Dressed as a palace cat butler

Fang Tishuang, who was lying on the couch, moved his ears a little, and felt that the footsteps of the person coming were very familiar. He tried his best to support his body to get up, but before he could look up and see the person's face, he was caught A wide cloak covered it.

Those who came from the shop all came from Pei Ye's familiar and reassuring aura.

He staggered and fell into His Majesty's arms, and then hugged him tightly, refusing to let go at all.

The young lady next to her was stunned, and thought to herself, what is this called?Since they opened their business, this is the first time someone has broken in and "caught the rape in bed". Are all the turtle slaves downstairs dead?I don't know how to block people first.

On the other side, Lu Xu's forehead and back were soaked in cold sweat. He had expected that Fang Tishuang's identity was not simple, so he didn't dare to attack him rashly today. Let this young man try it first. Give it a try, if something really happens, this young man will just lose his life.

But the man in front of him is tall and tall, with a long knife decorated with dragon patterns on his waist, and beside him is an old man with a white face and beardless, who looks like an eunuch, even if he can't recognize the young man, he definitely won't recognize him Look at the old eunuch.

When his grandfather was promoted to Minister of Rites the year before last, it was Qi Chunye who personally came to their house to announce the decree. After all, Qi Chunye was a celebrity around the emperor, and they dared not neglect him. They even let him have a cup of tea that day, so he never I will not admit my mistake.

It can be seen that the nobleman who broke in is the... saint in Toudong Nei of the palace.

Su Jing asked softly from behind: "Your Majesty, what should we do with these two people?"

"Take it down first," Pei Ye said in a cold, unkind voice, "Put it in jail."

After speaking, he picked up the little man wrapped tightly in a cloak and carried him away.

Fang Yishuang smelled his breath, and became quieter, but kept muttering: "Let me go, I have to go back, I have to go to class tomorrow..."

Pei Ye was angry. Seeing that he was still talking nonsense, he must have been too drunk. He didn't know if someone took advantage of him just now. The more he thought about it, the more he hated him, so he left bitterly. Wearing the big cloak, he slapped him on the leg.

Fang Tishuang didn't feel the pain at all, instead she smirked: "It's so easy to dream that you have a full beard and tail, why do you still hit someone? This is because you don't know how to be polite, Your Majesty!"

"You won't be wronged even if I kill you today." Pei Ye uttered this sentence coldly, before stuffing him whole into the carriage.

His Majesty took a short cut back to Chang'an City. These days, he brought a group of elites and drove around day and night, just wanting to come back earlier and give Fang Tishuang a surprise.

But he suppressed his thoughts and went back to the palace, only to find that Fang Tishuang was not in the Daming Palace even though the time of the palace ban had passed.

Su Jing and the others had heard the news that Pei Ye was going back to Beijing one step earlier, but the emperor told him not to tell Fang Tishuang in the letter, so he didn't mention it to Fang Tishuang.

Seeing that Fang Tishuang was dragged into Pingkang Fang by Prince Huai, he didn't dare to stop him. After all, Pei Ye only told him to ensure Fang Tishuang's safety, but he didn't say that he was not allowed to visit the brothel.

But in his heart, he was afraid that the emperor would not be able to find anyone when he came back, and he would be held accountable, so he sent an inner guard to wait in the palace in advance, and when he saw the emperor who had rushed back to the palace, he explained to him: " The little master went to Pingkangfang tonight."

God knows what kind of mood Pei Ye felt when he heard that sentence.

His Majesty came here in a hurry all the way, then broke open the door, and saw such a scene at a glance.

At that moment, it is not an exaggeration for him to say that he was desperate.

Pei Ye carried Fang Tishuang into the carriage, and then left him aside.

The carriage started to move slowly, Fang Tishuang dazedly pushed aside the cloak, and was about to fall to the emperor's feet unsteadily.

Pei Ye grabbed him subconsciously, and then pulled him into his arms. Finally, he couldn't help it, and whispered in his ear: "How long has it been since I've been away, and you've learned so badly. Do you know that you are going to a prostitute in a brothel?"

Fang Tishuang defended with her tongue out, "I didn't, I didn't go whoring."

"Then why are your clothes in such a mess?"

"It's that person," Fang Tishuang said, unconsciously showing a bit of grievance on his face, "He's so strong, I'm so dizzy, and he still wants to kiss me on the mouth, I won't let him..."

Pei Ye suddenly bullied him, and then pinched his cheek to vent his anger: "Why don't you let me go? That young man is obviously not ugly."

Fang Tishuang suddenly reached out, broke his face, and dropped a drunken kiss on his lips, her eyes were hot, and her misty almond eyes were filled with seriousness: "I only kiss your majesty, not kiss me." Kissing someone else."

He is normally naive and doesn't say such love words to Pei Ye very often, so when these words fell into His Majesty's ears, he felt that they were quite useful, and the anger in his heart unavoidably subsided a little.

After finishing speaking, Fang Tishuang jumped forward with a smirk again, and squeezed Pei Ye's face without seriousness: "You are so serious today, I have pinched you all."

Pei Ye was still angry, so he stretched out his hand to pinch his chin, and pressed it hard. Fang Tishuang had been hanging out with him a few days ago, and at that time he had learned how to breathe through his nose when kissing. , but now that he is drunk, he can only breathe out through his mouth foolishly.

His Majesty rushed back to Chang'an City from outside the customs, and he didn't even have time to change his clothes, and he didn't have time to shave the green stubble around his chin, which was itchy and piercing. Fang Tishuang felt uncomfortable, so he punched and kicked, intending to Push him away.

But to Pei Ye, these punches were not painful at all. He resisted the repulsion like this, but made His Majesty's anger rise again, so the parting of his lips, he was not light or light on his lower lip. He took a hard bite.

Fang Tishuang finally suffered from pain, tasted the smell of blood in his mouth, and suddenly became sober again. He opened his eyes wide and looked at the strange lover in front of him, and finally realized that this was not a dream: "You are...you are Really Your Majesty?"

Pei Ye was really furious, and gave him a cold look: "What else?"

Fang Tishuang's eyes turned red, he hugged Pei Ye's waist tightly, buried his head in his arms, and whispered: "I miss you so much, Your Majesty, when you're not around , I have nightmares every day, dreaming that you are dead and you will never come back..."

Hearing what he said, His Majesty immediately softened his heart, thinking that he should not be angry with a drunkard, and it would not be too late to ask him to be held accountable when he wakes up tomorrow.

After returning to the palace, Pei Ye carried the little drunk into the bedroom, and then gently threw him on the small bed. Fang Tishuang rolled around on the bed, and then surrounded Pei Ye smoothly. neck.

"Your Majesty," he asked suddenly, "Isn't the brothel full of lords who prostitute wives and wives who prostitute lords? Why did the young man say that I can go up or down if I want to, and I have to apply medicine?" ...Where are you going to put it? Is it on your mouth?"

Pei Ye immediately interrupted him: "Stop thinking about it, go to sleep quickly."

Fang Tishuang refused to sleep, with her tongue out and her face blushing, she said straightforwardly: "I have grown up and become very sensible, if Your Majesty refuses to tell me, I will have to ask that young man another day .”

Pei Ye was so annoyed, but he couldn't bear to hit him and touch him, so he could only bully himself, put his fidgeting hands on the couch, and said harshly, "If you dare to set foot in those romantic places again, you will be alone." break your leg!"

His eyes were cold, and his voice was also cold and urgent. If Fang Tishuang was usually awake, he would probably be afraid by now.

But tonight, he was drunk and very courageous. Not only did he not know how to be afraid, but he also smiled at Pei Ye, confidently saying: "Your Majesty is reluctant."

Pei Ye laughed angrily at him, and asked coldly, "How do you know that you are lonely?"

"Then you hit me now," Fang Tishuang said shamelessly, "you just hit me to death, I want to see you shed tears for me - Your Majesty, if I die, will you shed tears for me?" ?”

"Don't talk nonsense," Pei Ye pinched his cheeks, and pinched his lips into the shape of a chicken's mouth, "Smelly mouth, hurry up."

Fang Tishuang smirked and said, "Uh...peh peh."

The two clung to each other for a while, and when the love was strong, Pei Ye's callused palm suddenly passed over his clothes, and gently touched Fang Tishuang's soft belly.

"Itchy," Fang Tishuang quickly grabbed his hand, feeling drunk again, "Don't poke my itchy flesh."

Pei Ye's hand slowly descended, suddenly caught something, and then rubbed it lightly, Fang Tishuang's expression changed immediately, and now she knew she was afraid: "No...you can't touch there."

"I'm going to touch it," Pei Ye said angrily, "You are not allowed to touch it alone, do you save it for the prostitutes outside?"

Fang Tishuang soon sensed a change somewhere, and stepped back in fear: "No, no, I'm going to sleep, I'm sleepy."

Ever since he had such a bad dream that day, he would find something strange about his body from time to time when he woke up in the morning, but he didn't dare to tell others about it. Occasionally, he would hide under the quilt and rub it secretly, but he also felt extremely shy, for fear of crying out. Others found out.

"Then go to sleep," Pei Ye's voice was hoarse, "it won't prevent you from sleeping if Gu touches you like this."

Fang Tishuang said with a blushing face: "Obviously everything is preventing me from sleeping, you..."

The strength in Pei Ye's hand became heavier again, Fang Tishuang was speechless immediately, her throat was rolling, only a soft hum remained.

"Sleep," Pei Ye teased him deliberately, "what are you doing?"

Fang Tishuang's mind was muddled, but she still felt extremely ashamed when she heard him ask such a question, so she buried her head in the pillow as if she was stealing the bell.

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After a while, Pei Ye took out a silk handkerchief and wiped off the dirt on his hands.

Then he suddenly stopped talking, and just slowly buried his head between Fang Tishuang's necks. After leaving Chang'an City for more than a month, he lived like a year, and received information from Su Jing, knowing that he was not as good as that. People who are different from each other and become friends are always afraid that they will be deceived and bullied.

On the way back, he was only willing to sleep for two hours a day. He originally wanted to surprise Fang Tishuang who stayed behind in Chang'an, but he did the opposite and gave him such a big shock first.

It took such a long time just now, he really wanted to kill him right away, to make him feel the pain and fear, but His Majesty still has reason, after all, he was still reluctant to do anything to such a simple drunk.

Pei Ye closed his eyes in the socket of his neck for a while, and then looked up again, only to find that the nasty drunk had fallen asleep at some point.

He stretched out his hand, gently pinched his cheek, and said viciously: "Strangle you to death."

Fang Tishuang unconsciously slapped his hands away, turned over and continued to sleep.