When the author put 3000 words of scolding in the VIP chapter...

Probably because of his relatively cold temper, very few people can leave a lasting impression on Yang Aodong's heart.When we first met, he didn't even remember what Shen Hang looked like, but this person persisted in dangling in front of him, constantly creating a negative sense of existence.

Shen Hang and Du Lizhi are probably the two people Yang Aodong hates the most, one is wretched and has no lower limit, and the other has an infinitely negative RP value.Yang Aodong has always disdained to play tricks on others, but the novels are not written for nothing over the years, and it is not difficult to play tricks on one or two people.It's too tiring to toss in reality, it's better to let them dog-eat-dog to have fun in the online game first.

In the past six months, he has had a lot of bad luck, his career is in a mess, and a big man is inexplicably pregnant with a cub. This kind of opportunity to have fun and relax cannot be missed.

【secret language】

[I'm a shemale]: Shen Hang, if [Messenger of Justice] doesn't die within 3 minutes, you can die!

Shen Hang was shocked by this domineering word, thinking of Yang Aodong's temperament, and he had just offended him, he immediately didn't dare to babble anymore, and began to look for the "Messenger of Justice" all over the world.But the map of the Dajing Dynasty is so vast, finding someone you don’t know is like looking for a needle in a haystack, and within a minute, Shen Hang breaks out in a cold sweat—if the other party is not online at all, even if he turns the world upside down, he can’t find anyone. !

At 2 minutes and 30 seconds, Shen Hang resignedly opened the search box, typed the four words [envoy of justice] in it, and hit the Enter key.Fortunately, the head portraits of the people searched are bright.Shen Hang directly clicked to add friends, and then - waited for the arrangement of fate. o(╯□╰)o

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The result of the last round of "kicking the ball" ended with the perseverance of Brother 69 and the giving up of [Never Lost My Love].Feng Zizhen thought of all the bad things he had done, and after getting discouraged, he continued to let go and became his "invisible" helper.Du Lizhi was so unlucky in this game that he didn't even want to play the game at first, thinking that 69 had brought him along for a while, so he told him.

I didn't expect that as soon as I sent that sentence, my mouse would be unable to move immediately. [System Prompt]: "Dear [Messenger of Justice], you have won the Qiankun Acupuncture Hand of [Please call in the next 69 moves], and the time limit is one hour."

Du Lizhi: ...

【secret language】

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: Dear, you can’t use TAT

[Please call it in the next 69 formula]: Dear, I am so patient, I am so old, how can I have the heart to leave me alone? 【Shy face】

Du Lizhi suddenly got goosebumps all over his body, and he had the urge to quit and delete the account immediately and take a bath, but it was fine if the mouse could not be moved at all, and the [System Prompt] popped up after moving it a little: "Sorry! You have been banned Acupuncture, unable to move!"

Game, can you cheat a little more?

Du Lizhi tried turning off the Esc key and restarting it all over again. As soon as he turned it on, he immediately jumped to the game interface.He originally wanted to come up to say goodbye, after going offline to process some photos that he just took yesterday, and to send them to the magazine for typesetting in the afternoon, but he got stuck in the game and couldn't get out!

Du Lizhi was helpless, all things like anger were worn away by this game, and now only helplessness remained.

【secret language】

[Messenger of Justice]: Is there any antidote?Honey, I still have a job, so I don't have time to spend here.

Some things, not viruses, are contagious.Such as yawning, such as "pro".By the time Du Lizhi realized it, the words had already been sent.Du Lizhi stared at the word "kiss" with flailing teeth and claws, unable to recover for a long time.

【secret language】

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: Dear, then you promise me, don't leave me.

[Messenger of Justice]: Okay, I promise you.

The corner of Du Lizhi's mouth twitched as he typed these words, thinking in his heart that as long as I quit the game, I will uninstall it immediately!When I decided to play this game at the beginning, it was a brain twitch!As soon as I thought of this, I saw a line of words jumping out cheerfully on the screen, and my whole body froze.

【secret language】

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: Dear, I don’t believe you are swollen, what should I do [to finger]

Du Lizhi: ...

【secret language】

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: In this way, if you give me your mobile phone number, I will reluctantly believe you. [pick nose]

Du Li had a black line on his face. What is the reason for this kind of rhythm that seems to be a romantic drama at eight o'clock?He casually called a mobile phone number and sent it, and the other side was silent for a minute——

【secret language】

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: Dear, you lied to me [crying loudly]

Du Lizhi: ...

The magazine will be sent to the factory for printing tomorrow. Du Li is in a hurry, but Mr. 69 is not in a hurry.So as a result of this unfair duel, 69 won.The moment Du Lizhi sent out his cell phone number, he felt a chill down his spine. He turned up the air conditioner by two degrees inexplicably. Two seconds later, the cell phone on the table rang, and Du Lizhi picked it up: " Hello!"

A very magnetic male voice came from the receiver: "Hello, are you the Messenger of Justice?"

Du Lizhi: ...

Sometimes fate is like this. If Du Lizhi hadn't decided to leave the game at this time, Lin Miao would not have asked for his number; In a certain folder, Du Lizhijuan will not be coerced into giving out his mobile phone number.

All in all, all in all, Du Lizhi couldn't leave the game, just continued to play it intermittently, and soon became familiar with a group of weird guys in the gang, brushing copies together and being tricked by cheating games, that The name of the eldest brother [I Love Shemale] who once led them to brush the dungeon gradually became more and more popular.So when the other party sent a friend request, Du Lizhi clicked [Agree] without much hesitation.

At that time, he and Mr. 69 were brushing the instance of [Caishangying]—this was a newly opened instance on the server of "Dajing Menghualu" recently, with a limit level of 80.

After Du Lizhi got acquainted with Lin Miao, he realized what it means to "pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger".That guy pretended to be cute and joked in various online games, but he asked for the password of Du Li's account, and when he returned after three days, he had already broken through the ninety barriers.

As for how difficult it is to rise to level [-]... Please refer to the experience value of the Nth power coefficient climbing above.

Du Lizhi just exclaimed.I saw the other party send an extremely frightened expression over.

Du Lizhi: ...

【secret language】

[Messenger of Justice]: You absolutely used a cheat!

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: Yes, dear╭(╯3╰)╮I was originally a hacker, don't you know?

Du Lizhi wanted to vomit blood.

Du Lizhi, who wanted to vomit blood, jumped into the ranks of masters on a 69-card rocket all the way, and was tied up by Mr. 69 to Saishangying, saying: Dear, the hatred value for him is too low, you help him reconcile with Shangying Well under the hatred value.

【secret language】

[Messenger of Justice]: The hatred value is too low?

[Please call it in the next 69 formula]: Xiaoyou, the Lun family is the lady of the stuffed eagle, and the plugged eagle refuses to fight with the Lun family~

[Messenger of Justice]: ...

Du Lizhi felt that he was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, and the puff pastry fell off.

So when Shen Hang sent a friend request, the action was unprecedentedly fast.But it was obvious that Shen Hang, who was caught up in time by Yang Aodong for cooking and killing people, was faster than him. Almost at the moment he passed by, he saw a figure suddenly appear in front of him.Before Du Lizhi could see clearly whether the person in front of him was male, female, round or flat, [System Prompt]: "You have been killed by [I Love Shemale], and the experience value has been reduced by 15984. Please choose: 1. Resurrect immediately ( A Resurrection Pill is required); 2. Go back to the city and revive (free of charge)."

Du Lizhi thought seriously, should he go to a fortune teller?Maybe he committed the crime of Tai Sui this year, or why would he always be a little crazy and cut it off without explaining it?

Two seconds later, he had to correct this sentence, because a sentence popped out of the [Secret Words] channel——

[I love ladyboys]: Brother, I'm sorry.If you want to blame, blame you for messing with my wife.

Fuck, I don't even know which onion your wife is!Du Lizhi, who was also shot while lying down: ...

[System prompt]: You have been resurrected by [Please call in the next 69 formula], the other party consumes a resurrection pill, and your status value returns to full. "[System Prompt]: "You have been killed by [I Love Shemale], and the experience value has been reduced by 16845. 1. Immediate resurrection (requires a Resurrection Pill); 2. Return to the city to resurrect (free of charge). "[System Prompt]: You have been resurrected by [Please call in the next 69 formula]. The other party consumes a Resurrection Pill, and your status value returns to full."

Shen Hang was about to redouble his efforts and continue to kill that Du Lida, but he saw a fierce wind passing by—[System prompt]: "Dear [I love shemale], you have been killed by the stuffed eagle, experience points Reduced by 194585, NPC hatred value +12."

——The full name of the plugged eagle dungeon is [Desert Eagle]. There is no limit on the number of players, and the difficulty of the dungeon is directly proportional to the number of players participating.Like other abnormal or non-abnormal dungeons, there are some small monsters blocking the way at the beginning, and when the player goes all the way to the desert bandit base camp and meets the eagle...

There are only two results known so far - one is that the hatred value is too low, and the stuffed eagle will "consolate" him friendly, and give some gadgets that are more cheating than the game settings (such as Liuying Baishuidan—— If you eat it, you can change your career as an actor o(╯□╰)o; another example is a tattoo scroll, after using it, a green lotus flower, red blood drop or black skull will appear in the corner of the character's eye. What is it, you ask? The answer is random=_= ) and a small amount of experience, the end is that you can’t cheat anymore; the other kind of hatred value is too high, it’s even worse, as soon as you enter the attack range of the eagle, it doesn’t matter what profession you are, what equipment you use or how high it is. Level, all instant kills!It's fine if you can't get anything, and you will lose a lot of experience points.

Therefore, at present, most players are afraid of this dungeon, and there are only a few terrorists who are still trying again and again, focusing on how to "neutralize" the hatred value, to see if there can be a third result. =_=

and so--

As one of the few players who successfully "escaped from marriage" in the entire server, the NPC hatred value of [I Love Shemale] has reached an unimaginable level. The person was killed in seconds, and then raised up to receive the affected [Please call in the next 69 formula], a line of words floated above the head of the evil and handsome NPC: "Madam, are you injured?"

Everyone present, including mobs, unanimously: ...

The author has something to say: the scumbag snail came back and updated orz

Slag is now confessing in the legendary perverted little black room, this is from a mobile phone