Wutai's happiness lies in persecution

The world is false. On the sky covered by thin clouds, there are unreadable words that hide the truth.

This is a scene that only Gojo Satoru can see.

Would anyone else in the world know about it besides him?

It's a good question, but he intends to tear the world apart first, to see the so-called "truth" before considering other issues.

"Fake things don't have to exist, do they? Jay."

After asking the other party to take care of the students, Gojo Satoru said goodbye to his friend and embarked on a journey to Yokohama.

Yokohama is very close to him, just a few teleports away.

But he had never set foot in this land before.

Yokohama is shrouded in the enchantment of "God", there is no magic spirit, and the power of the non-supernatural system is suppressed.

"But now it looks very similar to paper paste, maybe it will be as easy to tear as paper."

Gojo Satoru looked up at the sky, and confidently set foot on this land where the truth of the world is hidden.

Then the world changed drastically, and the situation changed.

Gojo Satoru, who was able to destroy the world with his bare hands just now, has now become a pitiful, helpless and weak cat.

Gojo Satoru meowed angrily for a while, but it was just impotent and furious, and the world consciousness started to pretend to be dead and ignored him after doing bad things.He's also only barely learning how to be a cat.

His current appearance was reflected on the black glass of the building in front of him.

With ice-blue big almond eyes, snow-white soft long hair without any variegation, round ear tips, and a big fluffy tail, she must be a first-class beauty in the cat world.

Only the owner of this piece of land is barely qualified to raise him for a while.

Five cats and cats thought so.

Then he was chased away by the gatekeepers.

The young strong man wearing black sunglasses seemed to be blind, and he also made a fierce expression on such a cute kitten, and even wanted to beat him with a stick.

Others also had the "I'm just an emotionless security guard" look.

When he can become a human, kill all these people.

The five cats were forced to start a life of wandering. Fortunately, other people in this city are not blind. They can't hold back his beauty, even if he doesn't let others touch him and just stands on a high place reservedly. Someone bought him dried fish.

And when he stares at the Daifuku candies, small cakes and rough snacks in other people's hands, the other party will offer him respectfully.

And no one will guard against a cute kitty, so he gets all the news he needs in no time.

There are three leading forces in this city, namely the Port Mafia, the Armed Detective Agency and the Supernatural Secret Service.

He has heard of the port mafia, because this force has expanded to the entire Kanto, including Tokyo of course. It permeates various fields, including armaments, politics, and even navigation control that are not allowed by various countries.

It is a huge black organization that can challenge the country.

Osamu Dazai, the leader of the port mafia who built such a dark empire in a short period of time, frequently appeared in the mouths of various people who were going to assassinate him.

Gojo Satoru didn't see those people a second time.

But it was such a tyrant-like character who actually tolerated the existence of the Armed Detective Agency and the Supernatural Secret Service.

The "truth" is in the hands of that person.

Wujo Satoru takes a positive attitude towards this.

But how to approach each other is really a big problem.

The big white cat showed a humanized sadness on its face, and passers-by couldn't help but put the taiyaki in their hands into the bowl in front of him.

A handsome and stable Sanhua jumped up and landed not far from him, and got a vigilant look.

After a brief moment of silence, Natsume Soseki meowed calmly.

【Come with me. 】

It is rare to meet a cat that can express its meaning normally and looks very intelligent. Gojo Satoru happily picked up his bowl and followed him away.

After entering a remote small house, he watched the other party change from a cat to a human.

Five cats: "Meow meow!"

【How did you do it! 】

Natsume Soseki: "Becoming a cat is my ability. For you, it may not be of any reference."

The five cats hung their heads sadly.

"But I can send you to Osamu Dazai. His ability is to eliminate all the abilities that come into contact with him. It may be useful to you."

Gojo Satoru raised his head in surprise.

Sure enough, good-looking luck is not too bad!

After going through various rigorous inspections, Gojo Satoru was packed in a transparent cat bag and sent to the office of the head of the port mafia.

This is an empty office with only gloomy tones and almost pure black. Even the floor-to-ceiling windows are covered in black, and no light can come in.

It is full of the breath of death.

Normal people staying in such an environment would probably go crazy.

But the thin young man on the dark seat, wearing a red scarf and wrapping his eyes with bandages, adapted well to this. His aura was more terrifying and gloomy than death.

But he looks good when he smiles, with a bit of playfulness in his gentleness.

"Ah, I actually sent a cat to me. It looks even cuter than I imagined."

Despite tolerating the other two forces in the three-quarter concept, the relationship between Dazai Osamu and Natsume Soseki is not good.

He didn't have the stamina or time to figure it out slowly, he just wanted to finish things as quickly as possible without any mistakes.

It doesn't matter if it's bloody or brutal.

Unexpectedly, the other party would give him a cat, and he even called it "the spring is cold, you need a cat to cover your hands".

The cat that was sent was indeed fluffy, and it must be good for covering hands, and it didn't make any noise or panic because of the gloomy atmosphere here, which seemed very easy.

"Then give it to me."

Osamu Dazai reached out and picked up the cat, whose color was completely opposite to that of the room, sat back on his chair, put the cat on his lap, and continued working.

The five cats who were still hesitating whether to accept the other party's behavior of stroking the cat just now: "..."

Sure enough, everyone here is cold-blooded and ruthless after learning from your boss! ! !

With such a big and beautiful cat on your lap, you don't want to play with me, and only care about work!

He stretched out his paw angrily, intending to scratch the other party, but he heard the other party say: "If you disturb my work, I will throw you out immediately."

He lowered his head and licked his paws as if nothing had happened, and his big brush-like tail swept the opponent's knees twice.

Satisfied, Osamu Dazai stuffed a cold hand into the fur of the cat's belly to cover it, and signed the document with one hand.

Wujo Satoru, who was frozen by a body temperature that was not human-like, told himself to be patient, and then he endured for dozens of hours.

The robot still needs to be charged, and this person doesn't blink his eyes when he works.

And unlike a person like him who can heal himself with the inversion technique at any time and expel physical fatigue, Osamu Dazai gets rid of those bluffing names. people.

It seems that it cannot be said to be ordinary. If the same physical condition is placed on ordinary people, they would have died long ago.

Although becoming a cat and unable to use spells, Gojo Satoru's six eyes are still working.

Even the heartbeat of this person seemed very still, and he didn't know what was supporting him to live and work endlessly.

People who are greedy for power and like to dominate others will not be like this.

On this day, Osamu Dazai finally put down his work and started to do other things.

After sending everyone out, he took a book from a locked drawer.

The words written on the white cover were exactly the same as what Gojo Satoru saw in the sky.He couldn't help but turned from slumping over his stomach to sitting up, staring at the book intently.

"The 'book' records the reality of the world, and if the words written in the book are logical, they will become reality." Osamu Dazai said with a smile, and when the cat stretched its paws to scratch the book, he added the first half of the sentence flatly, " This is not a book, it's just a prop to project the contents of the book."

Because it is just a stand-alone projection, the energy structure can be locked inside the ordinary book pages, so that it cannot be directly touched by him.

Gojo Satoru retracted his paw regretfully, pressed a page with his flesh pad, and read the content on it.

[Whether you are on the side of killing people or helping others, there will be nothing beyond your expectations, something that can fill the loneliness in your heart, does not exist anywhere in this world, and you will always wander in In the dark. 】

"This is what my friend said to me. Ah...he in this world doesn't regard me as a friend, but it doesn't matter. He is alive and trying to write novels, although he seems to be hesitating and doesn't know how to write. "

"Do you think it's because 'the world is false'?"

"The false also has meaning. After breaking away from all the tracks of 'fate', he will one day become real. The book will definitely be written."

"It's just that I can't wait for that time."

Osamu Dazai began to read the pages of "Sakunosuke Oda" over and over again, unknowingly and painfully. When he read it, the bloody anger in his body rarely faded away, and there was a slight smile on his lips, like Like a child reading a favorite book.

Gojo Satoru has never seen such a lunatic in his 28 years of life.

"Then I'm going to sleep for a while, I hope I have friends in my dream."

The fragments of memory from other Osamu Dazai obtained because of the text of the "book" are his pain and the only visible moonlight in his life.

The black king of Yokohama closed his eyes for a nap, his cat covered the harmful white paper on the table with its big soft white tail, and gently licked his cheek.

The false world may be necessary for its existence.

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand to push the cat, and said with disgust, "Go and play by yourself."

Gojo Satoru: ...

Depressedly, he flicked the bastard with his tail, picked up the book and jumped on the sofa, flipping through it.

The book automatically displays content related to him.

He read it for about 3 minutes, then closed the book at once, and swung his paw to the ground.

He declared: This world is real! ! !

At least people are alive and there are not so many bad things (.)

This book is really harmful. He only started to understand Osamu Dazai after reading it for 3 minutes.

Osamu Dazai, who was disturbed by the sound of the book falling to the ground just after falling asleep, slowly clenched his fists, and after a hundred postures of abandoning a cat in his mind, he slowly calmed down and planned to sleep for a while.

Then the door of the office was kicked open.

"Osamu Dazai, do you have the consciousness that you want your life a little bit more? By sending everyone out, do you want to create opportunities for others to murder in a secret room?"

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was on an urgent mission and hurried back, walked in angrily, saw something, and cursed.

"This is how you talk to the leader..." Osamu Dazai, who also became irritable, raised his head and was also stunned.

Fuck there's a man with no clothes on on his couch!

Gojo Satoru, who finally transformed back, sat cross-legged on the sofa without any shyness, and raised his hand to greet them: "Hi."

Osamu Dazai said calmly, "I didn't find a man to fool around in the office, it's just my cat."

In Osamu Dazai's 22-year life, it was the first time that such a completely unexpected thing happened.

It's not that he didn't realize that the cat is very smart and understands human nature, but he is overconfident in his abilities. This cat is also very childish and playful, mischievous and coquettish.

Even if he sent someone disguised as a cat to kill him, he wouldn't be so stupid.

Unexpectedly, people really changed.

After all, the other party was his former partner and current subordinate, Nakahara Nakaya, after a brief mockery, planned to deal with the accident.

Didn't think it could be dealt with.

If Osamu Dazai hadn't been here, the two of them would have torn down the port mafia headquarters, and it would have been impossible to tell the winner.

And soon the battle stopped, because the door of the office was broken, other subordinates rushed over and saw Nakahara Chuya fighting with a beautiful man without clothes in the chief's office.

In fact, there have always been rumors about Nakahara Chuya and the leader within the organization, especially after Nakahara Chuya stayed by Dazai Osamu's side for a long time to ensure his safety.

This white-haired man is on par with Mr. Chuya, he is also good-looking, tight, and naked, they can't help but start to make up their minds.

Maybe the leader felt that Mr. Chuya was not enough as a tool person, so while the other party was on a mission, he used his beauty to seduce a new tool person and came back. He planned to carry out shameless prostitution activities in the office during the day, but was caught Worried about him in his heart, Mr. Nakaya, who hurried back after finishing the task, caught the rape on the spot.

Osamu Dazai's headaches caused by long-term mental activity and lack of rest became more serious because of this scene. Before more and more people saw this scene, he stopped in time and admitted Gojo Satoru's identity on the spot: "Yes, This is my home."

It's normal for a mafia leader to have a lover, even though this little lover doesn't look small, and it doesn't seem like he would be a lover.But as long as this matter is put on Osamu Dazai, it will be very convincing.

Forced to admit something that doesn't exist, Osamu Dazai was not in the mood to pick up the book that fell on the floor and left without saying a word in this office that was beaten so hard that he couldn't see his original face.

Gojo Satoru took a big coat from the closet, put it on, and followed him.

Zhong Yuan, who felt that he had beaten a lonely man, also stayed behind to deal with the aftermath, cursing.

Osamu Dazai returned to the big villa of the leader, which was left to him by Mori Ogai. It was a brand new villa, and he hadn't been here once in four years.

No one set foot in the house except the cleaners.

But he didn't really want to go in, it was just that he had nowhere to go.

With an indifferent mood, he stepped into the house.

Then from the corner of the eye, I caught a glimpse of a certain white hair walking in naturally.

Oh, there is still one person that has not been dealt with.

"What are you doing?"

Osamu Dazai smiled coldly.

Gojo Satoru, who turned back into a human and regained his power, said frivolously, "Fulfill your duty as a little lover."

Who would have thought that the other party would actually take his words.

"It's not impossible."

When Gojo Satoru realized it, he had completely taken off his clothes.

The other party was still hanging up the coat slowly.

The cold and sharp attire of the mafia boss faded away, revealing a tall and thin figure of a young man. Although he was born tall, he was too thin.

Gojo Satoru was thinking about the beautiful collarbone covered under the bandage, but at the same time he was a little worried that this fragile body bone had not been created by others.

He didn't mean to stop there, there's nothing wrong with taking a joke seriously, is there?

Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes, thinking about the gap between the two, not thinking too much about the possibility that the other party would let him go, and then quickly decided to lie flat.

Well, anyway, I'm already tired enough to just lie down, there's no need to fight with the other party and hurt myself because of this kind of thing.

Gojo Satoru watched helplessly as Osamu Dazai took off his jacket, vest, tie, tie, and shirt. Under the shirt was a layer of bandage that needed to be rolled slowly.

He doesn't want to act like a pervert, but now he reasonably suspects that the other party is deliberately drying him out, the milk tea has to be cooled at this time, okay?

He reached out and grabbed Osamu Dazai's wrist, dragged him onto the bed, then pulled the bandage over his eyes, bowed his head and kissed him.

It's an annoyed smell, but also very sweet.

Probably because it has a sweet tooth even if it becomes a cat.

Osamu Dazai frowned after being bitten off his lip by someone in a disorderly way, stretched out his hand to pull the hair on the back of Wujo Goto with a bit of disgust, and raised his head to actively demonstrate and guide.

However, the other party seemed to be even more excited because of this, and directly tore the bandage around his neck.

Where is the cat raised here, it must be a dog.

A certain person who is very good at making progress sees Dazai Osamu's expression of "this person is so annoying", and immediately said unhappily: "What kind of expression do you have? Isn't it a happy thing to do with me?"

Osamu Dazai smiled slightly: "Shouldn't you please me at this time?"

Gojo Satoru slowly picked up the setting of his big brother and little lover, and warmly entertained the other party.

Although a certain guy still looks lifeless even at this time, there is also an indescribable beauty in a withered flower.

After the hearty exercise, he vented his emotions a lot, exhaustion and drowsiness spread all over his limbs, and Osamu Dazai, who was finally able to sleep, happily decided to think about killing Gojo Satoru when he woke up tomorrow.

The matter of the book can only be known by two people, and these two people should not be him and Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru, who didn't know that he was already on the death list, picked up Dazai Osamu's cell phone and called Xia Youjie.

"I'm going to get married and raise a wife, Jie, take care of your children, and let you sit at the main table then."

Xia Youjie on the other end of the phone: "...Didn't you say that you are going to find the truth of the world? How did you find someone?"

"I suddenly felt that it's good to be fake, as long as people are real. Not much to say, my wife is sleeping."

Then I hung up the phone and deleted the record.

Xia Youjie on the phone: "..."

After waking up, the recording resumed and Osamu Dazai listened to the monitor: "..."

From raising cats to raising people, it is not without benefits.

At least Zhongyuan Zhong no longer needs to be responsible for his safety, and all kinds of security can be withdrawn.

It is not an exaggeration to say a word.

Gojo Satoru without him is invincible.

Six-eyed sees everything. People who are 800 meters away will be discovered as soon as they put on the gun. The no-lower-limit technique can even avoid all accidents, and the reversal technique can heal itself without stopping.

Durable than machines.

Although he is straightforward and cute in character, he also has extraordinary sensitivity and is not easy to deceive.

After much deliberation, letting the other party die in one's own bed is actually the best solution.

Osamu Dazai put this strange idea aside, took a gun and asked Gojo Satoru, who was eating candy and playing with his mobile phone, "Can I kill you?"

Gojo Satoru raised his head and glanced at him: "You shoot, I won't hide."

Osamu Dazai pulled the trigger, and the bullet stopped at a distance of about a foot in front of Gojo Satoru, who couldn't get any closer.

And his meaningless attempt this time led to being dragged by the other party to eat double lunch together.

What Gojo Satoru called Xia Youjie was really no joke. He insisted on the great cause of "raising a wife" to the end.

He forced the other party to eat three meals a day, and he had to eat even if he vomited.He also forced Osamu Dazai to work from nine to five, and dragged people away when the time was up.He even read health-preserving books, hoping to change someone's body that was riddled with holes.

No one can stop him at all, except Chuya Nakahara, he only needs to let go of Dazai for a second to solve them all.

Osamu Dazai felt that this person was the devil who was sent to stop his plan. If the other party continued to follow this level of attention, he probably wouldn't be able to make it to the top floor when the time came for him to pack up and prepare to jump off the building.

Falling asleep to Gojo Satoru is definitely the most regrettable thing he has ever done in his life! ! !

Depressed, Osamu Dazai walked into the bar, ordered a glass of vodka with ice, and then thought about where the plot was going.

What the hell, from spring to summer, he didn't think of paying attention to the detective agency.

He only works eight hours a day, which is only enough for him to deal with official duties, and the rest of the time is used to deal with Wujo Wu.

With a long sigh, Osamu Dazai suddenly heard familiar footsteps behind him.

He had heard it thousands of times in his dreams, and what other Osamu Dazai wished he could hear, was someone's footsteps.

The familiar yet unfamiliar person sat down two seats away from him and ordered a glass of beer from the bartender.

Osamu Dazai hadn't figured out how to greet the other party when he heard familiar footsteps again.

Gojo Satoru, who had promised to give him a private space half an hour ago, came in and sat next to him, propping up the bar with his hands arrogantly, looked at Oda Sakunosuke unceremoniously, and sneered: "You are nothing more than that .I can’t see where it’s worth him to sleep and forget food and die.”

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Oda Sakunosuke, who had no idea what was going on: "..."

In order to prevent someone from saying something even weirder, Osamu Dazai pulled away Gojo Satoru and said to Oda Saku: "I'm just kidding, his brain is not very good, please don't worry about it."

Wujo Wu was furious: "You still scolded me because of him!"

He didn't want to drink anymore, Osamu Dazai just wanted to escape from this planet with Gojo Sato overnight, but considering the other party's character of destroying the world if he went crazy, he let out a long sigh and dragged him away.

"Are you considering dying in love with me?"

On the way, Osamu Dazai sincerely invited Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru kissed him without the slightest hesitation and said, "What are you talking about, you want to live a long life with me."

When there is no other way, people always have to bow their heads to reality.

At least the strongest off-the-shelf is here, and there is no need to spend time cultivating it.

Osamu Dazai comforted himself in this way, and handed over the port mafia to Chuya Nakahara.

"Goodbye Chuya, I don't think the mafia life is suitable for me, so I plan to become a teacher. I don't need to say thank you, I hope the port mafia can thrive in your hands."

Whenever Chuya Nakahara worked overtime until late at night because he couldn't finish processing the documents, he would pick up this letter and scold Osamu Dazai.

And those who were scolded by him have already lived the life of a teacher who teaches and educates, destroying others, no, tirelessly teaching.Dazai Osamu and Wujo Wuxiayoujie contracted the first, second and third grades of the Tokyo school together, that is to say, although the students will go to higher education, the devil will never be absent.

When interviewed, every Tokyo school student who reached the level of a first-class magician before graduation cried and said that they honed themselves voluntarily, and their teachers are the best teachers in the world. Thanks are in order of grade Yes, regardless of front and back.