Dressed as a palace cat butler

Fang Tishuang didn't have the mind to watch the dragon boat race until now, although this dragon boat race seemed to be the last one.

The little cat caught a dragon boat with a yellow flag on the bow at a glance, and then he didn't care who was on it, whether the dragon boat in the photo was ahead of the rest of the dragon boats or behind them, he was very concerned. Excitedly following the sound of gongs and drums, they "meow meow meow" to cheer for the subordinates.

When the first dragon boat crossed the line, the kitten jumped onto the table and proudly held up the cat's paw.

Looking at the kitten's back, Qi Chunye couldn't help showing a beaming smile on his face: "Saint, I see that the team led by General Su won the most victories today. Your majesty, are all of you also contaminated with dragon energy?"

Pei Ye usually doesn't like to listen to these flattery words, but seeing the kitten is so lively today, he is also in a good mood, so listening to these words feels very comfortable.

"Okay, it's so unruly." Pei Ye fished the kitten off the table with one hand, "What does it look like on the table?"

Fang Tishuang had no more troubles in his heart, and naturally the whole cat felt much happier. Since Pei Ye promised him, of course he would do what he said, so he laughed a few times, and stood up with both feet to rub against the emperor. s face.

Pei Ye stepped back a little, and said with disgust on his face, "What are you doing?"

The little cat only thought that he was duplicity, so he put his cheek against his cheek and rubbed it persistently, expressing his gratitude to him very earnestly.

The second time, Pei Ye didn't hide, and let the kitten rub against his face, and it didn't look like he really didn't like it.

Not long after, the palace people suddenly came forward with baskets of melons and fruits, and the father-in-law in the lead said with a smile on his face: "Your Majesty, this is a cold melon from Jingshui town. It is sweet, crisp, delicious, and refreshing. It’s a relief from the heat—all noble masters, please use it slowly.”

After the eunuch finished speaking, the round cold melons in the bamboo basket were put on the food table one after another.

The cold melon in front of the emperor was carefully selected, both in appearance and maturity.

The little cat stared blankly at the jasper-like big cold melon for a while, he had never heard of such a novel melon, let alone seen it.

When the waiter cut open the big green melon with a knife, the little cat couldn't help but let out a "sigh". He never thought that there would be such a beautiful big fruit in this world.

After the cold melon was cut in half, the light green skin and the bright red flesh inside were immediately exposed. The little cat thought it was like a large onyx wrapped in jasper, shining brightly in the sun. Clearly shining water.

The only fly in the ointment is that the "agate" is also inlaid with some big black sesame seeds, which is really disappointing.

When the sliced ​​cold melon was served, Fang Tishuang immediately smelled a very fresh fruity fragrance, and his saliva almost drool immediately.

Seeing the eye-opening look on the little raccoon slave's face, Pei Ye thought it was a bit funny, and saw that he was so greedy, so he first picked up a smaller piece and put it on a plate for him to eat.

With the delicious food in front of him, the little cat quickly forgot about the little bit of reserve, rushed forward and gnawed at the red flesh until his face was clean and pure white cat fur All stained with a layer of pink water stains.

While slowly eating the cold melon cut into small pieces, Pei Ye looked at the kitten in surprise.

I saw him seeming to have a grudge against that cold melon, babbling like a little pig digging a melon, and he didn't even spit out the melon seeds.

When the red melon flesh was eaten up, seeing that the kitten was going to eat the skin whole, the eunuchs hurriedly shouted "No way", and then stepped forward to snatch the melon skin.

Pei Ye glanced at the big tabby cat that had eaten the cat's face and paws dirty, and suddenly asked him solemnly: "What about the melon seeds, did you eat them too?"

Seeing that he suddenly became serious, Fang Tishuang nodded with some fear in her heart.He has a theory in his heart, he believes that there is nothing that cannot be eaten if it can be served on the table.

When he ate zongzi for the first time, if his elder brothers and sisters hadn’t stopped him, he would have chewed and swallowed the zongzi leaves, so he didn’t think there was any point in swallowing the seeds of the cold melon of.

But when he heard Pei Ye suddenly speak in such a tone, he felt that he might have made another big mistake.

Immediately afterwards, the emperor gave him a look of pity, and said seriously: "After eating cold melon seeds, melon seedlings will grow in my stomach."

"Meow?" Xiaomao'er suddenly felt that the sky was about to collapse. After all, he was still young, and when Pei Ye bluffed, he believed it.

Fang Tishuang immediately looked at Qi Chunye who was beside Pei Ye, and then looked at the people in the cattery behind him. Of course, none of them dared to disobey the emperor's intentions, so they showed some sadness along with him.

It's over, he's over.

There are melon seedlings growing in his stomach... Then in the future, when the melon seedlings grow up, won't they want to burst his stomach?He has only lived for more than eight years, how come he is about to die suddenly!

At first, the emperor intended to scare him from eating cold cold melons, but he didn't expect to see this kind of expression on his face, so he didn't explain at all, and planned to see what the kitten would do next.

Seeing that he refused to eat the remaining melon, he poured it into Pei Ye's arms with an extremely sad expression, rubbing the juice on his face all over the emperor.

Because Pei Ye thought the little cat looked interesting, he didn't blame him for soiling his fine clothes.

"Why don't you eat it?" Pei Ye pretended to ask him kindly, "Take another slice, it's so sweet."

The kitten didn't have the mood to eat anymore, turned over with a sad face, lay on the emperor's lap and stopped moving.

The emperor was busy with many things, after bluffing the kitten, he turned around and forgot about it, and seeing that the kitten seemed to be the same as usual, so he didn't take it to heart.

So he didn't know that he had fooled this silly little cat with just a random sentence.

Fang Tishuang didn't even listen carefully to how Pei Ye got his elder brother back, but only remembered that the queen mother seemed to be very angry.

His dear elder brother was rescued, but he was about to die... I don't know if he would be able to live again if his stomach was broken by that melon seedling.

Since returning to the Daming Palace, the little cat has not dared to drink a sip of water, but even if she doesn't go out to bask in the sun this summer, she will be bored indoors.

The little cat couldn't take it anymore after being steamed by the heat for a while, its mouth was foaming with thirst, and it wanted to crawl over to drink water a few times, but it couldn't bear it anymore.

Now his mind is full of the melon seeds sprouting in his stomach, and he feels that as long as the melon seeds are thirsty to death, he will live himself.

In the afternoon, the palace people smashed some crushed iced grapes, and then brought up a whole piece of ice brick, placed it beside Pei Ye's table, and fanned the cool wind for the emperor through the ice brick.

The little cat got close to the big tree to enjoy the shade, so he also took his tufted cattail and nestled next to the big ice brick to rest. After all, his body was cooler, but his thirst didn't ease at all.

The little cat turned his head to look at the big ice block, and suddenly felt blessed - if he licked the ice block, wouldn't he be able to quench his thirst again, and wouldn't he be able to stop the melon seeds from sprouting?

Fang Tishuang remembered that when it was snowy in winter, there was not even a single green shoot on the ground. Doesn't this mean that the seeds are afraid of the cold?If he licked the ice, maybe the cold melon seeds would not only not germinate, but they might even freeze to death!

The little cat did what he said, and seeing that no one noticed him, he first poked his head over secretly, then quietly stretched out his tongue, and licked the big ice brick as if he had done something bad.

Unexpectedly, with just such a small bite, the kitten's tongue stuck to the ice and could not be pulled out.

He raised his head in panic, not understanding how this dead ice cube could still bite people?

At this moment, he was in a dilemma. If he took a step forward, he was afraid that his tongue would become more sticky, and if he took a step back, he was afraid that he would lose his tongue.

Hearing the exclamation of the waiter beside him, Pei Ye lowered his head and looked down. Not only did he not help him, but he also laughed and said sarcastic remarks beside him: "Why are you so picky, greedy for everything, and eat everything?"

The little cat glared at him angrily, and yelled vaguely.

After Pei Ye laughed at him, he brought a cup of lukewarm tea, and then slowly poured it on the joint between the kitten's tongue and the ice brick, and rescued the kitten's tongue in a short while.

The emperor looked at the kitten's face with joy of relief at first, and then as if he suddenly thought of something, his pupils shrank suddenly, and the whole cat instantly felt hopeless.

"What's the matter, does your tongue hurt from the cold?" Pei Ye asked.

The little cat shook his head sadly. When Pei Ye used tea to save his tongue, he couldn't help but drink some.

If you are unlucky, the melon seeds in your stomach will germinate and grow seedlings today!

This is how to do?He hasn't lived enough, and he hasn't eaten enough delicious food...

The kitten continued to suffer like this until the night. When feeding, Wan'er found that he hadn't even touched a single drop of the bowl of water prepared for Fang Tishuang today, and even fed much less than usual.

She was worried that the kitten was suffering from some kind of illness, so she hurriedly caught the raccoon slave who was trying to suppress his thirst by taking a nap, and went to face the saint with her.

"It's summer and I don't have a good appetite. It's understandable to eat less food, but why is this big bowl of water useless for the master?" Wan'er said worriedly, "And after returning from Xingqing Palace today , the master has always looked sluggish, the servant thought to himself, don't be motion sickness or heatstroke."

When she said this, Pei Ye also paid attention to it, and hurriedly ordered the palace servants to invite Imperial Physician Qin to come over.

Imperial physician Qin ran to the cattery every three days, and almost became the imperial physician of the little cat. He took a detour around the path and arrived at the imperial court in a short while.

Doctor Qin first let the little cat lie down on the ottoman, then pressed his stomach, and did a routine checkup for him, but he didn't find any serious problems.

"The owner of the cat is fine, it just looks like there are some signs of lack of water. Feed it more water, and its appetite will naturally improve."

Hearing this, Wan'er hurriedly brought a bowl of water. Seeing that the bowl of water was about to touch the kitten's lips, unexpectedly he refused to drink it desperately. There is a psychological barrier.

Seeing this, Wan'er hurriedly persuaded: "This water is just brought up from the well, it is very clean, master can use some."

The little cat still kept its lips tightly shut, refusing to touch a drop of water.

Doctor Qin's complexion changed slightly, and he turned to the emperor and said, "Your Majesty, if cats and dogs are afraid of water and refuse to drink, it is likely that they are suffering from 'biting syndrome'. It's been ten days. But cat owners are kept in the palace, and they don't fight with other raccoons on weekdays, how could they suffer from such a disease?"

Pei Ye didn't have much research on cats and dogs. He had never heard of this kind of disease, but the sentence "only ten days left" obviously shocked him.

"Is it that serious?"

Although Imperial Physician Qin has done some research on treating cats and dogs, he was called into the palace to be an imperial physician in order to heal people and treat people. The animals he healed were nothing more than this kitten, the dog master of Qingning Palace, and Nan Nan. Those rare animals in the imperial garden have no actual understanding of this disease that seems to only exist in partial medical books.

"I'm not sure about the lowly position, this disease is very rare in liu slaves..."

After Qin finished speaking, he teased the little cat to move like a cat. Seeing that there was nothing unusual about him except that he didn't want to drink water, he thought about it carefully again.

The little cat was already dying of thirst, but Wan'er was still holding such a big bowl of water in front of him. He only had eyes for the bowl of water. As for what Qin and Pei were saying, he didn't listen to a word .

Imperial Physician Qin finally said: "It shouldn't be 'depressed bite syndrome'. If the master still refuses to drink water, you can cook some porridge and soup for a while, and it's good to coax it to eat."

Pei Ye nodded slightly, turned his head and told the palace man: "Let the small kitchen cook some mung bean porridge, make it thinner."

The little cat could barely hold back the dripping water, but when the chilled mung bean soup was served, he couldn't hold back no matter what.

Besides, Fang Tishuang thought about it carefully. He only heard that watering the seeds could make them live, but he had never heard that watering them with mung bean soup could make them live. So he could drink this bowl of mung bean soup.

So he tentatively poked his tongue out, and after taking a sip, he couldn't help it anymore, so he drank the bowl of mung bean soup clean.

At first, Pei Ye didn't think the kitten looked sick, but he had licked the porcelain bowl clean, so he laughed and said, "I just said, how can I raise him like gold and jade?" Such a big problem has been raised, it turned out that the raised mouth was too picky, and he refused to drink clean water, and he wanted to drink something with taste."