Wutai's happiness lies in persecution

Ever since Osamu Dazai and Gojo Satoru got together, the sky was blue and the water was clear, the curse spirits did not dare to be demons, and the society became more harmonious.

So Gojo Satoru lived a leisurely life as a teacher with 996 holidays.

On Halloween, the two changed into fox demon (zai) and cat demon (wtw) costumes, and blended into the crowd of teenagers in Shibuya as if nothing had happened, and squeezed forward with the excited girls to watch the excitement.

It is said that the Suzuki Foundation will publicly display the precious gem "Evil Eye" that is very suitable for Halloween in the street ahead.

The Kaitou Kidd, who is very popular among teenagers, has issued a notice a few days ago to steal the Devil's Eye in full view.

The two people who found this exciting and had bad intentions squeezed into the front row, and looked at the gemstone display stand when the dazzling lights suddenly turned on.

Inside was an eyeball-sized purple gemstone with golden vertical cracks.

The security guards guarding it were lured away by tricks, and the sophisticated protective equipment was also opened by a strange thief dressed as a magician who had obtained the password.

"Then—the jewel 'Devil's Eye', I will accept it!" The young man's demeanor was like a gentleman's, with a smug smile on his lips, a bit wicked, but playful and handsome.

Even if he is stealing, he is so handsome and cute that people can forgive him.

Just when he was about to lift the cover to take away the gemstone, something happened suddenly—a second person suddenly appeared on the empty booth, holding the cover with his hands.

The uninvited guest was also dressed in white with a white cape and a white magic hat covering one eye.

The audience who was finally able to see the scene on the stage hallucinated two Kaitou Kidds and exclaimed.

Leaving one hand to press the glass cover, Gogol turned around, took off his hat with the other hand and saluted the audience, saying enthusiastically, "It's not a magician or a monster, but a clown~"

Although a certain clown is dressed as a clown, the makeup on his face is only the eyes, which is not only not funny, but also very handsome.

Some young people who looked at their faces and spoke immediately screamed.

Kuroba Kaito almost screamed as he looked at the hand that was completely empty from the wrist.

A few seconds ago, this hand was still in someone's hand, so how could it have its own thoughts?

As a skilled magician and disguiser, he judged that it was a real hand, but the scene was so strange that he was not sure if it was magic that he couldn't see. He tried to remove the glass cover as usual, took the things and left.

The strength of this hand is amazing.

He might have run into a madman with superpowers.

Kuroba Kaito came to a sad conclusion and planned to run away first.

The security guards will not let them stare at the gems here just because they are good-looking.

Fortunately, there are always brave people in this world, a strange thief and monsters come to compete for gems.

The white-haired cat-eared young man with ghost runes painted on his clothes jumped onto the stage, and he also turned around to greet the crowd: "Hi, I am the white cat monster that is limited today!"

The crowd screamed again.

Adolescent girls always have a special love for handsome guys.

Gojo Satoru, who was very satisfied with the effect of the show, raised his hand and hit Gogol in the face. Immediately, the audience rang out the advice of "slapping people not in the face" and "good guys show mercy".

The scene was full of demons dancing wildly at one point, and Gem, who was supposed to be the protagonist, felt very unwilling.

So it started to glow.

The three overly handsome men present (including Dazai in the audience) were sent to another world.

Shibuya, the station, the dead reformed humans and traces of battle, and——Gojo Satoru who was attracted by the prison gate.

"Hahahaha Gojo Satoru, you have today too!" Dazai Osamu made a happy voice, took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the trapped person.

The white cat next to him made a disgusted voice: "It's really useless."

Gojo Satoru:?

Fake Xia Youjie:? ?

Onlookers curse spirit:? ? ?

The situation is not right, why is there a Wujo Satoru sealed, and who is this guy who is taking pictures?

Satisfied, Osamu Dazai put away his phone, walked over to hold the fake Xia Youjie's hand and said, "I've always been optimistic about it, but I didn't expect that you really have the ability to lead a kind curse spirit to seal the evil Wujou."

If it weren't for the attention being drawn to him, he would be happy to watch Ron Suo make trouble.

They really should let the brains in their world who are still struggling to pick up garbage for the world's environmental protection have a look at this magnificent scene.

Ah, maybe the other party has seen it before, after all, the resurrected him doesn't look very original.

The fake Xia Youjie maintained his smirk: "You know me?"

"We know each other. In my world, we used to have a very friendly cooperation."

Osamu Dazai withdrew his hand and pulled out a folding fan to cover his face, only revealing a pair of beautiful and cunning eyes. The ancient costume matched with the very realistic fox ears on his head, like a big fox in the deep mountains transformed into a noble son to visit the world at night. .

"How could you let go of a treasured curse spirit like me~"

Real person: "Wow~"

Fake Xia Youjie: "Who is the one who came with you?"

Osamu Dazai: "My boyfriend."

His boyfriend teleported over and held Kusuo's hand: "Hello, hello, I'm Gojo Satoru."

Fake Xia Youjie:!

Onlookers curse spirit:! !

Gojo Satoru who was attracted by the prison gate: "Wow."

Taking advantage of their shock, Osamu Dazai ran to the front of the prison gate, supported the prison gate with one hand, and handed it to the other party with the other.

The prison gate, which claims to be able to lock anything, got stuck, and even started to feel sick.

From where the person touches the fabric of the steady cycle of mana becomes disorganized, and the energy dissipates.

In order to keep itself, it began to repel Gojo Satoru who was about to suck it in.

Gojo Satoru took Dazai Osamu's hand smoothly and stood up, ignoring the murderous eyes of his other self, and asked sincerely, "Can I touch your ear?"

The clothes of the two of them were sent by Yuyihu, and they were enchanted with magic, making them look like monsters from appearance to breath, and their ears were just like real ones.

Looking at it makes people very rua impulsive.

"No." The guy who answered him was a guy who couldn't control himself and wanted to tear him apart. The other guy pulled back his partner's hand, his face smelled like death, "I'm here, why are you holding someone else?"

In order to avoid appearing in the public, I beat myself, Osamu Dazai skillfully pointed the air outlet at Soso.

"Send you two Wujowu, thank you."

Yan Suo:? ? ?

The scene afterwards was very chaotic for a while, because some two white hairs hurt each other while picking up the odds and ends, the energy concentration made the world consciousness highly vigilant, and immediately kicked out the outsider.

Gogol, who dodged the space teleportation, stared blankly at the familiar yet unfamiliar world for a while, but found that he could not contact Tosi.

Things seem to be blowing up a bit, but maybe this is new freedom?

The world consciousness of the last world seems to be not very smart, and what was sent to them was not the world they were in.

The two stood in the auditorium of the racetrack, and the scene of "Osamu Dazai was brutally arrested watching the game" was happening in the first two rows.

"Hahaha Dazai, you have today too!"

Gojo Satoru took out his phone and started taking pictures.

Wu Jingzai who is being arrested:?

Tiaoye Caiju, who was catching people and just finished taunting them:?

Osamu Dazai with a stiff smile but maintaining his demeanor: "...Isn't it normal for me to be arrested? After all, everyone in the prison is talented, and the prison is very safe. I was very happy when I entered the prison."

Wu Jingzai immediately said: "Did you hear that, Mr. Police Officer, arrest him too."

Tiaoye Caiju also smiled: "I just need to catch Osamu Dazai and bring him back."

Naturally, it couldn't be the one protected by the object.

Osamu Dazai watched them leave with a smile, and took Gojo Satoru to kill Sakurachi, the source of all evil.

It's the same old insane suicide.

When the world consciousness found something wrong, Dazai Osamu was acting to the people of the Armed Detective Agency, "There is no way to hide the matter now, I am actually a vixen, this is my target cat demon, I hope you can cherish us When Fukuzawa Yukichi was about to agree to the drama of raising animals, the two of them disappeared.

This time, I still couldn't return to the original world.

And the age is wrong.

There are scorched earth and bones everywhere, abandoned farmland, and traces of monsters raging.

From the costumes of the villagers who hurried away, Osamu Dazai guessed that this was the Warring States Period.

"So we should find someone to fight and change the world next?"

Wujo Satoru gave a simple, rude, fast and effective solution.

In this way, you can always change to the correct one.

Osamu Dazai: "Wouldn't that be too good?"

Gojo Satoru exposed him mercilessly: "Even if you cover your face with a fan and bend your eyes, it will betray your happiness."

"This afternoon, you still praised me for looking good in this dress."

"It's really nice, but you're obviously a bad fox."

Osamu Dazai was slightly dissatisfied: "Can't you put on your love filter and think I'm a good boy?"

"No." Gojo Satoru shook his head, and when the other party raised his eyebrows, he leaned forward and kissed him through the fan, "I just like you when you are so cute."

Contrary to their flirting and sticky appearance, a pair of teenagers and girls came from not far away.

"I've said it eight hundred times, the Jade of the Four Souls is really not on me!"

Higurashi Kagome kicked the stones on the ground cursingly, the strong spiritual power attached to the stones, and directly penetrated the chest of the attacking monster.

Inuyasha didn't have to believe her meaning: "Then how do you explain your ridiculously strong spiritual power, Kikyo is not so strong."

"That's because the bastard who ate the jade of the four souls threw me into some kind of 'quick advanced class for witches', saying that the power obtained through hard work is much better than borrowed external power. Bah!"

Elementary school students can't lie to nonsense such as saying that it will be easy when saving the world in the future, but it is outrageous when things really happen to her.

She just wants to be an ordinary student at all!

Inuyasha said that he couldn't be fooled by this: "How could there be a monster who only eats the jade of the four souls in your body and doesn't eat you by the way, but sends you to study."

"Yes." Osamu Dazai ran to them, pointed at himself and said, "You can praise me for being kind in person."

The kind-hearted Mr. Dazai still didn't get a compliment today, but his annoying dog was repaired by his partner.

"The principles are all interlinked. Whether you are a human or a monster, don't think about taking shortcuts and relying on external forces from evil sects, but work hard on your own."

Inuyasha's eyes widened, as if he didn't expect him to say such shameless words.

Although he is not human, this guy is a real dog.

And Osamu Dazai probably guessed why they appeared here.

It's probably because of this silly, white and sweet world consciousness here, thinking that Kagome Higurashi and the Jade of the Four Souls can follow the main plot if they appear at the same time.

To solve this problem is very simple.

Osamu Dazai suddenly said to Gojo Satoru: "Many monsters here have their own territory, we can visit one by one."

The world consciousness sent them away immediately.

Can't be bothered.

Isn't it just a jade of four souls!

If there is no one, there can be a substitute, the world is broken, who will he cry to!

The two who finally returned to their own world walked side by side on the street late at night. On this special day, the street was still very lively at this time, and most of the "demons and ghosts" in different costumes were unaware that there were real ghosts infiltrating them. their team.

It's just noisy, laughing and walking back and forth.

Osamu Dazai rarely felt the noise of the crowd.

I have even started to think about when the next festival will be.

Probably because he has been able to understand the joy on those people's faces.

"You haven't given me candy today." Wujo Satoru said suddenly with a sense of ceremony.

Osamu Dazai laughed, he was really a good boy at the moment: "Are you going to come into my house and make trouble?"

"I want what I want."

Dazai took him home.