The daily life of the raccoon cat

"So why on earth did you come up with such a thing that harms yourself and others?" Jun Shuyu looked at the row of students in front of him, his head hurting, and saw that their nostrils were all stuffed with cloth strips. Really angry and laughing.

On the first day of the lunar new year, he secretly glanced at Mr. Jun, it was nice to see the smile on the corner of his mouth, and carefully explained, "We just want to teach the Qiu family a little lesson."

"A small lesson?" Jun Shuyu laughed angrily. Now the entire Jiuhua Palace is shrouded in stench, and it is almost becoming one of the top ten evil places that birds cannot enter. It turned out to be just a small lesson ?If he really settled accounts, wouldn't the entire Jiuhua City be overthrown by a few of their brats?

The accident broke out first in the posthouse. The two people who were talking one moment were enveloped in a stench. The stench soaring to the sky could make people spit out the lunch of the day before yesterday.

However, the source of the stench can't be found yet, the smell of stinky cake is like a shadow, like a shadow flowing in the blood, emanating from every pore of the body.Some monks tried to take marrow washing pills to get rid of the stench in the body, but what happened?

Ugh~ When I think of that monk on the first day of junior high school, the whole person looks like he was picked up from a cesspit, and he was made into a clay figurine by the stinky cake.

They didn't expect the stink bomb to be so powerful, and they didn't expect that the stink bomb dropped in the well would flow to thousands of households in Jiuhua City with the groundwater. After a while, the entire Jiuhua City was attacked by stink bombs.

Thinking of the stinky Jiuhua City, Chu Yi touched his nose guiltily and said, "This stink bomb only works for three days, no antidote is needed, and the smell will disappear after the time passes."

"Besides, we ourselves have eaten the stinky bomb, so we should be able to clear ourselves of the suspicion, and we won't be suspected of going to our Longyeon Academy."

"Yes, I also stink very badly." Lang Yueming said quite self-destructively. He had been warned in advance, but he still fell into the trick and fell into the trap of fifteen fat orange cats. taste.

Feeling depressed, Lang Yueming picked up Fifteen, pressed the cat's head with his big hand and stuffed it into his armpit, "Let's die together!"

"Hmm." The sudden strong stench caused Fifteen to roll his eyes, almost suffocating on the spot.

Looking at the little brats who still wanted to fight, Jun Shuyu rubbed his forehead and said tiredly, "Do you really think that you are doing it flawlessly?"

On the first day of the junior high school, his eyes froze, his mind turned quickly, and he sorted out the whole operation from the beginning, and found that there was nothing missing, the finishing work was done, and the laboratory was cleaned up.The stink bomb is their exclusive invention, as long as they don't say it, no one will know it's their invention.

However, how did Mr. Jun find out that they were the culprit?

Jun Shuyu looked at the doubtful eyes of his students looking at him, and thought to himself, he really didn't have any real evidence, he just based on his understanding of the students, and found that after the incident, they were all very calm, and there was no evidence at all. The curiosity is completely different from the past escape, so a little doubt arises in my heart.

Then, Jun Shuyu just bluffed a little bit, and the brats confessed everything, and they really did it!Really underestimated their ability to mischief.

"Could it be Jinhua Palace?" Thinking about the whole operation on the first day of the lunar new year, I felt that everything was perfect, except for the Hanxiang pills that were given to the female nuns of Jinhua Palace earlier. Maru guessed that the stink bomb was also made by them.Other than that, the operation should be seamless!

"Could it be that the Skynet is well restored, sparse but not leaky?" Qiu Xiaosi said dejectedly.Sure enough, the god of luck will never favor him.

The corner of the mouth twitched on the first day of the junior high school: ... Please shut up if you can't speak, it makes him look like a criminal who is about to be arrested.

"You can say that geese leave traces, and everything that has been done will leave traces." Corrected on the first day of the junior high school.

Jun Shuyu didn't explain it either, leaving the boys to make their own guesses.

"Master...the auction at night..." The students carefully looked at Master Jun from the corner of their eyes, for fear that Master would get angry and pack them up and send them back to Longyuan Port.

"That's right! There will be an auction tonight!" Lang Ming looked sad and indignant. How could he go out when he was smelly all over his body? !

Bai Yin comforted, "Actually, it smelled bad at first, but once you get used to the smell, you won't notice any bad smell anymore."

"Really?" Lang Yueming was a little relieved, anyway, the whole Jiuhua City has become a big cesspit, and he should be so smelly that it's not obvious.

"Really!" In the next moment, a strong smell of papa emanated from Bai Yin's body, so strong that it was almost black.

"!" The stench in the room intensified.

Baiyin wants to cry but has no tears, why is he so talkative? !

Lang Yueming hooked Bai Yin's head, and the two of them pressed their heads against each other, with tears in their eyes, "Good brother!"

...the stench became stronger again.

"Please! Shut up, please!" Everyone broke down, and finally experienced what it means to have eggs under a nest. The one who released the stench was clearly someone else, but the one who suffered was themselves.

As for the inventors of the stink bomb, Chuyi and Qiu Xiaosi, faced with such a situation of "you stink, I stink, everyone stinks", they have long been numb. This is a result they did not expect at all.

"Well, stinky bombs are not completely useless." The first day of the junior high school tried to forcibly win the respect, "Maybe there will be a lot less competitors in the auction tonight." Everyone was so smelly that they didn't want to go out, and they just happened to go to the auction Pick up leaks.

"It makes sense!" As soon as the words fell on the first day of the lunar new year, everyone's eyes lit up, as if they had picked up a big leak at the auction and picked up a bargain.

Jun Shuyu had no choice but to sound the alarm again for the youngsters, "The scope of this incident is too wide, and when the questioning conference starts, Jiuhua Palace will not sit idly by."

"Then what should I do?" Thinking on the first day of the junior high school, how can the female cultivators of Jinhua Palace keep the secret for them?This time give me a skin care product set?

Everyone in Jinhua Palace: No, this time you are sending the moon in the sky, and the dragons in the sea are not working well!I just want you to die!

However, before they could come up with a solution on the first day of junior high school, an even more explosive news caught everyone's attention—the Qiu family and Dan Xinshe had met!The two sides compete to develop the antidote for the stinky bomb, and whoever develops the antidote first will be the leader in the alchemy world.

"But the effect of the stinky bomb is only three days, and now it's almost a day, and it only takes two days, can the antidote be developed?" The first day of junior high school was puzzled, anyway, he and Qiu Xiaosi didn't intend to tinker with the antidote at all, and it wasn't Permanent damage, after three days, the stink bomb will lose its effectiveness.

"They don't even have samples of stinky bombs, how can they develop an antidote?" Qiu Xiaosi was also puzzled, as an alchemist, he knew that detoxification was much more difficult than making it.

"Dan Xinshe and Qiu's family are not stupid, are they?" Da Shuang asked suddenly.

"Huh?" Everyone looked at Da Shuang in puzzlement, not knowing why he said that.

Folding his arms in front of his chest, he frowned slightly and said slowly, "Whoever develops the antidote first will not have an advantage."

"If Dan Xinshe develops the antidote first, then the Qiu family can pour a pot of dirty water and say that this stinky bomb was originally developed by Dan Xinshe. First poison everyone, and then detoxify everyone. The gratitude of the aristocratic family of the Great Martial School, further increasing the reputation of Dan Xinshe, and suppressing the prestige of their Qiu family, is a poisonous plan to kill three birds with one stone."

"So, even if Dan Xinshe won the game, so what, but lost the hearts of the people, and planted a seed of doubt in everyone's heart."

"Similarly, if the Qiu family develops the antidote first, Dan Xinshe can do the same." Da Shuang nodded her chin, really not understanding what these two families were up to.

After listening to the big pair's analysis, the rest of the people gasped. Dan Xinshe and the others didn't understand, but with the shamelessness of the Qiu family, it was entirely possible to throw dirty water on the opponent after losing the game and ruin the opponent's reputation.

"Could it be that the Qiu family did it on purpose, and wanted to use this to bring down Dan Xinshe."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, wondering in their hearts. For a while, they felt that the Qiu family could not be so despicable and shameless, and for a while, they felt that the Qiu family could definitely do such a wicked thing!

"So what shall we do?"

First one, "Cold salad!"

"Don't care about our business, anyway, it's a battle between Dan Xinshe and Qiu's family, let's just be melon-eating people."

Fifteen said, "An enemy's enemy is a friend!" Qiu's family can't be forgiven, and the whisk that hit his brother must be avenged.

"I want to expose all the filthy darkness to the sun!" Fifteen clenched his fists of justice, fighting against the forces of darkness.

"What are you going to do?" Chu Yi asked curiously, looking at the fighting spirited little brother Mao.

Fifteen: "I've already done it."

"what?"

"Give an inspiring speech." Fifteen said.Isn't that what leaders do all the time? Express your attitude, clarify your position, hold a meeting, and then leave the specific implementation to the staff.

"..."

On the first day of junior high school, I slapped Fifteen's big head, "It really broke you."

"Let's wait and see what happens and don't interfere. This is a duel between Dan Xinshe and Qiu's family, and it happens to be convenient for us to throw the pot away." Chu Yi said, "I'm worried that if we make trouble again, Master Jun will really send us back. Longyeon Harbor."

Only then did everyone rest their minds on doing things, and began to look forward to the auction meeting tonight.

Lang Yueming hung one sachet after another on her body, trying to cover up the stench on her body, but Bai Yin persuaded from the side, "Don't bother, just get used to it."

Qiu Xiaosi was sorting out his pill box, and was going to take advantage of this auction to sell all the pills in the name of Master Jun. Among them, there were more than 100 bottles of Yangyang pills, and nearly a thousand pills were returned. The flood of Yang Dan into the market is estimated to cause some waves.

In the anticipation of everyone, the legendary auction finally came.