My days as a landlord in Gotham

(Jiu)

When General Zod and others appeared in front of Li Lei in full armor, Li Lei remembered the biggest bug in the movie.

That is, at the beginning of the movie, General Zod's rebels and government troops were obviously flying back and forth, and then various energy weapons were fired back and forth.

As a result, when he arrived on Earth, General Zod had a hand-to-hand combat with Superman.

Of course, Li Lei didn't believe that General Zod fell in love with Superman, and wanted to "eat tofu" while fighting Superman.

The only way to say is that General Zod and others were given a "smart halo" by the screenwriter

, causing them to forget that Krypton also has thermal weapons.

And importantly, Krypton's hot weapons kill Kryptonians as easily as mowing grass, so it is really a matter of minutes for these Kryptonian weapons to kill Superman, and there is no need to secretly rub like Li Lei and Batman Rubbing the ground to collect some kryptonite.

And when the Kryptonian weapon was actually launched, Li Lei realized that the earth technology and the Kryptonian technology had really been detected for thousands of years.

Li Lei now feels like a group of heavily armed American soldiers with nuclear bombs in the front and tanks in the back. The soldiers in the middle are already armed to the teeth, and there are Tomcat fighters in the sky; A group of prehistoric apes who couldn't even make sticks.

Now Li Lei is that group of pathetic apes who have to face heavily armed Kryptonian soldiers.

Fortunately, both Ninja and Kit used vibranium as armor, and the biggest characteristic of vibranium is to absorb energy.

So the only ones who can resist Kryptonian weapons are them, but the opponent uses saturation attack method to suppress Kit and Ninja completely unable to move forward.

Li Lei and others hid in the trenches formed by the shells, and only then did they know what a real interstellar war is like.

And strictly speaking, this is not an interstellar war, it is just an encounter between aliens and earthlings.

But with what they are now, Li Lei and Superman can only smile wryly at each other.

Superman also knows that this is not the time for him to rush out to be a hero. These Kryptonian weapons can kill Kryptonians, including himself.

Fortunately, this place has been covered by Li Lei's enchantment, so no matter how badly it is damaged, it will not cause harm to the real New York City.

Li Lei laughed and complained: "The insurance company should give me some dividends. I have saved at least a dozen large insurance companies in this way."

"The insurance company should thank you, but if we continue to be attacked like this, those weapons won't have eyes."

Batman couldn't help reminding Li Lei, "We either have to find a way to break through their artillery blockade, or we have to find a way to retreat.

Do you have any good suggestions? "

Batman looks at the other superheroes.

"Although the energy of my green light can support the shield, the shield won't last long."

Green Lantern said.

"The speed of the opponent's weapons is almost the speed of light, and I can't run them at all."

Flash also shook his head.

"If we want to retreat, we can only abandon Kit and Ninja."

Li Lei thought for a while, gritted his teeth and said, "The armor of Kit and the ninja is made of vibrating gold, and the property of vibrating gold is to absorb all kinetic energy.

Therefore, the vibration gold armor still has a certain defensive effect when facing Kryptonian weapons, but it can only ensure that it will not die when it is passively beaten.

But I will not give up on them until it is absolutely necessary. Kit is already an artificial intelligence with certain personality traits, and he is already my partner. I cannot sacrifice my possession for my own escape.

As for the ninja, although his artificial intelligence is still relatively low-level, it is undeniable that he also has the ability to grow into an advanced artificial intelligence.

Therefore, I will not sacrifice him. "

Li Lei's answer did not arouse everyone's objection. After all, although Kit and Ninja had not joined the alliance for a long time, everyone was used to their existence.

Both Kit's humor and ninja's shyness left an impression on everyone. If it weren't for their appearance being different from humans, everyone really wouldn't feel any difference from humans.

So if they have to be sacrificed for their own escape, it would be difficult for them to do such an "inhuman"

s Choice.

"Tan Yue, I'm waiting for your vegetarian food at home, and I never miss you but hide here."

Just when Li Lei and the others were helpless, a voice came in suddenly.

Li Lei listened carefully, and it turned out to be Monkey King.

The energy wall that stumped countless people and Li Lei's self-confident barrier were easily broken by Monkey King. In the eyes of everyone, a monkey in a simple monk's robe just walked away. Come in.

The Kryptonian soldiers who were busy with saturation attacks were stunned and forgot to fire for a while.

Wukong walked up to Li Lei and recited the Buddha's name, "I never thought that Tanyue would encounter such a big trouble.

However, it is not easy for Tan Yue to stick to his heart under such troubles. "

After finishing speaking, Sun Wukong suddenly turned around and walked towards the opposing Kryptonian soldiers, asking as he walked, "You claim to be alien survivors, since your civilization has been destroyed, you should have known the pain of loss.

That being the case, why bother to commit more crimes?

Since you are looking for a shelter, why do you need to steal everything?

Your hearts are disturbed! "

Although the system automatically helps Sun Wukong learn the universal language of the universe—English, but how can most of the characters created by screenwriters who can’t even understand Shakespeare’s poems understand Sun Wukong’s English language, which is mixed with Eastern philosophy and Buddhist Zen?

They shouted in their hearts, although I seem to have heard every word you said, but why do I not know what you are talking about when they are connected together?

Is it because we speak American English and you speak British English?

Oh Mom, British English is so hard, it's harder than Spanish!

But the confused Kryptonian soldiers still knew that the monkey in front of them was not simple, so all their artillery fire was aimed at Monkey King.

Then, they hit the launch button.

"Why bother?

Why bother?

Why bother? "

These weapons are simply tickling for Monkey King who has become a Buddha.

In fact, according to Li Lei's understanding, gods and Buddhas are just superheroes with more outstanding abilities, but Monkey King seems to subvert this definition.

Seeing Sun Wukong calmly shaking his head and sighing under the gunfire, Li Lei not only doubted whether there are really gods and Buddhas in this world.

After Wukong shook his head several times in the artillery fire, he finally stood up, and with a movement of his body, he disappeared from sight immediately.

You must know that Li Lei's sensory acuity is extremely high now, and bullets are already running like snails in his eyes.

But he didn't see clearly how Monkey King was moving, but when he saw Monkey King, he had already kicked a Kryptonian soldier who was operating a weapon away.

The physique of every Kryptonian soldier is similar to that of Superman, and compared with Superman, they are professional soldiers, so the actual combat effectiveness is far better than Superman.

As a result, in front of Monkey King, these Kryptonian soldiers were completely abused in his hands.

After several ups and downs, only General Zod was left in front of Monkey King.

"Are you the leader?"

Sun Wukong looked at General Zod and asked, "There are not many people left in your clan, why start this war?

Since you can live here, why not find a quiet and remote place to live in?

With just a few of you, do you really think you can conquer the whole world?

People, don't be too greedy!

Once people are all greedy, they are prone to anger.

Look at you guys, don't you feel guilty for breaking this good world into such a mess? "

"If you even lose your home planet, what else can't you lose?"

General Zod asked Monkey King coldly.

He doesn't know Sun Wukong, but this does not prevent him from knowing Sun Wukong's power clearly.

General Zod dared to swear that there would not be such a few people in the entire universe who could so easily put down his elite subordinates.

Maybe only the legendary Phantom Stranger and Vengeful Spirit?

But these two people are almost legends in the universe, and even a planet like Krypton with tens of thousands of years of cosmic civilization has no detailed records about them.

But even if the Phantom Stranger or the Spirit of Vengeance were really in front of him, General Zod was not afraid at this time.

For what, as he himself said, could he not lose?

Faced with General Zod's challenge, Monkey King just evaded.

In Sun Wukong's view, General Zod's fists and feet are like children's fists and embroidered legs.

Although Monkey King doesn't like General Zod, it doesn't mean he doesn't sympathize with him.

Like General Zod, Sun Wukong doesn't know his "home"

where.

Huaguo Mountain?

There is no going back there.

Samsung Cave?

Master has not allowed me to go back.

As for the Western Paradise, Sun Wukong really doesn't think he loves it so much.

In Sun Wukong's view, the Western Paradise is a false world full of all kinds of beauty.

Especially after he knew a lot more, Sun Wukong also began to understand the meaning of "Buddha".

The truth is doubted.

Wasn't the aloof Tathagata once said to be a treasure from Taoism?

In the Battle of the Conferred Gods, the karma owed by the Daoist sect was finally borne by himself, a sad monkey. Monkey King really didn't know why so many big figures took a fancy to him.

Thinking about it, even though my master Bodhi Patriarch taught me the Taoist Kung Fu, but he is the avatar of one of the two founders of Buddhism.

Since his birth, he has been caught in various calculations and causes and effects.

Suddenly, as soon as Sun Wukong punched, he saw General Zod was knocked into the air.

"Actually, I have endured it for a long time."

"So, that's the end of the matter?"

Batman looked at the current battle situation. The Kryptonian soldiers were stacked by the roadside like Monkey King stacking Arhats. Although General Zod flew over, he was completely beaten by Monkey King with one hand.

"Ray, what's your friend's name?

Can you introduce it to our Justice League team?

Without him, we are invincible. "

"You don't know, being invincible is very lonely."

Li Lei didn't expect the story to unfold so smoothly, "If the story ends so simply and smoothly, I suddenly feel that life has lost its meaning."

Li Lei suddenly thought of Batman's question, "It's unlikely that he will join the Justice League. You see, he is a Buddhist, and he will travel around the world in time."

"That's a pity."

Batman watched infatuatedly as Sun Wukong knocked General Zod into the ground with a golden cudgel.

Sun Wukong carried the golden cudgel on his shoulder and walked slowly to Li Lei.

"The mood suddenly improved a lot, so happy!"

"What about after going back?"

Li Lei suddenly asked a question.

Monkey King was taken aback for a moment, then laughed and cried: "Let's talk about it later!"