[Quick Transmigration] Heard I'm a bad woman!
Chapter 18 The deformation meter is being staged next door
After dinner, Yan Ying brought half a pot of rice washing water, and went steadily to the vegetable garden in the backyard where many small vegetables were planted, poured the half pot of rice washing water into the vegetable field, and went back to the room directly.
Then, with the faint voices coming from the yard next door, Yan Ying interpreted what it means to fall asleep in three seconds, falling asleep very sweetly, and sleeping until dawn.
In the early morning, the big red rooster in the yard next door began to croak 'cluck and cluck'.
Stayed overnight at Aunt Wang's house last night, and by the way, the staff of the program group who were doing the arrangement work got up early and were busy again.When Yan Ying was eating pickles and sweet potato porridge for breakfast with a healthy spirit, the three pig feet in this issue of "XX Metamorphosis" appeared rebelliously, stepping on the steps of their relatives.
All kinds of variety shows actually have scripts.
Including MG Satellite TV's popular program - "XX Deformation Meter".
But obviously, the screenwriter of "XX Deformation Meter" is obviously not good, and the character design given by the first issue is not as good as the first issue.
Just this time, the three children who came to do the exchange, one with colorful hair, saw him thinking he saw a human-shaped rainbow.A pair of cousins, the elder sister of the buried love family elder, with dyed blue hair, nose studs and nose rings, looks like a small female version of the Bull Demon King;
The younger brother wears glasses and looks gentle, but from the bright and disgusted little eyes he stepped into the small mountain village, it can be seen that he is not easy to get along with.
In other words, none of the three urban children in this issue of "XX Deformation Meter" who were exchanged to live in the countryside were easy to get along with.
But what does this have to do with Yan Ying?
Anyway, the headache should be for 2 yuan and Aunt Wang who wants to throw her grandchildren to the family in the city to take advantage of it.
Thinking of this, Yan Ying began to work hard while humming a song with an unprecedented and peaceful mind.
Yan Ying planned to tidy up the messy courtyard, instead of going back to the house and going back to sleep.
It's just that Yan Ying soon regretted it, because upon hearing the commotion here, Aunt Wang actually choked out something. "Xiaoying is here, do you want to go to the nearest market with my aunt?"
Yan Ying immediately shivered.
——Can you stop being so sudden, do you know that you, an old flower, are so scary when you speak with your throat!
——Her pure and innocent heart really can't stand such a big shock.
"Ma'am, you're old..." Yan Ying barely showed a bright smile, and reminded her carefully. "Don't you always have to wait... for your grandchildren to come home?"
"My little tree and little flower go to the city to enjoy..." Fu went.
Aunt Wang wisely swallowed the following words back into her stomach, continued to pinch her throat, and spoke mandarin with a strong local flavor in a pretentious manner.
It really made Yan Ying feel uncomfortable.
Fortunately, after Mrs. Wang didn't say anything for a while, someone came to rescue her.
The person who came was a staff member of the program group. He hurriedly called Aunt Wang and began to explain.
Yan Ying listened carefully, and only heard words like 'according to the usual', 'how you usually treat your two grandchildren, you can treat the exchanged grandchildren' and other words.
In order to be worthy of the 2 yuan given by the program group, Aunt Wang, who has always been bad at listening to other people's opinions, did not show any impatience when her younger brother Xu Shanyu explained.
What an incredible thing.Yan Ying lived in the yard next door. Sometimes she was busy, and sometimes when she wanted to go back to the house for a good night's sleep, she would always hear the high-pitched noise of Aunt Wang, which could rival the radio.
Yan Ying pursed her lips, and went back to her room to tidy up her clothes in the next moment, and then put on her back the sun-dried mountain products such as black fungus and mushrooms, and put on a 20-year-old one, which was worn by her grandma and passed on to her. The straw hat swayed out of the house.
Yan Ying's steps are graceful, seemingly small steps, but actually very fast.
Soon, Yan Ying came to the entrance of the village.
Just happened to meet the grandson of the old village chief's family.
The grandson blushed when he saw Yan Ying, and greeted Yan Ying stumblingly. "Sister Ah Ying...sister...this is you, ready to go...to the market...do you want me to see you off."
The village head’s family is the only family in Xiaxi Village that owns a motorcycle, and the village head’s grandson is the only young man who can ride a motorcycle in the entire Xiaxi Village.
That's right, blushing easily, a pair of Yan Ying, who has a good appearance from all over the world, blushes all the time, and stumbles when he speaks, people who don't know think that this grandson stutters congenitally!
However, there was obviously no similarity, but Yan Ying vaguely remembered that when her sister and Ji Yanzhi's brother fell in love, Ji Yanzhi was very brotherly, and he rode a broken bicycle to pick her up and drop off from school every day.
At that time, she was already in her teens and considered an older child, but she was still spoiled by Ji Yanzhi, who was not related by blood but was better than a brother and sister.
Obviously speaking, Ji Yanzhi is not a few years older than himself.
Thinking of Lao Ji, Yan Ying unconsciously thought of the broken home hidden in the deepest part of her memory, and of her niece Ji Jiaojiao who was carefully raised as her biological daughter like a jewel.
Then Yan Ying found out in horror that she was almost driven crazy by all kinds of revenge methods. No, it was her ex-boyfriend who had been driven crazy. She couldn't remember his face, even his name...
How is this going?
The sequelae of unconventional time travel?
She clearly remembered it clearly in her previous life!
Yan Ying felt a little apprehensive, and unconsciously showed it on her face.
The grandson of the village chief's family is called Wang Wu, and he continued to blushed and said, "Ah Ying, I...I ride very steadily."
Yan Ying came back to her senses, "Hey, I'm going to trouble Brother Wang Wu then."
"No, no trouble."
Wang Wu blushed even more, but what was more joyful was being able to get in close contact with the little fairy.
Wang Wu said "wait", hurried home and rode a motorcycle to the entrance of the village, and drove Yan Ying to the nearest market.
MG Satellite TV's "XX Deformation Meter" is first broadcast live and then edited to meet netizens and audience friends on the Internet and TV respectively.
But as mentioned above, there are scripts, and the scripts given by the screenwriters of the programs are getting worse every time.
And even if the live broadcast is performed first, the staff of the program group will communicate repeatedly with the families who are planning to exchange in both urban and rural areas.
Obviously, the principal and deputy directors of the entire program group are all from big cities, and they are biased towards urban children in all aspects.
No, as the bus carrying three pig feet from big cities in this issue appeared in Xiaxi Village, the familiar narration sounded.
[If one day my ideals are drenched by wind and rain, are you willing to turn around and help me? 】
[If one day I am unable to move forward, would you like to accompany me for a warm afternoon? 】
[If I ask you something, do you think of your mother's awakening in her dream? 】
【If it was a home you were not familiar with, would you take kindness as a signboard? 】
[If this is the future of a country, do you let him sleep soundly and stop wandering? 】
[Transformer, a power from the depths of the mountains! 】
[Here you will learn to empathize, to imagine and understand each other from the standpoint of the other party...]
At the end of the authentic broadcasting tune, under the spotlight of the camera, the elder cousin of the funeral family brought her cousin the proud man with glasses, and the colorful rainbow man who was dressed in an alternative hip-hop style appeared on the stage.Before the three of them could introduce themselves, they stood by their phones early, and the netizens who watched the live broadcast sprayed one after another, and started smashing the barrage crazily.
——This, this, how do you feel that the selection of urban children in this issue is a bit magical, the Bull Demon King has come out.
——Hahaha, it’s still the female version of the Bull Demon King.
——The two upstairs, have you noticed the man with glasses next to the Bull Demon King?Damn it, why do those disgusted little eyes feel so enchanting and charming!
——2333, you guys are so funny, I fell in love with Brother Qicai.How did you manage to dress yourself up so uniquely?
——Not to mention the strange dress, the key is to look at people, I feel so f*cking good.The chin is raised, the nostrils are upturned, and there is a stinky fart look of "You are so stupid, I don't want to be with you". I have never seen it except from the legendary emperor who buried his love.
——2333, I didn't expect that the metamorphosis in this issue was so powerful, and it actually persuaded the emperor and the elders of the funeral family to participate.
…………
The smoke and gunpowder on the Internet is unknown to the three urban children. Out of a certain desire to "exchange the children to show themselves, don't let online comments sway", the three urban children got on the bus of the program group. Car, on the way to Xiaxi Village, the mobile phone was confiscated by the staff of the program group.
Now that they arrived in Xiaxi Village, under the lens of the camera, three children from the city who came to exchange life began to introduce themselves.
At the same time, the brother and sister Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua are anxiously taken to the home of their parents in the city by another group of staff of the program group, starting a period of rich but always false and incompatible city life.
Then, with the faint voices coming from the yard next door, Yan Ying interpreted what it means to fall asleep in three seconds, falling asleep very sweetly, and sleeping until dawn.
In the early morning, the big red rooster in the yard next door began to croak 'cluck and cluck'.
Stayed overnight at Aunt Wang's house last night, and by the way, the staff of the program group who were doing the arrangement work got up early and were busy again.When Yan Ying was eating pickles and sweet potato porridge for breakfast with a healthy spirit, the three pig feet in this issue of "XX Metamorphosis" appeared rebelliously, stepping on the steps of their relatives.
All kinds of variety shows actually have scripts.
Including MG Satellite TV's popular program - "XX Deformation Meter".
But obviously, the screenwriter of "XX Deformation Meter" is obviously not good, and the character design given by the first issue is not as good as the first issue.
Just this time, the three children who came to do the exchange, one with colorful hair, saw him thinking he saw a human-shaped rainbow.A pair of cousins, the elder sister of the buried love family elder, with dyed blue hair, nose studs and nose rings, looks like a small female version of the Bull Demon King;
The younger brother wears glasses and looks gentle, but from the bright and disgusted little eyes he stepped into the small mountain village, it can be seen that he is not easy to get along with.
In other words, none of the three urban children in this issue of "XX Deformation Meter" who were exchanged to live in the countryside were easy to get along with.
But what does this have to do with Yan Ying?
Anyway, the headache should be for 2 yuan and Aunt Wang who wants to throw her grandchildren to the family in the city to take advantage of it.
Thinking of this, Yan Ying began to work hard while humming a song with an unprecedented and peaceful mind.
Yan Ying planned to tidy up the messy courtyard, instead of going back to the house and going back to sleep.
It's just that Yan Ying soon regretted it, because upon hearing the commotion here, Aunt Wang actually choked out something. "Xiaoying is here, do you want to go to the nearest market with my aunt?"
Yan Ying immediately shivered.
——Can you stop being so sudden, do you know that you, an old flower, are so scary when you speak with your throat!
——Her pure and innocent heart really can't stand such a big shock.
"Ma'am, you're old..." Yan Ying barely showed a bright smile, and reminded her carefully. "Don't you always have to wait... for your grandchildren to come home?"
"My little tree and little flower go to the city to enjoy..." Fu went.
Aunt Wang wisely swallowed the following words back into her stomach, continued to pinch her throat, and spoke mandarin with a strong local flavor in a pretentious manner.
It really made Yan Ying feel uncomfortable.
Fortunately, after Mrs. Wang didn't say anything for a while, someone came to rescue her.
The person who came was a staff member of the program group. He hurriedly called Aunt Wang and began to explain.
Yan Ying listened carefully, and only heard words like 'according to the usual', 'how you usually treat your two grandchildren, you can treat the exchanged grandchildren' and other words.
In order to be worthy of the 2 yuan given by the program group, Aunt Wang, who has always been bad at listening to other people's opinions, did not show any impatience when her younger brother Xu Shanyu explained.
What an incredible thing.Yan Ying lived in the yard next door. Sometimes she was busy, and sometimes when she wanted to go back to the house for a good night's sleep, she would always hear the high-pitched noise of Aunt Wang, which could rival the radio.
Yan Ying pursed her lips, and went back to her room to tidy up her clothes in the next moment, and then put on her back the sun-dried mountain products such as black fungus and mushrooms, and put on a 20-year-old one, which was worn by her grandma and passed on to her. The straw hat swayed out of the house.
Yan Ying's steps are graceful, seemingly small steps, but actually very fast.
Soon, Yan Ying came to the entrance of the village.
Just happened to meet the grandson of the old village chief's family.
The grandson blushed when he saw Yan Ying, and greeted Yan Ying stumblingly. "Sister Ah Ying...sister...this is you, ready to go...to the market...do you want me to see you off."
The village head’s family is the only family in Xiaxi Village that owns a motorcycle, and the village head’s grandson is the only young man who can ride a motorcycle in the entire Xiaxi Village.
That's right, blushing easily, a pair of Yan Ying, who has a good appearance from all over the world, blushes all the time, and stumbles when he speaks, people who don't know think that this grandson stutters congenitally!
However, there was obviously no similarity, but Yan Ying vaguely remembered that when her sister and Ji Yanzhi's brother fell in love, Ji Yanzhi was very brotherly, and he rode a broken bicycle to pick her up and drop off from school every day.
At that time, she was already in her teens and considered an older child, but she was still spoiled by Ji Yanzhi, who was not related by blood but was better than a brother and sister.
Obviously speaking, Ji Yanzhi is not a few years older than himself.
Thinking of Lao Ji, Yan Ying unconsciously thought of the broken home hidden in the deepest part of her memory, and of her niece Ji Jiaojiao who was carefully raised as her biological daughter like a jewel.
Then Yan Ying found out in horror that she was almost driven crazy by all kinds of revenge methods. No, it was her ex-boyfriend who had been driven crazy. She couldn't remember his face, even his name...
How is this going?
The sequelae of unconventional time travel?
She clearly remembered it clearly in her previous life!
Yan Ying felt a little apprehensive, and unconsciously showed it on her face.
The grandson of the village chief's family is called Wang Wu, and he continued to blushed and said, "Ah Ying, I...I ride very steadily."
Yan Ying came back to her senses, "Hey, I'm going to trouble Brother Wang Wu then."
"No, no trouble."
Wang Wu blushed even more, but what was more joyful was being able to get in close contact with the little fairy.
Wang Wu said "wait", hurried home and rode a motorcycle to the entrance of the village, and drove Yan Ying to the nearest market.
MG Satellite TV's "XX Deformation Meter" is first broadcast live and then edited to meet netizens and audience friends on the Internet and TV respectively.
But as mentioned above, there are scripts, and the scripts given by the screenwriters of the programs are getting worse every time.
And even if the live broadcast is performed first, the staff of the program group will communicate repeatedly with the families who are planning to exchange in both urban and rural areas.
Obviously, the principal and deputy directors of the entire program group are all from big cities, and they are biased towards urban children in all aspects.
No, as the bus carrying three pig feet from big cities in this issue appeared in Xiaxi Village, the familiar narration sounded.
[If one day my ideals are drenched by wind and rain, are you willing to turn around and help me? 】
[If one day I am unable to move forward, would you like to accompany me for a warm afternoon? 】
[If I ask you something, do you think of your mother's awakening in her dream? 】
【If it was a home you were not familiar with, would you take kindness as a signboard? 】
[If this is the future of a country, do you let him sleep soundly and stop wandering? 】
[Transformer, a power from the depths of the mountains! 】
[Here you will learn to empathize, to imagine and understand each other from the standpoint of the other party...]
At the end of the authentic broadcasting tune, under the spotlight of the camera, the elder cousin of the funeral family brought her cousin the proud man with glasses, and the colorful rainbow man who was dressed in an alternative hip-hop style appeared on the stage.Before the three of them could introduce themselves, they stood by their phones early, and the netizens who watched the live broadcast sprayed one after another, and started smashing the barrage crazily.
——This, this, how do you feel that the selection of urban children in this issue is a bit magical, the Bull Demon King has come out.
——Hahaha, it’s still the female version of the Bull Demon King.
——The two upstairs, have you noticed the man with glasses next to the Bull Demon King?Damn it, why do those disgusted little eyes feel so enchanting and charming!
——2333, you guys are so funny, I fell in love with Brother Qicai.How did you manage to dress yourself up so uniquely?
——Not to mention the strange dress, the key is to look at people, I feel so f*cking good.The chin is raised, the nostrils are upturned, and there is a stinky fart look of "You are so stupid, I don't want to be with you". I have never seen it except from the legendary emperor who buried his love.
——2333, I didn't expect that the metamorphosis in this issue was so powerful, and it actually persuaded the emperor and the elders of the funeral family to participate.
…………
The smoke and gunpowder on the Internet is unknown to the three urban children. Out of a certain desire to "exchange the children to show themselves, don't let online comments sway", the three urban children got on the bus of the program group. Car, on the way to Xiaxi Village, the mobile phone was confiscated by the staff of the program group.
Now that they arrived in Xiaxi Village, under the lens of the camera, three children from the city who came to exchange life began to introduce themselves.
At the same time, the brother and sister Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua are anxiously taken to the home of their parents in the city by another group of staff of the program group, starting a period of rich but always false and incompatible city life.
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