Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

On a cold winter morning, when you see your little friend lying in the haystack from a distance, concentrating on the bleak scenery of the distant mountains and forests, you may sigh with emotion, this kid is so unique and elegant.

Looking from a distance, in this cold weather, in a deep pool in the mountains and forests, there are actually a few men and women swimming in the icy water with their clothes soaked. Well, people nowadays are really very elegant, and they go to the mountains to play wild swimming in winter.

But what if you suddenly find that what your friends are concentrating on is not the scenery, but the seductive wild swimming men and women in the water pool?

Gu Yunchu: Hello, Uncle Policeman?I want to call the police... yes, the prisoner is right here... yes, I've got it under control, you just come and arrest him... okay, okay, I'll wait for you right here!

Yan Chixia glared at the expressions of her friends as if they were looking at scum.

"What are you thinking? Things are not what you think?"

Ao Yan said with a blank face.

"I only saw you here, and they were there."

Gu Yunchu made up the knife again.

"Fortunately, you are wearing clothes. If you didn't wear clothes, we would have sent you to the yamen by now."

Yan Chixia's face was red and her ears were equatorial.

"I've said that's not the case. I'm not that kind of nasty womanizer. It's not all the fault of Chen Su, she insisted on me monitoring these goblins, otherwise how could I do such a thing here!"

Leprechaun?

Gu Yunchu was taken aback for a moment, then immediately thought of it.

"Could it be that those men and women are the frog monsters mentioned in your letter?"

Yan Chixia nodded.

"That's right, the frog demon who gave the water mang ghost a jar of water mang grass is among those few. Chen Su went to follow the big ghost and the water mang ghost holding the judge's pen. She told me to follow these frog demons, maybe We can find the source of the rampant flood of water mang grass."

Ao Yan raised her eyes.

"Then what clues did you find?"

"No. I've been following since yesterday, and I saw that they should live in this deep pool. At night, they would change into their original forms by the pool to prey on mosquitoes, or practice cultivation. After dawn, they would jump into this deep pool to play. .”

Yan Chixia glanced at the two of them resentfully while speaking

"And I lay on the cold ground all night without closing my eyes. I was so tired that my eyelids were closed, but I was almost twisted by some people to go to the Yamen."

Gu Yunchu paused for a moment, and then immediately became enlightened.

"No wonder I always felt a little strange when I saw those men and women just now. It turned out to be a misunderstanding. Hey, Yan Chixia, I knew you were not that kind of person!"

Ao Yan followed closely and nodded.

"I also thought that Yan Chixia was not that kind of lustful person just now, so that's what happened, Yan Chixia, thank you for your hard work!"

Just now he clamored to send him to the Yamen, but now he 'firmly' knows that he is not that kind of person?

Yan Chixia glanced at Ao Yan faintly: You were really led off by Gu Yunchu.

Ao Yan looked away silently, pretending not to see Yan Chixia's eyes.

Yan Chixia changed the subject wordlessly.

"By the way, did something happen in the underworld? I always feel that the number of ghosts haunting the world has increased a lot recently. We ran into several of them one after another a few days ago. It seems that they are arresting someone again?"

"You're asking the right person."

Gu Yunchu hurriedly told what happened to her and Ao Yan after they went down to the underworld. Of course, the main thing they talked about was the highlight moments when she and Ao Yan punched the Palace of the King of Hell and kicked Wanshiku.

The younger sister of the system could hear clearly, and teased deliberately.

[How do I listen, this story is a bit severe, such as a hundred-year-old woman begging in the street, a hundred-year-old woman performing arts in the street, and a hundred-year-old woman becoming a gangster in seconds, why are all the most exciting parts deleted? ?Bad review!Bad review! 】

Bad review of your sister!

She's bragging right now, brother, how can she tell such a thing? !

[You don't understand, the world only needs to know the brilliant light, as for the desolation and misery in the darkness, let me bear it alone. 】

Gu Yunchu's face darkened. [Because in this world, someone needs to carry a burden forward! 】

The younger sister of the system was shocked by her awesome words.After a while she said silently.

【You are so good at bragging, you can't beat me. 】

Gu Yunchu pretended not to hear.

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Yan Chixia on the other side was very good at highlighting the key points, and immediately said seriously.

"So that's the case, such a big thing happened in the underworld, no wonder Chen Su and I saw that big ghost with blue face and red beard before, and we only thought he looked weird, and we were still wondering how that ghost got the judge's pen so powerful His magic weapon, thinking about it now, he is probably one of the Yin Gods who escaped from the underworld, and he should have been a judge of the underworld before he came here!"

Ao Yan nodded.

"Nine times out of ten."

After careful consideration, Gu Yunchu felt that something was not right.

Shuimangcao is a tool used by the ghost gods who buy and sell officials in the underworld to make room for buyers. They use Shuimangcao to assassinate those who would have hoped to become the ghost gods of the underworld, turning them into Shuimang ghosts. Vacant positions are sold to those ghosts who spend money to buy officials.

From this point of view, the behind-the-scenes mastermind of that group of frog monsters is likely to be a corrupt Yin God. With this kind of relationship, it is normal for a certain judge who defected to mix with this group of frog monsters.

But the problem is that the underworld has already discovered this matter, and Dongyue Emperor used thunderous means to attack in just a few days, uprooting this chain of interests. The last grasshopper will not be able to jump for long.

The source of buying and selling officials has been cut off, so naturally there is no need to use water mangcao to make room.

Then why do those frog monsters still give the water mang ghosts those water mang grass, so that they can continue to harm people?

Normally, it shouldn't be the tree falling and the monkeys scattered, those little goblins shouted, "My lord, you can go and eat a big bowl of prison food at ease, we will always remember your voice and smile!" Then they quickly found a deep mountain and old forest to hide , Are you afraid that the fish in the pond will be affected by the underworld?

Why are these frog demons still diligently clocking in to work?

Don't these frog demons know that their company has closed down?

That's even more impossible. Both Yan Chixia and Chen Su could figure it out. How could these frog monsters be so slow when they were in the middle of the game?

After Gu Yunchu asked the question, Ao Yan and Yan Chixia also felt that something was wrong, but there are too few clues at present, and they have no way of knowing what the reason is.

Seeing that those frog monsters were just swimming wild there, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan deliberately wanted to go to Chen Suna to see the situation first.

Yan Chixia turned her head and pointed to the south of the mountain. From this direction, out of the mountains and forests is the outskirts of the city. There is a small temple there, which enshrines not orthodox gods and Buddhas, but a weasel who has always been a little bit wise, because it is also considered a place nearby. After doing some good deeds, someone secretly built a small temple for her to worship. Although the incense is not right, it is already very powerful for a monster. As long as she tries not to commit crimes and devotes herself to practicing, she may not have the opportunity to cultivate into a generation of monsters. fairy.

However, when Yan Chixia and Chen Su followed the judge and saw the temple, the small temple had been occupied by the judge for many days, and there were faint bloodstains in the grass, and it was unknown whether the weasel was dead or alive.

Hearing this, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan frowned slightly, but before they could say anything, they heard a faint roar from a distance, followed by a black wind blowing, with Bai Lian walking through it.

This is someone fighting skills!

Gu Yunchu immediately looked in that direction.

"Is the small temple you mentioned right there?"

Yan Chixia: "That's right, that's it!"

The three of them looked at each other, and Ao Yan said immediately.

"You don't need to move, Yunchu and I will go and have a look!"

As he said that, he hugged Gu Yunchu and immediately turned into a red light and flew there.Yan Chixia knew how powerful the two of them were, and it was only right for her to continue to monitor the frog demon herself if they were to go.

It's just... When exactly did Ao Yan lead Gu Yunchu to walk in the sky so smoothly?

And he was still hugging the girl's waist, and the movements were as skillful as if he had done it hundreds of times.

Speaking of which, the two of you covered each other's eyes just now, and your words are also very tacit.

For a man and a woman, is Ao Yan and Gu Yunchu's behavior too intimate?

Yan Chixia was lying on the ground, her big unshaven face was full of seriousness.But then he convinced himself again.

No, no, how could he casually arrange such things about his friends in his mind.

We are all friends, and when it comes to such an important matter, taking Fei is just a matter of helping out, just helping out.

And shouldn't good friends have a tacit understanding?

Yan Chixia looked at the giggling frog monsters in the deep pool in the distance, thinking that it was the behavior of these frog monsters that misled him. These frog monsters behaved frivolously, but Ao Yan and Gu Yunchu were not.All this must be pure friendship!

Thinking of this, Yan Chixia snorted at the thought of Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan covering each other's eyes.

Although he was forced to watch these eye-catching pictures because he wanted to monitor these frog monsters, he was still Yan Chixia with a pure heart!

When Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan rushed to the outskirts of the city, they saw a tall ghost like an iron tower fighting Chen Su from a distance, and a five or six-year-old boy was sitting not far away. looked at them in horror.

The big ghost roared.

"My judge's pen is not easy to mess with!"

Chen Su sneered: "The sword in my hand is not something to mess with either!"

Gu Yunchu who rushed over said immediately.

"Yes, we are not easy to mess with!"

Chen Su looked up and was overjoyed.

"You are here."

The big ghost was startled, and turned his head to see two people landing lightly, among them was a tall and handsome man unceremoniously pressing down on him with a dragon's majesty.

"One-on-one if you have the ability, what kind of hero is a man who bullies more than less!"

How about a one-on-one fight?

You actually shake people halfway? !

If it was Yan Chixia, she would have seriously singled him out because of her words, but Chen Su didn't have such a personality, so she smiled coldly.

"I'm a woman, so I'm not considered a good man."

However, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan didn't take much action, they just stopped the big ghost who wanted to escape, and then this guy was defeated by Chen Su.

A red iron chain flew out of Ao Yan's sleeve and bound the big ghost tightly.

Chen Su picked up the judge's pen that was knocked down by the opponent and looked at it.

"It really is a judge's pen. Are you the judge of the underworld?"

The big ghost paused, then shouted.

"Since you know, don't let me go!"

Chen Su sneered and pointed at the grass.

"As the judge of the underworld, why do you collude with those monsters and use water mangosteen to harm people? And why do you want to kill a five-year-old child!"

The little boy was like a frightened rabbit, huddled into a ball, his teary eyes wanted to cry but didn't dare to cry, as if he could pass away at any time.

Gu Yunchu walked over to pick up the little boy.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. The bad guy has been arrested."

The big ghost poked his neck and said.

"Why did I hurt him so badly? He came to my temple and said that he always cried a lot, was often teased by other children, and had no friends to play with. That's why I wanted to help him."

Chen Su kicked him angrily.

"Nonsense, I clearly see that you want to poach his heart!"

The big ghost said confidently: "My heart is happy, angry, sad, and happy. I dug out his heart and removed his anger and sorrow. From now on, he will only be happy. What's wrong with that?"

The child trembled in fright at the bloody words of heart-gouging.Tears fluttering down.

"I...I'm sick of crying, don't...don't dig my heart."

The child never imagined that he was so disobedient and sneaked here to pay his respects. He just wanted to ask the kind-hearted Huang Daxian to help him cure his crying problem, but he didn't want to provoke such a terrible evil spirit.

"Ok you ass!"

Gu Yunchu was also so angry that he hugged the child and kicked the big ghost hard.Then tell the child.

"Don't listen to this bad guy's nonsense, we are here, he will never harm you. Don't be afraid, it's okay to cry, people in the world always have their own shortcomings, no one is perfect, try to correct it, and accept your own shortcomings Imperfection is the norm in the world. Although I am lively and smart now, I also had a lot of shortcomings when I was young."

System sister Siyuyan: ... Lively and smart, I didn't see it, but I did see the narcissism that sees every stitch.

The child was attracted by Gu Yunchu's words, sobbing.

"Did you...were you also a crybaby when you were young?"

Gu Yunchu paused.In the end, I chose to tell the truth.

"Not really. When I was little, I was usually the one who beat other kids to tears."

After all, there are many children in the orphanage, and there are always a few bear children who like to make things happen.But she has been the king of children since she was a child, and has many playmates, so these brats would bully her playmates eight out of ten times they committed crimes.

She was just in elementary school and rushed forward with her fists raised, yelling, "If you dare to break my sister's wings, I will definitely destroy your entire heaven!" 'Then beat up those brats.

child:……

People eavesdropping on the sidelines: ...

Gu Yunchu coughed. "Hey, anyway, you know, no one in the world is without flaws, no matter how much you love to cry, it must be better than the flaw of always beating people to cry when I was young, right?"

Gu Yunchu's move was counter-comforting.Let the child sniff his nose and think about it seriously. Although his little head doesn't understand many things, he still knows which one is worse, the one who loves to cry or the one who likes to make people cry.

Finally, as if he had figured it out, he nodded seriously.

"I only cry mine, I don't hit them. I'm not that bad."

By this they were obviously referring to his little friend who accused him of crying.

Gu Yunchu pretended not to hear the last sentence, and pointed Jiangshan calmly.

"That's right, so if other kids talk about you next time, just say, you only cry for yourself and don't bully anyone else, it's better than other bad kids who like to beat people up and cry. Such a smart kid If this is the reason, I will like to play with you."

The child opened his tearful eyes, as if he had suddenly realized that he was being taught.

Ao Yan; & Chen Su: Although Gu Yunchu solved the child's knot in a few words and gave him a way to make friends, but they always feel that something is wrong, is it an illusion?

On the ground was tied a big strong ghost like a caterpillar pupae.

"Since the matter has been discussed, can you let me go? I am the judge of the underworld, and you have no right to arrest me!"

"The judge of the underworld?"

Gu Yunchu put down the coaxed child and asked him to stand a little further away, then walked over by himself, looking coldly at the big ghost on the ground.

"You are a guy who is wanted by the underworld, how dare you say such a thing? We have no right to arrest you, so what if we arrest you? Maybe we will send you to the underworld now, and the underworld will give you more money." We're rewarding you! Don't you think so? Judge Lu?"

The big ghost on the ground, Judge Lu, turned pale with fright.

"how do you know……"

"Because I met Zhu Erdan and his wife not long ago."

Gu Yunchu sneered: "In fact, I didn't recognize you at the first sight. After all, the wooden statue in the palace of Hades is too ugly. Except for the same blue face and red beard, the rest is not very similar to you, but your superior attitude , and the method of poaching people's hearts and changing heads if they disagree with each other, I recognized it immediately."

Judge Lu: "Zhu Erdan? What happened to him?"

Gu Yunchu: "He and his wife are very good. They got their heart and head back in exchange, and happily returned to their original life. Now it's time to bring you, the culprit, to justice!"

This was a good thing, but Judge Lu roared angrily.

"Okay, Zhu Erdan betrayed me! An ungrateful person!"

Not to mention Gu Yunchu, even Ao Yan felt incredible after hearing this.

"You exchanged Zhu Erdan's innocent heart with a rotten literary heart, and now he is just getting it back. How dare you still have the face to call him betrayal and ungrateful?"

Ao Yan said that he had never seen such a brazen person!

But Judge Lu had his own explanation.

"It was Zhu Erdan who suffered from his own stupidity and couldn't write beautiful articles. I changed him a literary heart, so that he could speak well from now on, and I changed his wife's head with a daughter of a high-ranking official, so that the high-ranking official recognized him. If his wife is a goddaughter, then Zhu Erdan will definitely receive more support in the future, and it is not a dream that he will rise to the top since then, not only did he not thank me, he even revealed my whereabouts to you, which is naturally ungrateful!"

He struggled desperately, and looked at Gu Yunchu righteously.

"I will be wanted by the underworld, all because of him, but he is so ungrateful, you want to harm me because of such a villain, I don't accept it! I don't accept it!"

He said this with full of air, as if he was really a poor ghost who was wanted by the hell because of this incident and stabbed in the back by his friend because he helped his friend.

When Chen Su, who didn't know it, frowned slightly when he heard this.Still wondering if there is something hidden in this?

But Gu Yunchu just thought it was funny, and kicked Judge Lu like a gourd rolling a few times.

"It's a little chick hatching an egg, you're pretending to be your mother!"

"If we really only know a little about it, we would have been fooled by you. Unfortunately, we don't need you to know as much as we do!"

Gu Yunchu's eyes were full of sneers.

"What are you talking about helping Zhu Erdan? If you treated him as a friend and sincerely helped him, would you open his chest without saying hello, and exchange his innocent heart with a tattered black heart? It's really funny. Who makes friends without hope? The other party has a good character, even thieves and bandits don’t want their friends to be black-hearted, but you have a strong taste, don’t you? I don’t like to have a friend with a pure heart, but I like to have a black-hearted friend?”

"As for you being wanted by the underworld because of him? It's just a joke. You're wanted clearly because you were an unjust official and got involved in the turmoil of buying and selling officials. You don't do any good things, but you accept bribes, oppress good people, and do evil. Do it over and over."

The more Gu Yunchu spoke, the angrier he became, and he stepped on Judge Lu's head.

"Is the judge amazing? Is it amazing to be able to use magic spells? Zhu Erdan and Mrs. Zhu are born with flesh and blood, where do you have the right to change your heart if you want to change your heart, and change your head if you want to change your head? To be honest, it seems that you like it so much Changing things on other people's bodies, I really wonder if you have changed your butt to your neck long ago, otherwise how could you do such a mindless thing?!"

Chen Su let out a muffled laugh.

I just feel that Gu Yunchu's words are getting worse and worse, but...she likes it.

Judge Lu was scolded bloody by Gu Yunchu, but he couldn't be happier.

"Who are you, to know so many things?"

"You don't need to know that."

Gu Yunchu looked down at him coldly.

"Now you just need to tell us, where did those frog monsters come from? Who told you to use wild grass to harm people, and besides... you should know Yinbaicheng, right?"

Judge Lu's pupils shrank.

She knows, she knows everything!

"I do not know."

Gu Yunchu's eyes turned cold.

"Your bad acting won't do me any good. It won't do you any good to keep talking."

Chen Su threw the small sword in his hand, and the small sword immediately flew to Judge Lu and stuck to his neck, as if if he said another nonsense, he would be decapitated immediately.

Judge Lu trembled for a moment. Although he used to be a judge of the underworld, and although he had seen many lives and deaths, he hadn't cultivated any fearless spirit of generosity to die.

After all, he had already died once and became a judge made by ghosts.

There is a saying that it is far more difficult to go to death knowing the pain of death than to go to death without understanding death, because the ignorant is fearless. Judge Lu died once and has seen too many deaths in the underworld. He is far more difficult than many people. Know how painful it is to die.

What's more, the other party is not an ordinary person. If he is beaten out of his wits, he will really lose everything, and there will be no chance of reincarnation in the world.

Chen Su was keenly aware of Judge Lu's fear of death. With a slight movement of his hand, the small sword moved immediately, and the stinky ghost blood immediately slid from Judge Lu's neck to the ground.

"No no no! Don't kill me!"

The cold touch and the shadow of death made Judge Lu's teeth chatter.

"I said... I said, I can tell you anything, just please don't kill me!"

It's neat to change someone else's head and heart without saying hello, but if it's your turn, would you be afraid of having a greasy neck?

Contempt flashed in Gu Yunchu's eyes.And then that scorn turned into disappointment.

Because Judge Lu didn't know much, he only knew that those frog monsters had Yin Baicheng as their backer, and he also vaguely sensed that the other party used reckless grass to harm people, not just to make room for the ghosts who bought officials.

Not long ago, he got online with Yin Baicheng. In order to please Yin Baicheng, he wanted to take away Zhu Erdan's innocent heart and give it to Yin Baicheng. But at this time, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan made a scene in the underworld. Seeing that the situation was not good, Yin Baicheng immediately slipped away.

This contact time is not enough for Judge Lu to know about Yin Baicheng.He would appear here because he was keenly aware that only Yin Baicheng could save him, so he found the group of frog monsters along the way, hoping that the other party would recommend him, but Yin Baicheng didn't want to see him. Tell him, let him do things with those little monsters first.

It can be said that Judge Lu has seen Yin Baicheng more times than Gu Yunchu!

Gu Yunchu simply hated that iron could not be made into steel.

Damn, I thought I caught a big one, but I didn't want to interrogate a lonely one!

As a brave migrant worker, he doesn't even know the color of his boss's underpants.Do you still want to get promoted and raise your salary?

You ghost, what a failure!

At this moment, a thin voice came.

"I know the origin of those frog demons."

Gu Yunchu and the others immediately turned their heads to look, and saw a weasel in the grass looking at them with black eyes, and there seemed to be wounds and blood on its abdomen.This is the Huang Daxian who was almost beaten to death after being robbed of the house by Judge Lu.

She obviously hated Judge Lu deeply, as the saying goes that the enemy of an enemy is a friend, she peeked in the grass for a long time before finally showing up.

"Five hundred miles from here, there is a temple for the frog god. Most of the frog demons in the Hanshui area are connected with the frog god. Many of them are the direct blood of the frog god."

"Frog God?"

"Frog God?"

Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan spoke in unison.

That day Gu Yunchu tracked down the banshee Yulan and got a clue, maybe Yin Baicheng and the others hid all the materials for body remodeling with the Frog God.

Could it be that the frog god in the words is this frog god?

They looked at each other tacitly, and their eyes were full of joy that they finally found a useful clue.

Little did they know, not far away, Chen Su was also looking at them with a smile on his lips.

The tacit understanding of friendship between the two is becoming more and more obvious, and she doesn't know when she will be able to pierce the window paper. At that time, she will not only eat wedding candy, but also appreciate it. Yan Chixia was so shocked that her eyeballs fell out the sight!