Dressed as a palace cat butler

When Fang Tishuang woke up, he found himself lying in a comfortable and soft nest. He opened his eyes, rolled in a small circle in the nest, turned over deftly, and then crawled up.

But when he stood up, he realized that his vision had dropped a lot for no reason, as if he was lying on the ground. He took two steps subconsciously, but found that he was indeed crawling on all fours.

Fang Tishuang was stunned at first, then he suddenly lowered his head, and found that his palm turned into two fluffy claws!

Help!He unconsciously yelled, but what sounded in his ears was a short and panicked sound: "Meow~"

Where did the cat come from?This was Fang Tishuang's first reaction.

God, this is me, this is Fang Tishuang's second reaction.

Immediately afterwards, he raised his head and took a look at the room. The interior decoration looked quite expensive, and the soft round cushion he stepped on was also made of very elegant materials—so someone would give a small raccoon How can I make such a luxurious cat nest?

Not long after, he suddenly heard someone whispering outside the house. His hearing seemed to be much better now than before. Although the voice outside the house was suppressed very low, he could still hear it clearly.

"I heard that the new kid just disappeared?"

"Yeah, it's so pitiful. I took a look at it from a distance that day, and my eyebrows and eyes are much more beautiful than the Eunuch Yang who is now being favored. If there is no such accident, maybe I will be able to get the favor of some noble person in the future." Blue eyes."

"It's also bad luck... Sigh, I heard that our palace lost a lot of money to their family, right?"

"If you want me to say, it's his life. If he was scared to death, he wouldn't have to pay a penny, but if it was that little bastard who committed crimes, it would be different."

"Hey, you can keep your voice down, if someone else overhears you, watch your head carefully."

"I'm also telling the truth, in this palace, the lives of cats and dogs are more precious than ours." The man paused, his voice suddenly lowered, "You said that the new emperor has just ascended the throne, On the cusp of the storm, if something bad or bad happens to this cat owner, we can't even think about it."

The other person sighed softly, and then said: "The sage loved cats like children, but our little majesty hated these cats and dogs since he was a child. Now he has surpassed his elder brother to ascend the throne, and he has been criticized by others. If this If something goes wrong with the cat owner, I'm afraid they will talk even more."

The two people's voices stopped here, and if they went deeper, it was a matter of the court. If someone listened to this, it would not be enough to lose a few heads.

Fang Tishuang had already remembered everything now, he remembered that he fainted from fright, and before he fainted, he saw a white mass flying towards him, now thinking about it, it should be this cat...

But why on earth did he turn into a cat?Or the one that sent me home with one kick.

Fang Tishuang soon discovered that not only was the little raccoon slave's house much better than his previous one, but there was also a thick layer of boiled chicken on a delicate bamboo plate in the shape of a cat's face next to the cat's nest. , and it was torn into strips very intimately.

Fang Tishuang didn't even remember how long it had been since she had eaten meat. She just took a bite out of it carefully, and then simply jumped on it and started to eat it.

The little eunuch outside the house probably heard the commotion inside, so he opened the door and came in to take a look. Seeing that the little raccoon slave had already woken up, he was overjoyed: "Master cat, you are awake."

Immediately afterwards, he shouted outside again: "Xue Yue, hurry up and ask the imperial doctor to come over and show Master Shuang'er a look."

Imperial physician?A little raccoon slave can still command the imperial doctor?Fang Tishuang was surprised for a while, then escaped from the embrace of the little eunuch, and ran out of the yard in a flash, and went outside.

He remembered that Cao Silang came with him, and he had to find his elder brother.

It's too big here, Fang Tishuang didn't dare to swagger in the middle of the road like those sedan chairs passing by, so she followed the palace maids and eunuchs who came and went, walking close to the base of the palace wall.

But he was not familiar with this place at all. He went around and met many people, and when he met some people who knew this cat—that is, his palace people now, he approached it with ease, and acted like a baby. I can get some snacks.

Fang Tishuang woke up after eating the snacks rewarded by others, and blamed herself for being too frivolous for showing her belly to others just now.

"When I see someone again later, I won't be touched." He thought to himself.

However, at this time, another maidservant of the young palace walked up to him, she frowned and called out to him: "Master Shuang'er, come to this maidservant."

Fang Tishuang couldn't control her body, and happily got into her arms again, getting a warm fragrance all over her body.

"Concubine Yun gave me a few cakes," the maid said to him, and then opened the champagne hidden in her sleeve, "Do you want to eat it or not?"

Fang Tishuang licked her palm first as a thank you, then politely took a piece of pastry from the square embroidered parchment and left.

While wandering around the palace aimlessly, he looked at the little eunuch passing by, but unfortunately he couldn't find Cao Silang among the crowd after looking around.

By accident, he walked into a palace, which looked more deserted than the other palaces.

In the courtyard of the main hall, there is a tall pear tree, and half of the old woman is leaning on the rattan chair. The woman has a few strands of silver thread mixed between her temples, and a simple and elegant sandalwood konghou hairpin in her hair. .

Before Fang Tishuang walked in, he meowed a few times, and waited for the lady to respond before he walked in slowly.

Although he didn't know this woman, he always felt that this place and this person were inexplicably kind, and it seemed that the consciousness of this little white cat drove him here.

The noble lady who closed her eyes and pretended to sleep heard the movement he deliberately made, and then slowly got up. She first smiled, and then waved to Fang Tishuang: "Little Shuanger, you are here."

Fang Tishuang followed the consciousness of this body, whimpered in response, and then rubbed her head against her palm.

"I haven't seen you coming to this palace for a few days." The woman scratched his chin and said with a smile, "I used to come here to eat and drink all day long, but now that the saint has gone, you don't like to talk to me." This palace is here, right?"

Fang Tishuang was about to shake his head, but held back. He was afraid that if he acted too smart, he would be beaten to death as a demon later.

So he just yelled once or twice coquettishly, and then jumped onto the lady's lap. The lady smiled, and simply took him in her hand to make a small hand stove that didn't waste any charcoal.

After the dance, he regretted it. Just now, he was just scratched and touched. Brothers and sisters like to pinch his face at home on weekdays, so he didn't feel anything, but now being held by this woman, Always felt too close, not at all comfortable.

The movement of the woman touching his head made him feel comfortable, but the resistance in his heart made him stiff again. Fang Tishuang struggled between these two extremes for a while, and then gave up resistance altogether.

He's just a cat now anyway.

"Concubine Yun," a maid came forward and said, "It's time to feed her. Do you want to use it here or go back to the bedroom?"

"The wind is tight here." Concubine Yun raised her hand to caress the hairpin, and the maid behind her helped her gather the lotus-colored cloak, "let's go back to the bedroom."

"The sage has gone, and Shuang'er feels lonely too?" Concubine Yun said to Fang Tishuang as if chatting as she walked into the bedroom, "In the front palace, cats of different fur and color crowded the cattery. Now it's just you."

He heard Concubine Yun sigh lightly, and then said: "When the sage was here, how many people below felt that he was neglected in government affairs, and only indulged in raising raccoons and having fun. Let him kill you cats, tear down the cattery, and say that this is for the country and the people."

"But the sage couldn't bear it first, so he sent people from family to family to find a good family for them, and in the end only you, his favorite, were left behind," Concubine Yun's voice was unhurried, like Lin Laiquan's rhyme, "but Now that the new emperor who hates cats ascends the throne, they privately say that Pei Ye has not inherited the will of the previous saint, and his behavior of hating cats is really ruthless, and he is still young, stupid, and embarrassing..."

The maidservant next to her quickly reminded her: "Concubine, be careful that the walls have ears."

Those who are still staying here to serve her are all Concubine Yun's cronies, but Concubine Yun's words have already exceeded the rules, so the palace servants dare not let her continue.

"I'm not young any more, sometimes I say some stupid things." Concubine Yun returned to her original dignified and beautiful smile, and she entered the room with Fang Tishuang in her arms, and said to him, "Shuang'er , you must not provoke the empress dowager mother and son in the future, they are black-hearted, they used to hinder the face of the saints, and dared not do anything to you, but now they don't necessarily..."

Fang Tishuang was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and after a meal at Concubine Yun's place, after eating and drinking enough, he forgot what Concubine Yun had said to him just now, and only remembered Concubine Yun's The food there is delicious.

When going back, it was getting dark, and Fang Tishuang lost her way again, so she had to follow the servants in the palace.

Fang Tishuang felt that he was probably the murderer of Tai Sui recently. When he inadvertently broke into a gorgeous palace, he met a short-legged vicious dog in the palace.

Fang Tishuang soon realized the danger, the fur on his back exploded immediately, and he turned around and ran away, the vicious dog behind him was "swearing" at Fang Tishuang's buttocks, chasing after him.

He was too full just now, and now he really can't run anymore. If it weren't for the will to escape, Fang Tishuang felt that he might have been bitten off by the vicious dog.

Just when he was about to be chased by the vicious dog, a sedan chair suddenly appeared in front of him. The young man sitting on the sedan chair gave him a condescending look. He frowned, and then said two words to the servant beside him: "very noisy."

Rong Dengde, who was holding the floating dust by his side, yelled, and the vicious dog took a step back.

Rong Dengde recognized the vicious dog, and hurriedly told the people on the sedan chair: "Your Majesty, if the servants are not mistaken, the dog in the back is the dog raised in the Empress Dowager's Palace."

The man on the sedan chair didn't even look at the vicious dog, his eyes only stayed on Fang Tishuang for a moment, but he quickly moved away.

Fang Tishuang fled to the side of the road in a hurry, raised her head in a daze, and saw the face of the man on the sedan chair clearly.

The man was dressed in brocade clothes, the black robe was embroidered with golden dragons and auspicious clouds, he looked very precious, but there was a sickness in his brows and eyes, his complexion was too pale, his red phoenix eyes and thin lips were obviously a pair of Cool and thin.

But the ignorant Fang Tishuang was still stunned for a moment.

Probably because Rong Dengde was keenly aware that the eyes of the young man on the sedan chair had briefly lingered on the white cat being chased for a while, he thought for a while, and then said: "That little raccoon slave is The most beloved twins when the late emperor was alive."

After his reminder, the boy's eyes turned cold, and a bit of tiredness and boredom appeared on his face.

Not long after, people from the Empress Dowager's Palace chased after them. They first saluted the people on the sedan chair, then hugged the dog to their side, knelt down and apologized: "This dog was frightened, this servant is It's really the servant's fault that I can't catch up and disturb His Majesty..."

The young man on the sedan chair looked at Rong Dengde lazily, and Rong Dengde immediately reprimanded him: "Damn dog slave, hurry up and apologize!"

"Forget it," the young man said impatiently, "People in the Queen Mother's palace should be dealt with by the Queen Mother."

Rong Dengde quickly apologized and said with a smile: "Don't be annoyed, the sage, it's the servant who was negligent."

After speaking, he looked at the person kneeling on the ground again: "Why don't you go back to the palace and apologize to the Queen Mother?"

The person kneeling on the ground didn't dare to move, he only dared to get up when he heard the sedan chair go away, he couldn't blame the dog in his arms, and he didn't dare to do anything to the raccoon slave in the corner, so he had to admit bad luck.

Fang Tishuang, who was sticking to the corner of the wall, was terribly frightened. He grew up so big, and the biggest official he had ever seen, who was a Ming Dynasty official, almost bumped into this... the emperor he had only heard of from others.

Before he was terrified by the vicious dog and the little emperor, a servant walked up to him and tried to pick him up from the ground.

Fang Tishuang dodged subconsciously, and bared her fangs at him: "Meow!"

If you come here again, I will bite your hand!

The servant wasn't afraid of him, he just explained: "Eunuch Rong wants a servant to take you back to the cattery, it's getting late, it's not good to run into other nobles on the way."

Fang Tishuang put away her fangs and shook her head again. He didn't like this servant very much, so he still didn't allow him to hug him, but just followed him.

Seeing this, the waiter didn't force him, and led him back to the cattery.