[Alice in Wonderland] Welcome to wonderland

son? "

Lance froze for a moment under the visible range of the naked eye, and then asked in a low, guilty voice, "You know?"

The man went back to the center of the mushroom and sat down. He raised his chin proudly, "Of course, I don't know anything. As a caterpillar, I am a know-it-all in Wonderland."

Lance: "What?"

Caterpillar: "I'm a jack-of-all-trades in Wonderland."

Lance: "Last sentence."

Caterpillar: "As the only jack-of-all-trades caterpillar in Wonderland who can smoke a hookah."

Lance: "You obviously didn't say that much just now."

Caterpillar: "These are hidden statins, bound."

Staring at the caterpillar silently for a while, Lance had the idea of ​​beating up the designer for the first time. Although he heard from his brother that some cruel programmers would turn people around them into game NPCs, but the one in front of him The face, whether you look at it horizontally or vertically, is Yang Qing, hey!

Lance lowered his head, blinked vigorously, trying to shake this face out of his mind, and then asked calmly (pseudo): "Do you know where is a person who... looks very similar to you?"

Caterpillar (frowning unhappily): "I know who you are talking about, the Duchess next to the Queen of Hearts. I really don't like when people say that we are the same. You know, how can I be happy when I say that I am the same as a woman."

Lance: "..." In fact, he wanted to say that the Duchess is also a man, but he always felt that this did not make the caterpillar happy.

Caterpillar: "Can you just ask me if you have any questions? The Duchess doesn't know as much as I do, she just looks like me, I mean, she's not even a caterpillar after all.

Lance: "..." Didn't I ask you?So knowledgeable and knowledgeable, you have the ability to answer me.

Lance always felt that if he didn't ask anything else, he would be trapped for the rest of his life. After thinking about it, he honestly asked the question he wanted to know the most.

Lance: "Do you know Yang Qing?"

Caterpillar: "Are you talking about that man who looks like me? How could you know that he is not from Fairyland."

Lance: "..."

Lance: "Then do you know his hobbies?"

Caterpillar: "Didn't you tell me something I don't know about that foodie hobby? Why can't you listen to it, young man?"

Lance: "Then what does he like to eat?"

Caterpillar: "Strange, how do you know he likes to eat?"

Lance: "...I guess."

Caterpillar: "Well, I really don't know, but since he is so like me, he should also like to eat plants, such as leaves, stems, mushrooms and nuts."

Lance: "..." Is this feeling that you are too stupid to understand?

May I ask who is the person in the picture below;

A human B modern human C man D Yang Qing

Caterpillar: "Although I don't know much about the person you're asking, I know everything about fairyland well. Since you're new here, I'll give you a discount. What information do you want, little brother?"

Lance: "... isn't it free?"

Caterpillar: "Of course not! You stupid boy, where did I get my shisha money for free? Do you really have nothing to know? For example, the white rabbit has an affair with the knight of hearts, and the mad hatter hides all his private money in the Dormouse. ears or something."

Lance: "...I really don't understand how this kind of person who just revealed the secrets became an information dealer."

Caterpillar: "Oh, probably because I'm not human."

Lance: "...I just want to know where the Duchess is now?"

The caterpillar, who had been sitting on the mushroom all this time, finally stood up at this moment, with a nice but awkward smile on his face, "This is a difficult problem. I need to use the power of my clairvoyance, so the reward is higher."

Lance: "Three year hookah."

Caterpillar: "Okay, deal. She's right behind you. You're welcome. Remember that you can't go back on your hookah."

Lance: "..."

Lance turned his head slowly, and saw Yang Qing standing behind him staring at the one on the mushroom with a classic expression that you are kidding me.

Yang Qing: "Someone told me just now that there is a caterpillar here that knows everything."

Caterpillar: "Yes, that's me."

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☆、Cheshire Cat

Yang Qing has always disliked bugs, well, although as a man, this is a rather shameful thing, but when he was a child, when Yang Qing saw the complete collection of ghost stories from nowhere, there was one, fuck it A praying mantis wielding two large knives scratched the glass in Yang Qing's room overnight with its claws.

So classmate Yang Qing saw a monster with bulging eyes and jagged claws (with a magnification effect) from the afterimage of the street lamp. He was so scared that he didn't even dare to go to the toilet.

Afterwards, the child has a sense of distance that is difficult to approach to all bugs. Of course, the biggest reason is because they are ugly.

Then, now, this caterpillar, which looks exactly like him, can use its toes to figure out whose masterpiece it is.

Damn it, I can't stop with you, Al! !

Caterpillar: "Hey, is Madam playing some new games? Like pretending not to know the neighbors?"

Looking at this face and the face he usually sees in the mirror, Yang Qing easily recognized the infinite irony in that tone.

It is really a novel experience to be laughed at by yourself.

Ha ha

Yang Qing tried hard to restrain his emotions: "I'm sorry, I didn't know you lived here before."

Just when Yang Qing was still trying to say something, Caterpillar let out a sneer, "It's so funny, we have been neighbors for three years, but we haven't seen each other for a week at most, so we don't know each other anymore, do you want to tell me, you Don’t you remember owning a cat?”

Yang Qing (serious face): "...Actually, I really don't remember." The agreed script never came out!

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Caterpillar: "..." I didn't expect Yang Qing to admit it quickly. He was stunned for a while, then raised his head, and said to a thick branch, "Hey, did you hear that? Your master doesn't remember you."

So, on that branch, a smiling face appeared out of nowhere, followed by a head.

Caterpillar: "I said, did you hear that?"

Opening his eyes, he glanced at the caterpillar sitting on the mushroom, and the unknown creature suddenly said: "Idiot, don't talk, my ears haven't come out yet."

The caterpillar didn't say anything, but lowered his head and continued to smoke the waterpipe, but the expression that I was having fun made Yang Qing feel extremely uncomfortable.

It's like watching a painting by an artist. Cat ears first appear on the head, and then gradually change from transparent to colored, and then the body slowly emerges.

When he fully appeared, Yang Qing realized that this man who didn't look short and thin was lying on the branch that was very fragile in comparison, his tail was still wrapped around the branch in a posture that didn't conform to the principle of mechanics , round and round, the plush is very cute.

The man's pale yellow pupils contracted the moment he saw Yang Qing, and then he stood up lightly, and then jumped to the ground with a big turn that would win prizes in any sports meeting. To be precise, it was Yang Qing's before.

"Master, I've been out for so long, do you miss me meow~" Before Yang Qing could react, this man, who was a head taller than him, put his head on his chest so naturally Before, rub against.

Then, before Yang Qing could make the next reaction, the feline creature was roughly pulled away by Lance, who had been making the background board from beginning to end to witness this touching reunion.

In fact, Lance wanted to throw this thing out, as far as he could, but obviously the other party sensed his intention, and immediately pulled out his wrist, shrinking behind Yang Qing.

"Master, who is this woman who is so annoying at first sight?" The cat man put his chin on Yang Qing's shoulder and asked arrogantly, "Our new family hired me Is it a cook? You can tell at a glance that you can’t cook pepper soup.”

Your eyes are amazing~

It was obvious at a glance that this guy was a cook.

But I also agree that the first impression of this product is really not good. It is facial paralysis. After a lot of contact, you will find that this product is actually quite annoying.

And can you stop standing so close?It's just like putting your chest on your back, brother!

Yang Qing took a step forward awkwardly, he could use Al's personality and name as a guarantee, he really only took a small step!

As a result, Mr. Cat, who was very arrogant just a second ago, actually started to...

Cheshire Cat: "Hey, hey, hey - how can you despise me, master!"

Sir, is this called disgust?Is this called?

Don't know whether men and women can kiss each other?

Besides, I don't know you yet!

The caterpillar contemptuously smoked a hookah and looked at his little friend, and said very bluntly: "It's still polite, people don't remember you anymore."

Yang Qing: "..." Young man, are you sure he won't commit suicide after saying this?

Sure enough, the face that was about to cry was actually... crying.

Yang Qing looked at Lance helplessly, only to see that the "female" with a paralyzed face was clearly showing a happy face at this time, enjoying the excitement.

The corners of his eyes twitched involuntarily, Yang Qing swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then said hesitantly: "Actually, I haven't forgotten that I lied to the caterpillar."

Cheshire Cat: "Then tell me, what's my name?"

Yang Qing: "..."

In fact, this question is very simple. It is an analogy question. This cat has a good relationship with a caterpillar. The caterpillar is called Mr. Caterpillar, so...

Yang Qing: "Your name is... Mr. Cat."

…………

At that moment, I seemed to see the ultimate...

The cat man who was still crying just now stopped crying instantly, as if the sissy just now had left, he took out a gun from nowhere, and pointed at Lance indifferently.

Holy shit! !

It only takes one second to go from an emotional ethics drama to a war movie!

I always feel that my relationship has been cheated, how can I break it?

After thinking for a while, Yang Qing stepped forward helplessly, and tugged the cat man's hand symbolically.

The guy immediately put on a star-eyed expression begging for comfort and caress, "Master, do you really not remember me? I will obediently stay by your side next time."

Staring at the suddenly enlarged face, Yang Qing subconsciously stepped back a little, and then continued to ask tentatively: "Are you... my pet?"

Catman: "It's not close, master, I'm a man."

Yang Qing (silently glanced at the sharp-edged face): "...I know, does it matter?"

Catman: "I'm a man, and I'm still the owner's pet...

Fuck, what's with this ominous sense of acknowledgment!

Catman: "So I'm the master's pet boy, meow~"

Yang Qing: "..."

Ha ha

for so many years,

It's the first time I know about male pets,

It actually refers to pets whose gender is male.

Boy, do you want to be such a dick! !

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The cat man's tail turned twice behind him, and finally stuck to his back peacefully. He looked at Yang Qing's shocked face that couldn't heal at all, glanced at Lance, and then smiled very happily. He put the gun out of nowhere and put it back somewhere, and followed Yang Qing's movements to wrap him in his arms.

"My name is Cheshire Cat. Don't forget it next time. Master, let's go home." Yang Qing's tall body blocked Yang Qing's view of Lance. With her head down, her bangs cast a shadow over her eyes, making it difficult to see her expression at this time.

Yang Qing felt very bad, he knew that this person liked him, although she might not know that he was the Yang Qing she thought about day and night, but this scene made him feel that he was the kind of person who confessed in front of him. A scumbag with a loving face.

So when the Cheshire Cat hugged him and was about to leave, Yang Qing gently pushed him, and then adhering to the principle of not offending anyone, said to the cat man very seriously: "This can't be done, he is an outsider. "

This word made the Cheshire Cat immediately loosen his frowning brows, but his eyes quickly became complicated. He let go of his master, and looked at Alice who had been standing quietly all the time with some consideration.

Mr. Caterpillar sitting on the mushroom slowly exhaled a smoke ring, and then reminded his friend with a tired and comfortable mood: "Cheshire Cat, be careful, people don't like you at all."

The Cheshire cat stopped his pace, and showed a mocking smile to his friend on the mushroom: "Who wants her to like it." But then, the gun with a cute cat's claw on it appeared in front of him again. on the right hand.

Just when the Cheshire Cat continued to get very close to Lance, the man who had been hanging his hair in a daze finally raised his head, and those blue eyes that seemed to have nothing in them dissuaded the Cheshire Cat from moving on.

This looks like just a little girl, at most a little taller.

But the Cheshire cat smelled danger.

Yang Qing was not too close to them, and he couldn't see anything from his angle, just looking at the Cheshire cat holding a gun, Yang Qing was very worried, whether this pet cat he didn't know when he started raising the player It collapsed.

I don’t know if there is a resurrection point in this love cultivation game...

He looked at the hookah-smoking caterpillar calmly on the mushroom, and asked curiously, "Why does my pet cat have a gun in his hand, and it seems to be quite neat to use."

The caterpillar was frightened by his words, and almost choked to death on his hookah: "Ahem... your pet cat... cough... Do you think he looks like the kind of idiot who rolls around at home every day to be cute?"

Yang Qing: "No... In fact, my house doesn't have such a big rug for him to roll."

"Although you are his master and you are the lackey of the Queen of Hearts, the Cheshire Cat does not belong to any organization in Wonderland. He only works for money."

Yang Qing nodded stiffly.

Dare to feel that this cat boy who is so cute and cute in front of him is actually a killer.

No wonder drawing a gun is like juggling.

"But for the sake of balance in the fairyland, whenever he returns to your territory, no one else can attack him." The caterpillar spit out another smoke ring faintly, imbuing Yang Qing with the dignified expression of a gentleman that he had learned for more than 20 years. It's ten to ten.

Oh……

No wonder he saw Laozi as if he was seeing a bride.

It turns out that labor and capital here is his natural shelter.

Yang Qing thought for a while, and then wanted to use a better stubble to change Caterpillar's bad impression of him that "this guy loses his memory and loses his IQ".

Yang Qing: "So in order to meet him often, you moved to live next door to me? You two have such a good relationship."

Then, Yang Qing, who felt that he was very smart, regretted it after saying this, because he saw the caterpillar showing an expression as if the hookah he was smoking just now was Xiang. Looking at mental retardation is directly downgraded to looking at a pile of feces that must be coded.

"The reason why I know him is because I have always lived here, madam, and I smoked hookah here before you leveled the forest to the east."

Yang Qing; "...haha, is it?"

what to be proud of,

Old smoking gun.

Smoking so much is carcinogenic.

Medicare will not reimburse insects.

The caterpillar shook his head hating iron and steel, Yang Qing planned to ignore him, but just as he turned his head away, he heard a loud gunshot, if it wasn't for the skirt he was wearing to restrict his movement, Yang Qing would have jumped up directly , he looked over there in a panic, and Yang Qing breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Lance was still standing there calmly.

God, it would be a miracle if he was beaten to death here...

Lance held the gun of the Cheshire Cat in his hand, as if to verify the sound just now, and there was still light smoke coming out of the muzzle of the gun; Lance looked around, as if he was looking for something.

Only then did Yang Qing realize that his pet cat seemed to have disappeared.

Then the Cheshire Cat appeared right behind Yang Qing, this time he appeared very quickly, just like when he disappeared, because the distance was very close, so Yang Qing could feel the heavy breathing of the Cheshire Cat. Hitting his neck one after another, it was a little itchy, so Yang Qing lowered his head subconsciously.

Just as he lowered his head, a bullet passed through his head, and Yang Qing even felt that he could feel the temperature of the bullet, almost igniting his hair.

Just as the bullet was about to hit, the figure of the Cheshire Cat disappeared immediately, and the bullet hit a tree behind him. The deep bullet hole indicated that this gun, which looked somewhat cartoonish, could be taken from people at a real price. of life.

Yang Qing felt very angry. The things he experienced in this life are definitely enough for a sad novel. However, as a good comrade who doesn't offend me, I don't offend others, and I don't bother to offend others, Yang Qing never Thought that one day he would be shot across the top of his head.

And, just a second ago, he was still worried about the safety of the person who shot him with a gun.

This is the proper plot of the scum attacking the lowly, isn't it!

Eh?

wrong.

No matter what, labor and capital are also attacks, and those with handles should attack properly!

At the same time, Lance took a thorough look at Yang Qing's ferocious appearance. The man who shot Zheng Huan with a gun that came from someone else, after seeing Yang Qing's expression, his continuous movements immediately froze. Yes, and then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, this bastard, very shameless, put the hand holding the gun behind his back, and then looked at Yang Qing very calmly.

Well, in fact, I didn't shoot the gun just now.

Because I don't have a gun here at all.

You see, no.

Yang Qing=dish=

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Yang Qing strode up to Lance, the hash marks on his head almost materialized.

Lance, who has always been fearless and resists all external factors with a paralyzed face, when facing the angry Yang Qing, his health suddenly changed from 2w to 2, the joy of poking and dying state.

Yang Qing: "What? Now that the wings are stiff, even I dare to hit them!"

Lance (whispering): "No wings."

Yang Qing (Tic Tac Tic Tac): "What did you say!"

Lance (glanced at his back): "Wings, really no..."

Yang Qing, who expressed that he was completely unable to communicate with the serious child, tried his best to calm down, and stretched out his hand to Lance.

"Gun, take it out."

Lance (takes a step back, continues to hold hands behind his back without changing expression): "No gun."

Yang Qing was really mad this time, completely ignoring the marksmanship that Lance showed just now, walked quickly behind him, and snatched his gun.

Old mother Yang Qing: "Do you know what I'm holding? You, if you accidentally misfire, your life will be lost. What kind of guns are girls playing with!"

Lance (frowning): "I'm not [beep--]."

Yang Qing: "Shut up!"

Lance: "..."

How to do?

Xiao Qing was angry.

But it’s still so cute, how can it be broken~(ˉ﹃ˉ)

Turning his head, he tossed the gun to the panting Cheshire cat.

The invisibility skill is not something that can be used casually. Judging from the degree of the Cheshire Cat panting, it can be seen that the price is still quite high. After receiving the gun thrown by Yang Qing, the Cheshire Cat is just about to attack He asked his master to make a standard expression of gratitude, but in the end, he was scolded from head to toe.

Yang Qing: "What is this thing? How can you just let the little girl play with it casually? Do you have Xiang in your head?"

Cheshire Cat: "..." Master, which eye did you see that I gave the life-saving thing to someone else to play with? He snatched it, okay?And this is a little girl!Are you sure you don't need to add attributives like cruelty in front of it?And have you put all your gentleness and elegance at home QAQ

Yang Qing: "I'm so pissed off!" Turning his head, he looked at the moviegoers who were enjoying themselves and even started to eat caterpillars that were eaten by breaking mushrooms, "Do you have anything to eat here?"

The caterpillar raised the mushroom in its hand as a gesture, and then shrunk to only the size of a rabbit in the next second.

Caterpillar: "Oh, I seem to have forgotten that this mushroom has the effect of adjusting body shape, but it tastes good, do you want some?"

Yang Qing (disgusted): "No, is there anything else?"

Caterpillar: "Doesn't the guest understand? Since you dislike my food, go back to your own home to eat. Anyway, it's not far away."

Hey, it seems like the door to a new world has opened~

The front is the territory of labor and capital, young ones, rush for me!

Yang Qing glanced at the caterpillar with contempt and pride. Although he was directly ignored by others, Yang Qing still felt very good about himself.

He turned around and said in a very dragging tone, "Let's go back and talk about this matter."

Bahahaha~ It feels really good.

The Cheshire Cat and Lance looked at each other, agreeing for the first time that this guy must be crazy.

When Yang Qing finally returned to his familiar residence, he obviously saw Lance staring at the crossed-out female devil for a long time, and stared at the clear "rental" for a long time.

The Cheshire cat silently covered its face with its paws.

Yang Qing said that there was nothing to be ashamed of, hum, these pampered young masters would not understand his pain.

Facts have proved that there is really nothing to be ashamed of, because immediately after, they encountered even more embarrassing things.

Yang Qing knocked on the door for a long time, but no one came to open the door for him.

After this monotonous knocking on the door lasted for about 10 minutes, the Cheshire cat finally couldn't bear it and used a gun and brute force to force open the door.

Cheshire Cat: "Master, I remember reminding you to bring the key before I left last time."

Yang Qing (without changing face and heartbeat): "It can't be my fault, didn't you realize that there is no keyhole in the door at all? Where did those two people go?"

Yang Qing is talking about his servants, one looks like a frog and the other looks like a fish.

The Cheshire Cat rubbed its temples with some discomfort: "Master, even I know they were executed by the Queen of Hearts, can you be a little more reliable as the head of the family?"

He is unreliable?

Damn it, how did he know that the fiery chili was going to jump the level!

He should be wrestling with that big guy in the pool at that time, okay?

Looking at the huge room, empty of people, Yang Qing, who has always been heartless, suddenly felt a little stomachache, "I think I should hire two more people, otherwise who will clean such a big house."

Cheshire Cat: "I need a cook who can make pepper soup, preferably as good as the last one."

Yang Qing: "Where did the last cook go?"

Cheshire Cat (rather regrettable): "She hit the Queen of Hearts on the head with a plate, almost missed it, and was executed."

Yang Qing: "..."

Lance, who had been silent by the side, suddenly raised his hand.

Yang Qing: "Ouch! What are you doing? Are you cheating on a corpse!"

Lance: "Come to apply."

Yang Qing: "...don't be kidding me dear, you are an outsider."

Lance: "I can clean, I can make pepper soup, why not."

Cheshire Cat: "Yeah, why not, master, we can't look at people with colored glasses."

Yang Qing: "..."

That's enough. Didn't you resolutely oppose it just now? !

And, boy, are you kidding me?

Do you know what pepper is! !

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☆, what!Birthday!

Yang Qing was very melancholy, and this melancholy lasted until he saw Al again. Before that, they had been discussing the issue of the cook. What made Yang Qing even more worried was that after the two people went around in circles, Now, he seems to have agreed to this nonsense request, because he seemed to vaguely see the extra apron on Alice at the last glance...

On the other hand, Ai Er cast a faint glance at Yang Qing, who was about to become black all over: "It seems that you haven't brought me any good news."

Yang Qing: "Good news, well, there is still."

Al: "Forget it if you don't have it, don't hold on, and I'll tell you some bad news in return."

Yang Qing: "... Is it really okay for you to move your lines so bluntly, is it right for the readers?"

Al (ignore): "My birthday party is in two days."

Yang Qing: "...Don't be joking, young master, your birthday is Christmas, and it's only October now."

Al: "There is no rule that the birthday party must be held on the birthday."

Yang Qing: "..."

Yang Qing: "I suddenly felt chest tightness, shortness of breath, and nausea, and I'm sure this symptom will last for two days, so I have to miss my best friend's birthday party. Hey, I feel regretful when I think about it."

Al: "... If you want to do it, you can do the whole set, put on a dead face and say that you are sorry, will anyone believe it?"

Yang Qing: "Da da da - da da - I like it~"

Al's annual birthday party is Yang Qing's nightmare, but in the past, because Al's birthday and Christmas are on the same day, and Christmas is a day to spend with family, Yang Qing only needs to prepare Just a moment, and then, like going to a family reunion, it would be nice to visit the Eastovers.

But if it is really two days earlier, Yang Qing really can't think of any major reason for those nobles who already like parties to give up their hobbies.

Yang Qing (confused face): "I really have to go?"

Al: "Then do you have any reliable reason?"

Yang Qing (serious): "I'm afraid of life."

Al: "...Don't even think about it, are you afraid of strangers? Strangers who talk to you freely can hold hands and surround this community, okay?"

Yang Qing: "Don't try to slander me, it's obviously two laps."

Al: "..."

Yang Qing rubbed his hair in a rare way, with a depressed expression of "I'm going to eat Xiang soon": "Can you tell me why you have to advance the birthday party to the present today, don't say I want to, I know you are more afraid than me trouble."

The gloating expression on Al's face disappeared in an instant, as if he finally remembered that he was the ultimate victim of this incident, "Do you know how old I am this year?"

Yang Qing: "I don't remember, 100 years old?"

Al: "...I am 23 years old this year. My mother said that he met his father when he was 23."

Yang Qing: "...I really didn't expect Uncle Zhou to be so...well...paying attention to tradition."

Al: "It's hard for you to use praise words at this level."

Yang Qing: "I don't think I'm going anymore. After all, I'm thinking about your life-long affairs. How can I find someone who is better than you by your side? This can't reflect your pitiful advantages."

Al (gritting his teeth): "I don't need to worry about this, please be there on time, thank you! Thank you!"

Accepting the invitation with some helplessness, looking at the bronzing cursive characters on it, for some reason, it seemed to spit on it.

Al: "By the way, I forgot to ask, you probably haven't forgotten what to wear on formal occasions."

Yang Qing: "Wear formal clothes that I can't afford."

Al: "... Tomorrow, I will accompany you to buy clothes."

Yang Qing: "...do you spend your money?"

Al: "Yes! No! Of course! What!"

Yang Qing: "Can you help pay for the gift money as well?"

Al: "...Of course not! Little bitch!"

Yang Qing returned to his villa, and when he passed by the doorman, he gave him a bright smile.

Uncle doorman: "I'm so happy today, did you pick up the money?"

Yang Qing: "I found an ATM."

So, on a clear and sunny morning, Yang Qing came to the gate of the community dressed in a very human appearance, and then kept a good mood all night when he saw the two people standing next to Al's sports car. Time, completely vanished.

Chris: "Yo~ Young Master Yang seems to be in a good mood today."

Teenagers, feeling delayed is a disease that can be cured.

What made Yang Qing really feel that the end of the world was just around the corner was the short chestnut haired blue-eyed man standing next to Chris, whose familiar paralyzed face almost made Yang Qing want to hit the fire hydrant and kill himself.

Chris: "This is my younger brother, Lance. I remember you two had a good relationship before, why are you so reserved now, Lance, say hello."

Lance (lowering his head slightly): "Brother Yang Qing, long time no see."

Yang Qing: "...well... long time no see."

Long time no see your sister.

wrong.

I see your sister every day.

Al poked his head out of the car window, wearing his coquettish sunglasses, "Stop pretending to be polite, get the hell out of here."

Therefore, as the owner of the car, Ai Er, who has the highest right to speak, was scolded a hundred times by Yang Qing for "pretending to be struck by lightning"

The car moved forward all the way, and drove directly to the high-end shopping area that Yang Qing usually didn't even glance at. For the convenience of the group of nobles, the place was not far from the community. Yang Qing looked straight ahead, thinking that his next year's clothes It's all settled.

Lance was sitting next to him, with his head down, and he didn't know what he was holding in his hand, but he was holding it tightly anyway.

Yang Qing misses the old Lance a little bit, although it is a little bit old, but the air pressure will not be so low.

What a poor kid, he must have been unwilling to come here, so he was dragged here by his elder brother.

Therefore, Yang Qing, who suddenly awakened the Heart of the Virgin, was ready to lend a helping hand to him.

Come to think of it, I'm a little excited~

Yang Qing (Ci Ai): "Hehehehe, is Lance in college now?"

Standard way of talking to elders 233

The person next to him finally raised his head: "I didn't go to school."

Yang Qing: "Hehehehe, that means you're already working?"

Lance: "No job."

Yang Qing (fake smile): "Then what are you doing now?"

Lance: "Eat, sleep and play games."

Yang Qing (tic-tac-toe on head): "Hehehehe, what a regular way of life."

Lance: "Thank you."

Thank you sister!

What about your pursuit and youth when you are young!

Is this kind of dead house lifestyle really suitable for you who are tall, rich and handsome?

Yang Qing silently looked at Chris, who showed him a bright smile.

Hp-100000

Yang Qing, died.

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Then this guy went to the concert today 2333

☆, in the car

In fact, what Yang Qing didn't know was that Lance was able to maintain this way of asking and answering, which is already very good. You know, usually he basically answers all questions by nodding, shaking his head and being silent, so when he is at home, every sentence The formula must be like this.

"Lance, what do you want for breakfast?"

"..."

"...Would you like an omelette?"

nod.

The boy with facial paralysis has also worked very hard. This kind of meeting must leave a good impression on the other party. He still knows that this kind of communication is useless. However, in this world, there is still an inexplicable emotion that is not controlled by the person concerned. Powerful power makes the courtesan silent, and makes the social waste even more wasteful.

Its name is --- tense.

That's right, our classmate Lance, the autistic boy Lance who basically has no emotions, is nervous.

Silently lowering his head, and continuing to hold the bag tightly, Yang Qing was terrified while looking at it, what the hell, could it be that there is a gold mine in it!so nervous.

Really, he's like the kind of money-seekers