeglasses according to the price. Thank you.

After entering this room, Huamei slipped out of Yang Qing's arms immediately, rolled forward very skillfully, and said excitedly: "Master! I'm coming to see you."

"Well, it's really hard work for you."

A sweet female voice came from the pink bed curtain, Yang Qing looked there subconsciously, only to see the bed curtain was pulled open, and a... mermaid appeared in front of his eyes?

Yang Qing (with a stiff expression): "In this situation, should I be called a mermaid or a murloc?"

Lance (the already expressionless face is even more expressionless): "I think it is necessary to talk to the producer about life."

Mermaid: "Who are they? Why do they have such strange expressions?"

Thrush: "They want to go to the garden through here. I told them not to look at you directly. It's all because they didn't listen. They must be stunned by the beauty of the master."

Mermaid: "Oh~ your mouth is so sweet."

Yang Qing felt that he really couldn't accept a fish and a bird flirting here, and he had never seen this kind of mermaid in his life.

The upper body is a beautiful girl or something, with a pure smile and something, it really is a fairy tale.

This mermaid has a pair of very good-looking legs, and the shape of her legs is superb. Unfortunately, her upper body is actually a fish.

It was the kind of unusually common fish that would appear on canned food packaging. In order to match her shy mood at this time, the two small fins were still attached together.

Who will tell him why there is an unknown blush on the fish's cheeks!

Yang Qing: "Excuse me, Miss Mermaid, can we go there?" No, I'm going to throw up again!Going to throw up! !

Mermaid: "Of course. After all, the duchess's distressed look is really uncommon. It makes me feel very good~"

Yang Qing: "..."

Mermaid: "I didn't expect you to have today. I guess God can't understand the existence of such a hypocritical and vain person who even robs me of jewelry in this world. It's really satisfying."

Yang Qing: "..."

Mermaid: "You should still be self-aware. How can your appearance be comparable to mine?"

The corner of Yang Qing's mouth twitched slightly, then, he slowly rolled up his sleeves and pressed the watch on his wrist.

Everything in Wonderland suddenly became distorted, and everything in front of him became blurred. When this happens, it is usually when the player goes offline. However, as the leader of the game, in order to make the game even better, he has The right to forcibly stop the game.

Yang Qing: Don't think that I can complain casually, you are beautiful, you are the most beautiful, you are the most beautiful, Godzilla is the new Miss World, I am a dignified person!I quit, who the hell is playing!Who is going to take the lead in the plot?

Just when Yang Qing was preparing to find Al's theory with this kind of mentality, when his consciousness returned to the extremely soft sofa in Al's house, he found that he was staring at the front in a daze, and right in front of him was Blacked out light screen.

Yang Qing: "Is your jaw cartilage melted by aqua regia?"

Al (can't believe it): "I just got a text message from Madam Stuart, and she invited me to dinner tomorrow."

Yang Qing: "Is it to thank you for your outstanding contribution in destroying her child's aesthetics?"

Al: "No...she thinks I seduced her son."

Yang Qing: "Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!((((Д)!

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☆, let's have a dinner!

Due to the sudden occurrence of the incident, the person involved (Al) had no clue at all, and the bystander (Yang Qing) had no other plans other than eating almonds and watching the show, and the whole room fell into a strange silence.

After Yang had almost finished eating a plate of almonds, he said quietly: "That is to say, Mrs. Stuart thinks that you are suspected of seducing his eldest son. Speaking of which, are you familiar with him?"

In Yang Qing's memory, Chris, the eldest son of the Stuart family, has always been his number one enemy. The reason is very simple. First of all, he has a prominent family background, a tall figure and a handsome face that Yang Qing admires. Although he is not as gentle and considerate as Yang Qing, but his face alone has earned him enough popularity.

But Yang Qing's little children's shoes never cared about this, because at that time, Yang Qing successfully hooked up with Chris' baby brother Lance with facial paralysis, which made Chris always like to take the initiative to find fault.

In general, it is just a male peacock with a sullen face and male hormones everywhere.

Al is trying to recall, but even if he exhausts all his brain cells, he can only remember how many times he and Chris have met, plus his familiar personality, in fact, they can only be regarded as acquaintances.

Yang Qing continued to make up the knife: "I think you should bring a bodyguard. In summary, I suspect that the lady just wants to take you to a remote location to kill, lest you continue to tarnish her child's worldview."

Al narrowed his eyes silently, staring at someone who had nothing to do with him, and then showed a malicious smile: "What you said makes a lot of sense."

A few minutes later, Yang Qing and Al appeared in the restaurant at the same time, wearing suits with gloomy faces. This restaurant is only open to people above the earl level, and it is the representative of the evil hierarchy that Yang Qing despises the most.

When they arrived, that Mrs. Stuart had already arrived, and Yang Qing saw traces of his deceased mother and Alice in the game on her serious and delicate face.

He can basically sum up her character as rigorous, meticulous, and hates variables.

That is the type of parent that young people hate the most.

"You are one minute late." She said slowly, and took out a pocket watch with the Stuart family crest printed on it with her left hand.

Al seemed very nervous, and Yang Qing knew that he pulled him over because he had an inexplicable sense of fear for women of this age, because his parents were all men with bad tempers, and Yang Qing's mother A series of etiquette lessons had a huge impact on Yang Qing's fragile heart.

"Madam, with all due respect, the reason you gave for having dinner together really discouraged us from coming early."

The woman's gaze immediately turned to Yang Qing for this rather offensive sentence, and the words she was about to say were swallowed like this.

Mrs. Stuart has two sons. She is not a greedy person, but just hopes that they can grow into kind and sensible people. As a result, one turned into a flower peacock, and the other turned into a dead-faced paralyzed person.

As for the young man in front of her, no matter his standing posture or the smile on his face, she thought that "a son must have" in her heart, and her expression softened all of a sudden, "That's really impolite, what's your name."

Yang Qing: "It doesn't matter what my name is, ma'am, Al is my friend, he has nothing to do with your eldest son at all."

As soon as this matter was mentioned, Mrs. Stuart's expression changed, but it was not the kind of arrogance and arrogance as Yang Qing thought, but a kind of ----- gratification!

Damn it, he seems to know something amazing!

The secret history of the nobility or something!

Will he be murdered?

I'm a little excited just thinking about it~

"I'm not the ruthless mother you imagine, so you don't have to be so nervous."

What's the matter with this sense of instant vision of raw rice and cooked rice?

Al: "Ma'am, I really don't have that kind of relationship with your son. If you say that, you have to show evidence."

Stuart (taking a sip of black tea confidently): "Of course I have evidence."

Al: "What?"

She took out a photo from her handbag, but before Al and Yang Qing could see it, the photo was covered with a snap of a hand.

"Mom, how could you see Al behind my back?" The owner of the hand was Chris who didn't know what appeared.

Mrs. Stuart glanced at her son, then at Al, and then smiled reassuringly: "I just want to make sure what kind of person I am. Although there is no other lovable one, he is also an honest child. As long as you can settle down, I'll be relieved." After she finished speaking, she looked at the photo pinched in her son's hand and stood up: "You can settle your affairs yourself, and I won't get involved, but if there is any misunderstanding, just say it to your face. Qing, Chris, no one recognizes you."

"Okay, Mom." Chris replied with a smile, and then looked at Al affectionately.

Al: What's the matter with this feeling like being hit by a passive photosensitive wave? QAQ Why can't I understand a word they said.

Yang Qing: What kind of vision does this person have? Al is so honest, he is obviously a rat shit.

Mrs. Stuart left very satisfied, feeling that she had really done a great job and left a mess for her poor son.

Seeing his mother leave, Chris breathed a sigh of relief. He turned around and explained to Al: "I'm so sorry, my mother always said that the wind is the rain, and seeing your photo I thought you were my lover, so I'm really sorry to cause you such a big trouble."

Al: "It's okay, no trouble." A rhythm that can't be offended.

If Mrs. Stuart was here, she would definitely scoff. Is she such an unreasonable person?She didn't just see "a photo".

Then the lad she admired did this great deed for her.

Yang Qing: "Poof—"

Al (so embarrassing): "What are you doing?"

Yang Qing: "Since this is the case, why didn't you explain it to your mother just now, and why there is a photo of Al in your place. I have known him for so many years, and I don't have such a thing."

Al: "Oh my god, I suddenly remembered that the water in the house was still on, so we left first, Yang Qing, hurry up, if you don't go back, there will be an accident."

Yang Qing: "What nonsense are you talking about? The hot water in your house is directly supplied by pipes."

Al: "Follow me!!!!!! Otherwise you won't be paid!!!!!!!"

Yang Qing: "...you're ruthless." Then he followed Al and left at the speed of light.

Chris looked at the back of Al leaving, with a gentle expression on his face that he didn't realize.

Al's friend is also an interesting person.

Zhang's is quite in line with his younger brother's aesthetics, but it's a pity that his younger brother only likes Yang Qing who has been dead for some time.

etc! (⊙[-]⊙)

What was the boy's name just now! !

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☆, assists or something

This Yang Qing was brought back home by Al, he asked Yang Qing, who had started eating chestnuts like a squirrel, inexplicably, "What's wrong with you? I remember that you are good at pretending in front of unfamiliar people, How come the nature is exposed all of a sudden."

What does it mean to expose your true nature?

Is he protecting your virginity?

He wouldn’t care if he didn’t eat so much from you ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"Do you know what kind of person Chris is? No, slip of the tongue, do you know what kind of dog Chris is? You just turn your elbows out and your head is full of food?"

Al: "I don't care if you slander foodies like this, but I really feel sad when you say that about yourself."

Yang Qing paused the hand that was putting the chestnuts into his mouth, snorted coldly, and didn't speak any more, leaned on the sofa, puffed up his cheeks, and acted like I'm angry and come to coax me.

The key is that he is still chewing slowly, trying to offset Al's bright eyes with slow speed.

Al: "Sometimes I really worry about my buddy turning into a hamster one day."

Yang Qing (unhappy): "..."

Al: "But the good thing is that I can no longer understand what he spewed out of his cheap mouth, and the feeding chestnuts can also be changed from a pot to a bag, my God, the good is actually two more than the bad, I suddenly Don't worry about it."

Yang Qing: "You put p, why did I just eat a pot, and we only came back in less than 30 minutes, okay?"

Al silently looked at his friend who was sitting on the sofa desperately exuding an air of arrogance, sighed, and found one out of nowhere, bucket.

Then he swept in the chestnuts that Yang Qing had randomly piled on the table, and then, the bucket was full.

Al: →_→

Yang Qing (completely ignoring the bucket, serious): "Al, can you tell the truth, what kind of person is Chris, you don't know that he once dated three girls at the same time, and even dated them three at the same time Meeting at 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock, and 4 o'clock in one place, the most terrifying thing is that these three people didn't find out at all."

Al: "It just shows that those three people are stupid, and it has nothing to do with me."

Yang Qing: "..."

Al: "Chris and I don't know each other well. Even if he's a jerk, he's the one who's sad."

Yang Qing (dazed for a moment): "...I suddenly feel that the chicken is quite pitiful."

Al: "...This is just a metaphor, do you understand the metaphor? But how do you know this kind of thing?"

Yang Qing: "Lance told me that. Since then, I have used this incident to threaten him. The effect is good and lasts for a long time, until his mother finds out and takes him home to educate him again."

Al: "It's not that serious, isn't it just three girls? And when did that happen?"

Yang Qing: "What do you know? This is [cross out] the most embarrassing time in middle school when [cross out] the most character [cross out], didn't you have the idea of ​​'oh, you wake up every morning because of your handsomeness' at that time?" ?”

Al: "...Although I really wanted to cooperate with you, I didn't."

Yang Qing: "..." You're fucking kidding me!

Al: Seems like you know something serious.

Yang Qing (youyou): "Those three idiots you mentioned, now one is the youngest female major general, one is the instructor of the First Military Academy in the Imperial Capital, and the other is an adviser next to the marshal, counting their ages, you should know what I said who?"

Al: "..." Chris is really lucky to be able to survive until now with sound limbs and a normal head.

As the saying goes, people are shameless and invincible.

Al: "By the way, speaking of Lance...

Phone: Ahahahahahahahaha! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Yang Qing: "You said that the person who sets his own laughter as the ringtone of his mobile phone is sick or not."

Al: "What are you talking about, have you ever heard me laugh like that? At that time, I was laughing in the hall like I was insane. I don't know who it is, but now I can use the bed as a trampoline when I hear this."

Yang Qing: "..."

I said why does it sound so familiar.

What the hell is going on today!Always shooting myself in the foot (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

I always feel that something bad is about to happen_(:з」∠)_

Al picked up the phone, gave a hello, glanced at Yang Qing who was sitting on the sofa with a famous painting shouting face, and walked out with a distorted expression.

If Yang Qing could pay a little attention at this time, maybe he wouldn't be completely confused by those three dead children.

Let's rewind time to the end of the meal.

After Chris was frightened out of his wits by his own sudden discovery, he immediately set off on his way home without hesitation, and then did a terrible ideological struggle in the car.

Reasons why I can’t tell Lance: 1. It’s been so long, even if he said it, judging by Yang Qing’s appearance, they may not have a good result 2. The evil class system 3. The relationship between him and Yang Qing seems to be a bit subtle since childhood

The reason I can tell Lance: It's easier for him to hook up with Al

okay!As a good brother, he must work hard for his brother's happiness!

So, after Chris got off the car, he rushed to his brother's room non-stop, ready to tell him the good news, but the moment he opened the Lance door, his movements froze.

Chris can't remember the past more and more. After all, he doesn't have so many things to remember. He just remembers that Lance has changed a lot for a while. Although he still doesn't smile, there are many things hidden in his eyes. Never seen before, color.

At that time, Chris felt that although he hated Yang Qing, as long as this was the case, it would be fine. He liked to see the brilliance in Lance's eyes.

However, when Chris looked at Lance, who was sitting quietly on the bed, with those unwavering eyes, he suddenly felt a deep sense of powerlessness.

My precious brother may have to fall on that little bitch for the rest of his life.

I'm so tired QAQ

"Lance, stop doing this."

"Huh?" The man on the bed looked over, and for some reason, Chris always felt that he seemed to see something else besides the emptiness.

For example, to tease you~

"Are you thinking about him again just now?" Chris asked nervously after getting rid of the others.

Lance blinked innocently, "Just now, I didn't think about anything."

"…………"

Thinking nothing?

That is to say, in a daze.

daze.

Chris had an incomparably beautiful smile on his face, thanks to the fact that he was just a little bit worried about his younger brother's future, he was worried about the wool, let him play freely, and let him fend for himself!

"Lance, I have something to tell you."

Lance lowered his eyes silently, why did he suddenly feel a little cold?

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Classmate Chris imagined a lot of results when Lance heard the news. He was even ready to call the mental hospital. What, you said he made a big fuss?

You stupid old earth people don't understand at all!He still still remembers that Lance started to learn how to make up, look cute, and wear skirts just because of Yang Qing's words.

If he wasn't the person involved, he couldn't understand the horror of looking at his younger brother in a white dress.

She's just a little angel, isn't she? !

Eh?It seems that there is something strange mixed in_(:з」∠)_

However, it turns out that he really made a fuss this time.

"Well, I know." Lance said lightly.

Chris feels that his little heart has been greatly challenged today, and at least three photos of little Al's naked sleeping face are needed to soothe his wounded heart.

"When did you find out?"

"Just now." Lance said lightly, then opened the drawer under Chris' weird eyes, and then took out a notebook from it. Opening this ordinary notebook, unexpectedly, it was Al who was jumping around.

"Although the target is not me, I have to say, brother, you are really gone on the road of perversion." Before his brother's shocked face, Lance concluded calmly.

Chris: "But...but I don't even remember putting a monitor here."

Lance: "Well, I've been seeing things like this all over the place since you got that big monitor in the room."

Chris (serious face): "I don't think these are the main points. As an older brother, the happiness of my younger brother must be the top priority. These little wishes of mine are simply insignificant."

Lance: "Oh, brother, what are you going to do now for my happiness?"

Chris (passionate): "Of course, we use roundabout tactics to form an encirclement around the enemy, and then take it down in one fell swoop."

Lance: "Speak human."

Chris: "Call Little Al (ˉ﹃ˉ)."

So, there was that sudden phone call.

Al: "Hello?"

Chris silently took away his phone and handed it to Lance. Classmate Lance read out the face that looked frozen from his froze. What should I do? I don’t know what to say, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!”.

So he answered the phone with a little bit of sympathy for his brother and a lot of schadenfreude, "Hello, I'm Lance, and I want to talk to you about Yang Qing."

Al: "..."

Oh, Lance, isn't he the player of his game, or the one who informed Yang Qing and joined forces with his brother to harm his brother? Due to his preference for games and his good relationship with that little bitch Yang Qing, Al only used In a second, he was classified into the category of horrible ghosts and animals.By the way, Chris, who is related to him, was placed in the isolation observation ward.

Yang Qing always satirizes him for ruining this person's three views.

Need to destroy it?Not at all okay?

Since the content of the chat involves Yang Qing, and