Dressed as a palace cat butler

Just a few days ago, news spread in Chang'an City that the emperor's personal conquest, defeating the Turkic army intending to violate the border, and retreating hundreds of miles.

The news spread from outside the pass to Chang'an City, and it must have taken a lot of effort to cross mountains and ridges. Prince Huai guessed that Pei Ye should have finished negotiating with the Turkic king at this time, and he must be on the way back now. To arrive in Beijing.

Therefore, he planned to take the risk, and secretly took Fang Tishuang to visit Pingkangfang before His Majesty came back.

Fang Tishuang has been hanging out with them for a long time recently, and she is not as repulsed by these places as before, so she followed them curiously with half-push and half-push.

A group of people entered a well-known private brothel, led by the turtle slaves into the lobby, and drank flower wine first.

Fang Tishuang briefly glanced at the dancers and singing girls on the stage, her face was as red as a cooked shrimp, and she sat there like a quail, not daring to move.

Seeing him like this, Lu Xu smiled, and then he was good at being a teacher and said: "This is the most famous private brothel in Pingkangfang. It has four ladies and a gentleman, and there is a lady Yu among them. She is the top courtesan in Pingkangfang."

"Lang Jun?" Fang Tishuang's eyes widened slightly, and she asked with some doubts, "Since it is a famous brothel, how can it keep these people? What about those on the stage?"

Pei Yi hurriedly answered: "You don't understand that, do you? This is called expensive and not expensive. After all, it is the capital, and it is naturally different from those brothels in the backcountry. Those singing and dancing on the stage just now are just inviting The singers and maikos who come to the venue are not raised here."

The other person at the table saw him so red-faced, so he also laughed at him and said: "I can't stand it? We are just drinking flower wine, how can this lady in the lobby be considered stunning? You, tonight Drink more, and our brothers will take you upstairs to see the world."

After speaking, he added wine to Fang Tishuang's empty tea bowl, but Pei Yi didn't stop him, so he turned his head and asked Fang Tishuang, "Can you have wine?"

"I will eat a little." Fang Tishuang replied.

Even so, Pei Yi still glared at the young man who refills the wine for him: "Jiang Erlang, don't come here, the king brought him here today to make him look good, so that this foolish boy won't be caught by someone with malicious intentions." Bad people get scammed."

After finishing speaking, he glanced at Lu Xu meaningfully, and continued: "It's just to see the world, but don't do those dirty things on the bed."

"Balang said that," Lu Xu raised his wine glass, and smiled at him lightly, "I scolded myself too, I'm afraid Ayi's dirty deeds are no less than those of us, right?"

"Nonsense," Pei Yili said bluntly, "This king is in his prime, if he doesn't work hard now, when will he do it?"

All the people at the banquet laughed one after another, and spoke obscenely with each other.

Lu Xu also laughed: "Ayi only lets Tishuang see the world, but doesn't let him go to the women's bed. Does this mean that he is going to hold the lamp for you by the bed?"

As a person whose body and mind have been soaked in this fireworks and willow alley, Pei Yi turned his head and saw Fang Tishuang's innocent eyes, and unconsciously felt a little shame in his heart.

"Get out of here." Pei Yi felt a little fuzzy in his heart. After getting along with Fang Tishuang these days, he only felt that he was still a child with a pretty face, but there was no trace of affection in his eyes.

If this little boy is allowed to stare at him for having sex, his reputation as Pei Yi's invulnerable gun will be ruined. In his eyes, letting Fang Tishuang hold the lamp for him at this time is no different from letting his daughter Running in and laying down beside the bed was generally embarrassing.

Fang Tishuang sat beside them very quietly, still looking at them with some distaste, although he often got along with these people during these days, and was happy to hang out with them during the day when he had nothing to do.

But Fang Tishuang couldn't help feeling a little uncomfortable with them, because these people actually had a large group of wives and concubines in their homes, but they had to shamelessly go to the brothel every night to find those prostitutes to eat.

Fang Tishuang was only surprised at first, but later she felt a little disgusted. She didn't understand that they had to eat different mouths every night, so why didn't they eat the mouths to pieces?

After drinking the flower wine, everyone was in high spirits, so they went upstairs to the private room talking and laughing.

Fang Tishuang didn't expect that after one round of eating in the lobby, there would be another round upstairs, and because the environment here is quiet and the food is delicious, it might be even better than that in the Huaca Building, so she was very fond of this place in her heart. Not so repulsive.

After entering the private room, other people were busy choosing prostitutes, but he just focused on eating a plate of sugar crabs not far from him. Seeing this, Lu Xu brought the plate of sugar crabs to him.

Fang Tishuang hurriedly said: "No...no need, this is not good."

"What's wrong?" Lu Xu smiled at him, "Do you think any of them still want to eat? Since you like to eat, then you can enjoy it."

Fang Tishuang's eyes wandered between the plate of sugar crab and Lu Xu's face, but he was still reluctant to push it back, so he had no choice but to say, "Thank you."

"Tishuang," Lu Xu's smile faded slightly, with a bit of sadness on his face, "Why haven't you talked to me recently? Did Pei Yi say something to you?"

Fang Tishuang shook her head hastily, and then said carefully, "He didn't say anything bad about you, but I think it's not good for us to walk...too close."

"Why is it not good? You are good at painting, and I happen to love painting, we are like that boy Yaziqi, high mountains and flowing water," Lu Xu said slowly, "We are such good friends, we have What's wrong?"

As soon as Fang Tishuang heard him talking about a confidant, someone's face appeared in his mind unconsciously. He thought about Pei Ye for a while, and then said firmly, "No, I already have a confidant."

But Lu Xu asked persistently: "There is not only one confidant, why don't you consider me?"

"He's not only my bosom friend," Fang Tishuang said with a blushing face, "he's also my sweetheart, I can't be with you behind his back."

Lu Xu was slightly taken aback.

At the same time, the fake female bustard here suddenly pushed the door open and came forward, waving a flower fan. Flowery.

She first smiled at everyone, and then said unhurriedly: "Everyone, which lady do you want to accompany tonight?"

Pei Yi didn't shy away from meat and vegetables, and touched her hand ambiguously: "Go and invite the Duzhi lady from your place, this king only wants her."

The fake bustard hurriedly apologized and said with a smile: "This is really a misfortune, Lady Yu has already been ordered tonight, if I had known that the prince was coming, I would not have promised her...or else The distinguished guests should choose someone else?"

Pei Yi could tell at a glance that she was taking Joe, intending to raise the value that everyone knew, but he didn't see through it, he just took off the heavy purse at his waist, and then put it in her arms. Diu: "Don't talk nonsense. If that person refuses to let him go, you can drag him out and chop him up. I will be responsible for any accidents."

The bustard was hurt by the heavy bag of gold, but her face was beaming with joy, "Who dares to spoil Prince Huai's interest? This concubine will snatch our lady Yu here!"

After speaking, he invited a group of maids to come in. The maids here are all painted with makeup and powder, and they are full of fragrance. When they lean into the arms of the benefactors, they are all charming and entangled. Do not open your eyes.

After a while, the lady who knew everything was worth seeing came, Fang Tishuang subconsciously put down her chopsticks, and looked towards the entrance respectfully.

Madam Yu was combing a Chang'e bun, the hairpins on her black hair were swaying, and the pearls and emeralds were shining finely. She was jingling as she walked. Fang Tishuang noticed that she had a very good figure, and she also looked like a very upright lady.

But compared to the heavenly-looking dancing girl and singing girl at the banquet downstairs, she seemed a little mediocre.

Lu Xu saw his doubts at a glance, and explained softly: "The reason why famous prostitutes dare to be called 'knowledge' is not only because of a pretty face, but also because they have to be talented and intelligent. People, who can convince us men with a clever mouth, this is a qualified courtesan."

Fang Tishuang nodded ignorantly.

"Who is your sweetheart?" Lu Xu changed the subject and asked again, "Is it a man or a woman?"

Fang Tishuang was afraid that he really had such inappropriate feelings for him as Pei Yi said, in order to cut off his thoughts, so he said honestly: "He is also a man, we are very close."

Lu Xu smiled meaningfully when he heard the words: "What's the best way? Have you ever rolled on the bed?"

Fang Tishuang blushed, lowered her head to look at the sugar crab in front of her, pretended that she didn't hear clearly, and then said decisively: "Anyway, I can no longer associate with you, and you don't come to talk to me either."

Lu Xu only smiled lightly and didn't continue to answer.

During the banquet, the emerald-haired woman slowly took her seat, exchanged a few words with everyone, and then began to serve the drinking order.

Fang Tishuang had never had a drinking order before, so she didn't know the rules, so Mrs. Yu took the trouble to explain the rules to him carefully.

Then, Madam Yu raised her plain hand, raised a small command flag, and then took the full glass of wine that Pei Yi gave her.

"Chunjiao has a drink first." After she finished speaking, she drank the full glass of wine in one gulp.

Immediately afterwards, she brought up another rule concisely, and immediately met Pei Yi's gaze, and smiled slightly: "Let's start with Balang for today."

Pei Yi smiled and lingered with her eyes for a while, and then met the short poem she initiated unhurriedly. The next command was Lu Xu. To Fang Tishuang's surprise, he It was also very good.

Fang Tishuang was dumbfounded immediately. He thought that these dandies had beauties and wine in their minds, and they were all a bunch of useless brains. Who knew they were all so knowledgeable!

Composing poems and pairings, although they can't be said to be done in one go, at least they can meet the drinking orders of the previous person.

Although he has also read books for so many years, he still can't get the hang of writing poems and articles. The wine order has to be compared and rhymed correctly. Fang Tishuang is still drinking, and his head is dizzy Yes, this is simply a head-two big.

After a while, the banner in Mrs. Yu's hand was pointed at him, and Fang Tishuang was still standing there stupidly, unable to fart.

Then, hearing the sound of "pa", Madam Yu picked up a bamboo stick with a smile, and threw it in front of him accurately. Fang Tishuang was startled, and then another servant girl came over with the jug , Filled him with a glass of wine.

"I'd like to bet and admit defeat," the lady who knows everyone smiled, "I'm sorry, so I have to invite you to drink."

Fang Tishuang didn't dare to refuse, so she had to drink up the glass of wine.

After playing round after round like this, Fang Tishuang was able to answer very few times, so she had to drink in silence.

At the beginning, Pei Yi remembered to block him, but in the end, he was too drunk, so he forgot about Fang Tishuang, and stuck to Mrs. Yu wholeheartedly.

When the group of people were almost done drinking, Pei Yi said with his tongue out: "If you drink any more, it will be a waste of time, Mrs. Yu, hurry up and arrange a good place for us..."

Madam Yu smiled, glanced at the people at the banquet, and saw that almost all of them had already embraced one of them, so she said: "The wing is next door, gentlemen, please use it slowly."

After she finished speaking, she looked at Lu Xu: "Xu Lang today..."

Lu Xu smiled lightly and waved his hands: "I'm not in the mood today, the lady will arrange for this young gentleman."

It is known that the lady immediately looked at Fang Tishuang again, just now when he saw that this young gentleman has an outstanding appearance, in terms of appearance, he is much better than the young lady raised in their brothel, so he took it for granted that it was Lu Xu brought about by pampering.

Seeing what Lu Xu said now, he realized that they were not together, so he sent someone to recruit a young man to come in.

Fang Tishuang's eyes were so dizzy that she couldn't find her way. She only saw the red lips of Mrs. Yu opening and closing, but she couldn't hear what she said at all.

A moment later, a young young lady in green clothes entered the room lightly, and then together with Lu Xu, put up the drunken Fang Tishuang.

Fang Tishuang softly pushed the two of them: "Let go... I'm going back."

"Is the gentleman drunk and confused? It's already time for night ban," the young man said with a light smile, "Even if you want to go back, you can't go back, so you can stay with us tonight."

Fang Tishuang tried her best to open her eyes, and stared at the young lady dazedly, the young lady was not much older than him, she was also painted, and her appearance was no worse than those girls just now: "You...you can't. "

"What can't be done?" The young man pushed him into the next room, "When we get here, there is nothing that can't be done."

Fang Tishuang staggered and fell on the couch. The young man glanced at Lu Xu who had followed all the way in, and said with a charming smile, "Xu Lang, are you coming too?"

"Not today," Lu Xu stared at the man on the couch with rosy lips and cheeks, and said with great interest, "I'm looking at you—this is just a baby, you have to teach him well."

The young man immediately understood, took off his boots and climbed onto the couch, softly whispered in Fang Tishuang's ear: "Little Lang."

Fang Tishuang was very dizzy and sleepy. She just wanted to go back to the palace early to rest. She was struggling to get up, but suddenly she felt the young man sticking to him, reaching out to pick off his clothes, and wanted to eat his. Mouth.

Fang Tishuang immediately woke up a little bit, and pushed him away roughly: "What are you doing?"

"Of course it's a fun thing with Mr. Lang." The young man was a little confused, thinking that it was his first time, so he was so nervous, "Mr. "

After he finished speaking, he shook out a jar of plaster from his cuff, and said with a soft smile, "Look, as long as you apply this, it won't hurt anymore."

Fang Tishuang looked innocent and harmless, but now she seemed to go crazy suddenly, and when she saw this, she wanted to hit him with a pillow: "No, no, don't touch me, I want to go back!"

After finishing speaking, he looked at Lu Xu who was watching from the sidelines: "Lu Xu, hurry up and call Pei Yi over, I want to go back, I won't stay here anymore!"

Lu Xu glanced at him indifferently: "Pei Yi is still in ecstasy under Mrs. Yu's pomegranate skirt, how can he care about you?"

Fang Tishuang was extremely wronged, she felt that Pei Yi was really not a thing, she brought him here, but now she disappeared, leaving him alone in this wolf's den.

Drunk, he blocked the young man's hand in annoyance, and the pair of cat ears on the top of his head just popped out.

Seeing that, the young man was suddenly shocked: "Then... what is that?"

He was about to reach out to touch it, but he heard a rush of footsteps outside the door of this wing, followed by another loud bang, and the thin wooden door slammed down.