When the author put 3000 words of scolding in the VIP chapter...

Aodong suddenly felt very tired.It is better to take this opportunity to rest for a while and start again.He really doesn't know what will happen when he cuts his account and restarts. Life has always been so unpredictable, just like five years ago he never thought that he would embark on the road of writing. Five years later, he is still not sure. Let's do it again. Is it still successful.

He was a senior in high school five years ago.

Yang Aodong always thought that like many people, he would take the college entrance examination, go to university, and find an ordinary job after graduation.But a sudden love affair changed all that.

A boy in the next class confessed to him.Now Yang Aodong can't even remember his face, but at the beginning he was really moved.Every day after school, the boy would wait for him at a milk tea shop not far from the school gate, offer him a glass of fruit juice or milk tea, and then the two of them would go home holding hands from the alley, their hearts pounding.

But this kind of relationship is destined not to last long, the boy's parents found out that something was wrong with their son and made a fuss at school, insisting that Yang Aodong seduced his son.Yang Aodong just stared at him steadfastly, hoping that he could raise his head and say, "We really love each other." But the boy lowered his head in front of the teacher and parents, and didn't dare to say a word.

Yang Aodong was so angry that he didn't even bother to explain. He kicked the boy to the ground, knocked his head on the corner of the table and bled a lot: "What's wrong with being gay? What's wrong with seducing him? If I had known he was such a coward, I wouldn't have Don't bother to seduce him!" After speaking, he sneered and walked away.

Unsurprisingly called parents.Yang Xuhe has always been weak and bully, but he has never been firmer in this matter.Medical expenses can be compensated, but his son did the right thing, there is no need to apologize!Persuade?It's not that you persuaded us to quit, it's because we look down on such a school!

That night he cried in Yang Xuhe's arms.No matter how strong his temper is, he is still just a dissatisfied child after all.He kicked that kick very happily, but he didn't regret it afterwards. He made the boy cheap like this, and he himself bore the notoriety alone.His homework has always been very good. Without this incident, he would definitely be admitted to the university of his choice in half a year.After so many years of hard work, he will never be reconciled...

Yang Xuhe hugged him quietly, and whispered in his ear: "Dongdong, if you still want to continue studying, then let's move and continue studying in another city. It doesn't matter if you don't want to study, Dad can afford you. "

He chose not to study anymore.For two years, he had nothing to do at home, worked odd jobs outside for seven yuan an hour, and also looked for various jobs online, including coding to earn money.During that time, he was dizzy and dizzy typing letters in front of the computer all day long, and he didn't have much income.Suddenly one day, he was blessed to his heart, and he stayed up all night to write his first novel.

At first, there were no readers.But he has nothing to do, so he persisted day by day, the writing became more and more smooth, the plot became more and more ups and downs, and he slowly began to write some subjects that readers would like to read, so it became more and more popular, publishing books, adapting games and movies.He knew that he had come out, but he never thought that one day he would be forced to give up in this way and have to start all over again.

Take some time off.

I happened to concentrate on playing the game, so I quickly rose to level 100 and threw it to Yang Xuhe.Click the shortcut icon to log in to the game, the familiar music sounds from the speaker, and a familiar cheating system prompt pops up: "Dear [I am a ladyboy], welcome back! During the 0 hour and 01 minute you left, you were stolen Kissed 0 times, stripped naked 0 times, your house was stolen 0 times, smashed 0 times, and got 0 experience points."

Yang Aodong had already glanced at the upper left corner, even though he was mentally prepared, he was still taken aback.Are the two numbers 88 not RP values ​​but character levels?

This game is the same as all other games, the higher the level, the harder it is to upgrade, it's just that it is particularly cheating in this respect.Someone calculated on the forum that the experience needed to upgrade from level 70 to level 80 is about 60 times that of level 70 to 2000.So you have to understand what a terrible number 88 is.

If things go on like this, I'm afraid it won't be long before his little father's wish to swim overseas will be realized.But... There is a question that he has never thought about. If he remembers correctly, the game account was also saved in the USB flash drive that was unfortunately lost, so this person who "leveled" for him, just put a mess in his novel. Is the person who blackmailed him the same?

Do you want to track your IP?This thought flashed in his mind for a moment and was temporarily suppressed.So what if the culprit is found?After all, the pseudonym of Ao Shi Bing Dong is abolished.If it weren't for the different audiences in the film and television drama market and the online novel market, the **** president would have to ask him for the signing authorization fee and various damages.

Forget it.

Shen Hang was hiding at home and applying ice cubes to his face when he received a call from Lan Qing.Said that someone logged into your ladyboy daughter-in-law account.

Shen Hang didn't care much about online games for more than a month, but because he gave Lan Qing a three-month power leveling salary, Lan Qing has been playing persistently.

When Shen Hang logged into the online game, Yang Aodong was wandering outside the Eagle Camp.This time the main task is in the third quarter of Chapter 33: The Battle of the Desert: Find the pregnant and missing Liluo for the emperor Chu Junyan.The corner of Yang Aodong's mouth twitched slightly, why is a eunuch pregnant?There are no such cheating plots in his novels, how stupid the game designer must be, what the fuck does he really think that a man will become a woman after being eunuched? !

Resolute God unfolded...

Yang Aodong complained silently for half a minute, and the system prompted: "Sai Shangying and Li Luo's mother are old friends, and may know the truth about Li Luo's disappearance. Please go to Sai Shangying to get the next task reminder."

System prompt: "Reminder: The hatred value between you and Saishangying is 108. Saishangying may give you wrong prompt information, or kill you to relieve the hatred in your heart."

Yang Aodong: "..." Game, can you cheat me a little more?

Looking at the experience bar that was about to fill up, Yang Aodong hesitated.The setting of this game is that if you are killed by an NPC, you will lose your equipment and experience, but you will not lose your level.If he is really killed by the eagle, he may be farther and farther away from level 89 by then.He was thinking about whether to do some management tasks, collection tasks, etc. to upgrade to level 89, and then... he saw that young man with a very obtrusive ID, shaking a fan and smiling.

Why is this guy so haunted?At that moment, he actually thought of Shen Hang.

☆, fun

【current】

[I love ladyboys]: Yaoyao, dear, we meet again.

[I love ladyboys]: Yaoyao, dear, we meet again.

[I love ladyboys]: Yaoyao, dear, we meet again.

……

[I love shemale]: Yaoyao, dear, let’s do the task together (^o^)/~

[I love shemale]: Yaoyao, dear, let’s do the task together (^o^)/~

[I love shemale]: Yaoyao, dear, let’s do the task together (^o^)/~

……

Yang Aodong watched the current channel constantly scrolling and swiping, and he almost had the urge to rush over the network cable and strangle that guy to death.But at the moment he's bored and lacks someone to entertain him with, so...

【current】

[I'm a ladyboy]: Aren't you tired of typing the same words so many times?

[I love ladyboys]: ...

[I am a shemale]: Oh, I see.Children should not play with 502 glue casually, stick their hands to the keyboard, right?

The corner of Shen Hang's mouth twitched, and half of his face suddenly ached.

【current】

[I am a shemale]: Look, this is the consequence of not listening to my mother.Will be hit PP.

Shen Hang's hand trembled, and with a snap, the half-thawed ice accidentally hit the keyboard.Shen Hang: "..." He tried his best to suppress the strong urge to smash the keyboard, and calmly tore off a piece of toilet paper to wipe the keyboard.

【current】

[I'm a shemale]: But it's okay, I'll teach you a good way to make sure your mother won't find out.Are you using a desktop or a laptop?

[I love ladyboys]: ...Desktop.

[I am a shemale]: That would be easier.First, you go find a pair of scissors.

[I love ladyboys]: ...and then?

[I am a shemale]: Drag out the keyboard, you will see a line.

When Shen Hang came back to his senses, he found that he had really dragged the keyboard out.Suddenly his face was black. -_-|||

【current】

[I love ladyboys]: ...cut? (The corners of Shen Hang's mouth twitched and he tapped on the keyboard.)

[I am a shemale]: You are so smart, baby!Have you found out now that your hands are stuck and you can't cut it?It's okay, you can put your feet on the table, use your mouth to untie the shoelaces, and take off your shoes.Now you can practice using your feet to hold the scissors, this process takes about a few minutes.

There was a heart-pounding silence on the other side of the network cable.

【current】

[I'm a shemale]: Did you cut it off?Now you can use your ten fingertips to carry the keyboard to the bathroom, and use your mouth to turn on the faucet to the maximum.Dash at the keyboard.This process takes about ten minutes.

There was still no response from the other side.After Yang Aodong finished typing this paragraph with a blank expression, he also felt that he was too boring. =_=But there is no half truth in playing tricks.

【current】

[I'm a shemale]: I know you're in the bathroom.

[I'm a shemale]: I'll wait for you to come back.

[I'm a ladyboy]: Could it be that you accidentally turned on the toilet switch?Wash yourself away?

[I am a shemale]: Congratulations on opening the latest copy: Toilet Adventures.Please cover your mouth and nose tightly, and pay attention to avoid the golden yellow solid.

Shen Hang was completely powerless.He couldn't imagine that the chattering and deadly person opposite him was the cold and serious Yang Aodong.

【current】

[I am a ladyboy]: Could it be that you really opened a new copy?

[I'm a shemale]: Or the keyboard cable can't be connected?Fool!Don't you have 502 glue?

[I love ladyboys]: ...it's sticky.

[I'm a shemale]: So you didn't fall into the toilet and get flushed?

[I love ladyboys]: I have cleared the copy.

[I am a shemale]: Congratulations!Then let's do the main task now (^o^)/~ Is your status full?

Shen Hang took a look, guessing that Lan Qing had been doing the task just now, and neither Red nor Lan had fully recovered.

【current】

[I love ladyboys]: Dissatisfied.

[I'm a ladyboy]: Is there any Resurrection Pill in your package?

Shen Hang remembered the experience of being killed and thrown away by Yang Aodong last time, subconsciously opened the package and took a look, there was no shortage of red and blue Resurrection Pills.

【current】

[I love ladyboys]: Yes.

[I'm a shemale]: That's good (^o^)/~

Is this teasing enough to start caring about me?Before Shen Hang could finish his thought, he found himself on the screen changed from vertical to horizontal. -_-|||[System Prompt]: "You have been killed by [I am a shemale], and the experience value has been reduced by 16583. You can choose: 1. Immediate resurrection (requires a Resurrection Pill); 2. Return to the city to resurrect ( free)."

Shen Hang: "..."

Shen Hang clicked to revive immediately, but the character has not stood still, [system prompt]: "You have been killed by [I am a shemale], and the experience value has been reduced by 17632. You can choose: 1. Immediate resurrection (requires a resurrection pill); 2. Go back to the city and revive (free of charge)."

Shen Hang simply lay on the ground and couldn't get up.

【current】

[I am a shemale]: Could it be that you only have one Resurrection Pill?Then I will try my best to help you.

[System Prompt]: "You have been resurrected by [I am a Shemale]. Reduced by 16948. 1. Immediate resurrection (requires a Resurrection Pill); 2. Return to the city to revive (free of charge)." [System prompt]: "You have been resurrected by [I am a shemale], and the other party consumes a Resurrection Pill, your The status value is back to full." [System Prompt]: ...

Shen Hang: "..."

Yang Aodong looked at the rising experience bar and was extremely satisfied. [System Prompt]: "You successfully attacked [I Love Shemale] and killed it, and got 18342 experience points." [System Prompt]: "Congratulations, you have reached level 89!"

alright!Yang Aodong conveniently resurrected the corpse on the ground.

【current】

[I am a shemale]: The status is full.let's go.

[I love ladyboys]: ...Where are you going?

[I'm a shemale]: Aren't you going to do the task with me?Did you lose your memory after you fell down the toilet and got flushed?

Shen Hang really dropped the keyboard.After the fall, he couldn't help but speculate on Yang Aodong's expression on the other end of the network cable. Is it a cold expressionless face, or is the corner of his pretty lips curled up slightly, revealing a sinister smile that succeeded in trickery?

You laugh, you laugh heartily.Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge!Sooner or later, I will make you cry and you won't be able to cry!

***

After being killed by an eagle for the Nth time, the two lay on the ground at a 90-degree angle and looked up at the sky.The sky in the game is very blue.In reality, due to air pollution, it is rare to see such a blue sky.

【Team】

[I love ladyboys]: The stuffed eagle is too powerful!

[I am a ladyboy]: We are too weak!The joint damage value is still so low!

[System Prompt]: "Teams with different camps, good and evil, critical strike rate -50%"

【Team】

[I love ladyboys]: ...Why don't I remember choosing a camp?

[I am a shemale]: You are a power leveling agent.

[I love ladyboys]: Uh...the Five Poisons Sect is...from the evil camp?What sect are you from?

[I'm a ladyboy]: I don't know.I was trained.

[I love ladyboys]: ... (I will go to Lan Qing tomorrow to settle the score!)

[I love ladyboys]: Can I change sides?

[System prompt]: "One day is a teacher and a lifetime is a father. Once a faction is selected, it cannot be changed for life."

Shen Hang: "..."

Yang Aodong: "..."

【Team】

[I love ladyboys]: I doubt the system can understand our conversation...

[I am a shemale]: ...

[I love ladyboys]: System, ***!

[I love ladyboys]: System, *****!

[I love ladyboys]: ... was raped.

[I love ladyboys]: **, why is the word "shield-shield" also **?

Yang Aodong couldn't help twitching the corners of his lips, just as he was about to say something sarcastic, he found... the character stood up by himself.

[System prompt]: "You have been resurrected by the stuffed eagle, your hatred value is -1, and your status is back to full."

Yang Aodong: "..." Looking at the screen, [I Love Shemale] who was a few steps away from him also stood up.

The eagle on the plug said: "The whereabouts of Liluo..."

Are you going to tell them the truth?

"...I won't tell you. Because I hold a grudge."

Yang Aodong: "!!!"

Shen Hang: o(╯□╰)o

"But I can give you a hint."

Two people: ...

Sai Shangying sat on the head comfortably, his black hair drooping down to cover his eyes and his expression: "Li Luo's mother used to be sent by the Kunlun School."

Kunlun sent the son of a heroine into the palace as a eunuch... This plot is so fucking fantastic.Shen Hang thought.

Yang Aodong almost vomited blood.Kunlun... As the original author of the game, he didn't have to rush to be slashed by the eagle at all, but in view of the fact that the previous game was too off-line and cheating, Yang Aodong never thought of using spoiler rights to skip this step .

Forget it.

When Yang Aodong came up again after dinner, he found a message popped up from the [Guild] channel: "Boss fight, come online soon!"

???

Since when did he have a gang?However, there are such things as a sudden rise to level 88 within a month, and it is not a big deal to have a gang.Yang Aodong used the teleportation shaft to teleport to the location of the gang, and before he could stand still, he saw that very obtrusive ID floating above the head of the person next to him.

Yang Aodong: ...

He finally realized very deeply what it meant to be haunted.

【Guild】

[Bored to circle around]: Brother and sister-in-law are coming together (^o^)/~

[Please call it in the next 69 formula]: Brother Ai and sister-in-law are really loving, and they are always inseparable.

[Chun Mian Wujuexiao]: Come to fight the boss!Brother Ai and sister-in-law...you are too high-level...haha.

……

Yang Aodong suddenly remembered a sentence: behind every "hehe" there are ten thousand mud horses galloping. =_= But who is this love brother and sister-in-law?

Shen Hang also had the same doubts.so……

【Guild】

[I love ladyboys]: Who is Aige?

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: ...you lost your memory?

[Chun Mian Bujuexiao]: Hehe~ Brother Ai, don't be angry, let's fight the boss together.Is it okay to brush up the dungeon next time and let the younger brothers gain some experience?Hehe~

[Bored to the point of turning around]: Hehe, get the hell out of here, let's wait until you reach level 50.Brother Ai, let's brush up dungeons together at night?

[Bored to turn around]: Brother love?

[Forever Lost My Love]: He probably had his system reinstalled.

[I am a big big big bird]: Ah!

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: What's wrong?

[I'm a big big bird]: Instantly killed by the BOSS!

[Bored to turn around]: (#‵′) Convex

……

【secret language】

[Forever Lost My Love]: This time it's finally not power leveling, right?

[I love ladyboys]: ...

[Forever Lost My Love]: Actually, I think power leveling is much cuter than you.

[I love ladyboys]: ...

[Forever Lost My Love]: At the very least, he will take us to do dungeons instead of lying on the ground and watching us being dungeoned!

Shen Hang: "..."

【secret language】

[I love shemale]: I love brother?

[Forever Lost My Love]: You just realized it?How stupid!Are you three years old?Ah yes, last time you said that you were just three days old, now it’s been over a month, right?You have to take good care of it.

What to raise?Shen Hang didn't type out a question mark, but spurted out a mouthful of blood first.Because the next sentence of [Forever Lost My Love] is - Be careful of miscarriage.

Let go of your sister's birth!

So the current problem is - this month, Lan Qing took his money to play games and played very well. He not only joined the gang, but also led a group of people to fight the boss to brush dungeons and chat, and married himself without telling him. (=_=).

It would be more effective if he proposed to Yang Aodong in person, conquered that guy's heart step by step, and finally abandoned him, wouldn't it?This completely messed up his plan, which is tolerable or unbearable!

"Hello? Mr. Shen!" Lan Qing's voice was still casual as usual.

"Have you enjoyed playing the game?"

"Of course," Lan Qing said, "I've always been adhering to the fine tradition of combining work with entertainment, and looking for fun in the vast number of tasks you assigned me."

Shen Hang's threat not only didn't work, but instead touched a soft knife, he simply opened up and said, "You fucking let the two get married? It's cool to be a man and a woman at a time? Are you not afraid of split personality?"

"Mr. Shen, you are wrong. I am bold and unrestrained as a man and meticulous as a woman." Lan Qing's face has been practiced to a certain level, "Besides, don't you like him? I am here to help you solve problems, Mr. Shen."

"Who said I like him?" Shen Hang retorted impatiently, "Lanqing, are you fucking hallucinating?"

"He is called [I am a ladyboy], but your ID is [I love ladyboys]. Isn't that obvious enough? Mr. Shen, stop pretending. If you weren't interested in people, would you be willing to spend money to help them level up?"

Shen Hang: "..."

"And you've proposed to someone a long time ago, okay? I saw the news was recorded, Mr. Shen, don't make excuses."

"..." Shen Hang said viciously, "Even if I have that intention, I have to propose marriage by myself, and it's not up to you to make the decision for me! Since you have made your own decisions and contradicted your boss, you will be detained... for two days salary!" After speaking, he hung up the phone aggressively.

He had heard a little about the situation at Lanqing's family, so he only withdrew two days' wages as a punishment, but it didn't mean he wasn't angry!

When he returned to the computer and frantically swiped the boss, brushed down most of his grievances, and was about to say a few words to Yang Aodong to ease the atmosphere and listen to his tone, he realized——

The other party is offline!

Shen Hang: "..."

☆, irritable

When Yang Aodong received Yang Xuhe's phone call, the gang was in full swing, the background music of the game on the stereo, the roar of the boss, and the sound of sword clashes rang out.So he didn't understand Yang Xuhe's first sentence at all, and just gave a perfunctory "hmm".

Yang Xuhe's hurried voice came from the opposite side: "Dongdong, don't scare me, where are you?"

Yang Aodong was puzzled for a moment, then subconsciously pressed the exit button.The room fell silent instantly: "Dad?"

"Dongdong is fine, the big deal is that Dad will support you. Don't do anything stupid. Where are you?"

Yang Aodong, the second monk, was puzzled: "I'm at home..."

"It's good to be at home..." Yang Xuhe seemed to finally take a breath, "Wait and don't move, I'll let Xiao Jin pick you up, just wait for 10 minutes or 15 minutes, just don't hang up..."

"Yang Xuhe!" Yang Aodong was really afraid that his little father would suffocate to death, "What happened?"

"Ah? Didn't you get a negative score for plagiarism and was forced to withdraw from the arena? Didn't you want to die?"

Yang Xuhe has always been his loyal reader, and he reminds him to update every day like a creditor coming to his door. Because of this, Yang Aodong didn't dare to cancel the update even after losing the USB flash drive.Don't look at the national scolding incident that caused a lot of trouble in the forum and the ancient "The Pirate Commander: The Peerless God", but now "Your Smile Is My Sunshine" has not been affected much, and Yang Xuhe rarely reads comments and never reads them. Brush the forum, so I don't know.But this time the plagiarism incident caused a lot of trouble in the city. Even Xiandan got a lot of negative points, and Dongdong didn't update it for several days. I felt something was wrong.What do you still not understand after searching the Internet?

With his son raised to such an age, he understands the importance of writing essays in Yang Aodong's heart.After the turmoil five years ago, Yang Aodong gave up studying, and writing was his career and everything to him.Just now when Yang Aodong went out for dinner, he didn't take the newly bought mobile phone with him. Yang Xuhe made several calls on the landline and no one answered the phone, so he panicked all of a sudden.

Yang Aodong wanted to say "Yang Xu and you really think too much", but suddenly felt his nose sore: "Dad, I'm fine."

Jin Yuan knocked on the door of his house within 10 minutes.That guy is one year younger than Yang Aodong, and he has always been unruly and unruly except his little father. Now this man appeared at his door, panting and demeanorless, which shows how urgent his little father is.

"Dad, Xiao Jin is here."

Yang Aodong heard Yang Xuhe breathed a sigh of relief on the other end of the phone: "Come here quickly, there is soup stewing in the pot, it's just right to drink when we come."

The corner of Yang Aodong's lips twitched: "Donkey whip deer blood soup?"

Yang Xuhe: "..."

Yang Aodong lived in his little father's house for half a month, he stretched out his hands to eat, opened his mouth and watched free restricted animations. Although Jin Yuan had expressed his dissatisfaction with his eyes countless times, Yang Aodong didn't care about him at all.

Yang Aodong has always had a bad memory, it's hereditary.So when he remembered that Shen Hang's car was still lying in front of his house after the wind and snow, it was already a week later.

Shen Hang was very irritable this week.All the employees under him except Lan Qing took a detour when they saw him.

Shen Hang's fall was a bit serious, half of his face was blue, and the car was driven away by Yang Aodong. Shen Hang always felt that the driver was looking at him from the rearview mirror when he drove to and from get off work, and he always met his subordinates in the elevator intentionally or unintentionally. Aim at his face.Even Lan Qing, who has always been calm, is no exception.

"I have a pretty face?"

Lan Qing glanced at him again, and replied calmly while sorting out the materials: "Yes. I never thought I would have the chance to see the legendary yin and yang face in this life."

Shen Hang: "Get lost!"

It's nothing more than being paid attention to by others, but the most irritable thing is——Yang Aodong has disappeared since that day, Shen Hang wanted to explain but couldn't explain, and wanted to vent but couldn't find a partner, so he held his breath in his chest I couldn't get up or down, and I couldn't hold my breath until the third day. I racked my brains to think of an extremely serious excuse to call - no one answered.Called again - still no answer...

No one picked up on the fourth day, and it was still the same on the fifth day.In the end, Shen Hang almost became obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he couldn't help but be tormented by the "beep—beep—" notification sound every two hours, and he still couldn't get tired of it.

When Shen Hang almost thought that Yang Aodong sold his car and absconded in fear of guilt, and disappeared, the car finally came back, but the person who delivered the car was not Yang Aodong, but a tall, handsome young man.

"Shen Hang?"

"Yes and you……"

The other party raised his hand and threw a bunch of car keys: "The car is parked over there. He asked me to thank you."

"He? Yang..."

The other party nodded impatiently.Turn around and leave.

"Wait," Shen Hang suddenly felt that the person in front of him was extremely unpleasant, "Who are you?"

The other party kept walking and didn't look back: "My love."

"spouse?"

"Yeah. He's waiting for me to cook at home." With his back to him, he stretched out a hand and made a gesture of goodbye.

"Cook?"

This time, Jin Yuan didn't even bother to talk to him, so he stopped a taxi with his hand, thinking that he would have to "instruct" his baby when he went back. Xu He is kind and innocent, don't be fooled by this guy.

The truth of the matter is——Yang Aodong mentioned this to Yang Xuhe when he thought about it. Yang Xuhe, based on the principle that his son's business is his own business, casually pushed the matter of returning the car to the energetic and nowhere To vent to Jin Yuan who has been pestering him XXOO.

In view of the fact that Jin Yuan is not willing to take care of things other than his dear ones, so Yang Xuhe said that he went shopping too much in the supermarket the day before yesterday and met an acquaintance and borrowed a car BLA~BLA~BLA~

Since Yang Xuhe almost never lies, please refer to the above for the effect of telling a lie once in a while.

"Wait!" For some reason, Shen Hang just felt like a stick in his throat, and couldn't help but chased after him to ask for clarification, but he was sprayed with exhaust.

So Shen Hang became even more irritable.

When I went to visit the crew, Yuezu scolded and cried several young actors who were always NG, and the whole crew became silent, and even those who were basically NG became NG one after another. In the end, Feng Zizhen "stepped forward" and dragged them away.

"Mr. Shen," Feng Zizhen calmly downed a bottle of wine amidst the deafening sound of the bar, "Do you mind if I tell the truth?"

"mind!"

Feng Zizhen nodded: "Then I have to talk."

Shen Hang: "..."

"Before I met Mr. Shen..." Feng Zizhen drank another half bottle of wine, and looked at him with a smile, "I think Mr. Shen is a good-looking person with a good career, a gentleman, a gentleman, a personable personality, and a clean life. He basically doesn't smoke or drink. Engaging in relationships between men and women. I think it must be quite difficult to seduce such a person, of course, the more difficult it is, the more interesting it is."

Shen Hang: "..."

"The first time I seduced Mr. Shen, I felt that Mr. Shen was very arrogant and self-righteous, and his temper was not as good as I imagined, but he looked like a president anyway. But—"

The reason why life is full of ups and downs is because there are so many "buts"!Shen Hang smiled "graceful": "I think it's better if you don't say it."

"If you have any tricks, just let the horse come! I like the bustle the most, and hate the calm like water, so I often look for things when I have nothing to do."

Shen Hang: "..."

"But——it's only after I got acquainted with you that I realized that you can be summed up in two words."

"Ok?"

"Childish! Childish, like a spoiled child who has never seen the world. It seems that he is always being touched by something invisibly... It's very interesting, really interesting. Could it be that your wife is not a bird and you are full of desire and dissatisfaction?" Are you insane?" As he spoke, he leaned over and raised Shen Hang's chin to look carefully, "Mr. Shen, you look really good-looking, how about I continue to seduce you? Anyway, newspapers and forums are full of rumors about us having an affair. , can’t be passed on in vain, right? Probably the headline of tomorrow’s entertainment edition will be "President of Flying Entertainment and Feng Zizhen go to the bar to get drunk and look intimate" hahaha, interesting."

Shen Hang gave Feng Zizhen a slap in the face with a lot of thunder and rain: "Now the headline has become "President of Flying Entertainment Slaps Feng Zizhen at the Bar, Unspoken Rules Superstar Gets Dumped in Less Than Two Months"."

Feng Zizhen: "..."

Yang Xu and Yang Xu, with back pain, dizziness, and dazzled eyes, nestled in the bed and came back to sleep. The quilt was thrown off and a padded jacket was thrown on and hugged.

Neither Yang Xu nor his eyes could be opened, and he closed his eyes and muttered: "Xiao Jin, don't make trouble, sleepy."

"Good boy, it's time for breakfast." Jin Yuan looked at his lover's wrinkled nose in a daze, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, so he leaned over and kissed her.

The moment the bedroom door opened, Yang Xuhe miraculously woke up, grabbed the door and whispered: "Stop! Dongdong is still here, restrain yourself."

"Your family's Dongdong toothpaste is allergic, and it's in the bathroom to dry. How can you care about us? Come on, give me another kiss. Just one kiss, good boy."

Yang Xuhe was helplessly kissed left and right by his "dog", wiped the drool on his face, climbed off Xiao Jin, and when he got dressed and came out again, there was still a faint faint sound in the bathroom. Come dry the sound.

Not quite... unusual.

With a thought in his heart, Yang Xuhe went to the storage room to bring out the altar of sour plums, picked up a small plate full of them and put them on the table.Xiao Jin pinched a few of them and threw them into his mouth, frowning sourly: "Aren't you ready?"

Yang Xuhe: "There's still a jar, it's a pity it's broken."

Jin Yuan gave him a sideways glance: "Miser."

Yang Xuhe stretched out his hand and slapped him hard on the face: "I'm stingy? Huh? What part of your food and clothing is not mine?"

Jin Yuan poured him two sips of warm milk: "I am yours now, and I serve you comfortably every day, so you still care about me?"

Yang Xuhe: "..."

☆, pregnant

When eating breakfast, Yang Aodong really picked up a lot of sour plums, and after a while the small dishes were gone.

This time even Jin Yuan, who always pretended to be cool, couldn't help being surprised and said, "Could it be that you also..." Yang Xuhe gagged his mouth with a piece of fried egg.

After dinner, Jin Yuan was sent to wash the dishes, Yang Xuhe dragged Yang Aodong into the bedroom: "Dongdong, do you have a boyfriend?"

"Huh?" Yang Aodong was puzzled, "No."

"If you have a boyfriend, don't hide it from Dad." Yang Xuhe stretched out his hand to smooth his hair, "I know you have always been very thoughtful, but there are some things..."

"I really didn't... what's the matter daddy?" Yang Aodong seldom called Yang Xu and daddy, except when he was serious.

Yang Xuhe looked at him with a loving smile for a long time: "Dongdong, you are my own."

Yang Aodong raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, but didn't speak.

"You fell out of my stomach," Yang Xuhe smiled gently, with dimples on one side of the smile, "and...you are about to have a younger brother."

Yang Aodong took out a lighter from his trouser pocket, turned it on - turned it off - turned it on - then turned it off... There was no expression on his face.

"Do you want to burn my house down?"

Yang Aodong was taken aback: "...I had this idea a year ago."

Yang Xuhe: "..." A year ago was the time when he was the most slanderous about Xiao Jin. With Yang Aodong's temperament, it's not surprising that he had this idea.But the point is...

Yang Aodong glanced at him: "I thought you still had something to say."

Yang Xuhe looked at him worriedly: "I still have something to say, but... your reaction is not quite right."

"What do you want me to do? I can try."

Yang Xuhe: "..."

Yang Aodong continued to play with the lighter, which was his habitual action when he was thinking. He played it especially hard when he was in Kawen, and he used up a lighter in a few days.But this time, after hitting a few times, he stopped: "You mean... there is something alive in your stomach?" His eyes then shifted to Yang Xuhe's abdomen: "So you were not fattened by Xiao Jin , but