[Alice in Wonderland] Welcome to wonderland

He really didn't want to face that shouting face with high artistic value now, so Al found a quiet place again.

Al: "Excuse me, what do you want to talk about?"

Lance: "It's about the game."

Lance: "I want [beep---] him."

Al: "...Sorry, even if you ignore the suspicious [beep——], I don't think this has anything to do with the game."

Lance: "Then make them relevant."

Al: "My job is to be a game designer and not a professional to sell teammates. Thank you."

Lance: "If you agree to my request, I can guarantee that your game will enter this year's Solar System Software Design Contest, and our family has the right to judge. If you win this award, your parents should not interfere with you. Let's work."

Al: "...How do you know this kind of secret?"

It's not just these, he has seen a bunch of photos of you running around in strawberry shorts when you were a child, okay?

Lance: "...I won't do excessive things, besides, he seems to have done a lot of excessive things to me."

Al: "First of all, I have to say that I will not betray my friends for those little honors, but your remarks about going too far touched me deeply, and I vaguely saw that I would not be betrayed by all kinds of bad words. A bright future is facing each other, so I decided to help you."

Lance: "...In this case, can I not recommend your game?"

Al: "Of course not, show off the heroism of your big family! Don't try to get close to my Xiaoqing if you don't push me."

Lance: "..." He kind of understands his brother's aesthetics. After all, there are not many people who want to sell teammates like him these days.

Then he and Yang Qing are the ones who were sold together!

Hey, I'm so happy to have found something in common again~

Al: "Is there anything else you can do?"

Lance: "Finally I hope you don't tell him my gender."

Al: "Okay, I won't tell him, but do you really think he'd be so stupid that he can't even tell if you're a man or a woman?"

Lance: "Sorry, I still have to hang up beforehand."

When Al returned to the living room, he saw Yang Qing, who used to have a famous face, staring at him with a strange look like a wife waiting for her cheating husband to come home. This made Al, who was happily selling his teammates just now, feel a little restless.

Tsk, with his aesthetics, how could he marry such a wife who is so sick ╭(′▽`)╯

Al decided to pre-emptively wash away his grievances.

Al: "Where did you just say, oh, Lance, right..."

Yang Qing: "Who did you call just now? Did you mention me in the content? Are you planning to do something outrageous behind my back!"

Al: "Oh my God, how did you know that?" His voice was obviously very small, but now that things are going on, it's more important to confess as soon as possible to save your life. Lance, you can ask for blessings.

Yang Qing: "Look at your expression! You really plan to date Chris that flower peacock behind my back!"

Al: "..."

The boy's brain is too beautiful to dare to look at.

Yang Qing (proud face): "I knew that was the case. What were you going to say just now? What happened to Lance?"

Al: "I just want to say, Yang Qing, do you know? In fact, that Alice is Lance."

The author has something to say: all the busy work has finally come to an end, I can update the article properly ww

Thank you for filling in the name thousands of times, a big mine! !I just want a double update! !

I changed the title and text of the book after listening to the editor, do you want to collect it more~

☆、Strategic policy

Imagine a situation where you raise a tadpole, raise and raise it, and finally find that it is a tortoise.

No, this level cannot deeply describe Yang Qing's mood at the moment.

Let's change it. Just imagine, you raise a tadpole, which is cute and cute. You raise and raise it. Finally, one morning, you find that it has turned into a crocodile, and you try to turn it into a crocodile. You treat it as your next meal.

You will definitely say, how is it possible, the only thing that crocodiles and tadpoles have in common is that they can go into the water.

In Yang Qing's eyes, the only thing Lance and Alice have in common is that they are human beings.

So Al received Yang Qing's contemptuous look without any suspense.

Classmate Ai Er said that he has despaired of this world, and accidentally wanted to do something good by sacrificing himself and benefiting another individual, but he was despised! !

Yang Qing: "Although this is not good for your family's image, as your spiritual pillar, I still hope you will not give up treatment.

Al (angry): "When did you become my spiritual pillar!"

Yang Qing (horrified): "Do you still want me to support you physically?! You pervert."

Al (laughing with anger): "You idiot who can't even tell the gender, if you regret it then don't cry to me."

Facts have proved that Yang Qing did not cry at that time, but he spent three weeks spreading certain remarks on the Internet, causing Al to almost pass away crying in front of him.

Yang Qing: "It turns out that in your heart, men can run around in short skirts. My dear, for the sake of my chastity, I will not stop you and Chris."

Al (sarcastically): "Act like you haven't worn them."

Yang Qing (calmly): "I've never worn it before. Thank you. I wear a floor-length skirt. The short skirt is the kind that can make it easier for idiots to [beep--], then [beep--], and then [beep--] Beep--]’s magical costume, I think it’s quite suitable for you now, and it’s convenient for you and Chris to have all kinds of shameful play.”

Al (can't bear it): "What kind of dirty stuff is in your head!"

Yang Qing: "It's better than pretending to be Xiang."

So Yang Qing's closest chance to the truth was ruined by his own cheap mouth. Student Ai Er said that he had a really good temper who wanted to pick up a kitchen knife three times a day.

On the other side, Lance and Chris are already establishing a fairly complete battle plan. Chris said that it is a great honor (sorrow) and luck (sang) to help his younger brother catch up with his deadly enemy, especially at the same time. It’s justifiable to get close to Xiao Ai Er, and you don’t need to poke at the photo in secret. It’s impossible to praise it~╰(￣▽￣)╮

So he was (not) very cooperative.

Lance: "Yang Qing and Al walk so close, I can't find his trace, it must be because the Eastover family is secretly protecting him, brother, can you help me find information about him in their house? "

Chris: "My God, do you think your brother is such a genius? He will be locked up if he invades the Earl's intranet!"

Lance: "So can you tell me what you're doing now?"

Chris: "Update Little Al's photo album~ hey~ My little Al's grimace has turned cute~"

Lance silently looked at the huge words of Estoverville on the computer screen, and the smiling, gentle and rogue black-haired boy next to the so-called cute photo, and slapped Chris on the face, groaning in pain. Hu Xia quickly grabbed the computer.

Chris was caught off guard and staggered when he was photographed, pouting and trying to get his younger brother's attention, but was ignored in the end.

Lance found that Al didn't like taking pictures very much. Except for a few sneak shots, almost every one of them had an unhappy expression on my face, and Yang Qing had to be pulled.

It can be said that in this, Yang Qing's appearance rate is almost as high as that of Al, as if he himself is a member of the Eastover family.

Lance (exhaling chills): "Brother, why have you spent so long on this website full of Yang Qing's news and didn't notice his existence at all, did you do it on purpose?"

Chris (lips curled his lips): "What's strange about this, when you looked at the website just now, did you notice that I was unhappy? Little Al is such a bright presence, do you think I might notice other people?"

Chris: "It's really unpredictable. The cute kid who acted like a baby in front of me turned into a white-eyed wolf."

Lance: "What strange things have you imagined yourself? I have never acted like a baby in front of you, okay?"

Lance (pointing to a photo of Yang Qing and Al's face to face, with "Al and Xiaoqing~" written in big cursive characters): "It's easy to say, but you haven't noticed this yet? ?”

Chris (glances): "Oh, when I saw this picture, I just took the other half off."

Lance: "..."

Ignoring the brother who has been acting stupid, Lance turned his head and looked at the photo. Al on the left looked impatient, but he couldn't hide the smile in his eyes, and Yang Qingxiao on the right narrowed his eyes into two Crescent Moon, compared to a pair of scissors, is very cute. Lance knows that Yang Qing's smile is one of his few sincere smiles. It is not gentle or warm, but everyone who sees it will be in a good mood for no reason. stand up.

Lance's eyes dimmed.

Although I know they are just good friends, but the distance is too close after all.

Lance closed the computer and met Chris's gaze: "Brother, thank you for your help on the website (actually you snatched it yourself), I think Al and brother are really suitable, so I will also Do your best to help my brother."

Chris: "Honestly, this is the cutest thing I've ever done since I was born, other than the coming-of-age gift you gave me!"

Lance: "..." Didn't you realize that it's actually a curtain in the living room?There is still a piece missing from the stairs.

Chris: "By the way, I still treasure the silk you sent me from star γ. Would you like to see it?"

Lance: "No, thank you."

Lance looked at the window, high above the sill, a spider was tying up a caught fly with its silk.

It doesn't matter if they are close, as long as they are separated.

The author has something to say: The double update is really just a dream of a stupid author, and I forgot about it after eating and grilling QAQ

It seems to be quite early today, if more commented on more and received Mr. Lei (shameless!!), I will now double update the code word 2333

After changing the text, it seems that people have changed a lot~

☆, extra

On this day, the sun was shining, the weather was fine, and the wind was beautiful. The morning at Stuart's house began with a roar from Yang Qing.

"Al!!!!!!!!!!!! You secretly use my account again!!!!!!!!!!"

Al on the second floor woke up from Chris' arms, rubbed his eyes, and was pushed in by Chris again.

"I was tired yesterday, let's sleep for a while."

Al, who still had a sliver of conscience and hearing, tried hard to lift his eyelids that were about to strike, "But, I seem to hear Yang Qing calling me."

Chris rubbed Al's neck lightly, "It's okay, Lance will take care of it."

After hearing the promise, Al finally fell down happily to attend the appointment of the God of sleep.

Yang Qing on the third floor was angrily messing around with the computer at this moment. Seeing yesterday's chat records, he felt remorseful. The girl came to consult her, but Ai Er scared him away with a bland tone.

Can you still have fun (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

When Lance opened the door, he saw that his wife was blowing up again.

He closed the door as usual, walked forward calmly, and shunned the hair.

"what happened?"

"Lance! Al abused my account again! I obviously changed the password, can't you let Chris take care of him?"

Lance: "..." Chris's "big wife is the biggest" standard wife and slave, who cares, probably Chris helped to break the password.

Lance sighed softly, "Don't be angry, just eat something."

Yang Qing: "Let me tell you Lance, don't think you can use this trick every time, it's all bad, okay? You really think I can... (ˉ﹃ˉ)

Recruitment is not new, just work.

Lance glanced at the beautifully presented biscuits on the plate, and then at Yang Qing who was staring at the biscuits.

Lance: "Eat?"

Yang Qing: "Hmph... have you added... hazelnuts?"

Lance: "Yeah."

Yang Qing: "Since... In this case, I will forgive Al for the sake of the hazelnut biscuits."

Seeing Yang Qing eating happily, with a blushing blushing on his face, Lance raised his eyebrows, and reached out to take one to see if it was really that delicious.

As a result, before the fingertip touched the plate, he was beaten by a squirrel.

"Mine, if you want to eat, go to the kitchen by yourself." While eating, Yang Qing stared at the person in front of him without arrogance, as if the plate of biscuits was not brought by someone else.

It didn't matter to Lance, he didn't like sweets in the first place, and he saw his daughter-in-law staring cutely early in the morning.

A satisfying.

While Yang Qing was nibbling on the biscuits, Lance glanced at the computer and frowned when he saw the appointments on it.

Is Mr. Pu Lang not here today? Mr. Qiu, look at me again QAQ

I didn't make an appointment today. I heard that it's all scheduled until next month. Is it true?

Awow, I have an appointment, and the lady's voice and smile directly healed me!Madam marry me! !

marry you?He is already mine!

Seeing this, Lance's face darkened straight away. This feeling of being coveted by others is not good at all.

"Didn't you tell me not to open a chat room in the future?"

"Ah," Yang Qing turned around with puffy cheeks, "How can I make money if I don't?"

Lance (continuing to be unhappy): "I support you."

Yang Qing: "Yes, aren't you raising it?"

Lance: "..." Director!The script is not like that!

Yang Qing: "Look, I'm living in your house now, wearing the pajamas you bought, um, actually, I've always wanted to ask why there is only one button on the front of this dress."

Lance: "...Maybe it fell off halfway." Hold back the nosebleed.

Yang Qing: "Even the biscuits you ate in the morning were baked by your cook, isn't that just being kept?"

Lance: "...um."

What he said made sense, but I was speechless QAQ

Yang Qing: "For money, of course, the more you earn, the better. Looking at it now, opening a chat room is just my little hobby. Such a high-level hobby, I'm a little excited when I think about it~"

Yang Qing: "When you're unhappy, they have to call me my lord! Then all kinds of [beep-] and then [beep-]."

Lance: "Okay, Your Lady Queen." Stepped forward, picked it up, threw it on the bed, and jumped on it.

Yang Qing: "Hey, what are you doing, I'm not Your Lady Queen! Uh..."

So, the morning at Stuart's house will be spent in bed again~~~~~~~~~~~~

The author has something to say: At first I thought that I must be ignored, so I calmly went to the scum j3, and when I came back, I saw the comment on QAQ

So I rushed to write, and I didn’t know what I was writing, so I will just wait and see

In other words, although the 27th is almost on the [-]th, it can be regarded as a double update... right~

☆, Hao Zuoyou

Spring is the breeding season again.

Every time at this time, it is the time when Yang Qing’s children are extremely painful and happy, because there will be thousands of boys and girls who are entangled in all kinds of strange emotional problems. It also became impossible to drink tea, eat, and sleep. Yang Qing summarized them into the following points.

1. I love him, but because of the unfavorable weather from time to time and my lack of effort, I failed.

2. I love him, he doesn't love me

3. When he loves me, I don't love him, when I love him, he doesn't love me

4. Why does he never understand what I'm thinking

5. I like you for a long time Ma'am, let's be together

In Yang Qing's eyes, these situations boiled down to being full and having nothing to do. On the one hand, he showed a gentle face to encourage sympathy and appease these love addicts, and on the other hand, he despised all kinds of cheap talk.

So it can't be blamed that the child has become a genius.

If life deceives you, don't be sad and don't be impatient.

Put p, that means you have not been deceived by life.

In this case, the newspaper office is the only way to go ╰(￣▽￣)╮

But Yang Qing didn't grow crooked completely, probably because in his mind, there was a beautiful equation

Al = society

Let's applaud Martyr Al! !

Ahem, let’s get down to business, today’s classmate Yang Qing still got up early and started working to support his family.

Because the last time he complained to Al that he was insulted by a canned fish, he was on vacation, and of course it was largely because Al was driven to the brink of a nervous breakdown.

But it turns out that people are doing it, and the sky is watching.

Yang Qing silently looked at the paralyzed man in black shirt, chestnut hair, and blue eyes, and suddenly wanted to throw the skirt away chicly and shout at the person opposite: "Get out of here!! I'm off work!! !"

But, in fact, he just smiled slightly, "It's a new face, let me introduce myself."

Fuck your new face, you're going to puke! (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

The younger sister came just after the elder brother's hind foot!

You really have no appointment! !

The man nodded slightly: "Yes, a new face."

then

Then there is no more.

Fuck! !Enough is enough! !

New face a hammer!

Didn't you see the last sentence! !

"Hmm...how do I call it?" The veins hidden in the long hair twitched~

The man was silent for a moment and then said, "Lance," and then after a pause, added in a small, almost inaudible voice, "Not Stuart."

Yang Qing: "..." Young man, is it really okay for you to set the death flag for yourself like this?

What can I do to save you, my lost IQ.

As a practitioner with extremely high professional quality, Yang Qing said that he just laughed hard in his heart, and on the surface he was still calm.

Give yourself a thumbs up.

"Okay, Lance, how can I help you?"

Yang Qing's proud confidant sister's murderous smile and gentle tone did not have any effect on someone, and this child is obviously distracted right now, facing an innocent corner.

Yang Qing deeply felt that his authority had been challenged.

Wouldn't it be embarrassing not to fight back!

So, student Yang Qing spoke up.

listen up!This is the cry of my dignity!

"Cough cough..."

This abnormally deliberate and hypocritical coughing sound finally got the attention of a very happy person who was distracted. Lance finally recovered. I don't know if it was because they lived together after all, and Yang Qing was here. It seems that the soul seems to have caught a trace of tension in the eyes of the young master in outer space.

Lance: "I'll come to consult."

Yang Qing: "Okay, what do you want to ask?"

Lance: "What should I do when I meet someone I like?"

Yang Qing: "..." Which poor boy is you in love with? Tell us to make us happy~

"Well... what kind of person is the other party?"

Lance wandered for a while before continuing, "Very interesting person."

Boy, you are so ambiguous every time, don't you really want to mess with me on purpose! !

Say it and I promise not to kill you!

"On the surface, he is a very serious person. He looks calm and considerate. In fact, he loves to eat and loses his temper, and his words are not very nice."

Is it really in line with your setting to say so many words all of a sudden?And why do these bizarre-sounding properties feel so familiar to me?

Yang Qing: "You seem to know him very well, are you two childhood sweethearts?"

Lance: "We've known each other for a long time, but we lost touch for a long time."

Yang Qing: "..." He felt that with Lance's communication skills, he should be the only one who accidentally disappeared among the people he knew.

Ha ha.

It's me again!Should I go to the side of the road and buy a lottery ticket, maybe the rest of my happy life will be settled.

Huh?its not right?Am I not a man?So is Lance, why does he like me?

Although it is now legal for men to marry men, and technology supports men's fertility problems, in Yang Qing's mind, he still yearns for cute girls. Besides, he and Al grew up together, and he didn't Thinking about jumping on that beautiful boy who deserved a beating.

Yes! !He must have asked for his sister! !That's why he just wandered off at every turn and didn't care at all! (Stupid, people are nervous, okay)

What a clever boy I am!

I was moved by my unattainable IQ~

"If this is the case, it's best to try to get to know that person first, because you haven't been in touch for a long time, and both of you should have changed." So don't be obsessed with me since I've changed my sister a long time ago.

"Hmm..." Someone who had been wandering all this time suddenly became serious.

"Um... Then according to the other person's preferences, get in touch with him more, let him gradually notice you and realize your importance."

When Yang Qing had entered the role of emotional counseling, Lance suddenly stood up, "Thank you."

Then he just disappeared.

Boy, did you make an appointment for 2 hours?

It's only been 10 minutes since the beginning. Did you make it?

There is no refund service here~

Come to think of it, I'm a little excited~

Hey, rich people are so wasteful, Yang Qing grinned and sighed, when he saw the tip column, he froze completely.

The tip is higher than the service charge itself,

Tyrants, let's be friends! ! ! !

The author has something to say: The stupid author is here to update the article! ! !

Do you miss me~~~~~

School is about to start, have you finished your homework yet?

☆, white?or red?

After spending a very traumatic weekend, Yang Qing returned to work under Al's coercion and lure, but he always felt that Al's expression was like marrying a daughter, so outrageous.

Yang Qing: "Can you put away that expression of prostitution of yours?"

Unbeknownst to Yang Qing, who could not get rid of his cheap talk until death, after his figure disappeared, Al immediately jumped onto the sofa, picked up his chopsticks and launched a general attack on the dishes on the table.

The sympathy I had just now should be fed to the dogs.

But Yang Qing's intuition is really powerful, how did he know that he sold him?

This kind of meaningful thinking only lasted less than 30 seconds, and Al put all his focus on eating.

When Yang Qing came to the game again, he was no longer in the pink room with the canned fish. He secretly heaved a sigh of relief, and began to regret that he came here before finishing his meal.

If I had known that I would not see the scene of nausea, I should have had a good meal!Al will definitely finish eating before he gets back!

What an annoyance!

Yang Qing looked around casually, and found that he was in a place full of flowers. The natural environment of the fairyland is so good that any place can be used as a natural oxygen bar. However, no matter how special the plants are, they will not naturally grow into poker. Card type.

And it will move.

Yang Qing can basically be sure that he has returned to the territory of the Queen of Hearts. This is not good news. He doesn't have any affection for this boss who likes to lose his temper and always chops off people's heads. What's more, according to the white rabbit when he left With that lovely and pitiful white lotus look, he is very likely to have been "killed" by now.

Forced × death or something, is it counted as a work-related injury, is it given condolence money, and can it be reported.

Can be blamed!

This is a small and fresh development game, not an erotic 18R pornographic book.

Brain holes are so harmful to others and yourself, dead rabbit, if you dare to say anything casually, I will roast you~

Just when Yang Qing stood there with a smile on his face and opened his mind, those pokers buried tightly by leaves and branches finally moved. It wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his head, and some He proudly looked at the tree that reached to his head, and then said to another poker: "Five, look how lush it grows, my sweetheart."

It seemed that seeing his little daughter's tone, Yang Qing couldn't help but make a nasal sound that even he himself couldn't figure out what complex emotions it was.

Ok.

He was just trying to get the attention of the stupid-looking poker gardener.

The poker that praised his daughter didn't respond, but the other one turned around, with a big five of hearts logo printed on its front, when it saw Yang Qing, it jumped up immediately, making a sound like a frightened bird Singular screamed, and then slammed the poker next to it, which was still trimmed, with a slender elbow.

Poker, who was covered by lush roses from the beginning to the end, slowly leaned down. After seeing Yang Qing, the scissors he was holding immediately fell into the embrace of Mother Earth.

"Duke... Duchess." The poker knelt down immediately, because it was just a poker card, so it was like a card that was covered by someone at this time.

"Hey... Don't talk nonsense, my second son, isn't the Duchess with Alice? I heard that Alice has been successfully obtained. Her Majesty the Queen was so happy that she even tolerated her being late and not attending the parliament, and just cut her off. The servant's head." The poker card that spoke at the beginning still turned its back to Yang Qing and looked at the rose plant with joy.

Dead rabbit!Let's wait and see =dish=

Then?

Then he was slapped severely by his little friend, and then pulled to the ground.

The poker with the 7 of Hearts written on the front didn't know whether he was stunned or frightened by Yang Qing. When he lay down, he was still trembling, looking at Yang Qing's heart as if he stepped on it.

So he did.

Yang Qing stepped on the seven of hearts, which was already frightened, and fell to the ground with a bang.

Yang Qing felt that he was in a very good mood, and that he was tortured every time in the game, and finally he had a bright future~ She forgot that she seemed to be an official, and she was quite big.

Because except for her, the white rabbit and the red heart knight, everyone else seems to have been killed by the boss who likes to kill and slash.

Strange, it's so easy to be in a good mood today, what seems to be wrong?

Yang Qing was thinking silently, but he took advantage of the cheap words: "What are you three doing here? Do you know that this is His Majesty's garden?"

The Five of Hearts who had been secretly looking at this side in horror, for fear that Yang Qing would send his brother to another world to report, quickly replied: "Madam, we are Your Majesty's gardeners, and Your Majesty ordered us to plant a flower here." A rose, to see the flowers next time you play croquet."

Yang Qing's feet finally left the poker, and he didn't try too hard, just to test the feel of his feet.

Live poker or something, it’s just amazing~

The addicted Yang Qing swept through the three neat cards lying on the ground, and found that there was actually a bag stuck to the back of one of them, which clearly said: "Rose Seeds" Under the words, there is a small sentence that looks like it was written in pencil: "Because the red is gone, I sent white ones. They are all roses anyway. Dear, don't give bad reviews~" There is also a drawing behind a huge heart.

Yang Qing: "...Do you think His Majesty would like white roses?" That woman dressed like a hot pepper.

One of the playing cards immediately froze, "Ma'am, what are you kidding, of course His Majesty likes red, and we found the seeds with great difficulty."

Yang Qing: "...Did you buy the seeds from a bird with a pencil beak?"

Poker: "Does the lady know it too? It's there."

Tore off the piece of paper, put it under the head of the poker card that was still lying on his stomach, and then pointed to the pencil writing, Yang Qing soon heard a more piercing scream that seemed to cut through the sky.

"What to do! Your Majesty will kill us! White Rose! What to do!"

what to do?Good question.

In fact, it's just his personal opinion, it's better to admit his mistake early, and then get chopped off by Hot Pepper and cast himself into a good family in his next life.

I just don't know whether the King of Hell will accept it as synthetic data.

People obviously didn't think so, the poker that was suspected to be the [-] of Hearts directly grabbed Yang Qing's feet because of the geographical location,

"Madam, please, we don't want to be beheaded."

Yang Qing: "..." He acted as if he wanted it very much, is it useful to beg him?useful? !In fact, Hot Pepper wants him to die every minute, okay?

The corner of his mouth twitched involuntarily, and Yang Qing silently tried to retract his legs. After he found that he couldn't retract them at all, he said slowly: "Instead of begging me, you might as well find a way to make up for it, such as Dye the flowers or something."

As soon as the words fell, Yang Qing felt that the little paws that had just grabbed him seemed to be stronger, and he seemed to see a light bulb on the heads of these cards.

"That's really good attention! Why didn't I think of it!" The solitaire who screamed twice and almost ruptured Yang Qing's eardrums was crying with joy, "Ma'am, you are so powerful, I heard that outsiders can't do without you Well, it’s really our pride, speaking of which, what about that outsider?”

Yang Qing: "..." What the hell is inseparable!That creature with white fur and red eyes and a pocket watch, you die for me, I promise I won't kill you! !

Ugh?

Yes yo.

Where is Alice?

The author has something to say: The start of school is really busy, so I can't blame the stupid author for not updating!

In order to compensate for the 3000+ Mid-Autumn Festival, no need to thank me~

Take out your cute idiot author and use the ultimate double update skills! ! ! ! !

☆, Prophet

Yang Qing's mood at the moment can be described in one word, that is,

subtle.

Although this should be regarded as a mistake in his work, but,

He really doesn't want to look for it at all orz

So the three cards that had been lying on their stomachs raised their heads and waited for the answer, but what they waited for was a complex and distorted face.

Mom, it's scary! QQ

Yang Qing smiled and asked kindly: "She seems to have lost it by accident, does anyone know where she is now?"

Please forgive me, madam!

How could the gardeners know such an important secret!

If you don't report it, you will be beheaded by His Majesty!

But looking at the face of this person in front of him, he seems to be very dangerous even if he doesn't know...

The trampled card in the middle managed to get up, looked up and saw Yang Qing's distorted face, and almost fell into Mother Earth's embrace again. After a while, there was a little shrill sound.

"Madam can ask Mr. Caterpillar, he knows everything."

Caterpillar?

Yang Qing's head automatically filled with a fat black and yellow worm.

Sounds a little gross.

But adding a gentleman is much more reliable, at least you won’t see the disgusting stripes when you put on a suit.

After getting the answer, Yang Qing was about to evacuate from Hot Pepper's territory as soon as possible. Before he left, he saw the three poker cards lying on his stomach. The rare kind-hearted Yang Qing said: "You don't need to do this, go and deal with Rose's matter quickly. Let's go."

Three poker cards were quickly answered, but none of them got up.

Yang Qing shrugged and was about to leave, but within a few steps, he heard...

"Old Qi, turn me over quickly! I can't get up!"

"Fool! Am I not like you?"

Yang Qing: "..." Do you want to help me? Think about it or forget it, what if it causes psychological shadows to others.

Although I don't know whether it was a system convulsion or Al's intention, but with the help of the God Assist poker trio, Yang Qing gradually got on the right track, because at this time, Lance was indeed in front of the caterpillar.

The girl (pseudo) with a somewhat unsuitable height looked at the elegant black-haired man smoking a hookah sitting on the huge mushroom, her brows were slightly frowned, and she didn't speak for a long time.

But the one on the mushroom, after glancing at Lance, made a single sound of annoyance, then stood up and looked directly at Lance's face seriously.

"I heard that Alice was a petite and cute little girl, how did she become a boy with facial paralysis