Dressed as a palace cat butler

I heard that there was a rat disturbance in the Glazed Light Palace recently, and the twelve princesses who lived in it were terribly afraid of the rats.

I don't know where she heard that the pair kept in the cattery is good at catching mice, so she sent her eunuchs over and asked Fang Tishuang to come out of the mountain to catch mice with a bag of dried yellow croakers as a hire. mouse.

But what they didn't know was that Shuang'er had already changed under the skin. Fang Tishuang, like the twelve princesses, was terrified of mice to death since she was a child.

The reason is probably because when I was still a toddler, I accidentally saw a nest of newborn hairless mice in the corner, pink and pink, stacked in a small nest, which left Fang Tishuang with serious pain. From then on, even a glimpse of a mouse's tail could make him tremble with fright.

It's a pity that the servant who came to invite Fang Tishuang couldn't understand the language of cats, nor could he understand the face of a cat. Seeing him struggling, he asked the palace servants in the cattery to drive Fang Tishuang into a bamboo cage and carried him and left.

Fang Tishuang has been in this palace for more than a month, eating and drinking well every day, apart from still being homesick, and thinking about being separated from Cao Silang from time to time, this little life is not to mention very nourishing, he This nominal little steward actually has a monthly order——

Two bags of dried yellow croakers, a big pot of barley seedlings, and a small bag of dried sea fish, not long after they were sent out, he took one of them from time to time. The bag of dried fish sent by Huan was totally dismissive.

Because he is a raccoon slave now, no one in this palace, no matter if it is the master or the palace servants, will avoid and pay attention to him when speaking, so he also knows a lot of things in this palace.

He had also heard about this twelve princesses. He heard that she was the only daughter of the present Empress Dowager. She was nine years old at the time, and she was brought up petitely.

It is said that in the middle of winter and the first month of last year, the princess was so bored that she opened her mouth and asked a servant to go down to the lake to catch koi. Like a water ghost, he got seriously ill when he returned home, and almost returned home.

In normal times, they even asked the people in the palace to treat her like a donkey or a horse, barking like a dog or like a pig to make her happy. If she accidentally made her cry, she would be punished.

So Fang Tishuang, who was locked in the bamboo cage at the moment, couldn't help drooping his face. After all, he would not only have to deal with the terrible rat, but also the difficult Twelve Princesses.

Uncle is right, there really is no such thing as free money in the world - dried fish.

The father-in-law traveled very fast, and one person and one cat arrived in the Glazed Light Hall very quickly.

Before the waiter released Fang Tishuang from the bamboo cage, Fang Tishuang heard a childish milk voice: "Where is the little raccoon slave raised by father, have you caught it?"

"If you go back to the princess, it's in this bamboo cage. Don't worry, princess." The servant replied.

"Quickly release it for this princess to see." The twelve princesses leaned forward, "Grandfather never allowed me to play with his cat, it really made me curious."

Fang Tishuang saw a peach-pink shadow swaying around him, and then the bamboo cage was opened, and he rushed out of the cage in a flash.

The pink shadow also followed closely behind, followed by a group of servants in the palace, shouting anxiously: "Princess be careful."

No matter how skinny this nine-year-old girl is, she couldn't outrun Fang Tishuang, who is now light and tall. Soon she was tired from running, stopped and panted, pointed at Fang Tishuang, and told the palace man: "Catch this princess!" Live with this little bastard!"

The palace people had been prepared for a long time, just now the servant who brought Fang Tishuang brought a net bag from the corner of the wall, and asked the palace people to surround Fang Tishuang, and finally lifted him up with a net.

The maid of the first palace hurriedly moved the soft stool for the twelve princesses to sit down. The princess was very upset, so she asked the servant to pinch Fang Tishuang's neck and lift him up from the net bag.

"Let you run," the twelve princesses said to him angrily, "If you are so disobedient, I will let them bring A Niangna's dog and bite you to death!"

Fang Tishuang was grabbed by the back of the neck and threatened by the princess so much that she could only hang her feet motionless, like a little white rabbit whose ears were held by someone.

"You know you're afraid, don't you?" Princess Twelve proudly raised her eyebrows at him, and then glanced at him with that kind of scrutiny. That collar made of snow fox fur, no wonder grandpa likes you the most."

Immediately afterwards, she picked up Yu Ruyi on the side again, and poked and scratched Fang Tishuang left and right. It was very interesting to watch him struggle like a "cat purring cat purring": "Auntie's dog is most afraid of Rat, you have no vigor at all, so it looks like you, the little raccoon slave, are better, at least you have a beautiful Zhou Zheng, and you can catch mice."

The servants in the palace did not dare to speak, they could only see her having fun, and then reminded: "Princess, it's time for Master Shuang to catch the mouse."

The twelve princesses seemed to have just remembered the purpose of looking for him, so she threw Yu Ruyi to the maidservant beside her: "Forget it, let this princess catch all the mice in that room first—— Watch it catch mice."

The personal servant immediately winked at the little palace maid next to her, and the little palace maid hastily moved up the soft stool.

"Don't follow, it's too crowded," said the twelve princesses impatiently, "Just let Xingchun and Li'er wait on you."

The rest of the palace people quickly retreated and closed all the doors, and in an instant there were only these three people and one cat left in the bedroom of the twelve princesses.

The palace maid Li'er quickly put down the small soft stool, and the twelve princesses sat on it lazily, and then ordered the servant to put Fang Tishuang down.

As soon as the two hind legs landed on the ground, Fang Tishuang rushed towards the gate of the palace as if fleeing for his life, but unfortunately the main entrance and the side door were closed, and even the windows were tightly shut, Fang Tishuang could only be helpless Lie on the door and scratched.

"I've accepted the rewards, so don't hurry up and catch that annoying mouse for this princess." The twelve princesses looked at him, "If you can't catch the mouse today, this princess will make you look good!"

Fang Tishuang really wanted to cry, seeing the savage twelve princesses looking at her very unfriendlyly, so she could only pretend to walk around the hall, sniffing left and right.

When passing a closet, Fang Tishuang's left ear moved slightly, he seemed to hear a strange sound, and the next moment, he unconsciously lightened his steps.

Don't let live mice hide behind this cabinet?He thought nervously and fearfully, but his instinct drove him closer and closer.

"Have you found it?" At this moment, the twelve princesses suddenly shouted at him, "I'm tired of waiting."

Fang Tishuang, who was in a state of vigilance, was suddenly startled by her voice, and then the big fat squirrel hiding behind the cabinet was also startled, and seemed to fly out at such a high speed.

Fang Tishuang was almost thrown in the face by it, let out a shrill scream, and then ran away quickly.

The big fat rat didn't know whether it was blind or didn't want to live anymore, so it ran towards the twelve princesses in a daze. rush in.

Fortunately, the waiter standing in front of the twelve princesses was clever, and quickly caught the fat mouse with the net bag that caught Fang Tishuang just now: "Princess, don't be afraid, this mouse has already been caught by the servant."

The Twelfth Princess was surrounded by the palace people who came from outside, and quickly stopped shouting. She glared at Fang Tishuang who fled to the corner at the first time, and said angrily: "Give it to the princess to catch it!" Oh, how dare this damned little bastard deliberately scare this princess!"

Soon, Fang Tishuang was caught again.

The twelve princesses ordered people to find a more densely woven cage, and ordered them to lock Fang Tishuang and the big fat rat that had just been caught together.

When Fang Tishuang saw the fat rat being locked in, he jumped up and scratched the cage frantically, but his two paws were usually trimmed by maids for him regularly, so they really had no attack power.

After scratching for a long time, he seemed to accept his fate, lying on the cage wall with his back to the fat rat, and simply pretended to be dead without moving.

The little fat mouse was also keenly aware of the aura of natural enemies on the opponent, so it also followed suit and lay down on the other side.

"Strange thing." The twelve princesses frowned slightly, "How can there be a raccoon slave who is afraid of mice?"

The servant who followed her hurriedly replied: "The princess is right, it is indeed weird. When the saint was around, Master Shuang'er was very good at catching mice in the palace. Why are you so cowardly towards that little mouse now?"

Fang Tishuang: ...

If the mouse grows a few more years, it will grow to be as big as a cat. How can it still be called a "little mouse"?

There was nothing he could do, so he meowed at the people outside the cage, trying to coquettishly get them to let him out.

But the twelve princesses not only didn't want to let him go, but also ordered people to break a twig for themselves, and then poked it through the hole in the cage, and drove the fat rat to Fang Tishuang.

"My princess doesn't believe it. How can I catch mice in the past, but now I'm afraid of mice?" The princess said angrily, "It must be out to get revenge on me."

Seeing this, the servants in the palace next to him didn't intend to say anything, after all, they only regarded this raccoon slave as a little beast, and they couldn't open their mouths to complain to others. As long as there was no injury on the body, the princess could play tricks as she liked.

The fat mouse only cared about avoiding the poking of the branch, and unconsciously went to Fang Tishuang's side. Immediately afterwards, Fang Tishuang felt a small fluffy thing hit her hind leg.

He was so scared that the whole cat jumped up, knocked its head off the top of the cage, and fell back quickly.

At the same time, the innocent and happy laughter of the princess rang in Fang Tishuang's ears.

Probably thought it was amusing to tease Fang Tishuang like this, the Twelve Princesses played with it for almost an hour before they got tired of it.

"Princess, it's time to feed." The maid named Li'er reminded her.

The twelve princesses then threw the branch on the ground listlessly: "I don't want to play anymore, it's boring, send it back to the cattery."