Dressed as a palace cat butler

Fang Tishuang was afraid that she would be thirsty again at night, so she fell asleep early today.

Because the weather was getting hotter and hotter, the kitten obediently put a thin blanket on its belly before going to sleep, but when it fell asleep, the thin blanket flew away to nowhere.

In the middle of the night, Kitten suddenly felt cold, and when he opened his eyes in a daze, he found that something was wrong with his body. He felt that his limbs were inexplicably heavier than before going to bed, and his lower body was hard, as if he was sleeping on him. In the soft cat bed.

"!" The next moment, he immediately realized that it wasn't that his hands and feet suddenly became heavy, but that he had become a human again.

He turned over in a panic and got up from the ground. Fortunately, the lights in the sleeping hall were also turned off at the moment. In the middle of the night, there was almost no light in the hall. Even if Pei Ye opened his eyes, he couldn't see him clearly.

So soon he moved lightly towards the place where the emperor usually hangs his clothes. At this moment, he seemed to have eyes on his back, and if there was any disturbance, he would stop and look back.

Fang Tishuang's heartbeat gradually amplified in his ears, almost noisier than the cicadas on the tree, but there was no movement on the dragon bed, which made him wonder if his heartbeat was too loud to cover the over there.

He came to the hanger smoothly, but found that the set of clothes that should have been hanging on it was gone, so he had no choice but to retreat and carefully opened the huge wooden box next to him.

But the lid of the wooden box was too heavy for him, Fang Yishuang had some difficulty lifting it up, and the box didn't give him face very much, when it was halfway up, it suddenly "creaked".

The sound was actually not loud, but in this empty and quiet palace, it seemed a bit harsh.

He opened his eyes wide, and a trembling heart almost jumped out of his throat, but even if he accidentally made such a sound, the people on the dragon bed did not respond at all.

Could it be that Pei Ye fell asleep today?

Fang Tishuang felt that it was a little impossible, after all, he usually grinds his teeth, and meowing a few sleepy words can wake up people who are sleepy on the bed.

Of course, he didn't actually see it with his own eyes, but he heard Pei Ye complain a few words after waking up.

Fang Tishuang didn't care so much anymore, if he didn't move quickly, Pei Ye would wake up after a while, not only would he see him naked, but also the cat's tail hanging behind him.

On the viewing platform today, he nodded and confessed that he was trying to save his elder brother. It was a last resort. Although Pei Ye didn't want to beat him to death because of it, Fang Tishuang thought that just hearing it was different from seeing it with his own eyes. of.

If he really saw his strange appearance clearly, the emperor might not treat him as a monster.

Fang Tishuang pulled a set of clothes from the suitcase and put them on. Fortunately, the palace people packed the suitcases very carefully, and each set of clothes was stacked together, so he didn't have to bother to search in the suitcase. those accessories.

However, Pei Ye's clothes were really too big for him, not to mention the bottoms dragging the floor, and even the cuffs had to be shaken several times before he could barely show his hands, it really didn't fit well.

He dragged such big clothes, and touched the dragon bed lightly.

Right now his eyes have completely adapted to the darkness, the closer he gets to the dragon bed, the more strange he feels——

The bedding on the bed seemed to be folded, and Pei Ye was not sleeping on the bed.

Fang Tishuang was in a daze when he suddenly heard a palace official entering the palace carrying a lamp. He heard footsteps, and subconsciously wanted to find a place to hide.

It's a pity that the man's footsteps were too fast, and he passed the screen in a short while. Fang Tishuang was about to hide under the bed, but he heard the man exclaimed, it was Qi's voice: "Who? Come out!"

He first brought up a lamp to shine on the cat nest at the end of the bed. He was sent back by Pei Ye to see how the kitten was sleeping. It just disappeared.

Fang Tishuang still kept her upper body under the bed, while her lower body was still exposed, which seemed to be the way of hiding without caring about her head.

Qi Chunye knew very well that this little man was special to the emperor, and the little cat suddenly disappeared, and he couldn't do business when he went back, so it's better to take this Fang Tishuang to the face of the saint.

"Hey, little man, don't go under that bed anymore," Qi Chunye walked up to him with a lamp and coaxed him softly, "It's so dirty in there, and the saint is waiting for you outside, don't let the saint wait Anxious."

Fang Tishuang's heart tightened, thinking that Pei Ye was waiting for him?How did he know that he has become a human with supernatural powers?Could it be...he saw it before he went out just now?

Qi Chunye saw that the coaxing was unsuccessful, so he said in a slightly cold voice: "If the gentleman refuses to obey, then this old slave has no choice but to call General Su to come in and take you to the saint."

Fang Tishuang didn't want to make a big deal out of it, so she went down the slope and got out from under the bed in some embarrassment.

Qi Chunye thoughtfully prepared a pair of boots for him, and asked him to change the emperor's court clothes.

If it was someone else who mistakenly wore such over-the-counter clothes, it would be right to take him down and execute him, but an ignorant person is not guilty, and Qi Chunye knew that the emperor might not care about this, so he just asked him to change it.

Outside the hall, on the terrace.

Pei Ye suddenly heard footsteps, and without looking up, he just asked quietly, "Why did it take so long?"

However, the next moment, he realized that Qi Chunye was not the only one who came back, and there was an unfamiliar footstep behind him.

"Saint, my servant just went back to look at it. The kitten master is not in the nest. There is only this little gentleman in the hall." Qi Chunye said here, suddenly paused, and then said, "I want my servant to tell General Su to go Looking for it?"

"You don't need to work on him," the emperor stood up, then looked at Fang Tishuang who lowered his head, and then said to Qi Chunye, "You step back first."

Qi Chunye nodded and said, "Yes."

When he retreated, Pei Yefu lay down again, and then reminded him lazily: "There is a recliner next to it."

Fang Tishuang hesitated at first, he didn't know if he might make a mistake, so he carefully sat down on the recliner next to the emperor, and then lay down a little stiffly.

"Fang Tishuang." Pei Ye suddenly said.

Fang Tishuang was called by his first and last names in vain, and he almost jumped up from the couch in fright.

"Why did you refuse to change even once when you were alone looking at you?" Pei Ye said slowly, "You only change when you are alone."

Fang Tishuang replied in a low voice: "It's a coincidence, and it's scary for me to change into a human being, it will scare you...Your Majesty."

Pei Ye was a little amused: "What a terrible method? I want to see it with my own eyes."

Fang Tishuang suddenly turned her head and stopped answering him.

If he suddenly saw that dog master in Qingning Palace turned into a human, with a pair of dog ears and a dog tail growing on his body, even if he had prepared himself mentally in advance, he would still be frightened.

So Fang Tishuang judges others by himself, thinking that it is impossible for Pei Ye not to be afraid.

Fortunately, he has been able to control one of the ears and the tail in recent times. It is a pity that after hiding the ears, the tail cannot be retracted, and when the tail is retracted, the ears pop out again. The gourd floats up and down, and it is really impossible to have the best of both worlds.

Therefore, he still felt that the most important thing was to hide the ears first. After all, the tail could be blocked by clothes, but the cat ears could not.

He didn't feel it when he fell asleep just now, but after lying here for a while, Fang Tishuang suddenly felt thirsty again, and within a short while, his throat was so dry that it was almost smoking.

On the table to the left of his hand was a plate of chilled grapes, which looked like they were still steaming, and next to the grapes was a pot of tea soup submerged in ice water.

Fang Tishuang couldn't help but looked there a few more times, then swallowed involuntarily.

Pei Ye half-closed his eyes, and seemed to have noticed his gaze, so he said, "If you want to eat, take it yourself."

Fang Tishuang shook her head subconsciously, but the little hand had already crawled over involuntarily. He only ate grapes and didn't drink water, so he probably wouldn't expel the pile of melon seeds in his stomach.

After a while, all the chilled grapes on the plate disappeared. Because he was afraid of being told by Pei Ye, Fang Tishuang restrained himself and left the last grape in the center of the plate.

Pei Ye turned around and took a look, and said with a half smile but not a smile: "I still know how to leave one for Gu, it's very generous."

Fang Tishuang smiled a little embarrassedly.

But soon, he couldn't laugh anymore. Just now when he was chewing grapes, he was too impatient and accidentally crushed a few grape seeds. He didn't feel anything just now, but just now he licked them lightly with his tongue, and the A baby tooth was licked out.

Seeing that he suddenly showed a look of horror, Pei Ye felt a little strange, so he turned to him and asked, "Why, are you choking?"

Fang Tishuang shook her head, then lowered her head and spat something on the ground.

The emperor leaned over to take a look, and by the bright moonlight, he saw clearly that there was a small pool of blood on the ground. His first reaction was to think that this little slave was vomiting blood.

Immediately afterwards, he noticed that there was a small deciduous tooth entrained in that small piece of blood, and he immediately understood.

He understood, but Fang Tishuang didn't understand, he only knew that he had lost his teeth and was bleeding, presumably the melon seedling in his belly had sprouted tenaciously and was stealing the nutrients from his body !

"It's just a tooth loss, what are you doing with a sad face?"

Fang Tishuang really wanted to refute him, what do you know?But Pei Ye just invited him to eat such fragrant and sweet grapes, so he restrained a little, and said in a muffled voice: "I'm going to die, how can I still be happy?"

Pei Ye was taken aback for a moment, and then smiled with the corners of his mouth curled up: "Why are you going to die, just because of this tooth and a mouthful of blood?"

"It's not that you want to invite me to eat some cold melon." Fang Tishuang was inexplicably depressed. Eat, I ate so many melon seeds, and accidentally drank a little water, wouldn't the cold melon seeds in my stomach germinate?"

Hearing this, Pei Ye finally couldn't hold back his laughter.

He didn't understand why the kitten suddenly refused to drink water, but after hearing what he said, he suddenly understood.

Fang Tishuang thought that she was in such a miserable situation, yet Pei Ye was still smiling so happily and so inhumanly, she couldn't help feeling sad, her nose soured, and it started to rain again in her eyes.

The emperor suddenly saw him rubbing his eyes with his head down, and managed to hold back his smile, got up and followed his back stiffly: "Okay, I was lying to you this morning, who would have thought you would believe such a truth. "

"Don't coax me," Fang Tishuang said, sobbing, "I even lost a tooth."

Pei Ye was a little puzzled: "What does this tooth loss have to do with the cold melon seeds?"

Fang Tishuang then told Pei Ye intermittently what he had conjectured in his heart. Unexpectedly, after hearing his remarks, the emperor could no longer hold back his reserved face, turned his head and began to laugh.

Fang Yishuang, who was still crying, suddenly frowned, and didn't bother to wipe away her tears, and said repeatedly: "I'm going to die, and you still laugh at me, are you human..."

The emperor had never seen such a simple and stupid person. He was not angry when he heard the words, and asked him kindly: "Don't you have many brothers and sisters? Have you never seen them lose their baby teeth?"

"Auntie said they are going to change their teeth, how is it the same as me?" Fang Tishuang couldn't turn the axis in her heart for a while.

"Don't you just want to change your teeth?" Pei Ye smiled again, "You are going to grow up."

Fang Tishuang lay there thinking for a while, and then suddenly realized that she was deceived by Pei Ye, and she was deceived terribly by him!

As soon as he figured it out, he felt unbearably angry. First, he picked up the teapot on the table through gritted teeth, and directly put his mouth to the mouth of the pot and drank half of the pot, which was enough to quench his thirst.

Immediately afterwards, he turned around to face Pei Ye, and then punched the little emperor lightly and hard. The child's strength was not very heavy in the first place, not to mention that Pei Ye had been practicing swords since he was a child, rain or shine. Body, such a punch was like scratching an itch to him.

"You..." Pei Ye looked a little surprised, "Presumptuous!"

It's not because he was really hurt by Fang Tishuang's punch, but he didn't expect that someone would dare to do something to him. This is simply too reckless.

Fang Tishuang was not relieved, and said with an aggrieved face: "You made me dare not drink water all day, what's wrong with punching you?"

He said he was wronged like this, but in fact he was already guilty in his heart. Just now, he was out of breath and couldn't hold it back, but now he felt that he was actually quite reasonable, so he refused to bow down.

However, his ass has already left the reclining chair sensibly, and he is ready to run away at any time.