[Quick Transmigration] Heard I'm a bad woman!
Chapter 17 The deformation meter is being staged next door
This time, those who signed up to participate in "XX Metamorphosis" were a pair of cousins who didn't have a good relationship, and a middle school rebellious teenager with dyed red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple and colorful hair.
Each has its own characteristics, and generally speaking, they all have a sense of topic.
As for the two teenagers selected by the program group to carry out "life exchange" with them, they can be regarded as poor and distinctive families in Xiaxi Village.The parents went out to work, leaving a pair of children to live with their elderly grandparents.
The house is next door to Yan Ying's house where there is only one person left.
The distance between the courtyard wall and the courtyard wall is two different worlds.
It's not an exaggerated metaphor, but... Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua are brothers and sisters who are often remembered by Aunt Wang, but in fact life is not good.On the contrary, Mrs. Yan, an old widow, lives with Yan Ying, whose parents are both dead and ordered to die. On the contrary, she lives happily.
The old lady Yan is capable, no matter it is farm work and housework, Yan Ying, on the other hand, can do everything just like Miss Jiao in the past.When removing weeds, weeds can be treated as weeds. When digging with a hoe, you basically greet yourself. Either you cut your hands today or you hurt your feet tomorrow.
The old lady Yan felt distressed again, and gradually Yan Ying became a spoiled Miss Jiao at home, she only cooks and cleans daily, and her life is so comfortable that Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua next door are envious to death.
Wang Xiaoshu is okay, he is a boy after all, and he will not be mean to live in the hands of the typical rural old lady Wang who "loves the youngest son and grandson".
But Wang Xiaohua was different. At the age when she was still unable to walk, she began to work with Aunt Wang and Uncle Wang. After she was five or six years old, the work on the stove basically belonged to Wang Xiaohua.
I remember one time, Wang Xiaohua couldn't stand upright and almost fell into the cauldron. Aunt Wang didn't care about her granddaughter who was about to suffer, but instead cursed and told Wang Xiaohua to have a better life, so that she wouldn't waste a good pot of porridge.
Look, is this something a serious grandma would do?
Anyway, compared to the life of Miss Yanying, the landlord, and Miss Jiajiao, coupled with the sharp contrast in appearance, it is not too hated.
Regardless of the fact that the two families are only separated by a courtyard wall, if there is any movement here, they can be heard. In fact, the relationship is not very close.
Of course, this refers to Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua's unilateral intimacy. In fact, in the eyes of Aunt Wang, Yan Ying is a fairy character, except that her character is a little twisted by the old lady Yan who has already belched. .
Just looking at Yan Ying's figure and face, Mrs. Wang can cook several bowls of big white rice without food.As for the two grandchildren of her family, Heibuliuqiu, it is enough to verbally love each other.
In short, in my memory, Aunt Wang's family next door is pretty good. Compared with other people in the village, Yan Ying is very happy to have Aunt Wang's family as neighbors.
Yan Ying went out at noon, and when it was getting dark, she carried a small bamboo basket on her back, hummed an incoherent tune, and walked slowly on the path leading to the village surrounded by green trees and rolling mountains.
Soon, he walked to the door of the house.
Just as Yan Ying was about to push open the closed courtyard door, she heard Aunt Wang shout. "Xiaoying, what good things did I pick up from the mountain today. The staff of the program group want to collect some wild game from the mountain."
Yan Ying narrowed her eyes slightly, and looked at the staff that Aunt Wang was talking about.
Bald, slightly fat, short stature, average appearance, age 50.
What made Yan Ying very disgusted was that when this middle-aged Ojisang saw her, there was not only surprise but also obscenity in his eyes, a vicious coveted possessiveness.
——Sure enough, the person is too beautiful, but this is not good. Anyone dares to look at him with disgusting eyes.
Yan Ying pursed her lips, and said with a smile: "I want to collect wild game from the mountains, so I go up the mountain to find it myself. If you don't want to, and you want to get something for nothing, then sleep where you are. As long as you sleep and dream, you can think about whatever you want." .”
Bald staff member: "..."
He scratched his ears in disbelief, "What did you say?"
He is an assistant director, who is not respectful to him on weekdays, why did he follow the program team to the backcountry to film "XX Deformation Meter", first met the old village chief who bluntly said that the whole village was poor and hard to find someone, and then met When it comes to the village girl who is beautiful in appearance, but speaks with extreme eccentricity.
The bald assistant director was speechless, and suddenly fell to a trough because of the strong affection for the other party's appearance.
At this time, Yan Ying rolled her eyes directly, without saying a word, stepped into the yard, and then bolted the gate of the yard, using practical actions to show that she did not sell her hard-earned collection to feed her hunger, and tomorrow It means to go to the market to exchange for the mountain products and wild game for money.
"~Snake is so cute, of course it is braised in soy sauce and steamed, and stewed with an old hen~~"
Yan Ying hummed a strange tune, and began to take out the mushrooms in the bamboo basket, a cauliflower snake whose neck had been twisted off, which caused goose bumps among the staff who were borrowing from Mrs. Wang's house next door and started to arrange.
The courtyard wall is next to the courtyard wall, so there is no sound insulation, but it is not clear what Yan Ying is humming.
But to be honest, God gave Yan Ying a prosperous beauty, and her oriole-like voice is okay to speak, but once she sings, coupled with the yin and yang tone, it is just like the back view of a female ghost in a horror movie, making people creepy at the same time, Goose bumps popped out layer by layer.
No, as Yan Ying next door sang more and more excitedly, the atmosphere at Mrs. Wang's house here became more and more strange.
Several staff members who participated in the arrangement and preparation for the live broadcast tomorrow looked at each other, unable to speak.It was Aunt Wang who slapped her thigh, whoops and yelled all over the place.
"Our Xiaoying not only looks like a fairy, but also sings so... uniquely."
Uncle Wang added quietly: "Others ask for money for singing, but Xiaoying sings for life."
"You old man, what nonsense are you talking about?" Aunt Wang glared at Uncle Wang, then raised her buttocks and twisted her bucket waist, and stood in the yard and began to scrape the courtyard wall.
"Aying, get ready to cook."
A head popped out of nowhere on the [-]-meter-high courtyard wall. Aunt Wang supported it with both hands, and gave Yan Ying a playful wink.
Yan Ying: "..."
——Don't you know that I have a wrinkled face, and I want to scare her to death by doing this action, so that I can inherit her current family?
Yan Ying put her hands on her chest weakly, showing her true nature as a playwright, and spoke softly. "Ma'am, what's the matter with you?"
"I asked if you were going to cook."
Yan Ying: If I don't cook, my mother will eat air?
This is the trouble of living alone, you need to do everything by yourself.
The most exaggerated thing is that there is only about a thousand yuan in savings at home, and it is still put in a bank in a small town hundreds of miles away from here.
Ordinarily, according to Yan Ying's current poverty, if the bald assistant director asked to buy mountain goods from her, Yan Ying should have agreed repeatedly.It's a pity that Yan Ying has a cat's temperament, the weather is uncertain, no matter how bad the environment is, it's hard to buy her happiness.
Besides, she has a beautiful face, is she short of the money for those two mountain goods?
Yan Ying snorted arrogantly. "Are you preparing to cook? Madam won't cook? After a while, Xiaoshu and Xiaohua will be hungry when they come back from the mountain road."
"Oh, Ah Ying, your memory is worse than that of an old woman like me. Xiaoshu and Xiaohua won't come back today, and tomorrow they will go directly to their new parents' house."
Aunt Wang's face was full of joy, she didn't bother pulling the courtyard wall with both hands, and she kept nagging.
Seeing Aunt Wang like this, Yan Ying has no doubts about what Aunt Wang was famous for when she was young.It is similar to her deceased grandma.
Yan Ying lost her temper because of the nagging, but fortunately Uncle Wang yelled to save her.
Looking at Aunt Wang's figure disappearing from the courtyard wall, Yan Ying let out a rare sigh of relief.
Damn, although I haven't watched much of this time and space, MG Satellite TV's "XX Deformation Meter", but because of the extraordinary performance of the next-door neighbor Aunt Wang, the content of this episode of "XX Deformation Meter" must be colorful and colorful.
Hey, I hope it doesn't affect her.
Yan Ying herself didn't even know the reason why she could time travel. She only knew that it was related to the bronze mirror. Naturally, she didn't know that the "XX Deformation Meter" filmed by MG Satellite TV in Xiaxi Village, in fact, the chief director was inclined towards her at the beginning. House's.
The temper of the original owner specifically pointed out that Twisting Ba was far more lenient than Yan Ying in this regard.
Both parents died and the only grandmother who depended on each other passed away not long ago. How could the original owner have the leisure to serve the young masters and ladies from the city.
In the end, the column team of "XX Deformation Meter" still selected Aunt Wang's family as the exchange family.
But aren't there three young masters and ladies who came to 'reform' in the city?When there was a conflict, the extra second-year-old mentally handicapped boy who dyed his hair colorful was arranged by the program team to the original owner's house in the name of staying overnight.
The original owner is not the pig's foot in "XX Deformation Meter", but fate is so elusive. The original owner became famous through MG Satellite TV's "XX Deformation Meter".Then the original owner walked out of the mountains, and with his outstanding appearance, he signed a contract with an entertainment company as an Internet celebrity.
Since then, there have been many flowers, riches and brocade clothes, and that remote mountain village seems to exist only in memory.
Later, the original owner obviously didn't do anything, but became a bitch who everyone said was relying on her body.The original owner collapsed, and under repeated harassment, jumped off the top floor of the entertainment company he belonged to.
This is the fate of the original owner, and it is also the fate that Yan Ying is not qualified to spy on.
Even if she travels again and again, Yan Ying will not be able to find out the fate of the original owner.Even the original owner of each parallel world is actually one of Yan Ying's avatars.
Yan Ying can only rely on her intuition, try her best to be herself, and work hard to live in every world.
Whether to show off wantonly, or to be careful just to live, it all depends on herself.But this time, to be honest, without the so-called script, Yan Ying will live a more comfortable life...
Well, it's more comfortable to do it, be brave and be the best.
Each has its own characteristics, and generally speaking, they all have a sense of topic.
As for the two teenagers selected by the program group to carry out "life exchange" with them, they can be regarded as poor and distinctive families in Xiaxi Village.The parents went out to work, leaving a pair of children to live with their elderly grandparents.
The house is next door to Yan Ying's house where there is only one person left.
The distance between the courtyard wall and the courtyard wall is two different worlds.
It's not an exaggerated metaphor, but... Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua are brothers and sisters who are often remembered by Aunt Wang, but in fact life is not good.On the contrary, Mrs. Yan, an old widow, lives with Yan Ying, whose parents are both dead and ordered to die. On the contrary, she lives happily.
The old lady Yan is capable, no matter it is farm work and housework, Yan Ying, on the other hand, can do everything just like Miss Jiao in the past.When removing weeds, weeds can be treated as weeds. When digging with a hoe, you basically greet yourself. Either you cut your hands today or you hurt your feet tomorrow.
The old lady Yan felt distressed again, and gradually Yan Ying became a spoiled Miss Jiao at home, she only cooks and cleans daily, and her life is so comfortable that Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua next door are envious to death.
Wang Xiaoshu is okay, he is a boy after all, and he will not be mean to live in the hands of the typical rural old lady Wang who "loves the youngest son and grandson".
But Wang Xiaohua was different. At the age when she was still unable to walk, she began to work with Aunt Wang and Uncle Wang. After she was five or six years old, the work on the stove basically belonged to Wang Xiaohua.
I remember one time, Wang Xiaohua couldn't stand upright and almost fell into the cauldron. Aunt Wang didn't care about her granddaughter who was about to suffer, but instead cursed and told Wang Xiaohua to have a better life, so that she wouldn't waste a good pot of porridge.
Look, is this something a serious grandma would do?
Anyway, compared to the life of Miss Yanying, the landlord, and Miss Jiajiao, coupled with the sharp contrast in appearance, it is not too hated.
Regardless of the fact that the two families are only separated by a courtyard wall, if there is any movement here, they can be heard. In fact, the relationship is not very close.
Of course, this refers to Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua's unilateral intimacy. In fact, in the eyes of Aunt Wang, Yan Ying is a fairy character, except that her character is a little twisted by the old lady Yan who has already belched. .
Just looking at Yan Ying's figure and face, Mrs. Wang can cook several bowls of big white rice without food.As for the two grandchildren of her family, Heibuliuqiu, it is enough to verbally love each other.
In short, in my memory, Aunt Wang's family next door is pretty good. Compared with other people in the village, Yan Ying is very happy to have Aunt Wang's family as neighbors.
Yan Ying went out at noon, and when it was getting dark, she carried a small bamboo basket on her back, hummed an incoherent tune, and walked slowly on the path leading to the village surrounded by green trees and rolling mountains.
Soon, he walked to the door of the house.
Just as Yan Ying was about to push open the closed courtyard door, she heard Aunt Wang shout. "Xiaoying, what good things did I pick up from the mountain today. The staff of the program group want to collect some wild game from the mountain."
Yan Ying narrowed her eyes slightly, and looked at the staff that Aunt Wang was talking about.
Bald, slightly fat, short stature, average appearance, age 50.
What made Yan Ying very disgusted was that when this middle-aged Ojisang saw her, there was not only surprise but also obscenity in his eyes, a vicious coveted possessiveness.
——Sure enough, the person is too beautiful, but this is not good. Anyone dares to look at him with disgusting eyes.
Yan Ying pursed her lips, and said with a smile: "I want to collect wild game from the mountains, so I go up the mountain to find it myself. If you don't want to, and you want to get something for nothing, then sleep where you are. As long as you sleep and dream, you can think about whatever you want." .”
Bald staff member: "..."
He scratched his ears in disbelief, "What did you say?"
He is an assistant director, who is not respectful to him on weekdays, why did he follow the program team to the backcountry to film "XX Deformation Meter", first met the old village chief who bluntly said that the whole village was poor and hard to find someone, and then met When it comes to the village girl who is beautiful in appearance, but speaks with extreme eccentricity.
The bald assistant director was speechless, and suddenly fell to a trough because of the strong affection for the other party's appearance.
At this time, Yan Ying rolled her eyes directly, without saying a word, stepped into the yard, and then bolted the gate of the yard, using practical actions to show that she did not sell her hard-earned collection to feed her hunger, and tomorrow It means to go to the market to exchange for the mountain products and wild game for money.
"~Snake is so cute, of course it is braised in soy sauce and steamed, and stewed with an old hen~~"
Yan Ying hummed a strange tune, and began to take out the mushrooms in the bamboo basket, a cauliflower snake whose neck had been twisted off, which caused goose bumps among the staff who were borrowing from Mrs. Wang's house next door and started to arrange.
The courtyard wall is next to the courtyard wall, so there is no sound insulation, but it is not clear what Yan Ying is humming.
But to be honest, God gave Yan Ying a prosperous beauty, and her oriole-like voice is okay to speak, but once she sings, coupled with the yin and yang tone, it is just like the back view of a female ghost in a horror movie, making people creepy at the same time, Goose bumps popped out layer by layer.
No, as Yan Ying next door sang more and more excitedly, the atmosphere at Mrs. Wang's house here became more and more strange.
Several staff members who participated in the arrangement and preparation for the live broadcast tomorrow looked at each other, unable to speak.It was Aunt Wang who slapped her thigh, whoops and yelled all over the place.
"Our Xiaoying not only looks like a fairy, but also sings so... uniquely."
Uncle Wang added quietly: "Others ask for money for singing, but Xiaoying sings for life."
"You old man, what nonsense are you talking about?" Aunt Wang glared at Uncle Wang, then raised her buttocks and twisted her bucket waist, and stood in the yard and began to scrape the courtyard wall.
"Aying, get ready to cook."
A head popped out of nowhere on the [-]-meter-high courtyard wall. Aunt Wang supported it with both hands, and gave Yan Ying a playful wink.
Yan Ying: "..."
——Don't you know that I have a wrinkled face, and I want to scare her to death by doing this action, so that I can inherit her current family?
Yan Ying put her hands on her chest weakly, showing her true nature as a playwright, and spoke softly. "Ma'am, what's the matter with you?"
"I asked if you were going to cook."
Yan Ying: If I don't cook, my mother will eat air?
This is the trouble of living alone, you need to do everything by yourself.
The most exaggerated thing is that there is only about a thousand yuan in savings at home, and it is still put in a bank in a small town hundreds of miles away from here.
Ordinarily, according to Yan Ying's current poverty, if the bald assistant director asked to buy mountain goods from her, Yan Ying should have agreed repeatedly.It's a pity that Yan Ying has a cat's temperament, the weather is uncertain, no matter how bad the environment is, it's hard to buy her happiness.
Besides, she has a beautiful face, is she short of the money for those two mountain goods?
Yan Ying snorted arrogantly. "Are you preparing to cook? Madam won't cook? After a while, Xiaoshu and Xiaohua will be hungry when they come back from the mountain road."
"Oh, Ah Ying, your memory is worse than that of an old woman like me. Xiaoshu and Xiaohua won't come back today, and tomorrow they will go directly to their new parents' house."
Aunt Wang's face was full of joy, she didn't bother pulling the courtyard wall with both hands, and she kept nagging.
Seeing Aunt Wang like this, Yan Ying has no doubts about what Aunt Wang was famous for when she was young.It is similar to her deceased grandma.
Yan Ying lost her temper because of the nagging, but fortunately Uncle Wang yelled to save her.
Looking at Aunt Wang's figure disappearing from the courtyard wall, Yan Ying let out a rare sigh of relief.
Damn, although I haven't watched much of this time and space, MG Satellite TV's "XX Deformation Meter", but because of the extraordinary performance of the next-door neighbor Aunt Wang, the content of this episode of "XX Deformation Meter" must be colorful and colorful.
Hey, I hope it doesn't affect her.
Yan Ying herself didn't even know the reason why she could time travel. She only knew that it was related to the bronze mirror. Naturally, she didn't know that the "XX Deformation Meter" filmed by MG Satellite TV in Xiaxi Village, in fact, the chief director was inclined towards her at the beginning. House's.
The temper of the original owner specifically pointed out that Twisting Ba was far more lenient than Yan Ying in this regard.
Both parents died and the only grandmother who depended on each other passed away not long ago. How could the original owner have the leisure to serve the young masters and ladies from the city.
In the end, the column team of "XX Deformation Meter" still selected Aunt Wang's family as the exchange family.
But aren't there three young masters and ladies who came to 'reform' in the city?When there was a conflict, the extra second-year-old mentally handicapped boy who dyed his hair colorful was arranged by the program team to the original owner's house in the name of staying overnight.
The original owner is not the pig's foot in "XX Deformation Meter", but fate is so elusive. The original owner became famous through MG Satellite TV's "XX Deformation Meter".Then the original owner walked out of the mountains, and with his outstanding appearance, he signed a contract with an entertainment company as an Internet celebrity.
Since then, there have been many flowers, riches and brocade clothes, and that remote mountain village seems to exist only in memory.
Later, the original owner obviously didn't do anything, but became a bitch who everyone said was relying on her body.The original owner collapsed, and under repeated harassment, jumped off the top floor of the entertainment company he belonged to.
This is the fate of the original owner, and it is also the fate that Yan Ying is not qualified to spy on.
Even if she travels again and again, Yan Ying will not be able to find out the fate of the original owner.Even the original owner of each parallel world is actually one of Yan Ying's avatars.
Yan Ying can only rely on her intuition, try her best to be herself, and work hard to live in every world.
Whether to show off wantonly, or to be careful just to live, it all depends on herself.But this time, to be honest, without the so-called script, Yan Ying will live a more comfortable life...
Well, it's more comfortable to do it, be brave and be the best.
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