Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

It was easy to find Zhu Erdan, and it was also easy to cut open his chest, but in the end it took Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan three full days of hard work, looking for several medical books to read, and finally he was at peace.

Gu Yunchu looked at Zhu Erdan, who had returned to his straightforward nature, and checked it seriously.

[Limbs and limbs move normally, can stop breathing, know how to run inside the house on rainy days, know not to pick up things on the ground to eat.Stop giggling and crying... well, it seems to be really good. 】

System sister: ...

That literary heart hides filth, whoever is stuffed into it will become a black heart. At this moment, Zhu Erdan has changed back to the original innocent heart, and finally restored his original appearance.

Gu Yunchu saw that he was really a straightforward and honest person.Very likable, this kind of innocent heart is far better than that selfish and narrow-minded, self-important Wenxin.

That judge Lu exchanged such a black heart for someone else's innocent heart, which is completely exchanging junk for gold.Dare to say to Zhu Erdan that he is helping him, it is really shameless.

And when Zhu Erdan's matter was settled, it was Mrs. Zhu's turn.After all, she is still holding other people's heads.

It was only when Ao Yan asked Mrs. Zhu if she knew the position of her head.Mrs. Zhu said with some sadness that she didn't know where her original head was thrown by Judge Lu.

Zhu Erdan's eyes turned red.

"Madam, this... this is all my fault. It made Madam suffer."

After he got his heart back, he remembered what he had done these days, and he couldn't believe that he did it, and he couldn't believe that he could watch his wife be cut off with an ax by Judge Lu that night. head.Then on the second day, he smiled and said those hurtful words to his wife.

"Ma'am, you believe me. We have known each other for nearly ten years. I have never felt that you are not beautiful enough. I knew what kind of person you are when I asked a matchmaker to propose marriage to you. How could I despise you... ... After all, I am not a white-faced scholar myself, but I look like a scumbag, and we are just right for each other..."

Zhu Erdan explained with a heartache, said that he usually found that he had said something wrong with his clumsy tongue, so he quickly corrected it.

"Ah, I... I'm not saying that your appearance, Madam, should be worthy of a reckless man like me. What I mean is, although you are not beautiful, Madam, you are not ugly either... No, no, I..."

"I understand."

At this moment, Zhu Erdan is not as good as he used to be, but looking at his clumsy husband at the moment, Mrs. Zhu smiled with tears in his eyes.

"I know all about it. You were changed at that time, and those were not what you did sincerely."

Zhu Erdan, like her, was unconsciously asleep when Lu Juan changed her heart. After waking up, her heart had already been changed. How could this be Zhu Erdan's fault?

The one who was wrong was clearly Judge Lu, who was superior and changed Zhu Erdan's heart on his own without even saying hello!

Finally, Zhu Erdan couldn't bear it any longer, and hugged his wife violently, tears streaming down his face. An old man cried like a 200-jin child.

Although the wife said she didn't blame him, how could he forgive himself when facing his wife's strange face?

"It's not a good thing for you to follow me. You worked so hard to manage the family business, but it's like this... It's all my fault. I'm obsessed with ghosts!"

Zhu Erdan cried with tears.On the contrary, it was Mrs. Zhu, this seemingly weak and weak woman became strong, and hugged her crying husband for a good meal.

"Okay, okay. I don't care about these things. It's all over. Let's just live a good life."

Zhu Erdan cried.

"How can this kind of thing get by?!"

Mrs. Zhu touched her face with a wry smile.

"Anyway, isn't this a beautiful head? Which daughter's family doesn't love beauty, and besides, it's the head of Wu Shiyu's daughter, and I'm the one who's the one to climb it."

Mrs. Zhu intended to comfort Zhu Erdan, but she didn't want Zhu Erdan's heart to hurt even more when she said this.

"What's the matter? Ma'am, you have never been such a person. You really... really don't need to pollute yourself for someone like me."

Mrs. Zhu gently picked up the handkerchief and wiped his tears.

"Who is a person like you? I only know that you are my husband-in-law."

But the more she is like this, looking at her strange face, the more Zhu Erdan's heart hurts and he can't breathe.He couldn't speak, so he could only hug Mrs. Zhu tightly, and tears wet Mrs. Zhu's shoulders drop by drop.

Mrs. Zhu's forced smiling face finally couldn't hold it anymore, and turned into a sad look, and two lines of tears slowly fell.

The little maid and the old servant at home also burst into sobs and cried.For a while, there was a desolate cry in the room.

"Actually... I can figure out for Mrs. Zhu where her head is."

At this time, a cold voice interrupted the crying in the yard.

Everyone cried immediately, and quickly looked at Ao Yan who was speaking.

didn't you tell me sooner?

Ao Yan looked back lightly, he just asked if he knew where the head was, and you all cried like hell, blame him?

Zhu Erdan was overjoyed and looked over with tears in his eyes.

"This is really great. I beg the two masters to help my wife get her head back quickly. As long as the two can help my wife change back, I am willing to give all my family property with both hands!"

Mrs. Zhu was very moved.

"Master!"

Gu Yunchu choked on the two people's dog food until he choked, and he was speechless.

"I've said it all. We are entrusted by the underworld to act. What do you want your property to do? You should keep it for yourself."

"You keep the family property for yourself, and doing more good deeds in the future will be considered as a reward for us."

Ao Yan also said.

"It's not too late, please give me your birth date and a drop of blood from your fingertip, Mrs. Zhu."

Finger blood isn't necessary, but it's quicker to find.After all, it has been almost a month since Mrs. Zhu's head was beheaded.

Zhu Erdan immediately wiped away his tears, thanked Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan again happily, and then prepared these two things, but when he was handing them to Ao Yan, he suddenly thought of something and couldn't help but beep softly .

"That... the two of you are sure this time? It won't be like before..."

Thinking of the Jiugongge scar on his chest, and how he cried and laughed as if he was going crazy after installing the heart a few times, Zhu Erdan couldn't help it.

"How about we spend three days before studying?"

He, a gentleman, has had his chest cut open several times, so he will cut it open, but his wife is so weak, so she can't be so rough, right?

Slap it, pull the head off, and then install the original head back, but found something wrong, so I snapped again, pulled the head off again, and then put it back at a different angle, and found that it was not right, so snapped, Pull it off again, and then put it back on.

Hearing Zhu Erdan's words, the joyful eyes of Mrs. Zhu and the little maid suddenly turned into panic, apparently also thinking of this possibility.

Gu Yunchu became angry from embarrassment. "It was a mistake before. Anyway, you don't feel any pain. You closed your eyes and opened them. Didn't they fix it for you?"

Zhu Erdan hesitated: "But that's not just one time, it's a full..." Six times.

Gu Yunchu stared.

"Just say one more thing, not only are your properties gone, but you also have to go to the underworld to install heads and hearts for those disabled ghosts."

Zhu Erdan quickly shut up.

Gu Yunchu snorted inwardly.

[Damn it, isn't it just a few mistakes?The end result is good, right? 】

The younger sister of the system is helpless: [He's chest almost makes you and Ao Yan draw a Go board, why don't you let him talk about it? 】

Gu Yunchu spoke uprightly.

[Not allowed.I'm changing his heart for free.Do you understand that it's free? 】

The younger sister of the system thought about it and thought it made sense.

[That's right, after all, you are kind enough to help, and you don't want money, so I really can't force you too much. 】

【No, I mean...】

Gu Yunchu's face darkened.

[Ao Yan and I are free, and he is such an old man, he should know that cheap is not good! 】

System Sister: ...What you said is really damn reasonable.

Then Ao Yan used Mrs. Zhu's birth date and fingertip blood to do some calculations, and successfully calculated the position of Mrs. Zhu's head. They went to the woods in the suburbs together, and as expected, they dug up a head in the soil.But now even though it is winter, the head has been rotten for nearly a month.

Mrs. Zhu herself didn't show any expression when she saw it, because she had vaguely guessed the result, but Zhu Erdan's eye circles were red again, and tears dripped down into the soil.It was comforting to be hugged by Mrs. Zhu.

Fortunately, the bottle of celestial energy given by the underworld was quite powerful, and when he blew on the head, the head immediately returned to its original state, which allowed Gu Yunchu to finally see Mrs. Zhu's true face.

Mrs. Zhu is indeed not good-looking, with a round face, big ears, and laugh lines around her eyes at a young age. Although she is ordinary, she exudes a kindness, which makes people know that this person was gentle when she was young. The caring big sister, when she gets old, she will be that loving and peaceful old lady with white hair.

After finding the head, things became much simpler. They returned to Zhu's house, and now all they had to do was to give the head back to Mrs. Zhu.But Gu Yunchu, who had threatened Zhu Erdan before, paused, and suddenly covered his stomach and screamed that his stomach hurts, saying that he was going to the toilet, turned his head and ran outside after speaking.

Everyone who has seen through everything: ...the hut is just to the west, why are you going out the gate?

Then Gu Yunchu left for a full hour, making people deeply doubt whether she had fallen into the latrine, but no matter what, after Gu Yunchu finally came back again, he finally replaced Mrs. Zhu's head at once.

Mrs. Zhu and Zhu Erdan were overjoyed, crying and laughing together.

"How is it? My craft is good, right?"

Gu Yunchu spoke proudly.

"The previous things were all accidents, this is my true level!"

Mrs. Zhu and Zhu Erdan got her help, and when they heard this, they were naturally flattered, which only made Gu Yunchu's eyebrows crooked with a smile. If there was a tail, they would have knocked into the sky long ago.

Ao Yan couldn't help but smile when she saw her so embarrassing.

Gu Yunchu was immediately unhappy when he looked at him with such a smile.

"Why are you smiling so strangely? Do you have any opinion on what I said?"

"I don't dare to have opinions, it's just..."

Ao Yan leaned close to her ear and whispered.

"Your fingers seem to be stained with ink."

Gu Yunchu's heart skipped a beat at first because of the hot air that Ao Yan blew into his ears, and then he came back to his senses, and quickly looked at his fingers, only to see that the two fingers used to flip the paper were a little black at the moment of!

Damn, the quality of medical books in that bookstore is too bad, right?Bad review!

Gu Yunchu put his hands behind his back pretending to be calm.

"This is not an ink mark, this... this is just soot."

"Oh."

Ao Yan acted as if I believed it, and then asked sincerely.

"It's just soot from the hut?"

Gu Yunchu paused.Looking up at Ao Yan, seeing the undisguised smile in the other's eyes, she suddenly became angry from embarrassment.

"Where do you have so many problems, anyway!"

Ao Yan nodded seriously.

"Okay, if you say so, there is."

Gu Yunchu's face darkened, and the laughter of Mrs. Zhu and Zhu Erdan suddenly came from the side.

Later, Zhu Erdan and Mrs. Zhu proposed to go to Wu Shiyu's house. After all, what was exchanged was the head of his daughter, so it was natural to return it to him.Let the body of the family's daughter be buried in the ground intact.

After the couple visited Wu Shiyu's family, Mrs. Zhu talked about her situation.It means that this dry parent was confused at first, and now that the head has been replaced, it is better to break it off.

And Zhu Erdan also apologized and thanked Wu Shiyu for his support before, saying that his heart has been changed back.He also changed back to that dull Zhu Erdan, I am afraid that he also failed Wu Shiyu's good intentions.

But it was the attitude of the two of them that made Wu Shiyu's family feel a little more fond.Wu Shiyu spoke bluntly to Mrs. Zhu.

"It's fate for us to meet like this. My family recognized you as a goddaughter before because you were my daughter's face. But after a few days of getting along, my old wife and I really think you are a good girl."

Because Mrs. Zhu sincerely comforted Wu Shiyu and his wife when they were in the pain of losing their daughter, and relieved their pain of losing their own daughter. In addition, her daughter once entrusted them with a dream, and she only hated the gangster who killed her. Mrs. Zhu, who was forced to change her head, had no intention of resentment, so Wu Shiyu and his wife felt that this was probably God's will.God's will let them meet Mrs. Zhu and recognize her as their goddaughter.

So they said that if Mrs. Zhu was willing, they would continue to be relatives.I don't ask for anything else, as long as Mrs. Zhu can visit the old couple from time to time.

Mrs. Zhu has a gentle personality. Seeing the sincere words of the two old people, she couldn't bear it. After thinking about it, she nodded and agreed.

The news that Zhu Erdan and Mrs. Zhu changed suddenly after less than a month quickly spread.

Facing people's questioning, they then told about the fact that Judge Lu committed a crime and is now a wanted criminal in the underworld. At the same time, they were also found by the underworld sent to exchange their hearts and heads.

This is what Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan told Zhu Erdan and his wife to do.

Judge Lu's behavior at that time was not hidden at all, nor did Zhu Erdan intend to cover it up.

Maybe Zhu Erdan, who has the heart of a child, doesn't care about others laughing at him for being stupid, but after changing his heart, Zhu Erdan is too arrogant and narrow-minded.He was annoyed at other people's ridicule of him, so he naturally held back his energy and wanted to spread the news that he had gained a heart of wisdom, so that those people would slap themselves in the face.

So Zhu Erdan...

Passerby: Zhu Erdan, what are you eating today?

Zhu Erdan: How do you know that I was replaced by Judge Lu from the underworld?

Passerby: You speak a lot smarter today.

Zhu Erdan: That's right, I was changed into a wise heart by Judge Lu of the underworld!

Passerby: Unexpectedly, your article has improved so fast!

Zhu Erdan: Thanks to Judge Lu who gave me a new heart, I am no longer who I was yesterday!

Passerby: Do you want to drink?

don't go. (by—Zhu Erdan who has a wise heart.)

Passerby: ...

Because of Zhu Erdan's constant bragging, almost the whole town knows that he has changed his wisdom heart and his wife has changed a beautiful head. Perhaps most people think this incident is too scary, but there are always a few who like to use swords Those who are slanted think that this is their chance.

Everyone dreams of having a judge wearing golden armor and holy clothes, stepping on colorful auspicious clouds to help them change their hearts and heads, and walk to the pinnacle of life from then on.

This is also the biggest mess left by Judge Lu, and the image of Hell can be regarded as being smeared all over by him.

It even radiated to the surrounding areas. Those Yin gods who were busy catching the traitors in the underworld somehow found that their incense has improved a lot recently.

When the judges showed up in horror or anger, and asked these idiots what they wanted to do to their innocent statues, these guys spoke proudly and said they wanted to make friends with the judges.

The judges who have always been respected by mortals were shocked at that time. They have never heard of such a request in this life. Are mortals now so thoughtful?

It was only later that the judges figured out that these idiots had heard the story of Zhu Erdan betting with others, recited the statue of Judge Lu, and then became friends with Judge Lu, so they wanted to reproduce Zhu Erdan's experience!

The judges who were busy in the underworld and were harassed by the greasy man almost broke the judge's pen.

The judges sneered: It's fine to be friends, and it just so happens that Chinese New Year is coming up to focus on performance. Good friends, you don't mind if I outline your names in the book of life and death, right?

After frightening those stupid mortals, the judges cursed that Lu man hundreds of times in secret.It can be said that this is the real mess Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan need to deal with.

Fortunately, now there are two parties, Zhu Erdan and Mrs. Zhu, to explain, and their own experience has confirmed that the underworld really does not allow this to happen, and Judge Lu has become a wanted criminal.This calms down the hearts of those who are about to move.I didn't go to the statue of the judge in the palace of the king of hell.

In the middle of the night, the night wind was so cold that people shivered.There are few traces of animals in the mountains, and many animals are preparing to hibernate.

Not long ago, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan, who had had a meal and slept at each other’s house because of the kind invitation of Zhu Erdan and his wife, were flying in the air at this moment. To be precise, it was Gu Yunchu who was being hugged by Ao Yan and was flying southward.

They flew very fast, as if it was not the time when the night was quiet and everyone was asleep.

They were going to rest. The bed prepared by the Zhu Erdan couple was big and soft, and it was scented with incense, but when they were half asleep, they received a letter from Chen Su.

The letter was delivered by a timid butterfly spirit. After putting down the letter, it ran away without a trace.

In the letter, Chen Su stated that she and Yan Chixia secretly followed the two water mang ghosts, one old and one young, for five days, and finally found a clue in the afternoon. a non-human.

One is a frog demon, the size of a vegetable plate. After jumping out of a river, he opened his mouth and spit out a small pot, which was full of tea leaves made of water mang grass.It was exactly the same as the pot of water mangcao tea that the two water mang ghosts used to harm people before, even the size of the pattern on the pot was the same.It looks like it was mass-produced!

And the other is a big ghost with a green face and red beard, not to mention his supernatural powers, what surprised Chen Su the most was that the other party was holding a judge's pen!

Yan Chixia advocated going straight up, but Chen Su was obviously more cautious, knowing that something was wrong with this matter, so she stood still and asked Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan about their previous trips to the underworld.

After seeing this letter, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan immediately looked at each other, left a farewell letter to Zhu Erdan and his wife, and then quickly followed the direction mentioned in Chen Su's letter.

For the past five days, Chen Su and Yan Chixia followed the two ghosts non-stop, and it could be seen that they had indeed traveled a long distance, to the Hanshui area.

When it was almost dawn, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan arrived at the place. They originally wanted to go straight to the hotel mentioned in the letter, but when they flew over a mountain forest in the suburbs, they accidentally found Yan Chixia's trail.

Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan got down from the clouds, and saw Yan Chixia lying in the grass at the moment, looking into the distance with all her attention.It wasn't until they came to him that he came back to his senses.

Yan Chixia was startled when she heard the sound of footsteps so close, she was overjoyed when she saw that it was Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan, and then quickly put her fingers to her lips.

"Shh, be quiet."

Then he turned his head and continued to look into the distance, his tiger eyes were wide open, as if he was afraid that he might miss a little bit of the picture.

Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan suddenly became more curious. They also imitated Yan Chixia's appearance and lay down in the grass. Looking in that direction, at first they only saw the distant mountains and forests.There are trees and grass, there are cliffs and withered vines.

At first, Gu Yunchu glanced at it and was a little puzzled, what's so interesting about it, and then tried to look over there a few times, and finally saw clearly that there was a deep pool hidden in the mountain forest, and there were a few men and women who were doing breaststroke indistinctly inside. , because it was too far away, I couldn't see the appearance clearly, I could only see the man's muscular figure wrapped in the soaked clothes, and the woman's soaked and exquisite figure.

They played with each other and rubbed against each other, and the scene was very enviable.

Wow!Wild swimming for men and women?

When did the world become so open?

Gu Yunchu was startled, and then subconsciously raised his hand, covering Ao Yan's eyes with a slap.

Ao Yan, who hasn't seen the situation at the pool at all:? ? ?

Gu Yunchu spoke uprightly.

"This kind of scene is too exciting. A widowed old dragon like you can't stand it. I'm also thinking about your pure heart!"

The more she said that, the more curious Ao Yan became, so he took away Gu Yunchu's hand and looked over there, and the next moment, he silently put Gu Yunchu's hand back on his eyes, and at the same time his hand He also slapped Gu Yunchu's eyes.

Gu Yunchu was not used to the darkness in front of his eyes.

"What are you doing?"

"You are not allowed to see either."

Ao Yan paused, learning and selling now.

"I'm also thinking of your pure heart!"

Then the two turned their heads tacitly and looked at Yan Chixia beside him.

Gu Yunchu raised his eyebrows: "So... why are you peeking at other men and women swimming wild here?"

Ao Yan decisively inserted the knife: "Still watching so intently?"

The hands of the two were still in front of each other to prevent the other from suddenly turning their heads to look back. At the same time, the two pairs of eyes looked at Yan Chixia, and on the left side was written 'Your heart is so impure!' ' on the right reads 'I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!Pooh! '

Yan Chixia, who was despised before she was happy to reunite with her friends: ...