My days as a landlord in Gotham
Chapter 148 This Tenant... Arrogant!
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"Krypton Invasion"
The smooth resolution of the Justice League quickly became the subject of discussion and attention by major media, but unfortunately all members left after disarming General Zod and others.
In order to limit their power, the kryptonite prison developed by Li Lei and Batman worked.
Batman mentioned in his open letter to the New York City Government that the Kryptonians are special and that the only thing that can limit their abilities is this set of prison equipment.
As for the ownership of these Kryptonians, Superman and others did not think about it.
Given how greedy the people on Earth are for extraterrestrial technology, these Kryptonians may spend the rest of their time imprisoned in some dark underground laboratory, and then a group of scientists desperately extract their knowledge.
"There's no way they could have copied a Kryptonian."
Superman told the others calmly, "Due to the special breeding method of Kryptonians, there are some defects in the Kryptonian genes.
It's a bit like hybrid rice. The first generation has obvious advantages, but the second generation immediately loses any advantage.
Therefore, hybrid rice needs to be bred every year, and Kryptonians can hardly get children naturally unless they can establish a standard Kryptonian fertility factory.
As for Krypton's technological knowledge, Krypton's occupational division of labor is very obvious.
Those who entered the military guild must be good at operating weapons and fighting, but let them design weapons?
They only have basic repair skills, but not when it comes to other things.
We have taken away the core technical equipment on the spaceship, so those warmongers can't get too much from General Zod.
And with the pride of General Zod, he will definitely not cooperate with those warmongers.
He's a Kryptonian soldier, and I trust his integrity. "
Li Lei shrugged his shoulders. If he was really a dedicated soldier, why would he betray his country back then.
No matter how noble General Zod stated his purpose and original intention, he still rebelled.
On the contrary, even though Superman's own father did not do a good job behind the scenes, he is still patriotic at least on the surface. Sure enough, the image of Superman must be "great and upright"
After Li Lei bid farewell to everyone at the base, he left the ninja at the base.
To be honest, Li Lei's apartment can't fit such a big toy anymore, especially this time the ninja and Kit were seriously damaged. If repairs were started at the same time, Li Lei's basement would have been overwhelmed.
Therefore, Li Lei decided to take the time to send the maintenance equipment here in the name of moving, etc. Anyway, the Wayne Group controls the entire Gotham City, and this matter is too simple for them.
Bruce naturally agreed.
Besides, the ninja is placed in the base, so Bruce doesn't have time to study one or two.
Even if another Gundam cannot be imitated, reverse development of certain technologies can still improve Bruce's Batmobile, Batplane, and Batmotor.
After returning to the apartment, Sun Wukong didn't talk to anyone, but went straight to his guest room to rest.
Li Lei didn't know what to say about Monkey King's emotional changes, and what he didn't understand was how the system put Monkey King, a super bug, into this dimension.
According to Sun Wukong's combat effectiveness, he has no problem single-handedly defeating all the superheroes in this world.
Because in Li Lei's impression, he really couldn't see any superhero with the ability to restrain Monkey King.
Li Lei thought about it, and he could only think that the great god of the system was "absolutely neutral"
Yes, it's neither "good"
nor "evil"
At the same time neither "lawful"
nor "mess"
From the perspective of the system, maintaining the stability and fairness of the system is its two fundamental purposes.
In order to maintain stability, it turned off General Zod's aura of subduing wisdom, and at the same time gave some help; but for the sake of fairness, it did not weaken Monkey King when Li Lei drew Monkey King as a tenant.
The meaning of the system is that if there are king bombs on both sides, it depends on whose timing is better for the king bomb to appear.
Li Lei obviously won this time, but the problem is that the original intention of the system to balance the system through massacres obviously cannot be realized.
Fortunately, the system is "absolutely neutral"
Otherwise, Li Lei is really worried that the system will take a small notebook to write down himself, and then find time to take revenge on himself.
As time went by, it was soon time for Sun Wukong to bid farewell as a tenant, but Li Lei felt that there seemed to be something he hadn't done.
Although the homestay system does not emphasize that the landlord must ensure that the tenants are in a happy mood, Li Lei feels that it is his responsibility that his tenants are always unhappy, not to mention that Monkey King has done him such a big favor.
Li Lei thought about it, so he made a super large fruit plate with the fresh fruits he purchased.
According to Li Lei's understanding, Sun Wukong belongs to the monkey race anyway, don't monkeys love fruits?
And looking at such colorful and sweet and savory fruits will lift anyone's mood.
So Li Lei carried such a big fruit plate and knocked on the door of Monkey King's guest room.
Li Lei pushed open the door and said with a smile, "Great Sage, I did this specially to thank you."
"Oh?
You still call the poor monk the 'Great Sage'? "
Monkey King looked at Li Lei in surprise.
But after seeing Li Lei's huge fruit plate, Sun Wukong felt a little better, and said with a light smile, "Tan Yue doesn't have to be like this."
"You can't say that, you always help me, I always have to repay one or two.
But for the Great Sage, there must be nothing he has never seen, so he can only prepare some fruits.
Fortunately, these fruits are all fresh and should suit the taste of the Great Sage. "
Li Lei said.
After coming to this dimension, Li Lei's culinary skills are all lit up, no matter Chinese food or Western food, no matter dim sum salad, there is almost nothing that Li Lei can't cook.
No matter how fresh the dish is, as long as Li Lei has a bite, Li Lei can copy it.
Li Lei wondered if Liu Maoxing had opened up the two veins of Ren and Du, and he had actually learned such a powerful skill.
"Haha, why did Tanyue say it so euphemistically, it's just that the poor monk is a monkey.
Monkeys, of course, love fruits the most. "
This time Monkey King laughed out loud, "It's okay, everyone is equal throughout life.
Whether it is a monkey or a human, there is no difference in our eyes.
By the way, according to your Darwin's words, aren't you people transformed from us monkeys? "
"Eh?
You actually read "Evolution""
Li Lei suddenly wondered if he had been struck by lightning. Would Sun Wukong still believe in Buddhism after reading "Evolution"?
The theory of evolution can be said to have dug the foundation of many religions. It is no wonder that Christianity and Darwin have been fighting for hundreds of years. Until now, the relevant schools teach "the theory of evolution"
Or "Inception"
The Catholic Church is still in a lawsuit with the government.
Li Lei couldn't imagine how Sun Wukong would face his Buddha and his Buddha after watching "Evolution".
"Why can't poor monks read "Evolution""
Sun Wukong smiled and asked, "Everyone has the Tao and the Buddha in their hearts. The Tao in the poor monk's mind is not necessarily the Western Way of Nirvana; the Buddha in the poor monk's mind is not necessarily the Tathagata Buddha.
I know you have a lot of confusion, and I have also read what people say about me now.
Some people say that I was killed by a six-eared macaque... But in fact, you all only take a fancy to my "Monkey King" appearance, but you don't care about the "Sun Wukong" under the appearance at all.
Could it be that today's 'Sun Wukong' has taken off the clothes of 'Monkey King' and put on the clothes of 'Fighting and Conquering Buddha', so 'Sun Wukong' is no longer 'Sun Wukong'?
You like the Monkey King who is wearing the clothes of 'Monkey King', it's because you put too much affection on him.
You hope that when you suffer from misfortune and injustice, Monkey King, Monkey King, will step on colorful clouds to save you.
But the question is, have you ever thought about saving yourself?
So when the Monkey King Monkey King exists, you feel that there is someone you can rely on, so you will not work hard on your own.
But when Sun Wukong, Monkey King, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, became the mud-bodied woodcarving of Monkey King, the Monkey King who defeated the Buddha, you found that no matter how he called, he would not come to help you.
So after you scolded Sun Wukong for defeating the Buddha, you went to work hard on your own.
Tanyue, do you think the front is better?
Or is the back better? "
Of course Li Lei knew that Sun Wukong's words were not wrong, because there are similar fables in the West.
However, Li Lei still said, "That's true, but for those children who watched "Journey to the West", your becoming a Buddha is too cruel to them."
"By the time they know that I am 'fighting against Buddha', they will have grown up."
Sun Wukong smiled and said, "It is time that took away their beautiful childhood, not me, an old monk who can only meditate and chant sutras.
I am also helpless about time. "
"Okay, my last question, Great Sage, are you happy when you become a Buddha?"
Li Lei thought for a while, and finally asked this question.
"All living beings are suffering, and so is the Buddha."
Sun Wukong lowered his eyebrows and said, "When I was king and saint in Huaguo Mountain and Shuilian Cave, I lived recklessly, but now that I think about it, was I happy then?
When I ate all the peaches in the Pantao Garden, I lived as I wished, but was I happy then?
Tanyue, how about asking deep in your heart, were you happy when you were a child?
Were you happy when you were a teenager?
Whether people are happy or not, this is always a question that goes to the bottom of my heart, and I cannot answer it. "
Sun Wukong's words fooled Li Lei. According to Li Lei's memory, his childhood and youth were very happy.
But when I think about it carefully, I find that the so-called happiness is just like that, and the real happiness seems to be far away from there.
So Li Lei began to get a little tangled, is he really happy?
Especially now, being inexplicably thrown into a parallel dimension, and then telling myself, you want to save the world.
But the problem is, the biggest support behind him is a pig teammate, while his biggest enemy has the halo of the protagonist.
According to the progress of the story, I should not survive three chapters.
"Woke up!
Tan Viet. "
Seeing that Li Lei's brows were getting tighter and tighter, Sun Wukong knew that Li Lei's thinking was on the edge of his head.
From the point of view of Buddhism, this is called falling into the demon.
So Sun Wukong quickly woke up Li Lei, "Why do you think so much?
As a human being, the most important thing is to be happy.
Come on, let me get you another bowl of noodles. "
Monkey King stood up and was about to go to the kitchen.
Li Lei quickly grabbed Monkey King, "Great Sage, have you watched a lot of TVB Hong Kong dramas?"
The cable package that Li Lei subscribes to includes the TVB channel.
Hearing Monkey King's strong TVB Hong Kong drama accent at the end, Li Lei really felt that Monkey King had been played badly by him.
What if such a Monkey King returns to Lingshan and is always ready to serve a bowl of noodles to the unhappy Buddhas?
"Krypton Invasion"
The smooth resolution of the Justice League quickly became the subject of discussion and attention by major media, but unfortunately all members left after disarming General Zod and others.
In order to limit their power, the kryptonite prison developed by Li Lei and Batman worked.
Batman mentioned in his open letter to the New York City Government that the Kryptonians are special and that the only thing that can limit their abilities is this set of prison equipment.
As for the ownership of these Kryptonians, Superman and others did not think about it.
Given how greedy the people on Earth are for extraterrestrial technology, these Kryptonians may spend the rest of their time imprisoned in some dark underground laboratory, and then a group of scientists desperately extract their knowledge.
"There's no way they could have copied a Kryptonian."
Superman told the others calmly, "Due to the special breeding method of Kryptonians, there are some defects in the Kryptonian genes.
It's a bit like hybrid rice. The first generation has obvious advantages, but the second generation immediately loses any advantage.
Therefore, hybrid rice needs to be bred every year, and Kryptonians can hardly get children naturally unless they can establish a standard Kryptonian fertility factory.
As for Krypton's technological knowledge, Krypton's occupational division of labor is very obvious.
Those who entered the military guild must be good at operating weapons and fighting, but let them design weapons?
They only have basic repair skills, but not when it comes to other things.
We have taken away the core technical equipment on the spaceship, so those warmongers can't get too much from General Zod.
And with the pride of General Zod, he will definitely not cooperate with those warmongers.
He's a Kryptonian soldier, and I trust his integrity. "
Li Lei shrugged his shoulders. If he was really a dedicated soldier, why would he betray his country back then.
No matter how noble General Zod stated his purpose and original intention, he still rebelled.
On the contrary, even though Superman's own father did not do a good job behind the scenes, he is still patriotic at least on the surface. Sure enough, the image of Superman must be "great and upright"
After Li Lei bid farewell to everyone at the base, he left the ninja at the base.
To be honest, Li Lei's apartment can't fit such a big toy anymore, especially this time the ninja and Kit were seriously damaged. If repairs were started at the same time, Li Lei's basement would have been overwhelmed.
Therefore, Li Lei decided to take the time to send the maintenance equipment here in the name of moving, etc. Anyway, the Wayne Group controls the entire Gotham City, and this matter is too simple for them.
Bruce naturally agreed.
Besides, the ninja is placed in the base, so Bruce doesn't have time to study one or two.
Even if another Gundam cannot be imitated, reverse development of certain technologies can still improve Bruce's Batmobile, Batplane, and Batmotor.
After returning to the apartment, Sun Wukong didn't talk to anyone, but went straight to his guest room to rest.
Li Lei didn't know what to say about Monkey King's emotional changes, and what he didn't understand was how the system put Monkey King, a super bug, into this dimension.
According to Sun Wukong's combat effectiveness, he has no problem single-handedly defeating all the superheroes in this world.
Because in Li Lei's impression, he really couldn't see any superhero with the ability to restrain Monkey King.
Li Lei thought about it, and he could only think that the great god of the system was "absolutely neutral"
Yes, it's neither "good"
nor "evil"
At the same time neither "lawful"
nor "mess"
From the perspective of the system, maintaining the stability and fairness of the system is its two fundamental purposes.
In order to maintain stability, it turned off General Zod's aura of subduing wisdom, and at the same time gave some help; but for the sake of fairness, it did not weaken Monkey King when Li Lei drew Monkey King as a tenant.
The meaning of the system is that if there are king bombs on both sides, it depends on whose timing is better for the king bomb to appear.
Li Lei obviously won this time, but the problem is that the original intention of the system to balance the system through massacres obviously cannot be realized.
Fortunately, the system is "absolutely neutral"
Otherwise, Li Lei is really worried that the system will take a small notebook to write down himself, and then find time to take revenge on himself.
As time went by, it was soon time for Sun Wukong to bid farewell as a tenant, but Li Lei felt that there seemed to be something he hadn't done.
Although the homestay system does not emphasize that the landlord must ensure that the tenants are in a happy mood, Li Lei feels that it is his responsibility that his tenants are always unhappy, not to mention that Monkey King has done him such a big favor.
Li Lei thought about it, so he made a super large fruit plate with the fresh fruits he purchased.
According to Li Lei's understanding, Sun Wukong belongs to the monkey race anyway, don't monkeys love fruits?
And looking at such colorful and sweet and savory fruits will lift anyone's mood.
So Li Lei carried such a big fruit plate and knocked on the door of Monkey King's guest room.
Li Lei pushed open the door and said with a smile, "Great Sage, I did this specially to thank you."
"Oh?
You still call the poor monk the 'Great Sage'? "
Monkey King looked at Li Lei in surprise.
But after seeing Li Lei's huge fruit plate, Sun Wukong felt a little better, and said with a light smile, "Tan Yue doesn't have to be like this."
"You can't say that, you always help me, I always have to repay one or two.
But for the Great Sage, there must be nothing he has never seen, so he can only prepare some fruits.
Fortunately, these fruits are all fresh and should suit the taste of the Great Sage. "
Li Lei said.
After coming to this dimension, Li Lei's culinary skills are all lit up, no matter Chinese food or Western food, no matter dim sum salad, there is almost nothing that Li Lei can't cook.
No matter how fresh the dish is, as long as Li Lei has a bite, Li Lei can copy it.
Li Lei wondered if Liu Maoxing had opened up the two veins of Ren and Du, and he had actually learned such a powerful skill.
"Haha, why did Tanyue say it so euphemistically, it's just that the poor monk is a monkey.
Monkeys, of course, love fruits the most. "
This time Monkey King laughed out loud, "It's okay, everyone is equal throughout life.
Whether it is a monkey or a human, there is no difference in our eyes.
By the way, according to your Darwin's words, aren't you people transformed from us monkeys? "
"Eh?
You actually read "Evolution""
Li Lei suddenly wondered if he had been struck by lightning. Would Sun Wukong still believe in Buddhism after reading "Evolution"?
The theory of evolution can be said to have dug the foundation of many religions. It is no wonder that Christianity and Darwin have been fighting for hundreds of years. Until now, the relevant schools teach "the theory of evolution"
Or "Inception"
The Catholic Church is still in a lawsuit with the government.
Li Lei couldn't imagine how Sun Wukong would face his Buddha and his Buddha after watching "Evolution".
"Why can't poor monks read "Evolution""
Sun Wukong smiled and asked, "Everyone has the Tao and the Buddha in their hearts. The Tao in the poor monk's mind is not necessarily the Western Way of Nirvana; the Buddha in the poor monk's mind is not necessarily the Tathagata Buddha.
I know you have a lot of confusion, and I have also read what people say about me now.
Some people say that I was killed by a six-eared macaque... But in fact, you all only take a fancy to my "Monkey King" appearance, but you don't care about the "Sun Wukong" under the appearance at all.
Could it be that today's 'Sun Wukong' has taken off the clothes of 'Monkey King' and put on the clothes of 'Fighting and Conquering Buddha', so 'Sun Wukong' is no longer 'Sun Wukong'?
You like the Monkey King who is wearing the clothes of 'Monkey King', it's because you put too much affection on him.
You hope that when you suffer from misfortune and injustice, Monkey King, Monkey King, will step on colorful clouds to save you.
But the question is, have you ever thought about saving yourself?
So when the Monkey King Monkey King exists, you feel that there is someone you can rely on, so you will not work hard on your own.
But when Sun Wukong, Monkey King, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, became the mud-bodied woodcarving of Monkey King, the Monkey King who defeated the Buddha, you found that no matter how he called, he would not come to help you.
So after you scolded Sun Wukong for defeating the Buddha, you went to work hard on your own.
Tanyue, do you think the front is better?
Or is the back better? "
Of course Li Lei knew that Sun Wukong's words were not wrong, because there are similar fables in the West.
However, Li Lei still said, "That's true, but for those children who watched "Journey to the West", your becoming a Buddha is too cruel to them."
"By the time they know that I am 'fighting against Buddha', they will have grown up."
Sun Wukong smiled and said, "It is time that took away their beautiful childhood, not me, an old monk who can only meditate and chant sutras.
I am also helpless about time. "
"Okay, my last question, Great Sage, are you happy when you become a Buddha?"
Li Lei thought for a while, and finally asked this question.
"All living beings are suffering, and so is the Buddha."
Sun Wukong lowered his eyebrows and said, "When I was king and saint in Huaguo Mountain and Shuilian Cave, I lived recklessly, but now that I think about it, was I happy then?
When I ate all the peaches in the Pantao Garden, I lived as I wished, but was I happy then?
Tanyue, how about asking deep in your heart, were you happy when you were a child?
Were you happy when you were a teenager?
Whether people are happy or not, this is always a question that goes to the bottom of my heart, and I cannot answer it. "
Sun Wukong's words fooled Li Lei. According to Li Lei's memory, his childhood and youth were very happy.
But when I think about it carefully, I find that the so-called happiness is just like that, and the real happiness seems to be far away from there.
So Li Lei began to get a little tangled, is he really happy?
Especially now, being inexplicably thrown into a parallel dimension, and then telling myself, you want to save the world.
But the problem is, the biggest support behind him is a pig teammate, while his biggest enemy has the halo of the protagonist.
According to the progress of the story, I should not survive three chapters.
"Woke up!
Tan Viet. "
Seeing that Li Lei's brows were getting tighter and tighter, Sun Wukong knew that Li Lei's thinking was on the edge of his head.
From the point of view of Buddhism, this is called falling into the demon.
So Sun Wukong quickly woke up Li Lei, "Why do you think so much?
As a human being, the most important thing is to be happy.
Come on, let me get you another bowl of noodles. "
Monkey King stood up and was about to go to the kitchen.
Li Lei quickly grabbed Monkey King, "Great Sage, have you watched a lot of TVB Hong Kong dramas?"
The cable package that Li Lei subscribes to includes the TVB channel.
Hearing Monkey King's strong TVB Hong Kong drama accent at the end, Li Lei really felt that Monkey King had been played badly by him.
What if such a Monkey King returns to Lingshan and is always ready to serve a bowl of noodles to the unhappy Buddhas?
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