The daily life of the raccoon cat

"Ah~"

"Ah~"

Fifteen looked at the square sky and sighed, it was really too boring, and he couldn't vent his anger in his heart, it was too uncomfortable to die.

His Uncle Fifteen Cat always had revenge, and he did so on the spot. Now that he was slapped in the face by the Qiu family, he couldn't immediately fight back. He really wanted to suffocate Fifteen to death.

"Don't say that it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years. If it is not ten years, I will suffocate myself to death!" Fifteen paws pawed the ground, "I only know that villains take revenge from morning till night!"

The people of Longyeon Academy were ordered by Mr. Jun not to step out of the gate of the post house before the auction, otherwise they would not only not be taken to the auction, but also sent back to Longyeon Port directly, and the study tour ended here.This really hit the weak point of the little brats, and they had no choice but to stay in the post house for several days.

"Tomorrow is the auction, don't let your efforts fall short." Bai Yin patted the fat orange cat, asking Shiwu to persevere.

At this time, both Baiyin and Fifteen had turned into prototypes.It's really boring, turning into a big cat and big dog can still roll and play, killing time.

"It's done!" A pleasantly surprised voice came from the house, which immediately attracted the attention of the big dog and the fat cat, with their ears erect above their heads, listening to the movement in the house.

"Brother, what are you doing?" Fat Daju poked his head out and looked at the alchemy room. Ever since he was grounded that day, his brother and Qiu Xiaosi have been soaking in the alchemy room, even eating and sleeping in the alchemy room fixed.

"Hey hey." Holding a tube of transparent liquid, the first day of the first day let out a strange laugh of Frankenstein.

"Let's call it Stinky Bomb." Qiu Xiaosi said.

This stinky bomb is a by-product of their previous development of the scented pills, which can emit different smells according to the mood of the person who takes them.

The principle is that when a person's mood changes, various indicators of the body will also undergo subtle changes, such as body temperature, heartbeat, blood flow speed, etc., will all be different.The scented pills change their own scent according to the subtle changes in body data.

And this stinky bomb, after the research and improvement of the first year of junior high school and Qiu Xiaosi, will make people smell stinky when they tell lies.The principle is the same as the scented pills, but the stinky bombs are stinky.

"Specially developed for the Qiu family?" Fifteen's eyes lit up, and he poked out his claws to grab the reagent in Chuyi's hand, and volunteered, "Let me put it in!"

"No way." Chu said, "We can't just focus on Qiu's family, otherwise we will be the most suspicious."

On the first day of junior high school, I prepared to cast a wide net, even myself, "This stinky bomb is colorless and odorless, so let's throw it into the well of the posthouse."

Seeing his brother's "suicide" revenge, Fifteen couldn't help but frowned, "This is unnecessary."

The first day of junior high school said, "It's okay, I never lie anyway." The first day of junior high school is full of confidence.

But I lied!Fifteen shouted silently.He has always been full of nonsense, and he stinks every day after eating this stinky bomb.

"It's just a few days, just hold it back." Qiu Xiaosi doesn't know Fifteen's concerns, but this stinky bomb will only work for three days. In these three days, they just need to overcome it. Just keep silent.

"Okay." Shiwumian nodded and agreed, but he made up his mind in his heart that he would never eat the food provided by the post house for the next few days, and he could just eat Bigu Dan and Wuguwan to satisfy his hunger.

On a dark and windy night, there is no light in the night sky with dark clouds and rolling clouds. There is no moon, and there are no stars. It is the time of ugliness, and everyone in the posthouse falls into a sweet dream.

As the bamboo shadow swayed, a black shadow flashed past, and with a "tick", the calm well water rippled.The black shadow flashed again, and there was another "tick", and the water tank in the back kitchen rippled.

Fifteen, who had finished everything, flashed back to the room, his heart was pounding, and he was tossing and turning on the bed, he liked the feeling of doing bad things so much, the feeling of his heart beating was fascinating.Fifteen's eyes widened, impatiently waiting for the arrival of the next day.

"Brother!" Fifteen poked at the soundly sleeping Chuyi next door, and asked, "Brother, will the stink bomb lose its effectiveness after being heated at high temperature?"

I slept soundly on the first day of the new year, and when I was asked by the fifteenth day, I replied in a daze, "No, it has been proved by experiments that heating does not affect the effect of the stink bomb."

After receiving an affirmative answer, Shiwu lay down in peace.Just two seconds after lying down, he got up again, shook his brother, and asked, "Brother, that well is running water, will the stink bombs thrown in it flow away with the water?"

"That's why I asked you to add some ingredients to the kitchen water tank." Chu Yi replied with his eyes closed.I have been really busy in the laboratory these few days, and I just want to sleep in the dark.

"What if there is no water in the tank for cooking tomorrow?" Fifteen was worried again.

"Then find a chance to do it next time." Chuyi responded dazedly, turned over and continued to sleep.

Fifteen's round eyes glowed in the dark night, and he thought, being a villain is really not easy, it requires not only super executive power, but also excellent brains and meticulous layout, if you are not careful, the plan will fail .

I am still far from it!For a moment, Fifteen was full of fighting spirit, and he wasn't even qualified to be a villain, so why was he talking about being a cat king?

Enlightenment is often just in a single thought, the fifteen fat orange cat who has always been lazy in cultivation, enlightened!The road is long and long, and I will seek it up and down!

The sleepy first day of junior high school didn't know that a prank act made his little cat have an epiphany. I don't know whether to be happy or happy about such an epiphany.

Well, anyway, all roads lead to Rome, and the brat knows how to make progress and practice hard.

The next day was a fine day. It seemed as if all the dark clouds from last night had been blown away by the wind, revealing the blue sky. The warm winter sun hung high in the blue sky, making everyone feel warm and wanted to go back to sleep. .

"Brother! Dinner is ready!" Shiwu couldn't wait to shake the sleeping first day.

On the first day of junior high school, he smacked his mouth twice, and said in a sleepy voice, "I'm not hungry, I'm going to sleep." After staying in the laboratory for a few days, I was really exhausted.

"Brother! I think the water in the tank is empty~" Shiwu leaned closer to Chuyi's ear and whispered, his voice full of excitement and anticipation.

When it was not dawn, Shiwu lurked in the back kitchen of the post house kitchen, staring at the cooks who used the water in the water tank for morning food, and then strolled back to the dormitory in peace.

On the first day of junior high school, I really didn't want to get up so early, so I grabbed Shiwu's head with one hand, dragged him back to the bed, closed my eyes and said, "Sleep a little longer, when did you go to breakfast on time in the past? Today is so early, If something goes wrong, there must be a demon cultivator~"

Fifteen was still struggling to get out of bed, but after being told by the first day of junior high school, he immediately lay on the bed without moving, thinking, his brother is really powerful, and he is more thoughtful and meticulous than him!

Feeling that Shiwu finally stopped making noise, his skin sank at the first glance, and he fell into a dark and sweet sleep again.And Shiwu was also excited all night because he didn't sleep all night, and now being held in the armpit by his brother, he fell asleep all of a sudden.

When the cat brothers woke up again, they were woken up by stink!

"Ouch~~" Fifteen retched for a while, feeling like he had fallen into a cesspit, "Did the cesspit explode into the sky?"

On the first day of junior high school, he picked up the quilt and covered his nose, still in a daze, the door of the dormitory was knocked open, and Qiu Xiaosi broke in holding his nose, buzzing, "My God! One! This stink bomb is too stinky."

"Is it the stink bomb?" The first day of the junior high school did not expect that the soaring stench in the air was caused by the stink bomb.

"Didn't it smell so bad during the experiment?" The first day of junior high school was puzzled.

"Of course it's okay for one person to fart. If ten or twenty people fart together, it will be fatal." This stink bomb is equivalent to a dozen or twenty people locked in a room and farting at the same time.

Qiu Xiaosi thought of the scene in the breakfast cafeteria, and even though she was mentally prepared, she was still taken aback. Smelly and withered, it can be regarded as another kind of "sinking fish and falling geese, closing the moon and shameful flowers".

Shiwu looked at Qiu Xiaosi and said, "Have you gone to the cafeteria for breakfast?"

"Eat." Qiu Xiaosi nodded, it was agreed at the beginning, in order to reduce his own suspicion, he planned to "die together".

"Huh~" Fifteen-eyed bead twitched, and at a glance, he knew he was making a bad idea.

Qiu Xiaosi said, "Don't try to trap me, I can choose not to answer." Qiu Xiaosi made a gesture of shutting up, expressing that he would never fall into Shiwu's trap.

Fifteen curled his lips, he wanted to dig a hole for Qiu Xiaosi, but he didn't expect him to be so vigilant.

"Have you all gone to the cafeteria for breakfast?" Shiwu asked again.

Qiu Xiaosi nodded, "I've eaten it, but I have warned them in advance, so don't try to harm everyone."

"Am I such a person?" Fifteen, who had his thoughts broken, said calmly, "Even if I want to harm the Qiu family, I will also harm the Qiu family."

Speaking of the Qiu family, Qiu Xiaosi giggled, "Their family is the stinkiest."

This day will be a day that will be remembered by Cultivation Continent, and this day will be engraved in the hearts of everyone but never mentioned.

The Asking Conference is about to be held, and the outer city posthouse of Jiuhua Palace is almost full of cultivation sects or cultivation families from all over the continent.

Originally, everyone was a monk, so they didn't need to eat the five grains of the world. A bigu pill could last for ten days and half a month, or even a higher level of cultivation. It was enough to absorb the essence of heaven and earth by inhaling spiritual energy every day.

But why, the big guys are tacitly used to getting closer and promoting relationships at the dinner table, so, no matter whether they need to eat or not, the cafeteria of the post house is always full every day.

However, the friendship that was built during the early lunches was shattered on such a sunny morning.

"Brother Zhang, good day."

"Morning, Mr. Anyang is really elegant in this light ink green bamboo robe today. Only Mr. Anyang, who loves bamboo like a madman, is worthy of the character of this green bamboo." There was a warm smile on his face, and he said compliments Words, but in my heart I feel that this person is wearing a green robe like a green toad.

"Brother Zhang praises..." Before the Taoist known as Brother Anyang finished speaking, a foul smell suddenly came to his nostrils.

"This?" Brother Anyang frowned and looked at Daoren Zhang in front of him, "Didn't Brother Zhang eat up his stomach?"

Zhang Daoren: "..." I am also very confused.

Brother Anyang walked around and hurriedly escaped from the source of the stench pollution. What if the stench stained his clothes and polluted the noble bamboo.

Scenes like this happened in every corner of the posthouse, and the stench spread like an infectious disease in the posthouse, first one, then two, then it became a group, and then the whole people stink.