When the author put 3000 words of scolding in the VIP chapter...

I can see your face on the bed", so it really is the U disk of that fucking author who is proud of the cold winter?Shen Hang was instantly excited.The mouse clicked and clicked through all the folders.

[Fiction] In addition to all the manuscripts of Ao Shi Bing Dong, it also includes a YY website user name and password. [Game] There is only the recently developed client side of the controversial online game "Dajing Menghualu". In recent years, the ranks of rotten girls have grown larger and larger.As expected, there are also account numbers and passwords.

Shen Hang was so excited that his hands trembled a little.That guy gave him a fight today, and he was worried that he couldn't find a way to punish him. God helped me!Hahaha!

Finally, I clicked on [Video], and poked open one casually. The loud sound from the speaker startled Shen Hang. On the screen, the two men overlapped each other in an unimaginable posture, performing high-frequency piston movement.Shen Hang scanned the past at a glance, and the folder turned out to be full of top-quality GVs that he had been unable to find for many years! A wicked smile appeared on the corner of Shen Hang's mouth, so Yang Aodong is also gay?That would be even better...

After processing the emails, Shen Hang had nothing to do, so he clicked on the online game and logged in directly with the account and password saved in the client.A prompt message popped up on the page: "Dear [I am a shemale], welcome back! During the 47 hours and 28 minutes you left, you were kissed 11 times, stripped naked 9 times, your house was stolen 18 times, and smashed 10 times .Get 32975 experience points."

Shen Hang: "..."

A woman in ancient costume popped up on the screen, wearing an embroidered long dress with a delicate appearance and a graceful figure, and a prompt message continued to pop up next to it: "What do you want to do?" The options include: main task; side task; dungeon PK; business task; guild task; mansion furnish……

Shen Hang reached out and clicked on the dungeon PK, and immediately another prompt message popped up: "Sorry. Your dungeon has not been opened yet! Please do the main task to Chapter 11!"

Shen Hang: "..." What kind of cheating game is this? !

Shen Hang had no choice but to open the main task.Task prompt: "Your task has progressed to the eighth chapter of Chapter 9. The current task is: Tempt Liluo to kiss Chu Junyan ten times!"

After tossing for a long time to find out that Li Luo's identity is the eunuch and Chu Junyan's identity is the emperor, Shen Hang was instantly flustered and almost vomited three liters of blood.Fuck, what kind of cheating mission is this!Shen Hang thought that he had a relatively high ability to accept this aspect, but he couldn't bear it now, so he had to lament that the rotten girl is indeed a powerful creature.Move the mouse to the task bar, and a task prompt will appear: "Please go to Heshuo County to pick up the Seventh Prince to Beijing, and the Seventh Prince will give you a reminder for the next task."

Well... this prompt is finally looking normal.Shen Hang was about to search for Heshuo County on the map, when a window popped up suddenly: "The system has detected that your account has been logged in from a different place, and your password may have been stolen. Please change your password as soon as possible."

That fucking writer is online?Shen Hang just hesitated for a moment, and immediately jumped out of the second window: "You are forced to go offline."

Shen Hang: "..."

Yang Aodong doesn't like playing games at all, especially games adapted from his own novels.But his father who never grew up...

After a day of tossing around, Yang Aodong lay on the bed in a daze for 2 minutes before receiving a call from Yang Xuhe: "Xiaodong, how is the game going?"

Yang Aodong once again had the urge to drop the phone: "Your son is not free! Go play by yourself!"

"Oh, I don't know how to play with that stuff, I just want to see the scenery." No matter how cheating the plot setting of "Dajing Menghualu" is, the background is drawn by NND, the leading painter in China, and the scene is magnificent and the scenery is beautiful .Yang Xuhe liked it very much after seeing the poster, but this game is a level-extended map setting. If you want to enjoy unlimited travel in the sea, you need at least level 100.

So this 100-level obligation became Yang Aodong's task, and he went up for a stroll twice a day after typing the words.Although the original text was written by him, but this game is too fucking cheating!Yang Aodong vomited blood while playing, and it took more than three months to swing to level 28.

Yang Aodong lay down listlessly on the bed, opened his laptop, and logged into the game.The two computers in his home are used in rotation, so the habits of manuscript accounts are stored in the USB flash drive.Fortunately, I have backed up my account and password in my notebook, otherwise I would be completely ruined if I lost the USB flash drive.

I just logged in and didn't do any tasks, and a reminder box popped up on the page: "The system has detected that your account has been logged in from a different place. Your password may have been stolen. Please change your password as soon as possible." Who the hell stole my account?Before Yang Aodong had time to react, a second reminder box popped up immediately: "You are forced to go offline."

After logging in again, I was forced to go offline again within 2 minutes; after logging in for the third time, it was still the same.

Yang Aodong smoked for the Nth time in two days, and almost dropped his notebook on the floor!

At the other end of the network cable, Shen Hang laughed loudly in that room, feeling relieved that he was ashamed and elated.The depression of the day disappeared in an instant, and Shen Hang lay on his back in the leather swivel chair, feeling comfortable from head to toe.But he knows that teasing people is a technical job, and he can't annoy people all at once.He simply logged out and applied for another account. He hesitated for a moment when filling in the nickname, and typed the four words [I love shemale] by accident, then searched for [I am a shemale], and clicked to add as a friend.

The author has something to say: ~~~~(>_<)~~~~Update~ The scumbag author asks for flowers and care

☆, 5 please eat

Yang Aodong had just been dragged to drink by Li Yue (NPC), the history of Wufang patrolling the city for a long time. After finally getting the route map to Heshuo County, a verification window popped up: "【I love ladyboys】Please add you as a friend: A accepts; B rejects."

Yang Aodong: "..." Based on the principle of disgusting Yang Xuhe, Yang Aodong clicked to accept, and immediately went offline to sleep.

As soon as Shen Hang sent a bad smile, he saw the other party's name faded instantly.Hold!Being ignored by the same person for the second time in one day, Shen Hang's depression can be imagined.

But ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge.There is ample time……

Five days later, Luo Yu sent someone to send six one-cent coins. Shen Hang put the prepared 6666.6 yuan in cash and the six one-cent coins into an envelope, and changed his mind at the last second when he handed it to his assistant Lan Qing.

I heard that Yang Aodong's reputation plummeted because of the VIP scandal, and his income plummeted.Yang Aodong's dissatisfaction is all what I am proud of, Shen Hang, why not take this opportunity to ask him out, and when the time comes to stab him openly and secretly, it will be fun.

After making up his mind, with a weird smile on his lips, Shen Hang picked up the landline next to the desk and dialed Yang Aodong's cell phone number, and then... the smile froze instantly.A female voice that has remained unchanged for thousands of years came from the receiver: "Hello, the phone you dialed has been turned off, please try again later. Sorry! The subscriber you dialed dis power off, please redial later!"

Shen Hang: "..."

Dial one hour later, it is still off; dial two hours later, still the same... One day later, it is still off! ! !

So Shen Hang became irritable, and asked his assistant in a fuss, asking if Yang Aodong had been hit by a car and died, and if we saved the 6000 yuan, we can treat everyone to a big meal!

The assistant flipped through Yang Aodong's data card, and read between the words: "Would you like to try his landline?"

Shen Hang took a deep breath, pressed a few numbers on the phone keypad, beeped twice, and someone answered the phone: "Hi, hello. Who is this?"

The gentleness and softness in the tone almost made Shen Hang spit out a mouthful of blood. Is this still the arrogant winter that day when he cherished words like gold and spit out his breath, he dared to put 3000 words of national abuse in the VIP chapter?This simply overturned his cognition too much.

Shen Hang's prepared rage turned abruptly into politeness, almost suffocating internal injuries: "Hello! Is this Yang Aodong? I am Shen Hang from Flying Entertainment..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a vague voice from the other side covering the microphone: "Dongdong, I stewed it for Xiao Jin, and you stole it again! Come and answer the phone, the money is here!"

Shen Hang: "..." Shen Hang felt that his internal injuries were serious again, it turned out that he himself = money (=_=).

Yang Aodong pulled on his slippers and drank while walking, rolled his eyes at his little father: "Who is your real child? If you have a man, forget about it!"

"Oh, that's not the case at all! I stew donkey whip and deer blood soup. I'm afraid you won't be able to solve your nosebleed after drinking it."

"Pfft—" Yang Aodong spat blood on Yang Xuhe's face, and Yang Xuhe silently ran to the bathroom to wash his face.Yang Aodong picked up the phone: "Hello!"

"Nosebleed?"

"...No." Yang Aodong glanced at the caller ID, who sounded familiar to him.

Sure enough, this lazy and indifferent voice sounded like Yang Aodong, Shen Hang continued to tease: "That was your little 0 just now? Still playing 3P?"

Yang Aodong's second mouthful of blood has already begun to brew: "...that's my father. If you have something to say, hurry up, if it's nothing, I'll die!"

Shen Hang said: "Uh... so you are the one who was adopted..."

Yang Aodong's second mouthful of blood finally couldn't hold back, and he slapped the phone loudly: "You are the one who is being adopted!"

Snapped!The phone hung up.

Shen Hang knew that he was playing too much, so he changed his mobile phone and dialed again, the other party answered almost immediately: "Crazy, what do you want to do?"

"Excuse me, is this Mr. Yang? Are you okay?" Shen Hang pretended, "Hi, I'm Shen Hang, the president of Flying Entertainment. I just couldn't get through to your phone..."

"Uh, I lost my mobile phone and I'm too lazy to buy it."

"That's it. The copyright transfer fee of 6666.66 yuan you asked for has been prepared for you. Do you have time this afternoon? I'll give you the money and treat you to a meal by the way."

Yang Aodong wanted to refuse at first, but when he thought of Yang Xu and that Xiao Jin making love to each other in his house, and him being a light bulb on the side, he felt a chill, so he agreed straightforwardly, and set the time and place.

The agreement was five o'clock in the afternoon, at the Shangdao Café.Before four o'clock, Shen Hang finished processing the documents in a hurry, greeted his assistant and drove to the coffee shop.It was only ten past four when we arrived at the entrance of the cafe.

Shen Hang glanced at his watch: "..." I don't know what happened, but when I thought of meeting and teasing him, I was so excited that I couldn't hold my breath.Seeing that it was still early, Shen Hang was driving on the street and saw the mobile phone hall on the corner of the street. His heart moved and he went there to buy a mobile phone number of Liuliu Dashun for himself. A white smart phone with simple silver patterns on the body, it is said that the waterproof effect is very good.

It's a good match for that cold guy.When he checked out and left, there was a smile on the corner of Shen Hang's mouth, which he didn't even notice.

The ancients said: If you want to take it, you must first give it.Shen Hang told himself that if he wants to take revenge on Yang Aodong thoroughly, he must first give someone some benefits.Retaliation will be more effective in this way.

Shen Hang went into the cafe at 13:13 to order two cups of coffee, and sat there bored counting the seconds. No. At [-] minutes and [-] seconds, I finally saw Yang Aodong appear at the door of the restaurant.Shen Hang just stretched out his hand to greet someone, but the outstretched hand froze in the air in embarrassment.because--

That guy Yang Aodong walked straight past him as if he didn't see him.Then... walked around and walked straight back, still walking past him with a blank expression, apparently planning to go to the service desk for consultation.

Even if he turned into ashes, he could still recognize Yang Aodong, but Yang Aodong couldn't recognize him!

Not angry, not angry... Shen Hang took a deep breath and tried to suppress the burning fire: "Yang Aodong!"

Hearing the sound, Yang Aodong came over, opened the chair and sat opposite him: "Hello!"

Shen Hang suppressed his anger and pulled out an extremely reluctant smile: "Mr. Yang is so forgetful, you don't recognize me so soon?"

Yang Aodong glanced at him: "You don't have a bruise at the corner of your mouth..." His butt hurt like he had a kick in his butt that day, it's already pretty good to remember a bruise at the corner of his mouth.

"..." That's not a birthmark, Lao Tzu!The corner of Shen Hang's mouth twitched twice, "You were looking for someone with a black patch on the corner of his mouth just now?"

"Ah."

"...Your way of remembering people is really special."

Yang Aodong: "..."

Yang Aodong was originally the kind of person who was too lazy to talk, so he just ate the steak after he ordered it.Shen Hang joked about some funny things in the entertainment circle to adjust the atmosphere, but Yang Aodong didn't give him face at all, and didn't even give him half a smile.Even when Shen Hang mentioned the 3000-word national curse in the VIP chapter, both positively and secretly derogatory, with sarcasm inside and outside of the words, Yang Aodong didn't have any superfluous reactions.

It was as if a heavy fist had been hammered on the cotton, how could Shen Hang feel aggrieved.Yang Aodong put down the fork on the opposite side, took out a tissue and wiped his hands: "Where's the money?"

"..." Shen Hang took out a thick envelope from his purse and handed it over.Yang Aodong received it expressionlessly, put it away, and stood up to say goodbye.

How could Shen Hang let him leave like this, and quickly called the waiter to order another glass of lemonade: "It's not suitable to exercise after eating, take a rest before leaving." He said and handed over the mobile phone he bought: "Here your."

Yang Aodong opened it and saw a white mobile phone lying quietly in the box.It's very similar to the style he threw away on the day of dating.Thinking of the affair about sex, Yang Aodong's butt began to ache again.

Shen Hang said: "I heard that you lost your mobile phone, and I just passed by the business hall and bought one for you. Do you like it? It is said that this model is very waterproof, and it will not affect the use after two or three hours in water... ..." Before he finished speaking, Shen Hang saw a cold smile on the lips of the opposite person, raised his hand and threw the phone into the lemonade.

Shen Hang: "..."

"Hey, isn't this Mr. Shen?" Feng Zizhen appeared out of nowhere, picked up the lemonade and took a sip, only to find a mobile phone soaked in it after drinking, staring at the thing in the water for a long time, unable to say anything Come on.

This time not only Shen Hang, but even Yang Aodong couldn't help laughing.

Feng Zizhen didn't wear any makeup this time, but wore a long-sleeved T-shirt and jeans, looking as clean as a college student.But when he opened his mouth, he still said: "How is Boss Shen thinking, do you want to rule me?" He stuck to Shen Hang's body and looked at Yang Aodong: "This is Boss Shen's new boyfriend? How about a 3P? "As he spoke, he blinked at Yang Aodong.

Yang Aodong sneered: "Mr. Shen has a rich private life. Could this be the famous Feng Zizhen?" Glancing over, he saw a white shirt and gray trousers standing ten meters behind Feng Zizhen, with the bridge of his nose sticking out The person with the pair of eyes stared at Feng Zizhen's back in pain, clenched his fists, then turned and left dejectedly.

Feng Zizhen asked him with his mouth: "Are you gone?"

Yang Aodong nodded.I saw Feng Zizhen immediately let go of the hand holding Shen Hang's shoulder, squatted down on the chair next to him, and said lazily on the table: "I'm exhausted. No matter how good my acting skills are, I can't stand such a toss... ..."

"Which lover is this?" Shen Hang asked.

Feng Zizhen buried his head in his arms, and said in a muffled voice, "Original match."

"Pfft—" Shen Hang sprayed Feng Zizhen all over with a sip of water.

The author has something to say: I was originally a snail, and the old and new articles are mixed together, and I am almost schizophrenic. TT will never double open TT again.

Dear friends, please enjoy it...

☆, 6 countries scolding storm

Feng Zizhen was sprayed all over without moving.

Shen Hang took a sip of water and suppressed his cough: "Tell me, why did you abandon people?"

"It's because he doesn't want me anymore..." Feng Zizhen still kept lying on his arms, and his voice was still muffled and sounded a little sad.

"Pfft—" Shen Hang sprayed Feng Zizhen all over again.In Shen Hang's impression, Feng Zizhen is the kind of evildoer who attracts people, except for the "hidden rules" of acting on occasion, he is the only one who abandons others.

Feng Zizhen still didn't move.

Shen Hang felt that something was wrong, and forcibly raised his shoulders, only to see that his face was covered with tears.

Feng Zizhen wiped it casually: "You sprayed it all!"

Shen Hang said with a half smile but not a smile: "Your eyes are red. Don't tell me that you just got red eye disease just now, or that your real body is actually a rabbit?"

"..." Feng Zizhen blinked and said with a smile, "I was practicing crying scenes just now. Now I want to practice kissing scenes, Mr. Shen cooperate? If you are satisfied, give me the role of Luo Ming? "As he spoke, he leaned over and made a gesture for a kiss.

Luo Ming is the male number one in "I See Your Face Every Day When I Wake Up". He is a very popular idol singer, but he has a clean and melancholy temperament that is incompatible with the entertainment industry.

It is very similar to Feng Zizhen's temperament when he is sad.

But in a place like the entertainment industry, how can there be any truly clean people?Yang Aodong stood up and said coldly: "Boss Shen is soft and fragrant, so I don't bother you." After passing the service desk, he paid both of their bills with the money Shen Hang just paid him.He didn't want to owe favors to this kind of person. He just wanted to hide from his little daddy, but he encountered such a mess again.

Although Yang Aodong doesn't like Feng Zizhen's style, he has always admired him for bravely admitting his sexuality in public.As for Shen Hang...it's disgusting, he used his status to openly accept the unspoken rules.On the bright side, he is sanctimonious, full of male thieves and female prostitutes.

Seeing Yang Aodong's eyes, Shen Hang almost reflexively pushed Feng Zizhen away.Feng Zizhen didn't bother anymore, stood up and looked at Yang Aodong's back with Shen Hang: "Do you really like him?"

"Who said that?" I hate him before it's too late, how could I like him?The phone was still soaked in lemonade, Shen Hang fished it out and pressed the power button, but there was no response at all.He was so irritable that he was about to throw the phone out of the window with a raised hand.

"Wait," Feng Zizhen snatched the phone over and took a look, "Is this the legendary waterproof phone? It's advertised that it won't break after soaking in water for two or three hours? Boss Shen has too much money to spend , deliberately throwing it into the water to verify the authenticity of the advertisement?"

"not me."

"It's him?" Feng Zizhen's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and he sighed, "What a character, a natural born queen." She looked so energetic that she couldn't tell that she had just cried.

"Queen? The person is obviously a man, so you are the 'female' queen, right?"

"I am a monster."

Shen Hang: "..."

Yang Aodong left, Shen Hang also lacked interest, when he went to check out at the counter, he was told that "that gentleman has already settled the payment", Shen Hang had never done such a shameful thing of asking someone but being hired instead, he breathed a sigh of relief. Nested in his chest, unable to move up and down, his face was livid.

Feng Zizhen turned her back and laughed so hard that tears came out of her eyes.Finally, he patted Shen Hang on the shoulder: "Mr. Shen, you will suffer in the future."

"You think too much," Shen Hang smiled, revealing a mouthful of gleaming white teeth, "The one just now is the famous Aoshi Bingdong, who is also the original author of the TV series you want to play. That one offended, so..." Shen Hang patted Feng Zizhen on the shoulder friendly: "I can do it myself."

Feng Zizhen instantly petrified.

When I got into the car, I realized that I was still holding the sticky mobile phone.Shen Hang couldn't hold back his breath, and rushed directly to the mobile hall, saying that your mobile phone is not waterproof, and it broke after less than two hours of soaking.

The salesperson has never seen this kind of customer before. The new mobile phone was deliberately thrown into the water and damaged, and then came aggressively to ask for a return.However, the Three Guarantees promise was clearly written, and this time it took less than three hours to print the shopping receipt from the machine.

The salesperson could only swallow his anger and give Shen Hang a refund, but the person who refunded half of it suddenly said: "Forget it." He didn't take the money for the phone and left directly.

Salesperson: "..."

Shen Hang was not such a tasteless person in the first place, if he hadn't lost his mind due to depression today, he wouldn't have done such a shameless thing.Besides, he didn't care about the little money to buy a mobile phone, because he lost his status if he didn't have to embarrass others.

Excited to go, unhappy and back.Being overwhelmed by Yang Aodong during the whole process, it was extremely uncomfortable.I turned on the computer at night to process a few emails, and before I turned off the computer, I suddenly saw the USB flash drive lying quietly in the bookcase.

By accident, insert the U disk into the USB port and turn it on.Click on the subfolder [Serializing] under the [Fiction] folder, and there are three WORD documents in it, namely "The Pirate Commander's Peerless God", "Your Smile Is My Sunshine" and "Online Game Love" Go to NPC".

Shen Hang vaguely remembered that the novel with 3000 words of national abuse in the VIP chapter was "The Pirate Commander: The Peerless God's Shou", and a search on the Internet turned out to be correct.With a thought in his heart, he used Yang Aodong's account number and password to log in to the YY literature website, click on the author's backstage, and found that... the frightening and weeping ghosts and gods in the legend had disappeared, replaced by a row of recently updated chapters.

A very wicked idea gradually took shape in Shen Hang's mind, and a strange smile appeared on the corners of his sharp lips...

At eight o'clock in the evening, he finally sent away the "Zhou Bapi duo" who came to eat and drink for free and made a mess of his sofa. Yang Aodong turned on the computer silently, typed [-] words, and when he logged into the author's backstage But a prompt box popped up: "The system has detected that this account has already been logged in, please do not log in again!"

Yang Aodong: "!!!"

The avatar of the Little Rabbit Party was gray, so Yang Aodong had no choice but to click on the author group that had been blocked for a long time, and sent a message: "The account cannot be logged in, what's going on? Is there something wrong with YY again?"

【No. YY is probably pregnant, and she hasn't come to her aunt for almost a week. 】

[Yeah... YY is so normal recently, it's unscientific. 】

【This is the calm before the storm... In other words, I don’t think I should be writing novels. I should be a poet by nature. 】

【╭n╮（︶︿︶）╭n╮ despise you! 】

……

Just as Yang Aodong wanted to close the group, he saw [I don't want to die] a message popped up on the screen: "What's wrong with you, Dongdong? Do you want to die?"

Yang Aodong stiffened his fingers and typed four words on the keyboard: "I don't want to die."

A string of sprayed expressions and several ellipsis instantly appeared on the screen.Then a message from [I don't want to die] pops up: "Private chat."

The picture of the sun flower in the lower right corner flashed and flashed, and Yang Aodong jumped out of the window before he clicked on it: "I'm too strong to wipe you, I kneel down to you. Tell me, what's wrong with you?" Is something wrong? Do you have to vent in this way? "

[World-defying winter]:?

[I don't want to die]: God, if you really don't want this account, please sponsor me this century-old transparent [Lasagna Tears] If you don't want to give it to me, you can commit suicide under a pseudonym, you really can't afford to ruin your reputation like this.

[World-defying winter]:? ?

[I don't want to die]: I just had nothing to do and went to your column to take a look. Why did you post that three thousand-character curse again?

[World-Defying Winter]: ... I didn't send it.

[I don't want to die]: How is it possible?If you don't send it, don't you see hell in daylight?Oh, by the way, what question did you ask in the group just now?Can't log in to the account?Didn't you get hacked?

Yang Aodong frowned slightly, tried again, but still couldn't log in.

[I don't want to die]: Is my account stolen?

[World-defying winter]: Yes.

[I don't want to die]: Get it back quickly, I'll wipe it, change it back before most readers see it!

[World-Defying Winter]: How to find it?

[I don't want to die]: Follow the prompts step by step, there are password prompt questions.don't tell me you forgot...

[World-Defying Winter]: ... I forgot.

[I don't want to die]: ...

After ten seconds——

[I don't want to die]: It's too late.It's useless if you change it.The forum is building tall buildings again... Dude, take care of yourself.

As he spoke, he dropped a link.Yang Aodong frowned and nodded, facing a huge red headline: [Aojiao suffers from the cold winter of the world again, and the level of cursing has improved to a higher level, GNs come and watch~~~]

Clicking on it is a reprint of the full text of a 3800-word national curse. The words are explicit and the sentences are horrible, which is amazing.The following is the author's word-for-word analysis, and the last sentence is a summary: Ao Shi Han Dong is a tsundere bombardment subject, and it is over firmly!

1L: Wow, it’s actually a sofa~

2L: LZV5

3L: Then Da Da wrote that Xiao Gong and Xiao Shou fought for [-] rounds in the article. Can you speculate that he was also attacked by Xiao Gong for [-] rounds one night?

Yang Aodong: "!!!" Butt started to hurt again.Hold!All psychologically shadowed.

4L: Dongdong Xiaoshou, come to my bowl soon (^o^)/~ I like Tsundere fried hair the most!

5L: 3L is the truth~

6L: Damn, what a cute little Ling.Come on, let my brother love you, add QQXXXXXXXXXX

7L: The world-defying winter is insane, the identification is complete!

8L: row LS

9L: Are you lonely on nights without men?Please click = 746 Taobao's first vibrating massager for men, which will make you orgasm all night long!

……

Yang Aodong frowned and quickly scrolled down the scroll bar. After a bunch of "marks", "this post will be popular" and all kinds of incomprehensible remarks and unimaginable advertisements, Yang Aodong finally saw this one: "I thought I was proud It’s written with love, and the quality is good. It’s okay if Aoda doesn’t reply to comments. Maybe Aoda is just too busy, we can understand; It’s okay to be cursed once, maybe Aoda really encountered some problems in life, and it’s understandable to get out of control once in a while. But!!! Within half a month, I bought the cursed twice in a row, and each time was more than the last! Good mulberry Heart, feeling like I'll never love again..."

"I'm so heartbroken...Although Aoda is like this...but his writing is really beautiful...I hope he recovers soon..."

Seeing this, Yang Aodong felt a little uncomfortable.Regardless of whether he is innocent or not this time, in the final analysis, the slander is caused by him. If it wasn't because he lost control and put 3000 words of swearing in the VIP chapter, I am afraid that even if someone stole his account, he would not think of using this A way to fix him.

Those readers who he once dismissed and never responded to comments have always supported him silently and loved the words he wrote silently.

And he has chosen to ignore it.

The author has something to say: Temporary daily update, as long as it is not stuck! ! !But the snail really doesn't know when it will get stuck on TAT

I feel like writing more and more idiot...

☆, 7 cheating tour

[I don't want to die] Suggest him to ask the editor for help, he will definitely be able to retrieve the account, and then change the password immediately.But the next day was Saturday, and editors didn't go to work on weekends, so they had to wait for two days no matter what.

These days the forum has almost blown up, because in just two days, "The Pirate Commander: The Peerless God" has been updated for half a month, but there are some messy things in the middle and end of each chapter , celebrity sayings, jokes, fragments of pure H novels, mall advertisements, pictures of wretched men, and so on.There was a lot of slamming and cursing under the article, and the forum once again became a world of arrogance and cold winter.

After Yang Aodong was laughed at countless times, he closed QQ and forums, and logged into the online game out of boredom. As the familiar music sounded, a prompt message popped up: "Dear [I am a ladyboy], welcome back! 8 hours after you left 02 In the score, you were kissed 0 times, stripped naked 0 times, your house was stolen 5 times, and smashed 2 times. You get 12975 experience points."

???

He obviously hasn't played online games for almost a week, why only 8 hours?

Yang Aodong entered the page and clicked on the main task.He remembered that he just got the route map to Heshuo County last time, and he will go to Heshuo County to find the Seventh Prince in order to get the next step.But--

"Your main quest has reached the third section of Chapter 28. Please go to the Asahan Desert and find fragments of the topographic map of the Western Regions. Be careful to avoid the legendary monsoon in the Asahan Desert and the desert bandits nicknamed 'Stop Eagle'. Both men and women , may be snatched by 'Stop Eagle' to become Mrs. Yazhai!"

Yang Aodong: "..."

Yang Aodong glanced at the task status bar in the upper left corner, and the hand holding the mouse suddenly became stiff.He, a rookie character who only reached level 28 in three months, has risen to level 60 strangely!

Forget it, no matter who did it, anyway, his immediate goal is to upgrade and expand the map so that his little dad can have a panoramic view of the wonderful scenery in the sea.Yang Aodong consumed a teleportation talisman, and as soon as he was teleported to the Asaihan Desert, he encountered the "legendary" monsoon in the Asaihan Desert. As soon as the monsoon stopped, he was dug out of the sand by the "legendary" stuffed eagle and tied him up. Went to the lair of desert bandits.

Yang Aodong: "..."

It was an oasis with a large area, and the springs on the oasis were full of poplars, and the scenery was beautiful. It didn't look like a desert bandit's lair, and it was clearly plagiarized half of the south of the Yangtze River.Before Yang Aodong had time to appreciate it, he was pushed into the room, changed into a red outfit, covered his head, and was twisted all the way to Sai Shangying.

... The system is not to be deceived.

On Friday night, Shen Hang was busy until four o'clock in the morning.It was past bedtime, and he tossed and turned in bed, unable to fall asleep.It was so easy to fall asleep when the sky was getting dark, but before ten o'clock, I was awakened by an earth-shattering mobile phone ringing.

Shen Hang looked at the caller ID and gritted his teeth: "You better have something important, otherwise..."

From the opposite side came the fearless voice of assistant Lan Qing: "Mr. Shen, your online game account has been hacked. Is this an important matter? How about I find it for you and change your password?"

In view of the fact that the online game "Da Jing Meng Hua Lu" is too cheating, but it is an excellent tool to tease Yang Aodong, so according to the usual practice, Shen Hang left the task of leveling to his all-round assistant Lan Qing.

Lan Qing is a well-known miser in the industry. As long as the price is reasonable, he can work across industries and regions for 24 hours. Shen Hang is very handy in using it.Regarding power leveling, Shen Hang has only one request: "The two accounts must always be at the same level." In this way, he will have more opportunities to meet Yang Aodong in the game, and seeing Yang Aodong is a prerequisite for teasing Yang Aodong.

At present, he is very interested in everything that makes fun of Yang Aodong.

"Whatever!" Isn't it just a stolen number? If you get it back, you just have to make a call. Shen Hang was about to hang up in a daze, when suddenly his mind jolted, "Wait, which number was stolen?" Could it be Is Yang Aodong online?

"I love ladyboys..."

"Oh..." Drowsiness struck, and Shen Hang was about to throw away the phone when he heard Lan Qing's slow voice: "Sorry, I misread, I am a shemale."

Shen Hang roared violently: "Which one is it?"

"I'm a shemale. Female number."

Shen Hang's drowsiness was swept away: "You don't need to worry about it. Go and play. I will give you a day off."

"Boss Shen—"

"We will pay the power leveling fee." The person on the other side hung up the phone with a "snap".

Shen Hang: "..."

Quickly turn on the computer and log in to the game.After the system reminder interface disappeared, there was a burst of flying sand and rocks on the screen: "System reminder: You unfortunately encountered the monsoon in the Asahan Desert and have been buried. You now have two choices: 1. Wait for rescue; 2. Wait for death."

Shen Hang: "..."

Not long after, [I Love Shemale] was also tied up by Sai Shangying to Moshang Oasis, put on a wedding dress and escorted to the main hall.The main hall is decorated with lanterns and festoons, with the sound of singing pipes, a grand banquet is being held, and all kinds of delicacies are brought up like flowing water.The stuffed eagle in black sat on the head seat, resting his forehead with his hands, and smiled charmingly: "You are 'I love shemale'? My dear, you will be the 1188th lady in this seat, please wait patiently The fortune of this seat."

Shen Hang: "..." Turning his eyes, he suddenly saw a woman in a bright red wedding dress sitting beside him, with an ID on her head: "I am a ladyboy."

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