In progress, nothing can be done.Bored, Yang Aodong ran to squeeze a glass of orange juice, and when he went back to the computer, he found that the [Current] channel had been maxed out.
【current】
[I love ladyboys]: Hi, we meet again!
[I love ladyboys]: Hi, we meet again!
[I love ladyboys]: Hi, we meet again!
[I love ladyboys]: Hi, we meet again!
[I love ladyboys]: Hi, we meet again!
[Forever Lost My Love]: Crazy.Did you admit the wrong person?
[I love ladyboys]: Hi, we meet again!
[I love ladyboys]: I don't know you at all, don't be too passionate!
[Forever Lost My Love]: Brother, you should go for a mental appraisal!
[I love ladyboys]: Shut up!I talk to "I am a shemale", you put a hair in your mouth?Hi, see you again!
The corner of Yang Aodong's mouth twitched, and he typed two words on the keyboard.
【current】
[I am a ladyboy]: Shut up!
[I love ladyboys]: Hi, we meet again!
[I love ladyboys]: Hi, we meet again!
……
Although Yang Aodong has a bad memory, he still hasn't forgotten the only friend he added out of the principle of disgusting Yang Xuhe.But he regretted it now, this is obviously not an ordinary psychopath, usually, this kind of person has a more appropriate name - madman!
【current】
[Forever Lost My Love]: Don't fuck [Current], crazy!Say it in private, use [secret language]! ! ! ! ! !
[I love ladyboys]: Where is the secret language?
[I'm a shemale]: Can the chat window be blocked?
[Forever Lost My Love]:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
[Forever Lost My Love]: Master convinced...
However, due to this interruption, Shen Hang stopped swiping the screen, and the three began to discuss what to do next.Could it be true that she was stuffed into the harem like this, and became the wife of the village for the rest of her life?The system seems to be paralyzed at present, and the prompt box that usually pops up at every turn, is currently silent and there is no movement.
【current】
[Forever Lost My Love]: How about teaming up and rushing out later?
[I love ladyboys]: Are you sure you can defeat that big boss in black?
[Forever Lost My Love]: The copy of "Goshawk on the Stuff" has not been opened yet, maybe he will not take the initiative to attack now.Besides... I think he drank a lot of wine, he should be almost drunk.
[I am a shemale]: ...
[Forever Lost My Love]: Try it, it won't matter if you die, at most you will lose one level.There must be a lot of experience in success.
[I love ladyboys]: Good!
[I'm a shemale]: ...OK.
When [Forever Lost My Love] took two huge oil bottles and escaped from the encirclement of Sai Shangying to a safe place, it almost collapsed.
【current】
[Never Lost My Love]: SBSBSBSB two SBs!Will it work? !How did you get to such a high level? It's fucking luck, right? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
[I love ladyboys]: I found someone to level up.
The chat window was silent for a few seconds.
[Forever Lost My Love]: ... What about you?You wouldn't be a power leveler too, would you?
[I am a shemale]: I have been boosted.
[Forever Lost My Love]:? ? ?
[Forever Lost My Love]: Isn’t the meaning the same?Lord knows that the word "be" is very popular o(╯□╰)o
[I am a ladyboy]: Not the same.I was only level 28, but this time I changed to 60 as soon as I logged in.
[Forever Lost My Love]: ...
Shen Hang laughed triumphantly in front of the computer three times.Yang Aodong, if you don't train your level to be as high as Lao Tzu, how could Lao Tzu have the opportunity to meet you "accidentally" and then molested you?
The system suspected of being dead finally cheated the corpse, and a prompt box popped up on the computer screens of the three at the same time: "Dear XXXX, congratulations on your successful escape from marriage and the freedom to choose a partner. The marriage mode is on! Every [-]th day, you You can marry your sweetheart forever in front of Yuelao Temple."
Two seconds later, a second prompt box popped up: "Attention, the eagle on the plug has become your enemy, your character value has dropped by 3345, and your overall combat power has dropped by 23568."
[Currently] [Forever Lost My Love]: It’s fine if you don’t have a point of experience, why does Nima’s combat power drop? ! ! ! !
After two seconds, a third prompt box pops up: "Sai Shangying will protect all his 'in-laws', you escaped from the wedding, so not only can you no longer be protected by Sai Shangying and all NPCs who have good friendship with Sai Shangying , On the contrary, some NPCs with low RP values will give you cold arrows in PK. Therefore, it is normal for your overall combat power to decline. You can enhance your combat power through other methods: 1. Skill learning and upgrading; 2. Martial soul strengthening... ..."
Three people: ...
【current】
[Forever Lost My Love]: I'd better go back and be Mrs. Yazhai for Sai Shangying...
[I love ladyboys]: No ambition!Through bloody battles, we finally won the freedom of marriage.Brother, find someone to marry!
[Forever Lost My Love]: I am not interested in getting married!How can you women understand the importance of combat power to a man?
Yang Aodong didn't bother to explain, while Shen Hang didn't want to explain.So it was taken as the default by [Forever Lost My Love].
【current】
[I love ladyboys]: Go PK and play World of Warcraft!This is a **** online game, what are you doing here alone?Um?
[Forever Lost My Love]: I am g...
[Forever Lost My Love] Before finishing a sentence, a fourth prompt box popped up on the computers of the three people at the same time: "Attention, you are already the enemy of Saishangying. There will be three results when you return to Saishangying: 1. Killed by the hawk; 2. Imprisoned by the hawk; 3. Enslaved by the hawk.”
[Forever Lost My Love]: ...
The author has something to say: Muyouhuahua TT
Snail RP is not good, retribution TT
The snail really didn't break the TT on purpose
☆、8Let's get married
The three of them were relatively silent in the desert for more than ten seconds, and [Forever Lost My Love] proposed to form a team to clear the dungeon.
【current】
[I love ladyboys]: Where is the copy?
[I am a ladyboy]: Where is a copy?
[Forever Lost My Love]: ...
Shen Hang and Yang Aodong found that the tough man carrying a big knife disappeared in an instant.
【current】
[I love ladyboys]: He was mad at us?Or die suddenly?
[I am a shemale]: The result is the same.
[I love ladyboys]: ...
[I love ladyboys]: Little demon, look at my ID.Come, give Grandpa a kiss.
While typing, Shen Hang manipulated the character to lean over and stick it on "Yang Aodong": You are disgusting, you are disgusting, you are disgusting!
Yang Aodong:! ! !He was about to kill that lunatic when a reminder box suddenly popped up on the page: "[Lost My Love] has sent you a team-up request, accept or reject?"
Yang Aodong clicked to accept, and was instantly teleported to an ancient temple on the outskirts of the capital.Then I found... that lunatic with "I Love Shemale" and waving a folding fan with a cool expression on his face was also standing at the door of the dungeon.
The dungeon is called "Mystery of the Ancient Temple". Once you step inside, the scene changes dramatically. The peach blossoms are blooming outside, and the willows are shining, while the inside is a foggy desolation, with crows flying over to peck people from time to time.The big boss in this dungeon is an obsessed monk, who will only appear after all the mobs are killed.After defeating him, he will suddenly return to his handsome appearance, lying weakly on the ground bleeding from the corner of his lips, asking the player to send a message to a man named Lan Canglang.It is said that Lan Canglang will have "heavy rewards".
But so far, no player has ever met Lan Canglang, so no one has ever received the so-called "heavy reward".Some people on the forum once suspected that this was a bug in the system, and there was no such thing as Lan Canglang among the NPCs.Someone called the game company to complain, and the customer service told him very gently that Lan Canglang would show up at the right time and at the right place, please wait patiently.
Of course, Shen Hang and Yang Aodong didn't know about this, only "My Love Forever" had heard about it.
【Team】
[Forever Lost My Love]: Don't blame me all the time!
[Forever Lost My Love]: Fuck, can you operate it? !
[Forever Lost My Love]: Don't tell me that the [-]th level is all for leveling, you have never PKed before!
[Forever Lost My Love]: Speak, don't pretend to be dead!
[I love shemale]: You are so smart (⊙o⊙)
[I am a shemale]: The level 28 dungeon has not been opened yet.
Before they could finish their sentence, the two of them fell to the ground with dead bodies.At this time, it was less than 2 minutes before they entered the instance.
The pressure of [Forever Lost My Love] increased sharply, and Shen Hang began to scroll the screen happily when he couldn't talk anymore.
【Team】
[I love ladyboys]: The crows are very realistic.
[I love ladyboys]: This fog looks like fog.
[I love ladyboys]: Yaoyao, let's chat.
[I love ladyboys]: Yaoyao, look at my ID.We are so destined.
[I am a ladyboy]: Shut up!
After another 2 minutes, [Never Lost My Love] also fell to the ground with them, and was smashed on the body of [I Love Shemale].
【Team】
[I love shemale]: I know you love me, but unfortunately I love shemale.So please get up.
[Forever Lost My Love]: ...
[Forever Lost My Love]: It was a mistake for me to form a team with you two!You won't take the Resurrection Pill when you're dead?Is lying on the ground quite fun?scenery is beautiful?linger?
[I love ladyboys]: Is the Resurrection Pill a magic horse?
[I'm a shemale]: No money to buy.
[Forever Lost My Love] There was no sound for a long time.Shen Hang was happy to continue swiping the screen.
【Team】
[I love ladyboys]: Yaoyao, you see our IDs match so well, we are a perfect match.
[I love ladyboys]: Today is the [-]th day, Yuelao Temple is open for business, let's get married and have fun.Or have to wait another half a month.
In order to be able to tease Yang Aodong for a long time, it is more reliable to get married first, so that even if they are not at the same level, they can find him as soon as they go online.Besides... It's more fun to chase people first and then ruthlessly abandon the gods.Shen Hang showed an inscrutable smile in front of the computer.
【Team】
[I love ladyboys]: Isn't it just a game, Yaoyao, why are you so serious.But I like that you are serious, hehehe~
[I love ladyboys]: Whenever you don't want to play, go for a divorce.It's not impossible to get a divorce.
At this time, [Forever Lost My Love] finally lied to the corpse, and said coolly: You can't get a divorce.
[I love ladyboys]:? ? ?
[I love ladyboys]: You are so lenient!
[Forever Lost My Love]: o(︶︿︶)o none of my business?This is the setting of the game!Once you get married, even if you delete your account and start again, you will not be able to get divorced.This is called predestined relationship to three lives, never leaving each other.
[I love ladyboys]: ...
This game really sucks!
【Team】
[I love ladyboys]: Hey, don't you have the Resurrection Pill?Or am I so attractive that you are reluctant to get up while lying on top of me?
[Forever Lost My Love]: ...The flesh pad is always more comfortable than a stone.I'm tired and never love again...
[I love ladyboys]: Then let’s chat together (^o^)/~
This game dungeon is a time-limited mode, either clear the level, or wait until the time is up, the system will automatically send them out. [Forever Lost My Love] With two heavy drag oil bottles, even if you use up the Resurrection Pill on your body, you may not be able to pass the level, it is better to lie on the ground and wait for the time to come.
So the three of them just lay on the ground in the state of corpses and just chatted. o(╯□╰)o
【Team】
[I love ladyboys]: Wow, we are all dead, and we can still chat!It's amazing!
[Forever Lost My Love]: Kid, are you ten years old yet?
[I love ladyboys]: I'm only ten days old!
[Forever Lost My Love]: ...
[I love ladyboys]: I only started playing this game ten days ago (⊙o⊙)
[Forever Lost My Love]: ...
[I love ladyboys]: Yaoyao, where did we talk just now?By the way, get married.Yaoyao, let’s get married O(n_n)O~
If it wasn't for being trapped in the dungeon and unable to move, Yang Aodong would have the urge to kill and run away immediately.
【Team】
[I love ladyboys]: shit shit, you also find someone to marry.
[Forever Lost My Love]:! ! !
[I love ladyboys]: shit shit, you also find someone to marry.
[I love ladyboys]: shit shit, you also find someone to marry.
[Forever Lost My Love]: Shut up!
[Forever Lost My Love]: I will never marry anyone else in this life.No matter in reality or in the game, I just want to marry him alone.
[I love ladyboys]: Then go and marry him!
[Forever Lost My Love]: He doesn't play online games.
[I love ladyboys]: o(╯□╰)o then get married in reality!
[Forever Lost My Love]: He is married.
[I love ladyboys]: (#‵′) I can't even grab a woman!
[Forever Lost My Love]: ... How do you know it's a woman?
[I love ladyboys]: Hey, isn't it a woman?Could it be that you can't even grab a man?
[Forever Lost My Love]: ... (He must have had a brain twitch to say this to an underage girl!!!)
[I love shemale]: (#‵′) It is said that names are cursed, and you still have such a bad name!Lose my love forever, lose my love forever, it's no wonder he doesn't marry someone else!Look how good I am at naming things. I love ladyboys, I love ladyboys, and I really fell in love with demons. O(n_n)O haha~
The chat box was silent and there was no movement, Shen Hang laughed so hard in front of the screen.He pretends to be very polite and polite in front of people in suits and leather shoes every day, and he hasn't teased people so happily in many years.He thinks he understands why so many people like to play online games, this is really a good place to manipulate people as they please. (-_-|||Mr. Shen, you are wrong)
An hour passed quickly.They are thrown from the copy by the system. [Forever Lost My Love] immediately disbanded the team.
【current】
[Forever Lost My Love]: I'm leaving.
[I love ladyboys]: Mmmm.Bye shit.
[Forever Lost My Love]: ...or never see you again.
After speaking, the person suddenly disappeared.
【current】
[I love ladyboys]: That's great.Yaoyao, is it just the two of us?
[I love ladyboys]: Yaoyao, where are you going?Wait for me!
[I'm a ladyboy]: Is this a safe zone, or a martial arts zone?
[I love ladyboys]: Yaoyao, you finally talk to me.I don't know, it's the martial arts area?
[I am a ladyboy]: That's good!
Before Shen Hang could type out a question mark, he saw the graceful woman across from him suddenly stabbing with a sword.Shen Hang was stunned for a moment, and a system prompt box suddenly popped up: "You have been killed by [I am a shemale], and the experience value has been reduced by 9583. You can choose: 1. Resurrect immediately (requires a Resurrection Pill); 2. Go back to town and revive (free)."
Returning to the city to revive is of course not possible, Shen Hang clicks [Resurrect Now], the system prompts: "Sorry! Your Resurrection Pill is insufficient, please buy it now." Shen Hang clicks [Buy], the system prompts: "Sorry! Your gold coins are insufficient, please Top up now!"
Shen Hang: "..."
Looking again, "Yang Aodong" has long since disappeared.
Shen Hang: "..."
Two days later, Yang Aodong finally waited for the editor to go to work.
Before he had time to type on the editor, [Little Rabbit Party] sent a message: "Aoda, what's the matter with you? Do you still want this pseudonym?"
[Proud Winter]: My account has been hacked.
[Little Rabbit Party]:?
[Arrogant Winter]: My YY account was stolen.It's all done by hackers.
[Little Rabbit Party]: That's obviously your style of writing, I don't believe that a random hacker can write it.
[World-defying winter]:? (National scolding and literary style?)
[Little Rabbit Party]: Is it really you?Then see for yourself.As he spoke, a link came over, which was his article "The Pirate Commander's Peerless God's Experience".
Yang Aodong clicked on it, and was instantly dazzled by the negative points on the screen and the hundreds of stories of high-rise buildings. Taking a look at the points, it had already been marked as minus 3000 million.This is probably the first time in the history of YY Literature Network.
The chapter has actually updated many chapters.Yang Aodong clicked on it and instantly understood what was going on.
[Proud Winter]: I lost my USB flash drive more than a week ago, and there are half a month's worth of manuscripts in it.And my account password.
[Little Rabbit Party]: Ah (⊙o⊙) Aoda, why are you so careless!
[Little Rabbit Party]: Have you recovered your account?
[World-defying winter]: No.I don't remember the password hint question.
[Little Rabbit Party]: ...Leave it to me.I'll contact the technical department to find it for you in a while.Remember, change the password immediately and delete all those messy things!Don't browse the forums, don't respond to anything, just keep updating.Let's see if we can save TAT
[Little Rabbit Party]: Aoda, please be kind to your pseudonym TAT
[World-defying winter]: Okay.
Yang Aodong didn't like to visit forums, but now he didn't even read the backstage.After writing every day, it is still in the manuscript box. After persisting for more than a month, the points have gradually become positive, and those buildings with hundreds of floors of negative scores have gradually been suppressed by real readers' comments. The light of day is never seen.
Everything gradually improved.Yang Aodong's miserable income during that time also gradually recovered.But life is like this, it will never let you go on smoothly, always find something to make you feel the taste of frustration.
At the beginning of December, when the first heavy snow fell, [Proud Winter] dominated the forum again.And this time the theme is "plagiarism".
The author has something to say: Muyouhuahua TAT
Do not increase collection TAT
Is this the retribution of the snail breaking half a month TAT
The scumbag author begs for flowers and flowers to support TAT
☆、9 Chronic gastroenteritis
Over a month, many things can happen.
Shen Hang was so busy with the preparations and casting of the new play that he wanted to spend 1 minute in half, so he naturally didn't have the time to find fault with Yang Aodong in the game. In other words, most of the time, he couldn't even think about it. It seems that there is such a person.It's just that there are fragments of teasing Yang Aodong from time to time in the dream, and when I wake up, I feel refreshed.
The heroine is Cheng Kejia, who just graduated from Chinese opera. She is pure and lovely, and fits the image of the leading female high school student in the play.And after the male protagonist went through a lot of twists and turns, he finally settled on the notorious Feng Zizhen in the entertainment industry, which is really surprising.All kinds of entertainment tabloids have speculated about the reasons behind this, using the entire page to analyze whether Feng Zizhen and the president of Feixiang Entertainment have any shady relationship, and even revealed a photo of President Shen and Feng Zizhen getting along intimately in a cafe .
However, the director in charge of the film said at the press conference: "The hero and heroine are both determined by me. I believe that there is no one more suitable for the role of Wen Shiyang than Feng Zizhen." The name of the male lead in To Your Face.
Feng Zizhen wore a clean beige wool sweater on the day of the boot, with a clean smile, but a touch of sadness in his eyes, just like the hurt entertainment singer in the play.
Not even the pickiest reporter could find anything wrong.
In fact, Shen Hang didn't want to use Feng Zizhen at first. There were too many negative news about him, and a little carelessness might ruin the whole TV series.But after national auditions, all kinds of well-known and unknown actors came to audition, and he and the director were not very satisfied.There are many actors with good looks and clean smiles, but they always feel that they lack a little taste.Until——Feng Zizhen ran to the audition with a stern face, changed his clothes and came out of the dressing room. Before saying a line, he just raised his eyes slightly, and instantly convinced everyone present.
The clean smile that couldn't reach the bottom of the eyes, the warm sunlight reflected on the eyelashes, and a faint melancholy exuded from the whole body.Feng Zizhen seemed to be a completely different person, no, this was not Feng Zizhen at all, this was Wen Shiyang.
Shen Hang and the director finally knew what was missing from those male actors.Their smiles are too bright, sad and deliberate, not as natural as Feng Zizhen.Shen Hang has always known that he is very aura in acting, but this is the first time he has seen his superb acting skills with his own eyes.
Maybe this is another Feng Zizhen hiding behind the monstrous Feng Zizhen, that's why he behaved so naturally and appropriately.
"Ah, it's Feng Zizhen performing Wenwen!" Yang Xuhe shouted excitedly while holding the newspaper, "That's great!"
Yang Aodong didn't raise his head: "Don't you rely on unspoken rules?" As a well-known cartoonist today, his little father is Xiaobai at worst, but at best he always maintains an innocent heart. childlike innocence.I have never speculated on anyone maliciously, always have a bright smile on people, my mind is full of fairy tales of children born in the 10th generation, and always treat people with a sense of foolishness.
"That's all nonsense in the newspapers, Feng Zizhen is not that kind of person." Yang Xuhe retorted as expected.
Not everyone is as pure and innocent as you think.Yang Aodong recalled the scene in the cafe, and felt contempt for Shen Hang in his heart, but he didn't refute his little father.If you don't know these insignificant things, you don't know.
But Yang Xuhe sighed: "So what if it's true? Everyone has his own way of life, his own last resort. I admire his bravery, if I could be as brave as him back then..."
Every time Yang Xuhe said this, he would not continue.Yang Aodong guessed that maybe your other father would not die.He vaguely knew that his little father had an unforgettable love affair when he was young, but he chose to give up under the pressure of his boyfriend's family, and disappeared silently alone.The boyfriend couldn't find him anywhere, finally compromised after two years, married a well-matched girl, and the two decided to settle abroad - died in a plane crash.
Such memories are too heavy, Yang Aodong took the initiative to change the subject, and sneered: "Yang Xu and you are not brave enough? You are in your 40s, how dare you spoil other college students!"
Yang Xuhe: "...Where is the waste? Xiao Jin and I are in love with each other."
"Are you sure it wasn't you who seduced the child?"
"Yang Aodong, you..."
Jin Yuan pushed the door in with a bag full of vegetables: "I forced him."
Yang Xuhe: "..."
Yang Aodong: "..."
At noon, Jin Yuan cooks, and Yang Xuhe helps out.The kid who used to fight and fight on the street and did all kinds of crimes is now pulling a pair of big plush slippers and being directed by Yang Xuhe to do this and that.Yang Aodong was eating melon seeds and watching TV in the living room, and glanced at the kitchen from time to time, the scene was really warm.
Although Yang Aodong never gave Jin Yuan any good looks, he sincerely wished them well.For so many years, it was not easy for his little father to raise him alone.It is a miracle in itself that Yang Xu and such a simple person can survive until now in this world of intrigue and cannibalism.So as long as his little daddy is happy, everything is fine.
When the two of them showed enough sweetness and finally left, Yang Aodong's expression immediately collapsed.He kicked off his slippers and fell on the bed, frowning at the ceiling.
It was revealed that the plagiarism was a short story he wrote when he first debuted, and the source was marked word by word on the forum, and every sentence was the essence of well-known writers at that time.The bottom is full of condemnation of him, and in less than two days, the post has already reached thousands of pages.
A place like a forum has always been a mixed bag, where there are enthusiastic readers, lonely authors, and a group of people who have nothing to do but find fault.They quickly extracted some plausible sentences from the new article of Ao Shi Bing Dong, saying that so and so was copied here and so and so was plagiarized there, as if there was something plausible.
At the same time, the negative scores of his articles are getting higher and higher, and many readers who have supported him in spite of his indifference and non-response, and have steadfastly supported him in the storm of abuse in other countries, have expressed that they will never love him again.
Today the editor finally got mad at him and asked him to delete the culprit immediately, and immediately correct all plagiarized parts in other articles, and publicly apologized to the readers.
How should he explain it? It was just a game made when he was young and frenzied.Wen Tianxiang has a "collection of Du Fu's poems", using Du Fu's original sentences to open up a new realm; he just wanted to test whether he could write a novel with a complete plot by using the original sentences of today's famous poems without changing a single word.He actually wrote it.At that time, he was not well-known, and there were no hits at all when he posted it. After so many years, the articles in the column seemed dense at first glance. If it hadn't been dug out this time, he would never have remembered that he had written such a novel.
But now that he is on the cusp, whatever he says will be considered sophistry.
His pride would not allow him to apologize for the trumped-up crime, so he declined the editor's request.The editor knew his character, so he didn't force him any more, just let him rest for a while, and wait for the limelight to pass before trying to figure out a solution.
Yang Aodong is not ignorant of the world, he knows what the editor is implying that he is going to give up on him.
So many years of hard work just went to waste...Yang Aodong frowned and covered his lower abdomen. He has not been feeling well for the past few days, and he is particularly prone to fatigue. .Probably chronic gastroenteritis or something.Go to the hospital tomorrow and get some medicine.
Yang Aodong stayed in the darkness for a long time before falling asleep.When he woke up the next day, his mood had calmed down.
He has never been so easily knocked down, at worst, change a pseudonym and start all over again.Three years ago, he was able to create his own world in the online literature circle, and he will definitely be able to do it three years later!
After tossing in the hospital for half an afternoon, when he was waiting for the result, he leaned sleepily on the bench in the hospital, so he ran into Shen Hang.
Shen Hang was so busy some time ago that he was dizzy and didn't bother to come up for the HIV test.After all the pre-production preparations came to an end, the filming of the new movie had already started, and it was only when nothing happened that I remembered this.Although the possibility is very small, it is always necessary to test to be reassured.
Sure enough.
As soon as he got the result sheet, Shen Hang caught a glimpse of a familiar figure coming out of the next department, and followed him by accident.Seeing Yang Aodong find a bench to sit down, Shen Hang leaned over and sat beside him: "What a coincidence, we meet again."
"Yeah." Are they so familiar?Yang Aodong responded casually, then continued to curl up and doze off.
"Why are you listless, did you do too high last night?"
"...Boss Shen is talking about himself, right?" Yang Aodong pulled the test sheet in his hand, "HIV-bi0.415 negative COI0-0.9...Which future superstar Shen has unspokenly ruled? I don’t even bother to wear a condom.”
Shen Hang: "..."
The contempt and sarcasm in Yang Aodong's voice made Shen Hang eager to defend himself, but he opened his mouth only to find that there was no way to defend himself.Could it be that he got drunk and fucked someone in a daze and didn't know who he was?Shen Hang suddenly remembered that night more than a month ago.Although he couldn't remember what happened the next morning, he dreamed of the same scene countless times afterwards, the body of such a young and beautiful young boy rolled and rolled under him.With an incredibly slender and flexible waist, even the voice of □ is so pleasant, as clear as spring water flowing through.
He slowly remembered some fragments of that night, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't remember the boy's face.
After a moment of silence, Shen Hang took the laboratory test sheet and tore it up: "Then what are you doing here? You look so listless that you can't open your eyes... Could it be that you are pregnant?"
"Get lost!" Yang Aodong didn't like Shen Hang at first, but this time he met him taking the HIV test in such an open manner, and his impression of him instantly dropped by ten percentage points. stand up.
Shen Hang finally met him once, so how could he give up and continue to carry on the pot: "I heard that you put 3000 words of national abuse in the VIP chapter again? You have character! I really admire you more and more! "
Yang Aodong didn't respond.
Shen Hang was about to make persistent efforts, but he opened his mouth but no sound came out.Yang Aodong leaned on the back of the chair with his head tilted, the setting sun came in from the window at the end of the corridor, he closed his eyes, his slightly trembling eyelashes were dyed by the sunlight, his whole body exuded a soft and holy light.He reached out his hand involuntarily, wanting to touch his cheek.
His hand was held by a cold hand, and his eyes were also cold: "Mr. Shen, I don't need unspoken rules."
After Yang Aodong finished speaking, he didn't even look at him, turned around and went to get the result.
☆, 10 car grabs
The results of the gastrointestinal examination were... nothing.The doctor's initial diagnosis was mental, and asked him if he had encountered something unhappy recently?Yang Aodong thought about the troublesome plagiarism incident, maybe it was really because he was in a bad mood.In the end, the doctor prescribed some Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets for him, and told him to relax, and he will recover soon.
Yang Aodong chewed Jianweixiaoshi tablets while walking home.On the way, a car suddenly stopped beside him, showing Shen Hang's smiling face: "Get in the car! I'll take you home."
Yang Aodong continued to chew Jianweixiaoshi tablets without even looking at him.
Shen Hang drove the car slowly beside him.
"You two have such a special way of walking!" Feng Zizhen, wrapped in a bright yellow down jacket, passed by on an electric scooter, stopped and teased.
Shen Hang: "..."
Yang Aodong: "..."
"Don't let me hit the mark, are you really taking a walk?"
Shen Hang: "Be careful, I will let the director change the male lead."
"Mr. Shen," Feng Zizhen said with a smile, "I know you are reluctant."
Shen Hang: "..."
There are many ways to understand this "reluctance", and Yang Aodong obviously chose the one he thought.But right now his stomach hurts a little bit, and when his stomach hurts, he doesn't care about anything else, so he opens Shen Hang's co-driver's door and sits in: "Get down."
Shen Hang: "Huh?"
Yang Aodong looked at him: "I said, you go down!"
Shen Hang was puzzled, but Yang Aodong's gaze had a strange magic power, which made Shen Hang involuntarily open the car door and get out: "Then what?"
So Shen Hang saw Yang Aodong transfer to the driver's seat, and closed the car door with a thud: "Since Mr. Shen likes to take a walk, it's better to use your feet." As he spoke, he stepped on the accelerator, and the car rushed out with a "swish". Yang Aodong's faint voice came from inside: "I will find someone to deliver the car to you tomorrow."
Shen Hang: "..."
Feng Zizhen lay on the handlebars and laughed so hard that he couldn't stand upright: "I said Mr. Shen, your wife has a real personality."
"What nonsense are you talking about, he is..." He tried to defend, but suddenly his heart moved, remembering the process of "proposing" to Yang Aodong in the game.
"He is the original author of the TV series I starred in, I know it. Last time it was okay to 'talk about business' in a coffee shop, but what about this time? Mr. Shen drove along the side of the road with nothing to do, just happened to be in sync with the original author, Then unfortunately someone robbed the car?"
Shen Hang: "..."
Shen Hang's house is still far away from here, with no access to the village, no stores, no taxis, not even a bus stop sign.It happened that the place Feng Zizhen was going to was still on the way, so the dignified president squeezed into the back seat of the electric car and was "carried" home. He passed the icy area halfway and fell, but Feng Zizhen was fine. Hang Jie was stunned and his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.
So the next day's headline on the front page of the entertainment tabloid was like this: "President of Flying Entertainment and "Famous" Actor Feng Zizhen Bicycle Show Encouragement and Fall", below are several high-definition photos, Shen Hang sitting with two long legs bent The look of the electric car precariously on the back seat, the look of the two of them getting up after falling on the ice, and the look of Shen Hang with a bruised nose and swollen face can be seen clearly.
As for why Feng Zizhen led Shen Hang, there are different opinions in the entertainment forums. Some people say that although Feng Zizhen is often unspoken, he is always willing to top others. It is said that Shen Hang is very stingy, and now that the gas price has risen again, Shen Hang asked Feng Zizhen to take him to save gasoline money; someone said...
Of course Yang Aodong didn't know about this.At that time, he applied for a new account on YY.com, paused for a moment on the "apply for author" button, and then moved away silently.
Since the date that made his seven orifices smoke, there have been turmoil in the past two months, and Yang
【current】
[I love ladyboys]: Hi, we meet again!
[I love ladyboys]: Hi, we meet again!
[I love ladyboys]: Hi, we meet again!
[I love ladyboys]: Hi, we meet again!
[I love ladyboys]: Hi, we meet again!
[Forever Lost My Love]: Crazy.Did you admit the wrong person?
[I love ladyboys]: Hi, we meet again!
[I love ladyboys]: I don't know you at all, don't be too passionate!
[Forever Lost My Love]: Brother, you should go for a mental appraisal!
[I love ladyboys]: Shut up!I talk to "I am a shemale", you put a hair in your mouth?Hi, see you again!
The corner of Yang Aodong's mouth twitched, and he typed two words on the keyboard.
【current】
[I am a ladyboy]: Shut up!
[I love ladyboys]: Hi, we meet again!
[I love ladyboys]: Hi, we meet again!
……
Although Yang Aodong has a bad memory, he still hasn't forgotten the only friend he added out of the principle of disgusting Yang Xuhe.But he regretted it now, this is obviously not an ordinary psychopath, usually, this kind of person has a more appropriate name - madman!
【current】
[Forever Lost My Love]: Don't fuck [Current], crazy!Say it in private, use [secret language]! ! ! ! ! !
[I love ladyboys]: Where is the secret language?
[I'm a shemale]: Can the chat window be blocked?
[Forever Lost My Love]:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
[Forever Lost My Love]: Master convinced...
However, due to this interruption, Shen Hang stopped swiping the screen, and the three began to discuss what to do next.Could it be true that she was stuffed into the harem like this, and became the wife of the village for the rest of her life?The system seems to be paralyzed at present, and the prompt box that usually pops up at every turn, is currently silent and there is no movement.
【current】
[Forever Lost My Love]: How about teaming up and rushing out later?
[I love ladyboys]: Are you sure you can defeat that big boss in black?
[Forever Lost My Love]: The copy of "Goshawk on the Stuff" has not been opened yet, maybe he will not take the initiative to attack now.Besides... I think he drank a lot of wine, he should be almost drunk.
[I am a shemale]: ...
[Forever Lost My Love]: Try it, it won't matter if you die, at most you will lose one level.There must be a lot of experience in success.
[I love ladyboys]: Good!
[I'm a shemale]: ...OK.
When [Forever Lost My Love] took two huge oil bottles and escaped from the encirclement of Sai Shangying to a safe place, it almost collapsed.
【current】
[Never Lost My Love]: SBSBSBSB two SBs!Will it work? !How did you get to such a high level? It's fucking luck, right? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
[I love ladyboys]: I found someone to level up.
The chat window was silent for a few seconds.
[Forever Lost My Love]: ... What about you?You wouldn't be a power leveler too, would you?
[I am a shemale]: I have been boosted.
[Forever Lost My Love]:? ? ?
[Forever Lost My Love]: Isn’t the meaning the same?Lord knows that the word "be" is very popular o(╯□╰)o
[I am a ladyboy]: Not the same.I was only level 28, but this time I changed to 60 as soon as I logged in.
[Forever Lost My Love]: ...
Shen Hang laughed triumphantly in front of the computer three times.Yang Aodong, if you don't train your level to be as high as Lao Tzu, how could Lao Tzu have the opportunity to meet you "accidentally" and then molested you?
The system suspected of being dead finally cheated the corpse, and a prompt box popped up on the computer screens of the three at the same time: "Dear XXXX, congratulations on your successful escape from marriage and the freedom to choose a partner. The marriage mode is on! Every [-]th day, you You can marry your sweetheart forever in front of Yuelao Temple."
Two seconds later, a second prompt box popped up: "Attention, the eagle on the plug has become your enemy, your character value has dropped by 3345, and your overall combat power has dropped by 23568."
[Currently] [Forever Lost My Love]: It’s fine if you don’t have a point of experience, why does Nima’s combat power drop? ! ! ! !
After two seconds, a third prompt box pops up: "Sai Shangying will protect all his 'in-laws', you escaped from the wedding, so not only can you no longer be protected by Sai Shangying and all NPCs who have good friendship with Sai Shangying , On the contrary, some NPCs with low RP values will give you cold arrows in PK. Therefore, it is normal for your overall combat power to decline. You can enhance your combat power through other methods: 1. Skill learning and upgrading; 2. Martial soul strengthening... ..."
Three people: ...
【current】
[Forever Lost My Love]: I'd better go back and be Mrs. Yazhai for Sai Shangying...
[I love ladyboys]: No ambition!Through bloody battles, we finally won the freedom of marriage.Brother, find someone to marry!
[Forever Lost My Love]: I am not interested in getting married!How can you women understand the importance of combat power to a man?
Yang Aodong didn't bother to explain, while Shen Hang didn't want to explain.So it was taken as the default by [Forever Lost My Love].
【current】
[I love ladyboys]: Go PK and play World of Warcraft!This is a **** online game, what are you doing here alone?Um?
[Forever Lost My Love]: I am g...
[Forever Lost My Love] Before finishing a sentence, a fourth prompt box popped up on the computers of the three people at the same time: "Attention, you are already the enemy of Saishangying. There will be three results when you return to Saishangying: 1. Killed by the hawk; 2. Imprisoned by the hawk; 3. Enslaved by the hawk.”
[Forever Lost My Love]: ...
The author has something to say: Muyouhuahua TT
Snail RP is not good, retribution TT
The snail really didn't break the TT on purpose
☆、8Let's get married
The three of them were relatively silent in the desert for more than ten seconds, and [Forever Lost My Love] proposed to form a team to clear the dungeon.
【current】
[I love ladyboys]: Where is the copy?
[I am a ladyboy]: Where is a copy?
[Forever Lost My Love]: ...
Shen Hang and Yang Aodong found that the tough man carrying a big knife disappeared in an instant.
【current】
[I love ladyboys]: He was mad at us?Or die suddenly?
[I am a shemale]: The result is the same.
[I love ladyboys]: ...
[I love ladyboys]: Little demon, look at my ID.Come, give Grandpa a kiss.
While typing, Shen Hang manipulated the character to lean over and stick it on "Yang Aodong": You are disgusting, you are disgusting, you are disgusting!
Yang Aodong:! ! !He was about to kill that lunatic when a reminder box suddenly popped up on the page: "[Lost My Love] has sent you a team-up request, accept or reject?"
Yang Aodong clicked to accept, and was instantly teleported to an ancient temple on the outskirts of the capital.Then I found... that lunatic with "I Love Shemale" and waving a folding fan with a cool expression on his face was also standing at the door of the dungeon.
The dungeon is called "Mystery of the Ancient Temple". Once you step inside, the scene changes dramatically. The peach blossoms are blooming outside, and the willows are shining, while the inside is a foggy desolation, with crows flying over to peck people from time to time.The big boss in this dungeon is an obsessed monk, who will only appear after all the mobs are killed.After defeating him, he will suddenly return to his handsome appearance, lying weakly on the ground bleeding from the corner of his lips, asking the player to send a message to a man named Lan Canglang.It is said that Lan Canglang will have "heavy rewards".
But so far, no player has ever met Lan Canglang, so no one has ever received the so-called "heavy reward".Some people on the forum once suspected that this was a bug in the system, and there was no such thing as Lan Canglang among the NPCs.Someone called the game company to complain, and the customer service told him very gently that Lan Canglang would show up at the right time and at the right place, please wait patiently.
Of course, Shen Hang and Yang Aodong didn't know about this, only "My Love Forever" had heard about it.
【Team】
[Forever Lost My Love]: Don't blame me all the time!
[Forever Lost My Love]: Fuck, can you operate it? !
[Forever Lost My Love]: Don't tell me that the [-]th level is all for leveling, you have never PKed before!
[Forever Lost My Love]: Speak, don't pretend to be dead!
[I love shemale]: You are so smart (⊙o⊙)
[I am a shemale]: The level 28 dungeon has not been opened yet.
Before they could finish their sentence, the two of them fell to the ground with dead bodies.At this time, it was less than 2 minutes before they entered the instance.
The pressure of [Forever Lost My Love] increased sharply, and Shen Hang began to scroll the screen happily when he couldn't talk anymore.
【Team】
[I love ladyboys]: The crows are very realistic.
[I love ladyboys]: This fog looks like fog.
[I love ladyboys]: Yaoyao, let's chat.
[I love ladyboys]: Yaoyao, look at my ID.We are so destined.
[I am a ladyboy]: Shut up!
After another 2 minutes, [Never Lost My Love] also fell to the ground with them, and was smashed on the body of [I Love Shemale].
【Team】
[I love shemale]: I know you love me, but unfortunately I love shemale.So please get up.
[Forever Lost My Love]: ...
[Forever Lost My Love]: It was a mistake for me to form a team with you two!You won't take the Resurrection Pill when you're dead?Is lying on the ground quite fun?scenery is beautiful?linger?
[I love ladyboys]: Is the Resurrection Pill a magic horse?
[I'm a shemale]: No money to buy.
[Forever Lost My Love] There was no sound for a long time.Shen Hang was happy to continue swiping the screen.
【Team】
[I love ladyboys]: Yaoyao, you see our IDs match so well, we are a perfect match.
[I love ladyboys]: Today is the [-]th day, Yuelao Temple is open for business, let's get married and have fun.Or have to wait another half a month.
In order to be able to tease Yang Aodong for a long time, it is more reliable to get married first, so that even if they are not at the same level, they can find him as soon as they go online.Besides... It's more fun to chase people first and then ruthlessly abandon the gods.Shen Hang showed an inscrutable smile in front of the computer.
【Team】
[I love ladyboys]: Isn't it just a game, Yaoyao, why are you so serious.But I like that you are serious, hehehe~
[I love ladyboys]: Whenever you don't want to play, go for a divorce.It's not impossible to get a divorce.
At this time, [Forever Lost My Love] finally lied to the corpse, and said coolly: You can't get a divorce.
[I love ladyboys]:? ? ?
[I love ladyboys]: You are so lenient!
[Forever Lost My Love]: o(︶︿︶)o none of my business?This is the setting of the game!Once you get married, even if you delete your account and start again, you will not be able to get divorced.This is called predestined relationship to three lives, never leaving each other.
[I love ladyboys]: ...
This game really sucks!
【Team】
[I love ladyboys]: Hey, don't you have the Resurrection Pill?Or am I so attractive that you are reluctant to get up while lying on top of me?
[Forever Lost My Love]: ...The flesh pad is always more comfortable than a stone.I'm tired and never love again...
[I love ladyboys]: Then let’s chat together (^o^)/~
This game dungeon is a time-limited mode, either clear the level, or wait until the time is up, the system will automatically send them out. [Forever Lost My Love] With two heavy drag oil bottles, even if you use up the Resurrection Pill on your body, you may not be able to pass the level, it is better to lie on the ground and wait for the time to come.
So the three of them just lay on the ground in the state of corpses and just chatted. o(╯□╰)o
【Team】
[I love ladyboys]: Wow, we are all dead, and we can still chat!It's amazing!
[Forever Lost My Love]: Kid, are you ten years old yet?
[I love ladyboys]: I'm only ten days old!
[Forever Lost My Love]: ...
[I love ladyboys]: I only started playing this game ten days ago (⊙o⊙)
[Forever Lost My Love]: ...
[I love ladyboys]: Yaoyao, where did we talk just now?By the way, get married.Yaoyao, let’s get married O(n_n)O~
If it wasn't for being trapped in the dungeon and unable to move, Yang Aodong would have the urge to kill and run away immediately.
【Team】
[I love ladyboys]: shit shit, you also find someone to marry.
[Forever Lost My Love]:! ! !
[I love ladyboys]: shit shit, you also find someone to marry.
[I love ladyboys]: shit shit, you also find someone to marry.
[Forever Lost My Love]: Shut up!
[Forever Lost My Love]: I will never marry anyone else in this life.No matter in reality or in the game, I just want to marry him alone.
[I love ladyboys]: Then go and marry him!
[Forever Lost My Love]: He doesn't play online games.
[I love ladyboys]: o(╯□╰)o then get married in reality!
[Forever Lost My Love]: He is married.
[I love ladyboys]: (#‵′) I can't even grab a woman!
[Forever Lost My Love]: ... How do you know it's a woman?
[I love ladyboys]: Hey, isn't it a woman?Could it be that you can't even grab a man?
[Forever Lost My Love]: ... (He must have had a brain twitch to say this to an underage girl!!!)
[I love shemale]: (#‵′) It is said that names are cursed, and you still have such a bad name!Lose my love forever, lose my love forever, it's no wonder he doesn't marry someone else!Look how good I am at naming things. I love ladyboys, I love ladyboys, and I really fell in love with demons. O(n_n)O haha~
The chat box was silent and there was no movement, Shen Hang laughed so hard in front of the screen.He pretends to be very polite and polite in front of people in suits and leather shoes every day, and he hasn't teased people so happily in many years.He thinks he understands why so many people like to play online games, this is really a good place to manipulate people as they please. (-_-|||Mr. Shen, you are wrong)
An hour passed quickly.They are thrown from the copy by the system. [Forever Lost My Love] immediately disbanded the team.
【current】
[Forever Lost My Love]: I'm leaving.
[I love ladyboys]: Mmmm.Bye shit.
[Forever Lost My Love]: ...or never see you again.
After speaking, the person suddenly disappeared.
【current】
[I love ladyboys]: That's great.Yaoyao, is it just the two of us?
[I love ladyboys]: Yaoyao, where are you going?Wait for me!
[I'm a ladyboy]: Is this a safe zone, or a martial arts zone?
[I love ladyboys]: Yaoyao, you finally talk to me.I don't know, it's the martial arts area?
[I am a ladyboy]: That's good!
Before Shen Hang could type out a question mark, he saw the graceful woman across from him suddenly stabbing with a sword.Shen Hang was stunned for a moment, and a system prompt box suddenly popped up: "You have been killed by [I am a shemale], and the experience value has been reduced by 9583. You can choose: 1. Resurrect immediately (requires a Resurrection Pill); 2. Go back to town and revive (free)."
Returning to the city to revive is of course not possible, Shen Hang clicks [Resurrect Now], the system prompts: "Sorry! Your Resurrection Pill is insufficient, please buy it now." Shen Hang clicks [Buy], the system prompts: "Sorry! Your gold coins are insufficient, please Top up now!"
Shen Hang: "..."
Looking again, "Yang Aodong" has long since disappeared.
Shen Hang: "..."
Two days later, Yang Aodong finally waited for the editor to go to work.
Before he had time to type on the editor, [Little Rabbit Party] sent a message: "Aoda, what's the matter with you? Do you still want this pseudonym?"
[Proud Winter]: My account has been hacked.
[Little Rabbit Party]:?
[Arrogant Winter]: My YY account was stolen.It's all done by hackers.
[Little Rabbit Party]: That's obviously your style of writing, I don't believe that a random hacker can write it.
[World-defying winter]:? (National scolding and literary style?)
[Little Rabbit Party]: Is it really you?Then see for yourself.As he spoke, a link came over, which was his article "The Pirate Commander's Peerless God's Experience".
Yang Aodong clicked on it, and was instantly dazzled by the negative points on the screen and the hundreds of stories of high-rise buildings. Taking a look at the points, it had already been marked as minus 3000 million.This is probably the first time in the history of YY Literature Network.
The chapter has actually updated many chapters.Yang Aodong clicked on it and instantly understood what was going on.
[Proud Winter]: I lost my USB flash drive more than a week ago, and there are half a month's worth of manuscripts in it.And my account password.
[Little Rabbit Party]: Ah (⊙o⊙) Aoda, why are you so careless!
[Little Rabbit Party]: Have you recovered your account?
[World-defying winter]: No.I don't remember the password hint question.
[Little Rabbit Party]: ...Leave it to me.I'll contact the technical department to find it for you in a while.Remember, change the password immediately and delete all those messy things!Don't browse the forums, don't respond to anything, just keep updating.Let's see if we can save TAT
[Little Rabbit Party]: Aoda, please be kind to your pseudonym TAT
[World-defying winter]: Okay.
Yang Aodong didn't like to visit forums, but now he didn't even read the backstage.After writing every day, it is still in the manuscript box. After persisting for more than a month, the points have gradually become positive, and those buildings with hundreds of floors of negative scores have gradually been suppressed by real readers' comments. The light of day is never seen.
Everything gradually improved.Yang Aodong's miserable income during that time also gradually recovered.But life is like this, it will never let you go on smoothly, always find something to make you feel the taste of frustration.
At the beginning of December, when the first heavy snow fell, [Proud Winter] dominated the forum again.And this time the theme is "plagiarism".
The author has something to say: Muyouhuahua TAT
Do not increase collection TAT
Is this the retribution of the snail breaking half a month TAT
The scumbag author begs for flowers and flowers to support TAT
☆、9 Chronic gastroenteritis
Over a month, many things can happen.
Shen Hang was so busy with the preparations and casting of the new play that he wanted to spend 1 minute in half, so he naturally didn't have the time to find fault with Yang Aodong in the game. In other words, most of the time, he couldn't even think about it. It seems that there is such a person.It's just that there are fragments of teasing Yang Aodong from time to time in the dream, and when I wake up, I feel refreshed.
The heroine is Cheng Kejia, who just graduated from Chinese opera. She is pure and lovely, and fits the image of the leading female high school student in the play.And after the male protagonist went through a lot of twists and turns, he finally settled on the notorious Feng Zizhen in the entertainment industry, which is really surprising.All kinds of entertainment tabloids have speculated about the reasons behind this, using the entire page to analyze whether Feng Zizhen and the president of Feixiang Entertainment have any shady relationship, and even revealed a photo of President Shen and Feng Zizhen getting along intimately in a cafe .
However, the director in charge of the film said at the press conference: "The hero and heroine are both determined by me. I believe that there is no one more suitable for the role of Wen Shiyang than Feng Zizhen." The name of the male lead in To Your Face.
Feng Zizhen wore a clean beige wool sweater on the day of the boot, with a clean smile, but a touch of sadness in his eyes, just like the hurt entertainment singer in the play.
Not even the pickiest reporter could find anything wrong.
In fact, Shen Hang didn't want to use Feng Zizhen at first. There were too many negative news about him, and a little carelessness might ruin the whole TV series.But after national auditions, all kinds of well-known and unknown actors came to audition, and he and the director were not very satisfied.There are many actors with good looks and clean smiles, but they always feel that they lack a little taste.Until——Feng Zizhen ran to the audition with a stern face, changed his clothes and came out of the dressing room. Before saying a line, he just raised his eyes slightly, and instantly convinced everyone present.
The clean smile that couldn't reach the bottom of the eyes, the warm sunlight reflected on the eyelashes, and a faint melancholy exuded from the whole body.Feng Zizhen seemed to be a completely different person, no, this was not Feng Zizhen at all, this was Wen Shiyang.
Shen Hang and the director finally knew what was missing from those male actors.Their smiles are too bright, sad and deliberate, not as natural as Feng Zizhen.Shen Hang has always known that he is very aura in acting, but this is the first time he has seen his superb acting skills with his own eyes.
Maybe this is another Feng Zizhen hiding behind the monstrous Feng Zizhen, that's why he behaved so naturally and appropriately.
"Ah, it's Feng Zizhen performing Wenwen!" Yang Xuhe shouted excitedly while holding the newspaper, "That's great!"
Yang Aodong didn't raise his head: "Don't you rely on unspoken rules?" As a well-known cartoonist today, his little father is Xiaobai at worst, but at best he always maintains an innocent heart. childlike innocence.I have never speculated on anyone maliciously, always have a bright smile on people, my mind is full of fairy tales of children born in the 10th generation, and always treat people with a sense of foolishness.
"That's all nonsense in the newspapers, Feng Zizhen is not that kind of person." Yang Xuhe retorted as expected.
Not everyone is as pure and innocent as you think.Yang Aodong recalled the scene in the cafe, and felt contempt for Shen Hang in his heart, but he didn't refute his little father.If you don't know these insignificant things, you don't know.
But Yang Xuhe sighed: "So what if it's true? Everyone has his own way of life, his own last resort. I admire his bravery, if I could be as brave as him back then..."
Every time Yang Xuhe said this, he would not continue.Yang Aodong guessed that maybe your other father would not die.He vaguely knew that his little father had an unforgettable love affair when he was young, but he chose to give up under the pressure of his boyfriend's family, and disappeared silently alone.The boyfriend couldn't find him anywhere, finally compromised after two years, married a well-matched girl, and the two decided to settle abroad - died in a plane crash.
Such memories are too heavy, Yang Aodong took the initiative to change the subject, and sneered: "Yang Xu and you are not brave enough? You are in your 40s, how dare you spoil other college students!"
Yang Xuhe: "...Where is the waste? Xiao Jin and I are in love with each other."
"Are you sure it wasn't you who seduced the child?"
"Yang Aodong, you..."
Jin Yuan pushed the door in with a bag full of vegetables: "I forced him."
Yang Xuhe: "..."
Yang Aodong: "..."
At noon, Jin Yuan cooks, and Yang Xuhe helps out.The kid who used to fight and fight on the street and did all kinds of crimes is now pulling a pair of big plush slippers and being directed by Yang Xuhe to do this and that.Yang Aodong was eating melon seeds and watching TV in the living room, and glanced at the kitchen from time to time, the scene was really warm.
Although Yang Aodong never gave Jin Yuan any good looks, he sincerely wished them well.For so many years, it was not easy for his little father to raise him alone.It is a miracle in itself that Yang Xu and such a simple person can survive until now in this world of intrigue and cannibalism.So as long as his little daddy is happy, everything is fine.
When the two of them showed enough sweetness and finally left, Yang Aodong's expression immediately collapsed.He kicked off his slippers and fell on the bed, frowning at the ceiling.
It was revealed that the plagiarism was a short story he wrote when he first debuted, and the source was marked word by word on the forum, and every sentence was the essence of well-known writers at that time.The bottom is full of condemnation of him, and in less than two days, the post has already reached thousands of pages.
A place like a forum has always been a mixed bag, where there are enthusiastic readers, lonely authors, and a group of people who have nothing to do but find fault.They quickly extracted some plausible sentences from the new article of Ao Shi Bing Dong, saying that so and so was copied here and so and so was plagiarized there, as if there was something plausible.
At the same time, the negative scores of his articles are getting higher and higher, and many readers who have supported him in spite of his indifference and non-response, and have steadfastly supported him in the storm of abuse in other countries, have expressed that they will never love him again.
Today the editor finally got mad at him and asked him to delete the culprit immediately, and immediately correct all plagiarized parts in other articles, and publicly apologized to the readers.
How should he explain it? It was just a game made when he was young and frenzied.Wen Tianxiang has a "collection of Du Fu's poems", using Du Fu's original sentences to open up a new realm; he just wanted to test whether he could write a novel with a complete plot by using the original sentences of today's famous poems without changing a single word.He actually wrote it.At that time, he was not well-known, and there were no hits at all when he posted it. After so many years, the articles in the column seemed dense at first glance. If it hadn't been dug out this time, he would never have remembered that he had written such a novel.
But now that he is on the cusp, whatever he says will be considered sophistry.
His pride would not allow him to apologize for the trumped-up crime, so he declined the editor's request.The editor knew his character, so he didn't force him any more, just let him rest for a while, and wait for the limelight to pass before trying to figure out a solution.
Yang Aodong is not ignorant of the world, he knows what the editor is implying that he is going to give up on him.
So many years of hard work just went to waste...Yang Aodong frowned and covered his lower abdomen. He has not been feeling well for the past few days, and he is particularly prone to fatigue. .Probably chronic gastroenteritis or something.Go to the hospital tomorrow and get some medicine.
Yang Aodong stayed in the darkness for a long time before falling asleep.When he woke up the next day, his mood had calmed down.
He has never been so easily knocked down, at worst, change a pseudonym and start all over again.Three years ago, he was able to create his own world in the online literature circle, and he will definitely be able to do it three years later!
After tossing in the hospital for half an afternoon, when he was waiting for the result, he leaned sleepily on the bench in the hospital, so he ran into Shen Hang.
Shen Hang was so busy some time ago that he was dizzy and didn't bother to come up for the HIV test.After all the pre-production preparations came to an end, the filming of the new movie had already started, and it was only when nothing happened that I remembered this.Although the possibility is very small, it is always necessary to test to be reassured.
Sure enough.
As soon as he got the result sheet, Shen Hang caught a glimpse of a familiar figure coming out of the next department, and followed him by accident.Seeing Yang Aodong find a bench to sit down, Shen Hang leaned over and sat beside him: "What a coincidence, we meet again."
"Yeah." Are they so familiar?Yang Aodong responded casually, then continued to curl up and doze off.
"Why are you listless, did you do too high last night?"
"...Boss Shen is talking about himself, right?" Yang Aodong pulled the test sheet in his hand, "HIV-bi0.415 negative COI0-0.9...Which future superstar Shen has unspokenly ruled? I don’t even bother to wear a condom.”
Shen Hang: "..."
The contempt and sarcasm in Yang Aodong's voice made Shen Hang eager to defend himself, but he opened his mouth only to find that there was no way to defend himself.Could it be that he got drunk and fucked someone in a daze and didn't know who he was?Shen Hang suddenly remembered that night more than a month ago.Although he couldn't remember what happened the next morning, he dreamed of the same scene countless times afterwards, the body of such a young and beautiful young boy rolled and rolled under him.With an incredibly slender and flexible waist, even the voice of □ is so pleasant, as clear as spring water flowing through.
He slowly remembered some fragments of that night, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't remember the boy's face.
After a moment of silence, Shen Hang took the laboratory test sheet and tore it up: "Then what are you doing here? You look so listless that you can't open your eyes... Could it be that you are pregnant?"
"Get lost!" Yang Aodong didn't like Shen Hang at first, but this time he met him taking the HIV test in such an open manner, and his impression of him instantly dropped by ten percentage points. stand up.
Shen Hang finally met him once, so how could he give up and continue to carry on the pot: "I heard that you put 3000 words of national abuse in the VIP chapter again? You have character! I really admire you more and more! "
Yang Aodong didn't respond.
Shen Hang was about to make persistent efforts, but he opened his mouth but no sound came out.Yang Aodong leaned on the back of the chair with his head tilted, the setting sun came in from the window at the end of the corridor, he closed his eyes, his slightly trembling eyelashes were dyed by the sunlight, his whole body exuded a soft and holy light.He reached out his hand involuntarily, wanting to touch his cheek.
His hand was held by a cold hand, and his eyes were also cold: "Mr. Shen, I don't need unspoken rules."
After Yang Aodong finished speaking, he didn't even look at him, turned around and went to get the result.
☆, 10 car grabs
The results of the gastrointestinal examination were... nothing.The doctor's initial diagnosis was mental, and asked him if he had encountered something unhappy recently?Yang Aodong thought about the troublesome plagiarism incident, maybe it was really because he was in a bad mood.In the end, the doctor prescribed some Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets for him, and told him to relax, and he will recover soon.
Yang Aodong chewed Jianweixiaoshi tablets while walking home.On the way, a car suddenly stopped beside him, showing Shen Hang's smiling face: "Get in the car! I'll take you home."
Yang Aodong continued to chew Jianweixiaoshi tablets without even looking at him.
Shen Hang drove the car slowly beside him.
"You two have such a special way of walking!" Feng Zizhen, wrapped in a bright yellow down jacket, passed by on an electric scooter, stopped and teased.
Shen Hang: "..."
Yang Aodong: "..."
"Don't let me hit the mark, are you really taking a walk?"
Shen Hang: "Be careful, I will let the director change the male lead."
"Mr. Shen," Feng Zizhen said with a smile, "I know you are reluctant."
Shen Hang: "..."
There are many ways to understand this "reluctance", and Yang Aodong obviously chose the one he thought.But right now his stomach hurts a little bit, and when his stomach hurts, he doesn't care about anything else, so he opens Shen Hang's co-driver's door and sits in: "Get down."
Shen Hang: "Huh?"
Yang Aodong looked at him: "I said, you go down!"
Shen Hang was puzzled, but Yang Aodong's gaze had a strange magic power, which made Shen Hang involuntarily open the car door and get out: "Then what?"
So Shen Hang saw Yang Aodong transfer to the driver's seat, and closed the car door with a thud: "Since Mr. Shen likes to take a walk, it's better to use your feet." As he spoke, he stepped on the accelerator, and the car rushed out with a "swish". Yang Aodong's faint voice came from inside: "I will find someone to deliver the car to you tomorrow."
Shen Hang: "..."
Feng Zizhen lay on the handlebars and laughed so hard that he couldn't stand upright: "I said Mr. Shen, your wife has a real personality."
"What nonsense are you talking about, he is..." He tried to defend, but suddenly his heart moved, remembering the process of "proposing" to Yang Aodong in the game.
"He is the original author of the TV series I starred in, I know it. Last time it was okay to 'talk about business' in a coffee shop, but what about this time? Mr. Shen drove along the side of the road with nothing to do, just happened to be in sync with the original author, Then unfortunately someone robbed the car?"
Shen Hang: "..."
Shen Hang's house is still far away from here, with no access to the village, no stores, no taxis, not even a bus stop sign.It happened that the place Feng Zizhen was going to was still on the way, so the dignified president squeezed into the back seat of the electric car and was "carried" home. He passed the icy area halfway and fell, but Feng Zizhen was fine. Hang Jie was stunned and his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.
So the next day's headline on the front page of the entertainment tabloid was like this: "President of Flying Entertainment and "Famous" Actor Feng Zizhen Bicycle Show Encouragement and Fall", below are several high-definition photos, Shen Hang sitting with two long legs bent The look of the electric car precariously on the back seat, the look of the two of them getting up after falling on the ice, and the look of Shen Hang with a bruised nose and swollen face can be seen clearly.
As for why Feng Zizhen led Shen Hang, there are different opinions in the entertainment forums. Some people say that although Feng Zizhen is often unspoken, he is always willing to top others. It is said that Shen Hang is very stingy, and now that the gas price has risen again, Shen Hang asked Feng Zizhen to take him to save gasoline money; someone said...
Of course Yang Aodong didn't know about this.At that time, he applied for a new account on YY.com, paused for a moment on the "apply for author" button, and then moved away silently.
Since the date that made his seven orifices smoke, there have been turmoil in the past two months, and Yang
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