When the author put 3000 words of scolding in the VIP chapter...

"Dear [Messenger of Justice], [Please call in the next 69 formula] has cast a medicine on you, which lasts for half an hour. Please wait patiently for the medicine to wear off."

Du Lizhi: Be patient, sister! ! !

Okay, can't he accept the offer?He would like to see what this lunatic does.But! ! !There is no movement in the dialog box! ! !The lunatic who administered the drug to him suddenly stood still! ! !

There were many players coming and going in Novice Village, and it didn't take long for them to watch the excitement and formed a large circle. (=_=)

【current】

[WSSB]: What happened?

[I am a horse]: It is obviously a murder scene.

[Here is Fat Township]: Huh, SB is also in Xinshou Village?Recently, Novice Village suddenly has many masters.

[World's No. [-] Recipient]: How can a murderer remain motionless, and a murdered one never come back to life?What the hell is going on? Damn it!There are new things every year, and there are a lot of TMs recently!

[I'm a horse]: That's not right.Although Lan Canglang's heavy reward is hopeless, but Xuetu Yigong and Wan Chengjun haven't appeared yet, so maybe they will meet in Xinshou Village someday.Pie in the sky to pick up a big bargain.

[Chun Mian Bujuexiao]: Little Shoushou, you've got the truth, haha~ 69 Ah is not human at all!Hehe~

[A sleepless night]: Is that cheap?Obviously a disaster, right? ╭n╮（︶︿︶）╭n╮ despise you!

[WSSB]: Levels can be retrained, good equipment is hard to come by.And it's still a good equipment that can't explode.It's worth it even if it's whitewashed!

[World's No. 1 Receiver]: +[-]

[0]: +2

[I am a horse]: +10086

[Bored to circle]: Speaking of 69, what is SB doing there?Put on a sculpture?

[WSSB]: I am the SB, he is at best the SC!

[Bored to circle]: ...

[I can't wake up from a dream]: Don't pay attention to him, he often has convulsions.

[WSSB]: You fucking have a convulsion!

[A sleepless night]: SB, I'm not talking about you!

……

Du Lizhi really wanted to curse, but he couldn't send out the words in the chat box. [System Prompt]: "Sorry, you are in a coma and cannot speak for now."

Du Lizhi:! ! !

Feng Zizhen was bored with the task. Seeing a group of people surrounded by one side, he leaned over to take a look curiously: "..." The one standing on a pine tree and lying on a piece of wood had a problem with him.Just when he was thinking about whether to do something, he suddenly saw the name of [Lan Canglang] in the friend list lit up.

It is not so rare for iron trees to bloom!Feng Zizhen immediately used the teleportation shaft to rush to the place where Lan Canglang was online, and as expected—the most unlucky "NPC" in history, Lan Canglang, was still lying on the ground with his footprints all over his body, looking up at the blue sky at a 90-degree angle.

How idiotic this person must be, no, how patient he is, so that he can only visit the blue sky and white clouds in the state of a corpse every time he goes online (=_=).Feng Zizhen was already unable to poke the chat box, so he opened the package and prepared to pick up a Resurrection Pill. First, he turned this guy upright, and then glanced at: 308... Feng Zizhen's hand holding the mouse stiffened, and he almost forgot. Already, he is almost the richest "novice" in the whole server.

Nima's pile of equipment takes up space in the package, and there are not many pieces he can use at this stage!

But Feng Zizhen wronged Yunzhi, this time Yunzhi really set up an online bank to deposit some money, and was going to buy some Resurrection Pills.But after a long time of tinkering, just before the recharge was successful and before I had time to buy it, I saw the character lying on the screen suddenly stand up.Yun Zhi was taken aback, [System Prompt]: "Dear [Lan Canglang], you have been revived by [Forever Lost My Love], [Forever Lost My Love] consumes a Resurrection Pill."

【secret language】

[Lan Canglang]: Thank you!

[Forever Lost My Love]: You're welcome =_=

Now who plays online games and says "thank you" in such a serious tone?The corner of Feng Zizhen's mouth twitched, wondering if this person was an old antique born in the 80s and [-]s of last century?As a result, the corners of the mouth twitched before the whole face twitched, because the second sentence that jumped out of the dialog box was more serious——

【secret language】

[Lan Canglang]: Now I have the Resurrection Pill, let me return one to you.

[Lan Canglang] As he spoke, he sent a trading box, and there was a lone Resurrection Pill lying empty inside.Feng Zizhen almost patted the table!The mouse is almost viciously poking on the [Reject] button, typing heavily on the keyboard with one hand——

【secret language】

[Forever Lost My Love]: I have it in my package

[Forever Lost My Love]: 300 Resurrection Pills! ! !

[Forever Lost My Love]: 300 pieces! ! !

[Forever Lost My Love]: When chewing peanuts

[Forever Lost My Love]: That's enough! ! !

[Lan Canglang]: Sorry.

[Forever Lost My Love]: ...

[Forever Lost My Love]: Know now

[Forever Lost My Love]: Sorry for me?

[Forever Lost My Love]: Whitewash my person for me

[Forever Lost My Love]: I will forgive you.

[Lan Canglang]: What is "whitewashing"?

[Forever Lost My Love]: ...

[Forever Lost My Love]: For, me, kill, people!

[Lan Canglang]: Killing people is wrong.

Feng Zizhen almost fainted.Don't you all come to kill people in online games because you know it's wrong to kill people in real life? (-_-|||Your logic is also biased, dear.)

【secret language】

[Forever Lost My Love]: Then take me

[Forever Lost My Love]: Go to the copy. (There is a 118-level thigh that can be hugged, and it is estimated that it will return to the original level soon haha.)

[Lan Canglang]: Copy? (So ​​there is still an original copy? Just like the Twelve Beauties of Jinling in A Dream of Red Mansions has a main volume and a secondary volume?)

[Forever Lost My Love]: ...

[Forever Lost My Love]: Come with me.

Feng Zizhen took Yunzhi to a copy of the "Iron-Blooded Imperial Guard" in Beijing. The level is not high, even the boss is only level 65, and he will not give away equipment pills or anything, but at this level, You can get a lot of experience, and you can also gain NPC favorability.Because this dungeon is basically in the form of combat, all NPCs including the boss are undefeated, but if they win, they will be respected by the NPC.

Novice Village.

Du Li was so depressed that he glanced at the [I am a ladyboy] who hadn't been online since he said a word that day in the friend channel, and the ID was still gray as always.He was about to go offline and go to the balcony to blow some air or something, when he saw a message pop up on the [Current] channel——

【current】

[Please call the next type 69]: SB is talking about me!

Since this sentence can be understood in two ways, two people quit at the same time.

【current】

[I can't wake up from a dream]: Go to shi!You're the fucking SB!

[WSSB]: I am the SB! ! !

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: ...

[Bored to circle]: 69 What the hell are you doing!

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: Dear, I’m sorry O(n_n)O~ I just had a business order, haha~

[Bored to circle]: Open an online store?

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: Oh, why are you so smart? I didn't want to talk about it.

[Bored to circle]: ...

……

The lunatic seemed to have completely forgotten that he was lying on the ground, and was happily chatting about business with people.Du Lizhi couldn't bear it anymore, he poked hard on the exit button, [system prompt]: "Dear player [Justice Messenger], there is still a stick of incense left in your coma time, and it will be completed when you go online next time, you Are you sure you want to log off?"

Du Lizhi:! ! !

The onlookers learned the reason, and it didn't take long for everyone to lose interest. At this moment, Mr. 69 finally remembered the one on the ground.

【current】

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: I'm sorry, dear.

Kiss your sister!vomit!Du Lizhi almost vomited!

【current】

[Please call it in the next 69 formula]: Since the one who lost love is our common enemy, we should share the same hatred, unite as one, and not fight against each other.

Du Lizhi: Who the hell is in the same den as you? ! ! !

【current】

[Please call it in the next 69 formula]: In order to make him always as white as my skin, first you have to increase your combat power, right?

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: How about I take you to brush the copy?

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: If you don't speak, I will take it as your agreement, dear.

Du Lizhi: The key problem is that I can't speak at all, Nima!Don't you know what a coma is, dear?Soul light! ! !

[Please call it in the next 69 style] A detoxification pill at random changed the [Justice Messenger] from vertical to horizontal, and then very kindly said in the [Current] channel: "Darling, let's brush 'Iron Blood Guards' , that gives more experience than O(n_n)O~"

☆, 32 Iron-Blooded Guards

The copy of "Iron-Blooded Guards" was played by Feng Zizhen before. The background of the copy is the Martial Arts Field. From the soldiers to the guards lead one-on-one battles. There is no group attack mode, and there is an intermission. The easiest dungeon to pass is really out of tune with the cheating level of this game.

But this so-called most normal dungeon suddenly became weird the moment Feng Zizhen and Lan Canglang entered.

The gate guard of the Imperial Guard pointed at him with a sword: "Who is here?!" Feng Zizhen was familiar with this posture, and then he should say: "It turns out that it is XX hero (son/sir/woman...) ah, Imperial Guard Make friends with martial arts, let's practice martial arts."

And so the battle begins.

But Feng Zizhen obviously underestimated the brain damage of the game designer. The guard knelt down on one knee and made a big salute: "Commander Lan, Vice Commander Jiang is waiting for you in the conference hall."

Yun Zhi was stunned, what's going on?

Feng Zizhen was thrown into a mess by the thundering wind, and with a slip of his hand, the figure rushed directly to the roof, stumbled on the ridge of the roof, and a pile of tiles crackled down, immediately creating a hole in the roof.A soldier under the eaves did not dodge, a hole was smashed in his forehead, and a line of blood flowed instantly.

Feng Zizhen: "..." The level of realism in this game is too high, damn it!

The guard yelled: "Catch the assassin!" A group of Guardsmen rushed out of the Martial Arts Field, all of them glaring and holding long swords and knives, and rushed towards the roof where Feng Zizhen was located.

【secret language】

[Forever Lost My Love]: Help!

[Forever Lost My Love]: Damn you won't

[Forever Lost My Love]: Are you dying again?

[Lan Canglang]: How to save?You say, I do.

[Forever Lost My Love]: ...

Feng Zizhen was speechless for a moment.Yes, what is the situation?Seeing that the guard called him "Commander Lan" and his attitude was so respectful, he took it for granted that Lan Canglang was the commander of the Imperial Guard Army!If this is really a player, it would be the most powerful cheat in history. The odds are as small as a pie falling from the sky, and the speed of upgrading + promotion is comparable to that of a helicopter, no, a rocket!

Nima, is this really a player?

No, that's not the point. The point is that he was surrounded by a group of imperial guards. Could it be possible that Lan Canglang killed all directions and fought against the soldiers of the imperial guards as a leader?This unscientific!It should be the Commander's order, and all the soldiers fell silently at the scene.But the key question is - how does Lan Canglang give orders!Usually the player communicates with the NPC through the dialog box, but how can so many people poke the dialog box Nima! ! !Fengzi Zhenfeng was so messy that she was almost manic! ! !Seeing the figures of those soldiers getting closer and closer, some of them jumped onto the roof and slashed at them with their knives. Feng Zizhen gave up on himself and didn't plan to resist. Anyway, he was only level five, so even if he died, he wouldn't lose much experience points.But at the moment when the long knife was slashing head-on, Feng Zizhen's eyes blurred, and suddenly there was another person in front of him, and then he heard a blunt sound of the blade piercing into the flesh.

"Commander Blue!"

A dialog box appeared in front of each soldier, densely covering the entire screen, and the scene was truly spectacular.Before Feng Zizhen could recover from the shock, Lan Canglang's white clothes were dripping with blood, and his body fell towards him uncontrollably.Before Feng Zizhen could react, the two rolled off the roof together and fell into the crowd under the eaves. (=_=)

Before Lan Canglang passed out, a dialogue box miraculously appeared in front of him: "Don't hurt him. He is very important to me."

Feng Zizhen: "..." He didn't admit it, although it's no big deal if he died in the game, but he was still damned moved when Lan Canglang blocked the knife for him just now!

Nima, is this really just an NPC?No... Where in the world is there such an idiot NPC!That is, as an "NPC" player, Lan Canglang can communicate directly with other NPCs!

for what?Brain wave?Fuck, this is not a holographic online game.That's typing?

【secret language】

[Forever Lost My Love]: Shit, you are so nasty!

[Lan Canglang]: Huh?

[Forever Lost My Love]: What to say

[Forever Lost My Love]: It is important that I am you

[Forever Lost My Love]: People.

[Forever Lost My Love]: How important is it?

Feng Zizhen suddenly became interested. Originally, he just wanted to take advantage of this 118-level super idiot. It would be nice to brush up the dungeon experience and chat with him to relieve boredom, but now he suddenly had a different thought. To tease this guy who doesn't know if he is really stupid or pretending to be stupid.

【secret language】

[Lan Canglang]: That's not what I said.

[Forever Lost My Love]: ...

It's been a long time to be passionate.but--

【secret language】

[Forever Lost My Love]: Look at you

[Forever Lost My Love]: That dialog box

[Forever Lost My Love]: It's not what you said

[Forever Lost My Love]: Is it possible to see a ghost?

[Lan Canglang]: It floats by itself, I really don't know.

Feng Zizhen: ...So it's really a ghost.

Chatting on the [Secret Words] channel here, the screen is completely messed up.Those who carried people carried people, those who stopped the bleeding with bandages, those who asked Vice Commander Jiang to invite the doctor hurriedly, and the rest were whispering there, their eyes flickering and their expressions were strange.Feng Zizhen himself was surrounded by a group of soldiers, and wherever he moved, the whole circle of people moved.Feng Zizhen was very bored and walked around the martial arts arena in a circle, and the circle of people followed him around.

Feng Zizhen: "..." He just started thinking now, what was he doing in the first place?Yes, it's for a copy.The results of it?Not to mention being brushed by the dungeon, he was closely monitored and couldn't go anywhere. (=_=)

But in this copy which is generally free.Feng Zizhen manipulated the figure to drag the human-shaped bagel towards Lan Canglang with difficulty.Before they reached the door of the house, they saw another dispute at the door.Feng Zizhen took a look curiously - the so-called Encounter Road is narrow, and who are the two at the door, if not the [Messenger of Justice] that was horizontal in Xinshou Village and the [Ask for advice in the next 69 poses] that is at right angles to it?

The guard stopped at the door righteously: "Who is coming? It turned out to be [please call in the next 69 style] hero and [justice messenger] son. I'm sorry that I have internal affairs to deal with today. Heroes, please come back another day."

Fuck, I changed my lines again!These NPCs are all intelligent, right?

How could Feng Zizhen have any reason to let them go like this.There were a lot of people talking, and what Mr. 69 said carelessly on the [Current] channel was more or less heard by Feng Zizhen.Feng Zizhen thought about it for a while, and directed the characters to drag the circle of people over with difficulty, and couldn't help but draw out a big knife to chop.

One with level 70 and one with level 18 naturally wouldn't take a level 5 rookie seriously, and the enemies were extremely jealous when they met each other, so both of them were killing moves as soon as they made a move.

Then a miracle happened - a group of imperial guards rushed over and killed the two of them in a single encounter. (=_=)

So Feng Zizhen was embarrassed.This is clearly the treatment of Mrs. Yazhai! Fuck! (-_-|||) This game really is - there is no most cheating, only more cheating.

Lan Canglang bled a lot, but his injuries were not serious, and he had already woken up slowly.The military attendant on one side checked his pulse, and said with a smile, "Congratulations Commander Lan, you're all right now."

Feng Zizhen: "..." Fuck, this is clearly the posture of "Congratulations Commander Lan, you are happy".

Deputy Commander Jiang dispersed the onlookers, leaving only a few bodyguards behind.Then he leaned over and said to Lan Canglang: "Commander Lan, what do you mean... how to arrange for Mrs. Lan? Do you need us to help hold a wedding, and the brothers are also happy to enjoy the glory."

[Forever Lost My Love] Being watched by several personal guards, those guards began to whisper after hearing what Deputy Commander Jiang said. Feng Zizhen was very embarrassed to see dialog boxes popping up above their heads: "This man is so tough, Commander Lan is really good at this!" "Isn't it! He looks like this, and his martial arts is still so weak, I don't know what makes Commander Lan fancy him?" "It's probably bigger..."...

Feng Zizhen almost fell headlong on the screen.It really deserves to be a sex game, but it's too heavy-handed, what the hell!

Yun Zhi was so dazed by this series of changes that he didn't know what to do, and he was so embarrassing to "hear" Vice Commander Jiang's words that he couldn't speak, but his silence doesn't mean [Lan Canglang] didn't speak (-_-|| |), a dialog popped up above the head of my character: "Then let's have a wedding, thank you Commander Jiang."

Yunzhi: "..."

Feng Zizhen: "..."

【secret language】

[Lan Canglang]: May I ask... what happened?

[Never Lost My Love]: o(︶︿︶)o

[Forever Lost My Love]: I'll go first.

[Forever Lost My Love]: (^_^)/~~bye

Yun Zhi was confused and went offline to tidy up and cover up the quilt that had been kicked off for his daughter before going to sleep silently.I originally played this game just to see the scenery and feel the atmosphere of ancient life. How did it become like this?Forget it, if you can’t figure it out, don’t even think about it, the big deal is that you won’t play games in the future.

***

"I see your face every day when I wake up" will be shut down for at least three months, and the filming of the film is intensively put on the schedule.The script has not yet been written, and the title of the film is tentatively set as "Our Days".During this time, Shen Hang was busy with movies during the day, and at night he went home and finished processing the mail, and then he would curl up in bed and read Yang Aodong's novels.Shen Hang has never read this type of novel since he was so old, and he became addicted after reading it, crying and laughing alone and blushing.He never imagined that such a cold person like Yang Aodong could write such an explosive scene. Seeing Xiaogong and Xiaoshou's [-] rounds of obsession in one night, Shen Hang was not calm at all.Every night I dreamed that Yang Aodong was wearing only a pair of underwear and smiling coldly at him, he rushed towards him with desire, but Yang Aodong suddenly disappeared.It caused two big dark circles under my eyes every morning.

At nine o'clock in the morning, Lan Qing slapped the evaluation report on the pros and cons of the apartment type on Shen Hang's desk: "Hey, Mr. Shen's sunglasses are really unique in shape. Could it be that you don't want to take them off after wearing them?"

☆, 33 Chasing "wife" general mobilization

On the YY literature website where thousands of works are published every day, how difficult it is for a newcomer to come out, please refer to the odds of winning the lottery.

Yang Aodong this time is not a matter of changing his vest and rushing to the new promotion again, but a real fresh start.No matter how many shocking works you have written, newcomers are newcomers.The website does not give exposure, just relying on the 3 minutes on the homepage during the latest update, no matter how good the work is, it is not so easy to stand out, not to mention, Yang Aodong this time is taking the main drama style of joy and sorrow as the supplement.In this era of fast-food consumption of online novels, abuse = no one reads, and Yang Aodong is not clear about the risks to be taken in writing such novels.

But when I saw the few clicks and favorites under the article, my heart was still cold.Clicking on the one or two comments in each chapter in the backstage, Yang Aodong's heart sank to the bottom.If he was still angry because of certain comments more than two months ago, he simply has no energy now.

【网友：作者是猪评论：《塞上曲》打分：-2发表时间：2024-01-0521:25:23所评章节：1】

It's abusive when you come up, what's wrong with the author?Abandoned text without explanation.

1L: It’s not considered abuse, but if you want to BE, it will hurt your fragile heart, so let’s click X.

【网友：吐了评论：《塞上曲》打分：-1发表时间：2024-01-0600:27:23所评章节：3】

Why do people still write about such old-fashioned subjects?Did the author time travel from the 80s?

1L: LZ is the truth.

2L: Pfft, LZ, an old stalk like this, can also think of it. LZ also traveled here in the 80s, right?

……

The corners of his lips curled up in a self-deprecating arc, and he read the piercing comments word by word.Perhaps, this is all retribution.When the text was piled with flowers and compliments, he never cared about it, and never replied a single word; but when the few sentences below the text were all sarcasm, he tortured himself in this way as if it was a cheap thing.